Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Aug 07 - 05:09 PM Well, at least you're not dead. ;-) Look on the bright side. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 27 Aug 07 - 05:16 PM Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, Keep on the sunny side of life It will help us ev'ry day, It will brighten all the way If we'll keep on the sunny side of life |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 28 Aug 07 - 06:42 AM Oh never trust the sun, it'll always let you down Oh just when you trust the sun, you'll find that it's not around This is the chorus, please feel free to add a few verses. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 28 Aug 07 - 08:48 AM I trust Old Man River. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 28 Aug 07 - 12:50 PM I trust Old Man River, too, but only to do whatever in H*ll he feels like. The rivers around these parts are nearly all out of their banks. The Rock River in Illinois (you're an old Illinois man Rapaire, remember the Rock River?) floods any time a kid spits in it. There was an interview on TV this AM with a guy whose house is on ten foot poles so it can survive the floods. He said he wouldn't even consider living anywhere else because it is so beautiful living on the river. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 28 Aug 07 - 02:05 PM Yeah, I remember the Rock River. The Illinois militia cavalry proceeded up the Rock to attack Blackhawk, leaving the militia Infantry and the Regulars behind at Armstrong's Tavern. The horse soldiers camped at Stillman's Run, and Blackhawk and some of his boys started to walk over to say hello. The cav's pickets saw Indians, fired in to the air, yelled, "Injuns!" and the whole bunch ran hell-for-leather back down Stillman's Run, to quiver behind the Infantry and the Regulars. Blackhawk and his bunch were amused. The Battle of Stillman's Run wasn't the grandest moment in the history of the Illinois Militia. (I hasten to point out that one of those Infantry officers was a Lt. Abraham Lincoln.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 30 Aug 07 - 03:55 PM Dove è cosa cosa cosa? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Aug 07 - 04:13 PM Ninguna. Absolutamente nada. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 30 Aug 07 - 05:03 PM Est ce qui ce qui ce qui Italien ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Aug 07 - 05:08 PM Diga me. Diga me todo. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 30 Aug 07 - 05:13 PM Mantenere dal lato pieno di sole, sempre dal lato pieno di sole, Mantenere dal lato pieno di sole di vita Li aiuterà giorno ev'ry, Illuminerà tutto il senso Se manterremo dal lato pieno di sole di vita |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 30 Aug 07 - 05:27 PM Per me si va ne la città dolente, per me si va ne l'etterno dolore, per me si va tra la perduta gente. Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore; fecemi la divina podestate, la somma sapïenza e 'l primo amore. Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create se non etterne, e io etterno duro. Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate'. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 30 Aug 07 - 05:37 PM Dopo la girata del secolo Nei cieli blu liberi Germania eccessiva È venuto un ruggito e gli uomini di tuono non si erano sentiti mai Come il grido ed il suono di un uccello grande di guerra Nel cielo, un uomo in un aereo Il Baron von Richthofen era il suo nome Ottanta uomini hanno provato ed ottanta uomini sono morto Ora sono sepolti insieme sulla campagna Chorus: Dieci, venti, trenta, quaranta, cinquanta o più Il Baron rosso sanguinante era rollin fuori il segno Ottanta uomini hanno morto il tryin per concludere quello spree Del Baron rosso sanguinante della Germania Nella scalfittura di tempo, un hero ha presentato Un cane divertente-osservante con un naso nero grande Ha volato nel cielo per cercare la vendetta Ma il Baron lo ha sparato giù--"Curses, sventati ancora!„ CHORUS Ora, Snoopy aveva giurato che otterrebbe quell'uomo Così ha chiesto la zucca grande un nuovo programma di battaglia Ha sfidato il tedesco ad un duello reale Mentre il Baron stava ridendo, lo ha ottenuto nella sua vista Quel Baron rosso sanguinante era in una difficoltà Aveva provato tutto, ma funzionerebbe dai trucchi Snoopy ha infornato una volta ed ha infornato due volte E quel Baron rosso sanguinante è andato filare dalla vista CHORUS |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 30 Aug 07 - 06:53 PM Comas deum candidas -- Pro alitibus castella -- Vel facta pennis spelunca -- Credid'esse nubes. Atqui,iam solem occludunt. Et nix et imber haec ferunt. Tam multa res adsequarar; Nimbi obstiterunt. Vidi nimbos utrinque iam, Desuper atque a subter. Attamen van'opinio Tota doctrina nimborum mi. Lumen lunae Iunio -- Optatum verum inventum -- Vertiginosa gaudio, Credid'ess'amorem. Atqui, iam ludus alius, Poste'abis, illi ridunt; Si tua interest, tace! Ne proderes cordem. Vid'amorem utrinque iam, Donante capienteque. Attamen van'opinio Tota doctrina amoris mi. Metus, fletus, risusque -- Elat'amore, gaudere -- Consilia, proposita -- Credid'esse vitam. Atqui, iam cari amici Incipiunt mi dicere Me mutavisse -- vere, sed Cotidie muto. Vidi vitam utrinque iam, Victoris atque cladibus, Attamen van'opinio Tota doctrina vitae mi. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Aug 07 - 09:38 PM Ayy! Wadda you tinka you talkin' about? Ayy! I'm-a talkin' to YOU! I'm-a not talkin' to him, I'm talkin' to YOU! Ayy! Wadda you want-a from me? What's a matta you? Watta happen your face? You wanta me to slap-a some-a sense into you? Ayyy! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 30 Aug 07 - 11:09 PM Wassamatta, you don't know Latin? Waddahell are you, some sorta ignoramus or sumpin'? Didncha study good in school? Is that why yer so iggorant, huh? Betcha KB kin translate it. I'd do it, but I ain't gonna give you the satisfaction. Ask Chongo ta do it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Aug 07 - 11:12 PM Ah, shaddappa you mouth! Yo' mamma! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Aug 07 - 11:18 PM I bet we could get it all straightened out if Sylvester Stallone was here. "I just wanna go the distance." "AYYYYY-DRIENNNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 30 Aug 07 - 11:31 PM You dissin' my momma? You dissin' my momma you dissin' me. Then me an' you gonna take a little ride, only you ain't comin' back. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Aug 07 - 11:42 PM Yeah? Whatta we gotta take a ride for? Huh??? You cock-a-roach! How about-a we settle dis right here and now! Just you and me and my "leetle friend"! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 31 Aug 07 - 12:34 AM Check this out: ??? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 31 Aug 07 - 09:36 AM Hey, doofus. You the kind that brings a knife to a gun fight, huh? (Wait, I don't think that's right....) |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 31 Aug 07 - 09:58 AM "You the kind that brings a knife to a gun fight, huh?" Sounds like the kind of thing the White Comanche would do. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 31 Aug 07 - 12:46 PM The White Comanche always does the unexpected. Except when he doesn't. And then it's unexpected. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 31 Aug 07 - 12:49 PM An unexpected WC, huh? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 31 Aug 07 - 01:45 PM I certainly wasn't expecting this. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 02 Sep 07 - 01:39 PM Just passing - everyone OK? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Sep 07 - 01:44 PM Add a dash of spice, shatnerize for five minutes, and serve. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 03 Sep 07 - 03:32 PM This is a true story, oft told in my local The Bull at Ambridge. A wizened old man was taking his daily walk in the leafy lanes near his home when he hears a small voice calling. He looks around but sees no one and is about to continue when he hears it again and notices that the voice is coming from a small frog by the edge of a lilly pond. He squints and turns his good ear to the frog. "I'm not a frog the frog croaks, but a beautiful princess turned into a frog by a wicked witch. All I need is a kiss and the spell will be broken and I'll turn into my former self. If you kiss me, I promise I'll fulfil all your wildest dreams, wink, wink. The old man smiles thoughtfully and picks up the frog and pops it into his pocket. After a few minutes the frog shouts out "Hey why haven't you kissed me yet?" The old man hobbles on and eventually replies soulfully, "My dear, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog". |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Sep 07 - 03:38 PM LOL! Excellent joke. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 03 Sep 07 - 08:52 PM Heard it. Heard it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Sep 07 - 08:58 PM I think I'd rather have a talking frog too. Less complicated. And one could book the places that pay really well. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 03 Sep 07 - 10:14 PM See, this chicken came into this library every day and checked out a book. Many time the chicken would come in several times, returning the book just borrowed and checking out another one. Well, the Librarian thought this was unusual. I mean, we get lots of strange people into libraries, but they usually keep the book at least overnight. So the Librarian followed the chicken the time. The chicken carried the books ("Crime and Punishment," it was) down the sidewalk and veered off into the woods towards the river. As the chicken approached the river, a big ol' bullfrog jumped ashore. The chicken said, "Book book book!" The bullfrog took one look and said, "Readit, readit." |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Sep 07 - 10:20 PM And then... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8NGYoyRR6U&mode=related&search= |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 04 Sep 07 - 09:18 AM Never have I enjoyed Youtube more! Such a shame "Shane" isn't here to enjoy it as well. The poor guy is so |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 04 Sep 07 - 04:15 PM Aaah, Mitch and Mickey. Now my day is complete, never have I felt so at ease in my own skin. My neighbors skin once, but never mine. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 04 Sep 07 - 09:31 PM Throw your arms around me, honey.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 05 Sep 07 - 12:22 AM There is something out there. I don't think that it's the truth, even if you COULD handle it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Sep 07 - 10:31 AM Is it large or small? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 05 Sep 07 - 01:19 PM Neither. You have 19 questions left. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 05 Sep 07 - 01:22 PM Does this count as one of the questions? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 05 Sep 07 - 02:03 PM Yes. 18. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 05 Sep 07 - 02:40 PM Is it within Earth's atmosphere? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 05 Sep 07 - 03:34 PM Perhaps. 17. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Sep 07 - 06:48 PM Is it material or nonmaterial? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 05 Sep 07 - 07:07 PM Both. 16. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Sep 07 - 10:30 PM Is it eternal? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 05 Sep 07 - 11:17 PM It depends upon your definition of eternal. 15. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Sep 07 - 12:13 PM That's not a fair answer. If you want to know the definition of eternal you should look it up in the dictionary. You owe me a free question. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 06 Sep 07 - 02:38 PM Yes, a free question or it's The Spa for you Rapaire. |