Fame at last Les Barker!

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: GUEST,Cally
Date: 10 Sep 08 - 09:40 AM

In my opinion Volume 3 knocks the spots off Vol 2.
Les has also brought out his 1st poetry book in Welsh - called Dogfen.

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Sep 08 - 06:36 PM

Work is in hand for the 4th volume of this - tiny weensie hint, it's my birthday on Sunday and I'm still missing volumes 2 and 3...

LTS

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Fran
Date: 09 Sep 08 - 04:18 PM

Available on Listen again here

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: cptsnapper
Date: 09 Sep 08 - 03:23 PM

Desmond Carrington played Sarah Kennedy reciting " Brussels Sprouts" on his show this evening.

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 05:50 AM

I got it for xmas...Its wonderful!!

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Nemesis
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 05:32 AM

Just for the AIRPLAY record

SpiritFM (south west Sussex) www.spiritfm.net .. having also been solidly plugging this for months on their brilliant Roots around the World programme on Sundays 7-9pm

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:26 PM

I am disgusted that no-one of my acquaintance bought me this CD for Christmas.... I can only assume that they thought I'd already have it.

Anyone want to be early for my birthday?

LTS

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 03:55 AM

Thanks to understanding relatives who are used to my esoteric tastes my Xmas goodies included CDs of "Guide Cats for the Blind" (must learn some of the monologues), North Mississippi All Stars, Corey Harris, Peter Green and the latest James Lee Burke paperback. Herself got Capital Gold Rock Legends, Jools Holland: Jack o' the Green and Eva Cassidy: American Tune. Our Xmas and New Year car journeys were thus sorted musucally.

Thanks for drawing the Les Barker to my attention, I already had and loved Tubular Dogs.

RtS

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: mouldy
Date: 14 Dec 03 - 02:50 AM

I'm pleased to hear it's doing well. I took pot luck a few weeks ago at HMV in York (they who had initially said they'd get "a few" copies in) and they had plenty. I asked one of the shop assistants for it, and he knew exactly what I was on about. I think they'd filed it in with "humour".

Remember, people...it makes an ideal Christmas present!

Andrea

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: GUEST,Wildrover
Date: 13 Dec 03 - 03:32 PM

Hi all,

just thought I'd post some updates on the Guide Cats CD, as it garners more funds for the BCAB, and hopefully makes a megastar of Mrs Ackroyd's master.

The Gerry Anderson show on BBC Ulster continues to champion Detritus, playing it virtually every second day on his Monday to Friday schedule. You can now visit www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland to check out the playlists. Because of the demand this has generated, some people have complained to the programme that they've contacted RNIB Belfast to find out more, but they hadn't heard of the album. I've corrected this, and if you're in Belfast, you will soon be able to drop in to 40 Linenhall Street and buy the CD direct from there. But as Gerry says: 'The album should be available everywhere, so if your shop says they can't get it, it means they can't be bothered, so keep on at them. The Catalogue number is OSMOCD020/021 on the Osmosys lable." When you buy from RNIB Belfast, £8 will go to the British Computer Association of the Blind, and £2 to RNIB Belfast, so you support two charities in one. You can also drop in to the RNIB's London offices at 105 Judd Street and buy it there. Note that neither of the RNIB branches can currently sell by Mail Order.


B C A B are still working to get online credit card payment facilities, but in the meantime, if you want to pay by Credit Card, you can do so by phoning Techno-vision Systems Ltd during office hours on 01604 792777, or by emailing [e-mail]. Techno-vision systems are one of the country's leading suppliers of computer access hardware and software for blind and partially-sighted people. They don't normally sell records, but they've stepped in to help the Association.   

The CD has now sold well in excess of 1000 copies, raising more that ten thousand pounds to kick start a computer awareness days project to benefit present, and with any luck an increasing number of future blind computer users.

As a postscript, if there are any other visually-impaired Mudcatters out there, you might like to know that as from the Jan/Feb edition, it is expected that Folk Roots will be available from the Talking Newspaper Association of the UK. The latest edition contains a joint review of Guide Cats and the Mrs Ackroyd Band album, Yelp.

Best,
Clive

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 05:49 PM

Hi Clive

Sorry to miss your post. I was at what turned out to be the last Dog and Bunny

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:25 AM

Oh about 10 years ago I went to a folk club to see a band I like way back then only to discover they had cancelled for some reason or other but instead they had at very short notice managed to book this poet guy. We were going to leave but as I still had a full pint and had driven a bit sat and listened. It was Les of course, and I sat where I was. Still think of it as one of the best nights out I ever had. Now iI have lots of his books of verse and have lost count of the times I have seen him and the total is still rising, I cant say that about many other acts on the Folk Circuit.
Keep it up Les.

