BS: What have men ever done for us?

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 08:25 PM

Oops! I should have posted that to the "Prayers for Bush" thread, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 08:19 PM

PRAYER FOR WOMAN

Dear Lord I pray
For wisdom to understand my man
Love to forgive him
Patience for his moods
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll beat him to death.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 11:50 AM

I have to admit, in all honesty, that men have been better friends to me overall, than women have. Women sometimes seem to have this way of being intimidated by other women, and defend themselves by being mean. But I reckon I don't need people like that for my friends anyhow!

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Amos
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 09:39 AM

Sigh....


A

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Men-ial Men-tor
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 08:30 AM

men-ace?
mens rea?
men-ingitis?
Not to men-tion de-men-tia!

MM

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Apr 03 - 03:03 AM

men-struated
men-arched
men-oh-paused

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: *daylia*
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 01:19 PM

De Orc - my son knows better than to argue with me! Had Orc-on-Toast already today, too ...

;)   daylia

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: stevetheORC
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 01:02 PM

For Daylia, Ice Hockey argue that with your son Hee Hee

Nah we eat spiders on toast.

De Orc

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: *daylia*
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 12:34 PM

Recently the conclusion was reached on the "Are We the Evil Empire" thread that men have been largely responsible for the evolution of the form of governance known as "PluTesto-Kleptocracy" - rule by wealthy male thieves!!

What an accomplishment, dudes!

;)    daylia

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Amos
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 12:24 PM

Supermarkets, nylons, inter-state highway system, air transport, cell phones, computer software and hardware, fabrics and their colors, architecture, glass, lighting, advances in cosmetics, sanitary pads, infertility treatment methods, refrigeration, distribution of produce year-round, improved techniques for heating and ventilation....by and large, I'd say a good deal.

On the downside, they are also largely responsible for more ridiculous things, such as advanced weapons systems, cheap handguns, and organized religion, so p'raps its a toss-up.


A

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Black Widow
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 12:21 PM

Thank you! So, De Orc's in de SHED!! Don't look up now, but Off with de head!!!

" The black widow builds her web in dark places near the ground, preferring the sheltered sides of buildings, abandoned rodent holes, or openings in stone outcroppings. She seldom ventures indoors, but anyone living in black widow territory should be aware that she sometimes makes a home in outbuildings such as woodsheds or outdoor toilets."

Time for some fOrcin lunch!

BW

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: stevetheORC
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 11:38 AM

Just wait until Pushkin reads it then we will see how easy that was for me to say.
Im off to barricade myself in de shed.

De Orc

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Black Widow
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 11:11 AM

OOoooo baby ... ooo baby ... GULP!!! ... yummy yummy yummy (gotcher head in my tummy!!!)

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: MMario
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 10:26 AM

That's easy for you to say Orc! (though I bet most of us were thinking it!)

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: stevetheORC
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 10:25 AM

Given you plenty to moan about :-)

De Orc

*in Hiding*

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: mg
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 10:26 PM

Well, I don't have a love hate relationship with men. I have a love/indifference relationship with them...the good ones I love and the others I just don't relate to at all...I just don't interact with them I guess and they have no interest in me either...I count myself lucky.

mg

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 07:16 PM

harvey... tears to me eyes. There it is, bye, notting else eh ? One way or t'udder. We're all 'ere fer each udder.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: harvey andrews
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 05:37 PM

There's a man I see in my local supermarket. His wife is obviously dying and in a wheelchair. He pushes her and her adapted trolley around the aisles. He bends down to listen to her whispered requests. He picks up what she wants, asks is it the right one, puts it in the trolley. They smile at each other a lot. He has infinite patience. He obviously adores his wife. He's THERE!
That's what men do for women and women do for men.
It seems to me that if you have to ask this question you just haven't found the right person.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 04:57 PM

Yes, Amos, I had that thought too. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 10:38 AM

Good call, Kim. I think its reciprocal.

A

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 10:24 AM

Well, I have had a love/hate relationship with men just about all my life. Who hasn't? I have come to the conclusion, though, that I love them a lot more than I hate them, and the reasons I ever hated them in the first place were inconsequential to begin with. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 07:50 PM

Margaret Thatcher is a woman? I didn't think she was even human.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,margaret thatcher
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 07:10 PM

hey bobert, of course women dont start wars,
like margaret thatcher
golda meir
indira gandhi,

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 06:39 PM

Yeah, Amos, I do. What's your excuse for being here so much?

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Clareling
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 05:52 PM

no.....evadently I just like to mess with peoples relationships. After i got done, she tore into him.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 05:27 PM

LH--

Don't you have something productive to do?? :>)

A

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 05:26 PM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Clareling
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 05:02 PM

I like ducks.
And I did tell him...with his girlfriend standing right beside him. It was all about waiting for the right moment.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 12:18 AM

Ha! Ha! Ha! What a naive idiot that guy must be. He should go to Blind River and hook up with BDiBR. They would probably get along great, and they could cruise the bars (I think there are 2 or 3 in that town) looking for "action".

Here's a joke I heard a while back:

Question: How do you get your girlfriend to quit bugging you for sex all the time?

Answer: *** Marry her. ***

Sad, but in many cases...true. It can work the other way too. This guy should be told. :-)

But your speech would've been wasted on him, Clareling. For a neat movie with a duck in it, rent "Howard The Duck". It's unique, and a lot of fun too.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Clareling
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 11:44 PM

You want me to throw a duck? I don't believe in throwing around innicent creatures, it bruses the meat.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 06:47 PM

Lime, please, duck!


