BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!

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From: Leadfingers
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 09:58 PM

Why Not ???

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From: Peace
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 01:59 AM

What kind of Zig Zags did he use?

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From: Cluin
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 06:11 PM

I found Robert Frost's bleached bones in a ditch when I was zipping up this old back road on my ATV one time...

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From: freda underhill
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 10:10 AM

it's interesting to think about all the postings we could have made, all the thoughts we could have taken but didn't.. and where we could have been if a different choice had been made

The Road Not Taken

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

(Robert Frost)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 12:25 AM

I don't know, Bee-dubya-ell. I think if bureaucrats were hippies, this country would be a lot less bellicose than it is, don't you think? I think the two states of mind are mutually incompatible.

Which kind of Zig Zags came in the black package?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 11:33 PM

Carol, I see absolutely no need to turn in my old Hippie credentials. "Bureacrat" is just another member of the mental menagerie along with "Redneck", "Idjit" and "Old Hippie". I don't see any conflict because they're all imaginary personae anyway. The real BWL is not at all like any of them. In fact, I have no idea what the real BWL is like and I've known him for over 50 years.

By the way, do they still make the yellow wheat straw Zig Zag papers in the red package?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 10:25 PM

Hey, the white-packaged Zig Zag papers really suck. Get the blue ones. From George.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 09:37 AM

OK

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 01:16 AM

Mr. Ell (Bee-dubya);

You're becoming a bureaucrat. Do you know that? You're going to have to turn in your hippy credentials now. You may turn them in wherever you used to buy your rolling papers. They'll know what to do with them.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 12:08 AM

Why not what, Jane?

Oh! Why not post to this thread? Well...

For one thing, if you do post to this thread you are doing something that you were specifically told not to do. That makes you an anarchist. That is not a good thing to be. It is not a good thing to be because people with even very mild dyslexia can easily confuse "anarchist" with "Antichrist". So, by breaking the rules and posting to this thread you will become The Antichrist. Now, The Antichrist is the ultimate embodiment of evil. As an embodiment of evil, you will begin to vomit split-pea soup and tell people that their mothers perform fellatio in hell. It is also possible that you will be appointed President of The United States. Then if you decide you don't want to be The Antichrist anymore, you will have to undergo an exorcism which may very well involve receiving a cold Cream of Wheat enema.

Wouldn't it be smarter to just do what you're asked to do and not post to this thread?

Bruce

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From: GUEST,Jane Wilson
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 11:01 PM

I know it's probably a little late to be asking this, but why not?

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From: Peace
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 08:33 PM

YAS!

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From: Cluin
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 07:00 PM

"asy"?

Is that anything like "say"?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 06:59 PM

Spending our time and effort more constructively, I'd asy.

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From: GUEST,The Invisible Woman
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 10:04 AM

- or not doing, to be more accurate........

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 12:47 AM

jOhn's right! What the hEll are we doing?

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 12:29 AM

oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST,stupif
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 12:11 AM

Hi, jOhn from Hull.

What are you talking about? There is no thread here. Not a single post has been made to this thread. It was started at 12:55 AM Mudcat Time on January, 11. It fell off the page at 12:55 AM Mudcat Time on January, 12. Not a single person posted to it. People around here pay attention and do what they're asked to do. You must have been drinking too many bears again if you think anyone has posted to this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:39 PM

hello, waht you making a thread for , if you doint want to people to post to it for then, stupif!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 03:29 PM

MENTIONED IN DISPATCHES FROM THAT GREAT PARADE GROUND IN THE SKY

Hic!, Hic!, Hic! Sergeant, put down that angelic melodeon Hic!, and
hide the bottles. Hic!, some people will go any where for a free drink!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 02:09 PM

Colonel Chinstrap and his sergeant have gone to their reward. It is the end of a nera. A nera has ended. We shall mourn their loss. More importantly, what happened to the case of Glenlivet?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST,Hugh Jampton
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 12:05 PM

