Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:07 PM

You mean you're surprised that information leaks across the warped sub-space hyper-ganglionic connections? How do you think my family shares one brain cell between us?

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:01 PM

Little does Micca know that he has put his finger directly on the "event" planned for one of you. Amazing - that psychic bond he and I have.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 01:35 PM

Except in the Chat room !!

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Micca
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 01:19 PM

Noooooooo one expects the Mudcat Inquisition!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Barry Finn
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 01:15 PM

Who can resist Kendall?
Barry

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 11:06 AM

Kendall:

While I understand that you're constrained by local forces quite beyond your control, perhaps you could start a Resistance Movement?

A

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 09:19 AM

Barry,
October's a way off. Maybe... You'll be missed, damn it!

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: kendall
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 08:22 AM

That's a damn shame Barry. I'd hate to face the problem that would keep me from going. (I have to transport one of the inquisitioners). Hey, it's the only way to save MY hide!

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Tinker
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 07:46 AM

Damn Damn Damn !!!! Barry, It sounds like things could be less than easy right now, but I'm gonna send out real positive vibes(cause you'd be sorely missed) and we'll have to get you in on the virtual version no matter what....

Hugs, Blessings and Light

Tinker

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Naemanson
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 07:33 AM

Barry, you need to have a more positive outlook. C'mon down and damn the torpedoes!

But if you can't make it I hope to see you at the Press Room in September or October.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 05:58 AM

OK Fellows - Any one prepared to cover the excess baggage charges so doing will incur can have the loan of one of my spare banjos , IF you think it will do you any good , and are prepared to guarantee the refund of such charges !!

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Barry Finn
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 02:52 AM

Awwwww, frown, SOB, sh@%#$&it, fu*%&$%@#ck me. This is the 1st time going over this thread, I didn't want to jinx myself. There was a really good shot of going & my wife was really ready to go too. I just looked at the list of attendees & I'm weeping. I think I've got as much chance of making it now as a snowball's chance in hell. Maybe in 2006 I'll be dealt a better hand, it's just not in the cards for now. I hope someone will post a lot of pictures. Have a hell of a time & good luck to all you long distance travelers, if you haven't been there before you'll find it well worth the effort.

Barry

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 10:30 PM

Banjo players ain't safe as far as I'm concerned.....

He he he he....

Mick - I was going to bring the millimetre tape - oops - feminist humour rears its ugly head.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:48 PM

Ooooo, favoritism!!! :D

I have no weaknesses except Guinness, chocolate, and pulchritude -- and being a sucker for the human spirit.

Founding a religion is not a weakness, it is, um, based on being in touch with higher powers.

Higher than what, deponent sayeth not.


A

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Naemanson
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:47 PM

Banjo? Is that what it takes? Oh and to think I sold my six string banjo at Old Songs. Sigh.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:29 PM

Shut up Kendall. If you played your banjo more, you'd be safe too. Come on over Terry. You'll be safe...

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: kendall
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:24 PM

Poor wretch...

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:08 PM

Ladies...I have it on good authority that Leadfingers thinks he is 'safe' as he is bringing his banjo and is therefore banking on the fact that SINSULL will 'protect' him.....

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Ferrara
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:03 PM

Mmario I liked your suggestion for the logo.

Um, Euphrosyne, Aglaia and Thalia are the three graces actually. No relation to the Fates except they're all Greek.

It seems that Aglaia (Splendor), Euphrosyne (Mirth), and Thalia (Good Cheer) presided over banquets, dances, and other pleasurable social events, and brought joy and goodwill to gods and mortals. With the Muses, they sang to the gods on Mount Olympus, and danced to beautiful music. Personally I would look forward a LOT more to spending the Getaway with a bunch of ladies who thought they were the three Graces than the three Fates. I suppose it's too late now? Yeah I thought it was.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Big Mick
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 06:45 PM

Better bring a 25' Stanley tape ......... ooppssss ..... shit, lapsed into the testosterone driven male again....... damn.

Mick

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 05:28 PM

OK I'll be Lachesis and do the measuring....

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 05:13 PM

Clotho weaves the thread of life, Lachesis measures it, and Atropos cuts it. Sounds right to me. Of course they are also known as the Three Graces. Take your choice of mythologies. But I am definitely Atropos, so be nice.

Brett, by the time we are done, Wakana will be a ring leader. Such is our power. How do say cat o' nine tails in Japanese?

And a new candidate had been added to the list: Bro' Joe has tweaked my nose. Jacqui has the perfect plot. PMs later. Still not sure about Amos. Other than his obsession with breasts he keeps his weaknesses too well hidden. HMMMM.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 03:09 PM

SLAMB? Sensative Ladies Association for Mudcat Benevolance

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 03:09 PM

LOL!

I am so delighted that the Temple is being, um, received with such con-front and com-passion.

I am sure that the asset management skills will serve our benevolent purposes most fondly. We offer our sensitive support and lessons in Braille to anyone who desires them; Teresa may volunteer as a volunteer instructor in either the Braille lessons or the asset management training, or both. That's all still to be negotiated. But for now, thanks for your support, your answers are, um, spot-on.


A

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Tinker
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 02:43 PM

Mudcat Ladies Benevolent Sensitivity Association

MLBSA --- Sounda like a bank or a Boy Scout Council

LAMBS --- A little to deceptive...

Perhaps more accurately The Mudcat LAMBADAA

Ladies Acappella Musical Benevolent And Diaphanous Assets Association

Whoops I left our Sensitivity... any other suggestions ????

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 02:32 PM

L.A.M.B.S. ?

