Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 12:02 AM

2377

I'd eat a mile
Of her shitty shitty shit
Just to kiss her big brown asshole.

"a song that was popular on the S.S. West Celina (Blake Line). The song was probably called 'I love my wife.'"

William F. Burroughs

December 25, 1926, William F. Burroughs, DuBois, Maryland, in the Gordon Inferno Collection, No. 2377.



See here: https://archive.org/details/1917gordoninfernocollection/page/n133/mode/1up?q=%22love+my+wife%22

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 12:01 AM

25 I LOVE MY WIFE

I love my wife, I love her dearly,
I love the lips she whistles through,
Here lily white arms, and her nut brown tresses,
I love my wife, I do, I do.

c1937, Song 25, The Digger & Jovial Songster, Alland & Co. Pty. Ltd. (publisher), [undated]. A "digger" was a Australian & New Zealand soldier.

Online here: https://archive.org/details/1937ca-the-digger-and-jovial-songster/page/n10/mode/1up

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 12:00 AM

I LOVE MY GIRL

I love my girl, yes I do, yes I do
I love her truly
I love the hole she pisses through
I love her tits, tittily-its, tittily-its
Her nut brown asshole
I'd eat her shit-shit-ily-it, shitily-it
With a wooden spoon, with a wooden spoon
I'd eat her shit-shit-ily-it, shitily-it
With a wooden spoon.

October 19-20, 1963, transcribed from the singing of Jim Hitchcock, recorded by Joe Hickerson, in an informal song session. This collection (LC-AFS 17022) is in the Archive of Folk Culture, Library of Congress, Washington, D.C.

The tune is the same as in the field later field recordings above.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 07:12 PM

List of titles of unpublishable WWII songs in Les Cleveland's 1959 book
Songs We Sang: A Collection of N. Z. Army and Service Ballads

    Little Angeline
    You Can Tell Them All that we Learn ------ all.
    Eskimo Nell.
    Abdul the Bul-Bul.
    There's a Shortage of Good Whores in Mobile
    Bollicky Bill the Sailor
    Hey Jig-a-jig ---- a Little Pig.
    Round and Round Went the Great Big Wheel.
    Heigh-Ho Said Rolly.
    The Ball of Kerrymuir.
    My Old Gal Salme.
    Put on That Old Blue Ointment.
    Oh My Name is Tiger Lily, I'm a Whore from Piccadily.
    The Bastard from the Bush.
    One of the Porstmouth Whores.
    The Red Plush Britches.
    A Ring-a-rang-a-roo.
    For They were Large Balls.
    The Balls of O'Leary.
    The Old Red Flannel Drawers.
    If I Was a Rugby Fullback.
    I Love My Wife, I Love Her Dearly.
    Road to Gundagai.
    Country Girls they are the Best.
    One Evening I came Home My Darling Wife to See.
    A Drunken Old Harlot Lay Dying.
    Roll Me Over in the Clover.
    I Put My Finger in the Woodpecker's Hole.
    The Keyhole in the Door.
    I Know 'Cos I've Seen It.
    Cats on the Rooftops, Cats on the Tiles.
    'Twas on the Good Ship Venus.
    Passengers Will Please Refrain from Making Water.
    Isn't it a Pity She's Only One Titty.
    Sister Anna Will Carry the Banner.
    I Wish I Was a Fascinating Bitch.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:09 PM

To show that this is not exclusively a "male" song, here is evidence of a woman performing:

... During a Scotch-and-tradition-soaked weekend at Princetone, Cece and I
outraged the preppy boys by doing a spontaneous song-and-dance
routine that we thought was a harmless bit of fun. They, on
the other hand, thought it was completely "unbecoming" and asked
us not to return to the campus in the future....

The offending song went as follows:

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly,
I love the hole
That she pisses through.
I love her tits, tiddely-its, tiddely-its,
And her nut-brown asshole,
I'd eat her shit -- chop, chop, gobble gobble,
With a wooden spoon.

c1960, from Somebody to Love? A Rock-and-Roll Memoir by Grace Slick, Andrea Cagan. Done while at Finch College while visiting Princeton.


