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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 21 Oct 02 - 01:34 AM WARNING....it's another rather rude one. If you are offended by bawdiness, sort of, back outta this thread before it is too late! Seen on a car, yesterday: Save a mouse, eat pussy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dipsodeb Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:37 PM hows about, I only brake for elves, fairies, dwarves and other unseeable creatures that only I can see. well that's my excuse anyway. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Naemanson Date: 26 Sep 02 - 09:13 AM Some I saw on a web site yesterday: One person, one vote. (May not apply in some states) I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Troll Date: 26 Sep 02 - 08:52 AM Cat. The other white meat. Stave, do you mean that the Hokey Pokey isn't what it's all about? troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Janie Date: 26 Sep 02 - 07:07 AM I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Steve Latimer Date: 25 Sep 02 - 10:27 PM This may be in the other threads, but I just saw i the other day. I can't do italics, but "is" is italicized on the bumper sticker. What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Jeep man Date: 25 Sep 02 - 10:00 PM Back of a Cadillac. "Visitors, thanks for coming, now go home! J |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bert Date: 25 Sep 02 - 01:37 AM Seen today. Don't blame me, my vote was thrown out in Florida. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Memphis Mud Date: 15 Sep 02 - 11:09 AM I sail a little Laser sailboat. Joining the Internation Laser Class Association gets you the newsletter and some bumper stickers. Two read: Sail it like you Stole it. Cheat the Nursing home. Die on your Laser. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 15 Sep 02 - 11:02 AM Owned by an Computer -worker bee, the following on was seen on the license plate of a new Volkswagen "Bug" "Feature"
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Mark Clark Date: 15 Sep 02 - 02:26 AM Saw one I liked the other day... BEER... Helping white people learn to dance since 1837 - Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Bman Date: 15 Sep 02 - 12:02 AM I have one on my car that says: I poke badgers with spoons. (If you don't find this funny, I'm sorry, I can't explain it to you. I thought it was hilarious and I had to have it.) regards, Bman |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Troll Date: 14 Sep 02 - 02:20 AM START WORRYING. DETAILS TO FOLLOW! YES, I AM AN AGENT OF SATAN BUT MY DUTIES ARE LARGELY ADMINISTRATIVE troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 14 Sep 02 - 01:05 AM Seen on guitar case: Just doing my part to piss off the religious right! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 13 Sep 02 - 07:42 PM Like I said, I don't always agree with them, but will include them::-) vegetarian: an old West definition of a lousy hunter |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 01 Aug 02 - 04:13 PM Just saw these on a desk at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles; made me chuckle, even though I may not agree.*bg* When you get older and begin to lose your memory you can forget about it. God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: CapriUni Date: 30 Jul 02 - 11:43 PM Singout -- my aide has that handbasket one on her car. Got a chuckle out of me... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Singout Date: 29 Jul 02 - 11:29 PM Where are we all going and why am I in this handbasket? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Guest again Date: 29 Jul 02 - 09:24 PM I found Jesus---he was behind the sofa all the time |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ian Darby Date: 29 Jul 02 - 08:52 PM The Fortean Times did a great range of UFO related bumper stickers, one read something like 'Stay back 25 feet, Alien bodies in back of vehicle'. In the U.K. we've got drivers showing stickers that say, 'Caution, Show Dogs/Cats/Gerbils/Guinea Pigs/Hamsters/Headlice in transit, Baby on board' etc. Whats that all about? Forgive me for being naive, but I don't think this appeals one bit to the finer humanitarian instincts of the testosterone driven, horn sprouting, cloven hoofed, red meat eating nazi herberts (and thats only the Women truckers) that drive 40 ton wagons at 60 mph, six inches off your back bumper on the M6 every Friday afternoon. I think a message like 'Show Tarantulas in transit', or 'Cockroach Roadshaw 2002' would be much more thought-provoking. At least you'd stand less chance of your car being 'done' when you park up in Moss Side or Salford., (or anywhere else in Manchester for that matter). And if any of you would like to advertise that you have a 'Learner Bhodran Player in Transit' ....... (Over-refreshed as usual, apologies in advance). Ian |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 29 Jul 02 - 12:57 AM Merry Meet, indeed, Ian! That's one of the few I hadn't heard, before. Capri, love those ones, too. One of my favs, I know I've posted before is: Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: CapriUni Date: 28 Jul 02 - 08:13 PM General bumper sticker comment here... Re: "Witches Do it in Circles"... My Dad is philosophically opposed to bumper stickers, believing that they do a lot toward getting a rise out of the drivers around you without allowing the space or time to discuss the issue... and with road rage on the rise, he'd rather not drive a car with any messages, thank-you-very-much. However... Where I live, there is a Pagan organization that hosts family potluck picnics every each sabbat at a public park, and the way we find the exact meeting place is to read the bumper stickers in the adjoining parking lot. If we see a lot of "The Goddess is Alive. Magic is afoot" and "Pagan Clergy" we know we're in the right place! ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ian Darby Date: 28 Jul 02 - 07:55 PM Kat Glad you liked it.. Merrymeet, Ian. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Kaleea Date: 28 Jul 02 - 01:51 PM During the 80's when there was a strong movement to pray for "world peace" I recall seeing this: "Visualize Whirled Peas" I don't believe they were referring to Linda Blair exorcising her right to turn her head. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 27 Jul 02 - 09:24 PM LOL!! Love it, Ian!