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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robomatic Date: 02 Apr 04 - 11:42 PM Jesus Died For Your Sins......Make It Worth His While! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: open mike Date: 02 Apr 04 - 05:19 PM I guess they did not cut and paste so i typed them out.... Don't Blame Us--We Voted for Gore Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing its Idiot President Bush is an oxymoron. Noone died when Clinton lied. Save the Environment, plant a Bush back in texas. Any man who can render himself unconscious with a pretzel Isn't smart enough to lead the free world. The last time people listened to a Bush, folks wandered around in the desert for 40 years. Read between the pipelines. Democrats are sexy--who ever heard of a great piece of elephant? Stop mad cowboy disease. We didn't elect him, we don't have to keep him. SeeYa George.com like father like son one term only. Vote Democrat, the ass you save may be your own If you aren't completely appalled, then youhaven't been paying attention. Who knew Jeb ws the smart one? $87,000,000,000.00 Thanks George GORE 50,999,897 BUSH 50,456,002 Re-Defeat Bush Democrats.com >> join us Bush is a weapon of mass deception. Democrats.com >> join us Bush and Cheney got rich, Did You? Democrats.com >> join us Send Bush to Iraq, bring our troops home Democrats.com >> join us |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: open mike Date: 02 Apr 04 - 04:53 PM just got this e-mail Subject: Fw: Bumper stickers |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 02 Apr 04 - 02:18 PM open mike, LMAWROTF!!! Good one! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Flash Company Date: 02 Apr 04 - 06:33 AM I owe! I owe! It's off to work I go! FC |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: open mike Date: 02 Apr 04 - 05:27 AM ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Schantieman Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:35 PM I think I once calculated the mass of a mole of moles. Must have had nothing else to do.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:29 PM No, you were right the first time. It's Avogadro, Amadeo Avogadro. Avogadro's got your number! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Schantieman Date: 30 Mar 04 - 11:51 AM Actually, on re-reading that, I think it should be Avagadro! S |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: mike the knife Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:20 PM At a great little seafood stand on the Eastern Shore of VA: "Eastern Shore, We're Rural, Not Stupid" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Chief Chaos Date: 29 Mar 04 - 01:55 PM On a Coast Guard rescue patch - Elvis - If you're out there - we'll find you! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Lark Date: 29 Mar 04 - 01:45 PM Small bumper sticker from sundance food store: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchie and go good with katsup." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 29 Mar 04 - 10:50 AM Not one I've seen, but it came to me this morning, while feeding my grandson his bottle, and I decided it should be one: Content Babies Just SUCK!**BG** |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Alba Date: 06 Nov 03 - 08:14 PM Just purchased by a friend last week. God was my co pilot till we crashed in the Mountains...and I had to eat Him! JD |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 06 Nov 03 - 07:36 PM Support Search and Rescue...get lost! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: LilyFestre Date: 31 Jul 03 - 02:42 PM One of my favorites......... Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole! Lily =^..^= |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 31 Jul 03 - 01:13 PM Seen in my neighborhood: "Regime change begins at home" "My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor Student" "My child was student of the month at King Stahlman Bail Bonds" "Partnership for a Stupidity-Free America" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 31 Jul 03 - 12:44 PM Seen on the back of a Ford Escort along with two Marines window decals: Discourage Inbreeding...Ban Country Music! Then I thought of one as I saw one of the anti-choice license plates which one can purchase in Colorado, with a columbine on it and the words "respect life." I would have a bumper sticker that says Respect Life...Use a Condom! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: YOR Date: 23 Jun 03 - 12:27 PM Genuine GM Rust Bucket |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dipsodeb Date: 22 Jun 03 - 06:11 PM I have had this one on the back of the old camper for a few years now. I ONLY BRAKE FOR ELVES, FAIRIES, AND OTHER INVISIBLE BEINGS THAT ONLY I CAN SEE |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Pelrad Date: 21 Jun 03 - 06:03 PM "Honk if you're sentient" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 21 Jun 03 - 01:15 PM This is one I've never seen, until today: A Nice Ass Should Be Seen, Not Heard! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: MarkS Date: 26 Apr 03 - 09:39 PM 186,000 miles per second Its not just a good idea, its the LAW!