See here: https://archive.org/details/1917gordoninfernocollection/page/n133/mode/1up?q=%22love+my+wife%22

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:08 PM

Pat Rocchio-19
I.U.K.C. Library
Kokomo, Indiana
April 18, 1968

I Love My Girl

I love my girl
Yes, I do, Yes, I do
I love her truly.

I love the hole she pisses through
I love her ruby red lips and her pearly white tits, and the
hair around her ass hole
I'd eat her shit, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, if she asked me to.

Informant: White, Italian-American, Catholic, Sophomore at the University of Notre Dame, Home town is Kokomo.

[Collector]Tom Wren 11/5/48
210 North Market
Kokomo, Indian,
May, 1968   Mrs. Cord
I.U., Kokomo   F384

Indiana University Archive Ascension # 2003/055.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:06 PM

I LOVE MY GAL

I love my gal,
Yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly
I her whole----family.

I love her sis, her lilly white sis
Her nut brown auntie
I could eat her grits
Chomp, chomp, gobble, gobble
With a rusty spoon.

January 18, 2006, transcription of field recording of Ian Cumming. He said this was a cleaned up version for mixed company.


Listen here: https://archive.org/download/jack_horntip_collection_field_recordings/0124%20I%20Love%20My%20Gal%20%5BAka%20I%20Love%20My%20Wife%2C%20Cleaned%20Up%20Version%20For%20Mixed%20Company%5D.mp3

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:06 PM

ANTON RAFF: It was a ribald song.

"I love m girl, yes I do, yes I do.
I love her truly I love the hole she pisses through.
I love her teats, tittely-itz, tittely-tiz.
And her big brown asshole.
I'd her her goop with a rusty scoop.

Pg 77, Leonard Cohen, Untold Stories: The Early Years by Michael Posner. 2020


Google search that has text:

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22I+LOVE+MY+girl%22+%22love+the%22+%22through%22+song&client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=562531629&biw=1536&bih=704&tbm=bks&ei=6dn1ZJmEHKewptQPy62r2A8&ved=0ahUKEwjZnMqihpGBAxUnmIkEHcvWCvsQ4dUDCAk&uact=5&oq=%22I+LOVE+MY+girl%22+%22love+the%22+%22through%22+song&gs_lp=Eg1nd3Mtd2l6LWJvb2tzIioiSSBMT1ZFIE1ZIGdpcmwiICJsb3ZlIHRoZSIgInRocm91Z2giIHNvbmdIgQ1QngNY3AhwAHgAkAEAmAFboAG2A6oBATa4AQPIAQD4AQHCAgQQIRgKiAYB&sclient=gws-wiz-books

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:05 PM

I LOVE MY WIFE

I love my wife;
I love her truly;
I love the hole
She pisses through.
I love her tit-tittly-tits tittly-tits
And her brown arse hole.
I could eat her shit,
Chomp, chomp, gobble, gobble,
With a rusty spoon,
With a rusty spoon.

Posted by GUEST,.gargoyle December 16, 2001 from the 1981. CAMP PENDLETON "GHOST RIDERS" RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB OFFICIAL SONG BOOK (Second Edition).


See post here: https://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=611351

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:04 PM

I KNOW A GIRL

I know a girl, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly
I love that girl, oh yes I do
I especially love that hole
that she pisses through
I love her ruby red lips
Her lilly white tits
And the hair around her asshole
I'd eat her shit, chomp, chomp, chomp
If she asked me to

Pounds of tits in a loose brassier
A cunt that twitches like a mooses ear
A used condom in a glass of beer
These foolish things remind me of you
Da-du, Da-du, da-da-du-du-du, da-du

A used tampax in my toilet bowl
A pubic hair on my breakfast roll
My peepee in your poopin' hole
These foolish things remind me of you

Naked pictures of Liberace
.... scars on your face so splotchy
The smile on your face when I say suck-a-hachi [?]
These foolish things remind me of you

Transcribed from the field recording dated August 8, 2006 of "BoY GeOrge", learned 1965 at university. He thought the song was one song until he started playing rugby and then
heard others sing "these foolish things..." but never heard other sing the beginning.