MENTIONED IN DISPATCHES
We are sad to report the passing of Colonel Chinstrap and his sergeant(STOP) Whilst making a tactical withdrawal from this thread they were both fatally injured exiting a pub in Ning Bing(STOP)As they arrived in the street a passing tourist bus ran over their arms and hands(STOP)Their next of kin have been informed(STOP)The colonel`s wife is quoted as saying "He died as he would have wanted, three sheets to the wind"(STOP)
(As you readers will know this will not prevent him appearing in other threads)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:41 AM

Sergeant, pack my tin hat, dark chocolate biscuits and the case of "Glenlivet". It looks as if the top could blow off this lot very soon. By the tone of that Brucies voice, even after all that confinement, I think he is going into one. Let`s get out of here.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:04 AM

Nether realms backwards. Sounds about right to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 10:38 AM

Sufferin' Jesus, you people CAN'T READ. The title of this thread is "Do NOT post to this thread." Which word is giving you difficulty? I'm speaking to all the people who didn't post here! Got that?

I feel better now,after having done a civic duty. Have a NICE day.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 10:31 AM

There is to be no toast from this bread

Propose no toast to this beer's head

There will be no boast that you are named Ted

If I am a ghost, does that mean I'm dead?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST,derlehte eht tnetsixenon derlehte eht tnets
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 07:49 AM

what is invisible
becomes flesh
and what is visible
is illusion
my dog rover
may have an imagination
but while he makes a fearsome bark
he'll not make a meaningful mark
as i walk in space
he licks his face

derlehte eht tnetsixenon

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 02:50 AM

"rover active imagination"?


Scooby Doo, I see you!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST,Guest: Derlehte eht tnetsixenon
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 02:44 AM

Ih

I evah dessap no ot na learehte mlaer. i t'nod tsixe yna erom, dna os ot evrop ti I ma ton gnitsop no ot siht daerht. Fi uoy nac daer siht,   ti snaem uoy evah ylhgih depoleved noitiutni, ro ylbissop na revor evitca noitanigami, dna nac ees otni eht rehten smlaer (!sdrawkcab)

derlehte eht tnetsixenon

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 01:01 AM

What is this thing, worship, that you speak of?

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From: Cluin
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 12:54 AM

How about your worship then?   ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 12:39 AM

No way! Not my money!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:42 PM

Funny, but I can read that easier than the plain backwards stuff.

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From: khandu
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:20 PM

Yes, but can you read this?:

nahkdu is eth somt wonredlfu repson ni eth whloe fo Dumact!! Eh si woryth fo yrou worpish & ryuo moyne! Vige ti ot hmi quilcyk!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:14 PM

Damn good thing I can read backwards, is all I can say.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 08:56 PM

".esaesid laerenev a ton si kciD yboM ,ynaffiT ,oN" ,reh dlot I oS

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 08:46 PM

!parc hO.

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From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 11:25 AM

Sergeant, ten days Jankers on long trousers and water should help that Brucie get his mind right.)Hrmmph!Shorts indeed)

!Daerth siht ot tsop yam sdrawkcab gnitirw esoht ylno won

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST,NOBODY
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 11:22 AM

Sorry I'm late everybody, I did not know this thread had been started.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 11:00 AM

Congratulations to you all! One hundred non-posts to this non-thread! Marvelous!

Once again, I reiterate, do not be confused, conflicted or discumbobulated by the fact that the "DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!" thread from several years ago had over 200 posts and spawned several "continuation threads". As has already been pointed out, that thread's noble intention was circumvented by POSTERS!

But THIS thread has remained true to its cause! NOBODY has posted here! One hundred non-posts and not a thing has been said! And they said it couldn't be done! Hah!

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:36 AM

Delicious!

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From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:28 AM

100. it's mine. eat my shorts!

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From: GUEST,Ralphs
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:24 AM

Har! We are Ralphs. Har! If you haven't met us yet, we are the most annoying more-or-less humanoid race in the known Universe. Har! If you have met us before, you aready know that we are the most annoying more-or-less humanoid race in the known Universe, don't you? Har! What makes us so annoying is our incessant habit of saying "Har!" at the end of every sentence. Har!

