Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Steve Latimer Date: 28 Aug 00 - 04:51 PM Now now fellas. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 28 Aug 00 - 04:27 PM Naw neither ELO or Oasis use HDs. Now The Who, on the other hand... |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Aug 00 - 04:23 PM PRobably an ELO tune isn't it? Or maybe Oasis? I've smashed several Hammered Dulcimers and its pretty raucous sounding so that'd fit. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 28 Aug 00 - 04:12 PM Did you know the tune of "Bonnie Blue Flag" is actually from an Irish song called "The Irish Jaunting Car"? Never heard that one, Spaw, but I have a kickass one with hammered dulcimers being smashed with sledge hammers. Music to my ears! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Aug 00 - 04:07 PM Here's the thing Meebo..........If its something you DON'T LIKE, speak right up, but otherwise we all assume that to you everything ROCKS. I'm sure if they ever release that copy of a frog farting into a euphonium in an atonal rendition of "Bonnie Blue Flag" you would be completely enamored of it too. FROG FARTS RULE!!! Spaw |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 28 Aug 00 - 03:50 PM Hey, the extended solo is the best part! I put it on the stereo and just jam along with the guys! And Moody Blues ROCK! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Steve Latimer Date: 28 Aug 00 - 03:38 PM What about Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Not horrible until the three guitar dueling stuff that seems to go on for hours. Talk about excessive. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Shadowfax Date: 28 Aug 00 - 03:31 PM Yes Paper Woses a real puker |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: M.Ted Date: 28 Aug 00 - 03:31 PM I want to hear "Ashby de la Zouche, Castle Abbey. that's the only place that I'd like to be"--it sounds like an amazing song!! I feel compelled to add a couple bad ones--"Dicky Lee(mentioned above in connection with "Patches" also gave us the "Laurie(Strange Things Happen) which tells a creepy teenage version of the vanishing hitchhiker story, and the insidious "(9.999.999 Tears). and who can forget Little Jimmy Dickens' "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"- It seems like they don't write bad songs like they used to--so much of the music that you hear on the radio today is just boring--you forget it the minute after it ends-- |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Aug 00 - 03:22 PM He's an ass-blown possum and a Mudcat Icon Hawkster. He has been a fixture of Mudcat Iconology for a year and a half or so.....along with the Tiple, the Jello Wrestling pit, the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed, condoms, potato stuffed thongs, and Art Thieme's bad puns. Cleigh has a sister Dido and Cleigh's picture may be found right there in the Mudcat Resources section.....ON HIS OWN PAGE no less, but also appearing on mine and Rick Fielding's. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: RWilhelm Date: 28 Aug 00 - 03:21 PM "Dust in the wind" is one of those pseudo-smart adolescent epiphany songs (like the whole Moody Blues catalog.) Either take the honorable way out like Kurt Corbain or just get over it. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: hesperis Date: 28 Aug 00 - 03:10 PM LH - I've forgiven Lepus. As for YOU... Watch your feathers, Little Hawk! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 00 - 02:51 PM Spaw - Who the hell is Cleigh O'Possum? I have a right to ask this, since Frank Sinatra is rumoured to once have asked the question "Who the hell is George Coventry?" (I am George Coventry.) Lepus - You were at an Iron Maiden concert last night...and you're STILL LUCID???? I'm impressed. I didn't think rabbits had that kind of nerve. Whenever I fly over a stadium where Iron Maiden is playing I try to drop one right in the lead singer's eye...or his mouth...it's big enough! :-) BTW, I am still walking around downtown, bursting into fits of giggles that puzzle passersby, as the phrase "mullet-headed greaseball" pops into my mind. Bwa-ha-ha-ha! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Bert Date: 28 Aug 00 - 02:47 PM Not exactly a song but how about that awful music to 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'? |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Aug 00 - 02:32 PM Zager and Evans share a rare distinction in pop music as one of only 4 artists/groups whose first release went to number 1 and then NEVER had another in the top 100. And Swanno, I think the dust in the wind was kicked up by the disintegration of Major Tom's spacecraft........."Ground Control to Major Tom...You really are fucked up......" .....Even Cleigh O'Possum's asshole tightens up at the prospect of hearing that piece of crap........gimmee peace......."Space Oddity" huh?...Now ain't that the freakin' truth...........geeziz..................Cleigh gives it a large toot and a "Tails Down." Spaw