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 02:03 PM

Mudcat Ladies Benevolent Sensitivity Association

sound like a t-shirt Idea to me...but what would they use for a logo/design?

perhaps this? Three Fates

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Tinker
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 01:52 PM

Amos,

You can be secure in your beliefs and understandings that the Mudcat Ladies Benevolent Sensitivity Association is taking under consideration our ability to assist in the practice and demonstration of the temple's meditation program. The glorious and bountiful assets management techniques utilized my our members(although individual practices and degree of personal uplift experience is still a subject of individual discretion and hot debate) will be available through out the weekend, and randomly administered as the spirit so moves. Although the ladies have their own techniques for Becoming Overly Blessed...... your stimulating exchanges are always a welcome addition.

Blessings and Light

Tinker

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 01:15 PM

Tinker,

We are touched by your forward-gazing remarks, and trust it is reciprocal, or will be soon. In any case we are in complete accord with your suggestion about inspiration. We need to get ahead of the curve so that we can persuade the Ladies of the Getaway that our sensitivity and mystic fascination with touching, deeply-felt experiences involving "frontal meditation" (as we refer to some of our meditative exercises) are not only inspiring to us in themselves, but are dramatically uplifted by inspiration in others.

Therefore we urge the Mudcat Ladies Benevolent Sensitivity Association to improve their capacity for inspiration (which is always uplifting) and their sensitivity to our forward-looking ambitions. We can use all the help we can get, despite our intense training in dexterity under mystic influences. With luck we can look forward to a program of inspiring exercises which will get us to a place where we can hit the spot, just under the wire.

With best regards,

Fr. Tacitus Frequentimus
Inspirational Programs and Sensitivity Training Director
Temple of the Golden Globes

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 12:44 PM

Tinker - we have plans for Kendall and I've just thought of an idea for Amos - pm to follow.

Brett - you don't REALLY want to be the odd one out, do you? Wakana would think that we didn't like you!

Oh, and SINSULL and I thought up an idea for Joe as well.....

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:06 AM

WHOOPS ! Since I brought up the fates


Let me say (quickly and with feeling) that I *never* have considered the term "crone" for any of the Mudcat Ladies....

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Tinker
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:04 AM

"Ah Ah Ah my little sweetie," said the kind ladies, pinching cheeks where ever they were found........

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From:
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:01 AM

I like the idea of the Fates...what do you think ladies??!! *EG*

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:58 AM

uh-oh. the 'kind ladies' bit makes me even more nervous - given the number of fantasis and mythical stories I've read in which the 'kind ladies' were the fates (in their more sinister versions) and/or death.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Tinker
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:53 AM

Who said Amos and Kendall are "out of this" ?

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From:
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:51 AM

It shoud read "maybe us kind ladies......"

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From:
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:49 AM

"Kind ladies".....flattery doesn't normally work Brett....may us Kind Ladies could work on something 'special' just for you??...what do you think Ladies??!! *Evil Grin*

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:48 AM

Energised globes hmm, interesting thought that.
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Naemanson
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:46 AM

Well, I do know how much the Cap'n hates rock and rap and I can imagine what the cellar looks like. It seems to me he and Amos are taking the only sane way out of this dilemma.

I, on the other hand, will be escorting a woman for whom our whole culture is a mystery - ALL of it, not just the Mudcat portion. For that reason I am sure the kind ladies will leave me out of their machinations.

The rest of you guys are on your own!

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Tinker
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:43 AM

"Oh, Hard is the fortune of all .... " Whoops maybe this year it should be mankind... BG

Negotiating the weather???? Using silver tounge techniques on the Gods to assure your own self interest.... Seems to be some sort of conflict of interest in that stance.... Wouldn't want you to compromise your reputaion Mick... Relax

Now Amos, perhaps some further inspiration coming to us from the Temple of the Golden Globes might enlighten and energize those of us involved.....

Hmmmmmmm

Tinker

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Big Mick
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:36 AM

*****shit*****

******mumble, sputter, grumble,******

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: kendall
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:04 AM

Mick, I wish I could help, I really do, but you have never seen our cellar, and you can't imagine how much I detest Rock and Rap.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:55 AM

I don't know why you bother about getting slack. I've been slack all my life

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: rumanci
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:49 AM

"Will this get me a little slack???? "

If I were you Mick - I'd tighten your belt, not loosen it !!

*g* rum

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:46 AM

No.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Big Mick
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:43 AM

I am currently in negotiations with the bargaining team from the Corporate Home office of Weather Gods, Inc. LTD KMA . I have told them that the solidarity amongst my brother and sister Mudcatters/FSGW'ers is at a record high and that we are prepared to take whatever steps are necessary to achieve our bargaining goals of fair weather and warm temps. I am fully prepared to exercise all the negotiating skills that I have learned in some 25+ years of bargaining. Solidarity brothers, and ESPECIALLY sisters.

Will this get me a little slack????

Mick

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 05:57 PM

Now I am suffering from an ear worm:
"...And Granpappy Amos
He's the head of the clan
Roars like a lion but he's gentle as a lamb
And now here's Luke who beams with joy
Since he may take Mrs. Luke McCoy"

So happy to share.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 04:59 PM

LOL.

You guys kill me! I am SO looking forward to October.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 03:39 PM

I'm betting Lao-tzu had sisters. Probably older ones.

Subject: RE: Getaway 2005 (14-17 Oct )
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 05 - 03:37 PM

MM:

It's not a wimp-out, man!! It's strategy. I learned it from Lao-tzu: "The wise general, no matter how well-equipped, will not do battle with women. For to do so is to subscribe to a problem for which no solution is possible." The Art of War, 16th edition, page 211.


A