Fun With Mangled Lyrics

Subject: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:07 AM

Oh boy.

Oboyoboyoboyoboyoboy.   :::evil cackle:::

OK, just did a quick forum search to make sure no other 'catters have already tossed this out for public consumption...

Want to have some horrible, horrible fun?

1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song.

2. Go to Google Language Tools and translate the lyrics into German; then from German to French; and finally from French back into English.

3. Post the results verbatim.

4. Either invite your friends to guess the song based on the newly mangled lyrics, or just laugh your own self stupid at the results.

(OK, maybe it's a geekish thing to get excited about. But I still think this game taps into a primal well of human evil.)

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:18 AM

What is the substance with you pit-lets And, where its desired Jimmy is? The boys of the soldier had selected it and had far radiated it above far away from me. The last pay day, that into the attached city registered was and redcoated seduced it inward and had drunk begun it and would improve to gallows.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: MMario
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:21 AM

Good sailors sing, as the sea fills its hearts with courage
to make songs of lassies and a courage and fortunes powerful documents,
but me a song of a sailor me has me in Jamaica
sings met which examined most courageously courageous in all the seven lakes.
The nonedible beer of the happy jack which places sup strongly the wind in your veil
the nonedible beer of the jack delights.

Our captain has tankard the jack the powerful one drank once tested which it has in order us them all is thus seemed gone to leave to the bed that we awoke with the cries in our manner of captain on in nest which it sings that A tries to fly with the wind, and on the late ones finished to him.

Choral society: This beer was not also dark like one night of the so bitter moon in December as a man who his in May also strong pizzle like six horses lost, also bitterly and uebl like Judas the drinkers weltlichsten of the jack, it requires that will most surely say. The nonedible beer of the happy jack which places sup strongly the wind in your veil

I have also largely with a boy gesegelt who was largely and, as a mountain that placed to the bottom a Pinte half at this sailor on a knee to which we supervised, turned to him, as if knows the Klippen tops of Dover and threw old jack like a gift with the powerful blue sea.

Choral society

that I have once tests of the thimble jack the invention daemonische the spiders me however felt that I am in order, have me with a chicken, two ducks, a lamb and by the aspect on his faces I must have had oxen a good night awaked.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:34 AM

The nonedible beer of the happy jack which places sup strongly the wind in your veil the nonedible beer of the jack delights.

I've supped a few of those in my time.

The good merry luck in the sense of hearing pot maeht here now that the good luck at the barley the good merry luck in the sense of hearing pot maeht the good luck at the barley, the OH, the sense of hearing pot, sense of hearing half, the phantom circuit sense of hearing searches here in one a little decrease good luck, good luck, maeht good luck at the barley

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: MMario
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:37 AM

"the phantom circuit sense of hearing"? guffaw!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:42 AM

Dublin in the adapted city, in which the girls are, therefore I adjusted rather initially my eyes on Molly Malone soft. It turns its Wheelbarrow by the wide and narrow roads, the shells of crying heart and O alive alive O alive alive O alive alive the shells of heart and shells bad crying O living alive bad shells

He he he!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:52 AM

The sun had placed beyond the hill of yon, through the dull one moor, so mow and lame, a boy there came, to the door of the farmer: can you "are to say me where ' before there is, and to one which I will use," to plow and to sow, to collect and mow, and the boy of a farmer, and to be the boy of a farmer? My father died, and my mother is left with five children, large and small; And what is increasingly worse for my mother, I am oldest of them all. Although little, I work as hard as a Turk, if you give me use, to plow and sow, and collect and mow, and are the boy of a farmer. And be the boy of a farmer? "and if that that you I will not use, a favour I, - will you shelter me have to ask, to the cut of the day, the breath of the cold winter? To will the cut of the day, I go heavily far elsewhere to research uses, the plough and sow, and collects and mows, and would be the boy of a farmer "and would be the boy of a farmer? The wife of the farmer cried, "judge the young man, left do not seek more". "yes the father" the girl cried, whereas the tears rolled in bottom of its cheek: "for those which would work, of the ' tis hard to want and wander for use". Don't leave it left it are to leave, but remain, and the boy of a farmer, and to be the boy of a farmer? The boy of the farmer grew a man, and the good old men died couples, them on the left the young man the farm which they had, and the girl for her bride; Maintaining the young man who was, firm A now, often it thinks and smiles with joy. Ah, day happy it came from this wayThe sun had been adjusted on the mount of yon is, for machn blunt you firmly, consequently you and lamé, a boy maehen had come there, to the door of the farmer: can you be me presumption "where ', before she gives and to one, that I use,", to collect the end to plough and to sow the boy of a farmer, and maehen and to the boy of a farmer says, and to be? My father died and my nut/mother with five children he is left, and mostly small; E that stops my nut/mother is each time more worse, I of am all oldest it. Although little, I works how much one so strong turk, if you to give the use, the excess to me to the plough and and and is the boy of a farmer collects and maehen the ditch of the tap. E is you it boy of a farmer? "and if this, that you me do not use, a preference I, - you protect me obligation, for the cut of the daily one to ask for, the breath of the cold winter? To seat in you the cut of the daily one well, I with distant difficulty another one where, uses, to investigate and to collect the plough and to beat to the ditch and maehen and would go the boy of a farmer "to be and the boy of a farmer would be? The woman of the farmer cried out, "judges the new man, to the left does not look for not more". "the father" cried out the girl, when the rips in the surface lowest of its mordant one had rolled: "for those, that would work, ' of the tis strong to desire for the o use and to the movement". Left is, but the boy of a not lhea farmer leaves to remain and the boy of a farmer goes, and either? The boy of the farmer grew a man, and the good old men had died the pairs, it on in the left of the new man the farm, that had had, and that girls for its bride; The kept new man, who was now, arrests, frequently he thinks d and he smiles with joy. Ampere-hour, the fortunate day lode it in this way

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:56 AM

THE PATIENTS NOTICES. Mr I to write to you this remark, to explain itself why my situation for currently it it letter is not me a pretty sight which my body is all the black and blue, my face deathly a gray and myself do not write this remark today aiming to say why to Paddys to work. * while, to work in the quatorzième stick, some brick, that I to remove owe, for they to the bottom von such throwing, a height not good an idea of the supervisor not very to satisfy, that strapping awkward Grasscholle it to say, that I charette they it directing in my Hod niederwerfen to have. Now, personally removing all these bricks, it was so slow, therefore I drew a barrel to the top and ensured the cable below, but in my haste aiming to regulate work, I was too blind to see that a barrel which is full with bricks of building, with difficulty when I was. And thus, when I solved the cable, the barrel fell like a control and the cable adheres firmly that I started in top instead of me, germinated like a rocket until my fear me this half manner found in top, me the bloody barrel met in top which comes downwards. With regard to the ground accelerated it and as I cook in fallow my shoulder the barrel the upper surface reached than I struck the wheel with my head, me adhered above firmly, deaf person with the impact, of this one almighty impact and the barrel which was ruined to the bottom of half of bricks, fourteen floors. Now one satisfies, as these bricks of the barrel to the floor which I met then the barrel prevailed and thus the cable, my body adheres to the bottom still still firmly which was strongly requested the pain, like half manner downwards, me, the barrel still strapping started. * it forces it of this zusammenstosses, half manner the block of causing multiple to use and boeseen a still firm state impact to adhere the cable, which I in direction ground to fall and I to land on defective brick the barrel, which to disperse more. I put aechzen reason I thought there that I exceeded the ƒÄ worse +dˆeëèl became, the barrel rad of wheel however struck and then the lower part a-Dusche of the bricks did not make jump which were liked downwards on me, me had receive a hope, like I purge the reason there put, me let go the bloody cable. The barrel then then still started to the bottom and towards the line that heavier it is landed on me, since I put after the floor, three to notch to him in left fallow and my arm and myself can say only that I hope that him why Paddys does not include/understand today with work.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:56 AM

Naughty shells! Stand in the corner!

Just one more:

Ah early in evenin ' aprés the darkness,
wark you there creeping blacklegbergarbeitern,
Wi ' their oleskinhosen just disappear
short dorty, more acklegbergarbeiter!

They do not take at their selection '
doon, them go to width unit excavation the coal, are belaw '
it give a woman in this Toon aw
look at more blacklegbergarbeiter.

Ah, Delaval is a terrible place.
They rub the damp loam in a face blackleg,
roond heaps of pit run them a Wi-foot
the mountain workers dorty of blackleg.

Now do not go in the proximity of the mine from Seghill.
By the kind they stretch a line, width unit
hook the throat a ' cut the thorn
O ' the mountain workers dorty of bake-put.

They will take at your tools ' fringues likewise '
hoy it doon to hell of the mine the o '.
It is ye of doon goes ' ye from prices well
slight dorty of blackleg from Ye!

Are connected the combination, while the ye can.
Do not expect day, up to it dyin ',
for can left its far away,
mountain workers dorty from blackleg Ye!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:58 AM

Wow. :D

That's got to be the most surreal version of "Blackleg Miner" I've ever heard.

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:04 AM

Paul! - you've got to get a life :)

Remember the Babelfish version of "Danny Boy" you showed me a couple of years ago?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:06 AM

If it had other penny, it would have another papada, which led to the fact that it plays the hill to tines at girls bonny the hill of Byker, and which Walker de Byker at children of the neck volume support ever more children of the neck volume of the edge of the hill, and of the Walker de Byker ever more, if I did not come first to the dirtyness had capucha still no shirt of the hole receive now two, or three holes of the Walkers, which were made or by me, pitman and the adjustment of humans of the cone, them drink manosean make then from Geneva, around it begins to dance with one Sum of Elsie Marley the coal the delegate receives half of a crown overman receives five, and the sixpence just, over in top and under Geordie Thompson to put up it had danced a pig struck with a shovel and danced a personnel the whole kind at the hill of Byker Elsie Marley.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: MMario
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:08 AM

enroulez in top in me Oilskin and Ueberbruecker kme.
On the river basins they are not seen declared - moi
simply only I they take I travel,
the old collaborator shipmates
and I you see a day on green fiedler.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:09 AM

Well...there's always this pub-classic. Sadly, it came out rather tame; but here it is, after a trip through the Alsace-Lorraine...

I to have the Rover savage for much the year
To play and I to have my entirety money for Whisky to spend and beer,
Now, which I with gold in large report to turn over
And I never to play the Rover savage more
And that No, nay, never
No nay never more
Play will I the Rover savage
No never more

Better yet:

I am right a poor boy and my history am seldom declared
That I want to say resistance pocketful of Mumbles, then are promises wasted:
All to find and of Jest, nor to hear a man, which it to intend to want and to neglect the remainder,

When I my house and my family to leave, I more, when to come a boy
In the company that from abroad
In the rest of the station, which scared to put to run
To leave weak, the bad quarter to choose, where the zackigen the person,
To go after the place only to seek

They to ask it that wages of the worker to know around, I, after an employment to seek, but I to receive any offer
Right A kommen-auf Dirnen on 7. Allee,

Which I to explain, to give time, when I, therefore only and to the house, Where New York the urban winters do not purge me
And acted to go to the house

In Reinigungstandplaetze a Boxer, and a combatant carries by his trade
And him them advertisements
Of each glove which put it to the bottom
Or it it cried outside, in its anger and his dishonour,
"That I leave, I leave" crossed,
However the combatant Remains still

Hee!