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Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Lepus Rex Date: 28 Aug 00 - 02:11 PM Aw, hesperis, I said that only 97% percent of Metallica's fans were mullet-headed greaseballs, assuming that you were in the mullet-free, un-greasy 3% ;) And no, LH, haven't been around a billy goat. But I was guessing they were pretty vile when I stated that Metallica blows them. And Mbo, Metallica has ruined Russian folk music now, too? Bastards! Heh-heh. Oh, BTW, I was at an Iron Maiden concert last night, and Queensryche ( don't care enough to dig out the umlaut) opened. I realised that my new least-favourite pop (it was sort of popular when it came out , ages ago) song is 'Revolution Calling.' Gave me an instant headache, and reminded me that what I had remembered as an irrational hatred of Queensryche was actually totally justified. What's left for me to hate? >:) ---Lepus Rex |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 00 - 12:14 PM God, yes! I'd forgotten that one. Way to go, guinnesschik! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: guinnesschik Date: 28 Aug 00 - 08:15 AM E-hem, I can't believe nobody's mentioned Zager (Sp?) and Evans' "In The Year 2525!" Awful, awful. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST Date: 28 Aug 00 - 06:39 AM hello I happen to love american pie. but I can see why alot of people are tired of it.But my vote for whats its worth, is Henry the 8th by Herman and Hermits.(shudder.) another would be a certain song song having to do with a polkadot bikini.(and people complain about stupids lyrics in todays music!!) LOL |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: robroy Date: 28 Aug 00 - 05:07 AM I think the 1940's produced some of the worst crap I've ever heard How about: Ashby de la Zouche, Castle Abbey. that's the only place that I'd like to be. Where the girls all love the boys and the boys love all the girls in Ashby de la Zouche, by the sea (which it isn't) followed closely by "Hang on the bell Nelly, Hang on the Bell, Your poor father's locked in a (something) prison cell. It's redeeming feature apparently is that it's a true story. Robroy |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: sledge Date: 28 Aug 00 - 04:14 AM For a flash back stinker, how about paper roses by the Osmond clan |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Ananda Date: 28 Aug 00 - 01:49 AM I saw Puppy Love mentioned, but what about Muskrat Love? hehe |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 00 - 01:01 AM I thought it was about Lenny, who got kicked in the groin while trying to win a free membership in Mudcat Cafe, so he could spare the money to buy his girfriend's hamster a new cage...no wait...that was another one. Oh, well...the idiot apparently didn't know that membership in Mudcat ALREADY IS FREE! Man, y' gotta wonder... How about "Physical" by Olivia Newton-Joke? |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Troll Date: 28 Aug 00 - 12:45 AM Beanster: I think you have mistaken "Laura" with "Teen Angel". "Laura " tells the story of Tommy who gets killed on the racetrack trying to win enough money to buy Laura a ring. Tell Laura I love her Tell Laura I need her Tell Laura I might be late I've something to do that just can't wait. Or something like that. troll |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: The Beanster Date: 28 Aug 00 - 12:02 AM "Tell Laura I Love Her" was I think, Ray Peterson. (wretch) Laura got flattened like an Aunt Jemina pancake on that railroad track! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 27 Aug 00 - 11:51 PM Hey guess what? I actually found one I don't like! It was "Sex & Candy" by Marcy Playground. That thing was #1 on the rock charts for weeks and weeks upon end, and I don't know why! It was so deadpan and dragging...I still can't figure out what people say in it, and why they let it stay number one while other better songs got pushed aside, like the awesome "What's This Life For?" by Creed (who I also really dig.) Sigh...glad it was a one hit wonder and hopefully no one will remember it ever existed. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: hesperis Date: 27 Aug 00 - 11:38 PM When I was in high school, Elaine Smitham sang "Dust in the Wind" for a school talent show. It was beautiful! She has a beautiful voice, and her interpretation of the song was really good. (I've lost touch with Elaine since then, but last I heard she was in University studying Vocal Music.) I love that song! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Bill D Date: 27 Aug 00 - 10:46 PM Ragg Mopp...(one of the songs which drove me AWAY from pop music many years ago... along with "White Sport Coat and a Pink Carnation") I don't even recognize 2/3 of the song names in this thread...so, I'll go away now...(but I DID agree with all the ones I do recognize..