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Subject: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 04 Nov 06 - 08:53 PM Well, well, well... Here it is comin' on winter an' I just checked an' Iz still one womenz thread under my quota so... ...ahhhhh, like why do womens think they have to be right 100% of the time??? No, don't answwer that one... Ahhhh, let me rephrase... We all undertand that womens can't possibly be right 100% of the time so like, ahhhhhh, why do we men let them get away with this crap??? Huh??? Answer me that one... Come on guys... Shoot, if the Dems can take a house of Congress then shouldn't we assert ourselves as the superior race??? Ahhhh, make that "creed"... Or whatever we are... And this oughtta be the year when the toidy seat stays up, too... Yezzir, toidy seat up... Right, guys??? Come on, you Muscat whimps... Don't be afriad of these womenz no more... Leave the tody seat up tonight... Like what is the womemz gonna do??? Sue us??? Hahahahaha... Just let 'um cause we is men and we run the joint an' we get to start the wars so that makes us superior... Right??? You think that George Bush puts the toidy seat down??? Come on, I weasn't born last night and nor was George Bush... (But, Bobert... Since when did you go proppin' up George Bush as some kinda male hero???...) Forget Bush...What this comes down to is gettin' a little respect here... We go out and start the wars an' we slay the dragons an', hey, we have earned the right to leave the toidy seat up, ain't we??? An' if we wanta burn a little evidence on Saturday night then we shouldn't get no evil looks when the womanz comes into the room, takes an exaggerated sniff and gives us the evil eye... That's kinda my take on this whole thing an' I figgured that with as many Mudwomenz at the Getaway that maybe we men could like get a step on 'um here before they get back an' maybe win this one... Okay, the Wes Ginny Slide Rule has it 5-2 they they whup up on us again but that beats the odds last time around... Mudmen Unite!!! Bobert (Chairman, not "chairperson") |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 04 Nov 06 - 08:56 PM I never understand this stuff about whether the toilet seat stays up or down. Do that many men bother to lift it up in the first place? If it's down that's probably because it stayed down all the time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: kendall Date: 04 Nov 06 - 08:57 PM Bobert, How long have you had this death wish? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 04 Nov 06 - 09:23 PM Come on, Capt'n... Jacqui's at the Getaway... You **can** leave the toidy seat up at least 'til she gets back an' by then, hey, we menz might have growed a little spine here... Yeah, lets win a few in '07... Shoot, we didn't win any in '06 so the law of averages is with us, ain't it??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: hilda fish Date: 04 Nov 06 - 11:33 PM I know I shouldn't - don't do it; don't do it; don't do it!!! - ignore it. Oh well................................... where do you think the expressions 'loosers' comes from? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Nov 06 - 12:31 AM " And this oughtta be the year when the toidy seat stays up, too" From a purely Scientific basis, the toilet seat is better for your health if down when flushing. The action of the rushing water causes the water to be 'aspirated' and send out into the air you breathe, small particlules of whatever liquids and solids you place in the bowl. Breathe it in if you want, but I prefer NOT to... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Megan L Date: 05 Nov 06 - 04:41 AM Now Bobert my dear you should know by now that we the gentle sex would not be so crass as to sue. Oh no being the weeker sex we have to employ far subtler methods of torturing our intended victim. just remember dear boy the number of deliciously dangerous things that can be secreted among the long grass to await your presence. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Georgiansilver Date: 05 Nov 06 - 08:33 AM Live on my own....male...toilet seat down for hygeine reasons...no womenz to admonish or sue me.....nice womenz frendz but no naggin' wife or girlfriend...best way to be or not? Best for me I reckon |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: kendall Date: 05 Nov 06 - 08:44 AM This remindes me of the time I came home half pissed from a 4 day weekend with the boys. My wife at that time, was livid. She says, "Where in the hell have you been?" I said "None of your damned business". She said, "How would you like it if you didn't see ME for most of a week"? I said, "I'd love it."!! About a week later, I was able to see her a little bit out of one eye... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Alice Date: 05 Nov 06 - 10:56 AM I don't understand why you keep lumping all women together. Women are individuals. We don't all behave like your wife, just as you don't behave like all men. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Nov 06 - 11:39 AM Lumps, now that's another thing about women, lumps, and in the damndest places too! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Megan L Date: 05 Nov 06 - 11:44 AM Of course they do Giok all the better to lead poor male saps astray. and boy are men easily led> :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: kendall Date: 05 Nov 06 - 11:44 AM This should bring out the thin skins! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 05 Nov 06 - 11:52 AM "lumping women together" - could replace synchronised swimming as an Olympic sport. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Nov 06 - 12:00 PM Is that like the 'Lumpen proletariat' Kevin? Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Jeri Date: 05 Nov 06 - 12:02 PM Kendall, you're wife's name was "Livid"!? McGrath, if a toilet seat is down and dry after a guy's been in the loo, women should probably avoid washing their face in the sink for a bit. Bobert, half of winning a war is knowing when to give up the battle. You ARE the George Bush of inter-sexual relationships. Either admit it's a lost cause and try diplomacy, or you're gonna have to pull out before the job is done! I wonder none of the porn spammers have hit this thread yet... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Nov 06 - 12:09 PM Well I always put the seat back down when I've finished, but closing the lid at night; that's sneaky. I always 'go' in the dark at night to avoid disturbing folks, and when a man sits down too quick on that pesky lid, lumps start appearing under his ears, and tears fill his eyes! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 05 Nov 06 - 12:13 PM Bobert, you're trolling. Go dig up something in the garden and make yourself useful! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: kendall Date: 05 Nov 06 - 01:25 PM Jeri, are you not at the Getaway?. Actually, that wife's name was Lois but I called her "peaches" Why? Because she was always up in the air harping about something. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Old Guy Date: 05 Nov 06 - 01:30 PM As soon as a man realizes that his woman IS right 100% of the time, that sooner he finds peace. If the woman is not happy, there is no peace at home. Besides, I got my own bathroom and I leave the seat up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 05 Nov 06 - 01:31 PM Not necessarily, Jeri. He might just have a good aim. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: frogprince Date: 05 Nov 06 - 01:46 PM ..."I called her Peaches...because she was always up in the air harping about something." Of course; makes sense to me, Kendall...: ) And Bobert wonders why his P-vine gets homicidal sometimes?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: dianavan Date: 05 Nov 06 - 01:48 PM Not only the seat but the lid should be down when you flush. We now know that the "aerosal effect" spreads bacteria far and wide. Make sure your toothbrush and other personal items are a good distance away from the toilet. www.pubmed.com "SIGNIFICANCE AND IMPACT OF THE STUDY: Many individuals may be unaware of the risk of air-borne dissemination of microbes when flushing the toilet and the consequent surface contamination that may spread infection within the household, via direct surface-to-hand-to mouth contact. Some enteric viruses could persist in the air after toilet flushing and infection may be acquired after inhalation and swallowing." And a paper from Sarah Tam: "The bacterial mist has also been shown to stay in the air for at least two hours after each flush, thus maximizing its chance to float around and spread (2). "The greatest aerosol dispersal occurs not during the initial moments of the flush, but rather once most of the water has already left the bowl," according to Philip Tierno, MD, director of clinical microbiology and diagnostic immunology at New York University Medical Center and Mt. Sinai Medical Center. He therefore advises leaving immediately after flushing to not have the microscopic, airborne mist land on you (4). Worse still is the possibility of getting these airborne particles in the lungs by inhaling them, from which one could easily contract a cough or cold (6)." So now I demand that the seat AND the lid are down. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: gnomad Date: 05 Nov 06 - 02:28 PM Sounds like we can leave the seat up OK as long as we don't flush? That doesn't sound like the healthiest thing to me. Oh and Bobert, womenz don't need to be right all the time but they do require men to be wrong all the time. Running for bunker (with en suite chemical toilet) it's hopeless but a guy's got to try on Nov 5th. Tee-hee, just noticed a google ad for the Rymax Family Toilet Seat, I wonder how many it can accommodate? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Jeri Date: 05 Nov 06 - 03:57 PM Kendall, no, I are not at the Getaway. Said something at Mary's song circle and in the Getaway Program thread. Too far, too long to get there, bad time of year for me. I'll still try for next year, even if the place and time aren't going to change. McGrath, men usually think they have better aim than they have, which can be a problem. Women, however, seem to be the worst pissers-on-seats these days, since some apparently they're afraid of people pissing on seats, which wouldn't happen if everybody just sat the hell down. Don't get me started on the stupidy of ass gaskets, but women trying to hit the water with their ass in the air hovering somewhere above the 'drop zone', and using non-aimable parts need a freakin's shrink, and possibly a permanent catheter. I never noticed this women whizzing on seats happened until sometime in the mid-90's when it suddenly became a hot new trend, and we're stuck with it now. It would be really funny if somebody invented a wetness detection thing for toilet seats in public rest rooms, that loudly announced, "Your attention please! The toilet in stall #4 has a wet seat! Be advised to use caution, and it would not be inappropriate to glare mercilessly at the current occupant upon her exit. Thank you." Men, there is a very good reason why it's more than just polite to make sure the seat is down. The seat is a device to prevent a person's posterior from becoming submerged. The rim of the toilet is not designed for this task. If you're a man and ever wake up to. [SPLASH] "Dammityousonofabitch...," you'll know why, and take steps to hide your gonads for a month or so. So Bobert, be afraid. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 05 Nov 06 - 04:22 PM Hey, Dianavan...you want a moment of sheer terror? Do ya? Are you ready for this? Well, ya know them toilets they have in the washrooms at the new cinemas? The extra big white ones with the silver flush handle? They got a seat but they don't go no lid at all...and when ya flush 'em, it's like "KKKKKKKAAAAAA-FLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH-KA-RAMMMMMBO!!!!" We're talkin' industrial strength, jet-powered, ram-it-down-yer-throat full-blown suction like an upsidedown tornado!!! Now think "aerosol effect" and multiply by a factor of about 1000. And remember, 8500 different people used that there toilet in the last coupla days too...8500 different sets of deadly, infectious germs. Sheer terror, eh, Dianavan? ;-) Har! Har! See ya at the movies. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Nov 06 - 04:46 PM Giok.... that explains a lot about the funny noises I heard the other night.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Jeri Date: 05 Nov 06 - 04:56 PM Chongo, if the toilet sucks and does not blow, then it sucks those billions of naughty little germs down too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:36 PM Yeah, yeah, yeah... You all really think this ol' hillbilly believes this so-called scientific study that says that flushin' a toilet without the seat and lid down releases germs into the atmosphere??? If that's so then why ain't there lids on commercial toilets you find in Home Dept, Lowes, Sears, and most fast food resturants in the world??? Huh??? Answer me that one... This study is bogus and funded by a bunch of cranky womenz who are just mad at us because.... ...ahhhhhhh, danged if I know why you all is mad at us... As fir yer lumps, yeah, okay, you all got 'um and we like 'um but does that little bit of anatomy make us wrong 100% of the time??? Answer me that one, if you will??? Like my buddy Mark says, "You can either be right or you can be happy..." when it comes to womenz... He sho nuff hits the nail square on the head with that one... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:43 PM "If that's so then why ain't there lids on commercial toilets you find in Home Dept, Lowes, Sears, and most fast food resturants in the world??? Huh??? Answer me that one." Cause they're tired of cleaning up after drunk guys piss on the lids... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Leadfingers Date: 05 Nov 06 - 07:37 PM Any body know about Feng Shui ?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Nov 06 - 08:30 PM Did he piss on the toilet lid too? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Nov 06 - 08:33 PM Sorry Bobert, back to the original question - was gonna say if you don't know how to find out, Boy! are you gonna have an unhappy life! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 05 Nov 06 - 08:37 PM READ "The Wife of Bath" CHAUCER.
Sincerely,
My previous post to this thread, this weekend, obviously offended a "clone on the throne" and was deleated. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Nov 06 - 08:53 PM Spot on garg! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 05 Nov 06 - 09:04 PM Man, I can't unnerstand one word that Chaucer wrote... Them "Canteberry Tales" sucked big time an jus' 'bout flunked my boney butt outta college... Man, if there was anyone who ever needed a course in writin' it was Chaucer... But nevermind Chaucer... He ain't got no answers to this one but I reckon that we'll sonn get a few answers when the Mud-womenz return from the Getaway... Hey, speakin' of the Getaway, I'd be willin' to bet that the toidies there didn't have lids... What else??? Oh yeah, F-troupe... This ain't 'bout sex 'cause "I'm young an' able to buzz all night long 'n if you hear me buzzin', there's some stingin' goin' on..." Get my drift here, buddy??? No, this is about all them dumb things that womans think they, because of them lumpy things and stuff, get to proclaim as being right 'er wrong no matter if it is or ain't... Like which shelf in the refrigerator the beer (man's stuff) goes on as opposed to which shelf the wine (womenz stuff) goes on... But it ain't all about toidies and refrigerators but lots of stuff... Like maps... Womenz don't have a clue about maps... They think that maps is part of a man-spiracy to make 'um look like the inferior minded, ahhhhhh, gender... Or askin' for direction when the map is wrong... You know... That kinda stuff... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: dianavan Date: 05 Nov 06 - 10:21 PM Oh now, bobert, you really do want a fight dontcha! I can read maps just fine and I'm a very good navigator but sometimes the skipper likes to try a shortcut or makes a left instead of a right and we end up getting lost. Thats O.K, but what really bugs me is that when we DO get lost, a man will never stop to ask for directions! Why is that? Is there some kind of male pride wrapped around being able to find your way? At least I recognize when we are lost and do not hesitate to stop as soon as possible to find my way. Men just keep getting loster and loster and loster until I'm ready to pull my hair out. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: bobad Date: 05 Nov 06 - 10:29 PM "Why is that?" This is the way we hone our navigational skills - it's like doing a crossword puzzle, if someone gives you the answers you'll never learn how to figure it out yourself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: GUEST Date: 05 Nov 06 - 10:53 PM hhmmmm, she always has to be right, she can't read a map, she stands dumbstruck in the grocery line without getting out her money, she nags you about all manner of things, she spends money on worthless trinkets, she wines about being taken on vacation, she hates it when you go play music with your friends ....when are you going to get a divorce, bobblehead? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: GUEST Date: 05 Nov 06 - 11:03 PM Bobbert - somewhere, someplace, on the internet there must be a Queer Quiz. More than one thing appears odd about your situation. Therapy might work; you seem very unfulfilled. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 06 Nov 06 - 08:46 AM Queer Quiz, my heterosexual butt!!! I fully understand that I'm a man and, IM-personal-O, I ain't got no desires to be snugglin' up to another man... No, it ain't 'bout that... It's 'bout the things I (we, as men) have to go thru to get to that snugglin' part, which I will admit that the womenz can do very well... Thank God they got that part right... Fir sure... I've got a few other thoughts on the subject but the P-Vine has informed me that I have used up my alloted 20 minutes of AM pudder time an' she needs me to go out and play "under-gardener" with her... See what I mean??? Bobert (Will weed for snugglin' time...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Becca72 Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:11 AM Well, that tears it. I'm never using another public bathroom again... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: John MacKenzie Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:34 AM Men don't ask for directions, but women will insist on giving them unasked! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 06 Nov 06 - 01:07 PM Lost is when ya' can't find yer way back and, fir the record, that ain't never happened or I wouldn't be here, would I??? Ha... Think yer gonna fool me on that one??? Think harder, womenz... Actually, I do have a confession to make about why I started this thread... I wasn't able to go to the Getaway this yer an' see all them purdy Mudwomenz and, well yeah, if got me a little grouchy and seein' as I had one "womenz thread" left in my '06 quota, I figgured I'd jus' go ahead an' "get-'r-done"... Plus, seems I always learn somethin' in these threads that I didn't know... No, not about womenz, mind you... But somethin'... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 06 Nov 06 - 03:44 PM Boy, talk about yer dumb statements on this thread. Geez. Look, Jeri, we all know that toilets suck, all right? That don't stop the aerosol effect from happenin' because there is a backlash from all that suction cos the pipes ain't big enough to take it all in one go, so ya got mostly suction but also blowback. Okay? In the case of cinema public toilets you got MAJOR blowback. But I been usin' 'em for years and I never got sick once from it. I figger if you avoid germs too much, THAT's when you get sick. Yup. That's my theory. The only thing I ever got sick from was too much booze combined with shellfish that were a bit off. Man, I thought I was gonna die. Now about this not stoppin to ask for directions thing...what a crock! First off, who needs to do that when ya got a map? I just read the map. If the map don't provide enough info then I stop and ask for directions unless I'm in an exploring mood in which case I drive around for the fun of it till I find what I'm lookin' for. If I got a dame in the car I would not bother about that unless she was the kind that likes to explore for the fun of it too. I know that dames can be impatient. Nope, I would stop and ask for directions. Dianavan, don't pull yer hair out. A woman needs her hair. Trust me on this. The only place a bald lady can usually get much work is at the circus. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Desdemona Date: 06 Nov 06 - 03:53 PM The Wife of Bath knew: "sovereigntee", that we "may chese and governe as [me] lest"! ~D |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: kendall Date: 06 Nov 06 - 04:48 PM Bobert, you probably had trouble understanding Chaucer because he wrote in English. I doubt he ever heard of West by god Virgina! LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 06 Nov 06 - 06:21 PM What the hell kind English is that, Capt'n??? I mean, even the nouns ain't the same... Like what the heck is a "brid"??? A lady about to be married??? Of ourse it ain't.. It's a feathered creature that flies over ya' tryin' to land a brid goober on the top of yer head or on yer car that you jus' washed... They call 'um brids up there, Kendall ol' buddy??? Heck no they don't... Do they??? See what I mean... Don't matter if Caucer was from Wes Ginny 'er Maine, he couldn't write worth a danged... Ahhhhhhhh, maybe he was a republican??? Hmmmmmmm??? Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Old Guy Date: 06 Nov 06 - 07:46 PM I had a Japanee girl friend at one time that wanted me to sit down to pee. Harumpf. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 06 Nov 06 - 08:03 PM Maybe she had noticed that yer aim weren't too good, Old Guy, but, hey... Aim ain't everything... It's the quality of the pee, right??? Okay, I give the womenz higher marks in aim but, shoot (pun intended) they are alot closer to the target so this shouldn't be something that goes to their heads, 'er nuthin'... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: GUEST,Giok Date: 07 Nov 06 - 03:38 AM What's wrong with sitting down to pee OG? I do it at home all the time. Mind you it helps when you know the other person using the seat! G |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Megan L Date: 07 Nov 06 - 04:33 AM It's not that men get lost. It's not that they are navigationally challenged whether standing or sitting. It's just that they haven't quiet grasped the fact that they are genetically disposed to being wrong even when they are right they can't help it poor dears. womenz just have to guide them gently! a ring through the nose usually works ;) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: jacqui.c Date: 07 Nov 06 - 07:52 AM Toilet seats. - By the time we womenz find a moment in our busy day, looking after the menz in our lives, to get to the toilet we are, for want of a better expression, busting for a pee. Have you ever sat on the cold hard edge of a porcelain pan? It ain't comfortable and depending on the aim of the males in the family, it can be bloody unhygenic! But, when we get into the bathroom in a desperate state, we sometimes don't have time to see if the seat is up or down or to put it down without cracking the pan as it drops into position. That leaves us feeling cranky and misunderstood for the rest of the day. What do we want? Depends on the woman you're talking about. Mostly we want to have an understanding with the important male in our lives, at least to the degree that if we have a difference of opinion we can end up laughing together and working out a solution to the problem. Sometimes comes down to both parties understanding that a lot of the foibles of their partner are problems for THEM, not the perpetrator. Adjust or deal with it yourself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: kendall Date: 07 Nov 06 - 09:29 AM Considering that women pee far more often than men, it makes sense for us to put the seat down after we finish because the law of probability says that she is going to be the next user. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Peace Date: 07 Nov 06 - 12:26 PM Solve the problem. Piss in the sink. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: bobad Date: 07 Nov 06 - 12:51 PM Yeah, but you have to take the dishes out first. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: frogprince Date: 07 Nov 06 - 09:16 PM Didn't you want to rinse them off anyway? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Desert Dancer Date: 07 Nov 06 - 10:54 PM OK, here's the my logic on the toidy issue: a woman needs the seat down 100% of the time. A man needs the seat down 50% of the time. That makes 75% of the time overall that the seat should be down. Doesn't it make more sense to have leave it down in general?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Amos Date: 08 Nov 06 - 09:42 AM Jacqui: I didn't know that about having to pee urgently being a sort of occupational hazard of womenhood. Until I read your post, I was of the school of thought that says "it works two ways. If down, put it up, if up pu tit down, as desired". I just realized how wrong I have been all my life on this important, not to say central, issue. Thanks for enlightening me. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 08 Nov 06 - 09:59 AM I'm not sold yet and with 1 precinct left to report will hold off making my concession speech, thank you... Plus, the Wes Ginny Slide Rule is workin' on a new angle... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: jacqui.c Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:26 AM Amos - if I can bring enlightenment to the life of just one poor misguided soul my time here will not have been in vain. :0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: GUEST Date: 08 Nov 06 - 06:07 PM BOBERT VOTES REPUBLICAN! HE DESERVES A WINEY WIFE. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: LilyFestre Date: 08 Nov 06 - 07:46 PM This is a no-brainer in our house.....the lid goes DOWN so the critters stay out of the potty water! I know they like it and all but then they want to come give us a kiss (dogs) or the kitties track the water all over the place. Potty lid (and seat) DOWN! Michelle |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Bobert Date: 08 Nov 06 - 07:49 PM Haha, GUEST.... Hmmmmmmmm, Michelle... I wonderin' how to keep the kitties outta the toidy... Not that I'm givin' in yet, mind you.... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: Amos Date: 08 Nov 06 - 08:11 PM We have one of those Japanese terlets in our new bathroom that closes itself gently if given half a chance. You just have to kinda slap it on your way by, and it goes hssssssssss and closes. Makes it much easier, especially at night when someone is asleep nearby. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: What Do Womenz Want???... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:35 AM "Yeah, but you have to take the dishes out first." AHhhh, that reminds me of a song... "She moved the dishes first!" :-) |
