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Subject: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:45 PM

That is the question.   One of them has to go but which one? I need help on this one. They both have a long history and each have benefits as well as disadvantages. How will I decide?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: jeffp
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:48 PM

Keep the Marmite. Send me the banjo.

Simple, really.

jeffp


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:52 PM

Oh, OR. I thought it said "Marmite ON tenor banjo" and I wondered how it would taste.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:57 PM

I already know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: The Barden of England
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:18 PM

Quick - I want my medication!!! Both are awful, but I'm addicted - Cold Turkey is not in the vocabulary!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Mr Red
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:28 PM

a) Well nobody cries when you cut up a Marmite.

b) One burns longer.

c) Being able to throw both into a skip without touching the sides.

Tick one of the above.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dead Horse
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:54 PM

Is there an antipodean equivalent called Veggiejo?
(not that I really give a damn, actually)


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hrothgar
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:00 AM

Vegemite - but let's not go through all that again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:13 AM

marmite marmite marmite... it has to go!

marmite marmite marmite... it has to go!

MARMITE MARMITE MARMITE... IT HAS TO GO!

Keep your banjo you can stuff the marmite!

Ella


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:24 AM

I prefer dueling marmite


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM

dear mudcat,
            please delete this thread now!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:33 AM

Wot's up el ted


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:44 AM

you bugger! you've done it again! a combined thread on my two least favourite things!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:06 AM

If you get shot of the banjo, what are you going to put the bread on when you toast it under the grill, before you put the marmite on it ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:15 AM

A bodrum ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:29 AM

now you're talking!we need a recipe thread on how to combine the two into a nice souffle! maybe topped off with marinated smallpipes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:34 AM

Along with diced electric organs ?(ask Raggytash about the story of the organ!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:35 AM

no no! piano accordians!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:42 AM

How long do you have to boil a shaky egg ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Mr Red at woooooooork
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 07:49 AM

Ella

I quite agree, how are you on ukelelies visa vis Bovril?

muppett

There is only one thing worse than Marmite - dual Marmite (apologies to Ambrose Bierce)
FWIW I duellled Marmite for 4 years at boarding school AND went without many a pudding in the process. Now I am a man and have put away childish things like the pot of Marmite. I think I won that jewel.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Still seeing red
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 07:53 AM

Dave Bryant

How long do you shake a boil? And talking of shaky song spots.......... and if you squeeze a banjo it oozes brown I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:30 AM

I think that if you put the marmite under the banjo, shove a fused blasting cap into the marmite....


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:57 AM

ukelelies any time... Bovril NEVER!

errwwwwwwwwwwww!

Heck I'd even go for a shaky egg than a tub of bovril!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,banjoman
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:30 AM

Why is everyone so cruel to this much loved instrument - the banjo of course-
Don't you know that most of the worlds worst conflicts ( American Civil War for example) were fought over the right to make & play the banjo.
The banjo is a much maligned instrument, unlike the melodeon which is the last refuge of the musically incompetent.
As for Marmite - I hate the stuff, but it can be used as an adhesive to stick floor tiles down.

Leave of the banjo and pick on something (or someone)your own size


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Guessed
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:57 AM

Now given the alcopops and all that crap - and flower flavour brews from Belgium - like limbics - how long before we see Marmite flovoured beer (full circle - eh?) and real ales with a dash of Mm?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM

What was the name of that sauce in the story "Two Bottles of Relish"? Num-nuts or something, wasn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 11:02 AM

Banjos aren't very nice on toast or in a sandwich.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:39 PM

Actually banjoman, the Civil War was fought over the right NOT to play the banjo...


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:41 PM

But not necessarilly in Alabama - right?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 05:00 AM

This is all very interesting but it still doesn't answer the question. All I'm getting is knee jerk reactions and obscure passions. Can somebody please be more specific? We'll start with you Ted 6El9.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Bella Button
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 03:54 AM

I lick honey off organs. Hope this helps


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 07:49 AM

banjos have more uses than marmite, you can't slice cheese with marmite. Get real.
luv eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 02:57 AM

Like it Bella, not so sure about eric but I see his heart's in the right place!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 04:06 AM

I also like it Bella.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:57 AM

Bella - I hope you lick it all off - it might feel rather sticky if not !


