Curious Expressions Three

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Greyeyes
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 02:00 PM

Both my parents use the expression "seeing a man about a dog" When asked where they have been. It effectively means "it's none of your business", anyone else use it, or know the origin?

Also when a lady's petticoat is showing below the hem of her dress I have heard people say "it's snowing in Paris" as a polite way of allerting her to the faux pas.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: paddymac
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 01:39 PM

My compliments to Medico on his elegant discourse on the rubber assholes question - truly the epitome of techno-delicacy.

A question for 'catters on the morning-side of the pond. Does "gone missing" mean simply that a thing can't be found, for what-ever reason, or does it also imply something a bit more furtive or nefarious?

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Micca
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 01:34 PM

Somewhere ,I have a newspaper report of a court case in which the defendant was being "done" for receiving and trading in stolen property, the defendant failed to appear and his very embarrassed lawyer had to tell the court he had had an accident and was in hospital , and therefore could not attend, when asked by the judge to explain further, the lawyer, told the court" He fell off the back of a lorry" the court erupted in laughter, including the judge

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 01:12 PM

"Fell off the back of a lorry" is how we'd put it - and it doesn't necessarily mean stolen, it means, don't ask where it came from... "Ask no questions and you'll hear no lies."

"It's gone walkabout" is now pretty current in England as a variant on "it's gone walkies", "it's grown legs" for something that went missing. (Possibly it fell of the back of a lorry.) That is thanks probably to Neigbours and Paul Hiogan and Rolf Harris and so forth.

Have we had "whatever you say, say nothing" - that's Northern Irish, but it's caught on over in England.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Ringer
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 12:58 PM

Sorry, please ignore "In di"

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Ringer
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 12:56 PM

From an old Nottinghamshire farm-hand (male). In di "You're like the man I'm aunt to." and conversely "You'll make a man before your mother."

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Mbo
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 12:52 PM

"People are STUPID." --my personal motto

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: mousethief
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 12:51 PM

"gash" is orc for "fire."

Alex
O..O
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Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Naemanson
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 12:50 PM

How about "Make sure to write your name and weight on the wall so we'll know how much to dip out if you fall in!"

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 09:44 AM

"It fell off a truck" - stolen.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: kendall
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 09:21 AM

how about "What the hell are you trying to do? Hatch it?

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 09:08 AM

What in the ever-loving blue-eyed world is... was something my Dad used to ask. I've never figured that one out either.

Also, Petomane is closer to Fart Freak than Farter - the -mane ending is cognate to Maniac in English.

At work I hear that things have "grown legs and walked away" when something goes missing.

Also, from my X2B's side of the family: when someone is taking too long in the bathroom, the person waiting outside will eventually holler Don't forget to write your weight on the wall! I finally asked what that's about. I'll let you guys guess.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Naemanson
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 08:52 AM

It occurs to me that the information about Le Petomane given above should be pasted into that thread where the guy was looking for a way to make money! *BG*

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Bugsy
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 05:10 AM

In Aussie, if something goes missing it's "Gone Walkabout". In the mob in UK, when something was of no use it was said to be "Gash". Any suggestions?

Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 03:40 AM

"Walkies" is taking the dog for a walk. My grandmother used to say "it must have growed legs and walked" when she couldn't find anything. She also used to say "yo'm a pie-can" (i.e. a silly person), which I've never heard anywhere else, and I've no idea where she got it form.

Steve

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: GUEST,Robina
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 03:04 AM

When something diappears with the supposition that it was taken it's "grown legs."

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 01:04 AM

That's funny, walkies at my house means a rush of cats to get to the door, so that they can go out the catflap to their enclosure. It is really fun when I call out, "Walkeeeez" and they all come running.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Barbara
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 12:40 AM

On this side of the pond, we say "it went for a walk" or "walked off", and sometimes the implication is, it had help.
Blessings,
Barbara

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Wavestar
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 08:19 PM

I've recently been amusing myself with the frequency that the British use the phrase "gone walkies" to describe something that's not where it ought to be. Not very unusual or inexlicable, it just makes me giggle. Simple things for simple minds, I suppose.

-J

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 07:57 PM

Geeziz....What would a paper asshole be like? would you make kazoo noises when you sent up an air biscuit?

Spaw

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: kendall
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 07:54 PM

I've heard ..man with a PAPER asshole.. The old timers back home used to say..That's a hell of a note..no, I dont know what it means. I know what Whale oil beef hooked, means though.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 07:29 PM

Sorry, here it is = me blue clicky thing went for a Burton.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 07:26 PM

I don't believe in the command performance for Queen Victoria, though I'd not be at all surprised if her son King Edward VII had one - here'a a page about the gentleman with the unusual musical instrument

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 07:24 PM

Well there's two anyway..........And I know well the "work" of LePetomaine....a true artiste. Or something............I always had this vision of Dan bouncing around uncontrollably from one thing to the next on his ass....I guess that might be a "Flubber Asshole" though.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 07:04 PM

There was a vaudeville player who had the unique ability to inhale through his anus and expel through a rubber hose into various instruments. He performed "God Save the Queen" for Victoria at a Command Performance. Women were said to faint in shock. His stage name was Le Petomane (The Farter) hence the name of the mayor in "Blazing Saddles". Would this constitute a rubber anus, Spaw? If not, please don't ask Cletus. We all saw what happened with the boots and he is expected at Mbo's concert tonight.
Geez Louise! That's all we need. Cletus on a donut.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: GUEST,Medico Cosmico
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 07:00 PM

Spaw:

A rubber one lacks tensional dynamics and stretches under any amount of egress pressure from within. Therefore it lets any product out regardless of external circumstances. Possibly the term includes ingress of external entities in unusual dimensions, as well, indicating a willingness to accomodate unusual practices without discrimination.

Regards,

Medico

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 06:36 PM

Okay.......I asked about this one before to no avail, so let's try again.

We had a young guy working for us at the station who didn't drive. He still lived at home so his Dad would often bring him to work. Since his Dad liked cars too, he would hang out a bit and after awhile we got used to him ragging some on his son for various "screw-ups" (in his eyes). One time Dan (the son) was doing something or another that his Dad didn't agree with and Dad turned to him and said,

"Jesus Dan. You act like a man with a rubber asshole."

Anybody ever heard that before? Exactly how does a man with a rubber asshole act?

Spaw

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Bert
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 05:06 PM

That must be the 'polite' version Greyeyes.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Greyeyes
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 04:23 PM

I thought it was "bugger my old boots," not that it's important.

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: Bert
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 04:21 PM

On the expresssions or the boots?

Subject: RE: Curious Expressions Three
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 04:18 PM

Thank you, no Bert. I'll pass.

Subject: Curious Expressions Three
From: Bert
Date: 05 Oct 00 - 04:17 PM

Well 'F**k my old boots' we need a new thread.
here's the old one