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BS: Salsa BAN

SINSULL 17 Nov 06 - 05:49 PM
wysiwyg 17 Nov 06 - 07:21 PM
Bert 17 Nov 06 - 07:24 PM
JennieG 17 Nov 06 - 07:28 PM
Bee 17 Nov 06 - 07:44 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Nov 06 - 07:46 PM
pdq 17 Nov 06 - 08:07 PM
JennyO 17 Nov 06 - 08:51 PM
SINSULL 17 Nov 06 - 09:31 PM
Joe Offer 18 Nov 06 - 03:39 AM
GUEST,SINSULL's sneaky salsa-lovin' Santa 18 Nov 06 - 05:18 AM
fumblefingers 19 Nov 06 - 02:19 AM
The Fooles Troupe 19 Nov 06 - 06:10 AM
Alice 19 Nov 06 - 10:21 AM
Sorcha 19 Nov 06 - 10:26 AM
Alice 19 Nov 06 - 10:28 AM
SINSULL 19 Nov 06 - 01:05 PM
Joe Offer 20 Nov 06 - 02:14 AM
Micca 20 Nov 06 - 04:56 AM
The Fooles Troupe 20 Nov 06 - 06:02 AM
Liz the Squeak 20 Nov 06 - 08:10 AM
NH Dave 20 Nov 06 - 10:44 AM
Scoville 20 Nov 06 - 11:07 AM
Bill D 20 Nov 06 - 11:26 AM
Bill D 20 Nov 06 - 11:31 AM
leeneia 20 Nov 06 - 11:44 AM
Bat Goddess 20 Nov 06 - 07:40 PM
Bill D 20 Nov 06 - 07:58 PM
SINSULL 20 Nov 06 - 08:02 PM
The Fooles Troupe 20 Nov 06 - 08:20 PM
Bert 21 Nov 06 - 01:24 AM
Barry Finn 21 Nov 06 - 01:29 AM
jacqui.c 21 Nov 06 - 09:29 AM
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Subject: BS: Salsa BAN
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 05:49 PM

Just found FIVE (5) open jars of salsa in my fridge and I haven't fully cleaned it out. NOTE to all future Song Circle attendees: NO SALSA! Add to that NO Tostada chips. Have three bags of those.

God, how I hate rules!


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 07:21 PM

Here's one you might tolerate though-- don't use Salsa for Ban, most of the time. :~)

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Bert
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 07:24 PM

Just to help you use it up.   Salsa is great on cheese sandwiches.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: JennieG
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 07:28 PM

It's not bad in a meat sauce for pasta either.

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Bee
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 07:44 PM

Also, half a cup in your taco meat mix juices it up nicely.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 07:46 PM

I add a little salsa to my guacamole sauce. And I have a wonderful red snapper recipe that uses tomatoes and salsa. MMmmm! I'll have to dig it out, I haven't made it in a long time.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: pdq
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 08:07 PM

Wonder if Arrid will follow suit?


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 08:51 PM

I used to have open jars of salsa left over from barbeques and things, like you Mary - until John discovered that he likes it on bread for a snack. Now I have to buy jars of it just for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 09:31 PM

I cannot abide the stuff. The last supply grew fur and I threw it out. Maybe I won't wait this time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Joe Offer
Date: 18 Nov 06 - 03:39 AM

I thought Mary and Jacqui were prohibiting dancing in South Portland. Little did I know she was speaking of a mere condiment...


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: GUEST,SINSULL's sneaky salsa-lovin' Santa
Date: 18 Nov 06 - 05:18 AM

Just checking in to see what you are up to, SINSULL.

So you hate salsa, do you? Well if you're a very good girl, I won't send you any. But watch out - I have elves in the most unexpected places.

HO HO HO!!!

SSSSS


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: fumblefingers
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 02:19 AM

Salsa the sauce doesn't last long around here. We only buy the hottest we can find. Salsa the music isn't allowed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 06:10 AM

SINSULL don't 'low no salsa round here...


