Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man Date: 08 Oct 06 - 12:17 PM You're right about green potatoes GUEST, I'll give you that. However as with Rapaire, can I remind you this is a green tomato controversy. We can deal with other fruit/vegetables in a later controversy, when this one has been thrashed out. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST Date: 08 Oct 06 - 12:26 PM OK, sorry. I can't have controvery over green tomatoes with you though. I think it is stupid to eat them other that in chutney, etc. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST Date: 08 Oct 06 - 12:36 PM I know. Yellow tomatoes taste better than red ones. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 08 Oct 06 - 01:16 PM Even though I live in Idaho, I don't eat potatoes, either. For the same reason. And green tomatoes, even fried or chutneyized, still contain the poisons. Don't eat 'em 'cause you'll die. Parenthetically, potatoes aren't really vegetables at all. They are actually blind subterranean parasit es similar to slugs or nematodes, which are attracted to the roots of the potato plant and which they find by using sensory organs in the so-called "eyes". They attach themselves to these roots and suck nutrition from the plant and if this goes on long enough the plant will wither and die. Potatoes are considered a crop because people planted the plants in fields to attract the potatoes, which migrated to the plants and which continue to do so today. Idaho, for example, used to be a large, high, plateau but so many potatoes migrated that whole areas collapsed and formed valleys and mountain. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Wembley Stills Date: 08 Oct 06 - 01:50 PM You are so right! Not only that, bell peppers also cause death, specially the green ones. Don't eat them! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man Date: 08 Oct 06 - 02:36 PM Does nobody want to defend the green tomato? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 08 Oct 06 - 03:16 PM I will step into that breach. Green tomatoes do not deserve the bad press they have received from ne'er-do-wells on this thread. First, any comparison of potatoes and tomatoes is ridiculous. Tomato milk shakes are going to catch on sooner or later. Such cannot be said of potato milk shakes. Those of you who think you know everything are a real pain in the ass to those of us who really do. Yes green tomatoes are not good for you. For that the answer is simple. Feed them to your cat. Put the rest in a brown paper bag and let them methanate. When they turn red, stuff the cat, which will by this time have died, and cook at 350 degrees for three hours, basting every ten minutes with a mild lager. Garlic goes good with this. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Oct 06 - 03:20 PM Too bad I don't have a cat anymore or I'd get right on that. After all, we need something for Thanksgiving dinner here. Does it work with dachshunds? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 08 Oct 06 - 03:22 PM When is Thanksgiving this year? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Oct 06 - 03:35 PM Tomorrow. (in Canada) |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 08 Oct 06 - 04:05 PM Thank you. I have great difficulties keeping track of various dates like that. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Oct 06 - 04:15 PM Me too. I had to check it on the calendar to be sure. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 08 Oct 06 - 04:32 PM Before I was married I had a terrible time keeping track of dates. One night I thought I was with Natalie and it was Sue, another time I though I was going to be with Kathy and I didn't have anyone lined up at all. But the worst one was the time I was supposed to go out with Bobbi and it turned out that I was supposed to be joining my old buddy Bobby and the boys for beer and poker. And I won't even get into the time a guy asked me if I wanted to meet his swimsuit-model cousin for a date and she handed me some sticky sort of fruit thing. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Slag Date: 09 Oct 06 - 01:23 AM Cat--- the OTHER white meat! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,KB Date: 09 Oct 06 - 02:05 PM My in-laws live in the South (U.S.) where they eat fried green tomatoes as though it were an actual food. I knew about the book and movie (Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whislte Stop Cafe) but thought they were fiction. I was persuaded, against my better judgment, to try some (they were pretty good, actually) and have never felt quite the same since. They're poison I tell ya, poison. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,KB Date: 09 Oct 06 - 02:06 PM Whistle, not Whislte |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST Date: 09 Oct 06 - 05:19 PM I can't do either very well, so it don't matter how it's spelled or spelt. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST Date: 09 Oct 06 - 06:00 PM Hey. There is a dumb-ass ape on another thread who should come here and teach "Banana Peeling, 101". Someone invite him over, would ya? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 09 Oct 06 - 06:11 PM You lookin' fer me, buster? Well? Well, here I am. Whassamatter? You need a lesson in makin' a monkey of yourself? I don't think so. Ya got that mastered already far as I can see, and this ape ain't moonlightin' fer the likes of you, bozo. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST Date: 09 Oct 06 - 06:14 PM Nobody here but me an' my monkey . . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 09 Oct 06 - 06:49 PM Monkey? You insultin' my buddy Chongo CHIMP? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Oct 06 - 10:31 PM It happens constantly. Every chimpanzee I know has been mistakenly called "a monkey" by some idiot on some occasion. No wonder most apes have a low opinion of most human beings. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man Date: 10 Oct 06 - 12:30 PM Talking about chimps, I thought the 'controversy' idea went very well really, don't you? Could have done with a few more (any) pro-green tomato eaters to hot up the debate a little (good try Peace but it was easy to tell your heart wasn't in it), however I think the wider forum now realises that if it's controversy they want, look no further than the 85 billion thread. You'll all be pleased to know that I have therefore decided NOT to quit the thread forever, for the time-being. Has anyone else got ideas for upping the rate of posting? Anyway back to chimpgate…. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 10 Oct 06 - 12:45 PM A good controversy would be whether or not old "I was there...." should quit this thread once and for all. What do you think? Yes or no? And give your reasons. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man Date: 10 Oct 06 - 12:59 PM Rapaire how could you? EVERYONE knows on this thread (including our spiritual leader) that the thread would have died years ago if it hadn't have been for my blood, sweat, and YES, tears. I think it's very unlikely that this controversy will get off the ground. It'll be green tomatoes all over again! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Oct 06 - 03:35 PM Respect for Chimpanzees NOW!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,KB Date: 10 Oct 06 - 03:53 PM IWTATBM leave? Perish the thought. How could we muddle through the veritable minefield of vegetables? Just last night I was attacked by a three bean salad and it was only the vision of vanquished tomatoes that saw me through. I was this close to visiting Valhala. Oh, vey. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: DMcG Date: 11 Oct 06 - 08:13 AM Do they say "Oh, vey" in Valhalla? Maybe my mental image for Thor is all wrong. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 11 Oct 06 - 08:48 AM We must question everything. I have even questioned myself. Just a few minutes ago I questioned myself, asking myself why I should exist and where the heck I put my glasses. Everything is contraversial. Question everything. You should even ask yourself why you are questioning everything. Of course, this concept may be too contraversial and questioning for you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,KB Date: 11 Oct 06 - 03:54 PM No they don't say "Oh, vey" they say Oy, vey. It's those fried green tomatoes, they're eatin' up my innards I tell ya. Why won't anybody listen to my plea? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 11 Oct 06 - 05:20 PM You have a talking flea? That I will listen to. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 11 Oct 06 - 05:38 PM I had fleas once. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 11 Oct 06 - 05:49 PM Yeah? Try crabs! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 11 Oct 06 - 06:49 PM I had some great crab in Maryland last time I was there. Try the crab cakes at the Timbukto restraunt, or the cream of crab soup at Bay n' Surf. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST Date: 11 Oct 06 - 07:12 PM You are a seriously warped indi--did you say crab cakes? Shit. THAT'S what I coulda done with them. Tell me now why dontcha! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man Date: 12 Oct 06 - 04:58 PM KB mentioned the movie 'Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Cafe'. It's on offer at HMV for £2.99 at the moment. Is it any good? Don't want to waste £2.99 on a film that isn't any good. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 12 Oct 06 - 05:59 PM It is, without doubt, the most wonderful movie ever filmed. Touching, funny, sensitive without being all touchy-feely, it's a man's film that even women love, a film for the whole family to enjoy together. It will undoubtedly change your life, making it richer and fuller than you could have ever imagined. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,KB Date: 13 Oct 06 - 01:09 PM I have not seen the movie. I almost bought the book at a second hand store once if that helps any. Come to think of it, I guess I almost bought the book at a second hand store once whether it helps any or not. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 13 Oct 06 - 01:40 PM Hey, I haven't seen the movie either! That makes two of us! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,KB Date: 13 Oct 06 - 04:09 PM Not watching this movie was one of the most incredible things I have never experienced. Truly life altering in a very affirming sort of way. I can't recommend it highly enough. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man Date: 13 Oct 06 - 04:46 PM Thanks for your recommendations Rapaire and KB. Based on them I will indeed buy the film (as long as it's still just £2.99) and will report back and tell you all about it. It was the 'almost buying the book' that clinched it for me. In some strange way it seems we are meant to watch this film, don't you think? And when I say we I mean all the 85 billioners. So can everyone watch the film and then feedback, say by November 17th? Even if the film's rubbish the feedback will up the posts, especially if there is a bit of controversy (my speciality). Spooky |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,KB Date: 13 Oct 06 - 05:00 PM So should I take it that you are leaning toward 'Spooky' as your nom de plum should you decide to become a member of this noble institution? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man Date: 13 Oct 06 - 05:23 PM KB the decision has been made already!!! I'm just hanging on to 'I was there at the beginning man' for sentimental reasons. I shall reveal my (new) self in a few days/weeks. Perhaps when we get to 500 posts. Two things to celebrate, 500 posts and the unveiling of my new name! Can we have a virtual party? That is of course if I haven't already left the thread forever, something I am giving a lot of consideration to at the moment. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,surf's up Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:01 PM Why do mice have small balls? Not many know how to dance. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeace................where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: bobad Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:04 PM PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that." |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:06 PM A man visits the doctor. The doctor says "I have bad news for you.You have cancer and Alzhiemer's disease". The man replies "Well,thank God I don't have cancer!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:09 PM Great line to use when someone doesn't 'get' a joke: "If Darwin was right, you'll figure it out in a few million years." HI HONEY, I'M HOME. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:11 PM You took your bloody time and I bet the chips are cold. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:13 PM LOL This kinda banter has to beat the serious stuff--OH: After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded... "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb." |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: bobad Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:15 PM A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." |