Subject: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 21 May 01 - 08:34 AM A cartoon in the New Statesman set this off: Would the following have made it if the creators hadn't revised? Captain Corelli's tiple The Saints go marching out St James' Outpatients Department Aristocracy Blues Well you get the drift...folk and blues examples especially welcomed. RtS (a first draft my parents unfortunately never improved on) |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: KingBrilliant Date: 21 May 01 - 08:55 AM The water is quite narrow, I could prob'ly jump o'er... Once I had a sprig of Basil.... If I were a crow I would squawk and I'd croak, and follow the boat what carried my bloke.... Kris |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: KingBrilliant Date: 21 May 01 - 09:01 AM I was standing on the corner, when I heard my bulldog bark. So I put him on his lead, and took him for a shit in the park... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST Date: 21 May 01 - 09:10 AM and three old favourites: I've been a calm clerical worker for many a year Oh, Hezekiah boy, the bodhrans are calling The Surbiton to Waterloo line is a mighty good line RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Les from Hull Date: 21 May 01 - 09:12 AM Well, I didn't wake up this morning... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 21 May 01 - 11:56 AM I laughed out loud at "Hezekiah Boy." Thanks, GUEST. Probably half of the most famous folk songs of all times once started, "As I stayed home one May morning..." I believe in the original version, Barbara Ellen actually comes to the young man's bedside, says she loves him, and then he gets better and they get married and have lots of kids. "American Pie" originally started....
"A couple of days ago, I can still remember And of course there's that famous song from around these parts about the guy who works in the engine parts warehouse for Buick. I refer, of course, to Acres of Cams. Enough for now. Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: pattyClink Date: 21 May 01 - 05:15 PM I've been told the immortal and perfect "Midnight Train to Georgia" began life as "Midnight Plane to Houston"... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Chicken Charlie Date: 21 May 01 - 05:51 PM Something about Ol' 97 pulling into the station would probably crop up, I suppose. "Bumper Crop of Cotton"--? "De Las' Boll Weevil Jus' Up an' Died."
In eighteen-fourteen we took a little trip
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: lady penelope Date: 21 May 01 - 05:55 PM " Tom Pierce, Tom Pierce lend me your gray mare" "NO!" "The slightly livid dill" "My old man's a broker" TTFN M'Lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: katlaughing Date: 21 May 01 - 06:32 PM Swing Low, Sweet Chaise Lounge? The Night Rider's Whinging All I Have to Do Is Shut My Eyes, Count Sheep and Finally Dream Catch a Falling Meteor I'm So Lonesome I Could Eat Some Chocolate
My Egg has broken, like the first eh-eh-eh-egg Sir Patrick Spends Smoke Gets Up Your Nose Wild Peak Time
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Grab Date: 21 May 01 - 08:38 PM New Amsterdam, New Amsterdam I left my lungs in Los Angeles When you fish upon a car - for owners of amphibious vehicles everywhere Sage, rosemary, and a few other herbs sitting in pots at the back of the cupboard "The Hartlepool gorilla" would certainly be more interesting - my money's on the ape to win by knockout. And "Sultans of swing" wouldn't be the same if it was a warm dry night. Reality is always stranger than fiction though, and I really can't compete with Sir Paul's "Scrambled eggs, oh you've got such lovely legs"! Graham. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Amos Date: 21 May 01 - 08:49 PM When James Harrington was a little baby, Reclining on his Nanny's lap.... I'm Old Bob Craven, and I stayed in New Haven There was a ship that sailed, back and forth across a pond, "I'm a good old Yankee soldier, that's what I am by crack< "Way down upon the Muskogeewakenofee Tributary, far, far away....", "Some people say a man is made outta amino acids...." "Oh then tell me, Sean O'Farrell, tell me why you hurry so? Don't get me started.... "When I was a lad, and Little Llewellyn was a pup...."... A |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Bert Date: 22 May 01 - 01:31 AM Somewhere over the garbage cans. 7up, Glorious 7up. I'd like to get you on a Greyhound to Kansas. Blow the man up. Blowing in the Whistle. Chivalrous Tadpole. Cold Logger. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 22 May 01 - 03:48 AM You make me feel like a caesarian born woman All around my ear muffs I will wear the green willow In Dublins fair city where the girls are so average Patrish |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: KingBrilliant Date: 22 May 01 - 04:55 AM Yahahahahah! My total absolute favourite has to be Bert's Blow the Man Up!!!!!! Kris |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Crazy Eddie Date: 22 May 01 - 06:20 AM "Coffee, Coffee, Nancy Coffee, "Coffee, Coffee, Nan-c-ee-oo" "The stone outside the Honourable Wilberforce Forthesque-Throgmorton's door"
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST,micca at work Date: 22 May 01 - 06:32 AM "As I strolled out on a May morning The dew wet my feet so I went back to change my shoes" " Should Old acquaentance be fogot YES!!!! Are you going to Scarborough Fair No, I forgot!!! Whiskey is the death of Man Come all you Maids who live at distance Forget your love and his romance and if your love displays persistance You can lead him a merry dance singing sweetly and completly songs to tantalise and tease and if you are clever with it You can have him on his knees
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 22 May 01 - 06:41 AM Nice to see the ball picked up and run with by so many talented 'Catters. I'll just add one more: There is a house in New Orleans They call Dunroamin' RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 22 May 01 - 07:01 AM The man who broke the bank in Milton Keynes
Parsley Sage Rosemary and Basil Patrish |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Geoff the Duck Date: 22 May 01 - 08:38 AM Shakespeare notoriously had teething troubles with plays such as:- The Merry Wives of Slough Eleventh Evening Mick and Beth (with lines such as "is this a duck I see before me" and "out damned Fido!")