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:10 AM

BANTAMCHahn

1. * it a Bantamhahn musculus rectus abdominis, therefore animated, and rigid, and a spry, with a springy stage and a feschen plume, and suitable a sight in its eye, its small black eye, it. I took

2 with the basket, and introduced with him to my broad seventeen eyed hens, tupped him, and him tupped, like tups Hero, then it folded it size with them all and then, upped him, and him tupped ' with EM of all still, him.

3. And then after the peace of me and me geese, it disturbed ducks rudely, SPIRITS eye glasig-glaenzendes and opened opening, they perforate them all fortitude, and a small number of the thanks, them.

4. It jumped my Kichernguinegefluegel and, my twenty hysterical of Besuchswander- and Truthaehne Swan forced its attention, but Bantam which was thundered above, it made. *

5. it ravished my fantailtauben and my lily-weissen columbines, and during I who budgerigar to close me with key, to jump he my parrot behind, they on me currently shoulder it. *

6. then that whole suddenly, Keuchen and a mouthful, to applaud it its hand its head, to fall flat on its from return, its toe in the air, my to put dead Bantam cock, and Vultures to encircle fresh, they.

7. What for plate of Master, splendid animal food what one that manner and to die, I TC a tomb, for the storage of its bones of famished dug buzzards in the sky, when Bantam opened sly an eye weniges.

8. It gave me Grinsen, and terrible would make sign, in the manner which to which rapists, it, said to you "them sees, large daft in top there bummelt, they are downwards in a minute, or two, IS CVers BOTTOM YOU in one MINUTE ODER CDans BOTH.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:13 AM

Christ, this is addictive. I'm out of here

Don T.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:16 AM

Feh. You'll be back. :)

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:20 AM

My young love did not say to me, "my mother worries" too much "and my father becomes you for your lack of kind" and of him took a step "not slightly" far from me and this one which she said: It in is not, a love, until the day "does a step a long time far our marriage it from me and it moved by the fair and vernarrt I paid attention his movement here and movement there and then it turned heimwaerts with a star the evening on the sea the people said waked up like animated Schwan, wed both who were more e' er, but one had one ensures which was never meant and I smiled, while it with their goods and its pinion exceeded, and which was the last that I saw liking my. Evening came yesterday too it me, came my loves dead it to enter so gently that their feet not of DIN, while it put its hand on me and this one which it said that "il is not a long time, loves, until day" forms ' our marriage '

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:27 AM

A amp�reheure, cracklin of ' Turned pink to receive ' slowly ' with the panel will assemble it to us, until there is to go no more, takin ' and the Lord not not to know itself to sing you me to have which a time with the Hitchin injury of a poor fellow is not here ' on a train of paddle nothin ' these I Obacht taking along, a song, perhaps, if I do not need, of step of man for a happy melody requires statement wishes OH- I loves my Rosie child received you to it manner of forming me fortunately you and me go us in to a type of Cracklin women bought Of Liedunterhaelte runnin ' on a play maintaining to him, play it now, play it my Cracklin baby ' of Rosie form ' now ' me to smile and a girl, if all lasts a long time an hour, wells, well of the ' cause are which, us harms to receive, the world right to adjust find to us a dream that it is not any question which does not place, received yeah OH- I the loves my Rosie child you it manner, me to train you fortunately and me goes us in to a type of pink Cracklin ' who are you a memory, the woman are bought, but you leave me like Guitarre hummin to sing ', therefore you hang above to me girl, the our daughter, if all lasts an hour a long time, well, well ' of the cause is which, us harms to receive, the world right adjusts finds to us a dream that not one to require around of Bababababa Babababababababa-Baba, do not require more Bababa, Bababa Bababababababa-Baba, Bababa-Baba

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:29 AM

I was surplus Snowdon, I slept on Crowdon, I was which it were located with camp Waynestones also I I have sunbathed on the kind-hearted, after 4 sgorel to the cinder and many more to things I can say my rucksack I have oft, will be which me pillow a heather it has oft, they will be which me bed and more soon than part of mountains 4 I thinks was sufficiently dead CH: I will be rambler, I will be rambler from road manchester, I is which I obtain by all me pleasure the difficult road moorland I I can be wageslave on Monday but I will be man on Sunday in the daytime was freely valid ending and I was nichkhodyashchim downward Grinesbrook exactly of the upper Tor when voice it began to cry "hey you" in the road, was which keepers they make it and the poorest side that always I saw things that it he said was unpleasant in the teeth of its fury iego of the aforesaid "more soon than part of mountains 4 they think 4 will be sufficiently dead" it it called me I will stitch and said "think thought grouse" grow prettier I, but me still not smogl to see why completely is kinder-hearted intelligence officer moors roundabout I could not accept and poor grouse and 4 he said "completely this earth will be my original" on that, I is which it stood tryastiyushch my head no person it has right to its own mountains more than the deep bed of ocean Ii1 of times it loved maid, welder spot by trade, it was which valid in proportion to rowan in tsveteni and tsveteni of its eye it observed the blue sky Moreland I it wooed it from April until June on the day that we they must be after we married by me send for ramble instead of for more soon than part of the mountains I I think 4 will be sufficiently dead so I I will take a walk where 4 mountains of will surplus and hill and 4 I will lie where the fern -orl4k deep 4 it belongs to the mountains, the clear going fountains where the gray lie of rocks ragged and steep I saw white hares in gullys and the overhead expenses of mukhy curlew high and more soon than part of mountains 4 I thinks was sufficiently dead.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:32 AM

Hmm...

Forgot to suggest this: it might be advisable to insert line-breaks before pasting results.

The whole massive text-block gets a little hard on the eyes, especially if it's a long song...

Just a thought.

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:33 AM

Water in is not broad, me can oer, I wings A flies gives me can and the two rudders, my loves and I receive a ship are there and it is deeply charged segelt the sea, it it can be at which major point but not thus deeply, since those know inside the loves me me are, not if I go down or I swim leaned my back above a oak thinking that trusty a tree was it, but it folded initially and then broke him, therefore my love examines a boat to which from two transport false to me made me has fingers in a soft shrub the most suitable flower N to mir ein Boot, das zwei transportieren kann und beide rudern, meine Liebe und I erhalten Ein Schiff sleeps STI und sy segelt das Meer, das sy tief geladen wird, wie tief centre kann river mouth nicht also tief, da die Liebe ich innen ich wissen sind, nicht wenn ich sinke oder schwimme Ich lehnte meine Rueckseite year einer denkenden Eiche, dass are ein trusty Baum war, river mouth zuerst are verbog und dann are brach, also meine Liebe prueft falsches zu to mir tat Ich erreichte meinen Finger in irgendeinen weichen Busch die angemessenste Blume zur Entdeckung denkend, die ich meinen Finger zum Knochen und on the left with the flower the most suitable OH- has piqu� go is imposing and of the loves of the loves is homosexual friendly like jewel, if it is initially new, but the love rises old and the cold owes einwaechst and far as the cables of morning verblaesst I goes border, while you owe free loves I a man, me do not like which, owes I is carried, therefore a small art number with regard to the loves a man who' ll cut my heart if rotation of higher part of shell of heart of the money bells come then my for loves, you too me pinks in the cloudy direction then flower for the winter my return of love to me

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: gnomad
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:35 AM

Good sailors sing of Songs of lassies and a courage and fortunes, as the sea their hearts with courage to make powerful letters fill that I Song of a sailor sings however that I met in Jamaica which examined the ƒÄ more courageous +dˆeëèl the courageous one in all the seven seas. * happy Jacks undrinkable Ale powerful a sup to use the wind in your veil, the this happy Jacks undrinkable Ale. Our captain tested once tankard Jacks powerful of the Potion a whole which it seemed towards the line, therefore we awoke all naps left to insert us, in Screams in our manner of captain in the nest that let us sing in top tried to him to fly with the wind and become died to him finished. The Chorus of this Ale was as dark as one night without the moon in December which is as bitter as a man who lost his pizzle in May which is also strong, like six horses, like land-mark and evils, which of Judas ask those drinkers worldliest Jacks, she most surely says. * Chorus I segelte with a young man, who high and also broad, that Pint the mountain one of a half a this sailor downwards after a knee to place, which to pay attention to us, while it so white that high Klippen Dover itself to turn and old Jacks like blue powerful gift sea warf-oben. Chorus I tested once a casing of Jacks demonic invention, but to slip by I believed that I awoke me with a chicken, two ducks had precisely, a lamb and the bovine one by which sights on their faces that I must have had a good night.

Well, the last line says it all.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:57 AM

I when my knapsack mountain track/truck of my back section which loves the thing which is sung and I go simultaneously, wandering about alongside me love the fact that it goes. Cho: My knapsack of the rah my back section of da of ree and Val of da of ha ha of rah of da of ree and Val of da of Val of rah of da of ree and Val of da of Val ha ha ha Val. The fact that you wander about with the flow which dances with the sun which calls my happy song where I am delightful so that come and connect in me, is loved. I shake those where I meet in me, entirely inclination my hat. Bluebird is loud so from all wood of the green wood, calls the candy. With the ‚Ð beam the high overhead costs where it flies, you do not go to bed under any condition at the house, but with o'er us you walk and in order to turn worldwide, exactly like me, you love the fact that you sing. Well, me perhaps you laugh, Ohio state which is always sung with me perhaps that you wander about to the day when it dies under the clear blue sky of God, me, it goes,!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:02 PM

All you suitably and if if tender girls                           Who flower in your head, come the highest perfection             Pay attention, to pay attention, not to consider your fair garden    To leave of man in your Thymian, of Thymian to fly like                                                         

If your Thymian is old and if gone                                  It is not interested more in you,to you                           And in each place, in whom your garden with a diffusion was Completely more rueber surplus with Street, Street   
                                                                     A woman is branchy a tree                                        And a man with particular wall, wall                              And of him establishments takes imprudently                         It what can find it to find

Addictive ? errrrr...............

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: MMario
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:05 PM

A woman is branchy a tree                                        And a man with particular wall,

luv it!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:05 PM

Here's a good one:

Cigarette and of the Whisky and wild wild of the woman,
It it to move you they to lead, lead alienated you
Cigarette and Whisky and wild savage woman
they to move you they to lead, lead alienated you,

At once that I happy and good a woman
I to be enough last money I for the life,
I one gallon to meet and us on Spree
outward journey they to inform me, that around Whisky to smoke and drink

And now I weak and defective with age
The line on my face a good writing side to train I leavin ' this history, like sad however,
Juste on woman and Whisky and that they to make cigarette and Whisky...

