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Subject: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey Joe Date: 28 Mar 03 - 08:13 AM whats the current consensus on casual sex. I've just started dating for the first time in a long time. I met this someone whose given me their number. This person is good looking but not really into any.... well they're a bit of a fruitcake!! So is it ok to just have drunken monkey sex and say "See yeah" cheers Shakey Joe BTW When I say casual sex, I mean casual relationship. I would like (and am willing) to invest a lot of effort in the sex part PS yes I am a man! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 08:18 AM Shakey Joey - you made me laugh so much. Do what you want to do as long as you're not going to cause Ms Fruitcake into Ms EvenMoreFruitcake in doing so. Good to see someone so committed to the cause of serious shagging. Innit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 28 Mar 03 - 08:33 AM Ahhhh ... must be Spring Fever on the Cat! How refreshing!! Shakey Joe - what Alasdair said. With big, big reminders about "safe sex". And, just as a hint, drunken monkeys can get frustratingly sloppy with the mechanics of it all ... from a woman's perspective of course ... :) happy humpin - daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 08:36 AM Further tech note: Drunken monkey sex only works if you're *both* drunk. Otherwise, she's will invariably have a shit time of it. Al |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: gnu Date: 28 Mar 03 - 08:47 AM No. Don't waste your time. Especially if you don't know the person. That's just looking for trouble. Long term or no term. Seek advice from your elders, your doctor, books, wherever, before you make any decisions. Yes, I am a man... not a boy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey Joe Date: 28 Mar 03 - 08:52 AM But gnu, she looks so lovely and soft and smooth and she smells nice.. I want to see her naked!! please say its OK Shakey Joe (thinking about a haircut) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 08:59 AM Gnu, fair play to you and your own modus operandi. Having said that I think Shakey'd be silly not to get his end away. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:11 AM "lovely...soft...smooth...smells nice...wanna see'em naked..." Sheesh Joe, wish I could say the same about the men around here. (Well, except I'd restrict the 'soft' part to matters of the heart)! At least I'm spared the sweet agony of indecision. I'd recommend a real close shave over a haircut though. Whisker-burn really burns! Gnu, so glad there's some real men out there! Maybe I've been living in the wrong corner of the globe all my life? ;) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: CarolC Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:15 AM If she's into it being just a casual thing, it could be ok. But you don't want to be misleading her into thinking it's anything more than that just to get her into bed. Don't overlook the possibility that she might say she's into something casual, while what she really wants is a serious committed relationship, with the idea that if she works on you long enough, you'll come around to her way of thinking. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey joe Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:17 AM see now, this is where it all gets complicated! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: CarolC Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:23 AM ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:33 AM Casual sex.........I love that term! Is this as opposed to fucking in a tuxedo and a full length evening gown? Or is it just an attitude like.......... Hey Babe.....uh.....I got a few minutes.......yawahna? ...oh I dunno'.......maybe.....do we have to go into the bedroom? Nah....let's just rip off a quickie here on the porch..... ..well....okay....Be careful of the geraniums huh?...Last time we broke one of my best pots... Got me on the head too if you recall... ....yeah....that was kinda' funny... Look, just drop your pants a bit and we'll give it a short time skivvie guy doggie style huh? .....okay I guess.... Casual sex.....yeah, gotta' love it..... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:36 AM Well, Joe, it may be "casual", but it's never "free" imo. I guess we get what we "pay" for, one way or another. How old is she? I may be stickin my neck out here, but I think women's attitudes change as they get older? Younger women tend to want committment, in preparation for raising a family, but over time they tend to value their freedom more (especially if their committments nearly got them "committed" in the past). But that's just my experience talking - any other observations? daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:42 AM Daylia - I think my girl friends would disagree. I shared a house with my best mate Maddy for a while and we had a bit of a competition about collecting pants from random blokes we'd bonked. Al |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:42 AM ....."It may be "casual", but it's never "free" imo. I guess we get what we "pay" for, one way or another"........ So daylia.......What'll a hundred bucks get me? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey Joe Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:45 AM Shes in her late 20s!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Sandy Creek Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:49 AM Where was the most exciting place you ever had nookie...mine was on a bus at night in New York City (NEW YORK CITY???) and in an elevator at the Edison Hotel in NYC. Oh but then there the the quickie in the ladie's room in a restaurant in Buffalo and in the hummer in the dressing room at Sears and then there was............. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:51 AM In an elevator? must have been VEEEERY quick |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:51 AM Spaw, is that $100 American? Gotta figure in the exchange rate, hmmmmmmm ... ;) Can't speak for other people, but as for me, I'm priceless! (Not to be confused with "free", of course). Alasdair - collecting pants from randomly-bonked blokes? Geez where have I been all my life! daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: CarolC Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:52 AM Oohhhh!!! Late 20s!! I can just hear that internal clock ticking away ( ...must ...make ...babies!!!!) ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:57 AM daylia - no idea but it's never too late to start. Sad thing is, Maddy won. Al |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Bullfrog Jones Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:07 AM Al --maybe it was just that the blokes Maddy bonked were more likely to wear pants!! BJ |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:08 AM Never too late to start? Hmmmm, but there's so few, if any, guys out there who can "afford" the priceless *sniff sniff*! And I already have enough pants, I think ... daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Casual Observer Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:09 AM I dunno. I never had sex with someone unless I really, really liked them, except for once, when I was in college, and..... you guessed it...... very drunk. After that I was embarrassed to see this person, which was really too bad. We had a good time together otherwise. I was on my way to the "really, really like" stage, but I think the sex ruined it. If you both agree beforehand, well, go for it. But be careful. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:15 AM Yeah CO, I've come to the conclusion that the best way to lose a friend is to have sex with one. Too bad, so sad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Dave Bryant Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:22 AM As Robert Heinlen said in one of his books, Masturbation is Safe, Healthy, Moral, Socially responsible, Doesn't make you go blind - But it sure is LONELY ! Everybody should have |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:25 AM Fatal AttractionJust a little reminder! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey Joe Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:26 AM good stuff I'll let you know how I got on!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey joe Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:27 AM Never saw that film. I did see deliverence on weds night though!! maighty fine set of teeth!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:28 AM Daylia - seems to me that sex with wealthy strangers might be the way to go ;o) Bullfrog - I object strongly to your terms of reference. Aspersions being cast all over the shop! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Foe Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:31 AM Nelson Algren quoted on NPR today on the Writer's Alminac, "Never eat at a place named Mom's, never play cards with a guy named Doc and never go to bed with anyone who has more problemd than you." |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Peg Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:32 AM Just be clear what you expect from this. Be honest, and state that you don't want a serious relationship and make this clear BEFORE you have sex. It always astounds me that men go out of their way to romanticize an encounter and seduce a woman as if they have romantic feelings when it's only about sex; why donlt they just try being honest? They might find that some women are only interested in sex, too. But perhaps some men enjoy manipulating and lying to get what they want...that way if they set up false expectations they can enjoy the hurt they cause others. That's not to say women don't engage in this behavior too, but it's much more prevalent in men. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:34 AM Hands up if you think the sex thread is a welcome break from all the war stuff! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Sandy Creek Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:37 AM Alasdair...we pushed the STOP button |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:38 AM My hand's way, way up! But sex and war are kinda related, are they not? Maybe our Guest Mars (Aries?) could enlighten us ... daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:38 AM Being in the catbird seat to watch the unfolding story of a lothario friend, I vote for the "not interested in romance, just in sex" approach. Fewer people will feel entitled to get mad at you later. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:48 AM I agree look. I'm only trying to have sex here. I'm not going to bomb her! And don't get me wrong. I do like the girl its just that shes completely and utterly bonkers. Mad I tells ya, mad as an eel. but jesus she's drop dead gorgeous!! another question! ribbed or normal? and should I arrive wearing it? Shakey Joe |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Mrrzy Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:52 AM Nostalgia may not be what it used to be, but you did used to be able to have casual sex... with no repercussions assuming appropriate barriers... and it wasn't a big deal, it was just sex for crying out loud. I miss the 70's! Nowadays everybody's so tied up in what it MEANS - how 'bout it means let's enjoy some sex, and if not, no biggie? (I did not grow up in the US of A, which I think had a lot to do with it.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Mooh Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:54 AM As for the sex vs war thing...don't ya think Shrub and the Shrubettes are compensating for something? As for casual sex...just do it...but report back here so we can all analyze the situation (voyeurs that we are). Thanks for the laugh. Mooh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: MMario Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:57 AM perhaps some men enjoy manipulating and lying to get what they want...That's not to say women don't engage in this behavior too, but it's much more prevalent in men ?? Peg - hate to break it to you - But it's pretty prevelant behavior for both sexes - not only regarding sex - but a lot of other desires too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey Joe Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:58 AM Its no laugh Mooh ;-) As I said I want a casual relationship with the sex taken deadly seriously!! I'll report. Better not take pictures though, that might seem a little creepy. Even I know that!! Shakey Joe getting more shakey!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 11:02 AM Re: the ribbed versus normal. No idea what wimmin want in that regard. But for God's sake DON't arrive wearing it. BTW, for those of you who don't reside in the UK, you can get curry-flavoured johnnies here. Shakey - if she's really that hatstand then I think you could be setting yourself up for a whole hell of a lot of grief. Al |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Willie-O Date: 28 Mar 03 - 11:06 AM Ribbed or normal? You're asking the wrong folks! Arrive wearing it? Now there's a weird fashion concept, and impractical, not to mention...a bit overconfident? If you wanna go do it with her, be prepared, not presumptuous. But frankly, Dear Abby tells me you're trying to get yourself talked OUT of it. Otherwised why would you be asking us? The protocol for sex is about the same as its ever been: You: "Do you want to? But I gotta tell you (insert anything you think someone else should tell you before having sex for the first time)" But the business about her being "lovely but bonkers" is putting up red flags. Can't you find someone who is merely pleasant-looking, and sane? W-O |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: curmudgeon Date: 28 Mar 03 - 11:10 AM If she asks you to play "Misty," run like Hell -- Tom |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey Joe Date: 28 Mar 03 - 11:11 AM no red flags. I'm away for a shower and a shave. I'll report back!! wish me luck, I'm goin' in! Shakey |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST Date: 28 Mar 03 - 11:12 AM just fuck her and be done with it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 28 Mar 03 - 11:13 AM Normal, not ribbed imo Joe. The ribbed feels too, um, synthetic - kinda like a washboard. But maybe you should ask what SHE prefers, though. And how the H*** could you arrive wearing it - watching pornos in the car on the way over or something? Or just a real vivid imagination? Those ones that glow in the dark might be fun - and some have feathers attached too! daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Alasdair Date: 28 Mar 03 - 11:15 AM Daylia - maybe his tool is sufficiently massive that it stays on when floppy. could be some circulation issues there tho |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 03 - 12:02 PM I'd advise a French Tickler, but owing to the current war and the situation with the US and France, I don't know what to call it. Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast is dumb enough, but a Freedom Tickler? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: harpgirl Date: 28 Mar 03 - 01:05 PM ...personally, I think if you are only interested in sport fucking, you should go to a professional, so as not to create more problems for an individual who may be on shakey ground herself. You sound like a self-centered idiot! Put your money where your mouth is...love, harpgirl |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Don Firth Date: 28 Mar 03 - 01:24 PM I'm never casual about sex. . . . Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Sandy Creek Date: 28 Mar 03 - 01:55 PM My God, You MudCatters Are Hot! But top this: When I was 16 (late 50's) the family loaded up in the old Woody Wagon and headed for Grannie's house out in the country for the annual family reunion. One of my far removed cousins, Sara, (also 16) HAD GROWN UP in a year. We made whoopee EVERYWHERE. To my delight she was allowed to spend two weeks at our house (with my 15 year old sister). YES! We left Grannie's about nine o'clock that night and piled in the old Woody whereas my cousin ended up in the back/back seat with me and my two sisters (there was 10 in my family). Sara ended up on my lap and somehow her sundress worked ir self up and her______ somehow came off and my__________ ended up in her_________. What a great ride. Needless to say my sisters held this over my head for years but they never told on us. My God, what a wonderful two weeks and what a wonderful memory. Fortunately we did not make any babies. Think I will give Sara a call....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: katlaughing Date: 28 Mar 03 - 01:55 PM Just don't take a cue from the shrub and pull out for fear of failure like he did with the UN! His poor wife! Actually, honesty is THE best way to be about any of it. When I used to go out alone if a guy chatted me up or asked to buy me a drink I made it very clear what he could or could not expect. Usually I would just say, you may buy me that drink or, yes, I'll dance with you, but I will NOT fuck you for it! I never had one of them get upset. To a man they were pleasantly surprised to find someone who was up front about it. I hated all the little games people would play with one another; spending all night buying drinks and dancing, wondering if they would or wouldn't! kat |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Forum Lurker Date: 28 Mar 03 - 01:59 PM catspaw49-If you call it a freedom tickler, you can always claim it's your patriotic duty. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: DougR Date: 28 Mar 03 - 02:06 PM Just a word of caution (that I'm surprised not one else has mentioned)if she is casual with you, how many casualties may she have left in her wake? It would appear to me, Joe, that she might wonder the same about you! Ever heard of AIDS? :>) DougR |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Lyrical Lady Date: 28 Mar 03 - 02:09 PM The trouble I see with having casual sex is that the emotional makeup of a woman causes her to become attached once the act has been completed. IMO... men don't tend to react this way. Especially seeing as the woman is in her late twenties! The hormones tend to kick in and the response turns to "MAKE ME PREGNANT"! I honestly don't think it's possible for women to have casual sex... they may say they are into it... but sometimes they go along with it just to "set the hook". If you're not into a relationship than I think you'd be better off with Mrs. Thumb and her four daughters! Having sex with someone changes everything... only a very strong friendship can survive the emotional consequences. Besides, if you really don't care for this person, it won't be a very satisfying experience for you, IMO. LL |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: NicoleC Date: 28 Mar 03 - 02:58 PM I'm all for (safe) friendly sex when both (or all) parties involved are after the same thing and can discuss it with no reservations. All that stuff about how emotionally weak an susceptible women are and how they're dying to have babies is a stereotype, not a universal truth. But if she's bonkers, man, DON'T DO IT! It's very possible she won't or can't make a rational choice about sex, and not only are you going to look like the the bad guy if it turns out badly, you WILL be the bad guy. It's not sporting to take advantage of the fruity just to get your kicks, not matter how willing they think they are. Find a different "friend." |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Sam L Date: 28 Mar 03 - 03:01 PM You know, I hear people say that friendship and sex don't work, but I don't get it, I agree with Dave Bryant up there, I think nothing works better. Usually the ambitions for something grander than friendship are an alibi for commiting to something far less--some sort of narcissistic-projection disease of one's brain. I think people must mean "friendship" and sex don't work--somebody has to want something else in there, that messes it up. I've been having casual sex for more than twenty years with my best friend--it was only serious a couple of times, 8 years ago, and six. SJ, good luck, and remember, most likely you're just lumber and drywall and stuff, so she can build her own guy. Nothing wrong with a little remodeling, for most of us. But for ambitious projects I recommend women get a guy in high school. That's not sarcasm, it's my life. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Peg Date: 28 Mar 03 - 03:33 PM agreed MMario, and I am aware sometime women are apt to be MORE manipulative than men in this behavior (I have seen some scarily predatory women in my day); but as for sheer numbers, I think more (hetero) men than women are likely to lie jsut to get laid... I kinda agree with harpgirl, Shakey Joe sounds like a self-centered idiot. Although at least he got us talking about somehting besides the war. Reminds me of the old skit on Saturday Night Live; a man is asked by a police officer, "So, even when your girlfriend tried to burn your house down and posion your dog, you stayed with her--?" The man responds with a blank stare and then says "Well, the sex was great." Practice safe sex, everyone, even though it doesn't guarantee no spread of STD's (virtually nothing short of abstinence prevents the spread of HPV/genital warts which is becoming very prevalent these days; no big danger for men usually but can lead to cervical dysplasia and sometimes cervical cancer in women...) And if pregnancy/ticking biological clocks are an issue, there are any number of fun activities besides intercourse to engage in... |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Sandy Creek Date: 28 Mar 03 - 03:40 PM katlaughing, "I will dance with you, but I will not fuck you." What if the dance is the Horizontal Bump? |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: katlaughing Date: 28 Mar 03 - 03:42 PM Well said, Peg and Nicole. It IS a sterotype that women always have a further agenda and don't just enjoy sex for itself. Some of us find it quite enjoyable especially when there are no strings attached! And, I don't think that just comes with age; I felt the same way in my late twenties.:-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 28 Mar 03 - 03:56 PM A poor young man in the dorm where I lived briefly in my undergraduate years dated a young woman who was emotionally challenged. He was very sweet, but couldn't figure what she really wanted, and when she finally went around the bend it was quite a scene in the dormitory foyer. I ended up calling the paramedics to come get her, and they took her to the psychicatric ward. If SJ still goes through with this appointment, don't forget the lube. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: CarolC Date: 28 Mar 03 - 04:01 PM I think more (hetero) men than women are likely to lie jsut to get laid... *very big grin* Women usually don't need to lie just to get laid. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: JohnInKansas Date: 28 Mar 03 - 04:14 PM Something for the back of the mind - I have had two separate young male acquaintances who were invited to have "just for fun" sex, and in both cases the females involved deliberately arranged to become pregnant. In one case, it was because "the bio-clock" was running down. In the second, it was the hope that becoming pregnant would "secure a relationship." Both mothers immediately assured the guys that they intended to raise the children themselves and "didn't want any support" and that the guys would not be "obligated." In both cases there were occasions for application for "assistance," and in both cases the state agencies demanded and obtained identification of the fathers, obtained court orders for paternity tests, and applied financial "attachments" to the rest of their lives - including, in both cases, massive amounts of "back child support." The mothers were not given a choice in the matter. Both of the females were "fruit cakes." Neither of the guys considered their "one night partner" a candidate for any kind of long term relationship. (Although in both cases, they were long-term acquantances.) In any relationship there is the possiblity of "hidden agendas." Such agendas are most likely, and least likely to be revealed when you deal with "fruitcake" personalities (male or female). Enjoy fair, honest, and pleasing relations(hips) with people where you can - but be very cautious with unknown or unstable personalities. John |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,amergin Date: 28 Mar 03 - 04:31 PM Me I cannot do casual sex....I tend to be too deeply involved with the women I'm with for that.....whether love...or a deep caring... |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Charley Noble Date: 28 Mar 03 - 04:49 PM I'm going to pass these posts on to my 98 year old father who's in the process of drafting a collection of short stories whose working title is "Junk Love." Father's not adverse to compromising his principles at this stage in his life as long as it promises to make money in the short run. Don't try to steal his title; he'll sue! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: open mike Date: 28 Mar 03 - 04:52 PM spring fever, indeed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,alinact Date: 28 Mar 03 - 05:29 PM Shakey, SHAKEY - get out of there quick, you don't know where she's been! Late 20's and still nutty as a fruitcake? I've met females like that and they are definitely not worth 3 (4,5 etc, depending on your prowess) minutes of pleasure. Allan |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Mars Date: 28 Mar 03 - 05:51 PM Sex and War. Yes, indeed. They can be related, but it doesn't have to be like that. Some people do use sex as a weapon, as a few of you have indicated in your posts. This is usually an unfortunate situation with an unfortunate outcome. If both parties agree to the rules of engagement, there should be no problem. However, do keep in mind that the best-laid plans (haha) only work for about 5 minutes in a combat situation. Of course, for some people, 5 minutes is all it takes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: annamill Date: 28 Mar 03 - 06:27 PM Just don't tell her you'll call her afterwards! Insulting! Annamill |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: gnu Date: 28 Mar 03 - 09:45 PM Apparently, you are on the way, er, underway, perhaps, from your last post... "wish me luck, I'm goin' in! " (which could be your last post.) I hope all works out for you with the rest of the relationship as well. Just remember that no matter what you and she discussed regarding the nature of this relationship, she may soon have the right to have you thrown in jail or to remove you from half (or more, much more) of your assests. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,a Mudcatter Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:02 PM Coward that I am, I'll post this remark anonymously. It's possible to have sex with a friend in a long-term relationship, acknowledging that you're having sex because you enjoy sex with each other, but you don't want to go into a committed relationship beyond fair-play in the sexual relationship. I've had a relationship like that for a number of years now. He is married, happily, and this isn't intended to compete with the wife and family. It works for us--and that's where we leave it. We're very careful about not broadcasting our relationship when we're around others in settings where either of us might be recognized. Since neither of us is a fruitcake, as apparently may be the case of one partner in the scenario described by the erstwhile fornicator, this may not be a good example for him to try to emulate. But for others, I don't think it hurts to point out that if you set aside some of the Christian dogma, it's possible to have this kind of relationship and not suffer for it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Rustic Rebel Date: 28 Mar 03 - 10:16 PM Go for it Shakey, you don't use it, you could lose it. Fruitcake? What does that mean, she's still got her cherry? Be tender than! Make it last awhile, I would think at your ages you could go for hours and multiple times if you know what I mean. Only advice I can give is make it as good for her as it is for you. Peace. (of ass to you)Rustic |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Mudcatter again Date: 28 Mar 03 - 11:28 PM A game we play, of sexual distractions, words to titilate by, generated the following single sentence: "Backlit by an entryway light, the svelt pair coupled near the wall of hotel glass, a mirror to their own passionate moves, he behind, hands on her hips, supple hips delivering deep thrusts, allowing the silent watchers from across the city canyon to stand transfixed, turgid against the glass of their darkened rooms." Sure as hell beats the one-night-stand stuff, wondering what it will be like. Much better to fuck with a friend. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Art Thieme Date: 28 Mar 03 - 11:32 PM Never buy fresh fish from a car with Oklahoma plates----no matter how good it looks. Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Deckman Date: 29 Mar 03 - 01:39 AM ART! Totally OFF the wall, but I was very impressed with your caution regarding fresh fish and car plates. Out here in the Pacific N.W., I often caution my customers to never ... "hire a carpenter with a new hammer!. CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: C-flat Date: 29 Mar 03 - 03:28 AM no red flags. I'm away for a shower and a shave. I'll report back!! wish me luck, I'm goin' in! Has anyone seen Shakey Joe? Is there someone we should notify? At this very moment he could be trussed up like an oven-ready chicken, wearing nothing but a duct-tape gag and hand-cuffed to a radiator while "fruitcake" sharpens her knives and shows him her collection of pickling jars that she keeps in her refridgerator!