We find this thread to be even more annoying than our own notoriously annoying selves. Har! That is quite an accomplishment for you humans. Har! This thread is so annoying that our posting to it would make it less annoying! Har!

As annoyance is Ralphs' raison d'etre we simply cannot allow that! Har! Therefore, Ralphs will not post to this thread. Har!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:38 AM

Sergeant, take that Brucies name again and put him on a fizzer for the following:-
    1) Still posting to this address.
    2) Making suggestions concerning the typographical ability
       of his manhood.
    3) Encouraging that BillD to write old jokes.

          Sergeant I nee a stiff G&T after this.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 09:17 PM

elbows, unless you were standing on your head...

"... and she RUINED my clam digger, too!" (very old joke)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 11:11 AM

It wasn't my feet!

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From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 10:54 AM

Sergeant, find out what that Brucie`s name is and take it. It`s an absolute disgrace having able bodied men typing with their feet. In the words of the song, "Them Feet Were Meant for Marching" or if there is not a song called that then there damn well should be. And stop all of them posting to this thread as the originator requested.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 10:18 AM

I habve mty hamnds up. Do uyou knowe wehat I'm tyoping wityh?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST,Colonel Chinstrap
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 09:10 AM

HRMMPH! It has come to my notice that there are individuals out there who ignored this notice. So! Hands up all those who took no notice of this notice. Damn disgraceful. What they need is a bloody good war. Sergeant, take their names.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: SueB
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 01:43 AM

Do tell, Bee-dubya-ell. (But not here, of course.)

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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 12:40 AM

I've never had my persuasion genderized, but I've had my genderization persuaded a time or two.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 12:31 AM

ROFLMAO! You are a national treasure. I hope your government knows that. BM

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: freda underhill
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 12:27 AM

there once was a fellow called bruzie
he was cheap, a real male cyber floozie
he went on a bender
to persuade his gender
that bruzie the floozie was boozie (sorry)

he was hurt, he was bruised, full of shame,
exposed through a cyber thread game
his heart it was broken
his gender quite token
and his cyber soul full of self blame

now brucie - i've heard more than enough
don't get sucked in to this misery guts stuff
just strut out that proud leg
don't grovel or beg
and skip the emotional fluff

f.u.
(unfortunate acronym, didn't think of that while registering!)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 11:33 PM

S o r r y. I feel so cheap! Like a floozie, but of the male genderized persuasion. (And if any of you guys have ever had your persuasion genderized, you will know how much that hurts!)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 10:46 PM

While on my knees this morning, lifting this thread in prayer, a loud thunderous voice thundered loudly from the heavens! It said. . . wait a damned minute. . . this is not the MOAB thread!!!!

OOPS!!

Pardon me & never mind. . . I gotta go to MOAB!!

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 09:13 PM

Do not boast in this thread.

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From: freda underhill
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 09:01 PM

i'm not posting to this thread, it won't get there in time. i'm writing via email.

freda

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 08:44 PM

I feel that way about my legs: When ya got it, flaunt it! Go get 'em, Carol! And don't post here any time you want.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 05:57 PM

Well you know how it is, Bee-dubya-ell. If you got em, you got to play em.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 05:48 PM

Bill D has faded away! Where is Bill D? This is no joke. There he was, and then there he was gone. M'gawd.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 05:41 PM

There she goes again! CarolC unfairly using her infamous collection of Canadian crappers captured on film to divert this thread from it's noble intention!