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Alice
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 10:21 AM

It's great in scrambled eggs! Try it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 10:26 AM

Let's all get together and everybody send SINS a jar of our favorite salsa!!! Hee hee!


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Alice
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 10:28 AM

ooooohh, Sorcha, you're BAD ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 01:05 PM

Did my Secret Santa just call me a "Ho"?

I just pawned off two jars of the stuff on Jacqui. If anymore arrive they will go directly to the Preble Street Food Kitchen.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Joe Offer
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 02:14 AM

Now, maybe we should give Sins recipes so she can use all that salsa. Here's my quickie Jambalaya:

1 can kidney or black beans
1 cup Chopped celery
1 cup chopped (cooked) chicken
1 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped bell pepper
2 cups cooked rice or 1 cup Minute rice
1 can kidney or black beans
1 whole damn jar of salsa
1 tsp. dried thyme leaves

Dump everything into a microwave-safe casserole dish and microwave 20 minutes.

Vary ingredients according to taste and to what's on hand. If I want to stretch it, I add more rice and salsa, or a can of tomatoes. You can crumble up some leftover tortilla chips and throw them in after cooking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Micca
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 04:56 AM

" What do we care if Maine rains or freezes
Sinsulls got a headless Jesus
standing in the middle of her yard
he dont spit and he dont fart
with his pulsating sacred heart
and even with no head he sees afar

aint this statue such a trip
fill the neck with salsa dip
it makes our barby hostess
quite a star "


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 06:02 AM

OK, next keyboard...


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 08:10 AM

I agree - that's two keyboards and two cups of herbal tea..... I'm either going to give up reading whilst drinking or start using an IV....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: NH Dave
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 10:44 AM

But we don't care what SINSULL don't 'low
Gonna play that salsa any old how . . .

Hey, it beats Mexicali Rose!

Dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Scoville
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 11:07 AM

Salsa on eggs. Mmmm. You can't go wrong.

Are there any potluck dinners in your area (for music club, church, whatever)? You can use salsa in a casserole and get rid of a lot of it at a time that way. It's also good mixed in with chicken soup for something slightly different. My mother likes it on rice. Lots of uses for salsa beyond the obvious.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 11:26 AM

sheesh....all these folks talkin' like 'salsa' is some generic, clearly defined universal constant!

There's salsa, salsa, salsa
, and **SALSA**


...with many levels and ummmmmm..'flavors'

It comes in runny, chunky, lots of onion, NO onion (if you know where to get it), mild, medium, HOT and OMG!

Save it to the next time, SINS, have a tasting.....vote....make a LIST of acceptable types, then restrict amounts and require coordination among potential consumers as to who will be allowed to bring what....and who must TAKE AWAY leftovers!


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 11:31 AM

BTW...when a jar comes into my house, it goes immediately into the blender for a quick knock-down of those odd chunks, making it MUCH more easily dipped, and free of random bits of whatever. MUCH more civilized. (I think 'chunky' was invented by producers who wanted to minimize their production schedule.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: leeneia
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 11:44 AM

Well, Sinsull, I have given many parties in my day, and if I found five jars of salsa in my fridge, I would conclude that my guests don't like salsa.

You might try River City Salsa.

1. Grow your own tomatoes

2. Peel a ripe tomato, cut it in half, squeeze out the pulp.

3. Finely chop the tomato, some green pepper and some white onion.

4. Add chili powder to taste. Chill. Serve.

It's a very easy recipe, except for Step 1. I supppose that homegrown tomatoes, frozen and thawed, would work okay in winter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 07:40 PM

Good tomatoes, lots of onions, dash of jalapeno juice, little bit of chopped jalapeno, dash of preserved lime juice and celantro.

Then there's the "middle of winter what do I have in the kitchen" salsa -- canned black beans, canned (rinsed) or frozen corn, lots of onions, decent tomatoes if you can get them or no sodium canned chunks, celantra, preserved lime juice, maybe some jalapenos.

