Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: MGM·Lion Date: 17 Oct 11 - 02:28 AM Trafalgar Day? The bounder! |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Musket Date: 17 Oct 11 - 03:28 AM Les Barker's song "Jehova's Witness at the Door" sums it up for me. Mind you, a branch of my family are of that particular persuasion, although I believe it started as a "conchy" stunt during the war by one of them and the joke was on them because like crabs, it seems to be catching. Nice people though, seem to smile more than is good for you, but nice people. Just don't get them started or your coffee will go cold and if, like me, you put somebody's life above their father's belief, don't get them (or me) started on blood transfusions. Anyway, anybody know what their take is on the rapture? If they don't have a view, then sack their PR man. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST,999 Date: 17 Oct 11 - 03:33 AM "Trafalgar Day? The bounder!" I'll keep an eye out for you, laddie. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: MGM·Lion Date: 17 Oct 11 - 03:36 AM I see no post from 999 |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST Date: 17 Oct 11 - 03:55 AM Nor I he said from eye that's blind |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 17 Oct 11 - 07:41 AM Aren't the schools in the UK due to be on their half term break then? If so he could have a point. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 17 Oct 11 - 10:29 AM Back there a ways up-thread, Bainbo quoted the article: "Likewise, although no one was raptured, God is no longer saving souls, Camping writes." Then Bainbo asked/commented: So Harold's not being saved either, then? Or his followers? He's showing great strength of spirit in dealing with it so calmly. No, Bainbo, he's saying, "My followers and I are already saved, and we will be raptured when the time comes, and if you're not already one of us, you're out of luck! So nyah, nyah, nyah to you!" Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: frogprince Date: 17 Oct 11 - 11:21 AM It might be kinda interesting to know if the stream of cash from Camping's followers has abated much of any, but I'm not motivated enough to try to research it. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST,pete from seven stars link Date: 17 Oct 11 - 02:01 PM i thought the watchtower society had changed their minds on blood transfusions-or did i imagine it? a brave U turn if so,though must have been hard on the obedient that allowed loved ones to die needlessly. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Oct 11 - 02:43 PM Here's a lengthy article all about the origins, structure, and beliefs of the JWs. Jehovah's Witnesses They don't have any beliefs about the Rapture. They do have some other beliefs that are quite unusual in mainstream Christianity, such as... - They do not believe in the Trinity - They do not believe in the traditional Hell (their translation of the word Hell ("sheol") is simply..."the grave"...that is, a nonconscious state after death. You don't get punished...you simply die, your body goes into dissolution, and you cease to have any conscious existence at all from that point on...although there are provisions for some to be resurrected at some point into another physical life. - they do not believe Jesus was crucified on a cross, they think he was executed on a single wooden torture stake (as opposed to the traditional cross). Why they believe that, I don't know. It probably has to do with how their elders have interpreted their translations of the Bible text in its earliest linguistic form. And so on...quite a few distinct divergences from what people usually associate with Christianity. This, of course, makes them apostates in the view of most other Christian churches, and the other churces are apostates in their view. They ALL, however, use various translations of the Bible as their authority, but do not necessaril agree on which translation is the "best" one or how to interpret it. There have been some similar schisms and diffrences of doctrine in the Muslim faith, and probably in most other major religions as well. It seems to be what usually happens as time goes by with any religion. Anyway, the article makes for interesting reading if you want to know what makes the JWs tick, and how they differ from other Christians. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 17 Oct 11 - 04:27 PM ...they do not believe Jesus was crucified on a cross, they think he was executed on a single wooden torture stake.... I'm sure jewelers are glad the majority of Christians believe it was a cross. Stakes make lousy pendants. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 17 Oct 11 - 04:40 PM "Oh, I see your a Jehovah's Witness." "How can you tell?" "Because you're wearing a stake pendant instead of a cross." "That's an air gauge." |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Oct 11 - 07:34 PM LOL! ;-) Myself, I can't really see what difference it makes whether it was a cross or a stake...but people do love to argue over technicalities, don't they? I mean, they've got to be RIGHT about it, don't they???? Wars have been fought over being RIGHT about things like that...and the winners always feel quite justified afterward in having made the bloody sacrifices. Just ask them. As for the losers, they grit their teeth and bide their time....waiting for their chance to "set the record straight". |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Bobert Date: 17 Oct 11 - 07:43 PM Well, today I was ridin' by the Quik-Mart and thinkin, "WTF... Since you gonna be dead soon might as well go out in style..." so I pulled in and bought a pack of Pell Mell cigarettes and soon as I got home I went back in the woods and opened them up and went thru all that old smokers stuff like pounding the pack on the palm of my hand to get the tobacco all packed tight and then lit one up... Holy shit... There's a reason why I quit smokin' these things 30 years ago... The stink and make you cough... I was going to take another "drag" but me lungs said "NO!!!"... Nasty shit... B;~) |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: gnu Date: 17 Oct 11 - 07:55 PM YOUWHAT? YOUWHAT? THIRTY YEARS and you bought TOE BACCO? GET THEE BEHIND ME JESUS AND SMOTE THAT SUMPUP UP THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF????? Bobert... ??? Get thee some God Greens and mellow out man. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Bobert Date: 17 Oct 11 - 08:14 PM I am so ashamed.... B;~( |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST,Mrr at work Date: 17 Oct 11 - 09:06 PM I'm gonna have to get myself a new pair of horns, my last ones broke... |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Bill D Date: 17 Oct 11 - 09:44 PM To the tune of "Sweet Betsy from Pike" (my memory has some strange contents) ♫ I'll tell you a story you'll never forget. A story about you and your cigarette. Enjoy smoother smoking, choose wisely, choose well.. Relax and enjoy yourself, light a Pall Mall.1 Pall Mall, Pall Mall...choose longer & finer & milder Pall Mall.