So tell us, Mrs. Sailor, just exactly how many threads have you hijacked through the years with your never-ending obsession with McGill Porta-Potties? Five? Ten? A HUNDRED? Well, this thread will NOT been hijacked by CarolC the Crapper Queen! In fact, it CANNOT be hijacked by Carol the Sailor or anybody else because nobody has even posted to it, the Queen if Non-Polka-Playing Accordionists included! Hah!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 12:59 AM

Here you go, SueB. It's the McGill motherlode:

Field O Dreams

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: SueB
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 12:50 AM

The pressure mounts. You can cut the tension in the thread with a knife. Several 'catters appear to be restraining themselves through sheer force of will - who will be the first to crack, who among us will open the floodgates and unleash that first gush, nay, torrent of words, that prime and primal post, the post that will live in infamy, the poster of which must lurk in ignominy...

Not me.
I've got to pee.
I've got to pee so bad
I wish I had
A port-a-potty

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 11:35 PM

At last, I'm losing my sight.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 11:32 PM

ten-nine-eight-seven-six-five-four-three-two-one

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:36 PM

At last, they are beginning to see!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:35 PM

Listening to what?? I hear nothing, which has a very distinct sound.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 08:49 PM

At last, people are beginning to listen.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 06:25 PM

If you do what?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Beardy
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 02:44 PM

Why?

What's going to happen to us if we do?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 10:56 AM

The screen is all blank.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:36 AM

Being a law-abiding citizen, I shan't post to this thread. To do so would be to fly in the face of everything that I (and John Ashcroft) hold dear. In the words of the late, lamented, John Mitchell, "If they weren't guilty we wouldn't have arrested them." If fact, the HAND OF ASHCROFT has itself directed me not to post here! So I haven't done so, just as good ol' Tom Ridge said about the last Orange Alert, "They didn't attack because we were on high alert and because we were on high alert they didn't attack," John Ashcroft TOLD me, in a vision, not to post here and so I didn't.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: freda underhill
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:32 AM

rather than post this thread, i have decided to embroider with it instead (in thread) in red, before bed

fred

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Tweed
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:23 AM

Thread?? There is no thread. Not here anyhow. It is nothing at all. Not even close to anything, it's just real gone...

Tweed (who is not here but somewhere else)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 07:08 AM

What thread ?
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 04:20 AM

Ever' dam day, in ever' dam way, I thanks gawd fer th' Innernet, I does. I surely does.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 01:58 AM

Help for the Porta-Potty Shy

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 01:39 AM

LH, those McGILLS really are fabulous, aren't they??

They're even stocked with reading material:
"It's Potty Time" Book Beautifully illustrated, entertaining, and a good learning tool for all children. Teaches them the basic skills to becoming "SUPER DUPER POOPERS"!

And especially for the traveling musician, for those popular portapotty singalongs:
"It's Potty Time" Audio Cassette The "It's Potty Time" Audio Cassette Soundtrack of the award-winning video: containing the hit song "SUPER DUPER POOPER", by Loonis McGlohon.

Songs:
Bobby's Birthday
I Keep My Panties Dry ABCs
William Tell Overture
On Top Of Your Potty
Instrumental Wipe, Wipe, Wipe Yourself
Super Duper Pooper
March Song
I'm A Clown   
Flute March
Tra La La Boom De Ay
This Is The Way We Wash Our Hands
Let's Play Ball
Today Was Bobby's Birthday
Bobby's Birthday (instrumental)

PLUS, they have new, improved TILT-A-ROLL!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: freda underhill
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 01:37 AM

Sit vis vobiscum.











May the Force be with you.

(for brucie)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 01:13 AM

Well shit, I can't be the only one not posting to this thread.
As the legend goes, the Mother of all BS threads (aka MOAB) is not visited frequently by the majority of Mudcatters. It is visited only by a minority of ilk. Therefore, in order to spread the message I left for the Crapper Queen, I should also leave here, for those people not posting here, or there, for that matter, in order for it to be seen by the un-ilk.
So without further delay or more BS added to this non-post....
Carol-Oh Crapper Queen I present you with your competition....A different kind of portable-toilet.
Rustic, who was never really here and virtually un-heard from.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 01:09 AM

GUEST, was that you posting to this thread? Stop it at once. Only people who are not posting are allowed here.

