Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,Bilben Der Date: 26 Sep 12 - 11:44 AM ooops...forgot to replace the ??? I had used while I recollected... :) Here's how I remember: "It's A Grand Old Flag" It's a grand old bag, it's a nice plastic bag and we find them on all of our clothes. Oh a kid can play the live-long day with them everywhere that he goes. They are much more fun than a doll or a gun, you can wave them around like flags. But should old acquaintance be forgot, keep your head out of plastic bags! |
Subject: It's A Grand Old Flag From: GUEST,Billben Der Date: 26 Sep 12 - 11:42 AM Here's how I remember: "It's A Grand Old Flag" It's a grand old bag, it's a ???? plastic bag and we find them on all of our clothes. Oh a kid can play the live-long day with them everywhere that he goes. They are much more fun than a doll or a gun, you can wave them around like flags. But should old acquaintance be forgot, keep your head out of plastic bags! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 26 Sep 12 - 08:09 AM BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPULICANS Mine eyes have seen the horror of the coming of the Reds they are tearing up Old Glory into sixty million shreds they are spying from our closets they are hiding neath our beds lets fight until they're gone... Glory Glory Hallelujah (3x) Lets fight until they're gone They are peeping in my windows late at night when I watch Paar I have seen them in the glove compartment of my family car they are hiding in the treetops, they control the D.A.R. lets fight until they're gone... Glory Glory Hallelujah (3x) Lets fight until they're gone THERES A RUMBLE DOWN NEXT STREET Grab your new brass knuckles and bat, wear your new black leather jacket you're in for a treat, theres a rumble down next street can't you hear the heads go 'splat'? boy they sure do make a racket crazy, man lets meet, at the rumble down next street be sure you got your switch blade, and that new zip gun you made because by the time you get there, it oughta, be slaughter if you follow my advice you will surely end up fella fried in that hot seat, from the rumble down next street. (I was only 5 and illiterate when these were published, so please forgive if my memory fails. My brothers would read them and we'd sing them together. ;) |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,I'LL TAKE MANHATTEN Date: 22 Sep 12 - 03:18 PM Does anyone know the words to I'LL CONQUER RUSSIA, the Napoleon parody from Mad Magazine? |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,icky mickey Date: 07 Sep 12 - 03:05 PM Ted Kennedy campaign song circa 1972 Sung to "Pop Goes The Weasel" In '69 he led the polls It looked like he was ready In '69 it looked good and then oops there goes Teddy Each time he shows the Kennedy style and people think he's ready Each time it looks like he's the one oops there goes Teddy George Wallace, same year: Sung to "Oh Susanna" Well he comes from Alabama like he did in '68 And with good luck this year he might just carry his home state Well he travels all about the land making his attacks we've got a funny felling that he won't appeal to blacks Oh George Wallace show us how you can fight if you get in one things for sure you'll keep the White House white |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,sunn_dog Date: 05 Sep 12 - 12:36 AM WAR Ok from memory, so don't crucify me. WAR (sung to to the tune of More) War helps to keep the population down. War means less people in a crowded town. War let's us try out new artillery. War gives our soldiers foreign trips for free. War helps the USO. Yes, War brings a Bob Hope show. Yes, War gives us lots enjoyment And it cuts down unemployment. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 27 Aug 12 - 12:38 AM I remember the parody as: I'm eating food for health because it's so nutritious though I hate all the dishes I'm eating food for health Blackstrap molasses pie spinach and yogurt dressing though it may be depressing I'm eating food for health |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 25 Aug 12 - 08:06 PM I believe the correct words to the Oklahoma! parody were: There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow, There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow, His pulse is as weak as a dried-up old creek And I think that his kneecap is starting to leak Oh! What a beautiful scalpel. Oh! What a beautiful knife. I've got a beautiful feeling We can still save his poor life. Won't you pass me the number 5 suture, Won't you pass me the number 5 suture, His skin's getting clammy, his face looks all white, And somehow I think that he ain't breathing right. Oh! What a bad operation! Oh! How I wish it weren't true! I did my durndest to save him, Looks like he didn't pull through, Looks like he didn't pull through. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,davjoh50 Date: 30 Jul 12 - 08:35 AM The Ballad of William Sycamore (the Moonshine poem.) My father was a moonshine man, a regular sort of feller, He kept ma plastered for forty years, with the still he ran in the cellar, I recall the folks who sampled his stuff, the glassy look on their faces. One day our spaniel inhaled the fumes, and dropped dead at twenty paces, My father worked hard with his cooker and mash, and there were fruits of his labors. By selling his moonshine around the town, he killed off most of his neighbors. Us boys, we got into the moonshine game, and gave the business new birth, The eldest is now at Alcatraz, the youngest at Leavenworth. They never caught my father, though, they no longer raid his place. The revenuers now buy his stuff, for use at a missile base. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,Davjoh50 Date: 30 Jul 12 - 08:28 AM The Ballad of William Sycamore (the Moonshine poem. My father was a moonshine man, a regular sort of feller, He kept ma plastered for forty years, with the still he ran in the cellar, I recall the folks who sampled his stuff, the glassy look on their faces. One day our spaniel inhaled the fumes, and dropped dead at twenty paces, My father worked hard with his cooker and mash, and there were fruits of his labors. By selling his stuff around the town, he killed off most of his neighbors. Us boys, we got into the moonshine game, and gave the business new birth, The eldest is now at Alcatraz, the youngest at Leavenworth. They never caught my father, though, they no longer raid his place. The revenuers now buy his stuff, for use at a missile base. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,malbuff Date: 16 Jul 12 - 09:31 PM Here's another one from the mystic chords of memory, in the Songs About Food Dept., to the tune of "I'm In The Mood for Love", it was called "The Health Food Anthem" or something similar... "I'm eating food for health 'Cause it is so nutritious Though it is not delicious I'm eating food for health" My fifth grade teacher, Hank Ardanowski, was a big MAD fan. If he confiscated your copy of the magazine in class, it was only so he could read it himself. Then he'd give it back. Or sometimes he'd read it aloud to the class, instead of the lesson. We would occasionally even get to SING these songs in class as a reward, say if we'd all just passed a important exam. He once gave me extra credit for turning in a project that featured a MAD-style fold-in cover. Gosh, I haven't thought about this stuff in years! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,malbuff Date: 16 Jul 12 - 09:13 PM "Wouldn't It be Kerouac" from "My Fair Ad-Man" All I remember is: "Pop-Art paintings to set the mood They'll look normal when we get stewed" and then the ad-man interjecting: "And tho' you'll think me rude O, what's this thing called 'Kerouac'?" |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 02 Jul 12 - 04:10 PM This is one I remember... "There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow, There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow. And his temperature's high as an elephant's eye, I think this poor bugger is ready to die" "Oh what a beautiful scalpel, Oh what a beautiful knife, I've got a wonderful feeling, We can still save his poor life" "Oh what a bad operation, Oh how I wish it weren't true, I did my durndest to save him, Looks like he didn't pull through." |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: freddfish Date: 04 Jun 12 - 10:18 AM I'm Nothing But a Punk (To the tune of "If I only had a Brain") In the hottest summer weather, You'll find me dressed in leather, and Levis tightly shrunk. And I feel brave and reckless when I wear my Nazi necklace, Cuz I'm nothing but a punk! On my motorcycle racing, you'll find me always chasing, some poor old helpless drunk. While his head I am breaking there is simply no mistaking That I'm nothing but a punk Oh I am one tough guy that all the other ones obey. I took on a kid the other day, one punch from me, she ran away! (Sorry, that is all I remember...) |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,rjhaley Date: 03 Jun 12 - 10:51 PM Christopher Columbus song, one slight change: "No SILKS are sold here, there ain't no gold here..." |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,Guest Date: 28 May 12 - 03:14 PM It looks like no one has added the Kellogg's song (sung to On Wisconsin): Push Rice Krispies, Push Rick Krispies Snap, crackle and pop. While you're at it, try our cornflakes, Finest of the crop-yum, yum, yum. Tell that each is, great with peaches Fresh or from the can. And while you're pushing Don't forget All Bran. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 25 May 12 - 01:03 PM Mad Comics Parody To the tune of "Oh what a beautiful morning" There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow. There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow. His pulse is as weak as a dried-up old creek And I think that his kneecap is starting to leak. Oh what a bad operation, Oh how I wish it weren't true I did my darnedest to save him, Looks like he didn't pull though |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,guest1959 Date: 22 May 12 - 03:35 AM Here's one I remember to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" Your eyes are on the story on your color RCA You are seated in a chair, alas, that's just 5 feet away To think your eyes are both exposed to radiation's way Your retinas are gone! Glory Glory don't they fool ya! Radiation's quite peculiar It's hard to keep your eyes on "Julia" Your retinas are gone! There is one more verse but I can't remember it for the life of me! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,Mr B Date: 05 May 12 - 03:27 AM The "food song" paperback mentioned above also had some poems. There is one about buttered peas to the rythym of "Gunga Din" with apologies to R. Kipling. You may talk of beef and spuds when you're frocked in fancy duds A sittin' there as cozy as you please But when some heathin' demon In your stomach starts a screamin' Then you'll sell your bloomin soul for buttered peas First you shell 'em to a man Then dump 'em in a pan And boil 'em 'til the bugler calls a halt Then remove 'em neat and clean While you shout "God save the Queen!" And serve 'em with some butter and some salt. For it's peas, peas, peas They're enough to bring a blighter to his knees -there's more that I can't remember but some of the words/phrases are: Walk the road to Mandalay for To the God above I pray for Those succulent, delicious buttered peas |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,Mr B Date: 05 May 12 - 03:15 AM Here's what I remember Every day is really a fun day When I eat a big gooey sundae When I eat a big gooey sundae With the nuts on top Caramel sauce all gooey and gummy Blobs of cream all tasty and yummy Gobs of fudge that drop in my tummy With a slow plip-plop A cherry sitttin' on a pineapple slice The marshmallow's gettin' all sticky The strawberry's mixin' with the fudge real nice Which may be why I'm feeling icky Though my figure's takin' a beatin' From this gob of goo that I'm eatin' When I'm through you'll find me repeatin' 'Cause I just can't stop Eating all those gooey sundaes With the nuts on the top |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,Madgurl Date: 03 May 12 - 05:06 AM Does anyone remember Mad's version of "Mame" (from Broadway musical)? I have partial lyrics: I stagger out of a subway fight - Maimed. I end my stroll down a street at night - Maimed. I join a crowd that's jumpin' from early in the evenin' til the dawn, My heart is really pumpin' 'cos I'm the one the crowd is jumpin' on! {at this point I'm missing some of the lyrics, but it continues}: They make a mess galore of me - they make a field of war of me. Each day there's something more of me Maimed. (Thanks if anyone knows the part that's missing.....) |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,Madgurl Date: 03 May 12 - 05:00 AM to the tune of "Hello Dolly": Oh, well, hello, deli - this is Joe, deli. Would you please send up a nice corned beef on rye? A box of Ritz, deli, and some Schlitz, deli... so-me cho-pped li-ver and a sliver of your ap-ple pie? Turkey legs, deli, hard boiled eggs, deli... with to-ma-toes and po-ta-toes you-u fre-nch fry? Oh, please don't be late, deli, 'cos I can't wait, deli. Deli, withou-out breakfast I will die-eye! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,archie Date: 26 Apr 12 - 09:13 PM One I memorized some 50-odd (some very odd) years ago: Pray, pray for old Pivnik Tech We're gonna get it right in the neck Send the sound of taps on high As our whole team lays down to die What thought the odds may be great or small Old Pivnik Tech will fumble the ball While our undergrads get sick And transfer to USC! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine "Watchdog in the Night" From: GUEST,no limits Date: 25 Apr 12 - 10:15 AM I thought"Watchdog in the Night" ended with "Now you're full of fight, my watchdog in the night." Either ending would be good. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 23 Mar 12 - 11:36 AM I think there is a missing line or two, because this was my favorite and I could only remember the following line. Watchdog in the night, You're so disarming. Watchdog in the night, it's so Alarming. You would lead the (?)theives to the family jewwwwwels. Anyway that's the part I almost remember. I want to thank you for posting, been looking for this for years. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 07 Mar 12 - 05:15 PM To the tune of the Army Air Corps Song Off we go into that wild mouth yonder, Looking for molars to fill. There's a tooth waiting to feel our thunder, At 'em boys, give 'em the drill. Rat-tat-tat-tat--tat. (Something, something, something, something, Could be we dislike cavities left untreated, I'm not sure, I'll take whoevers word for it) Teeth look bad, full of decay. When we're in doubt, we pull 'em out, Oh nothing can stop a dentist today. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 13 Jan 12 - 09:46 AM Last verse of "Watchdog in the Night": Whenever Im in sight It's so upsetting, Every time you bite, It's me you're getting, Now I'm full of fright, My watchdog in the night! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,hotsooze Date: 16 Dec 11 - 10:27 PM I loved the mad song to the tune of "love is Blue" the words I know are New,new my heart is new , straight from a man in Kalamazoo,. also something with a second hand brain... I'd love to know the whole song! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: Bat Goddess Date: 07 Dec 11 - 09:37 AM Can't remember the tune, but the words to "She Got a Nose Job" are "She got a nose job, she got a nose job, It's now turned up instead of hanging down. She got a nose job, she got a nose job And now she's the prettiest girl in town." Linn |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,furrball Date: 06 Dec 11 - 06:02 PM Here's as many as I can recall off the top of my so-called head: (To the tune of "My Bonnie"): The bluefish lie dead in the ocean The codfish lie dead in the sea The all died of water pollution Caused by the oil company! Don't swim! Don't swim! Remember the bluefish and cod (and cod) It's not our sea -- Texaco leased it from God! And howzabout this one? (To the tune of "Anchors Aweigh"): Our kid's away, thank God Our kid's away We sent him off to camp At thirty bucks a day(-ay-ay-ay) Though it's a lot to pay We'll raise no fuss If we complain, then they might Send him back Might send him back to us! And finally (to the tune of "Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder" [or whatever that song's actually called!]): Off we go into the bargain section Running wild over the place There's a clerk coming in our direction Onward girls! Stomp on his face! There's a dress that we can all fight over Grab it, girls! Do not delay! We'll pull till it's All torn to bits Nothing can stop us shoppers today! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,bthurber Date: 23 Nov 11 - 01:00 AM How about this one, spoofing dentists...to the tune of the Air Force Song: Off we go into that wild mouth yonder looking for molars to pull. There's a tooth waiting to feel our thunder. At 'em boys, give 'em the drill, rat-a-tat-tat-tat. We dislike cavities left untreated. Teeth look bad, full of decay. When we're in doubt, we pull them out. Oh, nothing can stop the dentist today!! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,AmericanIcon Date: 18 Nov 11 - 01:26 PM Does ANYBODY still have the words to MAD's "Mine Eyes Have Seen The Horror of the Coming Of The Reds"? |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,jesfine Date: 10 Nov 11 - 11:54 PM From "College Fight songs we'd like to hear" To the tune "Anchors Away": On to the fray, my boys On to the fray! Kill those who block our path and grind their bones to Clay!(clay, clay. clay) We're mighty ________ men stalwart and strong! We'll kill the enemy as soon as we complete this victory song! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,KC Geno Date: 10 Nov 11 - 08:58 PM I don't know why I remember these lyrics. And I'm only 90% sure they were from a MAD parody. But here goes, anyway ... To the tune of "Honey" (Bobby Goldsboro's treacly sweet hit): See the tree, how big it's grown Since Honey babe left it alone It might survive She messed with it so much that it's A miracle the blasted tree Is still alive And it would sure embarrass her When I'd come home from workin' late 'Cause I would know That she'd been sittin' there all evenin' Swillin' down a great big bottle Of Old Crow I came home unexpectedly And caught her necking shamelessly With Fred one day And it was in the early spring When flowers bloom and birdies sing They went away And Honey I miss you Like a hole in the head And I hope you are happy With creepy old Fred! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,DavLaurel Date: 10 Oct 11 - 03:25 AM BrooklynJay, I recall a different ending... Don't touch, Don't touch, You'll get a rash from ivy, ivy! It will Itch bad And it will look worse than acne! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,DavLaurel Date: 10 Oct 11 - 01:20 AM When the Bomb comes falling down, falling down, falling down When the Bomb comes falling down, There'll be fallout. Cover up your face and head, face and head, face and head Then get on your suit of lead, Cause there's fallout. Do not stop to talk or play, talk or play, talk or play Find your shelter right away, Cause there's fallout. Just admit your nearest kin, nearest kin, nearest kin Shoot down neighbors who want in, Cause there's fallout. Come out when they sound all clear, sound all clear, sound all clear Don't drink milk till late next year...Cause there's fallout. I committed to memory a lot of these...more later. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: Fl!p Breskin Date: 30 Aug 11 - 09:57 PM I didn't see one of my favorites! To the tune of Sidewalks Of New York: North Side, South Side, all around the square The factories are polluting every cubic inch of air Cars & trucks together spew exhaust up and down We'll have to play in gas masks on the sidewalks of our town! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,sixtieschick Date: 30 Aug 11 - 08:24 PM Another one of the free 45 RPM records that parodied rock 'n' roll songs, along with "She Got a Nose Job," was "Please Betty Jane Shave Your Legs." But I don't remember a word except for that title and chorus. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: Mrrzy Date: 30 Aug 11 - 05:25 PM I seem to recall something about Mighty Casey Had Struck out... |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,jump Date: 30 Aug 11 - 10:00 AM For it's high high hee We've got vulnerability Shout out "3 no-trump" loud and strong Down Four! Oh we will set the pace As we trump our partner's ace As the bridge team goes rolling along |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,Tkredge Date: 27 Aug 11 - 07:41 PM I am trying to find the Mad Hiawatha " by the shores of gitchee-goomee by the stagnant green scum water, stood the campus of Nakomis rotten football school Nakomis....? |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: katlaughing Date: 05 Aug 11 - 11:35 PM Don't know if this was psoted, previously, but there's some neat history of MAD on their officiel site HERE. There are supposed to be archives, but I couldn't find any of the old, good stuff. There are a few cover scans at MADCOVERSITE.COM. When we finally dig out our storage shed, I'll probably scan the covers of the ones we have, ranging from the 60s through the 80s. May find some parodies, too. They are mostly beat up as I read them, then each of my kids read them as they were passed down. My kids all have great senses of humour, I might add.:-) |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 05 Aug 11 - 08:32 PM It's that grand old smog It's that low lying smog You can tell by the smell and the pall Tho it burns the skies and stings the eyes It means there's employment for all For it comes you see from some great fac-to-ry Where there's never an idle cog... So let's all be grateful for what we've got And give thanks to that grand old smog |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,jeanne Date: 29 Jun 11 - 11:56 AM Okay, this is bizarre. Bob and I were just re-reading a Mad mag this morning on his favorite Star Wars topic, and now I see this thread. No song parodies in that issue, but several of the parodies already mentioned in this thread came from a single issue that had songs about food: Ground Round (Downtown), the Chinese Restaurant Song (Oh, What a Beautiful Morning), Chopped Liver (Moon River), and Hello, Wine Lovers (Hello, Young Lovers), the last of which I didn't memorize because I was fuzzy on the tune. It also had The Sundae With the Nuts on the Top (The Surry etc.) and probably a couple of others. Ev'ry day is really a fun day When I eat a big, gooey sundae When I eat a big, gooey sundae With the nuts on top (2nd verse, I forgot) (bridge, I can only remember the last line:) Which may be why I'm feeling icky Tho' my figure's taking a beating From this glob of glue that I'm eating When I'm through, you'll find me repeating 'Cause I just can't stop Eating all those gooey sundaes With the nuts on the top There's also another version of The Raven, called The Rating, and I only remember the final punch line: Quoth the Rating, Gary Moore. Surely the entire Mad run is archived somewhere! More, more. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST,Guest Date: 28 Jun 11 - 08:02 PM OK, here's one you won't understand unless you are old enough to remember when they actually had real food served on airplanes. Sung to the tune of "Tonight" In Flight, In Flight... They Serve Great Meals In Flight... The Sirloins Are So Tasty And Rare. In Flight, In Flight... I Try To Eat In Flight... But Somehow...I Just Can't...In The Air! In Flight, The Headwinds We Are Bucking... And Oh, I Am Up-Chucking... Oh, What A Sorry Sight. I'm White...With Fright... From Trying To Keep Down Every Bite... In Flight! |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 18 Jun 11 - 04:58 PM There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow. There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow. His throat is as weak as an old dried-up creek and I think that his kneecap is starting to leak. and I recall this part after that (it is almost 55 years): Oh what a beautiful scalpel Oh what a beautiful knife I've got a beautiful feeling I can save his poor life |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: GUEST Date: 13 Jun 11 - 04:44 PM Lyrics are as follows: Orange colored mollies and black colored guppies Shy little angels as gentle as puppies Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish These are a few of my tropical fish Then I bought Mantas that sting in the water Deadly piranhas that itch for a slaughter Savage male betas that bite with a squish Now I have many less tropical fish. If you think that Fish are peaceful That's an empty wish Just dump them together and leave them alone And soon you will have... No fish. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine Political parodies: Rockerfeller From: GUEST,joey mac Date: 04 May 11 - 10:13 PM Don't some agree that the Rockerfeller Parody would suit a Donald Trump Campaign?. Sung to the tune of Marine Song: "From the shores of Montezuma" From the vaults of Chase Manhatten Bank to his lavish apartment blocks, You will vote for Donald Trump my friends because he's richer than fort Knox, Although he'll make a garish candidate, We never should forget, He's the only one who's got the brains to pay off the US debt. |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: Dave the Gnome Date: 27 Apr 11 - 04:42 PM Refresh |
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies From: clueless don Date: 27 Apr 11 - 02:21 PM GUEST,mad man, your quote of "Onward Pivnick" reminded me of another Mad song parody. It started out something like Pray, Pray for Old Pivnick Tech! We're going to get it right in the neck! Send(?) a ??? of taps on high ... That's all I remember just now. Don |
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