Graham Greene's cricketing novel "The eleventh man" didn't catch on. Douglas Adams' "Hitch Hikers Guide to Milton Keynes" also flopped, as did the sequel "Thanks for the fish, we'll be back on Thursday"
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Crazy Eddie Date: 22 May 01 - 10:07 AM Yes, some of Shakespeare's (unsucceful)earlier works discovered recently include: Two Geezers from Bexhill The shopkeeper of Croydon & of course Lot of Bother about Sweet F#@^ All
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Mountain Dog Date: 22 May 01 - 10:15 AM The Bard also wisely discarded "Juliet's Seizure" before it had gotten past the first draft... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: MMario Date: 22 May 01 - 10:33 AM The original second verse for "The Crayfish" NO.
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Steve Parkes Date: 22 May 01 - 11:05 AM Oh whaur are ye gauin? said the fause knicht on the road. Mind yer ain dam' business! said the wee boy, an' still he stood. Eric Winter? (And the spell-check would have polished off the second draft ...) Our gallant frigate Amphitrite She sank oin Plymouth sound. (Cyril Tawney, I believe) There are three grotty lasses in Banyan There were three brothers in Merry Scotland, In Scotland there were brothers three; And they emigrated to America and got jobs at 7-Eleven .. Come all you seamen bold and draw near, and draw near, Come all you seamen bold and draw near. It's of an admiral's fame, Arthur Wilson was his name; Why he never rose to fame You shall hear, you ... where have they all gone? |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: LR Mole Date: 22 May 01 - 11:22 AM This land must be someone's here, I bet. To everything, wait, wait, wait... It's All Right ,Ma (I've got a Band-Aid) Has Anyone Sere Seen My Old Friend, um... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Lyndi-loo Date: 22 May 01 - 11:33 AM And Britannia's Huns with their long range guns, poured death through the nice clear air. Or Wordsworth's "I walked about a bit on my own" |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Midchuck Date: 22 May 01 - 11:38 AM It is said that Stan Rogers composed a ballad about a ship's crew who made an arrangement with an obese, aging prostitute to service the lot of them for a "bulk rate," as it were. However, they made the deal in a bar, where she had drunk a great deal of beer, and it was raining and the pavement was wet, so she fell as they were walking her back to her apartment. The sailors' problems getting the lady back on her feet took up the greater part of the song. Stan was eventually persuaded that the song as drafted was unmarketable, so he rewrote it, changing the story somewhat. "She went down last October, in a pouring, driving rain..." Peter |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 11:54 AM "Blow the Man Up" is priceless. Thank you, Bert! ------------------------------ I found a scrap of paper in a garbage can out behind Don McLean's summer home, and was surprised to read:
Well them's the breaks, Miss American Cakes
--------------- I wanna go back to my little grass shack in Point Barrow, Alaska
Multiple personality syndrome strikes deep
The prettiest girl I ever saw
One pill makes you purple Where have all the onions gone? Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST Date: 22 May 01 - 12:21 PM Oh No John, No John, Maybe John, Yes!