I (and) myself have not posted to this thread twice now. This thread contains an infinite amount of nothingness.

Nobody

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST,The Orillia (Ontario) Chamber of Commerce
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:47 PM

Oh, there's nothing like Spring in Orillia
Though the snows in late March can still chill ya
As you empty your swill
In a handy McGill
If you're lucky, the vapors won't kill ya!

* (Explanation: The legendary McGill is Orillia's official brand of Porta-Potty, popularized by the lovely CarolC, the official "Miss McGill" or "Crapper Queen", as she has been dubbed by some on this forum from time to time. McGill Porta-Potties are made of green plastic, and can be seen in many places around this area, beautifying the landscape with their art deco styling.)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:47 PM

In LH's 1st thread of this title, only 32 people didn't post in the first 24 hours. In this thread, more than 50 have not posted! Indeed, there is a new ilk afoot at Mudcat!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:21 PM

Amazing!!! The only people here are only the ones that have not posted to this thread!
Look for your own self!!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:03 PM

I guess that means he's listening.

The post (two above) is for Freda.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:02 PM

Bee-dubya-ell: Limericks didn't post yet!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 11:01 PM

. . . for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 10:39 PM

IMPORTANT! AMENDMENT TO THREAD TITLE!

Please note that the title of this thread has been changed from:

"Do NOT Post to This Thread!"

to:

"Do NOT Post to This Thread! And That Goes Double for Limericks!"

Regretfully, it won't all fit in the little box.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 10:08 PM

Nothing in here but echos, seems to me.

I'm going to have to come up with some new limericks.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 10:04 PM

This post does not exist. Nor do the preceding posts. There are none here. This is a blank thread.
Do not be fooled by what you think you see. Things are not as they seem. This is an illusion...nothing more...yes, something more...a mirage created by the sun playing on the juices in your brain.
In fact, your whole life has been an illusion...you are not here because you do not exist...only I exist & I am not you.

k

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: freda underhill
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:55 PM

ps

Earth, mountains, rivers - hidden in this nothingness.
In this nothingness - earth, mountains, rivers revealed.
                                                                                          -    Saisho (? - 1506)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: freda underhill
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:53 PM

Bis repetita placent

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:44 PM

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

OK, Little Hawk, I got it now. There's nothin' to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 09:00 PM

There is this fellow,bee dubya
to anonomous guest,he'll snub ya
If you post to his thread
you might wind up dead
Or maybe, he'll only club ya!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 08:57 PM

Regarding this thread, I have nothing to say. Nothing.

That's spelled "---------------". Nothing! You cannot even begin to imagine the number of times I have deliberately not posted to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: JennyO
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 08:52 PM

You won't find me posting to this thread. No-one can make me! I absolutely refuse to post to this thread. Out of all the threads that I might want to post to, this is not one of them. It will be a cold day in hell before I post to this thread. Just count me out.

I assure you that I will continue to not post to this thread, as frequently as possible.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 08:50 PM

Too true, bee-dubya-ell. In fact, this thread could a l m o s t be invisible, what with the number of people not posting. Folks listen when they're asked. I always did.                            . (I had nothin' to say in the last sentence, so I did (or didn't--that's for my buddy, LH who's keeping all the blowup dolls in Ontario).)

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 08:47 PM

Muahahahaha...

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 08:19 PM

After taking the liberty of looking at Little Hawk's original "DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!" thread, I must say that even though the thread titles are very similar, the thread contents are entirely different. The original thread was almost immediately hijacked by a bunch of limerick writers and other people who ignored the thread's instructions and did, in fact, post to it.   You can rest assured that the same fate will NOT befall this thread. I am frankly astounded at the number of folks who have not posted to it, especially those who have not posted several times.

Please continue to not post. You're all doing great so far.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 08:05 PM

Now if only we could get GUESTS to not post here either - and nowhere else...

