Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 30 Jan 07 - 01:13 PM That's the spirit, LH. Don't fuck around, buy a round! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 30 Jan 07 - 01:18 PM Make mine a double! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 30 Jan 07 - 01:18 PM Make mine a double! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 30 Jan 07 - 01:24 PM You can say that again. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 30 Jan 07 - 01:27 PM Flippin' A, man! - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Ebbie Date: 30 Jan 07 - 07:22 PM I'm so impressed. Through sheer perseverance and obstinacy you have surmounted 1200. um- Why? But carry on. (There's a lot of that) |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 31 Jan 07 - 12:17 AM "surmounted" Shane did that to the goat . . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 31 Jan 07 - 12:27 AM Just before the goat kicked him really hard, and that's why he walks kind of funny now. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Ebbie Date: 31 Jan 07 - 02:05 AM hahahhah |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jan 07 - 08:11 AM I understand that the kick also removed the bag from Shane's head and the goats were so badly frightened that they still haven't been rounded up. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 31 Jan 07 - 05:32 PM Da-a-a-a-ad |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 31 Jan 07 - 05:48 PM No, Shane isn't daid...just still clutching his crotch. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 31 Jan 07 - 06:07 PM Shane does that even when he hasn't been kicked. He was denied a Teddy bear when he was young. Folks do get used to him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Canadienne Date: 31 Jan 07 - 06:33 PM it's never too late Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 31 Jan 07 - 08:45 PM I just wanted to tell all of you that I've seen the error of my ways and have left to join the Trappist monastery. Too much sex, liquor, dope, and tobacco; I've damaged my body and soul too much. Farewell, my friends. Please pray for me, as I will be for you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 31 Jan 07 - 08:48 PM Poor guy. He'll be changing spark plugs on Pluto within a week. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Rapaire on his wife's computer Date: 31 Jan 07 - 08:58 PM Won't Pluto object? Won't Mickey? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 31 Jan 07 - 08:59 PM Now, THAT was clever. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Canadienne Date: 01 Feb 07 - 05:39 AM The dog goned car needs fixing again? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: JennyO Date: 01 Feb 07 - 09:21 AM Palindromic number 1221! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 01 Feb 07 - 01:36 PM Hey Shane, can I order one of these? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 01 Feb 07 - 02:02 PM Some flippin' retread stole my name! If I find out who then he is, like, dead, eh? I ain't no flippin' Bible Thumper and I am not goin' to no flippin' monsterary neither! - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 01 Feb 07 - 02:09 PM Now that's our Shane. I don't need a casket anyway, I'm not dead. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Canadienne Date: 01 Feb 07 - 02:12 PM http://www.strawbsweb.co.uk/related/monks/monks.jpg |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Canadienne Date: 01 Feb 07 - 02:13 PM so no more bad habits? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 01 Feb 07 - 02:26 PM "Palindromic number 1221!" There will be none of that kinky stuff here. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 01 Feb 07 - 02:58 PM I do not know who it was that last posted under my name, but I assure you that it wasn't me. I am soon to enter the Monastery of St. Dismas and will be known by the name of Brother Crispin Fiacre. I have already disposed of most of my worldly possessions, and have thrown my stash into the North Channel. Please do not be misled by that other. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 01 Feb 07 - 04:17 PM Anyone here scuba dive? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Cluin Date: 01 Feb 07 - 04:34 PM BDiBR's stash ain't worth going after. All seeds 'n' stems, as I hear. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Peace Date: 01 Feb 07 - 04:39 PM Oh. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Canadienne Date: 01 Feb 07 - 05:03 PM who cares.....? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 01 Feb 07 - 05:22 PM You can change Pluto's spark plugs now.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 01 Feb 07 - 05:22 PM Post 1234 |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Cluin Date: 01 Feb 07 - 06:10 PM Can't get a decent grow op going in Blind River. The bears keep getting into the crop. So do the O.P.P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 01 Feb 07 - 06:14 PM You flippin' impostor! I will find you, man. And when I do you will kiss the flippin' glove! - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Cluin Date: 01 Feb 07 - 06:23 PM You may be a redneck if... You wear this shirt for your engagement announcement photo Looks like his bride-to-be is about 10 years old too. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 01 Feb 07 - 09:10 PM Sorta thing ol' Shane would wear to his wedding. Only I guess he'll never get married now. Trappists take vows of poverty (no problem there!), chastity, and obedience -- and silence. I kinda think Shane might have a problem with those last three, but if he IS reformed and HAS found God, well, who knows? Crispin Fiacre, huh? I don't know about Crispin, but St. Fiacre is the patron saint of hemorrhoid sufferers. I guess it kind of fits. Well, I wish him luck in his new life. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River (Br. Crispin Fiac Date: 01 Feb 07 - 09:31 PM No, brother, I shall only kiss my Abbot's ring and that of my Bishop. I know your type, for I was once like you. I can only pray for your repentance and salvation, and offer you a welcome in St. Dismas Abbey. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 02 Feb 07 - 02:59 PM RE: You may be a redneck... My dad got re-married a number of years ago. When his wife (a lovely woman) died her two male grandchildren came to the funeral in their Harley T-shirts. On this side of the family we figured those were probably the nicest black shirts the guys had. They were pall bearers. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 04 Feb 07 - 08:20 AM Hi all, Sorry I haven't been around lately - I took missing out on the 'Poster of the Year 2006' award real bad. First I couldn't sleep and took to drink (BDiBR would have been proud).This affected my job and I got told to 'sort myself out or don't come back'. I then took to living rough on the streets around Darrington, pondering over what more I could have done to become poster of the year and seeking advice and words of wisdom from all quarters, drunks, hobos, men of the cloth and sages on the 5000 thread. Basically it turns out that I should have posted more. Now enlightened, I'm back to start my new campaign for the 2007 award, proper this time. And what a shock to return and find our spiritual leader BDiBR is now truly spiritual. What next on this thread? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Br. Crispin Fiacre, OCSO Date: 04 Feb 07 - 10:25 AM My dear brothers and sisters, I have been ordered by my Superiors to study at Monastera Masina Maria, our monastery in Madagascar. I am going with a joyful heart, filled with the knowledge of the goodness of God and knowing that He would never ask us to do that which is beyond our strength. It will be difficult for me to leave the land of my birth, to leave my family, but is it not written that "when I became a man I put on the things of a man?" I have grown up spiritually, as I had grown up physically, and I am, I feel, much better for it. I know now that my involvement with liquor, drugs, sex and the other traps of the flesh was God's way of testing me. I have found my true home here in the Cistercian Order of the Strict Observance (the Trappists) and hope to spend the rest of my life atoning for both my sins and those of others. It is very possible that I will return to Canada, even to Blind River, in the future. In the meantime, I shall pray for each of you and ask only that you do not listen to that imposter who posts as me as I used to be. Yours in Christ, Brother Crispin Fiacre, OCSO |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 04 Feb 07 - 01:37 PM "What next on this thread?" Well, I guess we know. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 04 Feb 07 - 05:16 PM Jeezus flippin' H! If you think God has tested you, flipface, you got no idea about it you dipheaded bolthole! It is when I find you that you will be tested, motherflipper. Trust me. I heard abuot flippin' identaty theft before but I never flippin' thought it would happen to me. This must be my punishment for the things I have, like done over the years...like all them snowmobiles I borrowed that are at the bottom of the lake now, eh? - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 04 Feb 07 - 05:41 PM Who IS Shane? Who is he? Only one can be real Which shall it be? Yeah, well, it ain't great poetry, and I never thought anyone would want to steal you-know-who's identity. I mean, why??? fer God's sakes? And then he converted and became a man of God, dedicating himself to the religious life. And not just any religious life, the hardest one around. No talking, not even being able to leave the confines of the Abbey much less look at a pretty girl! And now, when the New Shane is on his way to Madagascar some punk comes along and tries to steal his old, unrepentant, identity! How low can some people go, anyway? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 04 Feb 07 - 06:03 PM Rapaire! You are byond the flippin' pail, man. I hate you. I hope yer mungoberries shrivlle up and fall right off. Right there in front of yer eyes, eh? You stink! You are as useless as bazongas on a bull. Flip off and die. - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 04 Feb 07 - 07:11 PM Listen, punk-o. Before he entered the monastery Shane would've ripped you to pieces! Wasn't anybody who could out-drink, out-cuss, out-fight, out-love, out-dope, or out-anything else the Old Shane. Now you come along and say you're him! "Oh, I hope your mungoberries..." -- the Old Shane wouldn't have said something like that; no, he would've try to rip 'em off. At least he seems to have made peace with himself. Which is more than I can say for you, you white-livered, posy-sniffing, fake! And if you want to come out here and make something of it, come on ahead. I sure as heck can't be bothered to go to Blind River and look YOU up, you beer puke, you! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 04 Feb 07 - 07:48 PM Hey, punk-o! Maybe I'll drive over and see you after all. Ha ha ha ha! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Big Brother Don Date: 04 Feb 07 - 08:08 PM Ha! Ha! Ha! Oooweee! The little brother is really ticked now, eh? Ha! Ha! I nearly flippin' wet myself laffin'. He has gone downtown to drown his sorrows at the Iron Horse and try his tricks on the waitresses. He ain't got a dog's chance in hell though cos they all know him awlready, eh? That's his problem in this flippin' town. He can't hardly get away with nothin' here no more, so he usually goes to Sudbury now and then when he gets a great new idea to score dope or fast talk women or borrow somethin' from someone. We are gettin' to know the Sudbury cops better all the time. It was hate at first sight! Ha! Ha! Ha! The Blind River cops are almost family by now, eh? Same for the cops in Spanish. I buy 'em a donut now and then for laffs. Ain't seen Officer flippin' Dana for a bit now. She went back to cop school or somethin'. No big loss if you ask me. - Don "the Man" McBride |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 05 Feb 07 - 02:34 PM I found a picture of Shane (before he went in the Monastery) expressing his heritage his own way, Don. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,KAYLA Date: 05 Feb 07 - 04:20 PM |