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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dick greenhaus Date: 15 Oct 07 - 10:22 AM This is Plan B |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Geordie-Peorgie Date: 14 Oct 07 - 04:49 PM Carpenter from Nazareth seeks Joiners |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 13 Oct 07 - 11:11 PM Love that, frogprince! I saw one the other day that said "Draft for President Lou Dobbs - Independent '08" or something close to that. Thought it a great idea! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Date: 13 Oct 07 - 10:49 PM Seen for the first time today: "Yoda Loves Me". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 18 Sep 07 - 11:10 PM Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 18 Sep 07 - 10:50 PM How many people have to die for a barrel of oil? It's hard to convince people you're helping them while killing them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: TRUBRIT Date: 04 Sep 07 - 10:31 PM WE have a lovely bull mastiff........saw the following bumper sticker on a car and actually followed it into a gas station to ask where he found the sticker. it said ' and on the 8th day, God made bull mastiffs'......you have to own one of these sweet dogs to really get it.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 04 Sep 07 - 09:48 PM Thanks, Genie. Becca! I just saw that on a tshirt a couple of weeks ago. Loved it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,TIA Date: 04 Sep 07 - 09:41 PM CHENEY/VOLDEMORT '08 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Becca72 Date: 04 Sep 07 - 06:10 PM "Come to the Dark Side....we have cookies" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Sep 07 - 05:22 PM Kat, I love your "... screwed by an elephant" one too! LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,sinky Date: 04 Sep 07 - 10:15 AM I LOVE NEWCASTLE, well it made me piss myself laughing |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 04 Sep 07 - 12:10 AM Love those, Genie, Alba and van lingle! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Genie Date: 04 Sep 07 - 12:08 AM Just saw a good one today, on a car that obviously (based on another bumper sticker) belonged to a dog owner/lover: Wag more, Bark less. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Alba Date: 03 Sep 07 - 10:29 PM This one I saw a few weeks ago. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle Date: 03 Sep 07 - 09:58 PM "Non-judgement Day is Near!" "So Many Tunes, So Little Time". Saw it on a fiddle case last night. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 03 Sep 07 - 06:45 PM One seen yesterday made us both laugh out loud: Cheney/Satan '08 Now THAT'S a truth-in-advertising campaign sticker! Another seen recently: My sexual preference is often. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: heric Date: 21 Jul 07 - 01:18 PM My other ride is your mom Warning - Driver no longer gives a shit I see O'Meara has one. It's the first time I've laughed out loud at a bumper sticker. On a weathered 82 Nissan. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 19 Jul 07 - 10:58 PM I posted this in the Who's going to be prez, too, but have to put in here for the record: Seen on a vehicle in New Hampshire, the Live Free or Die State: "Of course it hurts! You're being screwed by an elephant!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 16 Jun 07 - 04:16 PM Love that one, Sandra, the more wag! You're welcome re' the Coexist one. I just saw one yesterday on a car right here in my town! She also had one that said, "I support separation of Church and Hate!" Really like that one! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 31 May 07 - 05:16 AM Kat, thanks for the Coexist link, I've sent it to a few friends! sandra my favourite is the sticker someone referred to in another thread - More wag, less bark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Joe_F Date: 30 May 07 - 09:24 PM In 1968, I made my own bumper sticker: HUMPHREY We Could Do Worse If I had a bumper to put it on today, I think I would go for Hold your nose and vote the straight Democratic ticket My parents said that when I was little, and a friend of mine recently looked it up on the Web & found it went back to the election of 1896. As political advice goes, it has worn well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Date: 30 May 07 - 02:29 PM Darwin Loves You! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 30 May 07 - 01:30 PM This one made me laugh ruefully: "I never thought anyone could make me miss Nixon" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 30 May 07 - 12:48 PM Seen on a truck the other day: Aged to perfection...old guys rule! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 30 Apr 07 - 01:57 PM Here's a picture of the Coexist one I really like that! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Date: 29 Apr 07 - 11:11 PM When I was running a site in Iran we had three brand new Chevvy trucks and one old beat up LandRover. Nearly a year later at the end of the job the old LandRover was the only vehicle still running. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 29 Apr 07 - 07:37 PM Pictures of 'er! We want pictures!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Phot Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:49 PM Its a Discovery sort of, as 422 off the production line. It has Range Rover chassis, axles, gearbox(LT77), bulkhead, inner wings, mirrors, Montego van rear lights, Morris Marina door handles, Mini Metro clocks, and headlights from a Sherpa van! Parts bin special, the first Disco's were all of that, but 18 years later she's still going strong, looking and sounding(V8) as good as the day she rolled out of Lode Lane. Its a Landrover, and no git in goverment will stop me enjoying the old girl! (She'll probably out do me!) Wassail!! Chris. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:36 PM When Rover decided to sponsor an expedition to drive three of their (then new) Rangerovers from London to Karachi, all three ended up stranded in a dry river bed, and had to be rescued by a farmer with a twenty five year old Landrover. Kinda says it all doesn't it? Don T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:17 PM Land rover? I thought the range rover was ace. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 29 Apr 07 - 06:12 PM "Horn broken; watch for finger" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 29 Apr 07 - 04:35 PM Chris, there used to be an old hearse in front of a beauty salon where we lived in Wyoming. It had painted on the side, "We curl up and dye for you." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Phot Date: 29 Apr 07 - 04:04 PM I saw one for sale recently, "My other car is a Herse" I so want to get it for Pixie of Doom(Now an Undertaker!)but she thinks its a bit naff. I'm getting a new cover made up for the spare wheel on my Landrover too, "Authorised Hummer recovery service".............Well we do make the best4X4XFar! Wassail!! Chris. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Date: 29 Apr 07 - 02:17 PM Obey or W will strike again |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 29 Apr 07 - 01:39 PM heckuva job, Georgie! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Midchuck Date: 29 Apr 07 - 11:11 AM My favorite one of all time requires knowing Pogo upside down and backwards, chapter and verse, but there are many old geezers out there who do, judging by the responses to an old thread on Deck Us All with Boston Charlie. This was custom made for my wife's VW Rabbit in the 70s. We called it Bun. The bumpersticker said "I Carry the Hose." I said you had to know Pogo! But everyone who really matters does know Pogo upside down and backward, chapter and verse. When my daughter was 9 or so, she was reading one of the older books, and laughed. I asked, what was funny? She said, a frog jumped out of M'amzell Hebzibah's cake and the Rackety Coon chile shot it with a water pistol. I said, oh yeah, "Leetle Rocket Coon Chile, you have save ze Hepzibah's life!" One of the few times I really impressed my daughter. Small victories are important. Do you remember seeing "Good, Though!" about 20 years before Utah recorded it (and that was more than 30 years ago)? Peter |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,van lingle Date: 29 Apr 07 - 10:56 AM Not necessarily funny but I saw these two on a car driven by a young lady the other day: Against Abortion? Don't Have One. I've Read the Bible, That's why I'm an Atheist. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: iancarterb Date: 29 Apr 07 - 12:55 AM My favorite one of all time requires knowing Pogo upside down and backwards, chapter and verse, but there are many old geezers out there who do, judging by the responses to an old thread on Deck Us All with Boston Charlie. This was custom made for my wife's VW Rabbit in the 70s. We called it Bun. The bumpersticker said "I Carry the Hose." I said you had to know Pogo! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: TRUBRIT Date: 29 Apr 07 - 12:51 AM Frodo failed - Bush has the ring. (Sorry if this is a repeat.....) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 28 Apr 07 - 05:04 PM Epee fencers touch you all over |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Donuel Date: 28 Apr 07 - 02:53 PM Co-Exist The letters are made of various religious symbols and secular icons. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: saulgoldie Date: 28 Apr 07 - 12:47 PM Not a bumper sticker, but...I saw this vanity plate back in the 80s in DC when I was a bicycle courier. It read: TIH2WA I puzzled on it for a few moments. When I rode, I always had a rearview mirror on my helmet. When the car passed, the joke became instantly clear. A local newspaper columnist wrote about it sometime later, raising a BIG ole hue and cry about the travelling obscenity that kids must be protected from (as opposed to the obscenity of WAR). People protested, and the message reached the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles), and they revoked the plate. Some people just have NO sense of humor! But wherever people laugh and share bumper stickers and vanity plates, it lives on. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 28 Apr 07 - 11:17 AM Good ones, recent additions! I was reminded last night of one I had years ago: Fight smog, ride a cowboy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 28 Apr 07 - 04:24 AM Scouts do it with 3 fingers Rugby is played by men with odd shaped balls |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mr Red Date: 28 Apr 07 - 03:49 AM Bumper being the opperative word seen on a low flat trailer on the bulkhead - being towed at 80mph by a 4X4 advertising their product and their driving skills! "Weaving Machinery" OK thanks for the warning. And thanks for overtaking, I prefer you in front - to see where you are, PAL! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Little Robyn Date: 10 Sep 06 - 03:38 PM Saw this around a number plate on a big SUV: If you can read this - I've lost the boat! Robyn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Partridge Date: 10 Sep 06 - 03:06 PM Saw one that made me smile the other day. In the UK lots of cars have a card hanging on the back window that says Baby on Board, the one I saw was a variation on that it said Body in Boot pat x |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 09 Sep 06 - 07:59 PM Saw this one, today: "Religion ruled the Dark Ages" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Becca72 Date: 25 Mar 06 - 02:03 PM "Everything was fine until that house fell on my sister" *actually had that one on my last vehicle. |