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 07:07 PM

Carpe diem: Latin for kill the carp, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 06:57 PM

Yes! Let it vanish ignominously into the oblivion of threads that failed utterly to interest anyone whatsoever, threads that were so lacklustre that even psychotic ex-members of Mudcat who like to log in and start raving about how badly Guests are treated on this forum couldn't be bothered with it! Die, stupid thread, die!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 06:26 PM

I am beside myself with delight! The restraint shown by my fellow Catters is unparalleled! Out of the 11,723,816 registered & active members, not a one of you has posted here!
Not one! Not even Tweed, who suffers from a boisterous & rebellious temperment!

Truly, this is a work of something greater than our selves!

Keep it up, boys & girls! Keep up the good non-work of not posting here & watch this thread die a quick & bloody death!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 05:56 PM

I'm sure glad no one is posting here.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Tweed
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 05:34 PM

Make two Möbius strips. One strip has to be twisted clockwise, the other anticlockwise. Stick them at right angles as before.

When you cut down the middle of both strips, you will get a pair of hearts linked together..

HAW, CarolC! I made an uvula as well! Plus I larned whut a Möbius strip was. MOABcat.org is a truly fantascal learning place for me and ilk of that sort!

I am sorly tempted to post here but I will not do it. Nope not me not never. Nothin can stop me from not postin here never again. I hop Beedubs is happy and malcontent for it too!

Yerz,
Tweed

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Col K
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:58 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:51 PM

Use a fryin' pan myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:47 PM

Oooohhhhh!!!

Bee-dubya-ell can make an umlaut above his o! Ooohhh... aren't we special!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:39 PM

Actually, it's not a Möbius strip we're walking on anyway. It's a MOABus strip.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:26 PM

www.questacon.edu.au/html/mobius_strip.html

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:25 PM

Woahhh...

Am I having an acid flashback? Anyway, here's the others just to keep them all together:

DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD

DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD EITHER!!!

People who Didn't post to DON'T POST....

YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD

YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:19 PM

Well, Bill, it's not really where you're going that counts. It's the sidetrips.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:15 PM

So, Bill, where DOES it go?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:08 PM

how long does it take to weary of self-referential continuous feedback?

You guys would walk a Möbius strip, just see see where it goes.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:46 PM

Dear Little Hawk,

Please be assured that your previous thread on this non-subject was totally unknown to my humble self at the temporal juncture when THE HAND OF GOD directed me to start this thread. You may liken it, if you will, to Newton, Leibniz and Descartes' almost simultaneous discovery of the principles of differential calculus without either being aware of the others' work on the subject. Great minds think alike, and extremely sick, disjointed and hallucinatory great minds think alike with a vengeance. I apologize for not reseaching the matter in greater depth, but time was of the essence. If I had not started this thread when I did, Brucie would have started it by noon today at the latest. The time was athand and I was merely the chosen instrument.

I would like to express my thanks and/or condolences to those who have honored my wishes and not posted to this thread. Please continue to not post often, frequently and every time you get a chance.

I certainly shall adhere to my own request and not post to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:30 PM

SEE!!!! DO YOU SEE????!!!!
Now we have two threads with the same (almost) title! Think of the confusion!! Think of the uproar!! Think of the indignation!!
This is the work of irreverent anarchists! LH & bwl! Both are active MOABites!!
Conspiracy???
NO!!! EVOLUTION!!!!!

& NO ON HAS POSTED HERE!!!

EXCELLENT!!!

BRILLIANT!!!

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:18 PM

Damn right. Those things are highly flammable...or inflammable...

I think you're pretty strange too, by the way.

I find I can only handle about 3 blowup dolls at any given time due to restrictions on available space, so I want to redirect compassionate shipments of same to Clinton Hammond. He's in London, Ontario. You can find his place easily, because it is being picketed by a large number of enraged animal lovers, due to his murdering Sammy Skunk (by proxy) a while back.