To write you on the cross amndt with the head of my tomb
For woman and Whisky to find here a bad sklavennehmen,
Which to inform, that dear Fremdnehmen, which dear friend then to inform,
In large letter this fine word to write

Slán,

~Fionn

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:20 PM

OH -, the summer time comes, and the trees blossom to devagar, and the wild Gebirgsthymian ascends in redor of the grass of urze that it blossoms. Choir: they go to go of raparigas? E we go to take off it all Gebirgsthymian completely wild in redor of the grass of urze that it blossoms, we go you together of raparigas, to go? 2, Estabeleço my love a Bower yon to the free ones and the crystal wells, and on it I accumulate all the flowers of the mountain to the 3. If my love just, it does not have me, me finds certainly others, to take off Gebirgsthymian completely wild in redor of the grass of urze that it blossoms. 4. OH -, the summer time comes and the wild trees blossom to devagar and the Gebirgsthymian ascends in redor of the grass of urze that it blossoms.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:34 PM

You know OH- or do not make it you
These new not liked depositor that we Elsie Thompson have,
Him them name are
And them help us doffers with each framework

Coils IH fol R
Coils IH fol ray
And each morning, if it it to enter,
Hang around their layer on the most pin
Rotations,to consider their friends
Who say, "verflucht you, doffers, bind in top your ends!"
And then, our chief it comes
Who his legs "are folded" completely "in top" as an old ass of Sticks his head around the door
With "bolts your ends, doffers,"

Howls to him finally

"Aloud inside to you our ends which us surely,
Because us lions
However not into high our ends in Elsie Thompson for you and we again leave our frameworks
One period of waiting for of Elsie Thompson return


I think they're coming to take me away............

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Amos
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 01:07 PM

PULL to COie de Tim Finnegan

FINN used gentleman in Walkin ' of the road
A, Irish, ungerad powerfully;
It had to be enough itself and to waive brogue of decrease and at the world that it carried hod.
Now Tim kind has love-worth tipplin '
with a love of the Whiskys had that he became born above,
around each day to help and it with its work,
it a "decrease thur, which became cray" from the each morning.

darn of choWhack of fol O,
your shoes shake dance at its Partnerwhirl the soil;
It was not the truth, which I had explained to you
divide in lots the pleasure at the goose of Finn of the trace!

Mornin ' Tim was feelin ', that fully is
its head, was heavy, which informed it at the vibration;
He is driving service leader pleases
and its crâne broke,
and he has it for the house carried its body, in order to wake itself.
They rolled it in top in a nice clean sheet
and it to have outside after the bed
posed gallon of whiskey to its feet and a barrel bagagiste at its head.

cho:

Its friend at the trace and at Mrs. Finnegan,
who was asked into tay the received lunch
first it, and in farmhand shank together
then whistle -, tobacco and Whiskydurchschlag.
Biddy O ' Brien considered braillent
"a so nice clean body, imprisoned you of the whole one?
"O Tim mavourneen, why you died?",
Arragh judge it gob meant for the McGhee Paddy!

cho:

Then Maggie O ' Connor has the work taken
"O Biddy," meant "you has injustice, I is"
Biddy safe upward, it toward the left one gave it a belt in gob
and in it sprawlin ' on the soil.
And then the war committed itself soon to '
Mrs. Twas to the woman, and at humans to equip
Shillelagh law was whole rage,
and a row and ruction soon began.

cho:

Ducked Mickey Maloney its head if noggin,
which the Whiskys at him steered,
it were missing and on the bed, which absent-minded alcohol UeberTim falls!
The body animates still! See, how it rises!
Timotheegras it, which waives itself from the bed,
indicates "whirls it whiskey over as Thanum flames Dhul!
Made you it thunk, for that dead I is?",

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 01:14 PM

GOOD one Amos. :D

(And you used line breaks... :::LURV!::: )

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 01:59 PM

* ON BLUE the MOUNTAIN one of the morning, to come hanging a one morning to you, over morning in May overheard I one to marry a man zu with a girl statement, that "you from of to be born high, pretty Katie and in collaboration with me on the blue Allegheny mountain,", which I you a horse, to like to buy, and a support aiming to go up to buy I another' N, for by your side assembling to us each Tavern to stop and drink, if us on blue mountain dryness, to go Katie and I "good, to make to a step their mother then, in anger they" girl, expensive girl, it one to marry man moreover, * it it mother Allegheny "" OH -, expensive mother, it it it man of my heart not the one terrible a dishonour for me and my love zum to distribute I any woman, that indeed I on blue the mountain zum in Allegheny to see", which it it last marks I to see he probably, he becoming seller, around Katie, its favourite to go up to envy, there by its side has to laugh and one to sing and happy, on blue the mountain zum in Allegheny us on the left in front of starter of crack on a free buckskin and roan last high shivering Kiefern, where mockingbirds behind dark port-hole aechzen, where eye never to see you on that.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:15 PM

the version one of NUTS was there left and bonnielass, made the version one of nuts with group, and it drew it height, and it drew it low, and it drew it, where they hang. ', until tired in detail, it put to him doon and slept below wood, as to beyond three lusty young men came, three lusty young men and with that strongly. OH - which embraced the first its lips rosigen, thought to him is wasnaunrecht. * it it second unloosed to measure Mieder to them, which to become to sew with silk. And what Third that to leave did, none in these Song is started. But the lassy wakened fright, and she says that I slept too a long time.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:17 PM

Ijust luv it -Great fun!
mightbe good to say what the song is though !

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,jojofolkagogo
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:23 PM

I just LUV it !!! Great fun and good reading !!

It might be an idea to put the title of the song though, I dont know all of these and are hard to recognize !

Nice One
jo
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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:24 PM

My whole life a circle;
Sunrise and to lay down sun;
The moon rolls by the nighttime;
Until the starter of crack of day comes around.

My whole life a circle;
But I cannot declare you why;
Season more which slips by again;
Jahrunterhaltrollin ' beyond that.

It seems, such as I was here front;
I cannot remember when;
But I have this merry feeling;
That all we are together again.
No right straight line forms my life;
And all my roads have closed loops;
There are no clearly cut beginnings;
And until now step of Dead-ends.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:36 PM

It might be an idea to put the title of the song though

Well, whoever threw it together meant it to be a game. It's a challenge to see who's song-savvy enough to guess the titles, even based on the horrible renditions.

But I second that. Maybe posting the title WOULD be a good idea.

And line-breaks. :) Gotta love line-breaks.

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 02:58 PM

Little baby of silences, not it cry,
To know to him that the your mom was carried to die
Around all my attempts, its Lord, soon more rueber

Too much late, my brothers
Worries too late,
However of all my attempts, Lord, his soon never again rueber

If the religion became a thing which Rich buy
Of the money could, saw was and who arm
All my attempts, Lord, its would die soon more rueber

I have a small book, me given more rueber
And each side freedom
All my attempts was spelled, Lord, his soon

There is a tree in Paradies
And Pilgrims him calls soon the tree of the life
All my attempts, Lord, his more rueber

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 03:12 PM

It esy left more largely and bonny left and it mogen beerand its name Cushy Butterfield is me desire since it was here.
Well, anyway it is me first try.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: gnomad
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 03:20 PM

* Litany Dalesmans
hard, if of the people not not work to find to be able,
in which they to raise and put at the world,
when I young, to always think I,
bide I' ld under fruit and corn,
but I to force, for in the city working,
so here my litany,
trunk and Halifax, and hell, good Lord, delivering me.

When I sought of Mary Jane,
he did not say a day, with of Squire with of Th' old
"me has sector for wedded people,
chooses, if wed, or the stay"
me that not to let leave could that I liked,
therefore at the city owed us,
of the trunk and Halifax to flee,
and delivers the hell, good Lord, me.

I worked in Leeds and Huddersfield,
and damaged brass honest,
in Bradford, Keighley, Rotherham,
I have my children and to want to say left held,
are me all the three round-offs Ing RID
and at once that I went to the sea,
to forge, with the mills and veils of the ships,
the good Lord, delivers to me travelled.

I went the night by of Sheffieldwege,
was ' T like its in the hell precisely,
where furnaces of the languages of fire pushed,
and howled as the crane,
I fell dug coal in Barnsleygrube,
with dirtiness to my knee,
of Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham,
the good Lord, delivers me.

I have an expansion of fog on of Leedsbruecke,
to have seen as thick, as a soup of the Bastille,
me to have lived, where people,
as of rabbits in a basket to swim
considering to the bottom thus me have snow Bradfordkessel,
black slowed down were far, as the ebony wood,
of Hunslet, Holbeck, Durchhang Wibsey,
good Lord, me to deliver.

And now our children all rose,
to the country are turned over us,
there is to slow down forty miles heathery festmachn,
' Twixt us and the coal wells
and there me by fire sat the night,
I laugh and cry glee,
of the trunk and Halifax, and with hell,
the good Lord, to deliver me.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 04:13 PM

This one turned out to be pretty easy:

Where did all flowers go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all flowers go? Before long time.
Where did all flowers go? Young girls selected it, ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?

Where did all young girls go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all young girls go? Before long time.
Where did all young girls go? Gone to young men ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?

Where did all young men go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all young men go? Before long time.
Where did all young men go? Gone to soldiers ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?

Where did all soldiers go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all soldiers go? Before long time.
Where did all soldiers go? Gone to the Graveyards, ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?

Where did all Graveyards go? Long time exceeding.
Where did all Graveyards go? Before long time.
Where did all Graveyards go? Gone to the flowers, ev'ry.
When do they learn at all? When do they learn at all?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:22 PM

I have meeting him one party and my heart were still
Da do run run run, da do run run.      
Somebody told me which that its name invoices.
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron.

Yeah, my heart was which has still admitted, Has of Yeah, its name, was an invoice and him me east went the house.
Da do run run run, da do run run.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:25 PM

America the country which me body a god. Be has dimension of their and outward jouney them of in top them by the night with a light. Mountains of the meadow, Has the ocean knows with foam rubber. A god to bless my tete of America house know.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Steve-o
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM

I its of return in D support
Where a friend a his friend
Where D longhorn cattle returns still
Outside on D of Jimson to bad grasses
Back in D support
Me its slightly assembles again D
Totin' outdistances my forty-furnace
Where sleep us still old again jed night
And D only law its enough
Back in D support

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:41 PM

These are truly thoroughly folked up songs...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:48 PM

Oh, Lawd, Dick Cheney, Bam-ba-lamb (2x)
Dick Cheney went a huntin', Bam-ba-lamb(2x)
Bagged himself a lawyer, Bam-ba-lamb(2x)
But he hasn't died yet......
Dick Cheney where'd you shoot from?


OH -, Lawd, Cheney, Bam-Ba-Lamm (2x)   
Cheney huntin 'est allé épais épais, le Bam-Ba-lamb (2x),   
lui einsackte un avocat, Bam-Ba-lamb (2x),   
mais il n'est mourant pas encore......,   
Where'd épais Cheney qui vous germent?

Incidentally, it appears the French have no Dick...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 06:51 PM

Help! I can't stop!

They me in films to use you.
They will a large star of me.
They form a film of a man who is sad and only.
ANd all that I make must function naturally.

Me bet which they will be me a large star.
A Oscar could gain you, cannot never say.
The film which a large star will form me,
because I can play the role so well.

I expect that come you, me in films see.
Because I then see simply the woman.
You it imbecile to which strikes great time.
ANd all when I make has to most function naturally.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:14 PM

oops, copied from the wrong place...

OH -, Lawd, Cheney, Bam-Ba-Lamm (2x)
Cheney huntin ' went thick thick, the Bam-Ba-Lamb (2x),
him einsackte a lawyer, Bam-Ba-Lamb (2x),
but it is not not dying yet......,
Where' D thick Cheney which germinate you?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: michaelr
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:40 PM

Damn you all -- I've had to wipe the screen twice!


In 1814 to take to us a small voyage,
in collaboration with colonel Jackson to the bottom powerful Mississip. We took little a bacon and we took small beans,
and we fought the bloody British in the city of New-Orleans.