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Don Firth Date: 22 May 01 - 12:32 PM Greennickers? Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 12:37 PM Avast, my love, you do me right? |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Bert Date: 22 May 01 - 12:40 PM I told my love to take a hike. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Lonesome EJ Date: 22 May 01 - 12:41 PM Mousethief, many don't even realize that the original title of Don McClean's song was Hello Miss Armenian Pop-over.
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Bert Date: 22 May 01 - 12:44 PM My Ex-Brother-in-law used to swear that the original Eenglish version went... This Land is Your Land, This Land is My Land From Stoke-Poges to Canvey Island... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Don Firth Date: 22 May 01 - 12:47 PM It takes a horny man to sing a horny song. . . . (Hmm . . . that still has potential. . . .) Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 12:48 PM Actually I think the original was by Andrew Carnegie, and went: This land is my land, this land is my land..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Mountain Dog Date: 22 May 01 - 05:32 PM "Scientology Got My Woman" |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 05:43 PM As Bob Dylan never wrote, and Jimi Hendrix never sang,
There must be some kind of way out of here Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 22 May 01 - 05:49 PM Good Morning, Irene Delia's Still Here Carolina in the Cedars Me and You and a Cat named Fluffy The Train They Call the 9:15 Interurban Special ...Almost heaven, north New Jersey alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: catspaw49 Date: 22 May 01 - 11:41 PM In the most recent Dylan biography, it has finally come to light that Bob had a lot of trouble in this area.
All I Really Want To Do Is Crap Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Amos Date: 23 May 01 - 12:31 AM Visions of JOEOFFER!!!!!?????? Spaw I have GOT to have a MIDI of that. Who's got the lyrics!!!??? I'll pay any price!! ROTFLMAO!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Troll Date: 23 May 01 - 12:46 AM Alas my love, you have done me dirt You have sewn greensleeves on my purple shirt... You Ain't Nothin' But A Goldfish Great Balls Of Chocolate Plain Vanilla All My Oatmeal Brown Leather Shoes I Walk The Sidewalk. troll |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Troll Date: 23 May 01 - 12:48 AM "Plain Vanilla" may be a bit obscure. Think Richard Penneman. troll |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Lonesome EJ Date: 23 May 01 - 12:58 AM Funny stuff, Spaw! how about Watching the River Overflow Stuck Inside of Cincy with the Newport Blues Again All Along she just wanted to sell me The Watchtower A Mild Drizzle's A-gonna Fall Quinn the Aleut Maggie's Farm-fresh Eggs If Not for You I wouldn't Have This Thing on my Lip Just Like Frankie Forefinger's Blues Tonight I'll Be Staying in the Loo I'll Be Your Rabbi Tonight |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Mad Maudlin Date: 23 May 01 - 03:06 AM Leopard Skin Pork-Pie Hat? Spaw,this made it worth getting up and it saved my morning! Almost snorted my tea all over the screen... TCOMN! (Tea Coming Out My Nose):-))) Nathalie, still chuckling |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Crazy Eddie Date: 23 May 01 - 04:13 AM "Frankie & Johnny were just good friends......" "I left my liver in San Francisco" "When I was a lad, old Goldie was a gold-fish....." "Ghost Riders in the bath-tub" "Kind, Kind, Leroy Brown....." |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 23 May 01 - 04:27 AM If I was wearing one, I'd take my hat off to everyone! I am not worthy to be in your company! I now know how Pandora felt when she opened the box! One more: Make me a pallet on the ceiling RtS |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: SeanM Date: 23 May 01 - 04:34 AM "Oh they're moving father's grave Because he isn't dead and decided to get cremated after we paid for this bloody expensive crypt" "There's a neat little still at the base of the hill With a drunk pissing into the stream nearby..." "Where have you been all day, Henry me son?" "I've been stuck under a semi..." "You load sixteen tons, and what do you get? A nice fat payraise on your next paycheck" "'Twas a Friday Morn, when we set sail And we were not far from the land, When the captain he espied the port we sailed for So he we should prepare to sell our cargo and then buy more" How DID some of these ideas ever get missed? The Dylan ones almost made me spray my glass of water... M |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Lyndi-loo Date: 23 May 01 - 05:45 AM Lonnie Donegan "My ol man's a chartered accountant Fleetwood Mac "because I need your love a wee bit" "the cleansing of George's cowshed" "over the sea to the Isle of Wight" T"The mountains of Norfolk" and that good ol Welsh one "Men of Llantwit Major" |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Frug Date: 23 May 01 - 05:51 AM And.......'Take this Spanner'.....'No Woman No Hassle ' .......'Don't Let Your Tyres go Down'......'Parsley, Sage, Garlic and a Stock Cube'.......'If I Were a Bricklayer'...........'Alice's Hot Dog Stand' etc. etc. etc. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 23 May 01 - 07:26 AM Old McDonald had a small holding
On Ilkley moor baht gloves
notbadcalifragilisticexpialidocious Patrish |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Grab Date: 23 May 01 - 11:26 AM Mary had a little cow They both went round together. But pretty soon that cow was dead And Mary had a jacket of leather. "Come home with me little Matty Groves". "Bugger off you old tart!" "Where has thar bin sin I saw thee?" "In Ilkley town, in the pub." She was just 95 And just barely alive And before too long, I fell in love with her. Cos I'd rather grab a grandmother - OOOOOH When I saw her in her wheelchair. Graham.