Please note that I have refreshed the original "DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!" thread, but it's in the top part of the forum at the moment...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:08 PM

LH: On the Lookin' for a Travel Companion thread I offered twelve dollars a week to the woman lucky enough to get me. I think I also suggested that in the event all the women in North America--including Ontario--were busy for the rest of their lives, that compassionate souls could send blowup dolls to you (I did insist that if they'd been used, it would be polite to wash them with soap, water and bleach). I said they should go to you because I don't want anyone thinking I'm strange. Everybody already knows that you're strange. I kinda expected you'd have a few hundred by now. Guess not. Also, if you ever get one of Monica, make sure the cigar ain't lit.

Bruce M

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:02 PM

Blow-up dolls? Well, I was hoping to replace the Maggie Thatcher one that exploded, but it seems they are no longer available for some reason. I've searched and searched on Ebay, but no luck yet. I wonder if there's a Rosie O'Donnell one? Or maybe one of Monica Lewinsky.

A blowup doll of Hillary Clinton would be my ultimate dream, but I KNOW you can't get those anywhere! Not yet. There are some things money just cannot buy.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:01 PM

Yes, it has been done before but it failed! This time it will work! Why??

Because the land of MOAB has endless repercussions!! MOAB's ooze has spread, defiling the whole of Mudcat!

Evolution has begun! Mudcat is becoming MOABcat!

SEE!!!! NOT ONE SINGLE POST HAS BEEN ADDED TO THAS THREAD!!!!!!

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:00 PM

Khandu's got an elk?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:57 PM

You've got the right idea there, Khandu. I am much too serious and intelligent a person to waste my time on an obviously useless thread such as this one, and I'm sure that goes for you and your ilk as well. I predict that NO ONE, absolutely NO ONE will post to this thread from this point on.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:56 PM

Khandu: the odds against ya are droppin' real fast.

Little Hawk: Did you get any blowup dolls yet? If so, have they been cleaned?

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:53 PM

LH. . . the reason it went "on & on" is because you did not have me & my ilk support you back then!

This is a new day with new ideas by new members who know how to respect the wishes of the thread's creator!

That is why I am betting NO ONE will post to this thread!

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:51 PM

Yeah, in yer Funk and Wagnell. (Stickin' up for you, Little Hawk.) ((NO! Not THAT!))

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:50 PM

You're all full of it! This is a rehash of a once brilliant idea which has had its time. If you don't believe me, look it up.

WAAAUURRRGGGHHH!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:47 PM

Tell me protest is dead. Huh!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:46 PM

No they don't!

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:46 PM

I have not changed my mind, nor will I.
This is an important thread & deserves not having a single post!
Anyone who posts here is showing a complete disrespect for bwl & is showing the rest of us the kind of lowlife weasel you really are!

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:44 PM

As a matter of fact, I launched the original "Do NOT post to this thread!" thread...and it must have been 2 or 3 years ago by now. The title may even have been identical...it was certainly very similar. It went on and on and on and on, because people love doing what they are told not to do. :-)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: khandu
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:39 PM

What a brilliant idea for a thread!!! & I will go along with it & support it in everyway!
We should have more threads like this!
I,for one, will not post to this thread, in order to show my undying support for bwl & his innovative idea!

I strongly suggest to all my entourage & their ilk to not post at all here.

I have noted that most of the Mudcat members are honoring bwl's request. I hope the rest of you go & do likewise!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: brid widder
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:36 PM

oh come on... play fair... we were asked nicely

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:30 PM

Count me out. I too won't post here.

Subject: I always do what I'm told
From: Metchosin
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:10 AM

Subject: and I didn't post to it either
From: Metchosin
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:06 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 03:01 AM

LOL.... even THIS has already been done!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: open mike
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:47 AM

i definatley would not do anything of the sort...

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Metchosin
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:31 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:12 AM

I promise not to post to this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Tweed
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 01:05 AM

I can't help myself BeeDubs...I must find out why you do not want anyone to post on this thread, therefore I post. Forgive me old buddy, I am weak at this hour...

Yerz,
Tweed

Subject: BS: Do NOT Post to This Thread!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 12:55 AM