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BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR

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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 09:57 AM

"The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an artist"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM

"Change is inevitable,Growth is optional"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Becca72
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:08 PM

"Fat people are hard to kidnap"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:20 PM

Katlaughing,if you go to www.internetbumperstickers.com you will find a large variety of free bumper stickers which can be used in E-mail, websites & Blogs.
Think you might like them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 03:38 PM

Just saw this one, today:

Real Musicians have Day Jobs!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:41 AM

Come the Rapture, can I have your car?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 05:03 PM

Those are great, INgrid! the other new ones, too, folks!

Just saw these, today:

God invented sex...I only perfected it!

Still HOT...only now it comes in flashes!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:50 PM

Oh No! Not another learning opportunity!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:07 PM

REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Ingrid Frances Stark
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM

Saw this pair on the back of an 18-wheeler:
on the left, "Passing side", on the right, "Suicide".

Others I've seen:

On the back of a Jeep: "Poor Man's Hummer"

BU**SH**

I heard the bumper sticker round on NPR once, years ago:

Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty (repeat)
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you still have one? (repeat)
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? (repeat)
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty (repeat)

This inspired the name of a now disbanded a capella group I was in during the early 90's: Senseless Acts of Harmony (we practiced random music).

I had a passle of bumper stickers on my last van, but I got tired of the tailgators who just wanted to read them. My current truck has no stickers, and as a deterrent, I have a black spiked dogtoy on my trailer hitch ball.

Ingrid


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 03:31 PM

Well, my mind did another of its blips and I read 'Funny Bumper Snickers...


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 02:11 PM

jeffp - ya know, I didn't even think to look? Be great if it was, eh?:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Bert
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 12:30 PM

Not funny individually but the unfortunate juxtaposition struck me as funny.

Saw a van with a yellow ribbon "Support our troops" right next to it was a blue ribbon "Please spay and neuter"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 22 Oct 05 - 06:06 PM

Will someone please poke holes in the top of my jar?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:06 AM

Was the IOSLVR plate on a Ford Ranger?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: moongoddess
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 06:40 PM

This is a story about a bumper sticker that is right up there with all the other weird stories. In the early 70's, when Nixon was President and in that Watergate mess, I had a bumper sticker on my blue VW that said "Honk if you think he is guilty." My husband at the time worked for the EPA and he came home one night and told me his boss wanted me to remove that bumper sticker from my car. Good ol' oppositional me said no of course. A few days later my car was towed from our driveway. The reason given was that I was behind in my car payments - not true. When we went to get the car it was missing just one thing - that bumper sticker.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:23 PM

LOL, these are great, folks! Keep 'em coming!

(BillD...considering where you live, I can understand the sensitivity. I cannot believe it, but i even self-censure what I put on my car these days!)

So, did ya'll get the IOSLVR?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:00 PM

Has it been 4 years yet?

Also just saw one mentioned above (Reunite Gondwanaland!), which I hadn't seen before, very funny!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 02:38 PM

On a greater philosophical scale......

What if the hokey pokey is what its all about?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Cool Beans
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 02:27 PM

Saw this in Maine last month:
Clean up the Earth. It's not Uranus.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 12:03 AM

(kat...I'd probably get in real trouble if I actually tried to USE that bumper sticker today....nerves are...ummm...sensitive)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 09:05 PM

LO< love those Bill! Yeah! We need those, today!

Interloper, taken tongue-in-cheek, it made me smile. Thanks!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:15 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:38 PM

you want a funny bumper sticker? I'll show you a funny bumpersticker! Well, maybe not so funny these days.....

In the early 1970s, during the gas crisis, EPA decided to promote the national speed limit with clever bumperstickers

They were put out on display at EPA headquarters in Wash DC, where I was working on a temporary assignment, and I manage to get 3 of them (and one other that said "The Faster You Go, the Richer They Get!")

Someone with sense took one look and within 2 days, they were all withdrawn and, I suppose destroyed.....gee...maybe it's time I put one on my big van!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Interloper
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:09 PM

This one is for katlaughing, I hope you enjoy it:

"If All the Feminists in the world were laid end to end....
   It would be the best thing that ever happened to them."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Ken New Mexico
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 10:43 PM

I have seen this from a bumper sticker chopped up and rearranged, "Proud Kids of Exceptional Parents."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: leftydee
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 03:31 PM

"What would Scooby Do?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 01:03 PM

It's not how deep you fish,
it's how you wiggle the worm.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 12:55 PM

One of our engineers bought a badly abused dodge stationwagon. It looked so bad that we immediately thought of the "Family Truckster" from National Lampoon's Family Vacation. We took our Oscar dummy (man overboard manakin), wrapped it in a blanket and tied it sitting-up on the roof of the wagon.

We then made a bumpersticker and put it on it's back.
It said "Wallyworld or Bust!"

Another we made for the car said "Puff the Tragic Wagon"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 08:07 AM

Using your turn signal is NOT giving information to the enemy


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: robomatic
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 04:25 AM

Seen in Anchorage a month ago:

Vegetables Aren't Food - Vegetables Are What Food Eats


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Mrrzy
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 09:18 PM

I also saw a car with the following vanity tag:
RVOVOM

Get it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 05:58 PM

I like that, Poppa!

Not a bumper sticker, a license plate instead, but it did make me laugh...say it out loud several times:

IOSLVR


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoppaGator
Date: 03 May 05 - 08:41 PM

Don't Pray in My School
I Won't Think in Your Church


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:34 PM

200 !!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:33 PM

Oh And By The way !


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:32 PM

NOT a bumper sticker , but a sign written transit van in south London ! "SINGH & SETHI - Builders " And underneat -"You've tried the Cowboys , now try thr Indians"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 08:43 AM

Draft SUV Drivers First!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM

"Landrovers only come in mud colour round here"

It was stuck high up on the cab though. Bumper stickers on a landie don't get read much...


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: ranger1
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 11:02 AM

I found Jesus
He was behind the couch, all along


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,Greycap
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:59 AM

"Guitarists are highly strung, but they don't fret much"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:19 PM

In the litter box of life
I'm only a grain of sand.


My wife said I should be more affectionate
so now I have a girlfriend, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: jeffp
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 08:45 AM

Don, I think I saw your car on the road the other day. I recognize the sticker. I thought it was great.

jeffp


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: wigan
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 06:14 AM

on back of a friends bike, when france wouldn't support iraq war,

F**K IRAQ.
NUKE FRANCE.

now theres an appealing thought!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 09:47 PM

I made and printed a magnetic yellow ribbon that says...

Support our Torture

it is currently on my white car.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoohBear
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 06:58 PM

Or to be more complete

Milk sucks!
GOT BEER?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoohBear
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 06:48 PM

GOT BEER?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 06:44 PM

I Have No Problem With God
It's His Fan Club I Can't Stand


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: PoohBear
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 04:59 PM

Jimmy Buffett for President
Put a real pirate in office


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR
From: GUEST,petr
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 08:19 PM

Jesus saves
the mongol hordes.


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