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 07:58 PM

you see? "lots of onions"...there are those who prefer minimum or NO onions...*grin* (I don't care for a lot of onions, and I have a friend who can dectect and reject onions at 40 paces!)

There are an infinite # of recipes...stuff taken to be shared should be reasonably neutral, unless you know the tastes of the victims guests. If it is a personal recipe, label it with the ingredients so folks won't have to guess.....if it is a commercial jar, they probably know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 08:02 PM

Micca is in deep doodoo. Raw onions at twenty paces and may the best 'Catter win.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 08:20 PM

Doodoo keep the doodoo out of the Salsa...


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Bert
Date: 21 Nov 06 - 01:24 AM

Jalapenos - NAH, the best Salsa has Anaheims.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: Barry Finn
Date: 21 Nov 06 - 01:29 AM

Sorry Mary, 2 of those bottles were mine. I'll be at the session Friday, you can give back my potluck contributions if you need to then. Keep the chips, please. And me thinking that everyone liked salsa, what was I thinking "I'm going to not to nomal Mary's". I don't usually do salsa myself though I do like it, even the mild is to spicy for me. But that guacamole mix suggestion above really spike a little taste bud of mine.

Anyway, it took me a couple of years to work up the nerve to attend one of your song circles & being the shy sensitive meek fellow I am, it's now probably gonna take me a couple of more years to work though this public mudcat humilatiom before I'm able to face this again. So for the future could you please post an exceptable potluck menue for folks like me & if we get it wrong the first time don't degrade us on line for the world to see.





YOU TRIPLE NICKLE RUB TOGETHER HUCKLEBERRY BITCH



It was a fun time though.

Are you just picking on me or did you give Tom & Kendoll some &%$#@ too.
Give the salsa to Seamus, he was trying to eat my food all nite anyway, serves you right.
Hey, are you getting back at me for sitting on one of those cheap looking chair like coffee tables & breaking it or is this because I kept trying to get you to sing Mexicali Rose?

I've got a good mind to try some of my own flea marketing & craft fairing. You'll be getting yours, girl & it ain't gonna be pretty either. I'm thinking of hunting you up some,,,,,, well you just wait.

Barry


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 Nov 06 - 09:29 AM

Barry - it wasn't the fact that there was a lot of salsa - it was that ALL the jars had been opened for some reason making it impossible to keep them over for another occasion. If the seals had not been broken the jars could be kept almost indefinitely, or even put out as display items in Mary's lovely home. They would have gone well beside the suit of armour and the handbag light.

Who did the dirty deed and why is not known but I can only assume that the drink was flowing and someone got so blind drunk that they didn't notice the open jars! either that or didn't look at what was on the table before doing the open sesame.

I'm using the jars that Mary gave me when cooking - Tuna with salsa was pretty good last night and they can always go into the next batch of chilli..........

Anyway Barry, it was a delight to see you there and we look forward to your next visit - there will be a pre-Christmas song circle at Deb's house on the 2nd December - note the change of date. You could come dressed as Santa Claus.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Nov 06 - 09:43 AM

Note to self: put labels on all pieces of furniture, eg., "chair", "table", "hot stove" lest Barry really hurt himself next time. Never had anyone mistake a tiny collapsible tea table for a chair before. You need to get out more, Barry.

Note to Jacqui: Next time Barry is your responsibility. Insist he sit on a sturdy piece of furniture marked "chair". Do not let him open ANY jars without checking with me.

It's a good thing he decided not to stay the night, He probably would have ended up in the oven or the bathtub.

Mary the $2 whore.

PS Should have known he'd be trouble. He is the only perason who has ever genuinely liked one of my gifts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Nov 06 - 01:33 PM

Why don't you like Salsa bands? Don't you appreciate good music?


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Nov 06 - 08:24 AM

No GUEST - the Band left Salsa at SINSULLs...


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Subject: RE: BS: Salsa BAN
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Nov 06 - 08:27 AM

... so Salsa has now been banned by SINSULL.

(say 10 times quickly)


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