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 23 May 01 - 12:06 PM You guys are hilarious! I love this thread! More grist for the mill:
Thomas the Scanner
Some Beatles songs: Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: catspaw49 Date: 23 May 01 - 12:56 PM Oh, let's not forget Woody.........
This Land Is Strictly Patrolled Your turn...... Spaw
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Lonesome EJ Date: 23 May 01 - 01:27 PM You left a Woody song out, Spaw.. Moderately Attractive Boy Floyd and the there's the Rolling Stones.. Let's Spend Five Bucks Together Gimmee Sheltered Investments I Know It's Only Unlimited Wealth But I Like It Ruby Tubesteak Hey You Get Off of my Lawn I Can't Get No Satisfactory Traction I Miss Youth Beast of Bourbon
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 23 May 01 - 01:50 PM Ooooh, rolling stones. I'll play.
I'm so lukewarm for her
Powdered Sugar ---What about the Monkees?---
Daydream Skeptic ---Donovan?---
Sunshine Batman ---Led Zeppelin?---
Escalator to Purgatory ---Peter, Paul, and Mary?---
Leaving on an Extended D-3 Turboprop
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: catspaw49 Date: 23 May 01 - 01:53 PM Prolific Alex......But your big winner is "Puff, The Magic Drag Queen".....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Wolfgang Date: 23 May 01 - 02:02 PM and now for the very few: Deutschland, Deutschland, Übel alles Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 23 May 01 - 02:04 PM Ouch, Wolfgang! That's harsh! Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Jim Dixon Date: 23 May 01 - 02:10 PM "Little girl, little girl, don't lie to me. Tell me where have you been all night? At the mall, at the mall, with my girlfriends, that's all. How come you never trust me?" I Didn't Hear Nobody Call Nine-One-One.
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Songster Bob Date: 23 May 01 - 02:23 PM Someone mentioned the Stones' "Hey You Get Off of my Lawn." I've heard that the song actually originated as a Scots' song, "Hey, McLeod, Get Off of My Ewe." Bob Clayton
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: SDShad Date: 23 May 01 - 02:25 PM Riffing on Cole Porter: Miss Otis Forgets Some of You Just One of Those Thingamajiggies Glove for Sale I've Got You Under My Fingernails Hide My Still In the Night And as long as I'm riffing on American Poplular Song: Fly Me to Khartoum "The Marvelous Toy Safety Council" indeed...*snerk*.... Shad |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 23 May 01 - 02:26 PM This is more fun than kickin' a three-legged dog. ---The Weavers?---
On Top of Old Smokey Bear ---Kingston Trio?---
Hang Down Your Doolie, Tom Head ---Robert Johnson?---
I Believe I'll Dust My Furniture ---Mississippi John Hurt?---
Lovin' Forkfull
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: SDShad Date: 23 May 01 - 02:28 PM Uhm...damn...not sure if it's worth summoning a Joe Clone, so:
Miss Otis Forgets Just in case anyone thought that was one song title.... Don't post for a few months, and I forget everything I knew.... S. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Geoff the Duck Date: 23 May 01 - 03:29 PM My grandfather's clock was a digital alarm, and it stood every night by his bed. The Hen fell in the midden!
If I was a carpenter, and you were a lady
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 23 May 01 - 06:07 PM How about songs from Disney Movies?
