12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 Dec 99 - 01:07 AM

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve Ricks a-picking
Eleven Banjers jangling
Ten Neils a-tripping
Nine Dougs massaging
Eight Fair Ones Teasing
Seven Seeds a-singing
Six Micks a-cooking
FIVE FROZEN SKARPIS
Four Titty Babies
Three Clay Possums
Two Babbling Berts
and a tiple once owned by Art Thieme

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Dec 99 - 11:20 PM

I think I suggested it myself. Its why I hate to do those damn things. And Mick me lad...the Five Spud Filled Thongs should ring a bell, but perhaps Bert's appearance here has given you a bad case of CRS. C'mon though folks...this one is easy and we do have a lot of people. Let's hear a few!!!!

And BERT--78 degrees have always been fine for me....My own little slice of heaven.

Spaw

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Vixen
Date: 08 Dec 99 - 02:14 PM

Mick, I propose "toast" to go with that "wine"--

To the "gross" (that's 12 twelves) of Mudcats who can't be crammed into a 12 verse song.

I don't mean to spoil the fun: the attempts are amusing, but lots more phoaks will get left out than be included!

My $0.02 fwiw. I *am* LMAO...but we may need, as someone suggested, couple dozen versions!

V

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Big Mick
Date: 08 Dec 99 - 01:59 PM

Boy, a fella gets busy at work, and right away he gets forgotten in the song.......

BigMickwhininglikealittletittiebaby

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From:
Date: 08 Dec 99 - 10:21 AM

Hi Kat,

I've had a stinking rotten cold and took a few days off work. Getting over it now though, just a few sniffles left.

Spaw "Pfthhrt" to you. BTW, you live in a very small world if it's only 78 degrees round. Our world is 360 degrees.

Bert.

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: InOBU
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 07:33 PM

On the first day of Christmas, my sweetie gave to me
a squeeky old hurdy gur dee...
On the second day of Christmas my seweetie gave to me
the charred remains of the same...

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 07:27 PM

He can't remember.

Spaw

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 07:16 PM

BERT! Where've ya been, man?!! Nice ta see ya!

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Bert
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 04:42 PM

and a Susan of the DT.

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 04:25 PM

Nine Kat's laughing!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From:
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 12:17 PM

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 08:20 AM

Seven (el) Swannos spoofing

Eight Leej's leaping

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Mbo
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 08:02 AM

Six Cleighs a'tooting

--Mbo

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Skarpi Iceland
Date: 06 Dec 99 - 07:51 AM

Lonesome EJ, " five frosen Skarpis " hmmmmmmm. It may be cold up here In Iceland, I know It was a good one you made me hahahahahaha.it is great In the darkness of the days. all the best skarpi Iceland.

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 08:39 PM

Could THIS be it????

Spaw

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 08:17 PM

Embo, that's "nine bonGos bonging"

(or maybe "nine bimbos bonking"?)

--seedwhostillwantstoknowthelinktothepageafterpageofthesethingspostedlastyear

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Áine
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 08:16 PM

Three Spaws a sp(r)outing

-- Áine

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 08:02 PM

Two Field(ings) growing

Spaw

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 06:52 PM

Let's do another!

One Seed a'planting

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Mbo
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 05:52 PM

"Ten hairy charangos strumming"

"Nine bombos bonging"

--Mbo

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Ánon
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 12:05 PM

What was Dick Greenhaus saying about songs into jokes?

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 01:34 AM

Didn't someone post a link to a bunch of hilarious Twelve Day parodies last Christmas?

Great idea, Leej; great followup everyone else, and Spaw: what can I say? Ya did good, boy.

--seed

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 01:30 AM

Yes, dear Spaw, DO keep it UP!**BG**

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 01:15 AM

Love the last one Paw, you're on a roll!!!

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 12:43 AM

Okay Kat...............

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Ricks a picking,
Eleven Dons a tipling,
Ten Kats a laughing
Nine La Swannas Hammering
Eight Banjs joking
Seven Jeris fiddlin'
Six Seeds a frailing
FIVE BERTS WHO FORGET
Four Blind Waxin' Maxes
Three Margo Shanteys
Two Patons in duet,
And all the Catters singing harmony

Spaw

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 12:20 AM

BRAVO!!! ENCORE, ENCORE!

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Dec 99 - 12:08 AM

Okay, one long turn.........

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love said to me,
"Get off that damn computer,"
Eleven Garden Faeries,
Ten Dragonflied Hooters,
Nine Mudcat Condoms,
Eight Squeaky Chest Hairs,
Seven Blake Madison Novels,
Six Imploding 12-Strings,
FIVE SPUD FILLED THONGS.
Four Fart Assisted High Dives,
Three Waylon Herons,
Two Really Awful Puns,
And Little Cleigh's Ass Whistling Merrily.

Spaw

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 10:10 PM

On the twelfth day of Christmas we all did receive...Peter T.'s "Thought For The Day". Sorry.....just a suggestion.....already had my turn!!!!!!

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 07:31 PM

Pickin' what??? No, I don't want to know....

Eleven lonesome EJ's....

LTS

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 07:25 PM

Rick's ten fingers pickin'

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 07:05 PM

Nine naughty night owls....

LTS

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 06:53 PM

Pardon me but (that was a pre-apology)

"Eight Assholes Gargoyling"

sorry

Spaw

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 06:35 PM

Seven Squeaks a squeaking......

LTS

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 06:29 PM

I don't know, Nightowl, but "6 Berts a-babbling" has a ring to it.

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 06:26 PM

Let's see...FIVE TIPLE PICKS! or FIVE BALDING SEEDS! how about FIVE AWESOME POSSUMS! maybe FIVE FROZEN SKARPIS!or we could do FIVE YAPPING SPAWS!

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 06:22 PM

Reserved .....meaning ABOUT Mudcats/Max et al....not written by.......

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 05:34 PM

Can it be reserved for Max et al?????

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 05:29 PM

Alright! Big One coming up....all caps...FIVE BLAH BLAH BLAHS!!!! Who's it gonna be?

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 05:20 PM

On the fourth.....Musicman gave to me.....four songs for giggling...

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: lloyd61
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 05:11 PM

On the third Gargoyle, gave me three headaches.

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Dear Hubby
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 05:11 PM

On the third day of Christmas Áine gave to me ... Three Whiney Titty Babies

(Eat your heart out all you WTB wannabes, I'm married to her.)

dinopop

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Áine
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 05:06 PM

On the second day of Christmas Ole Catspaw gave to me A clay armadillo that says 'Wheeeeeee'

-- Áine

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: skarpi
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 04:50 PM

Hmmmmmmmm, I ......no It wont work, I´ll be back. skarpi Iceland.

Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 04:33 PM

Oh I can see this one getting way out!!!! We may need several sets of 12!!!!!

Spaw

Subject: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 04:25 PM

Alright, gang, let's get that Christmas spirit rollin'. One verse to a customer please! Use a different Mudcatter for each verse with an appropriate gift..

12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Katlaughing gave to me
A Sacred Stone from the Wyoming Prairie...