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Cluin Date: 29 Mar 03 - 04:26 AM Dear Mudcat Forum, I've read your posts for years and I guess I never really believed any of them. I never thought it would happen to me but then I met Rhonda at a folk festival. She said she was "into free expression".. Naw! Don't do it, Shakey Joe. Take it from a guy who's been with a "bit of a fruitcake" or two in his time. You'll regret it later. Casual sex doesn't work out unless you're off on vacation far from home and will never see her again. It's not just her attitude towards it; it's also yours. How will you feel seeing her with someone else afterwards? Sex, like money, changes everything. In both cases, if your heart ain't in it, you're better off playing with your instrument alone. And just because you think it's all discussed and worked out honestly and openly ahead of time, that won't mean Jack Schitt afterwards. Once you've planked each other, all bets are off, man. Somebody's getting hurt, if there's no ongoing relationship. Dating sucks. But it's how we meet and get together with those we're meant to. Sex is the best way to spend your time, but it gets a whole lot better with time spent with the same person. You know that, right? But maybe you'll just have to piss on the `lectric fence for yourself and see... |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Openminded Date: 29 Mar 03 - 05:01 AM yes please.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 29 Mar 03 - 09:03 AM "It's not just her attitude towards it; it's also yours. How will you feel seeing her with someone else afterwards? Sex, like money, changes everything." Right on, Cluin. That's why I said that the best way to lose a friend is to have sex with one. Having sex with someone tends to activate all those underlying cultural sexual expectations/roles we've been conditioned to hold and play out, consciously or otherwise. Friendships often buckle under the pressure of "You should - I should". WHoever would want a "monogamous" friendship? A friend-turned-lover is a friend no more - the parameters of relationship change entirely, and often not for the better imo. And true friends are too valuable to lose for a few minutes of the wild monkey-dance. "...if your heart ain't in it, you're better off playing with your instrument alone." That does sound lonely. How bout playing your instrument "al-one"?! John in Kansas, thanks for sharing your insights into the pitfalls of having "casual" sex from a man's perspective. I've watched that very scenario play out among my acquaintances a few times, and the biggest losers are so often the children involved. Re sex and war - I submit that they are related, because (1) The production of the hormones that govern both sexual and aggressive functions (ie. adrenalin, testosterone) in humans is regulated by the same area of the brain, the hypothalamus. And there is a definite correlation between testosterone levels and both aggressive and sexual behaviors, in either gender. When testosterone levels increase, both behaviours increase. To quote from James Kalat's "Biological Psychology", "Testosterone probably enhances the likelihood of human violence. Throughout the world, males engage in more violent behavior than females do ... Moreover, the highest incidence of violence, as measured by crime statistics, is in men 15-25 years old, who also have the highest levels of testosterone in the blood." Is it any wonder that it is the young men of any society who form the bulk of it's armies? (2) The ancients recognized this connection even though they had no biological, "scientific" explanation for it. That's why the God/desses of war in so many traditions are the very same as the God/desses of sex ie. Shiva and the Kali-Ma of the Hindus, Freya of the Norse, Bast/Sekhmet of the Egyptians, even Mars/Aries of the Greeks and Romans (although they had other sexual deities as well). (3) Sex and war both have 3 letters, with a vowel in the middle! ;) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: JennyO Date: 29 Mar 03 - 10:46 AM Woody Allen to Diane Keaton in a movie (was it "Play it again Sam"?) "Sex without love is a pretty empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best!" Jenny ;-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 29 Mar 03 - 12:31 PM Sex and War, American style Click here, too! :) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: DougR Date: 29 Mar 03 - 12:49 PM Sorry, Charlie, but you can't copywrite a title. DougR |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 29 Mar 03 - 01:32 PM Good cartoons. Here is the beginning of the whole slide show. SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Art Thieme Date: 29 Mar 03 - 02:49 PM "What's that smells like fish, babe..." Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 29 Mar 03 - 03:48 PM Coming Soon, from R/Evolutionary Homosapiens 2003... BS: casual war anyone?? (shiver shiver) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: kendall Date: 29 Mar 03 - 05:36 PM As Peg said, There are many ways to skin a cat. (Not in those words.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Sam L Date: 29 Mar 03 - 06:07 PM Well, people have different experiences, but I don't think one has to be consumed by jealousy because they once had sex. And friendships come and go without the benefit of sexual fun anyway, and for less worthy reasons. I didn't get the impression there was a great deep friendship at stake. There's always a chance someone who seems like a fruitcake is more interesting than you expect, and if not, well. I'll take the minority position. My grandmother can't stand to see food go to waste. You can't take her out to eat, she complains they bring to much, we'll never eat all that, gets intrusive with people at other tables, it's impossible. I didn't live through the depression, but there was puberty, and I hate to see people not sleeping with each other. It seems like a waste of our natural resources. I get intrusive, too, like Mamaw, I'll be asking guys Aren't you gonna eat that? Come on now. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Joe_F Date: 29 Mar 03 - 07:18 PM There was once a young lady named Sue Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. But one leads to the other, And now she's a mother. Let that be a lesson to you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 30 Mar 03 - 12:46 AM
Fred, you said a mouthful! ;->SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Sam Date: 30 Mar 03 - 01:57 AM The Turtles International club has a membership test consisting of questions that sound like they have dirty answers, but don't. e.g. What's a four-letter word for intercourse? TALK. The problem with not talking about it first, is the unspoken assumptions that get made. Casual sex can be a wonderful thing IF that's really what you want and you understand that's what you're getting. A year ago, I had a fling that I hoped and prayed was more than a fling. It wasn't. I'm still all broken up over it. I'm a man, she's a woman, we're both in our 30s. Haven't I learned anything by now? 'Then he took out his penknife, it was both long and sharp...' Sam |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 30 Mar 03 - 02:33 AM I hope not your last line, Sam, wherever that knife is directed! Sometimes once is too much if unrequited love is in the mix. Been there, done that. That kind of misery benefits from the passage of time, and often from counseling. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Sam Date: 30 Mar 03 - 03:24 AM Ha ha. That last line was from "The Banks of Red Roses", which actually seems to be about murder to avoid matrimony, insofar as the murder is for any particular reason at all. I haven't actually killed anybody all year. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: gnu Date: 30 Mar 03 - 06:51 AM Well, it's almost two days since his last post (28 Mar 03 - 11:11 AM). "Casual" hell, must be some serious fuckin goin on. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,another Mudcatter Date: 30 Mar 03 - 07:37 AM In my experience (long but not very extensive) it's tended not to be casual, simply becausei t took so long to persuade her! Last year however a friend and I did it on the just good friends plus sex basis. Once. It might of been more but I found someone I cared for and so id she. Wer'e still friends. As long as your both grownup and sensible, do what you want. ANd make sure she comes first! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 30 Mar 03 - 08:58 AM Almost two days since Shakey checked in? Mudcat to Shakey, Mudcat to Shakey - c'min, please ..... Hmmm, maybe he found out she wasn't that free'n'easy after all, so he's lurking all red-faced behind his mouse? Speaking of embarrassment, maybe he really did try to arrive wearing it and got arrested in the process! Or heaven forbid, she took him for a walk along those "Banks of Red Roses" and introduced him to her "penknife, long and sharp". Pickling jars clinking away in her backpack, no doubt. (that is the meaning of the word "sex" after all - "to cut"). Oooooo ... CALL 911!!! All this comin and goin, comin and goin ... heartbreaking, isn't it? Oh well. C'est la vie, c'est la mort, c'est l'amour. GUEST another Mudcatter, you said "And make sure she comes first". Did you mean to PUT her first in your mind and heart? That's so sweet! Or did you mean, um, like the Tantric yogis teach, that the greatest pleasure in sex comes from stimulating the woman's orgasms? That's maybe even sweeter! Now, I'd be loathe to argue with the Tantric yogis, but I'm wondering - from a man's point of view, is it true?? Eagerly anticipating your Catty responses ... daylia :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Another Mudcatter Date: 30 Mar 03 - 09:17 AM The latter. I'm a guy (though I want to be anonymous in this thread for obvious reasons). I get a real kick out of giving orgasms. With my cock or fingers - or most of all with my tongue! Sorry, ladies, I have a S.O. ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 30 Mar 03 - 09:29 AM How graphic! Oh well, I asked ... you go, dude! I've just found that attitude a bit of a rarity. The whambamthankyouma'am approach is much more common. Makes me look at all those plump jolly little Buddhas a bit differently ... daylia PS re "giving orgasms" - aren't they a gift you give yourself? Solo, duet, whatever ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Another Mudcatter Date: 30 Mar 03 - 09:36 AM I wouldn't want anyone fiddling with bits of my body unless they were going to do me some good. Specially if theyr'e gonna stick things in me. So I reckon shes only gonna come back for more if it's fun for her. And, no, you can give em to others! (Not that theres anything wrong with DIY, for either sex). |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 30 Mar 03 - 09:52 AM Hmmmm, "you can give em to others". Well, I'd debate that but this is gettin to be real Shakey territory ... OKay, here goes anyway ... I think that the primary organ of sexual pleasure is the brain, not the more southerly areas. If the brain's otherwise engaged, or blocking response, no amount of external diddling will make a difference. Maybe that's where the saying "f*** your brains out" originated! daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Another Mudcatter Date: 30 Mar 03 - 09:58 AM Yes, of course that's true. BUT if the brains up for it it usually needs some physical stimulation as well. Thats what Im talking about. If a gal wants to do it with me, I can sure as hell make her come! First! So where is the guy? Hes either screwed himself silly or in jail, I guess! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 30 Mar 03 - 10:12 AM Well, I hope he does check in soon. At least to see that the thread he started was successful - over 100 hits! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: kendall Date: 30 Mar 03 - 11:16 AM Friends CAN be lovers, and, vise versa as long as they are mature and "singing off the same sheet." Furthermore, calling a halt to the sex does not have to mean an end to the friendship. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: posterchild Date: 30 Mar 03 - 11:29 AM Coitus Interuptus. 1. Where were you having nooky when you were walked in on? 2. Have you had nooky in a room full of people? 3. Have you traded with other's partners? |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 30 Mar 03 - 11:34 AM Oh, Kendall, that double-entendre! Smooth as silk it was! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,A.M. Date: 30 Mar 03 - 11:45 AM ...short for another mudcatter... Agree, Kendall: see my first post above. Posterchild: 1. Yes - by my partner's 10 year old child. We were *having a cuddle*, fortunately, under the duvet! 2. Not exactly, but finger have wriggled their way into some interesting places 3. No. But I might willing! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 30 Mar 03 - 12:17 PM Posterchild, 1. In the confessional. My mom wasn't impressed, but the priest was. (Later, he became DE-pressed). ;) 2. Not while anyone was still conscious! Oh, wait ... do ferris wheels count? 3. Only recipes and hockey cards. And sometimes insults. daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Sandy Creek Date: 30 Mar 03 - 01:36 PM I am a male (straight) and I have a female friend (lesbian). Years ago we used to go trolling (occasionally) for nooky together. Sometimes we would have a threesome with a willing wench which was very interesting to say the least. At times we would compare notes on the "hotties" we went out with. The most fun we ever had was with the AC/DC wife of a large southern city mayor. Imagine the possibilities. Anybody else ever try this? |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: kendall Date: 30 Mar 03 - 03:21 PM Sorry, but, for me, it is still a "private" affair! hehehe |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Thomas the Rhymer Date: 30 Mar 03 - 04:47 PM I am of the opinion that sex with a person you don't respect will bring forth unpleasant karma later on... Isn't it worth the wait for someone you see eye to eye with? Love and sex sure go together well, don't they? Mmmm yessss, Hmmmmmmm ...Yummy! ttr |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Joe_F Date: 30 Mar 03 - 06:16 PM Home is heaven and orgies are vile, But I like an orgy, once in a while. -- Ogden Nash |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: katlaughing Date: 31 Mar 03 - 04:19 AM Perhaps Shakey is being a gentleman and never telling? |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: gnu Date: 31 Mar 03 - 05:06 AM Daylia.... "...DE-pressed." Surely a typo !!?