MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Jun 21 - 10:27 PM

You're a better woman than I, Keberoxu, for hunting that down. I was only willing to try ^F on the page I was on. :)

The lightening bugs are sending signals, via tiny pulses of light, if any of you care to come sit in the yard watching to interpret the meaning. So far they're telling me "Watch out for the mosquitoes."

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 21 - 09:46 AM

My neighbor, Floyd, took this portrait of the mosquito which was carrying him off. Poor Floyd! His body was found later near the summit of Scout Mountain, as dry of blood as a fossil. He leaves two little brats and a very, very wealthy widow.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 21 - 10:13 PM

They found both uranium and yttrium on Floyd's ranch, the old Rockin' FU.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jun 21 - 08:50 AM

America the land that never was but must be. Today again it has a national idea is grafted to a shadow. The world is a better place to merely dream of an America.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 21 - 11:06 PM

Arise, Mother Dearest, and FACE THE WORLD.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 21 - 08:30 PM

Mom, it's damned near impossible to find a 503600.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Jul 21 - 11:19 PM

How are the temperatures at your house, Rap? Cooking eggs on the pavement? Roasting a chicken on the roof? Cooking a hamburger patty on top of the mailbox?

Subject: RE: BS: The other recipe thread is too long
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jul 21 - 12:05 PM

A month ago I claimed we have a fundamental understanding as to the construction of the great ancient stone structures but no one was contentious enough to scream BS!
As we know the devil is in the details

There are villains to modern archeology and we know who they are.

I came across 'Nigel Guy' who is one of the most affectionate sarcastic speakers I have ever heard...While making no claims but posing good questions, ladies and gentlemen I present
what...wait

where's the audience?

There were several conundrums I was unaware of.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jul 21 - 01:17 PM

47404 posts from Rapparee
42110 posts from SRS
28129 posts from Steve
25265 posts from Donuel
8754 p0sts from keboroxu
4700 posts from Walkabout
The quantitative award goes to

RAP !!!
Hooray, Who ra, woof woof woof.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 21 - 01:27 PM

Blue skies, high 80s to low 90s. I'm sitting on the back porch with a fan on right now.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jul 21 - 03:04 PM

Don, I moved that post from the Recipes thread to here - assuming this is where it was headed. His lunacy creeps up on one slowly, but it does present itself. That isn't to say he doesn't ask some good questions.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 21 - 09:15 PM

Questions? I like it when I purchase something and the clerk says, "Any questions?" I usually respond with something like "Why is the war? Why is there hunger in a world of plenty?" I'm told that's not the kind of questions they can answer, but they are good questions.

When I'm asked if I found everything I wanted I usually respond with, "I never find everything I want." Things like Peace and Sanity are difficult to find even outside a store.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 21 - 06:37 PM

Dinner: Maryland crab cakes, salad, strawberries for dessert.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 21 - 11:06 PM

No strawberries, but we did have the gauzpacho I made.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jul 21 - 07:32 AM

https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/04/us/nathans-hot-dog-contest-2021-winners-joey-chestnut-michelle-lesco/index.html

The aftermath of this event will not be on youtube.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Jul 21 - 08:58 PM

Upstairs we go, MOM.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 21 - 10:08 PM

Mom used to work upstairs, over a saloon. She was self-employed.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 21 - 04:18 PM

Six months ago...
THE BLOODS WERE DRESSED IN RED as they battled against the intentionally isolated police dressed in blue as if they were the Crips. A single black face was as rare is an Audi R8 in the parking lot of Nick's diner. The Bloods bloodied the Police with anything they could swing but there were other tactical war gear such as chemical weapons, strobe lights, body armor and electric cattle prods. No one knows how many ghost guns were in the capitol but it is so very odd that the insurrection attempt was done without a shot being fired in anger by the bloods. Its almost like they had agreed upon rules of engagement. Were the rules ever in writing, email or social media post?
Or were they only whispered or sung

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Jul 21 - 06:21 PM

Even though I'd miss MOM, sometimes it feels like the whole Internet needs to be turned off for a few days to get peoples attention. Getting them to think, that would be the next step and I haven't figured that one out. I managed to raise a couple of people who know how to think - but how to transfer that skill to billions around the globe. Even just millions in North America would be pretty darned good.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jul 21 - 07:58 AM

You may get your wish compliments of ransomware cyberwar tensions.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 21 - 08:46 AM

Sorry Mom, but when I tried yesterday the connections always timed out.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jul 21 - 11:41 AM

Yeah, turns out she wandered down to the lake and forgot to close the screendoor. A raccoon got in and messed with the router and unplugged some stuff.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jul 21 - 06:08 PM

i have been appointed by the Olympic Commitee as the chief alternate assistant cheer leader coordinator for the millions of absent crowds. People with the app will yell into their phone and we will add and blend their voices to be blasted into the stadium with six foot speakers. My duties are currently nothing unless 2 other people die of covid first.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jul 21 - 06:42 PM

srs IF people are not guided/educated between the ages of 10 to 21 playing catch up to think will be a losing battle and then we can still lose some to cults of all kinds along the way. Once the damage is done one can pretend to see things from their perspective and slowly throw monkey wrenchs into their belief system and have them argue themselves out of their worst beliefs. It works but only partially.
In religion its called the forgiveness thing :*?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 21 - 10:39 PM

Hi, Mom! It was over 100F out on the Snake River Plain today, and I have not idea what it was out in the Arco Desert. I'm glad I wasn't working outside or at the Idaho National Laboratory!

Someone: "It's 103 out there, but thank goodness it's a dry heat." Me: "It's still 103."

