BS: Gelignite

Subject: BS: Gelignite
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 11:24 AM

It'll spread your toast...all over the county.

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 11:34 AM

How to ruin yer day, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: artbrooks
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 11:46 AM

You will be toast!

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 11:51 AM

What? Gelignite ends in "nite", not "mite". For the sake of consistency this thread should have been called "Dynamite". Then we could make silly puns about how Dyna might not. (Actually, there's not much question about whether Dyna might or might not. Dyna almost always will unless she's having cramps or something.) Then it would have a better chance of getting to 99 posts and giving Flamingo Ted the chance to top it off in his usual glorious fashion.

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 12:04 PM

Trinitrotoluene to you.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 12:08 PM

You could have gone for The Widow's Mite
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: saulgoldie
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 12:14 PM

refresh

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: MMario
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 12:18 PM

A proper peanut butter and gelignite sanwich is always made on fresh cut bread, not toast.

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM

No need to brush your teeth after that sandwich!
G. ☻.

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: MBSLynne
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 02:01 PM

Of course all good little Australians have gelignite and ice cream at birthday parties

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 02:05 PM

What? No semtex chaser?

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 06:39 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: Dead Horse
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 07:31 PM

Do you take plastic?

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Mar 06 - 06:54 PM

I have heard that Vegemite can be used as a basis for an explosive.


























Especially if mixed with curry....

Subject: RE: BS: Gelignite
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 06:56 PM

For those interested in gelignite stories look up Derek "Blaster" Bates. He made a series of records in the sixties with very un-PC stories. If you can get through the Cheshire accent also very funny. I've still got some somewhere. Yes I am that sad lol.