Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: freda underhill Date: 17 Mar 04 - 10:00 PM last words from bilbo the Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, Let others follow it who can! Let them a journey new begin, But I at last with weary feet Will turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet. |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Mar 04 - 10:19 PM Right on, Shlio! There are 3 great universal references to all reality in the English language. They are... Shakespeare. The Bible. The writings of Bob Dylan. It's that simple. As Bob once said... "Don't ask me nothin' about nothin', I just might tell you the truth." - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Damon Date: 17 Mar 04 - 10:35 PM It really comes down to who wants it the most! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: someone Date: 18 Mar 04 - 02:19 AM hey, you are not allowed to post after me - I have to be the last in the thread! Stop posting! Immediately! ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Blackcatter Date: 18 Mar 04 - 02:20 AM Well it's not me! I can't make it to the grand opening. Flights from ORlando to Leeds are going for a minimum of $750. Don't suppose there's a scholarship fund for poor tin whistle players? |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Rasener Date: 18 Mar 04 - 02:58 AM Thats a shame Blackcatter, and there was me thinking you were a wealthy tycoon :-). I had ordered a red carpet and all of that. Better cancel straight away. If there was a fund, then I would be first in line :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Wolfgang Date: 18 Mar 04 - 06:53 AM To the youngsters here: In the old Mudcat, one could post with no name, not even the GUEST tag in the 'from' line. One could then, same as today, post with no content at all. So there were actually threads out there ending with no words by nobody. That is the closest to a refutation of the original Jim Dixon dixtum. It was even more funny when a thread started with no post from nobody. Corollary: Not in every thread someone has to be the before last. Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Ellenpoly Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:04 AM Just in case I'm the lucky one...xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Ellenpoly Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:05 AM There IS a prize, right?..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Rasener Date: 18 Mar 04 - 08:23 AM Ellenpolly you cheated you posted twice. :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: someone Date: 18 Mar 04 - 09:02 AM Ellenpoly, you cannot be the one. I am the only one who can be last. It says so in the thread title! cu, someone |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Strick Date: 18 Mar 04 - 10:25 AM While I'm not worthy enough to post to the "BS: The Mother of all BS threads", I'm beginning to think that it will go on forever or until the end of Hillary's second term as President, whichever comes first. |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Mar 04 - 10:34 AM For those who have been looking for that special "someone" all their lives...be informed! You have come to the right place. The someone you seek appears to be posting to this thread! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: flattop Date: 18 Mar 04 - 11:08 AM All those who have been uninformed and looking for that 'special "someone" all their lives' are looking for the same individual? And that person appears to be on this thread? I wonder who LH thinks this could be? His wing-flapping self? For both men and women? Do they have to speak Dylanese? |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Ellenpoly Date: 18 Mar 04 - 11:40 AM "Someone's Knockin' at my Dooor, Someone's Knockin' at my Doooor" ...(but it ain't Bill Shatner, more's the pity)..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: someone Date: 18 Mar 04 - 11:48 AM flattop, Little Hawk is thinking of me of course - the one and only someone! ;-) No, Ellenpoly, I am not knocking at your door (at the moment). Must be my alter ego, also known as someoneelse ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Blackcatter Date: 18 Mar 04 - 11:59 AM But the question is Strick - will Hillary's second term be a complete one or will they succeed in removing her from offie? |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Ellenpoly Date: 18 Mar 04 - 11:59 AM Oh, someone, so you're not watching over me either?? Never mind, ...someone else must be! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: someone Date: 18 Mar 04 - 12:04 PM Sorry, no, I can't be everywhere at the same time. Being someone involves quite a lot of work (someone's got to do this, someone's got to do that), costs a lot of money (someone's gonna pay for this) and so on. At least I get some help from my colleages someoneelse and somebody... cu, someone (off in a hurry to do this - or was it that?) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Ellenpoly Date: 18 Mar 04 - 12:16 PM LOL!! Really this posting isn't fair to anyone, is it, 'cause I'm only trying for that prize that someone (or anyone) must win...but it may be that dark horse someoneorother... |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Mar 04 - 12:24 PM I just knew this idea would spark some well-needed nonsense around here. Ellenpoly, you MUST read William Shatner's recent book "Get A Life". It's hilarious, witty, urbane, deep, and compassionate. It permits an intimate glimpse into the mind and heart of a legendary figure of stage and screen. Rush out and get it NOW! I kid you not. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: flattop Date: 18 Mar 04 - 12:33 PM Dylan has been thinking about you too, someone. He's been thinking about you a lot! IT AIN'T ME, BABE You say you're lookin' for SomeOne SomeOne to open each and every door, You say you're lookin' for SomeOne SomeOne to close his eyes for you, SomeOne to close his heart, SomeOne who will die for you an' more, You say you're looking for SomeOne SomeOne'S GOT A HOLD OF MY HEART SomeOne's got a hold of my heart LOVESICK Did I hear SomeOne tell a lie? Did I hear SomeOne's distant cry? DIRT ROAD BLUES Gon' walk down that dirt road, 'til SomeOne lets me ride TEMPORARY LIKE ACHILLES How come you send SomeOne out to have me barred? How come you get SomeOne like him to be your guard? WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED SomeOne there in the shadows SomeOne that I might have missed? I THREW IT ALL AWAY So if you find SomeOne that gives you all of her love, ODDS AND ENDS From now on you'd best get on SomeOne else NOTHING WAS DELIVERED Yes, 'n' SomeOne must explain SERIES OF DREAMS Like in a dream, when SomeOne wakes up and screams SUMMER DAYS How can you say you love SomeOne else when you know it's me all the time? My dogs are barking, there must be SomeOne around WHEN THE NIGHT COMES FALLING FROM THE SKY You must have been protecting SomeOne last time I called. I don't want to drown in SomeOne else's wine. QUINN, THE ESKIMO (The Mighty Quinn) There's SomeOne on ev'ryone's toes GOT MY MIND MADE UP SomeOne's watchin' over you. EVERY GRAIN OF SAND Sometimes I turn, there's SomeOne there, other times it's only me. MAMA, YOU BEEN ON MY MIND As SomeOne who has had you on his mind. GOIN' TO ACAPULCO Now, if SomeOne offers me a joke CALL LETTER BLUES Either SomeOne needing mercy CLOTHES LINE SomeOne else asked, "What do you care?" UNBELIEVABLE There's always SomeOne who understands COVENANT WOMAN He must have loved me so much to send me SomeOne as fine as you. NEED A WOMAN SomeOne who can see me as I am, NEW PONY Is gonna give ya back what you're wishin' on SomeOne else UNDER YOUR SPELL SomeOne always gets hurt, a fire always starts. TELL ME Are you SomeOne, anyone? T.V. TALKIN' SONG There was SomeOne on a platform talking to the folks THINGS HAVE CHANGED You can hurt SomeOne and not even know it LET ME DIE IN MY FOOTSTEPS When SomeOne is pullin' the wool over me I AND I SomeOne else is speakin' with my mouth, but I'm listening only to my heart. PROPERTY OF JESUS Because he don't increase his worth at SomeOne else's expense. SLOW TRAIN They talk about a life of brotherly love, show me SomeOne who knows how to SWEETHEART LIKE YOU Watching out for SomeOne who loves you true STANDING IN THE DOORWAY I know SomeOne will be there to care DIGNITY SomeOne showed me a picture and I just laughed SUGAR BABY Try to make things better for SomeOne, sometimes, HIGHLANDS I wish SomeOne would come SomeOne's always yelling turn it down BALLAD OF A THIN MAN When SomeOne attacks your imagination PERCY'S SONG That belonged to SomeOne else, VISIONS OF JOHANNA Sayin', "Name me SomeOne that's not a parasite and I'll go out and say a prayer for him" FLOATER (TOO MUCH TO ASK) It's not always easy kicking SomeOne out I SHALL BE FREE SomeOne wanted to come in and take a sauna) BLACK DIAMOND BAY "I've got to talk to SomeOne quick!" DESOLATION ROW And SomeOne says," You're in the wrong place, my friend IDIOT WIND SomeOne's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press UP TO ME SomeOne had to reach for the risin' star, Total number of matches: 45 Do I understand your Question? BobDylan.com lyric search powered by Lucene |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Blackcatter Date: 18 Mar 04 - 01:26 PM I just knew this idea would spark some well-needed nonsense around here. Little Hawk - you've got to be kidding. Nonsense is the one thing that Mudcat has never had in short supply. By the way - I still don't want to be the last poster on this thread! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Bill D Date: 18 Mar 04 - 01:39 PM if this thread reaches the proportions of the "MOABS" thread, I shall personally drive to Mudcat Central (only 2 hours from me) and hold Max at bay with a Dobro tuned in BAGDAD while I switch the lines from his washing machine with those for the server, so you all get water spurting out of your screens when you log on! Hah! That'll make you think twice about fooling with the logical parameters of the involuntary cortical ramifications in midweek with no tolerance for abstempious indulgences that are currently being ignored in all the modular nuances we were promised when this administration first pulled the wool over our collective...what?...No, I haven't taken any pills this morning...why? wait...no...I have more to say on MANY things pertinant to this discussion which |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: GUEST,Shlio Date: 18 Mar 04 - 02:19 PM GUEST Jasper should visit this thread. Clearly, Dylan could not have had a relationship with Joan Baez when he was so obsessed with Someone! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Mar 04 - 02:33 PM I predict that this thread will run & run. John |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Doug Chadwick Date: 18 Mar 04 - 02:39 PM See what I mean? |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: someone Date: 18 Mar 04 - 02:41 PM That's because you do not stop posting after me! Stop it! Now! cu (but not in this thread, hopefully), someone |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Mar 04 - 06:50 PM Yeah? Make me! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Blackcatter Date: 18 Mar 04 - 11:38 PM Now, now, I agree with someone she (or is it he?) should be the last person the post here. Or maybe . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Joybell Date: 19 Mar 04 - 12:21 AM Quick! Catch! Joy |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Rasener Date: 19 Mar 04 - 02:06 AM Good Morning Market Rasen Folk Club Friday 26th March Be there. :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: someone Date: 19 Mar 04 - 03:37 AM someone will be there. Or someoneelse. Or somebody. We have not yet decided who of us has to go... Blackcatter, of course I am male. If I were female, I'd be called someoness ;-) And now please stop posting here unless you are someone! cu, someone |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Mar 04 - 03:47 AM Where the blue of the night, meets the gold of the day Someone(ess) waits for you. John |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Ellenpoly Date: 19 Mar 04 - 03:56 AM I absolutely agree. Someone should be last, and every time someone comes on and says so, I'll come on and agree...xx..e (Thanks, LH, "Get A Life" has been added to my growing list!...They're showing the full length TJ Hooker this week in the UK for Oldies But Goodies Day on Sunday, Channel Five...so set your videos, fans.) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Rasener Date: 19 Mar 04 - 04:03 AM Why is this thread always at the top of the stack, someone seems to like it. :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: someone Date: 19 Mar 04 - 04:05 AM yes, I like it! There are not many threads about me! ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: GUEST,Jim Date: 19 Mar 04 - 05:16 AM Last in space |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Ellenpoly Date: 19 Mar 04 - 05:23 AM Don't give up, someone has to be last! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: someone Date: 19 Mar 04 - 07:12 AM I will be last! For sure! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Mar 04 - 07:20 AM That's what the cobbler killed his wife with; the last! John |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Ellenpoly Date: 19 Mar 04 - 07:29 AM YAY someone! Hang in there, I'm right behind you, hehehe..xx..e |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: GUEST,noone Date: 19 Mar 04 - 05:41 PM I predict that the last person to post will be ME! This thread will grow to rival the Mother of all BS threads! (is that a paradox?) |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Blackcatter Date: 19 Mar 04 - 06:32 PM Shatner will be the last, as he was the first (Captain of the Enterprise to be shown on broadcast TV ). |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: GUEST,Uhura Date: 19 Mar 04 - 07:36 PM Bum! The great Mr Shatner was a guest on Jonathon Ross tonight and I missed it!! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: GUEST,Someone Else Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:22 PM Yes? You rang? |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 19 Mar 04 - 09:45 PM My teachers always said I was an underachiever so if there are NO posts after this then that would mean I have achieved something. If any bugger posts then I am back to under achieving, sigh ;-( lifes a bitch |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:01 PM yes, life IS a bitch. . . |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Blackcatter Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:16 PM You know, the "someone" listed in the thread title may just be meant to be the generic "someone" not the actual "someone." Something to think about (and when I say "something" I mean the specific "something" that I mention above. I have little interest in encouraging you to think of other "somethings.") But, as we all know (or at least those of us who like big band music) "something's gotta give." And let me reiterate - I don't want to be last so someone (see thought above) had better post! |
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last! From: Blackcatter Date: 19 Mar 04 - 10:18 PM Woo hoo - #100 - In your face Springfield! Get me a Duff Beer! |