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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 15 Aug 07 - 02:24 PM You are Karl Rove? Do something about that hair will ya? Stringy gray hair hanging from an otherwise bald pate looks really stoopid. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 15 Aug 07 - 02:18 PM We have discovered that the Mr. Rove we have is an imposter, since I found out last night that I am Karl Rove. We have suspended treatment and will see that the imposter is |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:10 AM I'm sorry, KB, but you will have to wait a bit longer for your Spa treatment. We are currently treating a Mr. Rove, who recently quit his job to become a hay farmer in the North Dakota. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 14 Aug 07 - 03:25 PM Love and peace to you all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 01 Aug 07 - 03:42 PM Up from the depths. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jul 07 - 05:30 PM We are simply waiting for an empty room at The Spa. KB deserves only The Best, you know, and the ex-Presidential Suite won't be ready for a couple of days yet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 27 Jul 07 - 05:06 PM "And how come Rapaire's mob are taking so long to catch you?" I'm hiding in the Maquoketa caves, but don't tell anyone. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 27 Jul 07 - 05:00 PM And skulduggery with my moniker won't get you anywhere either. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST Date: 27 Jul 07 - 04:54 PM I think KB's slipped into native tongue by accident. Hoisted by your own petard me thinks. It's The Spa for you to find your true intentions for this thread. I'd hate to think we're all being used as part of your alien plan for world domination. And how come Rapaire's mob are taking so long to catch you? I was captured within minutes - it's not fair. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 27 Jul 07 - 09:38 AM Klaatu barada nikto |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 26 Jul 07 - 06:06 PM I'm beginning to wonder whether I'm the only earthling posting on this thread. Hey remember the 5000 thread? I might just go pack my bag and go on a retreat until my head's clear about everything. I'm pretty sure it's predominantly an earth based thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 26 Jul 07 - 12:12 PM You don't have the proper equipment. The only other set of the equipment is at The Spa; you might check there. hehehehehe.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 26 Jul 07 - 09:32 AM Link? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 26 Jul 07 - 09:23 AM We have located "Shane"'s spatial-temporal-gravitational coordinates. You wouldn't BELIEVE where he is and what he's doing! I never knew ANYONE could...oh, wow!...that's un-flippin'-BELIEVABLE! You oughta see this! It's, like, indescribable...wow..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Jul 07 - 06:58 PM Well, technically "Shane"'s not gone. He still around somewhere. We know for a fact, sort of, that "Northern Shane" is around; the only question is the spatial whereabouts of "Southern Shane." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 25 Jul 07 - 05:22 PM I shall post furtively and will not give up the ship. 85 Billion or bust! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 25 Jul 07 - 04:23 PM Shane gone. KB on the run. I see no future for this thread, beyond say, 3 billion. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 24 Jul 07 - 09:08 AM So be it. I have told the trainers, and you will undergo Plan 7 when you arrive. I think you'll appreciate the extra mobility that you'll have in your knees, elbows, ankles, toes, shoulers and fingers when they are done. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 24 Jul 07 - 09:05 AM Plan seven it is, then. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 23 Jul 07 - 09:45 PM Those are Plan 9 Planners. Seven is quite enough. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 23 Jul 07 - 03:18 PM They're here, they're a fact. And the Public oughta know about it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 23 Jul 07 - 12:59 PM And a legal one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 23 Jul 07 - 12:55 PM Me, an alien? Wherever did you get such an idea? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 23 Jul 07 - 12:22 PM Has anybody actually asked KB straight out about being an alien? KB are you an alien and if so a Grey? It's not that we're against aliens on this thread, it's just that it would be nice to know. There could be an advantage to you being an alien, especially if you live to say, 85 billion. You could bring alive memories of the original posters. I can see it now...... "Tell us again KB about the great green tomato controversy and it's affect on climate change in the 21st century"... "Who was the first earthling to become Poster of the Year?" "What year was Shane made a saint again?" So, as long as your a friendly alien... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 23 Jul 07 - 09:39 AM If you read this, don't tell anybody. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 23 Jul 07 - 09:30 AM Our trainers are very, very close to KB now. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 22 Jul 07 - 10:14 AM Submit, or the trainers will be harder on you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 21 Jul 07 - 10:44 AM Sounds like Grey names to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 21 Jul 07 - 10:27 AM I could be wrong, but reading between the lines I suspect that KB is still on the run, or, if perhaps an alien, on the hover - who knows |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Jul 07 - 09:16 AM At The Spa we prefer to have our clients first make some effort to better themselves, such as by running. KB is running. Very fast and very hard, too, I might add. Of course, this is very encouraging to our |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: JennyO Date: 21 Jul 07 - 09:11 AM Who me? I know nothing, you hear - NO-THING!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 21 Jul 07 - 07:37 AM How do you know so confidently that KB's at The Spa JennyO, unless you're on Rapaire's staff payroll of course? Personally, until it's official, as far as I am concerned KB is still on the run. Worrying times indeed for the 85 billion thread. And what's happened to Shane, can anyone tune in to The Grey's frequency – perhaps KB could be encouraged to? I'm with LTS on 2112 and now wish I'd gone for it instead of 2108. Blast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: JennyO Date: 21 Jul 07 - 01:54 AM Personally, I like 2113. It was my postcode for 15 years. Sounds like KB's getting quite a workout at the Spa. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jul 07 - 03:13 PM I want to come out feeling a new person.... but I'd get arrested. Don't you think 2112 looks pretty? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 20 Jul 07 - 03:04 PM pant ... pant ... gasp wait - just a bit farther ... NOOOOOO!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 20 Jul 07 - 03:02 PM All will be Revealed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 20 Jul 07 - 02:56 PM KB's quiet. Taken do you think? It happens like that. One minute you're ruling the world, next minute, taken. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 20 Jul 07 - 09:46 AM *2108* OK |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 20 Jul 07 - 09:45 AM *2007* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 20 Jul 07 - 09:09 AM And with the exercises, diet, pedicures, manicures, massages, heated baths, cold baths, dental treatments, electro-therapy, aromatherapy -- why, you'll come out feeling like a new person! I promise it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 20 Jul 07 - 06:55 AM I think a holiday at The Spa will be the only way we will be able to determine KB's true species. It's for your own good KB, though one only realises this after one's final hypnotherapy session. I mean if it wasn't for The Spa I'd very likely still be a dictator. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jul 07 - 10:30 PM Oh, The Spa, The Spa, KB's pinin' for The Spa.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 19 Jul 07 - 06:13 PM The Spa, The Spa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jul 07 - 03:40 PM Don't play the innocent with us! Talk, or go to The Spa! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 19 Jul 07 - 12:20 PM I think Liz knows something. Notice how she "just happened" to choose 573443? Coincidence? I think not. IWTATBM, I'm sure I don't know what you are talking about. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Jul 07 - 10:35 AM I see no theoretical reason why this thread shouldn't achieved 85 billion posts... unless someone loses count at around 573443. But you should say to yourself, with the amount of power we waste, on a daily basis, SHOULD this thread be ALLOWED to reach 85 billion? I don't care, I have post 2100. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 19 Jul 07 - 10:29 AM Don't play the innocent – talk. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 19 Jul 07 - 09:32 AM I'm back, did I miss anything? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jul 07 - 09:13 AM The question is whether or not KB is here legally. Everyone says that illegal aliens are bad and should be denied all sorts of things and sent back where they came from no matter how much their mother objects, but legal aliens are okay. So KB, show use your green card! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 19 Jul 07 - 07:26 AM I'm thinking we should let KB continue as a poster regardless of being an alien or not. After all, the thread objective is to get to 85 billion, not to get to 85 billion but only with earthling posts. Perhaps though KB should be denied the opportunity of becoming Poster of the Year in future, as a warning to other aliens that we won't be messed with on this thread. |
