MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 01:17 PM

You're not supposed to leave it plugged in when you drive it. Talk about snarling traffic!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 02:20 PM

I wonder if any of the MOAB supernatural beings were around when this guy roamed the planet?

New, Giant Carnivorous Dinosaur Was a Terror to Smaller Tyrannosaurs
A fossil jaw reveals the large predator lived 90 million years ago

Think of the stories the duckdog could tell. Or the Galactic Overlord.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 04:00 PM

You are guilty of generating misinformation, scaremongering, nefarious sideswipes, not appreciated, STOP, You are not, you are terrible, Don't ever...

Pardon, I have a case of the Shaws.

If we ever clone these predators they will not taste like beef.
Yep they will taste like chicken.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 08:32 PM

I have it on a good authority that Democrats taste like chicken, and so do Republicans.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Sep 21 - 04:19 AM

This epoch will be remembered as the age when both parties will go the way of the dinosaurs. Their thinly veiled substitutes will be called Technocrats and Primitives.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Sep 21 - 01:34 PM

A technocracy is not a feasible answer. Smacks of eugenics and Lebensborn. Besides, technocrats would foster a rebellion among the peasants similar to the peasants revolts of 1381 and 1524, among others.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Sep 21 - 06:03 PM

Googlecrats and Facebookers

Gov. Abbot says his 6 week abortion law doesn't include exceptions for rape and incest because he will eliminate all rape. It sounds like Texas will be doing radical castrations.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Sep 21 - 06:03 PM

Googlecrats and Facebookers

Gov. Abbot says his 6 week abortion law doesn't include exceptions for rape and incest because he will eliminate all rape. It sounds like Texas will be doing radical castrations.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 21 - 06:29 PM

Well Mom, it doesn't look like it's going to rain after all. Darn it!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 21 - 02:52 PM

Well, cataloging CDS is great fun. I'm up to 148 and nowhere near done.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Sep 21 - 05:16 PM

I'm dragging brush from the back back part of the yard (beyond the fence) and down to the curb. The really broken up stuff can stay put, but I'm tired of all of the brush for now and am pruning out the privet that grows back there (Ligustrum). And when I finish this I'm thinking about putting a rope swing on the largest branch of the hackberry in the middle of my back yard. The kind that when you twirl on it you displace the fourth dimension and can do some fairly rudimentary time travel. I just have to figure a way to keep the fire ants off of it to use it without getting bit. They're all over the trees so would climb down the rope.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 21 - 06:23 PM

Set fire to the rope?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 21 - 07:49 PM

That was nice, Mom. Helping out with a golf tournament supporting a charity. This is Idaho and charities need all the help they can get.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Sep 21 - 05:33 PM

TX will get the rain. Not the 40-60 inches like from Harvey but maybe 20 inches. Everything that was in a freezer in Louisiana homes, labs, hospitals and universities has thawed out be it; food, vaccine or virus, making it the stuff of sci fi monster movies. In DC it is a smokey milky white from the fires out west.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 21 - 07:11 PM

These are northern Idahoans.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Sep 21 - 11:59 PM

Idaho is noted for having a larger than normal segment of that MAGA population. So is Eastern Washington and Eastern Oregon. Maybe the Yellowstone magma chamber will reduce their numbers one of these days. You'd better pay attention to the local birds, they'll give you a heads up to seismic activity.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Sep 21 - 05:55 AM

A+(triple)double entendre, or is it just me.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Sep 21 - 03:55 PM

Order Number: ASASNO3844307 for Muon magnetetic moment

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 21 - 07:47 AM

And today it begins. Suprep.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Sep 21 - 04:42 PM

The record launch distance is 29 meters

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Sep 21 - 05:50 PM

The minority can steal time and pay a game of delay.
In two weeks the US government may shut down again if repubs don't vote to pay the bills that Trump rang up (5 trillion). Its called passing the debt ceiling.

I 'tossed' off a little parody for just such a situation.

Sexual Healing
Song by Marvin Gaye
Lyrics - pARODY

Oh, baby let's take it down tonight (ba-ba-ba, bum)
Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven (steal me some money, give me some money)
I need some 'cold cash'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer (steal me some money, give me some money)
It's getting stronger and stronger
When I get that feeling
I want a debt ceiling
A big debt ceiling, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
A big debt ceiling baby, is good for me
A big debt ceiling is something that's good for me
Whenever blue teardrops are fallin'
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and just lobby the, Congress
And Congress I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the thing you're dealing
Oh I can tell you, Congress, that it's a big debt ceiling
Let's all vote tonight
(Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up)
'Cause you got some work
Baby, I got sick this mornin' (please give me money, please give me money)
A sea was stormin' inside of me
Congress, I think I'm capsizin'(steal me some money, give me some money)
The debt is risin' and risin'
And when I get that feeling
I want a big debt ceiling
A big debt ceiling is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Don't shut down the government it's bad for me
Don't shut down the government that's bad for us
God, it's bad for me and it's so bad for the country, oh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind, soon we'll be making more money
I'll be feeling fine
You're my medicine, open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great, I can't wait for you to operate
(pay the debt ceiling)
(pay the debt ceiling)
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling (steal me more money)
I need a debt ceiling
Oh, when I get this feeling (give me more money)
I need a big debt ceiling
I gotta have a big debt ceiling, Congress (please pay our bills)
'Cause I'm all alone
I need a big debt ceiling, Congress (heal me my darling)
'Til you come back home (heal me my darling)
Please don't procrastinate
It's not good to masturbate