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 21 - 09:31 AM

Take heart the Fox weather channel says its called weather and has nothing to do with the global warming hoax. In fact the sun is currently further away and cooler than it was in December.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 Jul 21 - 07:54 PM

The Fourth of July is over, MOM,
so it's a little safer up top than it was last weekend.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 21 - 09:52 PM

It's 90+ out there even now, and still there are golfers (some carrying their bag!).

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Jul 21 - 12:20 AM

Just because.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 21 - 06:17 PM

Just because indeed!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jul 21 - 06:28 AM

as expected

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jul 21 - 08:28 AM

20 years ago my issues were climate, pandemic, bio war, nuclear accidents and new lifeforms and extinctions, for which I was deemed a troll. The next 20 years will be more of the same but at an accelerated rate. Cats and dogs will continue to be popular on BS along with goverment malfeasence. It doesn't take a psychic, but it doesn't hurt.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jul 21 - 11:09 AM

In the parlance of Trump the shithole nation of Haiti has had American involvement in the assasination of their president. It may be that it is a purely Haitian attack for a coup but we have learned that the fingerprints of Gen.Huckelberry Flynn and Steven Miller could be discovered without surprise.
Also in the parlance of Trump is "Hoax, witch hunt, dangerous radical leftist democrats, the system is rigged&frigged, persecution of Republicans, Silicon Valley Tyrants, left wing cancel culture, the critical race theory maniacs and I don't see why russia would be involved".

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jul 21 - 03:56 PM

There was a crooked man
who always acted pissed
He had alot of crooked fans
that hated blacks and spics

There was a crooked man,
and he sold crooked plots,
He found a crooked dollar
in all the crooked slots

He stole a crooked cat
which caught a crooked mouse,
Then Dad got really fat
in a huge crooked house.

There was a crooked river
that doesn't reach the sea
it carved a mighty canyon
there's nothing left but breeze

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jul 21 - 08:43 PM

Today I was wondering if the sun changed its magnetic solar wind if it would change the spin of the Earth's iron core by way of the Eienstien DeHass effect. I worry about stuff we can't explain let alone control,
much like everyone else. Luckily I'm only smart one day a month.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 21 - 09:34 PM

Gee, Mom, after the post-sleep study meeting today it looks like soon I'll have something like one of these.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 21 - 06:20 AM

CRAPSTORE? try Amazon

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 21 - 08:14 AM

It's coming from the VA. Thank you for your taxes.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 21 - 10:08 PM

2299...

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 21 - 10:10 PM

Oops. I'm a hundred ahead of Mom!

2200!!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Jul 21 - 12:08 AM

That looks like something Costco could sell for a fraction of the price. And Don, I also first saw "crapstore." Dyslexic minds think alike?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 21 - 10:52 AM

Certain fonts can trick the eye. One of the most dyslexic people in the news is Richard Branson.
Rap if the federal legalization of pot passes then you can get free VA weed er... PTSD medicine.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 21 - 05:46 PM

I got a FTLgram from the overlords. There won't be a second USA civil war afterall. Although the culture war anti choice crowd is mainly a culture of war, the next 'trumpesque wanna be' will not have the proper con man credentials.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 21 - 06:27 PM

Those who clamor for war have usually never experienced it.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 21 - 08:20 PM

Steve Bannon (evil genius): "Tucker, you're going to have to change you story about vaccines...
Tucker Carlson (Frozen dinner inheritence): Are you becoming a squish Steve?
Bannon: No its just that with the Delta varient we are losing 5% of our voters now and the next generation! Everyone that dies from the pandemic from here on out are votes we are are losing forever.
Tucker: Once we get all the states obstructing and overturning the vote we can win with only 30%.
Bannon: Thats not a done deal Tucker. By the way, are you vaccinated?
Tucker: Of course how about you?
Bannon: Don't be an idiot with me Tucker, I'm not Trump.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 21 - 11:22 AM

Google Gold has been a top secret project located in SF. Within the mega building is the quantum computer center that some say has had unexpected spin off research including time manipulation that could change society. While a Google Gold subscription is pricey like a Bezos space ride one could conceivably look up tommorrow's winning lottery number. The NSA is expected to gobble up Google Gold which means we are one step closer to government at the highest decision making level by computer. Some employees are privately calling Google Gold, "Big Mother".

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 21 - 09:21 PM

To celebrate the relaxation of pandemic rules we went to the Georgetown restaurant 'Global Gourmet' which has 4 Chefs that specialize in European, Mexican, Indian or Eastern Asian cuisine. The menu has mostly recognizable dishes but their specials, reliant upon availability, had truly exotic fare. The atmosphere was an ecclectic global mix as well. There was loud Mexican ballads, Chopin, Rajas or Gamalon music. Even the napkins were varied with embroidered themes that were western, Indian filigree patterns or chinese water color prints.
The waiter wrote nothing down and was expert at describing the specials although he practically whispered. Having never had them I ordered the boiled frog legs. When they came they were not remotely like fish but were pungent like kidney pie and stringy. When I was asked, I told the waiter that the frog legs with peas were not particulary pleasing and there were no peas. He looked confused and asked "Frog eggs"? I said No, frog legs, . Sir you ordered the dog legs in pee, In fact your order went to the Asian Chef and not the European Chef.
In that case, could I have the Pangolin Stew instead? "Of course sir. How would you like your Congo Stew of heads, spicy or plain"? I suggested they should turn the music down and left.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 21 - 01:15 PM

MOM! Just because I don't see you for one day is no reason to drop into the gutter!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 21 - 02:58 PM

Position or content?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 21 - 03:06 PM

The Olympics has decided to go with previous olympic recorded cheering.