BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 04:05 PM

If you can call this living.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 03:46 PM

Oh. That's right. You live in Iowa.

I'm so very, very sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 03:39 PM

I just went to the "Boston Legal" website and couldn't find any contact info (I didn't really look all that hard).

BTW, I live about twenty miles (32 km) from Riverside, Iowa, the future birthplace of Capt James T. Kirk. My younger brother lived in Riverside for a couple of years.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 03:20 PM

Do you need an email address for a producer of Boston Legal? He knows Bill S as well as anybody. Maybe you can get a message to him.
Maybe he'll get a kick out of this forum and post here too.

They are still filming episodes so he's probably very busy.

Just don't tell him to go on Jenny Craig!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 02:12 PM

That wasn't the real Winona! She does not speak with that accent. Someone has dared to impersonate Winona Ryder! That person will soon die an excruciating death...

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Winona Ryder
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 02:03 PM

Bill, darlin', you took the words right outah mah mouth.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 02:02 PM

I wouldn't post to this whatever-it-is if it were the last such thing on Earth or anywhere else in the Universe.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 01:08 PM

Or William Shatner.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 01:06 PM

Indeed it does. If Winona Ryder were to post here by accident, I would not object.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 12:55 PM

This thread welcomes misplaced posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 12:18 PM

Well I have good intentions but am too damn lazy to trace properly.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 12:06 PM

Donuel, interesting tidbit there. I can't but wonder whether you actually meant to post that one in "News of Note." Not that there is any problem even if that is the case since pretty much anything goes over here.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 11:41 AM

http://mparent7777-2.blogspot.com/2007/08/couple-arrested-as-terrorists-for.html

MSNBC.com


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Beer runners' trail a recipe for trouble


Pair arrested after marking a powdery path through IKEA parking lot


The Associated Press


Updated: 6:56 p.m. MT Aug 25, 2007
NEW HAVEN, Conn. - Two people who sprinkled flour in a parking lot to mark a trail for their offbeat running club inadvertently caused a bioterrorism scare and now face a felony charge.

The sprinkled powder forced hundreds to evacuate an IKEA furniture store Thursday.

New Haven ophthalmologist Daniel Salchow, 36, and his sister, Dorothee, 31, who is visiting from Hamburg, Germany, were both charged with first-degree breach of peace, a felony.

The siblings set off the scare while organizing a run for a local chapter of the Hash House Harriers, a worldwide group that bills itself as a "drinking club with a running problem."

"Hares" are given the task of marking a trail to direct runners, throwing in some dead ends and forks as challenges. On Thursday, the Salchows decided to route runners through the massive IKEA parking lot.

Police fielded a call just before 5 p.m. that someone was sprinkling powder on the ground. The store was evacuated and remained closed the rest of the night. The incident prompted a massive response from police in New Haven and surrounding towns.

Flouring the road from coast to coast
Daniel Salchow biked back to IKEA when he heard there was a problem and told officers the powder was just harmless flour, which he said he and his sister have sprinkled everywhere from New York to California without incident.

"Not in my wildest dreams did I ever anticipate anything like that," he said.

Mayoral spokeswoman Jessica Mayorga said the city plans to seek restitution from the Salchows, who are due in court Sept. 14.

"You see powder connected by arrows and chalk, you never know," she said. "It could be a terrorist, it could be something more serious. We're thankful it wasn't, but there were a lot of resources that went into figuring that out."


© 2007 The Associated Press

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 09:28 AM

Well, I was very young....

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 27 Aug 07 - 09:17 AM

Swallowing? I don't think we want to go there.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 05:49 PM

Chewing tobacco and swallowing makes me ill.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 01:36 PM

It makes me ill when other people smoke them.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 26 Aug 07 - 01:07 PM

I smoked a cigar once
Never again
It made me ill

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 07 - 02:06 PM

No, I think I had my first cig when I was about 12. Ain't gonna say about the girls....

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 24 Aug 07 - 10:31 AM

"I smoked my first cigarette at ten.
And for girls, I had a bad yen....
I learned quite alot ....
When I was young."

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 07 - 10:16 PM

When I was young I'd play outside and get feckles on my face.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Aug 07 - 09:11 PM

Just like the days of my feckless youth.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 23 Aug 07 - 02:44 PM

So, business as usual it seems. Oh for those heady 'own thread' days, they seem so distant now.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 23 Aug 07 - 01:35 PM

Aw, shucks

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Aug 07 - 09:19 AM

I don't even give a tinker's shucks.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 23 Aug 07 - 09:18 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 10:39 PM

I don't even give that. In fact, I give less than a tinker's damn. So there.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 10:35 PM

Truth be told, we don't give a tinker's damn... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 08:51 PM

You're absolutely right about that. We won't.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 22 Aug 07 - 02:30 PM

This thread should be renamed the Mary Celeste. It's become very clear that it cannot survive without me, having fallen, or nearly fallen off the page on numerous occasions recently. So, I have selflessly abandoned my own immensely successful thread to save it, much to the dismay of its growing band of followers. I hope you all appreciate this sacrifice but I doubt you will.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 21 Aug 07 - 02:27 PM

Just a quick post to let you know that you're all welcome on my new thread and if you're quick you might just make a first fifty poster - but you must POST SOON as things are going really mad over there.

