Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: keberoxu Date: 20 Nov 21 - 11:40 PM Wysiwyg is back, password permitting. (there's an echo in this bit of the thread) |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 21 Nov 21 - 07:28 PM Watch out Rap - Kryptonite is headed this way |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 22 Nov 21 - 08:59 AM The bizarre is normal like quantum mechanics. The facts are then corn holed by wanton fanatics. Philosophers try to order our mind but stark raving nuts is all that they find. So lets all hand over our rational thought to AI computers and crack pot robots. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 22 Nov 21 - 11:37 AM The new normal is like a guillotine The new normal is growing so fast and furious I just can't keep up. Like in WW II the new normal is created in courts and by bullet. It ended in a technological conflagration of incineration. A pandemic has created new normals that I can't count. 63 dead per some mass shootings is beyond my scope. Today we learned to not attend holiday parades. A lame duck President inciting murder in DC. Lies are faster than the speed of sound. Keyboard Nazis defend a new liberty. A freedom to never ever vaccinate. They say Democrats eat babies. Its not said, if or maybe. Dehumanization is easy. When facts are flimsy and lies are loud We're going down faster each day in such a way you can't believe it. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 22 Nov 21 - 02:23 PM Well Mom, after that fall yesterday I'm a-hurtin'. Don't fall on concrete steps! Fortunately, nothing was broken and that was confirmed by x-ray. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 22 Nov 21 - 06:33 PM Watch out Rap. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 23 Nov 21 - 03:13 PM Now, yet another Zoom meeting.... I can't even leave town these days to avoid meetings! It's my overdeveloped sense of duty, I guess. Because "These We'll Defend (whether they want it or not)." |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 23 Nov 21 - 05:42 PM The long humorus, ulna and radius of the Army will reach out and get you note the theme song is the same as Band of Brothers |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 24 Nov 21 - 08:08 PM Went shopping. Bought nothing myself, Pat bought two jackets at the Columbia outlet store. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 26 Nov 21 - 08:47 AM The evolution of sight Young eyes are mesmerized by what is new to them Old eyes evolve vision from long term experience All conflict is seen as a result of all the simple lies Lies we tell ourselves and the lies that people tell The most scientific fact is tiny amid all existence Some lie for the pleasure they get from cruelty Some lie to be kind although that never works, like the lie that remaining positive cures cancer Superstition, religion, politics, love and malice are motivated lies that benefit some but not all All the life in the sea uses deception to survive Lies are invisible in youth and obvious in wisdom All of life is not the stage, it is always the big lie Even greatness disguised as simplicity is a kind of lie Sir Walter Raliegh invites you use the ubiquitous lies because lies are used against you and to control you Seeing that life is a lie passes for the essence of truth No fool like an old fool is the one without evolved sight Naieve young are admired for the innocense to all the lies |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 26 Nov 21 - 10:41 AM In an effort for the Covid virus to stay 'alive' and seek out new host targets, 2 varients from South Africa have emerged and have 31 mutation sites as opposed to its predecessor that only had 2. https://www.bbc.com/news/health-59418127 We now have the tech to respond in days with new weapons against varients but it takes months to respond globally and years for humans to behave if ever. The lonely little truth crouchs shivering in the rain storm of lies. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 27 Nov 21 - 09:45 AM I'm HOME, Mom! No new injuries, either! And we went to the store last evening and bought some bananas! And picked up the mail! And cleared the rockfall off the driveway and roof and all! And got the back forty plowed! And rerouted the Columbia River so we'd have better aquifer renewal and salmon fishing! My new album, "Rap Wraps Rap" has gone platinum! |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 28 Nov 21 - 11:17 AM Platinum eh? Well I went to Youtube to learn how to make my own omicron mrna vaccine. I'm putting the finishing touchs on now. I was able to save the expense of buying a super freezer since I won't have distribution problems to deal with. My friend Cletus from Tennessee probably had omicron and over nighted a baggie of sneeze that I got this morning. I sent a thank you letter to South Africa for the early 1 month heads up compared to China that did not sound the global alarm for several months. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: gnu Date: 28 Nov 21 - 12:53 PM Winter approacheth... the bastard. By this time tomorrow, I'll hear those delightful seasonal carols, such as The Symphony Of Plows. But, if I hear that GDd song by Sir Paul again at Chinese Tire, or any other store, I simply cannot be held accountable for any retaliation... he's having tooooo wonderful a Christmas time. How can one of the best songwriters in the world come up with such dripping, childish, and repetitive drivel? |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 28 Nov 21 - 02:06 PM Speaking of retalliation, the message relayed here from the Galactic Overlords on 26 Nov 21 - 08:47 AM has been met with silence much to the consternation of the more extreme overlords who substitute fear with reason. There is chatter that they have weaponized a virus which is huge in scale compared to the scale of their entire battle fleet which measures only a millimeter in Earth units. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 28 Nov 21 - 02:17 PM According to Central Intelligence and Spying Stuff of the Idaho Legion (CISSofIL) the personnel staffing the Intergalactic Dreadnoughts and Ships of the Line of the Galactic Overlord ARE viruses (or, for language purists, virii). Their motto is "If Not Us, Who?." There are no "variants" and all of them do what they are trained to do. Any "variants" are thrown into a spleen full of lymphocytes and phagocytes. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 29 Nov 21 - 06:45 AM In the evolution of Galactic Overlord technology they may have traded massiveness for speed. With the minimal mass of virii they can approach the speed of light with a lasar push most efficiently. They are slower than massless photons and neutrinos but not by much. For such small craft they are a big problem for our galactic neighbors like the Dropa, Greys and Giants. Our best defense against G.O.'s has been our average spider that can eat them whole. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 29 Nov 21 - 07:04 PM Their ships are massless, but propelled (if that's the right word) by inertia-less drives through multiverse wormholes. In size the ships are about as large as Deimos, Mars' moon. Most of that is taken up by armament, as they are quite paranoid. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Stilly River Sage Date: 29 Nov 21 - 10:38 PM Awww, I kind of like the song, but then I don't hear it often. I tend to not turn on carols. I have a two-disk set of operatic xmas songs (and not a single McCartney song on it) that gets played a time or two. Until 2005 we got a lot of really good holiday BS from a favorite KERA-FM public radio broadcaster and general music polymath, the late great Glenn Mitchell. For a while the station played a big chunk of the old recorded programs, now we get a couple of hours on xmas eve. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 30 Nov 21 - 07:10 AM MASSLESS! IMMENSE SHIPS! TRANS DIMENSIONAL WORMHOLES - SACRILIDGE. You're talking taboo physics porn!!! You may as well say they collapse space to a point negating distance, expansion and time! Thereby leaving behind the pollution of ticking time bombs of future roiling big bangs. That is the equivalent of the ultimate Multiverse smash and grab crime. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 30 Nov 21 - 07:23 AM Dashing thru the muck I hit a great big buck He destroyed my sleigh Like it was a one-horse shay And my insurance won't pay! Jingle bells, insurance hells, Where's the police report? Did you keep the meat? (Venison can't be beat) Wait! You need a deer tag, Sport! |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 30 Nov 21 - 08:33 AM My parents totaled a Bronco that way. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 30 Nov 21 - 09:33 AM Santa.com has noted a marked drop off in emails to Santa as well as handwritten letters. Dear Amazon.com emails and even dear jeff bezos letters are on the rise. Santa.com's spokesperson told us that at least their site sends return messages of good will. Amazon.com did not respond to our requests. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 01 Dec 21 - 01:10 AM It may be awhile before Stilly gets censored by Ted Cruz Texit policies but I bet she will find a way to get her message out. I wonder if a great Texas wall would be to keep folks in or out after they secede. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 02 Dec 21 - 08:08 AM 8 chan has resources to help Q supporters and the GOP that includes 1001 Free Death threats which are not actionable and therefore safe for all patriots. There are premium hardcore death threats by catagories against judges, Congress, school boards, librarians, kids, parents, teachers, social media and TV media for only 99 cents each. Custom death threats are by subscription only. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 03 Dec 21 - 11:41 AM Its not the kind of bar that serves drinks with a grill on the side and billards, darts and poker in the rear. Its the Holy Ghost of bars that gets lowered first from mountain tops then into the Grand Canyon and now far beneath the ocean. How deep the bar gets lowered is unknown. One would have thought the abysmal depths of the sea would be the end but recent events have proven there is no bottom to lowering the bar. All my life Hitler was the example that the bar could not go lower than Eienstatzgruppen and concentration camp slavery and mass execution. Then the bar kept going with nuclear weapons and bio weapons and known climate change that only changes its name. There is upward progress but no where near the power of the ever lowering bar. Billionairs are going the wrong way to get a glimpse of the lowering bar so its only a theory to them. You can even get a Nobel Prize for proving the bar is not just going lower but is actually accelerating. The only place left for the bar to go are extra dimensions we do not see, touch or feel. Until we learn how to slow or stop the bar we can't see touch or feel there is no hope of raising the bar except in small hot spots of progress. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Stilly River Sage Date: 03 Dec 21 - 11:50 AM My message is don't reelect Cruz. And now the real political comedy road show is ramping up - idiot House member Gomert is running against the current corrupt AG Paxton for the office. It would take one real idiot out of the congress (I don't know if he'll run for both jobs at the same time) if he wins the AG job. It would be a real Texas BS shit show if he wins AG. The chief enforcement officer in the state shouldn't be a crook. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 03 Dec 21 - 03:54 PM It seems that the former fed AG taking the fifth is not odd or ironic to average amerikans. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 03 Dec 21 - 08:08 PM Gov. DeSantis of FL has outdone TX. He has asked his legislature to give him 100 million dollars to finance his own personal militia answerable only to him. In the past he has pushed his law to legally hit d100 million.emontrators with cars and to invite all out of state police to come to FL if they don't want the vaccine. His own militia, not a National Guard, could enforce certain importation of certain things making him the wealthiest 'rug lord' in the world inside of 2 years. Maybe he wants a state free of certain enemies, press and federal government agents so Miami can be the capitol of the new confederacy. Perhaps there is an innocent explanation for the $100 million. x |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 03 Dec 21 - 08:57 PM Yup, almost certainly a torn and perhaps otherwise damaged rotator cuff and possibly other things. MRI on December 8, surgeon appointment on Dec 14.... It's the END OF YEAR medical insurance show! |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 04 Dec 21 - 11:54 AM Even fence sitters face more injuries from falling from their straddle than being on one side or the other. You are fast becoming the 6 million dollar man. We can rebuild him. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: keberoxu Date: 04 Dec 21 - 01:21 PM And happy holidays to you as well, gnu . . . |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: gnu Date: 05 Dec 21 - 05:01 AM Thanks, k. You have a blast as well! There's bodhran and then there's RHAN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n7S3_IGx74 |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 05 Dec 21 - 06:04 AM One bright afternoon around 2005 I saw the shadow in the sky something like this https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/2112/EclipseAntarctica_Horalek_1500.jpg |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 05 Dec 21 - 08:20 AM Easy Company now belongs to the ages now that the last member of the Band of Brothers has died at age of 99. His journey went from Normandy to Dachau to Hitler's Eagle nest where he took Champagne marked for Furher's use only, to toast his son's bar mitzvah. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 05 Dec 21 - 02:02 PM Robert Joseph Dole has died at the age of 98. Lung cancer. I'm having an MRI on the 8th. We shall see what we shall see. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 05 Dec 21 - 05:52 PM Bob Dole or the Viagra spokesman? |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 05 Dec 21 - 07:12 PM You know Boebert and Gomert and Steve King and Marge Greene Hitler and Himmler old nazis and Blitzkrieg But do you recall The most famous Nazi of all? Donald the Red-Nosed Nazi Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the other Nazis Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Donald Join in any Nazi games Then one foggy 'lection night Jesus came to say "Donald, with your nose so bright Won't you sleigh Hillary tonight?" Then how the nazis loved him As they shouted out with glee "Donald the Red-Nosed Nazi You'll go down in history" |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 06 Dec 21 - 03:26 PM From: Steve Shaw - PM Date: 05 Dec 21 - 07:54 PM Piss off, Donuel, and make your own bloody humour. If you can. Tosser. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: gnu Date: 07 Dec 21 - 04:16 AM Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel - PM Date: 05 Dec 21 - 07:12 PM Bravo! Well done, sir! |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 07 Dec 21 - 08:46 AM Et tu gnu? |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 07 Dec 21 - 03:50 PM I'm trying to figure out why Putin wants Ukraine. That Russia wanted Crimea is a no brainer. It turns out that history and Stalin has Putin drooling over Ukraine. https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/why-does-putin-want-control-ukraine-ask-stalin/2017/10/20/800a7afe-b427-11e7-a908-a347075 The MOAB explanation however is more like a World War Z movie that was written by Mel Brooks' son - really. In the expanse of Ukraine's Chernobyl there arose mutant people from feral children who heal at at a phenomenal rate making for a real life Wolverine of Marvel comics. These 'super soldiers' are the ones that Putin seeks. :^/ |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 Dec 21 - 04:01 PM I just finished a jigsaw puzzle that would have been tough enough on its own, but the last person who owned it lost about 36 pieces before they reboxed it and donated to the thrift store. I knew way back when that it was missing at least a few edge pieces, but when I finished with what I had, there are big gaps. It was a cruel act when that last person passed along this flawed puzzle. I just scraped it off of the table into the trash can. (That was 550 pieces minus 36; the next one is a killer with 750 pieces on an xmas theme. Let's see if I can finish it by the new year!) This is just generalized whining about BS behavior. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 07 Dec 21 - 06:14 PM There outta be a law. puzzle |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 07 Dec 21 - 08:31 PM From the bowels of the Federalist Society a new Republican anthem popped out just in time for Christmas. Gimme dat old time religion Gimme dat old time religion Gimme dat old time religion If its good enough for Donald Its good enuff fer me. Gimme dat old time corruption... suspicion ammunition demolition penacillin |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 08 Dec 21 - 06:33 AM Death threats to women politicians is up 50% over last year and number at 4900. Sorry I just don't see any sarcastic take here. |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 08 Dec 21 - 02:12 PM Somewhere in a Michigan basement: Boys, (yelling) WE AREN"T GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE (mild cheering) Have you seen big Al's Dealership? Its a empty parking lot. NO CARS! All because Taiwan won't give us any computer chips. And BLM is only taking a winter break, they'll be back in the Spring to protest us killing them. The Mexicans are still popping off babies in the good ol' USofA and the muslims are still blowing shit up. Now they are prosecuting patriots for shooting black men running down the street and charging parents with murder for teaching their kid how to shoot. We aren't gonna... "Scuse me Al?" What is it Norm? Well I don't think what you said was exactly true. What are you Norm, an election stealing Lib?? No But... Keep making your death threat quota and stop thinking Norm. Its time for a beer break... |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Rapparee Date: 09 Dec 21 - 11:41 PM So, Mom. Suppose you had a couple hundred nice, new coats for kids, toddlers, and adults in various sizes to give away free to those who need them. What local groups would you contact to get them to people who can use themn? |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Stilly River Sage Date: 10 Dec 21 - 12:17 AM The local homeless shelter? The local women and children's shelter? The local school district? |
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] From: Donuel Date: 10 Dec 21 - 08:29 AM Goodwill stores. Burlington retail gives 10% discounts with coat donations. We make and donate blankets. Its called Linus project. This batch of Red Stripe beer is better than last time. Hey Zeke whats that band aid, did you get the jab? Its just a flu shot. Thats no excuse, Hey boys Zeke here got a jab! (murmuring) Gimme that beer I don't think you are all in with what we are about. C'mon Al you know me. If you're not down with the freedom to be be vaccine free you ain't down with violence to restore Trump. The hell you say, I even beat the wife... Women don't count. If we can't trust you to have our bac...now gimme that beer. (Zeke puts his hand on his gun) Lets all have another beer... |
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