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Be
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 06:21 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bella Button
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 06:25 AM

I have a long moist tongue and am not happy until every bit of honey is consumed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sailorsam
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 07:57 AM

You sound like my type of girl Bella but I have Vellum Pluckers Disease. Would that be a problem?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:07 AM

luv it Bella, my organ is vastly underused.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:17 AM

It sounds like marmite is now off the menu. O/k banjo or honey?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Bella Button
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:40 AM

To pluck or not to pluck!
Give that organ an airing more often


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Sailorsam
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 08:53 AM

How do you like to pluck Bella?
5-string, 4-string, G-string, no-string or just stilleto's?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 09:40 AM

A difficult choice. Is one obliged to eat the banjo? If so, I guess it beats the marmite by a slim margin. If, on the other hand, one is obliged to play them, the marmite wins by a substantial margin!

Did you know that TWAWKI is threatened by an imminent attack of giant marmites?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: ced2
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:01 PM

Isn't the truth more like:- marmite makes a more tuneful sound... and by the way Eric le Rouge which of your two organs are you on about?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:53 AM

Well not a bloody mouth organ.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:05 AM

What did the organist say to the Marmite when it siezed his tenor banjo?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 12:00 PM

Why is it that I have developed a craving for honey ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 12:05 PM

Is it because you are a bee?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 07:22 PM

I think their is a bee connection but it's BEEla Button.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 09:32 AM

I have a relation called eric the half bee.
eric the red


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: ced2
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 12:20 PM

So had a Mr M Python.... well nearly he was called eric the halg a bee!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 08:13 PM

To bee or not to bee, that is the banjo. Bella where are you? Have you just opened another jar? There is only one marmite but many different types of honey. What's your favourite?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 05:12 AM

when it's been converted to alcoholl.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 12:13 PM

Have just discovered a new honey called "Honiolin" apparently it was named after a violinist, any one come across it ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 12:33 PM

Stop it David you silly boy! There is no such product.Who in their right mind would name anything after a violinist.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 09:39 PM

Well spotted El BB. Bella we need you. The thread's losing it's interest.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 04:57 AM

is that simple interest or compound ?
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sweetfia
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 06:32 AM

What the hell! I didn't kno BS threads were like this!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: s6k
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 06:35 AM

i htink my speling si prety bad so i carnt tipe much but thsi fred is verry rewd


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 11:35 AM

If you pack a tenor banjo full of marmite it actually sounds better, but tastes worse...

Decisions, decisions....

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 04:21 PM

I've just bought a new jar. It's all black and smelly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 Dec 03 - 06:44 AM

if you fill a tenor banjo with honey it couldn't sound any sweeter.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Bella Button
Date: 15 Dec 03 - 08:42 AM

I am now back. I have been very busy with the organ in my mouth everynight. It is very hard work pushing, blowing and sucking! I am hoping for a longer instrument as I only have 10 holes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sweetfia
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 07:44 AM

Oh My!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: s6k
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 07:57 AM

Lord!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 11:51 AM

Some one has observed that the fluff in your belly button is always blue, if correct why is that ? Is it an attraction from honey remains left un-licked ? Bella do you suffer from fluff in any of your holes ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 04:49 AM

I'm having a word with you tomorrow night Dave...!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 07:27 AM

Oh heck - sorry mam


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 07:55 AM

69


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 08:37 AM

What a surprise...


