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About Catspaw - PartII

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Penny 05 May 99 - 11:24 AM
Night Owl 05 May 99 - 11:38 AM
Alice 05 May 99 - 11:57 AM
Peter T. 05 May 99 - 12:08 PM
Alice 05 May 99 - 12:14 PM
Vixen 05 May 99 - 01:03 PM
Banjer 05 May 99 - 06:48 PM
DennisM 05 May 99 - 07:49 PM
Susan A-R 05 May 99 - 10:33 PM
Tucker 05 May 99 - 11:19 PM
Spaw's Maw-in-law 05 May 99 - 11:39 PM
Tucker 05 May 99 - 11:49 PM
Lonesome EJ 06 May 99 - 12:13 AM
BK 06 May 99 - 12:39 AM
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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Penny
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:24 AM

A little recipe for Catspaw. Culled, with great regard for authenticity, from a Scottish cookbook called "Tried Favourites Cookery Book" by Mrs. E.W. Kirk. In its twenty-third and enlarged edition, after sales of six hundred and forty six thousand. This book I bought from a second hand bookstall, and it had never been used. Possibly never been read. It has twenty-four recipes for various scones, oven or girdle (griddle).

Before I get to the scone recipe, let me quote some more gems from the work (which, by the way, has 6 American recipes, corn bread, corn pone, breakfast muffins, griddle cakes, popovers and crullers. No grits. It also makes prolific use of odd patent foods, such as Plasmon powder (?), and has antique advertisements for surviving and lost products. Some of them belong to that part of the British cuisine which, in 'spaw's words, belong in the garbage bin.

Hough and Macaroni: This is recommended to those thrifty wives who like to make a piece of meat go as far as is consistent with nutritious feeding.

Shape of cold fish and potatoes.

Bomb-Shell (From an old soldier of 1820) This is steak cooked in a scone dough in a cloth. "Very appetising and economical."

Remains of hare.

To dress a lamb's head and pluck. (take out the eyes - it won't see you through the week, but what the heck!)

Half-pay pudding - "without exaggeration, it may be said that this pudding is equal in nutriment to 1 and a half pounds beef steak."

Hygienic pudding

Restorative Meat Jelly

Artificial Asses' Milk

Sir W. Gull's cough prescription

Buchanan's Prune Paste (Invaluable in the home)

Apple Jam that will keep for years

Matrimony Jam

Scones: I lb flour, 2 oz butter 2 oz sugar (if made for tea) half oz cream of tartar, quarter oz bicarbonate of soda, half pint milk or (preferably) buttermilk. (be careful about milk quantities - I think American pints are a little different).

Rub fat into flour, add cream of tartar (and sugar, if using). Dissolve soda in milk, and mix with flour to a stiff dough. Roll out about an inch thick, cut into the needed size, and bake in a moderate oven about 15 minutes, or on a girdle. Serve hot.

On the subject of pronouncing scones, there was an editor of a pronouncing dictionary interviewed the other week who singled out this word for comment. " In the north, they usually say sconns, but scones (to rhyme with stones) when they want to sound posh. In the south, they usually say (this one defeats me, but is halfway between scones and scawns) but sconns when they want to sound posh."

However they're said, if the doctors permit, enjoy!


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Night Owl
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:38 AM

Penny, I suppose after the "fat" is rubbed into the flour, there was no need to wear the "girdle" any more,...but wouldn't it catch fire in the oven???(


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Alice
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:57 AM

OK, now, recipes to build up Catspaw's health (or at least to give him something to chew on).

This is from my collection of my mom's old cookbooks. The Kitchen Guide, American, no date found in it, but old and falling apart:

Lenten Loaf (mostly rice and canned salmon)

Little Pigs in Blankets or Oyster Bundles (24 large oysters wrapped in 24 pieces of bacon)

Fried Frog's Legs (hindquarters only)

Liver Dumplings (Skin 1/2 pound of calf's liver and remove every paticle of tough fibre. Chicken liver may be used instead of calf's liver, as well as heart and tender parts of gizzard. Cook bread and water to a paste. Add seasonings, egg, and finely chopped liver. Form into balls and cook in hot soup. Very nutritious.) (!!!)

Turtle Soup (Wash the turtle, cut the skin loose from under the shell, skin legs and neck and remove all fat, save the liver. ..... it doesn't say what to do with the liver after you 'save' it. Any suggestions, catspaw?)

City Chickens - for six (2 pork tenderloins, equal amount veal steak, cracker crumbs, 2 cups hot water, 1 cup rich milk, 1 or 2 beaten eggs. Cut meat in one and a half inch squares, alternate pieces on wooden skewers until 6 are used. Roll each chicken (?!) in seasoned eggs and crumbs. Allow to stand for 2 hours to harden. Then, brown well on all sides in skillet, remove chicken (!), place in roaster, put hot water in the spider, rinse well, and pour in roaster. Cover and bake slowly 2 hours. Make gravy with milk and season well.).... it doesn't say if it tastes like chicken.

alice


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Peter T.
Date: 05 May 99 - 12:08 PM

"Do not scorn a scone even if you are prone to prawn, when ensconced upon the Stone of Scone" -- taught to me at school many a year ago.