We did not supply our rifles and with the British held comin',
were there thus which much End, like ahead a moment ago.
We fed to them and began still runnin'
on to the bottom the Mississippi with the Gulf of Mexico.

OH - that we looked to the bottom the river and us who were seen coming the British.
It must y have had hundred of the 'EM-beatin' on a drum.
They took a step, therefore strongly and they formed their ring of horn.
We were behind our packages of cotton and did not say a thing.

old Hickory statement, that us 'EM by surprising to take to be able, if us not our muskets abfeuerten, until us 'EM in the eye to look at.
We held our fire with us seen well their faces,
then we opened our Eichhoernchengewehren and gave to 'EM a small hell

which we did not hold our rifles abfeuerten and the British comin', were there who thus much End, like ahead a moment ago.
We fed to them and began still runnin'
on to the bottom the Mississippi with the Gulf of Mexico.

We fed in our Cannons, until the barrels melt downwards,
we seize Krokodil then and we fed with another circulation.
We filled his head cannonballs and pulverized centres,
and when we have affected far the powder, lost which gator its entendement.

We did not supply our rifles and with the British held comin',
were there thus which much End, like ahead a moment ago.
We fed to them and began still runnin' on to the bottom the Mississippi with the Gulf of Mexico.

They ran them by those briars and ran by that brambles
Ran by the shrubs, in which a rabbit could not go
Ran, therefore not to chamfer hounds to be able `em
Down which verfangen the Mississippi with the Gulf of Mexico.



Cheers,
Michael

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:52 PM

* a ship, this whole on the sea segelte,
and the name our gilded ship Vanity
and to fear us us, that it by Spanish enemy to take,
while they in the country, country, weak segelte,
while they in the sea segelte.

Then made to a step our cabin boy and courageously outspoke
to say him and him our captain
"what you give me would become,
if I swim the side of the Spanish enemy became
and if they go down in the country from bottom,
the country of bottom, bottom and they goes down in the country from bottom, sea"

OH -, I you of money gives
and I you gold give would become,
and my own daughter more appropriate their bonny to must am,
if you swim along the side of the Spanish enemy
and they go down in the country from bottom, low
from country of bottom
and go down them in country of bottom.

The boy it made read him slightly
and resulted on the panel laengsseits of the Spanish enemy
swam him and to him and with the its bracket
and the wave of slug in its side perforated to him drillings with three,
and him with the fall him in the country of bottom,
the country of bottom,
and him with the fall him in the sea of country of bottom.

Then, it swam quickly of return
to Zujubeln of the crew,
but the captain would not consider it
for his promise that it made with Street,
and it scorned its bad entreatings,
when it complained aloud,
and he on the left him in the country of bottom,
in the country of bottom,
a bottom and him on the left him in the sea of country of bottom.

Then, it swim quickly its messmates around in Portseite
and until have cry entirely bitterlich him,
"OH - messmates, draw, me for me involve in top with TIDE,
and I descend in the country of bottom,
the country of bottom,
me descend slightly in the sea of country of bottom",

then draw its messmates him,
but on the platform it be die,
and they fixing him in its hammock which be broad thus measure
and, it have lower and him on the panel
and him have involve with TIDE,
and it be descend slightly in the country of bottom,
the country of bottom, and him
is gone down in the sea from country from bottom.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:18 PM

In the cave in the chasm, removal with the shovel towards outside is the ore, which lived the minor, with forty more niner and its sweet orange of the girl _ OH I liked, OH my dear OH I to want, who to lose the soft Thoukunst orange and always to go, to frighten to be sad, soft orange. The light is probable him and divinity, and its shoe is the new number, the box of the Pacifiques herrings that sand like a tomorrow daily in nine wire its duck for the chorus of the topses of sweet orange to water did not have each one, success its foot, around projection/lead to be opposed divided in the solution of rubber salt of foam. The lip of carmine one of the chorus on water, the bubble, the switch is burned to cross and is lucky, but, I is not does not have swimming, therefore lost I want to say sweet orange. The minor then chorus, by forty which with the niner starts more for arrived increases on very fast and of Kiefer, the idea is now him more jine of oughter him it girl, him and her sweet orange. The chorus in me awaited vainly that it doth always confused with me, Robed soaked in clothing in the salt solution; It frequently embraces operations in me in its life, it is bucket, I form a distinction now releases the limit.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM

You I tragoydi' sw one, the green it increases the eagerness, which is you, who somebody is one and all only and for always it will be thus. You I tragoydi' sw two, the green it increases the eagerness, both, two, boys krj' Nos-white, it equipped with all with green, which somebody is one and all only and for always it will be thus. Three, three, the competitors four for manufacturing Gospel five for the symbols with your door six for the six proud walkers seven for seven stars with the sky eight for rainers of new April for the nine intelligent ones of polishing ten for the ten mandates eleven for the eleven which went to the sky twelve for the twelve apostles

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: gnomad
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM

Dido Bendigo

while I during a one morning the last autumn to arrive,
overheard I slightly splendid Foxhunting,
between two noblemen and Herzog Buckingham,
if early, right the day to be born there.

It there had of Dido, Bendigo, Gentry which it was there-o,
the piece of race, never looked at there had him behind him,
him of Countess, Rover, left Bonny, and Jover,
those was hounds which could find it.

* source the first fox, which young person it,
and its right to start tentative,
it right for the river to far form,
it it high hill yon to run to leave
and descend weak Kieme yon and to think,
which it its freedom there for always finding.

Sources the following fox which is old,
and its attempts behind being born,
it is precisely formed far from the well for the river,
the fox which it jumped inside, but Hound' S which was jumped after him,
was to it the piece of race which was destroyed to him there for always.

Wells it ran on the level
but they have it soon still,
hounds the fox are never removed,
decreasing twelve months right today be,
since I heard that said Squire,
"listen to you, ahead, my courageous hounds for always"

I reckon that after 12 pints some folks could nearly sing that.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 02:04 AM

Sounds just like an old english folksinger singing old english folksongs after 16 pints of old english ale...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:58 AM

I am Sheeeeeik of Aaaarabeeee (without trousers above!)
Your love belongs meeeeee! (without trousers above!)
The night, if you sleep (without trousers above!)
Intoooo your tent me Willenscreeep (without trousers above!)
Stars shiiiineabooove, (without trousers!)
Our Weisentooooooo Lights Luhhhhhhve! (without trousers above!)
You to lay out this country with me, (without trousers above!)
I am the shock agitated Sheeeeik of Aaaraby!!! (without trousers above!)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:05 AM

Damned if I can figure out where the verses split here...


You do not worry that of wind, nor the sea of role of the inert night never ensures me, but time the hardest day of a sailor must pay attention the sun, while it far him is broader day gray the finest line of funnel that the ship which that sea is still prison that to resemble me segelt, but me to give it wings as the pigeon Noahs verblaesst which me port i-Liebe was there a time flies, my heart like displacements and to save itself in open sea was free, since to save the country there one washes, comes however, with the door of my loves if I am formed behind the screws for shoes streptocoque Peters anstarre, me by to the bottom this silver plated way go a long time and my loves in my OH-Lord of the arms take again became, if dreams were true only, I would have my hands on this rad out of wood and with my whole heart I would turn him ' round and the boy to declare that we are jumped heimwaerts me, that the time led like an apparatus, until blue water me turns green then, dance to the bottom this manner on banks and segelt the gray line of funnel more.

And veils it it gray line of funnel more.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:26 AM

It can be really hard to find where the verses start and finish. In this one, two of the verses seemed to be hopelessly entwined, so I left them together.


How I expired during May one mornings, to consider ein-entspringend saw two Maide collects me and lets be ready and one of them, him hands ausprass

OH- lieb-O! OH- lieb-O! Me husband of courage in him not to receive. OH- lieb-O!

Me the admiring husband, where it goes and each one looks at well after him with its imposing qualities and the leg gut-geformten, but it does not have me yet courage in him

me husband can dance and Kapriole and all those to sing and make who installs for him, but it cannot make the thing which I wish, because it does not have courage in him

of all the kind of vittles placed at the disposal me has the type of meat which for him with of Auster the cake and rhubarb also install, but still it does not have courage in him

each night, I are more o'er it throws me to leg and clip hand I between its thighs filters of the long years use it me its bed and each night formed which I am beside him, but I did not increase this morning with me, maidenhead for calms have you him courage in him

me wishes the husband who would have died to him and in his tomb me him this song as me the husband would quickly sing to me to put and then I would find the other which did not have a little courage in him

all ye girls to come thus intends on me to marry a man, before you it do not have is not received from courage in him

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:28 AM

Device to jump in wardroomdrinkin ' Gin,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
I do not worry more knockin ',
but I are not goin ' inside ' '!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
That laughin Jimmys ' like it' dregen,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
It is again lookin ' with me odd cuts!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!

cho: Chicken on a raft over one morning of Monday,
OH - how one sight terrible aiming ' there ' to see,
Dabtoes ahead and men of highways department to the back,
a' pickin Sittin with a chicken on a raft!
Hallo, Ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, Ho, chicken on a raft!
Hallo, Ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, Ho, chicken on a raft!

The medium and the morning gave me are also, now me pullin ' on a whalin ' a crew.
Seemoewewheelin ', that, are more i-oughter obenliegend, are in me featherbed a head!

I had a small girl in Donny-B and it trained an imbecile of me.
Your heart was like a shower that pussers, the race which is hot to the cold in a one hour quarter!

We embraced on re-examining on a bus of midnight, it did not cry them and,
the foot am I this one which it likes the best or precisely Kuckuck in the nest of another man?

A amazonmaedchen only it lived have kids in both and in three,
it a sister in Maryhill, said in Dumfries,
that it does not become, will think it however me,!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:46 AM

My bonnie is the ocean, my lies bonnie the sea, my lies bonnie above the ocean, O takes to me more of more than of return my bonnie.

cho: If you bring back, you take an O to me take return of return to me my bonnie. If you bring back, you take an O take return of return to me my bonnie.

O impact ye crane on the ocean O roast ye the crane on the sea; O impact ye crane on the ocean and take return to me my bonnie.

Yesterday evening, like I put on my cushion, yesterday evening, as I put on my bed; Evening, since I put myself on my cushion, dreamed my bad bonnie yesterday was

the crane died on the ocean, the crane on the sea roasted roasted; The crane on the ocean and my bonnie to roast me return taken.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: IanC
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:28 AM

THE VOLUME OF BLACK VELVET

* in clean small a city
they it apprentice to name,
to act me, jump and much soft a chance, hour me,
it to spend by, owing to the fact that clean small the city

(occasional Chorus)
their eye, which they like diamond to shine,
I to think they it queen country
and her hair on their shoulder to hang,
which in top with a black volume to bind.

A bad misfortune I which came me
veranliess to flee of the country
far from my friends and the relations beyond that,
to betray by the volume of black velvet.

I took schlendern Broadway
meant downwards and not a long time to remain,
if that which meets however me, a pretty suitable girl come, traipsing along the way.

It was imposing suitably
and, its approach which it was like Swan right-hand side,
and its hair hung on its shoulder,
in dependent top with a volume of black velvet.

I took schlendern with this pretty suitable girl,
and a Mister who leads us beyond that,
I knew that it meant to make of him
by the sight in their roguishschwarzauge.