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ely Date: 26 Apr 03 - 08:39 PM "Reunite Gondwanaland" (a geophysicist joke) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Micca Date: 26 Apr 03 - 03:49 PM I thought Avogadro was just a pre-dinner appetiser until I discovered Science Heisenberg may or may not rule OK! Schrodinger Rules the waves, probably! Not on bumpers but as banners on Science dept. screensavers in the last few weeks |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Schantieman Date: 26 Apr 03 - 02:26 PM Avogadro. 6.02 * 10^23 Know-all ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: MarkS Date: 25 Apr 03 - 05:13 PM Beer - Proof that God loves us and want us to be happy (Got that on a tee shirt) Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robinia Date: 25 Apr 03 - 05:55 AM I like "Hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Rapparee Date: 24 Apr 03 - 07:34 PM You have to know some science to understand "Avragdo has everyone's number." (I'm sure that I spelled his name wrong, too.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: The O'Meara Date: 24 Apr 03 - 06:47 PM Think "Honk" if you're telepathic. Honk if you've never seen an UZI fired at an automobile. Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie. You're just jealous because the voices talk to ME! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Merritt Date: 24 Apr 03 - 11:47 AM Spinning off "I'd Rather Be Sailing" or "I'd Rather Be Golfing" we used to have one that read: I'd Rather Be Smashing Imperialism Think it's time to renew my subscription on that one. Also, during the days when it seemed like every other car had yellow, triangular signs that said "Baby On Board" or "Salsero a Bordo," etc. I saw one that said "Who Cares Who's On Board?" - Merritt "It's all one big note." - Frank Zappa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,EBarnacle Date: 23 Apr 03 - 11:25 PM Driving up Ocean Parkway the other day, I saw: Gravity rules! When I pulled up alongside to enquire, the driver told me that he jumps out of aircraft for the government. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 23 Apr 03 - 09:13 PM "This car has a spoiler and an airbag - my wife and mother in law" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Rapparee Date: 23 Apr 03 - 06:40 PM "Visualize using your turn signal" "I'm pro-choice: I choose to eat meat, wear fur, and own guns" (Saw this in Alaska) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: okthen Date: 23 Apr 03 - 03:40 PM There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary,and those who don't. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: SINSULL Date: 22 Apr 03 - 08:09 PM Lee Harvey, Where are you now that we need you? Jesus saves...Green Stamps. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 22 Apr 03 - 06:47 PM On a background of the green profile of the Colorado Rockies: It's all good |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Rustic Rebel Date: 22 Apr 03 - 06:41 PM Just saw this one yesterday; Draft the protesters! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,pdc Date: 22 Apr 03 - 12:41 PM Two oldies but still goodies: Support mental health or I'll kill you. and When political correctness was everywhere: Nuke a gay whale for Jesus. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: The O'Meara Date: 22 Apr 03 - 12:14 PM On the back of my truck: CAUTION Driver just doesn't give a shit anymore! One of my favorites that draws an interesting reaction: "Your college sucks!" O'Meara |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 22 Apr 03 - 10:39 AM HARMONY Support our troops Pray for Peace |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Puffenkinty Date: 23 Oct 02 - 09:01 AM On a car near a Middle School: "My kid can beat up your honor student." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,BOROMIRH Date: 23 Oct 02 - 08:07 AM I brake for tailgaters |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Wayne Date: 22 Oct 02 - 05:32 PM "I brake for banjo pickers" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jimmyt Date: 22 Oct 02 - 02:31 PM A few that come to mind: Jesus Saves... by shopping wisely and clipping coupons If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let him sleep |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: ballpienhammer Date: 21 Oct 02 - 11:45 PM mine= I'd rather eat worms than drive a Chevy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Date: 21 Oct 02 - 10:10 PM BUCKLE UP so the aliens can't suck you out of your car. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bill Date: 21 Oct 02 - 05:13 PM The best one I've seen was on a Mini driven by a young girl 'YOU GOT TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS TO FIND AN HANDSOME PRINCE' Bill C |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Midchuck Date: 21 Oct 02 - 02:03 PM My little girl, who is in Bozeman, MT, and is a hard-ass backcountry skier, has a (girl) friend who is an even harder-ass backcountry skier who says she saw one she's been trying to find ever since: Just because I'll sleep with you, doesn't mean I'll ski with you. Peter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Troll Date: 21 Oct 02 - 07:19 AM Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely administrative. WHAT!!? Hang up and Drive! troll |