Anyway farewell forever again.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 18 Aug 07 - 01:10 PM

Just posting to wish you all farewell and good luck for the future. You see I'm a big cheese now, got my own thread and all that. It's called the 'Nth longest thread' and it's going to be REALLY big, so I won't have time for small fry threads like this anymore.

Anyway, farewell and all that - it's been fun.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 07 - 11:35 AM

After all that beer, don't you mean "innergalactic emissions???

Now we know where all that gas in the Universe came from.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 04:38 PM

"Shane", it looks like "Shane" is in a mental hospital. I mean one for people with obvious mental problems, not just someplace like Blind River or Sudbury.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 04:36 PM

That fliphead imposder is STILL around? Flip me. Once I am done with my, like, innergalaktic missions here I will get Artixes and the boys to take me strait to where that flipper is and I will put an end to his flippin' useless life! He has flipped with me one too many times.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Ike
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 04:33 PM

I thought I'd bring you all up to date on what's happened to that boy Shane.

He's out of the hospital here, but the head doctor has took him to one of them big hospitals down south for those folks who aren't quite right in the head. Weyburn, I think he said it was. Something like that, only maybe it wasn't. My hearing ain't so good these days. Yours wouldn't be either if you was as old as I am.

Anyway, the head doctor don't think the boy will be getting out soon. Last we saw of him he was runnin' around flappin' his arms and yellin' "Cockadoodledoo!" I think that the time in the chickenshit made the boy a bit touched in the head, if you know what I mean.

Anyways, I don't have an address where you can write him at.

Your friend,
Ike Thomsom
Chicken Farmer
Mayo, YT

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Bind River
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 04:27 PM

FLIPPIN' A!!!!!!!!!! This is me, eh? ARttixes and the boys have, like, gave me a thingie here with, like, keys on it like a normle keybored. So I can type things and conumicate with my pals back on Earth, eh?

So how's it goin' eh?

This thing workds great! It is a lot like a reguler keybored, like I said, eh? But it sends the message through time and space! Flippin' decent! I don't know how it works, but it does. I sent a message to the Sudbury cops and told them they can all go FLIP themselves! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ya know why? Cos I am in space and they can't flippin' TOUCH me! Ha! Ha! Ha! I told 'em that it was me who done the big Beer Store job last year, me who stole the 3 snowmobiles, and me who poured sour milk into the mailboxes, and me who painted "Sudbury Cops Suck!" on the back wall of the liberry, and there is nothin' they can do about any of that now! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Artixes says this thingie they made for me is really, really R-K-ic. Whatever that means. He says that the Greys conumicate by pure thought, eh? I'll flippin' believe that when I see it! Anyways, he says they made this R-K-ic thing special for me so I won't get lonely while I am on this mission for them.

They have been preparin' me to take on some major bad guys and major flippin' loosers out here in space that are called "The Hoard". I am goin' to flippin' waste the lot of them when I am ready. But I ain't quite ready yet. The Grays are teachin' me all the stuff I need to know to deviastate them guys. I figger I will be ready soon. In a week or two.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 04:04 PM

"can't you pull a few strings?"

We don't use strings anymore, everything is computer generated now.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:43 PM

I'm sure that is how he would have wanted it.





(Do you mean Northern Shane or Southern Shane?)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Aug 07 - 02:41 PM

"Shane" has gone to his Reward, drowned in a vat of Molson's.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 05:39 PM

We want Shane, we want Shane. Come on KB can't you pull a few strings?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 05:35 PM

Bush is held in high esteem in the UK.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 05:17 PM

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

I guess you are right, it really isn't funny.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 09:25 AM

Humor does not belong in George Bush's America.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 16 Aug 07 - 09:09 AM

"Humor does not belong in George Bush's America."

I don't know about that, there seems to be quite a bit of yellow bile about these days.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 10:19 PM

Humor does not belong in George Bush's America.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 05:31 PM

Please, be seated.

I was just looking throught the archives. Do you ever go back and read the old posts on this thread? There is some pretty funny stuff back there.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 05:10 PM

Can I sit down now, my legs are aching?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 03:16 PM

Will the real Karl Rove please stand up?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 03:14 PM

I am Karl Rove, wasn't it obvious?