Subject: Lyr Add: EARL GREY (Enda Kenny) From: JennyO Date: 19 Jan 03 - 02:04 AM Here are all the words of Enda Kenny's song about Earl Grey tea, from his album "Baker's Dozen" EARL GREY (can't stand the stuff - I like to steer clear of grey areas) Is it perfume? Is it tea? Whatever it is, it does nothing for me Should I drink it? Or dab it on? Can I swap it for a coffee or has all the water gone. It is hot, it is wet, It is eau de toilette Is it from the House of Lipton or Chanel? I only want a cup of tea, not this stuff you've given me, If you think I'm going to drink it go to..... Help me Someone call a doctor or a nurse, Call an ambulance I'm poisoned, And I think it's getting worse. I only wanted a cup of tea But I fear that my last mouthful will be the death of me It is hot, it is wet, It is eau de toilette To my mind it is more toilette than eau. If you want to spoil your day Add the oil of Earl Grey, I'm reliably informed it's bergamot. What a mouthful! Is it perfume? Is it wee? Whatever it's supposed to be it doesn't taste like tea. Should I drink it, or dab it on? Can I swap it for a coffee or has all the water gone. It is hot, it is wet, It is eau de toilette Is it Twinings? is it Tetley? let me see. Go ahead and make my day But please don't make me drink Earl Grey. All I want is a proper cup of tea. Enda Kenny (1995) |
Subject: RE: BS: A proper cup of tea: nothing like it! From: Cluin Date: 19 Jan 03 - 12:08 PM I agree. Earl Grey is to perfumey for me. But I drink it because other folks I drink tea with like it. I feel the same thing about Crown Royal rye, too. Overpriced perfume. |