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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Fred (Beetle) Bailey Date: 23 Mar 05 - 08:30 AM A friend of mine coined: B U S H I T |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Blackcatter Date: 21 Mar 05 - 11:14 AM My old Pinto used to have a skicker on it: "Please don't tailgate, this is a Pinto, afterall..." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: coldjam Date: 05 Feb 05 - 11:43 PM The one I saw said, "Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 05 Feb 05 - 04:39 PM LOL, love those ones, Ranger1! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: ranger1 Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:29 PM Two of my recent favorites are: "Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite." "Dog is my co-pilot." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Pogo Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:32 PM heh... " Honk louder...I'm reloading my gun " |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:07 PM When I'm not in my right mind, My left mind gets pretty crowded. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 27 Jan 05 - 03:52 PM Its a beautiful day - some bastard's going to spoil it The car was on a police tow truck at the time! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Date: 26 Jan 05 - 08:07 PM I haven't seen this, but shouldn't it be out there? "PRIVATIZE MARRIAGE" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 26 Jan 05 - 05:15 PM Reinstate the draft...in the red states only. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: saulgoldie Date: 15 Oct 04 - 01:12 PM There is a LOT to read through; perhaps this was already posted and I missed it: "The voices in my head are telling me to go home and clean my guns!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Harmoni Date: 15 Oct 04 - 12:22 PM On the back of a pick-up: My truck doesn't leak; it's just marking it's territory! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Roger in Baltimore Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:11 AM What Would Scooby Doo? Big RiB |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:06 AM Got rights? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mr Red Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:42 AM next to the baby on board yeloow dangly was a copycat one that said "ex-wife in boot" (US translation would be Ex-wife in trunk) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mr Red Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:12 AM belter (apposite?) call me a pedant but the message would carry more conviction if it read You're too close |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: dick greenhaus Date: 14 Oct 04 - 10:48 AM IS GOD REALLY TRUSTWORTHY? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Scoville Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:23 PM "My [fill in your favorite dog breed] is smarter than your honor student" (Most say "border collie", mine says "American Eskimo dog") "Protect the American Economy: Outsource Bush & Cheney" and a virtual bumper sticker forwarded by a friend: "Practice Abstinence: No Bush, No Dick" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 13 Oct 04 - 01:23 AM Another one: Dick + Bush= Screwed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: belter Date: 12 Oct 04 - 06:19 PM I'd like a bumper sticker that says "Your to close". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoppaGator Date: 12 Oct 04 - 04:21 PM Re-defeat Bush! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:16 AM Save the Environment - Plant a Bush Back in Texas |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 12 Oct 04 - 12:58 AM Seen on a campaign button for Kerry/Edwards: "Bring back complete sentences!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 29 Sep 04 - 06:56 PM Really on a bumper of a car: Do you follow Jesus this close? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mrrzy Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:59 PM I'M THE REAL FATHER (then, in tiny print: of your honor roll student) Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales for Jesus (one up on a prior one) Cthulhu (sp?) for President - Why Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Date: 21 Sep 04 - 12:28 AM 'Cos you're an idiot? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Date: 20 Sep 04 - 02:16 PM No, there it is, but why did it take 20 minutes to appear?.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Date: 20 Sep 04 - 02:13 PM Oh, Oh; in the midst of getting diconnected and reconnected, I must have put a submission on the end of the wrong thread; somewhere out there the words "Orgasm Donor" must be floating out of context, and people who don't know me are taking me for an idiot; usually only people who know me take me for an idiot... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoppaGator Date: 20 Sep 04 - 01:53 PM GOD-- Please Protect Me From YOUR FOLLOWERS!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: frogprince Date: 20 Sep 04 - 01:44 PM "Orgasm Donor" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 20 Sep 04 - 12:58 PM What do we want ? Procrastination. When Do We Want it ? Next Month. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 19 Sep 04 - 08:36 PM On a bass player's case: "Bass players do it with lower frequency" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Terry Allan Hall Date: 19 Sep 04 - 07:25 PM robomatic, that singer was Larry Groce...he also did "Junkfood Junkie", BTW. If I can find the words to "The Bumper Sticker Song", I'll post 'em here...they're in one of my many, many songbooks. :eek: |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST Date: 19 Sep 04 - 06:25 PM "If you're not a hemmeroid, get off my arse!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 19 Sep 04 - 04:48 AM Not a bumper sticker, but still worth posting, imo: saw these at a powwow this weekend: Native American Homeland Security Also, there was one which said, "I'm part-white, but I can't prove it!" LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Neighmond Date: 13 Aug 04 - 03:25 AM I had two... Watchmakers do it for hours and (on my 1974 Galaxie 500) Laugh all you want to...It's PAID FOR! Chaz |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: jeffp Date: 12 Aug 04 - 04:04 PM I love my country but I think we need to see other people |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 12 Aug 04 - 03:49 PM When Jesus said love thy enemies he probably meant don't kill them. I'm going nucking futs And, one anudder Mudder saw and told me about...hope I get it right: Vote Democrat...noone said "give me a piece of elephant." (for those who live elsewhere, the mascot of the Democratic party is a donkey:-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: CarolC Date: 09 Aug 04 - 02:24 PM The teacher at an accordion workshop I attended at the Florida Folk Festival sent me this one... SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM... PLAY ACCORDION |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: PoppaGator Date: 09 Aug 04 - 02:12 PM JESUS IS COMING: LOOK BUSY! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Date: 09 Aug 04 - 01:08 AM Just because you've got one it doesn't mean you have to Be one |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 22 Jul 04 - 02:33 AM I'm not going to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 21 Jul 04 - 02:14 PM Garbage Kills Bears Don't make me get my flying monkeys! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: van lingle Date: 28 Jun 04 - 09:38 PM WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY REALLY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Rapparee Date: 26 Jun 04 - 05:50 PM My honor student downsized your bully. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bob Hitchcock Date: 26 Jun 04 - 05:07 PM One I bought for the wife last week - Re-Defeat Bush Seen on the Washington Beltway recently - Someone else for President. Bush, 4 more wars. Bush, Quagmire accomplished. My other car is also a pile of crap. Florida 2000, enough said, vote democratic. Bush '04, there are still 3 countries I haven't pissed off yet. Bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Kent Davis Date: 26 Jun 04 - 01:01 AM Illiterate? Write for free help. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Date: 25 Jun 04 - 05:51 PM we need to make one that reads... Let's ELECT our President this time |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 25 Jun 04 - 09:03 AM "Wife on board: free driving advice given" RtS (no, dear not you, of course!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 24 Jun 04 - 11:34 PM We are making enemies faster than we can kill them! |