A

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Clareling
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 06:42 PM

i was to mad, dont rember. Want me to throw some at you?

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 06:28 PM

Clare:

What flavour?

A

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Clareling
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 06:21 PM

A qote I herd today from a man:
"I want to get married so that i dont have to go out and look for a girl to bang. I go home and sheas waiting for me."
I threw jell-o at him and walked off, didn't have anything to say to him or I would have given him a speech about what marrage is sapost to be. Come to think of it, i should have.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 06:16 PM

That's why I never married... :-) I didn't want to be put in that sort of anomalous situation. I also do not believe in diamonds, which are valueless to me, nor do I believe in clubs. I believe in hearts.

I enjoy my freedom. Here's hoping you enjoy yours too. I haven't met one single woman yet who managed to avoid the almost irresistible social pressures to either "marry or become an old maid". What a crock. I did know one who held out till she was in her middle 30's, but she finally cracked. She was a very neat person...haven't seen her in years now, but I wish her all good things.

You don't need someone else beside you to be a whole person. Nor will the avoidance of marriage cause your life to be loveless. Quite the contrary. If you want love, just love others and it will come back to you sevenfold.

One trouble with monogamous relationships is that people try to squeeze too much of their love into just that one relationship, to the detriment of the rest of their life. You see how isolated they can get when they do that...

And no, I am not talking about sex here. I'm talking about love.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Clareling
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 05:40 PM

Life with Men is like a deck of cards......
You need a Heart to love them;
a Diamond to marry them;
a Club to beat them;
and a Spade to bury the bastards

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:55 AM

Oh go flip yourself!

Ah...cluin? HOw do you watch phone sex? I didn't know it worked like that.

BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Big Brother
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:53 AM

Yeah right. I guess Evans dog is gonna be all wore out tomorrow eh? Look, I'll see ya tomorrow aft. And DONT ask me for smokes. As you can see, I am now a computer whizz. I am digital man...digital. You are in big trouble. Im singing off now. I got better things to do anyway eh? (hint, hint)

Don the Man

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:46 AM

You are a flippin liar. And You're bald too! Ha! Hey, everybody, my idiot big brother is BALD!!~ Yeah! He shines like a greasy spoon when he takes off his hat and thats whay he usually showers with it on...eveyry 6 weeks or so or when he figgers he needs it. Ha! Ha!

I am not tellin you where I am. You would be crushed eh?

BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Big Brother
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:40 AM

I am where you onlhy WISH you could be, little brother. I am visiting....well...naw, I don't wanta break your heart...but I will tell you this. She likes to chug ice beer. Her computer is way faster than anything you ever had yoru hands on, escept for maybe that snowmobile you lost on the lake last year and still ain't paid for, ya flippin loser. Turn on "Loserama" and go cry in your beer. By the way, the fridge is empty. Too bad. You are gonna have to bum one from one of your friends if ya still have any which I doubt! Ha! Ha!

Don the Man

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:34 AM

DON? I did not think you were smart enuggh to work a computer. And if it is you I just wanta tell these people that you are the biggest loser sout h of the flippin artic circle! Eat that.

I know the flippin libetrrry is closed eh? I got other connecshuns you do'nt know about, loser. So Where are you?

BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:34 AM

Shouldn't you be watching the phone sex commercials and beatin' off about now?

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Big Brother
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:30 AM

You are flippin slow tongiht, arentcha? who the flip ya think it is, loser?

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:28 AM

Waht??? How do you know about that? Who is this?

BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Big Brother
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:27 AM

They ain't askin', are they dipwad? Where are you on the computer now anyway? The liberry is closed now eh.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:21 AM

Geez./ Wat a stupid question! Waht havent men done?

Without men you'd all be flipped. Well...no. Akshwelly you woundlnt be, eh? And that would be bad.

So thank men!!!

You want to know what I have done for women? Do ya? Ask any girl at teh Iron Horse Inn in Blind River, Ontario, CAnada, eh?

Go ahead. Ask em.

Only do'nt ask Laurie or Tina. They are skanks. and dont ask Jennifer. She dont like me. And dont ask that flippin loser, Jessica, with the blonde streaks in her brown hair. That idiot thinks the sun shines only for her eh? She makes me sick.

But ask anyone else.

Go ahead.

BDiBR

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: GUEST,Clareling
Date: 13 Apr 03 - 11:18 PM

Yet sometiems, if you let a man fix something, it goes to his head, and he tries to fix everything, thats why we got a new computer last month, and you still can't open the passenger side door to my car....it always adds comical relief....
HEY! Lets go in my car!.....O, you cant get out? Thats right, the door is still duckt taped shut....
I would usually say, well, he tried, but the only thing wrong with the door is that the paint was chipped a little. O well, heas still good for other things.

A bit more relief on the subject...
PMS
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People make me sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly Men Suck

God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
He then asked the woman,
"Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Apr 03 - 07:45 PM

I dunno `bout that. I know lotsa "bad" women could have the same effect....

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 03 - 07:20 PM

Well, the universe is willing to risk bankruptcy for the sake of men -- after all it isn't every day a priceless blessing comes your way!! :>)

Seriously, I suspect some of the following, if not all of them, are pretty much the fruit of male labor in various fields:

Indoor plumbing
Hot water
Manufacturing systems that are automated
Manned flight
Electric lights
A lot of our best medical skills

However, let'snot also overlook the fact that it takes a good woman to raise a decent man.


A

Subject: RE: BS: What have men ever done for us?
From: *daylia*
Date: 13 Apr 03 - 05:57 PM

Okay, but can the universe afford such a priceless blessing?!?