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 04:24 AM

It is blue, especially this weather. So Bella you actually play an instrument?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Guessed
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 07:42 PM

Hey
I went through a small pile of stuff left by Bor-in-Law when he went back to NZ. AND I found a jar (yes glass jar though not yer familiar shape) of Marmite. The brand is well known in NZ - Sanatarium = which roughly translates as "You must be mad to like this gunge"
Joy declined the Vegemite as an inferior pseudo-clone. If she doesn't like the idea of this Kiwi Marmite - what am I bid for a genuine collectors item? It is kept well away from proper food lest it contaminates the fodder.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,hungry horse
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 07:59 PM

I prefer fromage frais on organs, but thats cos I'm classy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 10:08 PM

We don't like that foreign stuff ungry oss, and no it's not classy.
Yorkshire pudding with gravy, now thats CLASSY, but not in a tenor banjo.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 05:47 AM

Garnished with onions extra CLASSY


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Davetnova
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 06:51 AM

There was a wonderful programme demonstrating on the development of limpet mines by filling a saucepan with porridge and sticking it to the bottom of a boat. What kind of pet mine would a banjo filled with marmite and stuck on a bottom make?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 07:02 AM

Yorkshire puddings are shite without HP brown sauce.Marmite is a very poor relation to the mighty HP.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 07:06 AM

Do not, I repeat do not enter the Broad Acres and talk like that about our great pudding.
You have been warned.
eric the invisible.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 07:28 AM

Is that the Broad Acres in/near Bridlington ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:27 AM

Pudding eric?! it is peasant food and tastes like cardboard! my mother in law always used to serve it up as a separate course at dinner. bland shite! flour, salt and water from the humber. shite!shite! shite! HPrules!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 09:05 AM

What's the APR on the HP ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 04:51 AM

Bobjack we know where you live.
rice the anagram


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 05:02 AM

Come and get me copper!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 05:10 AM

So should that be whats the APR on the HP for the PC ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 07:00 AM

Now that sounds like fluent gibberish to me Sttaw Legend.
Bobjack makes more sense.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 07:21 AM

Eric, Bobjack always makes sense - even after his recent keep fit regime has been very strenuous and risen to new heights
Sttaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 08:32 AM

Of course I make sense, that's what BSthreads are for isn't it? The exchange of folky type information.And yes sttaw, my recent fortnight on a northern assault course has shifted a few pounds!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:31 AM

Bobjack, assault course? who were you learning to assault, your verbal is pretty good already.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:38 AM

Yeah rice, assault course, orienteering, night navigation, rock climbing, unarmed combat etc etc. Not all of spent christmas sat on our arses strumming songs from the folky of the year songbook you know!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:45 AM

ps: if you fancy a go at it eric, PM me for more details. I was camped out on Penny Hill which is near Castleton on North York Moors. Ripping time was had by all!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:48 AM

I'm too long in the tooth for stuff like that now mate. I did camp out on the North Yorkshire moors when I did the Lyke Wake walk many years ago and on my first weekend in the army even longer ago. Ended
up getting pissed both times.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 11:00 AM

Getting pissed doing the Lyke Wake Walk - my kind of walk


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 05:33 AM

If you set out from Osmotherly the first stopping place is a pub called The Lion at Blakey Ridge, if you time it right you can spend all night there [ free camping ] but walking through waist high bracken the following morning is no joke with a hangover.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 03:16 AM

Time to get my walking boots out. I have a tenor banjo, a tent and a jar of marmite. I love the Yorkshire moors and can quite easily see some attractive sheep in the equation. The field behind the white Lion up on Blakey Ridge is desolate and cold and worth a visit by all concerned on this thread. A suitable date for the 'piss-up' will have to be arranged. A reply from Bella is now required.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 07:25 AM

You will have to get there early, before all the good looking sheep have gone.
Best embriodered wellies only [ standing orders ]
eric.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Good Looking Sheep
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 06:01 PM

I'm waiting boys.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 05:27 AM

And always do it with the sheep overlooking a deep drop.
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 06:48 AM

O/k, I've thought about this and it makes perfect sense!


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 07:04 AM

I'd not spotted this thread before. I love marmite and the tenor banjo. The question for me would centre around possible substitutes...

There is a reasonable chance that I could substitute Marmite for Vegemite but less chance of me substituting tenor banjo for another banjo and if the only substitute available was a 5 string banjo, there is simply no way.


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 07:11 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 10:50 AM

Never mind about the marmite or the banjo (slight thread drift alot to be honest)
put failure into google and do a feel lucky search


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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 02 Nov 05 - 08:08 AM

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