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ian Darby Date: 27 Jul 02 - 08:22 PM 'Witches Do It In Circles'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: NH Dave Date: 27 Jul 02 - 04:40 PM Slightly off topic, but still humorous: Lady with a couple of small kids in tow, wearing a T Shirt saying, "So who pissed in your Corn Flakes this morning?" Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: NH Dave Date: 27 Jul 02 - 04:22 PM When I was in the UK, I bought a small yellow sticker for my bike that read "Short Vehicle". . . When I came back to the states, I spent the next two years explaining it to fellow Americans. For the others on the list, long vehicles, 18 wheelers to us Americans, in the UK have a black on yellow warning sticker on the back that says "Long Vehicle". The bike owners decided to go one better. Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 27 Jul 02 - 12:57 PM Who put the stop payment on my reality check? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: River Date: 17 Jul 02 - 03:39 AM "If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Van Lingle Date: 16 Jul 02 - 09:03 PM Here's one I'd like to see: Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Van Lingle Date: 16 Jul 02 - 09:00 PM So a very small one in the rear window of a van the other day, obviously directed at tailgaters: You have the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privilige. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Claymore Date: 16 Jul 02 - 06:50 PM A pair of bumper stickers, I saw the other day. The first was the ubiquitous "Mean People Suck" followed by the infinitely smoother "Nice People Swallow"... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,John Hernandez Date: 16 Jul 02 - 10:01 AM LET'S ELINIMATE DYSLEXIA! and DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 16 Jul 02 - 09:40 AM Don't Take Your Organs to Heaven... Heavens Knows We Need Them Here |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: TeriLu Date: 11 Jul 02 - 01:49 AM Visualize using your signal... Bush for lawn ornament! Three I made up: Worms are everywhere (after reading Hamlet) I would never brag about my incredibly gifted child!
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: John P Date: 11 Jul 02 - 12:09 AM Re-elect Gore in 2004 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 11 Jul 02 - 12:01 AM Where is Easy Street? I drive this way just to piss you off... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,Just Amy Date: 10 Jul 02 - 08:36 PM 1. I bought this car long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. 2. Gas, grass, ass - nobody rides for free 3. Damn, I got old quick 4. First you pillage, then you burn 4. If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle (Rita Mae Brown) 5. It isn't a help desk, it is a user abuse center |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Lepus Rex Date: 10 Jul 02 - 08:23 PM Ooh, Unamerican Activites mentioned in two out of four Bumper Sticker threads. >:) Besides the "Follow me to certain death" and "Godless commie scum" stickers on my car, I bought the following stickers from them (but I can't figure out where to put them): Carpe Genitalia Tomorrow's gonna suck. Life isn't fair I am a fucking genius and... Gimme gimme food stamps And my sister has one of theirs that reads "What would Ozzy do?" ---Lepus Rex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: GUEST,wilco48 Date: 10 Jul 02 - 05:17 PM This was actually a license plate. I saw this on a van that was full of a rather large family who were obviously on vacation. The van was full of kids of all ages and sizes. It said PB4UGO. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robomatic Date: 09 Jul 02 - 08:43 PM Oh, and during the 70's energy crisis a bud of mine from the Lone Star state saw this: "Drive fast, and freeze a Yankee!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Kaleea Date: 09 Jul 02 - 01:58 AM In the Midwest, I recall the following which are a couple of my favs: Up Yoors, Coors! Keep Grandma off the streets, legalize Bingo! Seen on the car bumper of a very old woman) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Bill D Date: 08 Jul 02 - 11:21 PM missed Genie's post from last month "Bill D, If you can make your PC-generated "pi" symbol show up on your Mudcat post, why can't joe clone make insert it here in my post for the T-shirt/bumper- sticker slogan where it's supposed to be? I'm befuddled." ...but Genie, if you are reading this..it **might** be possible for a JoeClone to do that insertion, but as you see, it takes a lot of code and some careful editing, and a lot to ask of volunteer labor..*grin*... And an interesting thing...I was just using a new browser I am testing (Mozilla, a cousin to Netscape) and in IT the 'pi' showed up as a red "p"...whereas, in the OTHER browser I use a lot, Opera, it still shows as a red "pi"....which gives you some idea of how inexact it all is... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: robomatic Date: 08 Jul 02 - 09:11 PM from some friends: Jesus Died For Your Sins Make it Worth His While A classical radio station used to mail the following out for free: Oberon was a Fairy Eschew Obfuscation There was also a song in the early 70's about Bumper Stickers, I remember about half of it but not the singer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Dead Horse Date: 08 Jul 02 - 05:58 PM When I drove trucks for the army, we often used to cart bits of bridges around the countryside for the engineers to play meccano with. On a particular long and boring excursion, finding a lump of chalk, I duly gave the army truck white wall tyres. Still bored, I chalked "H.M. Queen & Sons" on one side, and "Stop me and build one" on the other. The colonel at the bridging site didn't approve! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: katlaughing Date: 07 Jul 02 - 10:41 PM And I guess then the case could be a "Fender Bumper?":-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Ned Ludd Date: 07 Jul 02 - 07:02 PM my Mate just bought a fender guitar. It came with a bumper sticker -said 'Fender'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Janie Date: 06 Jul 02 - 11:12 PM "Ungrateful Yuppie Larva" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Part FOUR From: Gray D Date: 06 Jul 02 - 08:35 PM "Its a beautiful day - now watch some b*stard ruin it" |