Its guard, it of its bag took
and placed it enough in my hand
and was very first the thing which I said,
a bad chance with the volume of black velvet.

Before the following judge and mornings
should not appear to the jury, me;
The judge whom he says to me,
is proven clearly young man, your case him.

We give you far seven years
from the country control of punishment to spend;
Far from your friends and relations,
betrayed by the volume of black velvet.

* to come thus very if you merry young person conveys,
a-Warnungsnehmen by me,
if you outside on the city, which I,
to make to attention young man pretty the colleens.

You with strong drink, my young men you treat,
until you are not with same being;
And very first the thing which you know,
is you is landed in the country Van Damiens.

:-)
Ian

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:05 AM

Please open your hearts and your purses with a man who it did not understand badly receives all the impacts is and Flueche nothing wishes certainly you to him, but it asks you wistfully well to represent, hallo you thinks that he is not a friend, a louse; If you remember those thus the debt that you him owe the owner of house which lends to his house with

choral society regret you to you it owner of house downtrodden and its of return which and the twisted respect is charged its gray hair, not to ask around repairs and not to be afterwards with the rent.

If clouds of thunder seize and if darken themselves, you can sleep intact in your bed; But the owner of house must have sat in top and to listen and tremble and be astonished and fears; When you are killed you die in a speed and you never know your misfortune, but the owner of house agitates one of my houses with a concern of --- "was attached?"

If an owner of house resorts to a sale, you do not think only him they for of Bosheit corner; It functions of the major conviction, and what is right, is finally what is right. But I see that your hearts are hardened all and that I fear myself that I satisfy in futile; However, I hope that my last pretext becomes begnadigt, if I still ask on my knees:

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wolfgang
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 12:37 PM

Just one single translation into German has already the full effect for me.


Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:40 PM

A suggestion, if you haven't already figured it out, translate one verse at a time and and cut and paste to wordpad. Reconstruct the pattern like the original and add the additional verses and choruses as you go. I found when I tried to do the whole song at once, the lines got mixed up and out of order. I found this out by the third one.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:59 PM

Of ye ken basin with its layer, therefore homosexual,
ken Of ye basin amndt to the cut of the day,
ken Of ye John, which, basin, if it broad far,
with its and its horn the morning hounds.

* for the clay of its horn to take to me von my bed
and the cry von of sound hounds,
which it to lead it oftzeiten,
' Ansichthullo ' the basin it died or the fox its Lair the morning to awake.

* yes ken I basin and ruby as Ranter and Ringwood
and public Ausrufer and to align,
one to discover aiming one to re-examine,
one to re-examine an opinion an opinion a death the morning

as then here basin with my heart and heart to make you us his health drink,
to make you flat finish it to us,
to follow to us basin by fair and opposite to the rule,
if us good drives out the morning to wish.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:06 PM

* I twine ' average the ringlets my raven black hair
Lilies, thus the plate and Pinks so honest the Myrtle,
which with a color and Lattenaronatus with luminous eye
so luminous Blaus.

I sing and am me dance, my laughter me stops homosexual
this savage with the wines, lead ensures far.
Although my heart breaks now, it never knows that to be
the name left me trembles and my cheeks of plate aiming to ignite.

I never think bezaubere of him, am wildly me
each heart and the mass homosexual me which I influence.
I live, to regret the sunk hour to him,
it sees that gained, then neglected, frail the wildwoodblume.

It declared me that it liked me and promising to like
unglueck and patients of gutter, all the others on other gained to him;
Ah, misery aiming at the explanation it left me in Silence,
no word of the departure.

* it to inform me, that around it liking, it me its flower to call, for it it the whole luminous one each hour to flower,
but I to awake my to dream, my idol fatty ground on,
which my sight love all verbliessen far.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:08 PM

I should rather then be been in Richmond in all heat and the rain,
in Georgia which carries the ball and the chain.

Chorus: Do not receive drinkable any more... * + 2,
manner to the bottom the Plankestrasse old man.

I went to the bottom mobiles,
in which gravel train,
they intended to penetrate the following thing of me
I which carry the ball and the chain.

* good veranliess

Dondi, of Oh- dear Dondi, that you then to treat to me
to leave, me, my Knoechel wound to carry swell it and to connect and now.

Knoxville is good a pretty place,
Memphis is a beauty,
if you want to see it pretty girls,
hop maintaining afterwards of Chattanooga.

I will build myself a ray
on this Gebirgshoehe,
therefore I can see it pretty girls,
while they will go up beyond that.

Sources my one night dead wife of Friday,
was buried Saturday,
it, was one Sunday my day
and Monday seeking to me heiriet.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:09 PM

Just one more! Actually, I'm amazed at how badly mangled some songs end up, considering how basic the lyrics are to most old-time stuff. A lot of what I translated was beyond unintelligible.

I am most courageous cowboy
to fly, how, who never to the west
I everywhere went,
which is received rocky from the balls in my center

in eighteen hundred sixty-three,
I the emigrant volume connected
we went from San Antonio
through large Rio

I come out on the meadow
I the line to throw in such a way downward learned
I learned at the pocket money,
but at me much to have equipped it does not amend

come out to the meadow, and I learned to fly,
and, if I stole this cowboy, as lucky I felt,
have one large brimmed white hat
my saddle was carried also very well,
and if bet that I called the clay/tone mien

I went before it for beauty
for the love, it was in vain,
until they carried me avalent in Dallas,
over a ball to be carried and chained

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:19 PM

Oh, my GOd--I can't stop. Damn you!


Heart of their cheatin ' leaves you
you cries walks and walks and tries to sleep,
but sleep does not come the whole night by
their cheatin ' heart avowedly on you,

if tears come down like fallin ' rains,
which you mean around toss and names to call
you the floor the way go
I it cheatin ' heart heart Willenskiefer explain on you

their cheatin ' a daily do
and you threw the crave love away the time,
come, if you explain it cheatin ' heart on you are blue,

if tears come down like fallin ' rains
you around toss and designate my name,
you the floor the way go,
I it cheatin ' heart explains on you

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:30 PM

This does it--I'm getting off line;

I to want, in order a cowboy in love to be
I want, in order to learn I plaine want rope and revolution to want in order to put o up ' it and to divide
I want abandoned exterior in the large west to want
in order to hear cry steppe wolf,
during sun into the west to set
I around a cowboy in love to be life i better love

I to want in order to put old painting up goin ' on a race
I to want in order to feel wind in my face
A thousand thousand attaqu whole light city cowhand a ' s rhythmisiert
I over mean close main thing to rest sleep herd,
during moon downward above to shine
I want to be more tapoter my guitar yodel étendre ee oo
the love of life I

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:37 PM

Many years ago, Jack Paar used to do this on TV with jokes. He called it "The Berlitz Bit"...he'd have 3-4 translators on, and whisper a joke to one, who would then retell it to another thru French, Spanish, German..etc....and then back to English. It was usually impossible to get any of the point.

And we wonder how the United Nations functions at all!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 05:52 PM

I think part of the problem with the running the verses together may have to do with the lack of punctuation. Some of the DT entries lack punctuation.

Personally, I don't mind some songs mangling the verses together, (you would object to THAT in this thread?!!!!), but you could try punctuating the verses properly before starting.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:45 PM

You lived puff, depending upon the sea, the dragon of the magic which can be played with the fog of the fall of the land called Honalee.

It was attached and blew a little around the paper of Jackie, he having the string and the sealing wax and the other luxurious raw materials it loved, you lived puff of Ohio state, depending upon the sea, the dragon of the magic which can be played with the fog of the fall of the land called Honalee.


You lived puff, depending upon the sea, the dragon of the magic which can be played with the fog of the fall of the land called Honalee.


The boy who as for noble king and Oji where together as for those as for Jackie which is moved by the boat where the billowed sail has been attached view perched was put in place with the enormous tail of puff as for the pirate boat which bends whene'er which comes when puff roars from that name, as for the dragon which lowers the flag and Ohio state permanently, is small so and is not the ring of the wing and the giant who have lived and were painted makes the method for the other toy.


The paper of Jackie 1 gray night which is caused above this it did not come and the mighty dragon, the puff which finishes that daring roar of him.


The puff where that head like the rain fell with the scale of sorrow and green and bends did not do playing already alongside the lane of the cherry.


That until the end without the friend, as for puff it was not possible to be brave, so, the puff which the mighty dragon inserted in that cave heavyheartedly, Ohio state

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:31 PM

If if you bind me to the bottom to of Kaenguruh, a sport
bind me, of Kaenguruh bind me to the bottom to of Kaenguruh to the bottom, a sport,
bind to the bottom me to of Kaenguruh,

pay attention me provisioning wallabys, connect,
pay attention me provisioning wallabys.
They one are brooded dangerous, collaborator,
therefore you pay attention me provisioning wallabys.

If you hold me fresh cockatoo, you,
you hold undulate me fresh cockatoo.
Not to go fonctiamment the imbecile, the undulation,
to precisely hold to me fresh cockatoo.

* to install if if you platypusente,
to intend me to pay attention platypusente,
to leave to me you not ' in running to leave Amuck,
intend to pay attention me platypusente.

If if if you play me that digeridoo, play me blue
digeridoounterhaltplayin ' him, until I germinate,
blue me,digireedoo

Abos, of Bruce made me of Abos made me go to loosely
go loosely to be to him without another use, Bruce,
you play thus leave me, go loosely from Abos.

Braeunen you me skin, if I died,
Fred braeunen me skin, if I died,
us its skin, thus died to him, Clyde
and who braeunten it, is hangin ' on the hall.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:34 PM

Just as well Rolf Harris is not dead, he'd be turning in his grave!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:47 PM

They receive a line and I' II receive a station, honey,
receive you a line and I' II receives a station, baby.
They receive a line and I' II receive a station,
and to the bottom with drilling of Crawdad,
honey, baby of sugar,

wells, you suit us pick up old man, slept you too late, honey, (2x)
we pick up old man, slept you too late
and last piece crawdads on your plate,
honey, well of sugar baby.

be old woman, they slept too late, honey, (2x)
you pick up old woman, they slept,
the Crawdad man too late made barriers gefuehrt)-unser,
honey, well of sugar baby.

A man with a bag, honey, (2x)
turn over length a man with a bag on its, of Packin '
turn over on his all crawdads that it can pack,
honey, well of sugar baby.

That it energy to make, if the lake curtly will do (2x)
what suiting you, if the lake goes curtly,
on the bank sitted being and who crawdads to make attention die,
honey, well of sugar baby.

What do you die going if those crawdads, honey? (2x)
that you sat active to make, if those die crawdads,
on the bank, until I cry,
honey, well of sugar baby.