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 31 Mar 03 - 08:29 AM Ah gnu, that was no typo! He DE-pressed rather quickly, but was left rather HARD-pressed (for words, anyway), which just DE-pressed him further. And when he could 'fess up no more, they de-frocked him, of all the frockin insults! ;) Joe F, I love Ogden Nash, and I'd never heard that one before. Thanks! Here's a pick-up line for all those Shakey young hopefuls out there, sure to cure those 'fatal attractions': Teenage boy to teenage girl - "You sweat less than any fat girl I know!" - Ogden Nash |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Willie-O Date: 31 Mar 03 - 08:31 AM kat I think it's a little late for his gentlemanly instincts to come to the surface... ;)= and Daylia, are you going to expand on that confessional at all? It's gettin dull waiting for Shakey to show... W-O |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 31 Mar 03 - 08:45 AM Expand on the confessional, Willie? But it's such a pleasantly tight little space, all dark and comforting and intimate ... surely I should spare it the glaring light of day! *whew* better go say 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys now - down, girl. Down!! daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,mufdvr Date: 31 Mar 03 - 09:34 AM Did you hear about the 90 year who tried to swallow a Viagra pill? It got stuck in his throat and he had a stiff neck for days......... When you have oral sex with occasional lovers, do you use a dental dam? or Saran Wrap? When engaging in anal sex "knockin on the back door", try a great new product called EZ-IN Slip & Slide Butt Lube (comes in flavors). Quart cans or the ecomonical size, 5 gallon buckets. Free turkey baster for "EZ application". Combine with "Rump Buster" condoms (sold seperately) for the ride of your life. And in closing...........For two weeks I have been trying to get a little piece from my beautiful neighbor by telling her that I don't want to get serious, that I "just want to poke a little fun at her." Should I change my approach? |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey joe Date: 31 Mar 03 - 10:22 AM Well its been and gone. I'd reccommend it. happy days ;-) Shakey joe |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 31 Mar 03 - 11:01 AM Shakey Joe! You're still with us! Happy day indeed! And all in one Shakey piece, too. Hmmmm ... or, how many Shakey pieces is three days worth?! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Willie-O Date: 31 Mar 03 - 11:24 AM that was kinda anti-climactic. for the rest of us, anyway. lights out? or will there be a sequel? (could be a good thing or a bad thing) let us know about the wedding plans.... ;)= W-O |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 31 Mar 03 - 11:53 AM Okay. i am like sorry that i havenot like been around much, eh? I, like had to spend some time in a place where they don't have computer eh? Not that you can like use. So! Well, I a m glad to see a diskussin about cashweall sex. It is the only kind I ever yushually have, eh? I like it. But I havent been getting much of it. Not neare enough, eh? Thats cause the girls here are either skanks or their too stuk up. Losers! That's what they are. Screw 'em! I would be willing to have UNcashewall sex with Shania Twain, eh? Are hyou out there Shania/? This is Shane. You know. Shane! Yeah. I am the coolest dude in Blind River and I am what you need. I am down to earht, eh? I am a real guy. I can chug 85 beers withougt stopping for air. I can drive a snowmobile across ice that's less than an inch thick cause I GO!!! You will nlt be sorry. Write me at Box 69 in Blind River, and send picutres! CAshwell sex? Gotta love it, eh?! Decnent! BDiBR |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 31 Mar 03 - 12:00 PM Unca-Joe and Anti-Climax? Hmmm, kinda poetic! Shakey foundations for marriage though ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,skank ho' Date: 31 Mar 03 - 12:01 PM Ya got me hot and drippin' big boy. Come on down from the igloos and we can get it on. I can't wait to meet you, you animal. Sound like your girls just don't have what you need but I have just what you need. And plenty of cold beer. So post me a note and we will plan on a good play to play. Love ya, Herbert |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 31 Mar 03 - 12:07 PM YIKES!! Is it a good day to die yet, BDiBR? |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 31 Mar 03 - 12:18 PM Wow. Decent! I am like hipervetillating eh? Meet me at Tim HOrtons in Blind River. I will be there at 2PM sharp toady. If you cant like make it today then come on over nest week, Saturday, and meet me at the smeme location between 2 and 4. If you got a frined breing her too cause my burther Don could use some entertaiment. He is kind of a loser but he is my bruother eh? And don't mind that he is half bald he can't help it. Its the jeans eh? I ain't got that problem. My hair is all there eh? I will be weaering a Raptors cap and a blue jacket with red cuffs and shoulder paches. I am the handsome dude with the blonde hair and the cool mustach. Rock on, Baby! see ya at Timmy's!!! BDiBR p.s. Dont take affence, Shania! I am jsut wating to hear from you, and then my wild days will be behind me...welll kind of, anyway. You know how it is. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,skank ho' Date: 31 Mar 03 - 01:11 PM I don't have a sister or a girl friend but my cousin Frank has always wanted a COLD one. HaHa a little icy humor dere. Will that be ok? We just bought some sexy wool long john teddies that will make you step on your tongue (and your prong). We'll bring some of that EZ-IN Butt Lube I read about, banana flavor OK? Gawd, am I ready. Can't wait, you ol' sled dog humper you. Herbie (and Frank) You know you just might be the guy my other cousin Fred told me about. The story goes: Fred had been way up in Blind River about 6 months living all alone in a cabin by the river. One day there was a knock at the door. When Fred open the door there was two big men dressed in logger's clothes with red beards and long red hair. "Hey thar, I'm Olaf and this is Sven, your nearest neighbors 'bout 15 miles cross the mountain and we're here to invite you to a big party this Saturday night. Starts about 6 o'clock", said Olaf. "Great!", said Fred, "I haven't seen anyone for 6 months. I'm ready for a party." "Gotta warn ya, there's probably gonna be a lot of hard drinkin' goin' on", said Olaf. "No problem, I can hold my own with the best of them. I've been a heavy drinker all my life", replied Fred. "Gotta warn ya, there's probably gonna be a lot of hard fightin' goin' on", said Olaf. "No problem, I can hold my own with the best of them. I've been in lots of bar room brawls", replied Fred. "Gotta warn ya, there's probably gonna be a lot of wild sex goin' on", said Olaf. "No problem, I've been up here for 6 months by myself and I'm ready ready for some hot nooky", replied Fred. "How should I dress?" "Don't matter", said Olaf, "there will only be the three of us." Does that sound familiar to you boys? Please tell this is you two. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Date: 31 Mar 03 - 01:22 PM Wild monkey-dance! Now that's one I haven't heard before... |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 31 Mar 03 - 03:53 PM WHAAAA...the F-!!! You flippin retreads!!! You mean I waisted half the flippin afternoon hangin' around Timmy's for this????! I wish you losers was herem, I would kick your fllippin asses around the block! Man, I ams SO disgusted! Upi gh;rib;ir; dshit!@ You pervrets! This is the last time I will trust anyone who pretends to be a hot babe on this flippin forum! You are useless! You stink! I bet you are a cupple of flippin American redneck dogpokers. I've seen your kind. You guys are the ideiots who come ut to tthe Soo in July expecting to ski! Gimme a breatk you corkpulling losers! Kiss my flippin' winky!!! BDiBR |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,skank ho' Date: 31 Mar 03 - 04:52 PM BDiBR...does this mean the date is off? No EZ-IN Butt Lube? We be hurt...Herbie and Frankie |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Bill D Date: 31 Mar 03 - 05:07 PM the things you miss when you leave town for 4 days....