Listen here: https://archive.org/download/jack_horntip_collection_field_recordings/0042%2011%20-%20I%20Know%20A%20Girl%20%5BAka%20I%20Love%20My%20Girl%20With%20These%20Foolish%20Things%2C%201964-1965%5D.mp3

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:58 PM

I love my wife

I love my wife, yes I do, Yes I do.
I love her dearly.
I love the hole she pisses throught.
I love her tits, tiddly tits, tiddly tits.
And her dark brown asshole.
I eat her shit gobble, gobble,gobble, gobble,
with a rusty spoon, with a rusty spoon.
My name is Jack, diggily Jack, diggily Jack.
I’m a necrophiliac.
I get so hard on a graveyard.
I get so frustrated, I do hate it I do hate it,
when they got cremated.
Burial is a must and cremation sucks,
‘cause I can’t fuck dust, ‘cause I can’t fuck
dust.

February 15, 1998. Finnish Wuorikautiset online magazine in PDF.

Retrieved from   www.tky-hut.fi/~vk/Wuorik_2-98.pdf

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:57 PM

One night in gay Paree
I paid five francs to see
A great big fat lady
Tatooed from head to knee
And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war
On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more
And up and down her spine
Was the Royal Engineers in line
And on her lilly white t*ts, t*ts, t*ts
Were a fleet of battle ships, ships, ships
On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
How I love her, Oh I love her
And I love my mother in law.

I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do * all right
She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law

I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do)
I love her dearly
I love the hole
She p*sses through.
I love her t*ts (tiddley its, tiddley its)
And her big brown a*sehole
I'd eat her sh*t with a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon)

She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law!

Posted by mudcat GUEST,Jan to the HOW I LOVE MY MOTHER IN LAW thread April 18, 2010.


See here: https://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=2889249

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:56 PM

How does every good fighter pilot song start?

Da-da-da-ta-da TITS!

Speaking of tits, every fighter pilot songfest has to start with this one song
that shows the endearment we have for our spouses, significant others or just hangers-onners around the bar.

I love my wife
Yes I do, Yes I do
I love her truly
I love the hole that she pisses through
That she pisses through
I love her ruby red lips
And her lilly white tits
And the hair around her asshole
I'd eat her SHIT
Gobble gobble, chomp chomp
with a rusty spoon
with a rusty spoon

And there was granny swinging on the outhouse door -- Without her nightie,
Yelling, "Boys, more! More! More!".

Track #2, "I Love My wife" on 2003, A Night at the Bar with the Boys. It was recorded by Sneedo, G, and Tommy T, aka T-Bone, aka Face (a trio of US Air Force Warthog pilots) in St. Thomas Church, Glenhoola, Scotland in 1989 and originally issued on cassette.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:54 PM

I LOVE MY WIFE

CHORUS:
I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly.
I love the hole that she pisses through.

I love her ruby red lips, her lily white tits,
And the hair around her asshole.
I’d eat her shit,
Gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp,
With a rusty spoon, with a rusty spoon.

CHORUS

I love her matted black hair, and her dirty underwear
And the smell of her vagina
I’d eat her cunt
gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp,
If she asked me to, if she asked me to.

June 1, 2002. USAF Series Utility After-Flight Manual: Bone Driver's Handbook [37th Bomber Squadron B1-B songbook]. pgs 10-11, MS-Word file.



See online here: https://archive.org/details/200237thbombersquadronb-1bsquadronsongbook/page/10/mode/1up

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:53 PM

I love my wife

I love my wife,
Yes I do, Yes I do,
I love her dearly,
I love the hole she pisses through,
I love her tits, tiddily its, tiddily its
And her nut brown arsehole,
I eat her shit, gobble, gobble,
With a rusty spoon

My name is jack, diddily ak, diddily ak
I’m a necrophiliac,
I get so hard in a grave yard,
I get frustrated, „diddily ated, diddily ated",
When the yet cremated,
Burial is a must,
Coz you can’t fuck dust

International Federation of Mining and Metallurgy Students (IFMMS) International Songbook. [Created by Berencsi Zsolt, Digitally time stamped 3/15/2001]


Retrieved from www.uni-miskolc.hu/~ifmms/songbook.doc on July 21, 2006.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:51 PM

I LOVE MY WIFE

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do
I love her dearly, I love her hole she pisses through
I love her tits, diddly-its, diddly-its
And her nut-brown arsehole
I eat her shit gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
With a rusty spoon.