Zip up Your Doo-Dah Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Frug Date: 23 May 01 - 06:18 PM And from the shows...'I am 60 going on 70'....'Mac the Fork'...'Send in the Clones'.....'I got Arhythmmia' and a personal favourite ....'Yank my Doodle it's a Dandy' |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: harpmolly Date: 23 May 01 - 07:09 PM ROFLMAO!! This thread ROCKS... but I can't believe no one's gone for Leonard Cohen yet. :)
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Amos Date: 23 May 01 - 08:55 PM Let No Man Steal Your Dandelions Horse-Petter Blues Four Occasional Breezes Keep On Pogosticking, Mother! Sitting on the Sidewalk of the Amusement Park Some Routine Afternoon The Girl from the Midwestern Farm So Long, I'm Glad You're Finally Leaving The Good Ship Condom The Rock Island Sort of Squiggle The Wild Colonial Pre-Teen In Antrim town, in the County Down, one morning last July, I Am a Man of Constant Sexual innuendo Black is the Color of My True Love's Moles The Gladiolus of the West Here we come a caroling, among the trash-strewn lanes Twinkle, twinkle, little star, There is a ship, she sails the sea A |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Bert Date: 23 May 01 - 10:17 PM John Henry was a bus driver. Are you Loathsome Tonight. I'm a little bit peculiar in an onion patch. It's Four in the Morning and once more I've gotta go pee. Little white cloud that pissed down with rain. Peg-Peg-Peggy Melinda.
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: mousethief Date: 24 May 01 - 12:28 AM Okay, here's some more... ---Melanie---
I've got a brand-new pair of rollerblades ---Disney---
Zip Up Your Doo-Dah ---Christmas---
Holly and the Ivy League Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Geoff the Duck Date: 24 May 01 - 09:34 AM An actual true story relates that a well known female Music Hall singer used to sing a sng entitled "I sits amongst my cabbages and peas", which was full of innuendo and veiled cruduity. On one evening it was known that Royalty was going to attend the show, and the theatre management instructed her that on no account was she to sing that particular song. She reluctantly agreed, but on the night she replaced it with another new song, its title "I sits amongst my lettuces and leeks!!!" Don't you find that truth is often better than fiction! Geoff the Duck! |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Steve Parkes Date: 24 May 01 - 11:02 AM Marie Lloyd! She was never asked to perform in a Royal Command Performance, despite being popular with Bertie and young George. When she was turned down for the first one, she took it a a snub, and advertised herself thus: "Every Performance of Marie Lloyd is by the Royal Command of the British Public!" Not any tosday could claim that. On the occasion you refer to, Geoff, she was summoned to the Lord Chancellor's Office, which used to censor what went on on stage in those days. She sang "She sits among the cabbages and peas" in a most innocent manner, to demonstrate that there was nothing remotely crude in the song--it was all in the performance. Then she sang "Come into the garden, Maud" and made it sound like Deep Throat (look up the words if you're not sure why!). Of course, the LCO was unmoved, and so a compromise was reached: marie would sing the song as "she sits among the lettuces and leeks"--no double meanings there! I suppose this counts as a genuine discarded first draft! Steve P.S. Don't forget Marie's great songs: "One of the ruins that Capability Brown restored a bit", "The boy I love sits in the front row of the stalls" (the orchestra stalls, of course!), "Oh! Mr Guinness", "My old man said 'here's five bob, get a taxi'" |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Stevangelist Date: 24 May 01 - 05:00 PM 'Spaw... "So Long, You're Really An Asshole" I am STILL laughing hysterically... this is the song that my band needed when we left a crappy club time after time... May The Road Rise To Meet You, Stevangelist
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Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Frug Date: 24 May 01 - 05:15 PM And the Stones.....Hey you get off of my foot......Let's spend a quid together.....(I can't get no)Putrefaction ...........Little Red Riding Hood....Brown Hermesetas.... Paint it Turquoise.........etc etc etc |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Mad Maudlin Date: 26 May 01 - 06:49 AM Another classic...The Rectangle Game. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: lady penelope Date: 26 May 01 - 07:18 AM Mousetheif, "Zip up your Do Dah!" heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!! the Wurzels did " Oi got a brand new combined 'arvester, an' oi'll gives thee the key" Wee Willie winky runs thru the town Up stairs, down stairs In his night gown Chucking bricks thru windows Supergluing locks Come Monday morning He'll be in the Dock! Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean For he was annorexic And she was bolemeaen Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white a snow And to all the local gentry It was 50 quid a go! Daisy,Dasiy Give me your answer do I'm half crazy All for the love of you It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford the carriage But you'll look sweet Upon the street When you're turning a trick or two! TTFN M'lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts From: Mad Maudlin Date: 26 May 01 - 03:53 PM That was cool, Penelope! |