*grin*...I guess I won't bother to insert MY comments....except that my first reaction to the thread was that there is a BIG difference between casual sex and anonymous sex...if you are likely to see each other again...or regularly...it affects the decision a lot! Me, I worked out a rule a LONG time ago....never have sex with anyone that you would not like being around if you were NOT having sex with them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Little Hawk Date: 31 Mar 03 - 05:16 PM That is a very wise rule, Bill. :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: kendall Date: 31 Mar 03 - 06:53 PM This has taken a very nasty turn. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Little Hawk Date: 31 Mar 03 - 10:57 PM Well, that can sometimes happen with casual sex... |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 31 Mar 03 - 11:00 PM I bet Joe could lop a few of these most recent posts and no one would miss them. Bearing in mind that there is sometimes a fine line between frank versus prurient when discussing sex in all of it's ramifications (no pun intended), I think there's a boulevard separating the playful banter of most contributors from the smut introduced by a few bent on shock. It has the opposite effect for most of us--it's boring, shows no imagination, and interest in the banter vanishes. And just when we were hoping to find out if anything sunk in that we told the unendearing guest who started the thread. Sorry 'bout that last pun. . . SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Shakey joe Date: 01 Apr 03 - 07:07 AM I'll report back as soon as I get a chance. I'm tied up at the moment (with work).... I'm still in one piece. Shakey joe |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Apr 03 - 09:48 AM Am I seeing certain people actually taking BDiBR seriously here???? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ROTFGAC! Man, some people are just immune to satire, parody, irony, etc... May I speak for BDiBR? "Get a life, ya flippin' losers!!!" Or was it something else that upset you? - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 01 Apr 03 - 10:59 AM Little Hawk, I'm sure it was parody, but it was so over the top that it was just plain in your face stupid. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Apr 03 - 01:01 PM Well, yeah! He IS stupid. He's the absolute classic Canadian hoser. Seedy bars and snowmobile trails in Canada are polluted with people like him, only they normally use much stronger language. Ever seen Doug & Bob McKenzie (the Great White North)? BDiBR is what those guys only wished they could be! (TV is such a gutless medium.) Anyway, it was those Skank Ho' guys who were really rude. BDiBR may be primitive-minded, but he's got some scruples. He means well... :-) - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: GUEST,Also wishing to remain anonymous Date: 01 Apr 03 - 08:33 PM A few thoughts on the more serious postings. I had a casual relationship with a fruitcake once. Unfortunately I fell in love and it all became rather traumatic. I think casual relationships are OK if you both know what you are getting into and no one else is going to get hurt. I have been in a fairly casual relationship for about three years but she has never been really happy about it. She wants more and keeps trying to give it up but keeps coming back because it is better than nothing. I can't commit to her because I also want more than I have with her. I have also been on the wrong end of an affair by my ex-partner. For her it was just sex with a friend, for me it was the end of the relationship and I still haven't really recovered from it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Apr 03 - 09:59 PM Hmmm. Well, I have found that intimate involvements always carry some heavy emotional baggage with them, and the longer they last the heavier it gets. If you can part on good terms, then you're doing better than a lot of people, but there's always some emotional hurt when ending a love affair. I seem to be almost incapable of "casual" sex. Accordingly, I've been avoiding it (sex) entirely lately, and my mind is considerably more at ease. This was not so easy to do when I was younger, though. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 02 Apr 03 - 01:29 AM Can't live with them, can't live without them. . .some aspects of relationships can present us with lifelong struggles. I can see why a few people have chosen to post anonymously in order to be completely frank about their answers. Shakey Joe has generated some good discussion; I hope some of it is useful to him! SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: kendall Date: 02 Apr 03 - 08:01 AM Someone said, "Food has replaced sex in my life. Now, I can't even get into my OWN pants." |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Apr 03 - 11:22 AM I recommend replacing sex with music. It's less fattening than food. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Art Thieme Date: 04 Apr 03 - 09:43 AM There was a guy with 5 penises. His PANTS fit like a glove. Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: *daylia* Date: 04 Apr 03 - 09:50 AM 5 penises? If he's equipped with those "wide-spray" nozzles, I'm sure glad I'm not the one to clean his bathroom! :) Thanks, Art! |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Rick Fielding Date: 04 Apr 03 - 10:24 AM At my age, sex has been replaced by eating. When my kid comes into the dining room I have to cover my plate! Rodney Dangerfield |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Bagpuss Date: 04 Apr 03 - 10:27 AM There was one guy with a penis shaped like a steering wheel. He commented: "It's driving me nuts" Sorry... Bagpuss |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: The O'Meara Date: 04 Apr 03 - 11:30 AM A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Apr 03 - 12:19 PM LOL!!! That's me! I have made some other common mistakes, though. I once believed a stockbroker, and invested in the market. Fortunately, I did not buy on margin, but paid cash. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Sam L Date: 05 Apr 03 - 12:44 AM some mistakes are worth making. that's really the best you can say about anything. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Art Thieme Date: 05 Apr 03 - 10:34 AM I went to Sears for a vasectomy. Now when I get turned on, my garage door goes up. Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: My guru always said Date: 01 May 03 - 10:07 AM Another Mudcatter: I get a real kick out of giving orgasms Good news indeed..... wonder what the percentage is of men who feel the same way? |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Little Hawk Date: 01 May 03 - 03:56 PM I think you'd find that quite a few of them feel that way...in fact, most of them, I figure. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Joe_F Date: 01 May 03 - 06:34 PM Wanking is fine, but fucking you can actually meet people. -- Catalan proverb. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Cluin Date: 02 May 03 - 03:22 AM It is true that nice guys finish last. Ask any woman. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Sam L Date: 02 May 03 - 09:20 AM Or else it's like asking questions in a letter. Most guys, if you ask them to think about it, suppose the 6 to be the male in straight 69. Why? One guy said because 6 comes before 9. |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Joe_F Date: 02 May 03 - 08:52 PM ObSongs: Man on top of woman Isn't long to stay. His head is full of nonsense, His ass is full of play. He goes in like a lion, He comes out like a lamb, And when he buttons up his pants, He doesn't give a damn. (TTTO Sing a Song of Cities) |
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Subject: RE: BS: casual sex anyone?? From: Bill D Date: 03 May 03 - 07:06 PM silly generalizations, poorly written parody. |
