BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: TheFamousEccles
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 05:32 PM

Harold Camping suffered a stroke this summer. Maybe God is saying:

Shut the **** up. You know nothing.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BTNG
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 05:17 PM

apparently Twitter has been awash with death roumours , Will Smith and Adman Sandler among others... and I did not know that Neil Young used to play for Manchester City

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 04:56 PM

Tlak about miscommunication. Scroll down on the Long Island Press page and fine the announcement that Neil Young died.
My firct concern was for Spaw. The I discovered it is a different Neil Young. Another false alarm.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BTNG
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 03:29 PM

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, but we at Family Radio have been directed to not talk to the media or the press," Harold Camping's daughter Susan Espinoza told the Associated Press Friday.

- Long Island Press

'ardly surprising really; is it? specially when you'm been made to look a proper charlie.....again

God must really dislike old Harold!!

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 02:53 PM

I've been to Niagara Falls ~ the Canadian side.

Does that count?

~M~

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 02:49 PM

Heck, I've been to Ontario and I'm not even Canadian!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 23 Oct 11 - 02:41 PM

I was raptured. Honest.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 10:35 PM

Well, Atlantic Canada built Ontario with our timber and coal and beaver pelts and fish so you Uppity Canucks should bow down and kiss our collective ass. History don't matter shit to you? Fairweather friends? Fine. When we get the gas and the hydro in a few years, we'll chat about about old times. We might even take over Ontario and rename it. I tend toward "gnufoundland".

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 07:07 PM

Get out, man! You cannot flippin' even call yerself a Canadian if you ain't been to Ontario! Flip me. Them people who live in this country and say they ain't never been to Ontario are only like, well they are maybe like half citizens, eh? If that. Like the flippin' Newfies. Know waht I mean? Sayin' you ain't been to Ontario is like sayin' you don't drink beer and you never been to Tim Hortons! It just ain't flippin' beleevable.

- Shane

p.s. Don Cherry would not even talk to a person who says they ain't been to Ontario. Trust me.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 06:15 PM

Liquor Control Board of Ontario for non-Uppity Canadians. Not all Canucks have been to Ontario, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 06:07 PM

They had a big fire in the downtown this morning! I heard about it when I went to the Viet-Thai restaurant this afternoon. Some old buildings that were right back of the LCBO (for non-Canadians...that is the liquor store) caught fire and burnt down...but desperate countermeasures by the fire department managed to prevent the LCBO itself from burning down along with them.

Whew! For this town that would have been the end of the world. Specially on a Saturday, eh?

The LCBO did not burn, but it has lost its electrical power for the moment, so it's closed until that gets fixed. People are...like...in a state of shock, eh? Damn good thing there's another LCBO in this town over by the Zehr's Plaza.

Yup. The world as we know it almost flippin' ended.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 04:41 PM

Orillia has been spared? Thank goodness! Wait... yer not cookin weiners are you?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 02:08 PM

I'm looking outside right now. Everything seems pretty much the same.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:07 PM

Shit! I comPLETEly forgot about it. What happened anyway?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BanjoRay
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 06:00 AM

Of course Mr Camping will have been working on the old Julian calender as (I presume) used in the bible - so we've got another 12 days to go......

Ray

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:47 AM

I don't thing these folks are capable of being embarrassed. He'll undoubtedly be back.

'Course, we've got 12/21/12 to look forward to.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:38 AM

You'll probably feel even worse tomorrow, Chongo. ;-)

The world has not ended. Not by a long shot. It's 1:37 here. Poor Mr Camping is in for a world of embarrassment. He's going to have to again revise his calculations, but I trust he is not ready to throw in the towel quite yet.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:25 AM

Ohhhh.....my achin' head! It feels like the world ended. I shoulda stopped after the 38th shooter...I am dyin' here, folks, dyin'. Ohhhh...my achin' head...

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:20 AM

Ka-BOOM?

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 10:52 PM

Kind of like that obnoxious woman in the car thing when you miss a turn..."Recalculating..."

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BTNG
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:54 PM

well...here we are, I just finished watching Neil Jordan's film, Michael Collins, and nothing's happened....oops. Can't wait to hear Mr. Camping's excuses.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:50 PM

Guess it be a good night to go down to the Walmarx and run up the credit cards...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:44 PM

I'm rather glad, since I bought eight bottles of Hobgoblin 5.2% ABV and I'd like time to finish the other six, if it's alright with you God.