I heard, drake, say honey, duck (2x)
heard me too much that drake says duck,
that there in is not crawdads in this one sea,
honey, well of sugar baby.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM

on dark fresh Oedlandlandstrasse
wind in my heat odor hair
that colitas, which in top in top by the air
ahead in the distance to increase,
see I, who a shimmering light,
which my head heavy to raise and my sight weak raising
I to have for the night to stop

There, it was in the entry;
I heard, them - ich and bell of mission
to me thought which this sky could be,
or this one could be a hell
it then lights in top a candle
and me showed him, the manner
of the voices were there to the bottom the corridor
I thought that I intended it to say

   constantly with reception with the hotel California
   an exciting place, one exciting much
   sector in the California hotel of the year,
   you can find to him here such such

Your entendement is absurd Tiffany,
it received the closed loops Mercedes
which it received a quantity pretty, pretty boys
that it sweated friendly,
as they dance in the court,
the soft summer a dance,
to remember calls,
a dance aiming to forget

Thus, I called the captain;
do not take to me my wine
which he said, had please us this spirit
since nineteen sixty-nine
and still call here these voices of that
they in the night, they to precisely hear
far purely in the medium saying

   a reception to the hotel in California
   an exciting place, a face exciting
   to live to it such such in top him in the California hotel
   what takes a pleasant surprise, with your alibis

mirror on the cover,
statement with that rosafarbene Champagner on ice
and you, that us straight
to collect our characteristic here to prepare
and in the main sector,
to seize they for the celebration,
which they with their steely measuring personnel,
however they to be able not the right animal to kill

With the last thing which I,
point out me, for the door,
I to me ran the passage in the place to find return owed me before
me relieves, said that nightman,
us am programmed for you that to receive
can re-examine outside, always if you want,
but you can never go

(Joe and Don compromise on the incredible Guitarrensoli radical aiming to finish)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:04 PM

All the good with the anniversary,
All the good with the anniversary,
All the good with the anniversary,
Expensive all the good with the Mudcat anniversary.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM

You do not buy of the O-Lord, me Mercedes Benz?
Don't my friends have all it
that I must form the damages which are strongly worked my whole lifespan, not of assistance of Porsche of my Lord of the friends O, buy to me Mercedes Benz to you?

You do not buy of the O-Lord, me a television apparatus of color?
choosing to find the dollar me which me delivery each day with the Lord with 3 O waits,
you do not test buy to me a television apparatus of color?

Do not buy of the OH-Lord me one night on the city
which I count on you Lord, please leave me not in the passage.
examine that you like and buy following circulation to me.
You do not buy of the OH-Lord me one night on the city

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:17 PM

The anchors will swindle us benevolent and to the bottom becoming jumped,
to take unfurled the veils downwards round you in the medium the world manner
around me courageous boys and role

We swindle to the bottom to manner around me courageous boys and role downwards

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:24 PM

...And trying to take it back the reverse way (resultant translation back to French to German to English again) gives:


The anchors become us would amount to good-natured,
and the seizure jumped in the reason to become
unfurled the sails down around them
in the center the way to the world around me the courageous boys and the role

We would down amount to in the reason at the way around me the courageous boys and the role

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DADGBE
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:33 PM

There ought'a be a law governing this kind of stuff!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:37 PM

On the pipe of insulation which was covered completely with cheeses,
I lost my bad Fleischkloeschen, when somebody sneezed.

It stored the table and on the floor,
and then rolled my bad Fleischkloeschen of the door.

It rolled in the garden and under a shrub,
and then was not however my bad Fleischkloeschen with nothing chews.

The corn salad was also of good taste the next summer,
which could be of good taste, and early that it became a tree.

The tree covered with beautiful foam,
cultivated to him completely of Fleischkloeschen exciting with of Tomatensauce.

Thus, if you eat the pipe of insulation which is covered completely with cheeses,
to sneeze influence in your Fleischkloeschen above and not indeed.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DADGBE
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:41 PM

Ambergris and jam of scurvey of the whitewash. you pull petard that and they the boys stop distant top to pull bully. The ambergris and tran of scurvey of Lim are we Ragouts for Cincinatti.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Duane D.
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:50 PM

Scoville,
The one you posted starting with:
* I twine ' average the ringlets my raven black hair
reads like Shakespeare, amaaazing...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:51 PM

As we ooze in this small dark apparatus sector in that of the showers by your heart a pressing circulation the small furnace of pot which burned oily rags and coal.

Like Winterblizzarde to roast and Whalingflotte put in the at-rest state, in bay protected from Leigh of port, surely 10 coast attached to coast. Those whalers at their stations, as from hall with hall suit them, carry small bags to coal with them, and little of with an iron furnace.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

The man of Paddy firemen worked with me on the rigid and cold apparatus. With the truth he was a foreigner - there is not a lie which it did not declare. And it spoke in praise of its gold mine, and all the hearts it became bonny direction gained and its of shone Juste of environment like a ray of the sun.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

We worked seven week days, with the cold hands and the frozen feet. Days and only land-marks of the nights, Grog form and of the fights, fish of salt and Walfleischwurst, fresh Penguineier trailed one have, Festlichkeit and us, to work each day by the crane eisige and the rain of snow.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

Then, during one day we saw the sun and the ships of treatment and fishings which are of Rueckhol. If you meet your old friends, you sing a song; if you hope that the season is not enough, homeward the border is when it rueber sound; we leave these Cove eisigen, I always recall but me this little of iron furnace.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:08 PM

Seems that even putting commas at the end of lines doesn't stop stuff getting mixed up. Have a look at the last four lines of this one! Anyway, we don't want them to make too much sense now, do we :-)


Its the one night old baby,
youngest of 10, poor small Scherflein,
the mother bathed a mother was fatty and the baby was,
only skellington thin which was rolled up in top in the skin.

The mother who was turned more for the soap of the toothed rack,
be did not go it one minute, but,
when it of return received, the baby, and in the anguish he, cried
' OH -, in which my baby ' is, answered angels was gone:

Your baby is the baby plug' ole
and your the socket-outlet is descended,
the bad small thing thin and thin was gone down,
therefore, should him in a jug be bathed.

Your baby is,
does not work to necessary him not a bath more,
him his manner gone perfectly fortunately precisely front by the sewers,
not.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Surreysinger
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:13 PM

Whose idea was this?? I just spent ages putting each line in separately. This one doesn't seem to be too far from the original in parts, but it's worth it for the last two lines of verse 4 alone. (Amazing what digital technology and cameras do for translation of what I would have thought to be a fairly standard word!!!)




When I which eighteen I took a wife
I loved it dear, while I loved my life
Maintain and for their tidy and homosexual
I went robbing on the highway of the king

I robbed never each poor man already
Still I was not in the debt of dealers,
But I robbed the homosexuals lords and the ladies
And I carried the gold for house to my love immediately


To the garden of the Amors I away
To the garden of the Amors for to see to the play
Group of the lord Fangen's, whom I exercise there did
And I was taken by the verfluchten crew

My father cried "Oh my sweet son"
My wife, those it cried and cried "I is annuliert"
My nut/mother, if she tore her grey bolting devices up violently, cried
"Oh- in its photograph device, which it should have died"

Now, when I went dead and to my grave
Flashy a funeral, which I crave
Left no however fat robbers to follow it me
Give them good broadswords and sweet liberty

Let six pretty Maide my covering up carry
And you give them flowers and sweet nosegays all
That they can say, when they speak the truth
"A wild and common youth goes"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:45 PM

Try cut & pasting a verse at a time. Gives the translator more to work with.

Putting in the whole song seems to mix things up too much, I found

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennieG
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 02:31 AM

An old man came me seeking, Hey dority which an old man make, came, me seeking, I being came young person, me all seeking, to marry an old man me girls, if it wed never of

None it has of it faloodorum, fadidledodoorum for him has any faloodoorum, fadidleday has any faloorum to him, to him is lost its thing girl doorum if, if you are young, wed never an old man

Now we go the church, with D hey make dority if us to go with D church, me its young person if us to go with D church, him on the left me in with D demolished girl if them its, old wed a man now if we make neither go young never our bed, hey dority now if us to go our bed, me its young person if we say outward journey our bed, nor to make him to girls if them her young person wed an old never man

None it has of it faloodorum, fadidledodoorum for him has any faloodoorum, fadidleday has any faloorum to him, to him is lost its thing girl doorum if, if you are young, wed never an old man

Now, it suited you to sleep, hey now made dority, when we went to sleep, me being young, when we went to sleep, of the bed which I crawled in the arms of an imposing young man

None it has of it faloodorum, fadidledodoorum for him has any faloodoorum, fadidleday has any faloorum to him, to him is lost its thing girl doorum if, if you are young, wed never an old man

And I found to be falodoorum, Fadidledodoorum that I found to be faloodoorum, Fadidle all the day found me to be falodoorum and received my daughters dingdoorum thus to him, if you are never young wed an old man

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:22 AM

I've just gone from looking up a transcendentally beautiful mediaeval hymn to Mary Magdalene (O Maria, prius via), to this thread. Sublimes with the ridiculous one, as the translator would have it.

Just has in love meringues to all of you!

This doesn't fare too badly:

The proud ************* proud Maisrie

of Maisrie amounts to the door of its father
directly like magic pasture staff
to it a gardner child,
with a red in its hand put up come there,
its hand red from A in its hand put up.

And it to have mine it waived well fairly,
if you will give me your flower,
and under which I will make a dress for thee for flowers
in yard of your father,
will make for thee I a dress for thee.

The lily space bar will be its shirt,
it to liebkosender bodies,
and the concern waived your stays to be,
with a red at your center, your center
with a red at your center waived itself.

Their dress the parfuemierte thymian,
you celandine of apron,
your chamomile under skirt to be,
just has in love meringues and is connected and connected,
just has in love meringues and connected.

Their gloves will be the clover flower,
those pour là-bas in the lawn out,
I them honestly with the poppies will sew,
which develop under corn, corn,
which develop under corn.

Their feet, which I will tighten with the red road the shoes,
that one develops in the garden fine,
I rayeront it with the fairy taleful ferns,
come connects your love with mine,
with mine, comes connects your love with mine.

For, since you made a dress for me,
under which summers flowers,
then I clothes the thee under the winter showers showers
under the winter showers will make.

The white milk snow will be your shirt,
which embraces cold weather of your body,
and which will be rigid rains your coat
with a black thunderstorm in its face your face
with a black thunderstorm in your face.

The horse, which you will put up at the time,
will be the winter impact,
I a brake at it with the breath of the wind of the north will place
and at the measurer pointed showers of the hail of the hail
and at the measurer pointed showers of the hail.

The hat of the clouds on your head
will be the grey of southron,
and each time that, which you ignore close,
I will wish myself you far far far
you to wish far far.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:33 AM

Opening: It would be however one evening calm on the stages, alas, hath Fooles outside carousing. A lusty source of Singen approacheth by blackening, largely stumbling.

* they to sing this in the future known Tavernsong -

one night on the city

You do not give us of the OH-Lord, one night on urban drink all which we wish, but we precisely do not fall,
do not become to the bottom, strongly long drink the whole night,
of little the assistance of our friends,
OH-Lord to leave us to you, Bens to drink to go?

It is not which will leave us of the OH-Lord, you, you will go Bens wenching?
let hope for us that this part of the night never finishes.
Strongly the whole night a long time, not to require of assistance of our friends,
the OH-Lord, not to work you to do us, of Bens wenching to go?

It is not which will leave us of the OH-Lord, you, you will sing Bens?
Tis recreation aiming to sing with the drunk ones and clay deaf friends.
Does Carouse long of the whole night, of little help of our friends,
will not leave us, will suit you to sing Bens of the OH-Lord, you?

OH-Lord, if there is some-a which fights with of Bens,
we adhere together who are that with friends corner.
We fight the whole night a long time with us outside at our ends,
OH-Lord, whom we are thrown ready, if with of Bens fights there.

