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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Date: 14 Nov 10 - 10:24 PM Just saw a few blocks from home: "My child was inmate of the month" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Janie Date: 12 Nov 10 - 08:38 AM "Vows of abstinence break more readily than condoms." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: MGM·Lion Date: 05 Oct 10 - 04:19 AM Always risk of repetition when posting on thread this long ~~ apologies if this one has already appeared. But I have always liked OVERTAKER ~~ BEWARE OF UNDERTAKER ~Michael~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Skivee Date: 04 Oct 10 - 10:22 PM "I Brake For Tail-gaters" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 04 Oct 10 - 10:29 AM PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 04 Oct 10 - 08:47 AM My other one is a porshe ........honest!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Allen in Oz Date: 03 Oct 10 - 08:39 PM An Oldie " The Moral Majority is neither" AD |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 01 Oct 10 - 11:15 PM LMAO! Thanks, fp! I saw a discouraging one, recently, on a car picking up children at my grandson's school: "Where's the birth certificate?" (For those across the pond, it's a reference to the brouhaha about President Obama's birth certificate which nefarious persons claim is a fake.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Date: 01 Oct 10 - 10:58 PM Bill Staines shared this one with us this evening: "Buckle up; it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 31 Mar 10 - 09:54 PM From another church marquee (we drive by several each day): Suffering from Truth decay? Brush up on your Bible. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dwditty Date: 31 Mar 10 - 12:31 AM Honk If I'm Polish (which was on upside down) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Joe_F Date: 30 Mar 10 - 06:06 PM Unsafe at Any Speed |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 30 Mar 10 - 06:13 AM From a local church marquee..they usually get fairly creative: This church is prayer-conditioned. (During hot weather) Lent is spring training for Christians. There was one more but I can't remember. Next time we drive by I'll get it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 08 Oct 09 - 12:51 PM Just saw this one: Support the Arts - Kiss a Musician! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gweltas Date: 22 May 09 - 05:04 AM Ooops..............Typo correction to the above post ""some Irish friends HAD a car, etc...." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gweltas Date: 22 May 09 - 05:01 AM Two which stick in my mind : Seen on a very elderly Datsun rustbucket car (it had so many rust holes it was nearly transparent ! in the 1980's, in Co. Limerick, Ireland : "If this car was an animal I'd have to shoot it !" Some Irish friends has a car sticker which read " Our Grand kids are great...We should have had them first !" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Neil D Date: 21 May 09 - 03:57 AM What Would Scooby-Doo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,saulgoldie Date: 20 May 09 - 03:14 PM I can't remember if I already mentioned this (one of my favorites, so I might likely have). "Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus" Saul |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,donuel Date: 19 May 09 - 03:18 PM I can't stand another Cantstandistan War |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 18 May 09 - 11:18 PM On my old car.."Where am I? Where's my car?" Seen today.."We are here as an illusion that we are separate" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: fumblefingers Date: 18 May 09 - 01:05 AM Do A Stretch In The Pen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 18 May 09 - 12:22 AM Just saw this one today: Give Bush an inch and he thinks he's a ruler. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Phot Date: 24 Dec 08 - 01:55 AM Seen in Tesco carpark, Landrover Defender with "My other car is a broom!", on the pink Ford Ka next to it, "Powered by fairies" Says it all really! Wassail!! Chris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 23 Dec 08 - 07:25 PM I don't think the driver meant this to be humorous; they had a McCain-Palin sticker, too. OR, maybe they were being a little OTT on purpose. Anyway, here is what it said: I am a bitter gun owner clinging to my religion. Made me LOL! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Lighter Date: 27 Nov 08 - 11:12 AM Seen yesterday: Tact Is For People Who Lack The Wit For Sarcasm. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Ghirotondo at work Date: 21 Nov 08 - 08:15 AM "Alcohol and speed kills. Drink slowly." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: momnopp Date: 20 Nov 08 - 11:39 PM "If God told me to invade Iraq, I'd ask for some identification" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: ClaireBear Date: 20 Nov 08 - 03:39 PM A musical reference I've seen: "I brake just like a little girl." Not a bumper sticker, but I saw my first Flying Spaghetti Monster car stick-on emblem (here it is on Amazon) this morning. I may have to have one of these. Touched by his noodly appendage, Claire |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: VirginiaTam Date: 20 Nov 08 - 02:35 PM I remembered 3 more If you don't like the way I drive GET THE HELL OFF THE SIDEWALK and No I am not on steroids but that burger you just ate probably was and I brake for no apparent reason |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: VirginiaTam Date: 20 Nov 08 - 02:29 PM I once had a bumper sticker on my guitar case. Comic strip drawing of vikings disembarking from longboats to raid a village. In the text balloon over the leader's head Right men, this time pillage and rape first! Then burn! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 20 Nov 08 - 01:57 PM Okay, the bumper sticker itself wasn't all that funny. It said: "I'm only speeding because I have to poop really bad!" What was hilarious was the fact that it was on a brand new BMW sedan. If I sheltered any remaining illusions about money equating to class, they're gone. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bob L Date: 20 Nov 08 - 09:04 AM "This is NOT an abandoned car!" My own take on that one would be "If you think this CAR is abandoned, wait till you see the DRIVER" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 19 Nov 08 - 07:18 PM LOL, I'd forgotten about that link, Bill. I'd have to be circumspect about using them, too, around here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D Date: 19 Nov 08 - 06:50 PM I....ummm... don't think I'd put some of those in the link on my car.... they'd draw attention from the sort of folks they're about. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 19 Nov 08 - 04:17 PM the levee was gone New Orleans. and, Put a little ouzo in your tank The former had a picture of a long red, big-finned Chevy on one side and a fleur-de-lis on the other. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 16 Sep 08 - 04:55 PM There are a few choice one HERE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:59 AM Freeways can be dangerous, drive quickly and get off them immediately |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:57 AM If you don't like the way I drive, stay out of the trees! Where am I? Where's my car? I brake for orgasms Caution: driver has loaded .45 and PMS Old musicians never die, they just return and go to fade |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Notatroll Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:25 AM Seen two or three years ago in the American Bible Belt: God is just pretend. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Phot Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM On the back of my Landrover.... Authorised Hummer recovery vehicle. Wassail!! Chris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:21 AM Just seen: Has America Sneezed? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 24 Apr 08 - 04:17 PM If you cut if my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,machendave Date: 09 Apr 08 - 07:24 PM I speed up and sound my horn for horses |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 08 Apr 08 - 10:42 PM My friend told me about another one, seen in WY: "Jesus loves you.. (in tiny print below:) everyone else thinks you're a fucking asshole!" Rigin, you can get one right here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Riginslinger Date: 08 Apr 08 - 09:57 PM "'Doing my best to piss off the religious right!'" Wow! Where can I get one of those? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 Apr 08 - 08:36 PM "Be nice to US or we'll send our democracy to YOUR country!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 08 Apr 08 - 03:23 PM On the back of a car driven by a little, white-haired lady: "Doing my best to piss off the religious right!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 16 Oct 07 - 02:25 PM I saw one that side by side squares like an odometer onl letters instead of numbers. The first 3 letters were I R A and the 4th square had a Q rolling into an N. Back in 04 I saw one that said JOHN KERRY bringing complete sentences back to the White House |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dead Horse Date: 15 Oct 07 - 11:31 PM WARNING. This vehicle is Alarmed. But the driver has seen it all before. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dwditty Date: 15 Oct 07 - 10:41 AM Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate 10. __________________ For a cheese shop in Amherst, Mass: Honk if you love cheeses! ______________________ I saw this one, pasted upside down on the bumper: Honk if I'm Polish dw |