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: David Ritz / Marvin Gaye / Odell Brown / donuel

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Sep 21 - 11:54 PM

It looks like Elon Musk is working on decluttering the planet - these rockets of his can lift 50,000 pounds of equipment (or "stuff") on each shot. Well there you have it! Off-site storage is now off the planet.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Sep 21 - 06:04 AM

Hey buddy can you spare 3.5 Trillion. I don't see why not. When we tried to audit the Pentagon it appeared they had lost 1 Trillion back when money was cheap. then


now







I am Groot

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Sep 21 - 08:42 AM

"How much is a little girl worth?"
quote: M. Biles to Congress.

After reporting sex abuse by Dr. Nassar to the FBI 70 more girls were attacked by the USA olympic Dr.

Also Facebook records show 1 in 3 girls are significantly harmed by Facebook's instagram. Congress has yet to pass laws like for seat belts or airbags to reduce the Facebook harm. Mom, how much?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Sep 21 - 08:22 PM

Well, THAT'S over for a while!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Sep 21 - 01:27 PM

Just don't have a cardiac event, Idaho hospitals can't handle it.
Nor can Alaska and a half dozen other states.
People can not even wait in the waiting rooms. They have to wait in their cars. A few Trauma victims are dieing in their 'waiting' cars.
So snack on walnuts and drink a cocktail of beet and cranberry juice while watching nothing more exciting than Spongebob Square Pants.
I am clueless about VA hospitals.

Your Public Health official is a looney anti vaxxer. Your excellent scientific health official quit in protest.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Sep 21 - 02:05 PM

Traveling in a french fried Kia
On a Interstate, In south Idaho
I met a cowboy that almost looked like Clint
with a gun and a squint like Eastwood

And he asked:
Do you come from a land plowed under?
Where women fight and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Elections don't count for shit out here
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I asked, "Did Covid happen here?"
He just smiled and gave me a Red Stripe beer
And he said:
I come from a land plowed under
Where beer flowed and men were hunters
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, ye-aah

Lyin' in a puddle of used gin
With a slack jaw and not much to say
I said to the man, "What the fuck happened to me?"
Because I come from Washington DC...
And he said:
Oh! you come from a land plowed under too. (oh yeah, yeah)
Where women grow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Aah
You better run, you better take cover
Living in the land of plowed under
Where women fight and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Can't you hear thunder?)
You better run, you better take cover
Living in the land of plowed under
Where women fight and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Oh, yeah
You better run, you better take cover, e-ah
Living in the plowed under, oh-ooh
Where women go and men plunder

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Sep 21 - 04:36 PM

Salvia officinalis 'Icterina'

Oh the yellow sage of Texas is the only weed I love
It grows in soil thats harder than Texas guys that shove
If you put it under UV it even seems to glow
I'll plant that sage weed forever because it always grows
There are so Mustang grapes that swell along the way
But I killed an Armadillo and jail is where I'll stay
With the yellow sage of Texas I stuff in all the cracks
'Cause I know as it grows the jail walls will fall at long last
Oh the yellow sage of Texas is the only weed I love
its roots are even stronger than Texas dirt below
It sometimes makes small berries that makes breathing slow
I remember it forever and all the dreams that flowed
The eyes of Texas are upon you all the live long day
The eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away
Do not think you can escape them at night or early in the morn
The eyes of Texas are upon you 'till Gabriel blows his horn
The eyes of Texas are upon you all the live long day
The eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away
Do not think you can escape them at night or early in the morn
unless you have yellow sage to grow cracks in walls till they fall
The eyes of Texas are upon you all the live long day
The eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away
Do not think you can escape them at night or early in the morn
The eyes of Texas are upon you 'till Gabriel blows his horn

Songwriters: Fred Wise / Randy Starr

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 21 - 12:55 PM

Gabriel? Horn? Bah! He's a lousy trumpeter, which is why we put him on one of those bulb-squeeze horns. Now, Bix was a TRUMPETER! Or Al, or...well, even me...are better than that hack Gabriel.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Sep 21 - 01:28 PM

Gabe was merely a biblical wall buster, not to be confused with a mythical ball buster. Besides whatchugonnado with a ram's horn.
I would think hearing thunder would be good news for you.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Sep 21 - 03:41 PM