Oh, and BTW God, please give that nice Mr Camping his very own rapture. I do so hate to see dumb creatures suffer.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: michaelr
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:36 PM

Crap! Did I miss it again?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:29 PM

Mr Camping has taken yet another egg facial.

Here I am typing posts on the cat at 01.30am BST.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: GUEST,Albert Loghead
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 06:32 PM

1/2 hour to go here in England..

I wonder what tomorrow's frontpage newspaper headlines will be
if the world does end within the next 30 minutes ???

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 06:27 PM

Will... you didn't ask for flat coin up front? Tsk tsk tsk... silly boy!

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: fat B****rd
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 03:41 PM

Spooky Skeletons at Dunfermline Library a great success.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BTNG
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 12:52 PM

sun's shining here, temperatures are seasonable (read bleedin' freezin' in the mornings) and all's right with the world....and will be this time tomorrow when we listen to that latest batch of excuses as to why wer're sitting listening to the latest batch of excuses

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 12:48 PM

If the world ends tonight, I will not have to worry about bein' late with the rent this month. ;-D

- Chongo

p.s. Furthermore, I'm goin' out drinkin' tonight and am gonna have a great time! So if the world ends, I am goin' out happy.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 12:38 PM

I'm still here.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BTNG
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 12:00 PM

I'm playing Desolation Row , Eight Miles High and Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 in rotation....everybody must get stoned!!

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Will Fly
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 11:52 AM

Is it still on tonight? Will we still be here?

I'd like to know because me and my mate Andy Perry are the closing act at the Coolham Acoustic Club in West Sussex this evening. Anyone know if we'll have time to finish the set at 11pm?

One of our numbers in the set list is "Denomination Blues" - most appropriate...

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: redhorse
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 11:46 AM

so far so good..............so far so good............so far so good..................

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: theleveller
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 09:40 AM

Bye!

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 09:35 AM

"Anybody hear a rumbling noise?"

Well I just had Chicken Vindaloo for lunch!

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Becca72
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 09:31 AM

I've a 2 hour conference call starting at 10am EST - can it happen before that, please?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: BanjoRay
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 09:25 AM

Anybody hear a rumbling noise?

Me neither....

Ray

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: GUEST,Jim Knowledge
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:04 AM

I `ad that `arold Camping in my cab last night. `e was all kitted out as if `e was going on a long `oliday.
`e said, "Hi-dee Jim, you ready for it?"
I said, "Ready for what?"
`e said, "The end of the world. It`s all `appening on October 21st."
I said , " That`s `andy then Rev. I won`t `ave to pay you that fifty quid loan that`s due by the end of the month."
`e said, "Oh, alright, lets make it November 21st then!!"

Whaddam I Like??

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Amergin
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 12:44 AM

Well, I'm not going anywhere without my towel Friday.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 04:12 PM

end of the world?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 04:11 PM

We're getting the jabs at Tesco's. (Buy one, get one free?)

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 04:04 PM

A man of your age should the jab, LH. You been lucky for a while.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 02:18 PM

Given that I've never had a flu jab in my life and don't seem to be troubled much by the flu either, my advice would be: don't bother. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 02:13 PM

We're having our 'flu jabs the day before. Should we bother?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 12:58 PM

Oddly enough, we also have a couple of folk music shows happening in my local area on Oct 21st. I wonder if they will be finished before or after the Big Event occurs? Is it supposed to happpen at midnight?

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 12:48 PM

End of the World - it's having almost as many comebacks as Frank Sinatra...

Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Becca72
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 10:32 AM

Crap! I had plans for Halloween.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 08:26 AM

""i am reminded of adrian henry's poem with the couplet

"the end of the world will surely come
in bromley south or orpington" ""

Nobody tell Sue Tuckey! It's gonna screw the hell out of Friday Folk.

Might even completely ruin her evening.

""One says that once all this is over, it will be replaced by something even weirder, there is a second school of thought that suggests that this may have already happened.""

I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!.........The World's gonna end, BUT THE MUDCAT CARRIES ON!!!!!!......and on......and on.......business as usual guys.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 09:46 PM

Sue me...lol...

Hey, try this, "Where particular people congregate"...

B;~)