February 2001, SRC Thor SONGBOOK, [songbook of the Student Rugby Club Thor, a student rugby club in Delft, Netherlands]. This Dutch songbook has some English language songs.


Retrieved from www.madridlionsrfc.com/downloads/SONGBOOK.pdf on July 24, 2009.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:51 PM

I Love My Wife

I love my wife,
yes I do,
yes I do,
I love her dearly.
I love the hole (I love the hole),
She pisses through (she pisses through).
I love her tits-diddly-its-diddly-its,
And her big brown asshole.
I'd eat her shit (gobble gobble gobble gobble),
With a rusty spoon (with a rusty spoon)!

Second (or whatever number you're on) verse same as the first,
A little bit louder and a whole lot worse.
I love my wife,
Yes I do,
Yes I do....

November 1, 2004, retrieved from geocities.com/rugbysongs/rugbsongs.htm

Seems to be an endlessly repeated version...

Subject: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:49 PM

The song below is bawdy traditional drinking song.

If you are easily offended, please do not read or post to this thread. It will disappear from the thread list faster that way.

I will be posting transcriptions of field recordings, example & variant texts, and, ultimately, evidence the song can be dated to at least the 1920s with some evidence that it was known during WWI.

82. I LOVE MY WIFE
Melody—Itself
Comment: Another classic. Popular in the Air Force, but not well known in the hash. Will tape melody for you.

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly,
I love the hole that she pisses through,
I love her lily white tits and her ruby red lips,
And her little brown asshole,
I'd eat her shit, gobble-gobble, chomp-chomp,
With a rusty spoon (with a rusty spoon).

1994. Song 82, Hash Hymnal of Paul Woodford, TXT file, This was sent to Ed Cray in 1994.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 03:53 AM

I'm ashamed to say that we sang a version very close to the one in the opening post (though with "nut-brown") in the Imperial College union bar in the late 60s/ early 70s. I don't remember anything beyond that one verse.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 03:53 AM

I'm ashamed to say that we sang a version very close to the one in the opening post (though with "nut-brown") in the Imperial College union bar in the late 60s/ early 70s. I don't remember anything beyond that one verse.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 12:02 AM

2377

I'd eat a mile
Of her shitty shitty shit
Just to kiss her big brown asshole.

"a song that was popular on the S.S. West Celina (Blake Line). The song was probably called 'I love my wife.'"

William F. Burroughs

December 25, 1926, William F. Burroughs, DuBois, Maryland, in the Gordon Inferno Collection, No. 2377.



See here: https://archive.org/details/1917gordoninfernocollection/page/n133/mode/1up?q=%22love+my+wife%22

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 12:01 AM

25 I LOVE MY WIFE

I love my wife, I love her dearly,
I love the lips she whistles through,
Here lily white arms, and her nut brown tresses,
I love my wife, I do, I do.

c1937, Song 25, The Digger & Jovial Songster, Alland & Co. Pty. Ltd. (publisher), [undated]. A "digger" was a Australian & New Zealand soldier.

Online here: https://archive.org/details/1937ca-the-digger-and-jovial-songster/page/n10/mode/1up

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 07 Sep 23 - 12:00 AM

I LOVE MY GIRL

I love my girl, yes I do, yes I do
I love her truly
I love the hole she pisses through
I love her tits, tittily-its, tittily-its
Her nut brown asshole
I'd eat her shit-shit-ily-it, shitily-it
With a wooden spoon, with a wooden spoon
I'd eat her shit-shit-ily-it, shitily-it
With a wooden spoon.

October 19-20, 1963, transcribed from the singing of Jim Hitchcock, recorded by Joe Hickerson, in an informal song session. This collection (LC-AFS 17022) is in the Archive of Folk Culture, Library of Congress, Washington, D.C.

