Subject: Lyr Add: Mermaid of Ontario (Shel Silverstein) From: Mrrzy Date: 28 Jul 20 - 06:30 PM This song is mentioned in a thread on songs mentioning Canadian places but is not in the Trad. I have no clue about the tune. Mermaid of Ontario Oh, the Mermaid of Ontario Had long green stringy hair-e-o And a seaweed gown to wear-e-o But she had no one to marry-o Now the Mermaid of Ontario Loved a big mouth bass named Larry-o Who lived 'neath Lake St. Claire-o Under the St. Claire ferry-o Now the Mermaid of Ontario Sent a seagull emissary-o To ask that big bass Larry-o If he'd consent to marry-o Oh no, no, no said Larry-o My life I will not share-e-o I'd rather play solitarie-e-o And sit around in my underwear-e-o Read books from the fish library-o And you're so ordinary-o And I'm extra ordinary-e-o And I dress so debonair-e-o And I have a fine vocabulary-o Cause I memorized the fishes' dictionary-o And before I'd marry you, I'd marry-o A Guernsey cow from the dairy-o Or eat a poison berry-o And wind up with fishes' dysentery-o Poor Mermaid of Ontario It was more than she could bear-e-o So she cried for a day then swam away With a yuppie little guppie named Gary-o Now they're a happy pair-e-o Cause he's a millionaire-e-o On his yacht 'neath Lake St. Claire-e-o They cuddle in a cozy chair-e-o And listen to his underwater stereo And that big mouth bass named Larry-o Married a cow from the dairy-o She fed him a poison berry-o And he wound up in the fishes' cemetery-o And that's the whole scenario |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Mermaid of Ontario (Shel Silverstein) From: cnd Date: 28 Jul 20 - 07:57 PM You can hear a rendition of the song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blODYgkMm3E Materially the same lyrics as above |
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