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Show of Hands (Recipes)

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GUEST,Ralphie 06 Mar 07 - 06:51 PM
Surreysinger 06 Mar 07 - 07:00 PM
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GUEST,Ralphie 06 Mar 07 - 07:02 PM
GUEST,Ralphie 06 Mar 07 - 07:03 PM
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GUEST,Ralphie 06 Mar 07 - 07:27 PM
Ruth Archer 07 Mar 07 - 03:42 AM
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The Fooles Troupe 07 Mar 07 - 07:39 AM
Ruth Archer 07 Mar 07 - 08:02 AM
GUEST,Devil's Advocate 07 Mar 07 - 09:48 AM
The Fooles Troupe 07 Mar 07 - 10:20 AM
Liz the Squeak 07 Mar 07 - 10:45 AM
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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: GUEST,Ralphie
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 06:51 PM

Hey Liz
Hackney Martians?????
Naaah. They were never a Housewives Choice!
Ralph xx


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Surreysinger
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:00 PM

Ralphie dear boy ... housewife in the singular... _Housewife's_ choice... if you're using it in the singular.. any Hackney Martina fule kno that!!!


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Surreysinger
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:01 PM

Or any Hackney Martian... I don't know any Martina's from round that way... do they play tennis in Hackney??


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: GUEST,Ralphie
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:02 PM

Who is Hackney Martina??
Is she attractive?
R x


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: GUEST,Ralphie
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:03 PM

Is she a friend of the Cambridge Heathen?
R x


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Surreysinger
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:20 PM

Is she attractive - does she SOUND attractive? Anyway, as I said, I've never been acquainted with any Martinas from Hackney. However, the Cambridge Heathen sounds interesting - is he good looking? Does he have a potiate? BTW - anybody yet seen a definitive pikky of a potiate... I'd love to know what Ruth is putting up with...


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: GUEST,Ralphie
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:27 PM

Countess has 87 variant pictures.
Go ask!


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 03:42 AM

Spit-roasted Steve

1 Steve, skinned, drawn and scalded briefly in boiling water (this helps to remove any particularly tough bristles, but is also enormously satisfying)

breadcrumbs
1 egg
1 handful each of fresh thyme, rosemary and parsley
salt and pepper
2 crushed cloves of garlic

Mix all ingredients (except Steve) in a large bowl. Ram this stuffing up Steve's arse. Follow with a large skewer. Roast over an open fire, turning constantly. At this point you might like to sing something appropriate, such as "Abide With Me", particularly if your children have formed an emotional bond with Steve.

Steve should be served slightly pink, so about 45 minutes of roasting ought to be sufficient.

Grub's up!


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Surreysinger
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 05:29 AM

Hey - do we need to ring the RSPCP (Royal Society for the prevention of Cruelty to Potiates)? Is it as tasty as george's lamb?


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 06:01 AM

It's bloody lovely.


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: GUEST,Canadienne
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 06:24 AM

R.I.P Steve


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Surreysinger
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 07:34 AM

ROFL!


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 07:39 AM

To sweeten him up, rub Steve with Stevia...


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 08:02 AM

A fitting tribute, Canadienne...very fitting.

*wipes away a small tear*

What's for pudding?


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: GUEST,Devil's Advocate
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 09:48 AM

How's Pip taking this Ruth? I'm now rather concerned for her.. as for pudding, I revert to the idea of Rich Fruit Fool.....
BTW- what does potiate (pronounced in the Italianate fashion, of course) taste like??


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 10:20 AM

Hey, just leave me out of it...


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 10:45 AM

So you admit to being rich and fruity do you Fooles??

LTS


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 11:19 AM

I don't pronounce it in the Italian fashion - I pronounce it in the Prudhoe fashion.

It tastes like chicken.

*picks up a spoon and follows Foolestroupe out of the room, whistling nonchalantly*


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: GUEST,Canadienne
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 11:35 AM

can't find a fruit fool will some silly vegetables do instead?


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 12:45 PM

There were three drunken carrots, came from the Isle of Wight?

LTS


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Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes)
From: GUEST,Pip Archer
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 02:34 PM

I miss Steve.




=[.






But I still have the scars to remind me of him.

*Sobs*


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