The tune is the same as in the field later field recordings above.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 07:12 PM

List of titles of unpublishable WWII songs in Les Cleveland's 1959 book
Songs We Sang: A Collection of N. Z. Army and Service Ballads

    Little Angeline
    You Can Tell Them All that we Learn ------ all.
    Eskimo Nell.
    Abdul the Bul-Bul.
    There's a Shortage of Good Whores in Mobile
    Bollicky Bill the Sailor
    Hey Jig-a-jig ---- a Little Pig.
    Round and Round Went the Great Big Wheel.
    Heigh-Ho Said Rolly.
    The Ball of Kerrymuir.
    My Old Gal Salme.
    Put on That Old Blue Ointment.
    Oh My Name is Tiger Lily, I'm a Whore from Piccadily.
    The Bastard from the Bush.
    One of the Porstmouth Whores.
    The Red Plush Britches.
    A Ring-a-rang-a-roo.
    For They were Large Balls.
    The Balls of O'Leary.
    The Old Red Flannel Drawers.
    If I Was a Rugby Fullback.
    I Love My Wife, I Love Her Dearly.
    Road to Gundagai.
    Country Girls they are the Best.
    One Evening I came Home My Darling Wife to See.
    A Drunken Old Harlot Lay Dying.
    Roll Me Over in the Clover.
    I Put My Finger in the Woodpecker's Hole.
    The Keyhole in the Door.
    I Know 'Cos I've Seen It.
    Cats on the Rooftops, Cats on the Tiles.
    'Twas on the Good Ship Venus.
    Passengers Will Please Refrain from Making Water.
    Isn't it a Pity She's Only One Titty.
    Sister Anna Will Carry the Banner.
    I Wish I Was a Fascinating Bitch.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:09 PM

To show that this is not exclusively a "male" song, here is evidence of a woman performing:

... During a Scotch-and-tradition-soaked weekend at Princetone, Cece and I
outraged the preppy boys by doing a spontaneous song-and-dance
routine that we thought was a harmless bit of fun. They, on
the other hand, thought it was completely "unbecoming" and asked
us not to return to the campus in the future....

The offending song went as follows:

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly,
I love the hole
That she pisses through.
I love her tits, tiddely-its, tiddely-its,
And her nut-brown asshole,
I'd eat her shit -- chop, chop, gobble gobble,
With a wooden spoon.

c1960, from Somebody to Love? A Rock-and-Roll Memoir by Grace Slick, Andrea Cagan. Done while at Finch College while visiting Princeton.


See here: https://archive.org/details/1917gordoninfernocollection/page/n133/mode/1up?q=%22love+my+wife%22

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:08 PM

Pat Rocchio-19
I.U.K.C. Library
Kokomo, Indiana
April 18, 1968

I Love My Girl

I love my girl
Yes, I do, Yes, I do
I love her truly.

I love the hole she pisses through
I love her ruby red lips and her pearly white tits, and the
hair around her ass hole
I'd eat her shit, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, if she asked me to.

Informant: White, Italian-American, Catholic, Sophomore at the University of Notre Dame, Home town is Kokomo.

[Collector]Tom Wren 11/5/48
210 North Market
Kokomo, Indian,
May, 1968   Mrs. Cord
I.U., Kokomo   F384

Indiana University Archive Ascension # 2003/055.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:06 PM

I LOVE MY GAL

I love my gal,
Yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly
I her whole----family.

I love her sis, her lilly white sis
Her nut brown auntie
I could eat her grits
Chomp, chomp, gobble, gobble
With a rusty spoon.

January 18, 2006, transcription of field recording of Ian Cumming. He said this was a cleaned up version for mixed company.


Listen here: https://archive.org/download/jack_horntip_collection_field_recordings/0124%20I%20Love%20My%20Gal%20%5BAka%20I%20Love%20My%20Wife%2C%20Cleaned%20Up%20Version%20For%20Mixed%20Company%5D.mp3

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:06 PM

ANTON RAFF: It was a ribald song.

"I love m girl, yes I do, yes I do.
I love her truly I love the hole she pisses through.
I love her teats, tittely-itz, tittely-tiz.
And her big brown asshole.
I'd her her goop with a rusty scoop.