* OH-Lord, to send a truck - around us house, after us to take to drink and fight, interest us,
around not zu durchstreifen and with knack us not of wound head,
on Morrow, which us to the bottom coming,
OH-Lord, not that you to leave us one night on the city.


I dunno - makes just as much sense - I think....

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:05 AM

Before a long time, when the mass was green gave him, more types of animals as you saw indeed that they would run around free, while the mass was carried and was all the most exciting that unicorn

All was there Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, but, such as you were born more exciting, it was sure unicorn

The Lord who was seen einigesinning and - be, gave him those pain and says to him, the "place of state of return, me him rains forms" that he says, "He of Noah, me explains you what establish to him a moving zoo and and take some-of me do those

Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, but, while you were born, you my surely do not forget unicorns

The Noah old man was there, the call to answer that it precisely finished to form Arch, while the rain which was started, to fall him which proclaimed animals two by two markets and him, while they came

He Lord, I have however Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked of geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, Lord, in am not me, therefore can me unicorns right find "abandoned

And Noah looked by the control rains it outside which dissimulated it, was played unicorns and the stupid plays which takes a step and sprinkles, while the rain was falling OH-, stupid unicorns

There was Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen Noah cried, "narrowly the door, because the rain falls and we in cannot precisely await unicorns"

The Arch collected to move above, involved it with the tides that those looked in top unicorns rocks and they cried and water came to the bottom and to the kind far swum from them which is, why you never see unicorns to date

They see Krokodile greens and Lang-length-necked geese some-of the constant humpty Kamele and some Schimpansen some cats and rats and elephants, but, such as you were born, you will see surely never any unicorns of it

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:14 AM

Easy to guess because of the famous rider.

English-German-French-English:

Yankee Doodle Ritt zur at the city
after small Pony;
it adhered a feather on its hat
and city the maccaroni.

But I think is even better: English-Portuguese-English:

Yankee Doodle mounted to the city
in top of a small pony;
he pierced a penalty in its hat
and called it maccaroni.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:23 AM

Here I left out the Chorus to make idendification mor difficult.
It's in the Digitrad!

I heard, heard me, the old man,
Today, of the holidays,
You-Lay-ay, OH -! You-Lay-ay!

We work tomorrow, however no work today,
work tomorrow, however no work today us.

We are jumped far sauté for ' bay Frisco,
us far with the cut from the day.

Us jumped around Capehorn,
to wish us far Christian who us were never put at the world!

OH-Ziehen, OH-Ziehen, OH-Ziehen far, OH-Ziehen far,
' can be paid yer!

Translator's note: That's really fun!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:09 AM

Certain conversation of Aleksandr, and some of hercules hector and Lysander, and such large names as these.


But the heroes completely of the peace of large, any who can compare with the tow, alongside, alongside, alongside, alongside, alongside, to the the British Grenadier.

Those heroes ne'er of antiquity saw the ball of cannon or they knew effort poweder in order to slay them foes withal. But our bravest boys know it, and banish all their fears, peyut tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the the British Grenadier.

Whene'er we are governed to storm palisades our march of leaders with fusees, and to us with the grenades of hand.


We throw them from glacis, about the ears of enemies. Ripen tow, row, row, row, row, row, British Grenadiers.


And when siege over, we to the repair of town townsmen cry, "Hurra, boys, here come Grenadier!


Here comes Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears!

After this, ripen tow, row, row, row, row, row, British Grenadiers.


After this, prevent us to fill bumper, and drink health to those which they bear covers and bags, and you bear louped clothing.


May they and their commanders live happy all their Lethe with the tow, alongside, alongside, alongside, alongside, row, for the the British Grenades

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM

[English to Chinese, then back]

Cosher Berry has an engine which it always wants to repair, and the basis strength, she can make four mile each hour cho: You once saw, did you once saw to be you before once looked at the such funny sight?

Runs in the night from her does for 20 mile each hour Gower when she has blown the whistling through the station person, she has frightened a half country.


Cosher is bought she two and he draws she very grandly works as the driver to grease her person, she nearly burst her boiler.


Cosher Berry's sisters Lena she is the survival can weave in her with darn our stockings Blaina but she cooks it to shock.


Cosher Berry's Brother Rupert he played has stood one half is the newport, when they played had opposed Llanelly some person kicked him in the abdomen.


Cosher Berry has works she not to have a daughter which oughter she quite goes off course only, we will draw the veil.


Cosher Berry went to Exford * for but he never left to see the pretty waitress and his station through the registration.


Its sad Cosher oh the sight drove his small engine and he to fall in the tunnel and climbs bloomin the ' funnel.


The Cosher Berry's little engine could not even sound its alarm to make the steam to go is higher he to make the water in the fire.


Yes, he dies Cosher Berry and they invested him in the coffin but, they have heard Cosher Berry which knocks, only jokes.


Very good, the devil cannot have him but he to give him the stick and the competition for alone establishes above the Barford hatch. * The Exford = Oxford (Oxford voice imitation) JB Cosher Berry's Brother Mathew has a work in the clean statue but when his wasd is clean he to slip and to break his elbow Venus.


Uncle Cosher Berry's Reg He goes in the ' edge, after Reg uncle feels but the ' edge well is some wetter.


Yes, I know his Brother Rupert when he has played scrum one half for a newport ampere-hour, but when he occupied rugger he to look at this kind of silly billy.

The Cosher Berry's sisters Chinese natrium is very good, she played her to go to the hammer grand pianna, the hammer, the hammer, said until the neighbor, "should die her!"

Sings well in the choir in Sunday night of us works as we are tight and our ' Cym Rhondda ' that side sign edition angel jive!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Flash Company
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM

Stanley Unwin is alive and well and living in The Mudcat Cafe!

FC

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 AM

Duane D.--must be the mark of truly antique lyric construction (It's "Twine 'Mid the Ringlets" aka "Wildwood Flower", from 1859). I guess they don't make 'em like they used to.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:08 PM

If I had a hammer which I would become the morning hammern,
me the evening...
completely more this country hammern,
I danger hammer to me
a warning to hammer,
me love between all my and my sisters
on this country to hammer completely.

If I had a bell which I would become the morning
it fasten, me him it evening...
completely more this country fasten,
me danger fasten
to me a warning fasten
that I loves between all my and my sisters completely on this country of fasten would become.

If I had Song that I sing the morning
to him would become, I him it evening...
this world sings completely more,
I sing the danger
me with a warning to sing,
me loves between all my and my sisters on this country to sing completely.

If I have a hammer and I have a bell
and have completely more to ego Song aiming to sing... this country, it is a hammer of justice,
it a bell of freedom is,
it Song of the loves between all my and my sisters on this country is more completely.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:10 PM

Since I was to go beyond Gillgarry mountain, I colonel Farrell and his money espionné which it was countin '.

I drew initially the gun and then drew me me with of Rapier, at of Sayin ' state places and delivers for me am your fatty receiver.


Musha ringum doorum Wack case is there dad OH there -, wack case dad OH- Whisky in glass.

It counted it of its money and formed a pretty penny, me used to him in me bag, to take at the house ' in the soft Jenny.


She sighed and oath that she liked me and would never mislead me me, Teufelnehmen the women of her is however always so simple.


I not entered me sector all to take Schlummer with the dream of gold and girls and obviously was him a miracle.

I Jenny have them priss me loadings and filled them in top with water, colonel requested Farrell, to finish in Gemetzel.


Before I do not increase, to travel, there a volume of Lakaien came more according to tomorrow morning and also colonel Farrell. to draw I me, the gun suits me to from Rapier would steal it far, a prisonière me me however would be taken, could not water draw.


You to place me in the prison with all the judge writin ' to strip of colonel Farrell on of Gilgarry a mountain.


But they did not take fists to me, therefore I struck rather to the bottom and offered a departure to this one fisted at city closes _ I to want to find me brother that, which in the army, I to know not, where it in cork or Killarney poster.


We would go together o' R the mountains to préaraignées of Killkenney, and me schw50re that it would treat me better than me ' sporting of the Jenny more gently.


There is one to take is satisfied in the cars and the roles, some-of takes the joy hurley or bowlin '.


But I take the joy in the juice the barley and so early seek pretty girls in the regretting OH -.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:22 PM

Before a long time, when the mass was green gave him

JennyO, I think I just heard Shel Silverstein sit up in his grave and applaud. :) But then, he was always a bit of a sicko. He'd have LOVED this game.

Wow. 100 posts and climbing.

To quote the Talking Heads..."my God, what have I done?"

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: fat B****rd
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 02:43 PM

I've only got the patience to do first lines.

"Gluckliches gesprach of the leisures of behaviour inferieurs glucklichen"
"I am mols and myself live in a drilling"
"Well ecrire I this letter, which to go, it zu my room DJ to send"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:01 PM

It had to be done...

---------------------------------

Into rising in my Cadillac
That with my surprise.
Small Nash Rambler to follow me –
Approximate third my dimension.
Wanted to lead in top Halteseilmust' ve me,
While it held its horn on Tooting.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
I show him that Cadillac
Is not a car to be scorned.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

CHO:

Clay of signal!
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
Clay of signal!
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
Its horn went the clay of clay signal
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)


I pressed on more slowly my foot with the floor,
To give the shock to the cord.
But small Nash Rambler to remain after right;
It still had on its brake.
It must have thought that its car had more Eingeweide,
While it held its horn on Tooting.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
I show him that Cadillac
is not a car to be scorned.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

My car entered normally the control of the pinion
And us moved away with the gust.
We made ninety soon on the left –
Must' ve him in dust.
When I spaehte in the mirror of my car,
I could not believe in my eyes: *
Small Nash Rambler according to right –
I to think, who cord to fly to be able....

We more quickly make now hundred and 10 –
This one were without any doubt a race.
So that Rambler would be a ray of transport
A great dishonour leads.
Wanted to lead in top Halteseilmust' ve me,
While it held its horn on Tooting.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
I show him that Cadillac
Is not a car to be scorned.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

We the most quickly make now as quickly hundred and to twenty -,
As me to go could.
Rambler drew along the side from me,
As if we went slowly.
The vehicles its window rolled downwards
And shouted that I,
"Hey, friend hear thus how I can this car
Of the second pinion herausbekommen?!"
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve at work
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:25 PM

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve at work
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:27 PM

How do I type in all the German pronunciation marks (umlauts and such)? Some of the words won't translate from German to French without them.

Thanks, Steve

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:09 PM

Cut and paste.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:33 PM

Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal!

*sputter* I just inhaled chicken soup.




My God, you would think they would have better translators than these in this day and age, even for free on Google.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:54 PM

*sputter* I just inhaled chicken soup.

I KNOW! :D When Google spat that out, it was all I could do to keep from turning purple from stifling laughter. My coworkers must have thought I was having an aneurism.

How the hell did they get that out of "beep beep"?

