Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Bert Date: 23 Aug 00 - 03:40 PM Sorry here's the lyrics to Downtown but it's that awful melody that screws it up. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Jim Dixon Date: 23 Aug 00 - 03:30 PM Where are the links?Hey, why don't you guys provide some links to the songs you have nominated? I did - see above. Several of the songs mentioned here are unfamiliar to me. How am I supposed to judge which is worst? People seem to be having fun with this thread. Think how much more fun it can be to read the actual words, especially when someone has taken the trouble to build a virtual shrine to a song, as they did for "Abraham, Martin, and John." |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: catspaw49 Date: 23 Aug 00 - 02:08 PM JAYSUS KEERICED!!!! I take the kid to the doctor and I find this!!!! MacArthur Park is right up there.......Who the hell would leave a cake out in the rain and then sing about it???.........And Leej, I agree and did you know that My Dingaling was a Side B throwaway? Unbelieveable. BUT.....I can't believe this thread has come this far and I can find no mention (maybe I missed it) of the worst, most sappy, stomach turning, cookie tossing, piece of tripe ever to spin on a turntable............. HONEY Is there actually anything worse than this? My Dingaling sounds positively brilliant by comparison and I'm ready to go eat soggy-ass cake to avoid hearing it!!!!!! I have some nice alternate words, but.......It should have come with a warning label.......... Spaw |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: DougR Date: 23 Aug 00 - 02:02 PM Shanti: Are you thinking of "Torn Between Two Lovers?" Feeeeeeeeeliiiiiiings gets my vote for the very worst but a lot of good bad ones have been listed. DougR |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST,guinnesschik Date: 23 Aug 00 - 01:42 PM I've got to add my two cents. I think "Teen Angel" is the most deplorable song I have EVER heard. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: coriander Date: 23 Aug 00 - 01:29 PM I vaguely remember a dreadful one from the late 80s which went "Gonna write a classic, gonna write it in an attic....", or maybe it was a bad dream! Can't remember who did it though. cori |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Tiger Date: 23 Aug 00 - 01:18 PM "Lady in Red" "Cherish" "Precious and Few" "Up, Up and Away in my Beautiful Balloon" "Muskrat Love" (Anything by Fifth Dimension) |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Tiger Date: 23 Aug 00 - 01:13 PM "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'round the Old Oak Tree" |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Steve Latimer Date: 23 Aug 00 - 01:13 PM After the Loving. Shannon (about that dog who drifted out ot sea) There's Got To Be A Morning After. Guns And Roses cover of Knockin' on Heavens Door. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST, Banjo Johnny Date: 23 Aug 00 - 12:59 PM Let's add "Afternoon Delight" == Johnny in OKC |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 23 Aug 00 - 12:52 PM Aww...c'mon...I like "Horse With No Name." Silly lyrics, yeah, but it's still cool. I only discovered America (the band) less than a year ago. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Pseudolus Date: 23 Aug 00 - 12:50 PM I hate to admit it, but I like American Pie....there, I said it!! And if I did it as a Guest, I would call myself Gutless with occasional bad taste. There ya go....at least I'm not gutless.... Also, as a confirmed Parrothead, I can put up with Margaritaville sung by the right singer.....sheesh, kinda like "True Confessions" isn't it!!! And when I was four....oh nevermind....enough for now! Frank |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Rana who SHOULD be working Date: 23 Aug 00 - 12:24 PM LtS, I stand corrected - the combine harvester came out in 1976, 2 years after Adge's untimely death - so pedant away. Rana |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Shanti Date: 23 Aug 00 - 11:55 AM Agree wholeheartedly with Havin' My Baby and Feelings. And I'd like to add Sh-Boom (from the 50s) by, I think it was the Crewcuts, Stand By Your Man, and that awful song by, I don't even remember who, about loving two men at the same time. What WAS the name of that thing?! That's how awful I thought it was, can't even remember who sang it or the title. Feelings must rank up there with the most OVERDONE song in the world too. Oh, and here's another one...Strangers in the Night (doo-bee-doo-bee-doo). Heard a DJ after playing that song say, "Even Sinatra can't get away with doo-bee-doo-bee-doo!" |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Aug 00 - 11:39 AM Knowing our luck it would be a best seller and we'd never be rid of the bloody tunes!! LTS |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Aug 00 - 11:37 AM Maybe we should approach Ktel and see if we can get them to release a boxed set including all of the above tunes. Walmart could sell it. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Aug 00 - 11:31 AM And I don't CARE how long you've been living next door to f**king Alice..... LTS |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Aug 00 - 11:28 AM Pedant here - Adge was late and lamented when the Wurzels recorded the Combine Harvester. All Adge's work was original or traditional - Combine Harvester was a parody. How about some of the Goodies "hits" - 'the Inbetweenies', was one (yes, OK I have it somewhere....) but 'Father Christmas do not touch me' should have been buried at a crossroads with a stake through it..... LTS |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: LR Mole Date: 23 Aug 00 - 11:17 AM Neurons that fired instead of something I could have used up there :D.O.A was, appropriately enough, done by Bloodrock."No Milk Today" was from the fade of Herman's Hermits, and equated milk delivery with continued fidelity, I think, unless I'm missing something. "Dawn of Correction" was done by The Spokesmen, presumably to chastise all us malcontents. But my personal nomination goes to Nervous Norvous for "Transfusion": "Transfusion, transfusion, just gonna make a new resolution: never never never gonna speed again; pump the blood in me, bud." (Later: "Shoot the juice to me, Bruce.") Take that, Mr. Bogle. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: P05139 Date: 23 Aug 00 - 08:12 AM GUEST, emily b, "Mickey" was covered by Lolly last year and it got to Number 4 in the UK charts. Mind you, if you want rubbish pop songs, what about Vanilla's "No Way, No Way". The chorus went somethinglike this: "No way, no way/ mnuh mnah/ Not today/ Don't get fresh with me!" They are now looking for another record deal! No surprise there! Daphne and Celeste songs are rubbish too. I mean "Ooh stick you/ Your mamma too/ And your daddy!" Or " U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi/ You ugly/ Hey hey you ugly!" PLEASE send them down the dumper and bring back brilliant bands like North And South! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Bat Goddess Date: 23 Aug 00 - 07:54 AM Oh, "American Pie," "Horse With No Name" (aaaaaaahhhhhhh!), "MacArthur Park," and "Ballad of the Green Berets." And add to it "Eve of Destruction" which was closely followed by an "answer" song, "Dawn of Correction," also hideous. Guess you can tell when my pre-listening mostly to trad days were. Bat Goddess |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 23 Aug 00 - 07:25 AM aga bloody doo the birdie song and oops up side yur head and so on (any songs that require drunk people to do actions to) arghhhh twitch twitch Worst folk song... Whisky in the jar - our band are sick SICK SICK I SAY of being asked to sing it. oh okay, the really worst song is I'll neer marry (or something like that - the old maid song) or and are you going to Scarborough fair... noooooooooooo! Ella Don't mind me I am having a bad week at work twitch twitch
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Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock Date: 23 Aug 00 - 07:18 AM Anything by the godawful Beautiful South. And Cherry Pie by Warrant (also contender for the so-cheesey-it's-stilton) video awards. Oh, and that song that goes "No milk today, my love has gone away". Terrible. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST,Airto Date: 23 Aug 00 - 06:57 AM Lonesome EJ, I was going to say exactly the same thing as you about My Ding A Ling. I can't stand it, especially coming as it does from one of the greats. Gilbert O'Sullivan has a lot to answer for as well. Of his many contenders I would nominate Claire. But for sheer sliminess I think the Julio Iglesias nomination above (For All the Girls I've Loved Before) gets my vote. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: The Lighthouse Date: 23 Aug 00 - 12:24 AM Russian Submarine parody???? Not funny at all!!!!! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 22 Aug 00 - 11:48 PM I like "My Way"... |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: sheba Date: 22 Aug 00 - 11:44 PM "My Way", yuck!...isn't there a line, "I chewed it up and spit it out." (Somehow there is a tie in to Timothy here). How could Frank Sinatra sing that line? Another one: a song from a 45 that my pubescent neighbor used to play,"D.O.A" ("Dead On Arrival," I was told). Sound of an ambulance,a lethargic male voice, and dread, is all I remember. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Jeri Date: 22 Aug 00 - 11:37 PM Pseudolus, thanks. Thanks a lot. I really mean it. (I still think there would be bones or eyeballs or something left over, and if Tim were an average sized human, they would have had to each eat about 90 pounds. A mule would be even more.) |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST, Banjo Johnny Date: 22 Aug 00 - 11:34 PM Let me be the first to second Sinsull's nomination of "Feelings" as the all-time number one puke-a-thon, and I would like to add "I Did it My Way" as a contender. Give me a good old cannibal song any day. Is it too late to add a sub-catagory for WORST BEATLES SONG ? My pick would be Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. (Totally off topic -- new Beatles parody: We All Died in a Russian Submarine, a Russian submarine ... ) WORST ELVIS SONG, a toss-up between Return to Sender, and Viva Las Vegas. === Johnny in Oklahoma City
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Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: The Lighthouse Date: 22 Aug 00 - 11:28 PM "96 Tears", "Wham Bam Shang A Lang", anything by the Bay City Rollers, "Chain Gang", "Eve of Destruction", "Under My Thumb" and that stupid "Bird is the Word"!!!!! This could go on FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 22 Aug 00 - 11:14 PM I love Tie Me Kangaroo Down! Tan me hide when I've died, Clyde... |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: rabbitrunning Date: 22 Aug 00 - 11:00 PM Yup, Mbo, it was C. W. McCall, but my brain wasn't in gear. (since I was at work.) How about "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" for pop songs that really should have never managed to get air time. If memory serves me, the music included someone bending back and forth a piece of tile to get the woop woop noises. |
Subject: Lyr Add: TIMOTHY From: Pseudolus Date: 22 Aug 00 - 10:34 PM Jeri, Here's Timothy. You know what? It definitely belongs on this list!