Pg 77, Leonard Cohen, Untold Stories: The Early Years by Michael Posner. 2020


Google search that has text:

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22I+LOVE+MY+girl%22+%22love+the%22+%22through%22+song&client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=562531629&biw=1536&bih=704&tbm=bks&ei=6dn1ZJmEHKewptQPy62r2A8&ved=0ahUKEwjZnMqihpGBAxUnmIkEHcvWCvsQ4dUDCAk&uact=5&oq=%22I+LOVE+MY+girl%22+%22love+the%22+%22through%22+song&gs_lp=Eg1nd3Mtd2l6LWJvb2tzIioiSSBMT1ZFIE1ZIGdpcmwiICJsb3ZlIHRoZSIgInRocm91Z2giIHNvbmdIgQ1QngNY3AhwAHgAkAEAmAFboAG2A6oBATa4AQPIAQD4AQHCAgQQIRgKiAYB&sclient=gws-wiz-books

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:05 PM

I LOVE MY WIFE

I love my wife;
I love her truly;
I love the hole
She pisses through.
I love her tit-tittly-tits tittly-tits
And her brown arse hole.
I could eat her shit,
Chomp, chomp, gobble, gobble,
With a rusty spoon,
With a rusty spoon.

Posted by GUEST,.gargoyle December 16, 2001 from the 1981. CAMP PENDLETON "GHOST RIDERS" RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB OFFICIAL SONG BOOK (Second Edition).


See post here: https://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=611351

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 06:04 PM

I KNOW A GIRL

I know a girl, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly
I love that girl, oh yes I do
I especially love that hole
that she pisses through
I love her ruby red lips
Her lilly white tits
And the hair around her asshole
I'd eat her shit, chomp, chomp, chomp
If she asked me to

Pounds of tits in a loose brassier
A cunt that twitches like a mooses ear
A used condom in a glass of beer
These foolish things remind me of you
Da-du, Da-du, da-da-du-du-du, da-du

A used tampax in my toilet bowl
A pubic hair on my breakfast roll
My peepee in your poopin' hole
These foolish things remind me of you

Naked pictures of Liberace
.... scars on your face so splotchy
The smile on your face when I say suck-a-hachi [?]
These foolish things remind me of you

Transcribed from the field recording dated August 8, 2006 of "BoY GeOrge", learned 1965 at university. He thought the song was one song until he started playing rugby and then
heard others sing "these foolish things..." but never heard other sing the beginning.


Listen here: https://archive.org/download/jack_horntip_collection_field_recordings/0042%2011%20-%20I%20Know%20A%20Girl%20%5BAka%20I%20Love%20My%20Girl%20With%20These%20Foolish%20Things%2C%201964-1965%5D.mp3

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:58 PM

I love my wife

I love my wife, yes I do, Yes I do.
I love her dearly.
I love the hole she pisses throught.
I love her tits, tiddly tits, tiddly tits.
And her dark brown asshole.
I eat her shit gobble, gobble,gobble, gobble,
with a rusty spoon, with a rusty spoon.
My name is Jack, diggily Jack, diggily Jack.
I’m a necrophiliac.
I get so hard on a graveyard.
I get so frustrated, I do hate it I do hate it,
when they got cremated.
Burial is a must and cremation sucks,
‘cause I can’t fuck dust, ‘cause I can’t fuck
dust.

February 15, 1998. Finnish Wuorikautiset online magazine in PDF.

Retrieved from   www.tky-hut.fi/~vk/Wuorik_2-98.pdf

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:57 PM

One night in gay Paree
I paid five francs to see
A great big fat lady
Tatooed from head to knee
And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war
On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more
And up and down her spine
Was the Royal Engineers in line
And on her lilly white t*ts, t*ts, t*ts
Were a fleet of battle ships, ships, ships
On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE"
How I love her, Oh I love her
And I love my mother in law.

I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore
She nags me day and night
I can't do * all right
She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law

I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do)
I love her dearly
I love the hole
She p*sses through.
I love her t*ts (tiddley its, tiddley its)
And her big brown a*sehole
I'd eat her sh*t with a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon)

She's bald, she's bandy
But she makes my c*ck feel randy!
How I love her, How I love her
How I love my Mother-in-law!

Posted by mudcat GUEST,Jan to the HOW I LOVE MY MOTHER IN LAW thread April 18, 2010.


See here: https://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=2889249

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:56 PM

How does every good fighter pilot song start?

Da-da-da-ta-da TITS!

Speaking of tits, every fighter pilot songfest has to start with this one song
that shows the endearment we have for our spouses, significant others or just hangers-onners around the bar.