Subject: Wildrover
From: GUEST,Wildrover
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 12:27 PM

Hi Richard,

through a radio listeners' email group I run, a campaign is rising up as follows:

1. To pledge a donation to Children in Need if Richard Allinson (Radio 2) can play Dave Cash and the Five Guide Cats of Arijaba with Detritus at around 10.37pm this evening.

2. To pledge a donation to Children In Need if Terry Wogan plays 'Sprouts' by Sarah Kennedy' leading into the 8 o'clock pips.

The email addresses are:

[e-mail] and [e-mail] .

That's 10.37 tonight and about 7.55 tomorrow morning GMT, in case you'd be listening on the internet from abroad.

Best,
Clive

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:50 PM

I was very suprized... shocked, in fact... to find out that there is a 'Fiddling Cricket' Club. I'd never heard of it... untill a coupla days ago... Even more stupifying to me, is the sheer coincidence of of my reference to 'Cricket Mansion' and fiddling in the meaningless thread... This was bizzar, unplanned, and totally unintended... I promise and assure you... Good Luck, and Best Wishes... ttr

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Dave Swan
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:42 AM

The Fiddling Cricket is a great place to play (we were there last weekend) and I'm looking forward to seeing Les Barker there this weekend?

Will you be there Laurel?

D

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:05 AM

I got my copy of the CD from Don Thompson at "The Fenn Bell" session the weekend before last - it's great.

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:06 PM

Les is wonderful... I had never seen him untill a coupla weeks ago, and my... he turned my mind over... and over... and over... such a joyous countenance, and the laughter all around him is really kind and good natured... and so much of that laughter, that some of it just won't go away... and who would ever want it to? It's like he jump started my sense of humor... 'cause my battery was dead. ;^)

Thanks Les! ttr

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: open mike
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:47 PM

refreshing this to be on top by concert announcement thread

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: open mike
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 03:46 PM

i see Les Barker is coming to California
so perhaps some of us across the pond
will finally see what this bloke is all
about.
from a radio producer:
>I am a huge fan of Les Barker, for those who have never heard of him
>turn out for this one you will not regret it. I play a great deal of Les
>on the air.
>
>
>
Les Barker is also doing a Fiddling Cricket show in San Jose on Sunday.
Details below.


The Espresso Garden is a very intimate venue, seating about 85 in the
current configuration. Just the perfect size for a spoken word artist
like Les Barker.

AT THE ESPRESSO GARDEN CAFE. Call 408 294 3353 or email
[e-mail] for Fiddling Cricket Concert reservations.


Les Barker
Sunday 23rd November, 4.30pm. $14
British Poet, Parodist, Humorist. Our only non-musical event.


 Maybe the best writer of parody and wordplay the English
speaking folk world has heard.  Dirty Linen


Les Barker writes strange poems and comes from Manchester. He
was an accountant before he became a professional idiot. He has
written 70 slim books, which sell in large numbers at his gigs
because people cant quite believe what they just heard. His
poems have spawned a number of folk heroes: Jason and the
Arguments, Spot of the Antarctic, Cosmo the Fairly Accurate Knife
Thrower He also has several solo albums with titles like Up the
Creek without a Poodle, which contain poems with titles like
Guide Cats for the Blind and Dachshunds with Erections Cant
Climb Stairs. Les has travelled the length, breadth and height of
Britain (as well as Hong Kong, Australia, New Zealand, the US and
Canada) performing (?) at major folk festivals and small clubs.
Audiences inevitably end up in hysterics. Hes very hard to
describe, but here is only one of him, so come hear him. A sample
can be heard (supposedly co-written by Mr Barker and Mr Bush,
An Odd Kind of Ultimatum, at his website, www.mrsackroyd.com)

Snazzy is presenting Les Barker, british comic poet, on the 22nd and
Check www.snazzyamericanamusic.com.

Saturday, November 22nd - Les Barker & Roy Zimmerman @ The Kuumbwa Jazz Center

All Ticket orders must be purchased separately from merchandise orders.

There are no shipping charges on ticket orders (Although they will appear on your order, you will not be billed for shipping on ticket orders). You will pick them up at the concert venue "Will Call".

Tickets are NOT sold online on the day of the show, but may be available at Etc Etc Etc, or over the phone from Patty the ticket master at [phone]!
Tickets bought at the door will be $2.00 more than tickets bought ahead of time.

There is a $1.50 per ticket service charge with a minimum of $3.00 service charge per order
   
Les Barker & Roy Zimmerman @ The Kuumbwa Jazz Center
Saturday, November 22nd - 7:30 PM
$19.00


i found this on the strawberry music festival chat list.

any one know who roy zimmerman is? bob dylan's brother?