Trapped in a mine that had caved in
When they broke through to pull us free
CHORUS 1: Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go?
Hungry as hell no food to eat
CHORUS 2: Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you
I must have blacked out just around then
CHORUS 1: Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go? |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Lucius Date: 22 Aug 00 - 10:32 PM Put silver wings on my son's chest. Sgt. Barry Saddler's Battle Hymn of the Green Beret is worse than Dominique by the Singing Nun, and both are worse than Honey (did someone already enter Little Green Apples?) Lucius |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 22 Aug 00 - 10:03 PM My Dingaling by Chuck Berry was one of the worst songs ever written AND his biggest hit! Consider....Maybelline,Johnny B Goode,Hail Rock n Roll,Oh Carol,none of these even approached the success of My Dingaling. What does this say about public taste? |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: hesperis Date: 22 Aug 00 - 09:30 PM "He's so fine" is a really horrible song that I used to love. Then I discovered the lyrics. Ugh! The rhymes are amateurish, and the third verse really hasn't a clue. I still like singing the "do-lang do-lang-do-lang" part though. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Jeri Date: 22 Aug 00 - 08:38 PM Thread creep. Oh well, Little Hawk (I thought you were in Canada) Now you can use "Alplaus" - means "eel place." Kurt Vonnegut Jr (who?) used to live on my street, but moved shortly after I was born. Hope it wasn't me... |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Aug 00 - 08:30 PM Actually, I'm not IN Schenectady...I just like using the name sometimes cos it's so weird. I'm in Orillia, Ontario. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Jeri Date: 22 Aug 00 - 08:30 PM Yes Jon - Wurzels.
Let me also take the time to mention Neil Diamond. Let me offer "I Am I Said," which has got some ridiculous lyrics and also manages to "squirrel." (And Alplaus doesn't have an "e.") |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Rana Date: 22 Aug 00 - 08:28 PM T'was Adge Cutler and the Wurzels, that did the Combine Harvester Song, Jon. Rana |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Jon Freeman Date: 22 Aug 00 - 08:05 PM To me, the worst form of song (whatever genre) is something I loath that still manages to get lodged in my brain and rattle round there to torment me. Telephone Man is one such song and it managed to do it on more than one occasion, the last time being as a result of someone in uk.music.folk asking who sung it (I provided the answer but it has gone). He ended up with the same problem as me (hating it and stuck in his head). Take care KimC incase the same fate awaits you ;-) As for Brand New Pair Of RollerSkates - Who did the Brand New Combine Harvester - The Wurzels? Jon |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Jeri Date: 22 Aug 00 - 08:04 PM Little Hawk - you're in Schenectady! I grew up in Alplause! BTW, I used to LOVE "Little Red Riding Hood!!!" (Sam the Sham and the Pharoes, eh? |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 22 Aug 00 - 07:55 PM Rabbit, C.W. McCall sang "Convoy" as well as some other classics. I think I know them all by heart. I liked "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" by Poison. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Aug 00 - 07:52 PM God, I love it! The cringeworthiness just goes on and on. How about "Hey, Little Red Riding Hood". Lepus, I have GOT to hear some of that Poison stuff now. I will try to find some at the Salvation Army store or something. Fear and loathing in Schenectady.... |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: rabbitrunning Date: 22 Aug 00 - 07:47 PM *thread creep warning*
Remember "Convoy"? Well the guy who did it also did a great song about Alferd Packer (and yes, I spelled it right) the only man ever convicted of cannibalism in Colorado. The chorus went something like: |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Lepus Rex Date: 22 Aug 00 - 07:34 PM Any of Poison's hits from the late 80s-early 90s. I Want Action, Talk Dirty To Me, etc. Pure crap. ---Lepus Rex |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: RWilhelm Date: 22 Aug 00 - 07:34 PM God forgive me, I looked. It made me think of another category: songs that sound ok until you hear them about a thousand times like "Margaritaville" or "Bye bye Miss American Pie" |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Jim Dixon Date: 22 Aug 00 - 06:35 PM Abraham, Martin and John, by Dion. PLEASE look at this web site. And if it doesn't make you puke, try this one or this one. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 22 Aug 00 - 06:27 PM Blackhawk did a peppy version with a banjo, just 2 years ago. And yes, it was the same song! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: RWilhelm Date: 22 Aug 00 - 06:23 PM Mbo, Unless you're just pulling my chain it cant be the same song. The one I'm thinking of is whiney and self-pitying and always on my car radio in the 70's. |
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