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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Catherine Jayne Date: 06 Jul 02 - 06:32 PM My darling oversized littles brother had a sticker which read "Don't walk on the grass, smoke it" another not so tasteful and non PC one was "Don't drink and drive, smoke dope and fly" well my mother was less than impressed. When he nstarted to learn to drive he had a sticker which read " Don't diss the car.....your daughter may be in it". Well I would say he lead a sheltered life but sadly not. The poor buggar is going into the RAF!!!!! cat |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Skipper Jack Date: 06 Jul 02 - 12:44 PM The Car in Front ISN'T a Toyota Don't follow me, I'm lost!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Coyote Breath Date: 05 Jul 02 - 03:50 PM Again, here are some helmet stickers: "W.W.B.D. (what would bubba do?)" "Capable of evading highspeed pursuit" (seen on a Ducatti 900 Super Sport, not a helmet) "DILLIGAF" (figure it out) "Take me drunk, I'm Home" CB
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,guest Date: 05 Jul 02 - 10:10 AM Honk if you voted for Gore (it's that button in the middle of the steering wheel). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Trevor Date: 05 Jul 02 - 08:12 AM Sorry, but the pi one has passed me by. Saw this yesterday - 'Driven badly? Phone someone who gives a shit' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 05 Jul 02 - 01:18 AM Just saw this one the other day: Grow your own dope...plant a man |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jun 02 - 12:51 PM Seen on an advertising bench, the kind you can sit on to wait for the bus: and, a very rude sticker on a car...you've been warned :-), if you still want to read it scroll down Who lit the fuse on your tampon? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 06 Jun 02 - 02:50 AM Bill D, If you can make your PC-generated "pi" symbol show up on your Mudcat post, why can't joe clone make insert it here in my post for the T-shirt/bumper-sticker slogan where it's supposed to be? I'm befuddled. Genie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,ozmacca Date: 05 Jun 02 - 11:15 PM Glad you liked it vl. I personally have never knowingly snapped a whip in my life.... or whipped a snap, come to that. There was also the one that said.. DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY and which had the partnering sticker on the other side DON'T HAPPY, BE WORRY. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: CapriUni Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:51 PM Can't remember if this one was in any of the other threads or not, but what the hey:
Born Again |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:36 PM the trick is, you have to specify the font the symbol is contained in,,,,which on a PC is called "symbol" the code for it look like this..(I hope)..I do NOT do this in my head, I have 2 little helper programs.. <FONT FACE="Symbol" SIZE="4"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">p</FONT><BR><FONT COLOR="#FF0080"></FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF00FF"></FONT></FONT> |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:35 PM LOL,oz. That brings to mind: The Older I Get the Better I Was Nice to be called a whippersnapper. vl |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:32 PM well...it's a red 'pi' on MY machine...which is a PC |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:31 PM hmmm..let's see
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,ozmacca Date: 05 Jun 02 - 09:13 PM Van Lingle, you're just a whippersnapper, lad... This is one sticker I saw recently that provides a much needed ego boost to the elders among us.. GREY POWER REMEMBERS WHEN...what was it now? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle Date: 05 Jun 02 - 08:57 PM Well kat, things will probably have to get a whole lot worse for a revolution to occur but with Shrub in the white house and his resurrection of deficit spending that's a distinct possibilty. Congratulations to your girl and deepest sympathy to you. I'm staring down the maw of the big Five-0 in a couple of months. vl |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 05 Jun 02 - 08:07 PM Faneffingtastic website, CH, thanks!! There's hope when one sees that kind of thing going on! I esp. liked clicking on his stickers and reading his comments about each one. Van Lingle, that's what my daughter has felt would happen ever since she was a little girl and she believes it will be her generation which gets it going (she'll be *gulp* 25 in July!) kat |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle Date: 05 Jun 02 - 07:14 PM Saw this one on the way home from work this evening: Stop Bitching, Start a Revolution! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Jun 02 - 07:54 PM BTW the URL for Geek Culture is http://www.geekculture.com/culture/erotica/erotocam.html (See computers take it alloff) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gareth Date: 04 Jun 02 - 06:56 PM In the general interests of the 'Cat 'Cos curiosity will kill- Here is a Clicky to 'unamerican.com' Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: mousethief Date: 04 Jun 02 - 05:10 PM Also one I saw: "Never eat anything that comes when you call it." Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: mousethief Date: 04 Jun 02 - 05:07 PM Excellent site, Clinton! I especially like "Reboot America." Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Clinton Hammond Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:37 PM I may have mentioned this in one of the earlier versions of this thread... But if not... Visit unamerican.com The BEST stickers/t-shirt/coffee cups are there! ;-)
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:32 PM Maybe. But I wonder if he's into Geek Erotica. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gareth Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:28 PM I Think Bill Gates may have misread Greek for Geek Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:08 PM Snafu'd again! [What's Bill Gates got against the Greeks?] Thanks again, anyway, Clone. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Jun 02 - 04:04 PM Thanks, Joe-- but it isn't very funny (to me) if the word "pi" is written out. [The T-shirt also had "pi carried out to umpteen hundred decimal places on the back.) So I'll just say the sticker said:
Got Milk? Let's try holding down the "option" key on the Mac and hitting "p" [which yields the Greek symbol on my screen] and see what happens when I post it:
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Songster Bob Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:18 PM Don't know if this one is in one of the earlier threads, but I recently saw two stickers on the back of a truck. On the left, it said, "Grateful." On the right, it said, "Dead." Songbob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:12 PM Well, I HAD the Greek letter "pi" after "need" in my post [in MS Word], but it disappeared into cyberspace when I submitted the post. Can one of you clones insert the Greek letter? (If so, you can delete this post.) Genie
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:08 PM I saw a funny T-shirt recently that would make a good bumper sticker.
Got Milk
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Mudjack Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:07 PM I didn't read all of the threads but will offer this as a recent find. "Driver carries NO CASH" He's married Mj |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Jun 02 - 03:04 PM Compost happens
----- Capri, (cf. a sticker you mentioned in Part 3) I made up a cartoon years ago that showed a business sign by an old house. It said
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Larkin Date: 04 Jun 02 - 02:34 PM I saw this one in Amsterdam some years ago but equally relevant today Avoid Hard Drugs! - The only dope worth shooting is George W Bush. |
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Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 04 Jun 02 - 02:21 PM Part THREE, with links to previous ones, can be found by Clicking Here Seen today: Politicians and Diapers Should be Changed.....for the Same Reason! |