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: mouldy
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 02:33 AM

The first one I heard was Sarah Kennedy's "Brussels Sprouts" on her own show. She apologised for playing her own, but she'd left the cd at home and all they could get hold of was a tape of her contribution.

Thank you for the information about the distribution, Clive, hopefully it will be here shortly.

Andrea
(and the cds from Canada DID come!)

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: WildRover
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 06:07 PM

Liz,

well done, but advice I've given is that they're probably not allowed to play their own tracks at the beeb. I can think of one DJ from radio 1 whose career on the station ended abruptly after he revealed that he'd voiced over a then hit record having just played it on his own show. TOg and Tyg are Terry's listeners:
Terry's Old Geezers, Terry's Old Girls, Terry's Young Geezers, Terry's Young Girls.

So now ya know. Actually, I think Custard Creams would sit well in his show.

Best,
Clive

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 01:42 PM

I have as bidden emailed. Just don't tell the man I never listen to his show, and have no idea what this tog and tig business is all about.

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 10:39 AM

Beat you to it - I've requested that the TogMeister play his particular piece but so far, no joy.

LTS

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: WildRover
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 07:43 AM

Andrea,

the distributors, Proper Music, went out of stock a couple of weeks ago, at the worst possible time, i.e. during the UK Postal strike. I was informed yesterday by Richard Ellin, the Osmosys proprietor, that they have now been re-stocked. If you encounter further delays in trying to buy the CD through online shops, here's what to do. Visit the BCAB Website, that's www.bcab.org.uk, click on the 'Learn More about Guide Cats' link, then send an Email. This will bring you back to me and I'll see if I can sort it. You can get them directly from me, but I'd also like to find out about specific instances of customer frustrations, so that I can make sure the record company and the promotor do all they can to keep the retailers on their toes.

More fame: Les received further exposure when Ed Stewart played Charlotte Green's Voicemail on his radio 2 programme last Sunday. Gerry Anderson gave good coverage on BBC Ulster yesterday, and GMR's Alan Beswick has been featuring the CD regularly this week. Now we're going for the big one. Any Togs and Tygs on the list, perhaps you'd put a request for a play on Terry Wogan's breakfast show. Email [e-mail] but do so in isolation from each other, and don't say you've been sent! (smile)

Finally, Richard Bridge, please accept my apologies if I don't reach you in time. You will gather that I've rectified my computer problems. Hope I haven't duplicated the efforts of a busy man.

Best,
Clive
Guide Cats Producer

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: mouldy
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 01:56 AM

No, Micca, I had already thought that, but it did say something about "obtaining" it within one to two weeks.
Ah well, as they say, I'll appreciate it all the more when I get it!

Andrea

It will be interesting to see if the Bowser & Blue CD I've ordered direct from the artists in Canada arrives any quicker. (There's a very, very tenuous link to the Mrs. Ackroyd band here...)

Subject: Hi Andrea,RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: WildRover
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 06:04 PM

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Micca
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 05:34 AM

Andrea, it may be delayed by the POSTAL STRIKE as it probably has to come through London from Amazon!!1

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: mouldy
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 02:31 AM

My CD has STILL not yet arrived...does this mean I had better start reading War & Peace...watch the postman get knocked over as he crosses the road to my house!

I wonder if its arrival in November with Amazon.com has anything to do with why Amazon UK have just told me I have to wait yet another 1-2 weeks for it! (How ironic if it has to be routed back to the UK from the States. It would be nice to think that it was because they had sold out and were awaiting new stock).


Andrea

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: WildRover
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 04:23 PM

Hi all,

I EMailed Les to find out if he'd be selling any Guide Cats CD's on his American tour, and he replied as follows:
"
I've already mailed my CDs ahead - my visa won't arrive for months yet, so
I have to arrive looking like a tourist - and there's no guide cats in it;
purely because most of america won't have heard of any of the people on
the CD; they have heard of me. You can only take so much product on
foreign trips, so I have to be selective.

Les
"
However, the American distributors, City Hall Records, inform me that they would expect it to show up, some time in
November, on Amazon.com, CDNow, Borders.com, Towerrecords.com.
Perhaps if any of you actually find it their, they could report back to me either privately or via this thread.

Best,
Clive

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 03:20 PM

Further news on Guide Cats CDs. I have now contacted Wildrover and he is in contact with Les. He will post result personally

Wyziwyg

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 05:45 AM

Sorry Richard,
Haven't heard from Clive yet. Still recovering from hols, I think. I am sure that Les will take some along, and if he doesn't have enough, he will take orders, as we know that he bought a number to resell. I'll confirm when I've made contact.

Don T.