Yours, Peter T.


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Alice
Date: 05 May 99 - 12:14 PM

Oh, and Karen, I forgot to add these tips from the "Household Hints" section of the Kitchen Guide (pre-plastic era).

Kitchen Garbage Can, One of the most convenient new appliances for the kitchen is the kitchen garbage can. You merely step on the pedal, and the lid flies up automatically.

House cleaning, Irritation to the hands as a result of using naphtha for cleaning can be avoided if first you rub and work a little vinegar well into the skin.

and....

How to take Unpleasant Medicine
When the medicine is particularly unpleasant to take, hold a piece of ice in the mouth for two minutes before taking. It will not taste nearly so bad.


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Vixen
Date: 05 May 99 - 01:03 PM

Good News! Good News!

Keep it comin'! I'll keep sending light, positive energy, and prayers every which way so that all the deities understand that 'Spaw gets to stay with *us*.

V


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Banjer
Date: 05 May 99 - 06:48 PM

Came home from work, totaly disgruntled with the day, wanted no more from life than to lie me down and drift off into the peaceful world of sleep so's I could forget this whole horrid day. Before I did though, I had to check my e-mail (Big Mick take special note), and while I'm there why not check into the Mudcat and see if anything is going on.....and I find....THE VENT IS HISTORY

So now the day is behind me, a new rejoicing is at hand!! Thanks Katspaw for making my day a bright one...Good News!


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: DennisM
Date: 05 May 99 - 07:49 PM

thoughts and prayers are with you and family. keep a positive attitude - very important. luck to you.


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Susan A-R
Date: 05 May 99 - 10:33 PM

katspaw, wish I could send you takeout meals, but Ohio is a bit far from Vermont. Alison, I am NOT going to use you for a consultant (smile) Seriously, if you do want soome relatively healthy recipes that actually taste good, I can send em along. As for me, I get done cooking vegetarian food and head for the Chinese takeout around the corner and get pork fried rice. Ah me, the secrets of a chef of vegetarian food, but not persuasion.

Glad to hear about the continued progress. I just smile when I think of what will flow from that keyboard once those paws get back on the keys.

Susan


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Tucker
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:19 PM

Hey Catspaw, I reckon you'll be eating the same stuff that got ya this far in life and more power to ya. 10 years ago when I thought I had a heart attack a dietican was dispatched to give me a life plan. Her idea of a "snack" was one cup of popcorn. I had to set her off, my spirit needing amend. I told her" o'course ya mean un-popped, quarter stick of butter, one and a half teaspoons of popcorn salt popped in three or four tablespoons of Veggie oil. ( Can't help it folk's, it is damn good). Indignant, she said " No, one cup of air popped, non salted, non buttered popcorn." I told her I would rather die. Maybe not good advice Catspaw, and please don't follow it, but it was fun to watch her face when I told her that.


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Spaw's Maw-in-law
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:39 PM

Just talked with Karen and she asked that I get on the line and let you know that Pat is off the vent and they have actually had him from bed to chair and back and are talking about taking him out of ICU as soon as tomorrow. This can only be the result of the good thoughts and prayers that his mudcatters have sent his way through Cyberspace. Pat had written a whole page that he wanted posted to you but Karen had configure problems at the computer tonight and couldn't get on the net. Karen is very tired and the fact that she couldn't get on the net was sort of the last straw in a long and frantic week.

I am flying back up for the weekend and will check tomorrow and if Pat is able, I will take my laptop to him so that he can get back to mudcatting. Of course, he will have to get back to the PC really fast because when I let loose of the laptop, I tend to go into withdrawal in a real hurry (like in about 30 seconds).

Thanks again for giving us such comfort. maw or known to spaw as Clarence. (I'm sure he willl be happy to explain that one to you)


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Tucker
Date: 05 May 99 - 11:49 PM

DearMaw-in-Law, I am taking liberty here but let me say that all Mudcatters, new and old, wish S'paw a quick return home and to us. We have been rehearsing what to tell him, but honestly, it is get well quickly. Ok Cat, don't follow my popcorn receipe, hell, I put on 30 lbs trying to be a smart ass. Sorry if I upset someone, but I think Catspaw understands. Get home soon.


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 06 May 99 - 12:13 AM

Don't worry about the popcorn, Tuck, as I am saving the boy a seat at Thelma's with all the non-fat biscuits, low- cal gravy, fat-free ham and decaffeinated coffee he can handle. If he behaves himself, I will have Thelma make her special Eggbeaters omelet for him. If he's really good I will have Thelma show him her butterfly tattoo, but then again he's probably not ready for that yet.

LEJ


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: BK
Date: 06 May 99 - 12:39 AM

Great News!!

Thanks, Maw-in-law; BK


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Subject: RE: About Catspaw - PartII
From: Roger in Baltimore
Date: 06 May 99 - 06:07 AM

Time to move to Part III before we crash someone's computer! I feel a long message from the great Catspaw himself a'comin' on. To move to Part III, CLICK HERE.

Roger in Baltimore


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