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Subject: fiddle jokes From: zander (inactive) Date: 10 Dec 00 - 12:31 PM Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'On a sunday I play in a folk session in my local pub, today it devolved into a musician joke session, our resident fiddle player Alex was offended at the lack of fiddle jokes [ it was mainly banjo and accordian jokes ] so I am looking for fiddle jokes to appease our brilliant but tempramental Alex. I know you will not let me down. Cheers, Dave |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: paddymac Date: 10 Dec 00 - 12:49 PM Ah, but banjoes and accordians just make such easy targets for jokesters of all sorts. I can't remember ever hearing a joke which was truly unique to fiddles or fiddlers. There surely must be some. |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Bernard Date: 10 Dec 00 - 01:14 PM What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? The vile-din they play... |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Sorcha Date: 10 Dec 00 - 01:14 PM Violin--Fiddle with an Attitude Fiddling is a Viol Habit Difference between a violin and a fiddle--No one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle Violas burn longer |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Peter Kasin Date: 10 Dec 00 - 01:16 PM Well, there's always the definition of a fiddle from The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce: "Fiddle, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horses tail on the entrails of a cat."
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Bernard Date: 10 Dec 00 - 01:19 PM Difference between a seedy pub and fiddle? One is a vile inn, the other makes a vile din... |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: GUEST Date: 10 Dec 00 - 03:01 PM What is the similarity between a fiddlers fingers and lightning ? Answer : They never hit the same place twice. Ian - and I play the fiddle !! |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Willie-O Date: 10 Dec 00 - 03:33 PM Fiddlers: the self-appointed stars of any session. May dash out at any moment to put on makeup or receive an imaginary award. Beware flying bows. W-O (yes, I play the damn thing too) |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Banjer Date: 10 Dec 00 - 05:08 PM I don't play a fiddle, but have laughed at many a joke about banjos, which I do play. So in the spirit of turnabout: Q. If you were to drop a fiddle and a viola off the top of a tall building, which one would hit the ground first? A. Who cares?? |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Sorcha Date: 10 Dec 00 - 05:32 PM By golly, some I had not heard before!! Love 'em!! ( and I play the Devil's Box, too......)flying bows,,,,,,LOL,I do try not to be a prima dona--I give the banjo the lead whenever I can........hee hee |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Ebbie Date: 10 Dec 00 - 06:17 PM "The fiddler is always right" ?? Ebbie |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Sorcha Date: 10 Dec 00 - 06:39 PM aaaaarrrrggggghhhh, EbbTide, this fiddler is SELDOM right, LOL....in our bunch it's the banjo player that is always right! The obnoxious accordian player thinks he is, but it ain't him, babe! |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Ebbie Date: 10 Dec 00 - 08:19 PM hahhahah, Sorcha! But no one ever says it's the guitar player! (Except for the occasional: We need another B!) Eb |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Marion Date: 10 Dec 00 - 09:30 PM Not exactly a fiddle joke, but here it is: Q: Why are violas bigger than violins? A: Actually they're the same size, it just looks that way because the violinists' heads are bigger. |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: ddw Date: 10 Dec 00 - 09:52 PM You're right, Marion — it's probably not really a joke..... *BG* david |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Murray MacLeod Date: 10 Dec 00 - 10:18 PM I have always thought that fiddlers were like dogs, individually charming, but uncontrollable once two or more of them get together.............. Murray |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: GUEST,Al Date: 11 Dec 00 - 01:20 AM What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? About fifty bucks. |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: GUEST,Les B Date: 11 Dec 00 - 02:07 PM Speaking of dogs - what't the difference between a fiddler and a dog ?? - A dog knows when to stop scratching ! What's it called when a fiddler marries a banjo player ? Upward mobility ! |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Bernard Date: 11 Dec 00 - 02:25 PM Is that Les B(arker)? The sense of fun is about right, and the dog fetish fits!! If it is, I've got some incriminating photos from the Railway... PM me if you'd like them... and if you're not Mrs. Akroyd's servant after all, ooops! Not forgetting the Roman Emperor Nero, who roamed whilst his fiddle burned... |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Les B Date: 11 Dec 00 - 07:33 PM Nope - different Les B. Sorry, the pictures sound interesting! |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Gypsy Date: 11 Dec 00 - 11:01 PM Caution: never sit to the right of your fiddler! Unless you plan on sticking a nerf ball on the end of the bow (gypsy who got poked by flying bow plenty last night) |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Long Firm Freddie (at work) Date: 12 Dec 00 - 08:22 AM The test of true love is living with someone who's learning to play the fiddle. LFF |
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Subject: RE: Help: fiddle jokes From: Kc Date: 12 Dec 00 - 09:16 AM Well I don't know about fiddlers, but i know many a violinist who take a fiddler joke badley. Shame cos its sets the rest of us up in stitches. Ah well their loss, and our gain ( of stomach ache from too much laughing) Kc |
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