I'm aiming at

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Sep 21 - 03:47 PM

a palindrome 2442
sq. rt. can never be reduced 49.416596402423345...just like pi

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Sep 21 - 09:11 PM

The time I wish I'd stopped with my camera - I was driving south in Idaho and we approached a highway overpass at sunset and the cowboys on horseback were driving cattle across the top of the overpass and oh what a photo that would have been. But I still remember it all of these years later, so an impression was made one way or another.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Sep 21 - 05:15 PM

I recall an amazing photo of six bears all copulating, and I swear, all smiling at the the camera. That was worth the price of admission to the drive through nature reserve.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 21 - 08:01 PM

We were driving from Fairfield, Idaho back to Hailey a couple of months ago when we were stopped. We were stopped by a dog laying down in the middle of the road, facing our car. Then the cattle were moved across the highway (2 lane, US20) by cowboys on horseback and one in an ATV. When the cows were safely across, and they were reluctant to go, the dog in front of us and a partner blocking traffic on the other side of the crossing got up and ran to catch up with the herd.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Sep 21 - 05:54 PM

Oh asendemus nos
Ex subura
Ad villam palatinum optimam
Asendemus nos
Ex subura
Vinum tandem bibemus falnerum

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Sep 21 - 08:22 PM

They were told that a simple appointment would save their lives.
But as a community they resisted the idea of being ________.
Some would demonstrate against it and others ignored the whole thing.
Normally rational Jews, simply became anti babtisers.
On the other hand some Christians became anti vaxxers even though they were told it would save thier 'Earthly' lives. Eternal life saving babtisms were somehow more important with a willful denialism.
Some say its about their freedoms, so Jews don't get saved by getting dunked in special water and the Christians die at the rate of 1 in 400 instead of having special water put inside of them.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Sep 21 - 08:43 PM

Based on my two years of Latin in high school, here's a translation:

Oh asendemus nos               Oh, we will arise
Ex subura                      Former Subarus
Ad villam palatinum optimam    To the optimal platinum villains
Asendemus nos                  We will arise
Ex subura                      Former Subarus
Vinum tandem bibemus falnerum At the same time we will drink Falerian wine

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Sep 21 - 08:50 PM

Musa, mihi causas memora, quo numine laeso,
quidve dolens, regina deum tot volvere casus
insignem pietate virum, tot adire labores                                 
impulerit. Tantaene animis caelestibus irae?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Sep 21 - 11:07 PM

Simple bakers yeast to psyilocin.
https://massivesci.com/articles/psilocybin-yeast-magic-mushrooms-psychedelics/

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Sep 21 - 11:21 PM

the most powerful anti inflamatory https://massivesci.com/notes/psychedelic-drugs-serotonin-psilocybin-dmt/

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Sep 21 - 06:33 AM

Its worse than the Spanish flu.

Hard nose, red nose
some cut it off
When science is denied
the gift of life is lost

When loved ones died
of course we cried
from the terrible cost
of nature's holocaust

Here is the cure
"But I'm not sure"
Please take it anyway
"Perhaps I should just pray"

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Sep 21 - 11:55 AM

12 battalions strong, Haitians are said to have gatherd underneah a border bridge. Video show agents rounding a few up by horseback.
I can not imagine a bridge big enough to shelter 12,000 people escaping a pandemic, climate change, earthquake and asasination of their head of state.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Sep 21 - 04:00 PM

Havana syndrome {a focused microwave wounding of its victims}
is being called a disease. Thats like being wounded by an AK 47 is a disease.

Accidental Havana syndrome befalls the workmen on the local cell phone transmitter towers fairly often. Their internal temperature causes them to pass out and be rescued by firemen. If they are lucky.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Sep 21 - 08:34 PM

Organophosphate pesticides.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Sep 21 - 08:12 AM

nicinoids

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Sep 21 - 03:56 AM

There was a village built of crumbling clay and rotting wood, and it squated under a broiling sun like a sick and mangy animal that wanted to die. This village had a virus shared by its people. It was the germ of squalor, racism and hopelessness. Those who claimed faith had lost their faith. For the faithless the hopeless and the misery laden, there is time, ample time, to engage in one of the pursuits of men. They began to destroy themselves. Every person had their own side, their own facebook page and harbored in the safety of annominity, their hate.
Gradually that hate grew openly and expressed itself beyond the digital world into the streets, into the school board meetings and capitols. The only reward was the self satisfaction of owning or disgracing the other side.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 21 - 08:54 AM

Here's the results of the cooperation between the Idaho Legion and the Rhode Island Legion -- the disintegration of the Galactic Overlord's new "Death Bubble" last night by the new multichromo disruptor ray!

The Legion Defends The Earth!!!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Sep 21 - 09:15 AM

That was convoluted even for you.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 21 - 05:10 PM

Drop by and I'll take you to the Legion Hovel for a drink, if you dare.