*grin*) |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Dave Swan Date: 27 Aug 00 - 10:34 PM Unfortunately "Nothing lasts forever but the Earth & Sky" is followed by "and all your money won't another minute buy". Weak. Like arbitrarily tacking "now" on the end of a phrase in order to get that last syllable which will make the line scan. This is only my opinion. I will staunchly defend your right to your opinion, your right to enjoy this song, and should we ever hear this song together, I'll do my best not to groan or roll my eyes. You will, however, have to buy the next beer. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Aug 00 - 10:24 PM I think "Dust In The Wind" is good musically...but I'm not too crazy about the lyric. It actually has a connection in one place to a Native American phrase "nothing lasts forever but the Earth and Sky". This was said by warriors who went into battle fully prepared to die. They had much the same kind of fighting spirit as the Japanese...and that made them very dangerous opponents. Pretentious?...yeah, maybe. Did anyone contribute Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" or his blatant ripoff "Forever Young" (after Dylan's original "Forever Young" way back in 1974). Or how about "Tonight's The Night"? That one has the hilarious line "let your inhibitions run wild" in it. If that were to happen, of course, Rod would never get ANYWHERE with the sweet virgin girl he is attempting to seduce, now would he? BLEEEEE-AUUUUGHHH! (to quote Bill the Cat) OOOOP!!! AAAAACK!!! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 27 Aug 00 - 10:10 PM Oh no, I love Dust In The Wind! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Dave Swan Date: 27 Aug 00 - 09:54 PM Dust in the Wind. A pretentious piece of feces which can hold its head high in this offal company. E.S. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 27 Aug 00 - 08:18 PM You are right, Rich. That guy is a pig, and what he does is NOT music. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST,Rich(stupidbodhranplayerwhodoesn'tknowbetter Date: 27 Aug 00 - 08:15 PM "Signs" by the 5 man electrical band "Go Tell Laura I Love Her" Sha Na Na? anything by eminem I bet not even Mbo will stick up for eminem! ;) Rich |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Aug 00 - 04:19 PM Har! Har! "mullet-headed greaseball"! Poor hesperis. What a gross libel. What was that about "blowing goats"...yuck! Have you ever been in the near vicinity of a billy goat, Lepus? I have. I used to take care of them at Rolling Thunder's camp. Nanny goats are really quite nice agreeable creatures, but billy goats are filthy, vile, stinking, vicious, over-sexed brutes. They are the most offensive and aggressive creatures I have ever seen in my life. They probably love to listen to Poison albums at top volume. I once had to wrestle one back inside his paddock, following an aborted escape attempt. Quite an adventure. It took days to wash off the smell. Gaaaackkk! Hey, "Space Oddity" is a brilliant song. Just brilliant. I'm getting concerned about you, Spaw. Have you been ingesting powdered banana peels again? I'm your friend...we can talk. *BG* |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: PoohBear Date: 27 Aug 00 - 03:40 PM almost anything by Michael Jackson..... |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: hesperis Date: 27 Aug 00 - 02:49 PM Lepus, you called me a "mullet-headed greaseball!" That was an insult! I think I'm going to have to post my pic now! Just to point out that people with normal hair can be fans of Metallica. (Ok, ok, I was laughing as I wrote that...) Anyway, I like "Enter Sandman" too. It is getting a bit overdone by people who can't play, but the song itself is cool. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Mbo Date: 27 Aug 00 - 02:24 PM Same here, Beanster! Me and my sister love that song. C'mon Lepus, don't be so hard on Metallica! I like "Enter Sandman" but "Unforgiven Too" from Reload was better than "Unforgiven." Actually, it was a really really cool song! I also liked "Fuel" from that album. And I think Bush is pretty cool! I love "Come Down." And DID YOU KNOWthat their song "Glycerine" is based on a 300-year-old Russian folk song? So that makes the song FOLK ROCK. So stick that in yer pipe and smoke it! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: The Beanster Date: 27 Aug 00 - 12:59 PM Hey, catspaw, it's called "Space Oddity" (not "Major Tom")(!) lol One of my all time faves... |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST,Merlin Date: 27 Aug 00 - 11:12 AM Actually, if you play dicso duck at a high speed on a CD player, it sounds really funny. Kind of like a marathon of ducks with speech problems. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST,TLM Date: 27 Aug 00 - 09:39 AM The worst pop song ever is KUNG FOO FIGHTING & Disco Duck Hands down the most stupid songs ever written, Disco duck was recorded in a duck voice, and with an elvis impersonator Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing There were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chong He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on He took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew trip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they did it with expert timing Disco Duck Went to a party the other night All the ladies were treating me right Moving my feet to the disco beat How in the world could I keep my seat All of a sudden I began to change I was on the dance floor acting strange Flapping my arms I began to cluck Look at me..I'm the disco duck [dd] Ah get down mama, I've got to have me a woman, ha ha ha ha ha [bs] Disco, disco duck [dd] Got to have me a woman [bs] Disco, disco duck [dd] Oh get down mama [bs] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco [dd] Disco [bs] Disco [dd] Disco [bs] Disco [dd+bs] Disco [bs] Disco disco duck [dd] All right [bs] Disco disco duck [dd] Ah get down mama, oh mama shake your tail feather, ha ha ha ha ha When the music stopped I returned to my seat But there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat So I got back up to try my luck Why look [dd] Everybody's doin' the [dd+bs] Disco, disco duck [dd+bs] Disco, disco duck [bs] Try your luck [dd] Wave to me [bs] Don't be a cluck [dd] I'm so happy to be here [bs] Disco [ep] Thank you duck [bs] Disco [ep] For gettin' down [bs] Disco disco disco [ep] Thank you so very much [bs] Disco duck [dd] You're welcome [bs] Disco Disco Duck [bs] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco, disco, disco.. [dd=Donald Duck voice] [bs=background singers] [ep=Elvis voice] (borrowed from tpeach@gte.net)
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Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: rabbitrunning Date: 27 Aug 00 - 09:01 AM Hey, I liked "Papa Don't Preach." Of course, I heard it waaaaaaay before I ever heard of Madonna. If we're gonna start including bad pop songs of the thirties and forties, we're gonna overload the server... |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST,shadowfax Date: 27 Aug 00 - 08:38 AM dicka dum-dum makes me cringe. I think it was by Des O'Conner. But its all a matter of personal taste (good or bad) |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Aug 00 - 08:03 AM I think ol Joe was thinkin' he was on this thread instead of the Fahrenheit 451 thread when he posted this song, so I'll add it here in its rightful place........"Major Tom"....... Spaw |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST,alanabit Date: 27 Aug 00 - 07:31 AM Nobody has yet mentioned the Everly Brothers atrocious "Ebony Eyes", which is about a wedding day and a plane crash. It was written by John D.Loudermilk, (of Tobacco Road" fame), who should have known better. The Swedish entry to the Eurovision Song Contest of 1973 contained the line,"Your breasts are like swallows nests", which must make it a heavyweight contender for any bad songwriting award.I wonder if anyone has any further information about this milestone of incompetence. You Americans quite rightly ignore The Eurovision Song Contest, which is one of the qualities which I admire most about your country! |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: SINSULL Date: 27 Aug 00 - 03:53 AM Can't believe we got this far and no one added "Elusive Butterfly". He's running around in the dark with a butterfly net saying "Don't be disturbed, I will not harm you..." Right. |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Lepus Rex Date: 27 Aug 00 - 02:48 AM Hesperis, I wasn't insulting you. I was insulting Metallica. Unless you're IN Metallica, don't take it personally. But DO take it personally you're that dwarfish freak Lars Ulrich... :) Metallica WAS a (lousy, weak) Metal band, before it re-packaged itself as an "alternative" style band. Examples of Metal... In my opinion, S.O.D., Fantomas, Morbid Angel, and (especially pre- or post-90s, when they din suck, heh) Iron Maiden could be considered to play types of Metal, but van Halen, (post-90s)Metallica, Guns N' Roses, and Warrant could not. Like I said, just my opinion:) ---Lepus Rex
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Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: hesperis Date: 27 Aug 00 - 02:04 AM So what do you think defines metal? (Don't insult me without giving me a d*mn good reason...) |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: Lepus Rex Date: 27 Aug 00 - 01:58 AM Oh... Oh, oh... God. Metallica? Define metal? Aaaagh. ;) Metallica isn't what I'd call 'Metal.' Sort of light hard rock. I can't think of a more commercialized, more soul-less, more untalented bunch of eye-liner-wearing Metal has-beens. They were never that great (or heavy) before their 'makeover,' and they truly blow goats now. Plus, 97% of their fans are mullet-headed greaseballs. Hehe. Just to keep this entry KINDA on topic, I'll say that Metallica's worst song is... Either "Unforgiven" or "Enter Sandman." HATE those songs. Don't know the names of their more current "songs", so can't name those. >:) ---Lepus Rex (Bush sux too!) |
Subject: RE: Worst pop song ever! From: GUEST,Steven Sellors Date: 27 Aug 00 - 01:29 AM Okay. I'll throw one on the fire. Can we please rid the world of Eric Clapton's tribute to shallowness: Wonderful Tonight |
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