♫ **cough, cough...ghaaaggg...** 1. It IS spelled Pall Mall. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Bobert Date: 17 Oct 11 - 09:46 PM Sue me...lol... Hey, try this, "Where particular people congregate"... B;~) |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 18 Oct 11 - 08:26 AM ""i am reminded of adrian henry's poem with the couplet "the end of the world will surely come in bromley south or orpington" "" Nobody tell Sue Tuckey! It's gonna screw the hell out of Friday Folk. Might even completely ruin her evening. ""One says that once all this is over, it will be replaced by something even weirder, there is a second school of thought that suggests that this may have already happened."" I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!.........The World's gonna end, BUT THE MUDCAT CARRIES ON!!!!!!......and on......and on.......business as usual guys. Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Becca72 Date: 18 Oct 11 - 10:32 AM Crap! I had plans for Halloween. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Geoff the Duck Date: 18 Oct 11 - 12:48 PM End of the World - it's having almost as many comebacks as Frank Sinatra... Quack! GtD. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 11 - 12:58 PM Oddly enough, we also have a couple of folk music shows happening in my local area on Oct 21st. I wonder if they will be finished before or after the Big Event occurs? Is it supposed to happpen at midnight? |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 18 Oct 11 - 02:13 PM We're having our 'flu jabs the day before. Should we bother? |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 11 - 02:18 PM Given that I've never had a flu jab in my life and don't seem to be troubled much by the flu either, my advice would be: don't bother. ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: gnu Date: 18 Oct 11 - 04:04 PM A man of your age should the jab, LH. You been lucky for a while. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 18 Oct 11 - 04:11 PM We're getting the jabs at Tesco's. (Buy one, get one free?) |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Ed T Date: 18 Oct 11 - 04:12 PM end of the world? |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Amergin Date: 19 Oct 11 - 12:44 AM Well, I'm not going anywhere without my towel Friday. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST,Jim Knowledge Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:04 AM I `ad that `arold Camping in my cab last night. `e was all kitted out as if `e was going on a long `oliday. `e said, "Hi-dee Jim, you ready for it?" I said, "Ready for what?" `e said, "The end of the world. It`s all `appening on October 21st." I said , " That`s `andy then Rev. I won`t `ave to pay you that fifty quid loan that`s due by the end of the month." `e said, "Oh, alright, lets make it November 21st then!!" Whaddam I Like?? |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: BanjoRay Date: 21 Oct 11 - 09:25 AM Anybody hear a rumbling noise? Me neither.... Ray |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Becca72 Date: 21 Oct 11 - 09:31 AM I've a 2 hour conference call starting at 10am EST - can it happen before that, please? |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: David C. Carter Date: 21 Oct 11 - 09:35 AM "Anybody hear a rumbling noise?" Well I just had Chicken Vindaloo for lunch! |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: theleveller Date: 21 Oct 11 - 09:40 AM Bye! |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: redhorse Date: 21 Oct 11 - 11:46 AM so far so good..............so far so good............so far so good.................. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Will Fly Date: 21 Oct 11 - 11:52 AM Is it still on tonight? Will we still be here? I'd like to know because me and my mate Andy Perry are the closing act at the Coolham Acoustic Club in West Sussex this evening. Anyone know if we'll have time to finish the set at 11pm? One of our numbers in the set list is "Denomination Blues" - most appropriate... |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: BTNG Date: 21 Oct 11 - 12:00 PM I'm playing Desolation Row , Eight Miles High and Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 in rotation....everybody must get stoned!! |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: SINSULL Date: 21 Oct 11 - 12:38 PM I'm still here. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 21 Oct 11 - 12:48 PM If the world ends tonight, I will not have to worry about bein' late with the rent this month. ;-D - Chongo p.s. Furthermore, I'm goin' out drinkin' tonight and am gonna have a great time! So if the world ends, I am goin' out happy. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: BTNG Date: 21 Oct 11 - 12:52 PM sun's shining here, temperatures are seasonable (read bleedin' freezin' in the mornings) and all's right with the world....and will be this time tomorrow when we listen to that latest batch of excuses as to why wer're sitting listening to the latest batch of excuses |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: fat B****rd Date: 21 Oct 11 - 03:41 PM Spooky Skeletons at Dunfermline Library a great success. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: gnu Date: 21 Oct 11 - 06:27 PM Will... you didn't ask for flat coin up front? Tsk tsk tsk... silly boy! |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: GUEST,Albert Loghead Date: 21 Oct 11 - 06:32 PM 1/2 hour to go here in England.. I wonder what tomorrow's frontpage newspaper headlines will be if the world does end within the next 30 minutes ??? |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:29 PM Mr Camping has taken yet another egg facial. Here I am typing posts on the cat at 01.30am BST. Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: michaelr Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:36 PM Crap! Did I miss it again? |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:44 PM I'm rather glad, since I bought eight bottles of Hobgoblin 5.2% ABV and I'd like time to finish the other six, if it's alright with you God. Oh, and BTW God, please give that nice Mr Camping his very own rapture. I do so hate to see dumb creatures suffer. Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Bobert Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:50 PM Guess it be a good night to go down to the Walmarx and run up the credit cards... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: BTNG Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:54 PM well...here we are, I just finished watching Neil Jordan's film, Michael Collins, and nothing's happened....oops. Can't wait to hear Mr. Camping's excuses. |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: SINSULL Date: 21 Oct 11 - 10:52 PM Kind of like that obnoxious woman in the car thing when you miss a turn..."Recalculating..." |
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the World is Back !! Oct 21st From: Don Firth Date: 22 Oct 11 - 01:20 AM Ka-BOOM? Don Firth |