I love my wife
Yes I do, Yes I do
I love her truly
I love the hole that she pisses through
That she pisses through
I love her ruby red lips
And her lilly white tits
And the hair around her asshole
I'd eat her SHIT
Gobble gobble, chomp chomp
with a rusty spoon
with a rusty spoon

And there was granny swinging on the outhouse door -- Without her nightie,
Yelling, "Boys, more! More! More!".

Track #2, "I Love My wife" on 2003, A Night at the Bar with the Boys. It was recorded by Sneedo, G, and Tommy T, aka T-Bone, aka Face (a trio of US Air Force Warthog pilots) in St. Thomas Church, Glenhoola, Scotland in 1989 and originally issued on cassette.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:54 PM

I LOVE MY WIFE

CHORUS:
I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly.
I love the hole that she pisses through.

I love her ruby red lips, her lily white tits,
And the hair around her asshole.
I’d eat her shit,
Gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp,
With a rusty spoon, with a rusty spoon.

CHORUS

I love her matted black hair, and her dirty underwear
And the smell of her vagina
I’d eat her cunt
gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp,
If she asked me to, if she asked me to.

June 1, 2002. USAF Series Utility After-Flight Manual: Bone Driver's Handbook [37th Bomber Squadron B1-B songbook]. pgs 10-11, MS-Word file.



See online here: https://archive.org/details/200237thbombersquadronb-1bsquadronsongbook/page/10/mode/1up

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:53 PM

I love my wife

I love my wife,
Yes I do, Yes I do,
I love her dearly,
I love the hole she pisses through,
I love her tits, tiddily its, tiddily its
And her nut brown arsehole,
I eat her shit, gobble, gobble,
With a rusty spoon

My name is jack, diddily ak, diddily ak
I’m a necrophiliac,
I get so hard in a grave yard,
I get frustrated, „diddily ated, diddily ated",
When the yet cremated,
Burial is a must,
Coz you can’t fuck dust

International Federation of Mining and Metallurgy Students (IFMMS) International Songbook. [Created by Berencsi Zsolt, Digitally time stamped 3/15/2001]


Retrieved from www.uni-miskolc.hu/~ifmms/songbook.doc on July 21, 2006.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:51 PM

I LOVE MY WIFE

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do
I love her dearly, I love her hole she pisses through
I love her tits, diddly-its, diddly-its
And her nut-brown arsehole
I eat her shit gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
With a rusty spoon.

February 2001, SRC Thor SONGBOOK, [songbook of the Student Rugby Club Thor, a student rugby club in Delft, Netherlands]. This Dutch songbook has some English language songs.


Retrieved from www.madridlionsrfc.com/downloads/SONGBOOK.pdf on July 24, 2009.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:51 PM

I Love My Wife

I love my wife,
yes I do,
yes I do,
I love her dearly.
I love the hole (I love the hole),
She pisses through (she pisses through).
I love her tits-diddly-its-diddly-its,
And her big brown asshole.
I'd eat her shit (gobble gobble gobble gobble),
With a rusty spoon (with a rusty spoon)!

Second (or whatever number you're on) verse same as the first,
A little bit louder and a whole lot worse.
I love my wife,
Yes I do,
Yes I do....

November 1, 2004, retrieved from geocities.com/rugbysongs/rugbsongs.htm

Seems to be an endlessly repeated version...

Subject: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
From: and e
Date: 06 Sep 23 - 05:49 PM

The song below is bawdy traditional drinking song.

If you are easily offended, please do not read or post to this thread. It will disappear from the thread list faster that way.

I will be posting transcriptions of field recordings, example & variant texts, and, ultimately, evidence the song can be dated to at least the 1920s with some evidence that it was known during WWI.

82. I LOVE MY WIFE
Melody—Itself
Comment: Another classic. Popular in the Air Force, but not well known in the hash. Will tape melody for you.

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly,
I love the hole that she pisses through,
I love her lily white tits and her ruby red lips,
And her little brown asshole,
I'd eat her shit, gobble-gobble, chomp-chomp,
With a rusty spoon (with a rusty spoon).

1994. Song 82, Hash Hymnal of Paul Woodford, TXT file, This was sent to Ed Cray in 1994.