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 31 Oct 03 - 12:42 PM

Hi Don

Do we yet know whether Les will have Cats with him on his US tour, to sell?

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: GUEST,Wysiwyg (Don Thompson
Date: 28 Oct 03 - 11:53 AM

How about Ian Duncan-Smith as "The man who is everywhere else"
          Ian Paisley "I demand to go on an assertiveness course"
          Tom Jones "Tie a yellow gibbon"
          Joe Stead "There's a hole in my bodhran", oops, sorry, it's
          a banjo.
          Jack Dee "The Marie Depreste"
          Billy Connolly "Belle's bonny bogey"

Watch for vol. 2
Wysiwyg

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Oct 03 - 05:25 PM

And to think, she slept in my husbands' bed.

LTS

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 27 Oct 03 - 11:16 AM

Well - Mrs Ackroyd was a bitch.

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Oct 03 - 11:00 AM

I think you need to paws a little and think of whom you squeak....

LTS

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 27 Oct 03 - 09:25 AM

Were you being bitchy then Liz ?

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Oct 03 - 06:51 PM

I've slept in the same bed as Mrs Ackroyd, although I never met her.

LTS

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 26 Oct 03 - 11:39 AM

I also got a copy in Sidmouth, having enjoyed a lot of Clive's and Don's (and John's and Kitty's) songs. I also saw the man himself in the big marquee, at which people were queing up to get in (one out, one in). I said the CD would keep me going on the long trek back to Edinburgh but was warned not to play it in the car in case of accident (i.e I would be laughing so much that I would no longer be able to control my vehicle!! - true enough!!)

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Skipper Jack
Date: 25 Oct 03 - 02:26 PM

I once had Mrs Ackroyd sitting alongside me in a folk club!!

Les is at the Valley Folk Club, in Pontardawe nr Swansea on the 19th December.

Let waking dogs tell the truth!!

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 25 Oct 03 - 04:17 AM

Will he have Guide Cats? My bet is yes, but I don't know. I'll ask Clive.

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: GUEST,ClaireBear
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 11:08 AM

Jeri, I see from his tour schedule (here) that Les has a couple of stops in Pennsylvania around the turn of the year. Perhaps he'll add a venue that's more local to you . . .

Now THAT's how to get Les Barker CDs!

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Jeri
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 07:56 PM

Now that I've looked at it, I notice the last message to the e-mail list was from Clive, talking about this compilation CD!

Subject: RE: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Jeri
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 07:50 PM

ZAP!!! It's a music thread. (The gossip content is far to low for this to qualify for BS.)

I love his stuff! (I'm also signed up on an e-mail list for him, the last message having been posted in February.) I have Oranges & Lemmings and one the name of escapes me - is the wren song on that one? (Asking myself. Everybody else, please ignore). It's just too hard to get his recordings here. I have a short attention span - see it/buy it. If I have to order it, there's just too much thinking involved.

Liz, I have 'Wings of Butterflies' and 'Stones of Calla-whatsit' and I love them.

Subject: RE: BS: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 07:23 PM

Silly question - why is this not a "music" thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: WildRover
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 06:40 PM

Hi,

I twied to get Jonathan Woss for the man next door's a burglar, but his agent said he gets inundated with requests like this and can't honour all of them, and hoped the project would do well, but... I can certainly imagine Paul Daniels doing Cosmo the fairly accurate knife thrower. Actually, there'd be almost no need for John Major to do captain indecisive, as Les wrote 'I demand to go on an assertiveness course' in similar mood but with J M in mind. How agreeable, as Rory Bremner would say.

Of course, there are several Ackroyd band compilations of serious material, most recently 'Some Love' and 'Airs of the Dog'. You'll find all the details on www.mrsackroyd.com...and Richard Ellin is thinking of doing his own compilation of Barker's serious love poems.

Best,
Clive

Subject: RE: BS: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 01:06 PM

Jonathan Ross doing "Dachsunds with Ewections"

Subject: RE: BS: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Bassic
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 09:20 AM

Read and hear Clive Lever`s interview, with excerpts from the CD, on BBC Radio 4 "In Touch" here

Subject: RE: BS: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: GUEST,Santa
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 07:39 AM

Cosmo Prince of Denmark with Kenneth Branagh.

Subject: RE: BS: Fame at last Les Barker!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 05:55 AM

I've heard several people do his silly poems and none of them are as good as the author, few people can grasp his sense of timing.

Having said that, I rather think the former UK Prime Minister John Major doing 'Captain Indecisive' would be good, if he could make up his mind to do it.

I'd like to hear more of his serious stuff - it's beautiful and hardly anyone in the UK knows any of it. Some of them have been turned into songs and audiences are stunned when they learn it's by Les. Maybe it's time he did some of those around the circuits.

LTS