Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 22 Apr 08 - 04:26 PM Tulips |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 22 Apr 08 - 03:40 PM But thanks for trying |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 22 Apr 08 - 03:40 PM No |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: topical tom Date: 22 Apr 08 - 03:23 PM Flowery speech? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 22 Apr 08 - 02:23 PM Come on, at least one guess please - for the sake of the thread! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 21 Apr 08 - 03:07 PM What flowers do we grow underneath our noses? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 13 Apr 08 - 02:14 PM He rarely reaches zero when he's sober.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: alanabit Date: 13 Apr 08 - 03:35 AM Can't one estimate Shane's degree of intoxication by the number, which he can successfully count to? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 12 Apr 08 - 11:35 AM I've seen "Shane"! He lives! There I was, following a horseman down the road, and behold! Before me was "Shane", his face visible whenever the tail didn't cover it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 11 Apr 08 - 03:25 PM He runs out of numbers after 1. "1...ah, a lot...." |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 11 Apr 08 - 09:58 AM Can Shane count that high? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 11 Apr 08 - 09:42 AM Yeah, there are. Let me count the things: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. That's all that come to mind at the moment. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Apr 08 - 10:23 PM I told you...I'm getting too old for that. What would be the point? Anyway, there are a few things that Shane could probably teach me...but not about dating. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 10 Apr 08 - 05:23 PM If "Shane" were still alive he could teach you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Apr 08 - 02:49 PM Uh-huh. That's like...by the time I really got the knack of how to date women I was almost at the stage of being too old for it. ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 10 Apr 08 - 02:38 PM I kinda figured. By the time I was old enough to go on one of those junkets they were no longer required. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 10 Apr 08 - 02:31 PM It was paid for by my rich uncle, Sam. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 10 Apr 08 - 02:30 PM Maybe you should look into getting a different travel agent. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 10 Apr 08 - 02:00 PM I took a journey once. Ended up being shot at. I didn't enjoy either the journey or the destination. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 09 Apr 08 - 04:16 PM Personally I like to enjoy the journey. That's the only part one can be sure of (not to indicate I doubt our eventual success). |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 09 Apr 08 - 04:11 PM Nobody said a post had to be interesting. It's the destination that counts not the journey isn't it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 08 - 04:13 PM Yes, the dear old lady taught elementary school, which was known as "Gramma Grammer's Grammer." Of course, the school employed tutors who were called "Gramma Grammer's Grammer Crammers." |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 03 Apr 08 - 12:03 PM My grammar was an english teacher. Really. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 08 - 11:24 AM Please imagine, in the last sentence of my last post, that I used the word "are" and not "is". My gramma insisted upon good grammer, which is why we called her "Gramma Grammer." |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 08 - 09:11 AM Just like I-O-WAY. And I'd know. I've been to Iowa. I've been to Keokuk and Fort Madison (outside the walls of the prison, no less!) and Dubuque and Des Moines and Davenport and Ames and Iowa City and Mason City and Clinton and Amana and Burlington and I even spent a month in Avoca once when I stopped to get gas. Yessir! Only places stranger than Iowa is the Tim Horton's in Blind River, Ontario and the water treatment plant in Crouch, Idaho. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Apr 08 - 06:18 PM It's been too weird for quite a while now, seems to me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 02 Apr 08 - 05:19 PM And then gnu starts a thread with a picture that Ragdall took of a Great Horned Owl! I just don't know, it's just getting too weird. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 02 Apr 08 - 05:03 PM Hadn't thought about quite like that. I guess I should be glad there is anything going on at all. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 02 Apr 08 - 04:33 PM You are in Iowa. Why are you surprised that something strange is going on? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 02 Apr 08 - 04:11 PM I had another owl experience, perhaps the strangest yet. I started reading Harry Potter #1 yesterday (my 9 year old is up to #5 after three weeks, thought I should at least read the first), owls figure rather prominently in the story. Last night I was listening to my new Ma Rainey CD and there are two songs with owl in the title. Then at about 1:00 in the morning I got up to take a leak and heard an owl hooting. I tell ya, there is something weird going on around here. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 02 Apr 08 - 12:35 PM "Shane's" not gonna be disappointed if Daddy Smith & Co. catch up with him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Big Brother Don Date: 02 Apr 08 - 10:40 AM So...the little brother spent HIS speshul day yesterday celebratin' and today he is hung over like a flippin' tart! Ha! Ha! I bet he will stay in bed all day, eh? I would say that things are gettin' back to abnormle around here, like it used ta be. April Fools only comes oncest a year and Shane always gives it the best flippin' shot he can becoz it is his day. He went all over the flippin' town makin' false promises and stuff to people that he knows. I doubt that anyone beleeved any of it. But it's hard to say coz some people will beleeve anything if its' what they want to hear, eh? Well, if they did beleeve him they are gonna be real disapoynted. - Don McBride |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 02 Apr 08 - 09:08 AM Ah, the impostor is back! I can tell, because he's never met my sister. I know it if he had, because there'd be bits of him scattered from PEI to Baja California. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 01 Apr 08 - 11:02 PM Okay, so, like...it ain't midnight yet, right? So I go a cuopla things to say here, eh? # 1 - I am not gonna get drunk no more because it is bad for sosiety and for my health. So no more booze ever. # 2 - I am not gonna look at porno stuff no more. # 3 - I am gonna pay back all the people I ever, like, borrowed from, robbed, cheated...and stuff like that. # 4 - I am gonna take a bath every flippin' day of my life from now on. # 5 - I am not gonna flippin' swear no more. The last time you will EVER hear me say "FLIP!" is........well, it's comin' up real soon. Wait for it. # 6 - I am gonna marry that girl from Sudbury that says I, like, got her preggnat and I will make her a flippin' honest woman AND I will get a JOB!!!!! Full flippin' TIME! # 7 - I will apolajize for all the bad stuff I ever done. # 8 - I will kiss RApair'es hand and tell him "You ROCK, man! I WISH I could be YOU!" Okay. I really mean it. All of it. I do. This will all start happenin' from this day on. And there is only one other thing I got ta say..... FLIP YOUSE!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY FLIPPIN' APRIL FOOLS DAY, YOU FLIPPIN' RETREADS!!!!!!!!! YOUSE ALL SUCK AND SO DO YER SISTERS! HA! HA! HA! - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 01 Apr 08 - 09:10 PM This is the day that "Shane" has made -- let us rejoice and be glad, huh? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Apr 08 - 05:39 PM Matter of fact, we still do. This day was MADE for Shane, eh? It IS his day. No doubt about it. You don't have to, like, be outta Grade School OR in the Pen to know that, know'm sayin'? Eh? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 01 Apr 08 - 03:24 PM The day when we used to celebrate "Shane"!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 01 Apr 08 - 01:50 PM It's April - fools. Have a nice day. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 27 Mar 08 - 04:02 PM I know where I can get plenty of that. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 27 Mar 08 - 12:07 PM Real catgut. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 27 Mar 08 - 07:13 AM No prize - seems I'll have to make my clues easier in future. Phew |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 26 Mar 08 - 01:34 PM Whashtub Bass: What kind of string and why? Do I win the prize? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: IWTATBM Date: 26 Mar 08 - 12:08 PM Name That Thread Post response - 'Happy Birthday' |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Mar 08 - 05:53 PM I guess she's gonna be if her daddy catches up with Teeny-Weeny. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 25 Mar 08 - 03:53 PM Oooh, that felt good. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 25 Mar 08 - 03:53 PM 2800 |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 25 Mar 08 - 03:52 PM Mary Smith? Is that Teeny-Weenies wife? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Mar 08 - 03:26 PM By the way, Teeny, what are you going to do about that Mary Smith thing? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Mar 08 - 03:25 PM Ah! Now I know why Teeny-Weeny's head collapsed! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 25 Mar 08 - 03:12 PM If there is no vacuum in space how do they get rid of the dust bunnies? |