Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 09 Mar 07 - 12:33 PM Yeah, well, now the training starts. Are you sure you can drink that much beer? |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 09 Mar 07 - 09:29 AM Please do take the test, it's fun! Having been recently accepted for membership myself, I can tell you it is a life-changing event. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 09 Mar 07 - 09:19 AM Take the test, and if you pass you could start the South African branch of the Idaho Legion. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 09 Mar 07 - 09:15 AM Welcome GUEST,Natalie from South Africa. Don't be a stranger (it would be hard to be any stranger than Shane anyway), we always welcome a new face. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Natalie Date: 09 Mar 07 - 05:42 AM Hey from South Africa :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Colonel-General Smyte-Withers, Helena B. Date: 08 Mar 07 - 06:06 PM Awright, Shane. You're a goddamn little punk, not worth the dirt under the fingernails of a real man. You can't hold your liquor and I'm told by our Canadian brothers and sisters that women run from you, not because of your looks but because of your breath and body odour. I've seen your kind before, BOY: you're a self-centered drunk punk with no self-discipline, a petty thief, and a general leech on society. Back in the Corps you wouldn't last ten minutes because everybody would shoot you to save themselves. You're a worm, a maggot feeding on the work of your betters. But because I have been asked to do so by Officer Dana, you may take the test again. I've told her she's wrong, but she something in you that might, might be salvageable. KB, you're in. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 08 Mar 07 - 03:07 PM Flip! Now that Shane posted his answers nobody will read mine and I spent almost five minutes on it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 08 Mar 07 - 02:42 PM Holy FLip! About flippin time, eh? Okay...ummm... NAME: Shane McBride REAL NAME: I told ya, flipface!!! SHANE MCBRIDE Awright... Shane Alistair McBride Geez....I hate revealin' my middle name, eh? People might laff. YOUR NAME IN THE STATES: Shane McBride! What the flip do you think?! Not that it matters, but do you live in Idaho? Yes No Maybe NO I don't flippin' lvie in Idaho. Bite me. Sex: Male Female Other None Unsure Yes, please No, not now Definitely male. Totally. Male. Circle Last Educational Level Attempted: I been studyin' Don Cherry's phyllosoffy of life. If you mean school, it was grade 10. Grade School High School College Grad School More Less None I told ya, grade 10. 1. You are in charge of a platoon which has been ordered to attack a hill defended by ten thousand people who are armed with everything you can imagine and then some. You have 40 people. What do you do? A. Carry out the mission no matter the costs! B. Take a vote on what to do. C. Flip a coin: heads we go for beer, tails we take a nap. D. Tell the guy who told you to do this dumb thing to go &%$! him or her self. C and D. Specially D! 2. Reference: US Rifle, Caliber .30, M-1: What is the name of that little pin that holds the forked rod that goes into the spring? The pin that you're always dropping and without which your M-1 won't work? Do you know? If you do, will you please tell me? What???? Flipped if I know. 3. What is the maximum rate of fire for the Musket, caliber .69, "Brown Bess" Model 2? Why should you care? Nobody uses flintlocks anymore anyway. I don't flippin' care. 4. Explain yourself. Try to be coherent. Okay. I am, like, a majorly cool dude who is single, handsome, and good lookin'. I am hung like a moose. I can drink like a flippin' muskie, and flip like a flippin' mad dog. Most people think I am what they wish they could be. I have one brother. He is a jerk, but he makes some money which is good cos we need money. His name is Don. I live in Blind River. Blind River is the culcheral capital of North Ontario and I am its most coolest dude. 5. How would YOU go about putting the Budweiser back in Clydesdales? By makin' the Clydesdales an offer they can't flippin' refuse! 6. Can you sing? Should we let you do so? Why? Yeah... I will sing if you give me free beers and smokes. 7. You've drunk 3 glasses of Devil's Piss, 6 Pink Panty Droppers, and a Purple Jesus or two or three or more. What will you drink next? Whatever is flippin' available. 8. Physical Examination: Can you pat your head, rub your tummy, and play the bagpipes, all at the same time? What?????????????? I...you must be flippin' jokin', right? No! 9. If a locomotive leaves point A at precisely 1317 hours and travels towards point B at 124 kph, and a second train leaves point B at 1333 hours and travels towards point A at 89 kph, what shithead should be blamed for putting them on the same track? Ummmm....ah....okay, I think it should be... George Bush, eh? Blame him. Flippin' A. 10. Do you speak a language other than English? If so, what? Now translate the following: Yeah, I know some dirty words and stuff in French. Mert lofrát tinglû, Mers Fluggan. Dejit nørcamt en enciente y camino Ưstanŋų ber þyatnö finger locamisso Ægonicus nostros. Amen. That means...uhh... Okay. It means... It means that the shitrat lofts a tingle at Mrs Fluggan, but...she...ummm... Wait. It means... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FLIP IT MEANS! GO FLIP YOURSELF! THIS IS A STUPID FLIPPIN' TEST AND ONLY A FLIPPIN' MORON WOULD EVEN TRY TO FINISH IT. I WASTED 20 FLIPPIN' MINUTES ON THIS DUMB TEST BECOZ OF YOU. This is the end of the test. Turn in your paper. Do not discuss this test with your classmates, friends, or enemies, or else. Yeah? FLIP YOU! I am gonna tell everyone I know about this test. I am gonna call the papers about it. I am gonna get a TV crew down here to film it if I can. Ya hear THAT??? Like I said, flip YOU! Who needs the Idaho Flippin' Legion anyways? Not me. I'm doin' fine on my own. - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: KB in Iowa Date: 08 Mar 07 - 02:08 PM NAME: Puddin' Tame REAL NAME: The same YOUR NAME IN THE STATES: Not that it matters, but do you live in Idaho? Yes No Maybe Sex: Male Female Other None Unsure Yes, please No, not now N/A Circle Last Educational Level Attempted: Grade School High School College Grad School More Less None 1. You are in charge of a platoon which has been ordered to attack a hill defended by ten thousand people who are armed with everything you can imagine and then some. You have 40 people. What do you do? A. Carry out the mission no matter the costs! B. Take a vote on what to do. C. Flip a coin: heads we go for beer, tails we take a nap. (as long as I get to use my coin) D. Tell the guy who told you to do this dumb thing to go &%$! him or herself. 2. Reference: US Rifle, Caliber .30, M-1: What is the name of that little pin that holds the forked rod that goes into the spring? The pin that you're always dropping and without which your M-1 won't work? Do you know? If you do, will you please tell me? Doohicky 3. What is the maximum rate of fire for the Musket, caliber .69, "Brown Bess" Model 2? Why should you care? Nobody uses flintlocks anymore anyway. 42 4. Explain yourself. Try to be coherent. Anyone who really allows any personal irritation to alienate them from supporting the right of everyone to be seen to be given a fair crack - does not really understand how hard the struggle to ensure this has always had to be. And I fear that they will only have themselves to blame when they wake up to find they have not only had this right taken away from them - but will have played an active role in this. 5. How would YOU go about putting the Budweiser back in Clydesdales? Send him to school. 6. Can you sing? Should we let you do so? Why? No. Yes. Because. 7. You've drunk 3 glasses of Devil's Piss, 6 Pink Panty Droppers, and a Purple Jesus or two or three or more. What will you drink next? Molson's 8. Physical Examination: Can you pat your head, rub your tummy, and play the bagpipes, all at the same time? My bagpipes were stolen. 9. If a locomotive leaves point A at precisely 1317 hours and travels towards point B at 124 kph, and a second train leaves point B at 1333 hours and travels towards point A at 89 kph, what shithead should be blamed for putting them on the same track? Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a "heave!", and a "ho!" But I just couldn't tell her so 10. Do you speak a language other than English? If so, what? Now translate the following: No. Akkadian Mert lofrát tinglû, Mers Fluggan. Dejit nørcamt en enciente y camino Ưstanŋų ber þyatnö finger locamisso Ægonicus nostros. Amen. "My hovercraft is full of eels." ______________________________________________________________________ I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition. |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: Rapparee Date: 07 Mar 07 - 10:07 PM Good Lord, she did it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts? From: GUEST,Colonel-General Smyte-Withers, Helena B. Date: 07 Mar 07 - 09:39 PM You buncha clowns thing you can be in MY Legion, huh? Well, maggots, here's the deal, so lissen up! You gotta pass this test. Send your results to your representative in your national assembly; it will be forwarded to me. So, you wanna join the legion? The Test Complete this test completely. Do not lie, fudge, fib, or try to wriggle out of the correct answer. You will be penalized for each incorrect answer and possibly for each correct one as well. Do not use diagrams. Do not complete the test by using crayons, pencil, a brush, or anything besides a ballpoint pen that produces dark blue or dark black ink. Answers which cannot be read because of smeared ink, alcohol stains, or anything else will NAME: REAL NAME: YOUR NAME IN THE STATES: Not that it matters, but do you live in Idaho? Yes No Maybe Sex: Male Female Other None Unsure Yes, please No, not now Circle Last Educational Level Attempted: Grade School High School College Grad School More Less None 1. You are in charge of a platoon which has been ordered to attack a hill defended by ten thousand people who are armed with everything you can imagine and then some. You have 40 people. What do you do? A. Carry out the mission no matter the costs! B. Take a vote on what to do. C. Flip a coin: heads we go for beer, tails we take a nap. D. Tell the guy who told you to do this dumb thing to go &%$! him or her 2. Reference: US Rifle, Caliber .30, M-1: What is the name of that little pin that holds the forked rod that goes into the spring? The pin that you’re always dropping and without which your M-1 won’t work? Do you know? If you do, will you please tell me? 3. What is the maximum rate of fire for the Musket, caliber .69, “Brown 4. Explain yourself. Try to be coherent. 5. How would YOU go about putting the Budweiser back in 6. Can you sing? Should we let you do so? Why? 7. You’ve drunk 3 glasses of Devil’s Piss, 6 Pink Panty Droppers, and a Purple Jesus or two or three or more. What will you drink next? 8. Physical Examination: Can you pat your head, rub your tummy, and 9. If a locomotive leaves point A at precisely 1317 hours and travels 10. Do you speak a language other than English? If so, what? Now Mert lofrát tinglû, Mers Fluggan. Dejit nørcamt en enciente y camino This is the end of the test. Turn in your paper. Do not discuss this test with |