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Subject: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Wesley S
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:26 AM

Yes - The teddy bear owned by Elvis has left the building.

The sad story


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Alba
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:30 AM

It ain't nothing but a Hound dog and it ain't never caught a rabbit!!!.......:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:56 AM

Man, what coulda got into him -- I guess all the false animals finally ticked him off past all limits, and he decided to make a stand for All Real Animals Everywhere. Damn radical!!

LOL!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:16 AM

I thought that was the funniest thing I'd read in a long time. My daughter came into the room yesterday and stood agog as I read it aloud. I suppose for collectors it is a catastrophe. But think about it, a dog guarding teddy bears. Natural dog toys. Duh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Wesley S
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:20 AM

I think the dog was a Little Richard fan.


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:40 PM

They could make BIG bucks by renting that clever dog to various parties...


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Sorcha
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 01:16 PM

SRS....I laffed my ass off too!!!! For the SAME reason!!! Poor Dobie...bet he gets fired and no more cookies!


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: sian, west wales
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 01:35 PM

Well, I heard in on BBC Radio news last night and it was hysterical. They read it in a comparitively dead-pan voice as though it was right up there with other world disasters. Had to remind myself ... we're talking teddy-bear here. Get a grip. Poor newsreader seemed to be suppressing a few editorial remarks ...

There's a famous Welsh folk song about burying a beloved pig, and one about a mule who died carrying coal; will this teddy be eulogized, one wonders?

sian


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: MMario
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 01:37 PM

someone's insurance company is going to be very upset. And I bet the security company's liability insurance premium just went through the roof.


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 01:37 PM

I think it's a tragedy, a...real...hyuk hyuk...tragedy...ROFLMAO...I read about it yesterday...can't stop LOL....


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: fat B****rd
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:25 PM

I agree with everything above. Giggle....


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:40 PM

It was the insurance company that insisted on a guard dog because of the nature of the bears' ownership.... bet they're rethinking that one!

The report I read in the Metro
free paper has a bit more info. Bearing (sorry) in mind whose teddy it was... what do you think the 'rogue scent' could have been....?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:41 PM

LOL! I love these kind of stories. They're such a relief from the regular news.

You have to wonder what was going through that doberman's head? Perhaps he felt insulted by being asked to guard teddy bears. Perhaps he had endured watching people fawn over the priceless teddy bears for just one time too many....


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Alba
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:48 PM

To the tune of.....yip Teddy Bear...* smirk *
Barney being the hound in question....

An ditty for the Dead Ted(dy)

Barney let me be,
your savaged Teddy Bear.
Pull my Arms and legs apart
leave stuffing everywhere.
Oh let me be...Barney's Teddy Bear.

Barney don't want to rip up Dollies, cause Dollies are too tough
He don't want rip up people acuse people just ain't filled with fluffy stuff.

Oh Barney grab this Teddy Bear.
Rip my Head right off my neck, leave Bear bits everywhere
oh let me be, (oh let it be) your Deady Bear!


Now it's a savaged, headless Teddy Bear


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:51 PM

That's a hoot!!!

Bet Barney is feeling a bit ruff today.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Sorcha
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:16 PM

Barney, let me be, be.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 12:01 AM

Look, all Elvis True Believers know exactly why Barney attacked the Teddy Bear. It was because the Spirit of Elvis manifested itself via the Teddy Bear at an inopportune moment. Can you imagine how freaked out that poor dog was when Teddy stood up and began singing "Jail House Rock"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 12:12 AM

Well, better than Crying in the Chapel!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 12:14 AM

What I want to know is why the hell didn't Barney the dog go after Barney the Frikkin' Dinosaur?????????   He's the one that needs wiping out, not teddy bears.


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 02:26 AM

we watched the local news (as we're in the vicinity of the happening) and it showed them taking the dog BACK into the shop for the cameras.... It showed a rather bemused dog skulking around, looking MORE than guilty, and when the owner was being interviewed, the dog was having a sneaky nibble at something that resembled a Garfield.

Just a teansy wee nibble, enough for a taster... very very funny (I know it's not for the owners of the teddys), but WHO and I mean WHO (in extra big letters that I can't do) in their right mind would put any dog in to the same room as all those teddies.

The poor dog must have thought all his Christmasses had come at once. I have such a picture of this dog, ears back throwing teddies in to the air, doing the death shake, pouncing. Well, at least he had a nice time.

The owner said of Mabel - Elvis's bear... Well all I can think of is that the dog must have been jealous as a while before I had been stroking the bear and saying to the dog what a lovely bear the bear was. (The cherry on the top bit for me - that was it... I was helpless)

EWIS


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: kendall
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:17 AM

This is a common problem in dogs that are not well trained. They suffer from "Separation anxiety". Too bad, it's one of the easiest problems to solve if you know how. I've had a dozen dogs and never a problem with that behavior.


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:53 AM

anyway, Elvis had a collection of Teddy bears so there are plenty more left!

When he released "Teddy Bear" he received lots of bears. I've got a birthday card somewhere showing Elvis with some of his collection.

sandra (bear collector)


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Subject: RE: BS: Elvis's Teddy Bear destoyed by guard dog
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 12:30 PM

Isn't "skulking" a wonderful word? I love it. It conveys so much.


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