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 05:51 PM

Of Flintstones, meet Flintstones, them are family of the modern stone ages. City of the basic rock, they are a right on side of a history. downwards leave us with the family the road, by which courtesy of Freds two feet to go up. If you are with Flintstones, you have Yabba Dabba time determine Dabba it that time determines, you have an old homosexual time.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:04 PM

I think I've blown a fuse... ROFLMAO!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:13 PM

to give to once an Indian a girl, a shy person small Prairiemaedchen, they to sing a situation, Liebesong, homosexual, while the level it far the day to remain. * they to like a fat Warrior, this small shy person old girl, however fatty and homosexual Ritt it far, for fighting. The moon seems now luminous on the red wing wenigem. Sighing Brisen, the night rolls up to cry. And far under stars its courageous, sleeps during the red wing which cries far its heart. It paid attention for him day and night. It held all the luminous campfires. While under the sky it and the dream would be the night on its coming, gradually. But, like which good to decrease, yearned the heart of the red wing. * for very far falling its homosexual courageous Warrior in using it place.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:39 PM

Please Stop!


ROFL!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:23 PM

Sat back and they hear a history,
a history of simply towards the line fateful
the voyage which began this tropical barrier,
to the panel of this small ship.

The collaborator powerful a segelnder man,
to prepare it, courageous and sure.
five passengers adjusted veils, day,
for a route of term of payment three,
a route of term of payment three.

Time to receive started rough,
the small ship tossed.
If for the courage of the crew without fear
it is not Minnow which was lost.
Minnow would become.

The ship which is on bank of this
one aground, uncharted Oedlandinsel
with of Gilligan,
the device to jump too.
Millionaire and its wife,
a star of cinema,
the professor and Mary Ann,
here on the Gilligans island.

Thus, this one is the history of our Castaways,
it is here during a long length time.
They must form that better of the things,
are to him a rise increasing.

The first collaborator and his device to jump
make also their very the best,
to agreeably form the other
in their tropical nest of island.

Not a telephone, aucunes lights, no car,
a particular luxury
as of Robinson Crusoe
is original, as can be to him.

To then connect to us you us here each week,
my friend, they sure, a smile,
von seven angeschwemmten Castaways
on Gilligans island to receive here!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:26 PM

You'll have a gay old time = you have an old homosexual time.

Skipper = a device to jump


ROFL

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:36 PM

This is just English to German and back but I think that was enough:

Well I saw the Sachecomin ' from the sky,
which it had the one long horn, a large eye out.
I began to shakin ' and I said that "ooh eee,",
which looks it like a magenta-red Leuteesser to me.

It was one eyed, in gehoernt, magenta-red Leuteesser flyin '.
(one eyed, flyin ' magenta-red Leuteesser in gehoernt)
one eyed in hearing width unit A, safe of view seaweeds flyin ' pupleleuteessers to me (an eye?)

Wells came he down with earth to cover and did not light up in
mentioned Mr. Purple People Eater of the tree I eats me not,
whom I heard him to say in a voice thus gruff
I you not cuz would eat you are, thus durable

were it a magenta-red Leuteesser one eyed,
in gehoernten flyin ', that, in hearing width unit flyin
' the magenta-red Leuteesser one eyed is,
that, which in gehoernten safe view magenta-red people Essers flyin ' one eyed is, those to me is strange (a horn?)

I said to Mr. Purple People Eater, what your line is,
which it said that it is magenta-red people eatin ' and is surely fine it,
but that is not the reason that I came, me to land
would like a job in rock received and role volume

well my soul, rock and role of segnen and magenta-red Leuteesser to fly.
Pidgeon pidgeon toed, undergrowed, the Leuteessers flyin safe views ' of the magenta-red people Essers the Flyin
(we carry short short-circuits), magenta-red ',
which are strange to me.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:39 PM

Here, the history
of an exciting lady is,
the three girls very exciting
who had all the golden hair,
like her mother took.
the younger ƒÄ +dˆeëèl, in the undulations.

Here, the history
of a man who is destined for of Brady
who with three boys of his itself lived, is.
They were all four men
and together lived,
but they were completely only

At the one day, when the lady met these vehicles.
And they knew that it was much more than hunch
that this group must form in one way or another a family
which is the manner she all, became the Brady package.

The Brady package,
the Brady package.
That is the manner which became it it Brady package

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:47 PM

Just a chorus, this time:



You bummeln far, you bastard, you bummeln far (YOU ARSCHLOCH!)
You bummeln far, you bastard, you bummeln far (YOU ARSCHLOCH!)
They are as a herd of the bloody pigs that right waste does not receive
any more aiming to leave to gutter however you thus this evening
You bastard, bummeln far!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:51 PM

I to wish, that I a weiner Mayer Oscar.
It is that I wish really sound.
and if I a weiner Mayer Oscar,
each in the love with me.


It worked better in Chinese and back:

I wish me am Oscar Mayer weiner.
What is that I truly if.
And if I is Oscar Mayer weiner,
everybody is in the love with me.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:06 PM

to receive moms squeezebox
whom it carry on her box,
if the dad does not receive at the house
him of remainder never comes

because it plays all the products of music
and night of the moms who
one receives squeezebox,
the dad never sleeps the night

the kids do not eat well
and the dog can sleep not there
are not to escape from the music
in the race to swear whole

because it plays all the products of music
and night of the moms who
one receives squeezebox,
the dad never sleeps the night

it disappears internal and outwardly and internal and outwardly and internal and outwardly and internal and outwardly

because it plays all the products of music
and night of the moms who
one receives squeezebox,
the dad never sleeps the night

suits me compresses it
relates to and compresses me
concerns and neckt me, such as you are
me thus in the love with you
Moms who squeezeboxvati does not sleep
one receives, the night never

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:40 PM

Well, you knew this one was coming:



O the year was seventeen seventy eights,
(as I wish it that I come now in the Sherbrooke)
letter A marks of the king containers
scummiest would be who me actually saw

   It all, I was declared with of Gottfluch
   which we would cross the seas for the American gold
   that we did not ruin any rifles of them,
   of tears me a defective man
   on the Halifax-unloading dock are now,
   the last of Privateers Barretts abfeuern would become

O Elcid Barrett to cry the city,
(like I to wish it, that I in Sherbrooke)
maintaining twenty courageous man, any fisherman,
who for it it crew the Antelope to form

   (chorus)

Antilopensloop was sickening a sight,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke, now)
which became it a list the barrier and with veils in the rags
and to cook you in Ueberlaufn-Sammelschale and points varies

   (chorus)

On the anniversary we place ourselves now of the king at the sea,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke)
which hanging ninety days to us one were with the Montego bay
which pumps completely like the insane ones

   (chorus)

amndt ninety sixth segelten day us still,
(like I to wish it, that I in Sherbrooke now)
when bloody a large Yankee in sight
with our breaking furnace-pounders to raise, us to form, to fight to have

   (chorus)

It puts slightly downwards with gold,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke maintaining)
the Yankee which loose in the stays it was extended and grassement,
but verfangen it it Antelope two days whole lasted

   (chorus)

then detailed us two cable far,
(like I wishing it, that I in Sherbrooke maintaining)
our to break furnace-pounders, which terrible DIN
however to form, with a fat swell, the furnace us inside

   (chorus)

The Antelope agitated and threw on its side,
(as I wish it that I would be now in Sherbrooke)
of Barrett smashed like an egg dish
and transports far Haupt-LKW the two my legs

   (chorus)

It is now me puts here now in my twenty-third the year,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke)
this is been six years, since we me-mêm' formed far
yesterday segelten and right Halifax

   He everything I with God curse was explained
   that we are the seas now for the American gold
   that we did not ruin fire steel of them
   the tears I would cross,
   only an incorrect man on dedéchargementdock
   the end of Privateers Barretts will fire


(the last chorus was a retranslation in reverse, just for variety)


Whew! That was as exhausting as singing the damn song. But, as I always say, at least it's done and behind me now.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:40 AM

You all owe me a new keyboard!!!

I DO like my Shel Silverstein. Here's a bit more:

CH is eaten by a Boa constrictor, a Boa constrictor, a Boa constrictor.
I am eaten by a Boa constrictor, and I do not want it a bit.

Of Whadaya know, it is nibblin ' my toe. OH- gee, it is to my knee.
OH- violin, it is until my medium. OH- tail, it is until my approach.
Feared OH-, is him a millimetre of millimetre of millimetre of millimetre...

(this is how they translated mm-mm-mm-mm, and I dunno how Clinton Hammond got into it :-))

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 07:01 AM

Just went thru Chinese - it seems to do a considerable amount of mangling just by itself.


We seek Sloop John A; We all day seek it;
We roam the circle Nassau town, the A person in the wharf,
here thinks its wasn't;
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.   

Where John A in may be? Possible marine A' s;
We look as soon as favor the circle, then we go home.
Then we go home, we must go home.
Our didn't discovers it and we then go home.

The first partner is not there, he possibly is elsewhere;
Possible he is on the ship Sloop John A;
Regardless of where he is, our didn't meets him because of our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.   

Where John A in may be? Possible marine A's;
We look as soon as favor the circle,
then we go home, we then go home, we must go home.
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.

The day right and wrong event, it seemed A has;
Then they tell us that there's tells in addition B.
B is good; I arrange my heart to establish in A;
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.

Where John A in may be? Possible marine A' s;
We look as soon as favor the circle,
we go home we then go home, we must go home.
I want to go home.
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:03 AM

Now for a little Tom Lehrer - going to Korean and back again:


In lower part your knee raise first at all in your rosary glass beads bow and in company one respect to get your head u ten:00 bedspread that time knees bend and u ten:00 bedspread and the knee bend and and ten:00 bedspread and the knee u bend

When you it the KyrieElieson of that oneself of all something to say do clearly in the Pontiff and you want do the most big what kind of phase

Inside that prXX Uss ion egg inside the line the writing in you who talk the religion'll with small confession phase your sin the guy whom it gets specifically arrive in if

When it connects, compared to 468 wafers 2 in the transubstantiate glow n try beverage wine it it is safe and chew

In your abdomen the extensive Vatican rag the grudge seeing cross time Rome which it likes inside Rome Oh Mary and the Gee hemp cloth, it will be it and will be good all and ten:00 bedspreads which it will make

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:09 AM

Now English to Chinese and back:


I will shake your hand in me dearly, I and will adopt the health according to it to my lip to bite nip the fingertip which will purify from you.

I am joyful could be complete, dear if your only here in, but I still had your hand when A precious souvenir.

You died my night to cut open its me truly not to know why I each time temporarily did kiss its me to obtain the bloodstain in mine tie

I was sorry now I have killed your our love am something fine and ' they obtain my me to shake your hand in me

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: jojofolkagogo
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:21 AM

Teriffic, Love It   Love It Love It !!!

from Jo-Jo
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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 01:20 PM

Well, I'd be ROTFLMAO, or as translated, My donkey rolls on far on the laughing soil.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 01:31 PM

Please remove all drinks from the vicinity of the keyboard. You have been warned. I am not responsible for liquids spit on the keyboard after reading the following:                                                         Who is the head the association which one forms for you and me? Mr. I C K E there m O the United States E. Of Hey there, hallo there, Ho there, are as welcome you, as to be can. The Mickey mouse of the mouse m I C K E there m O the United States E Mickey (Donald duck) (Donald duck) made always consider to us our high flags. You entlangkommen and to sing them in our Song and to connect him to it jamboree. Mr. I C K E there m O the United States E

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 01:36 PM

What the heck, let's finish it:

Maintaining time to say on re-examining our whole company. Mr. I C (do you see really soon you), K E y (why? because we want you) m O the United States E

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:08 PM

Loaded in high one of the mountain in the greenest state of Tennessee in the raised land of the free one in wood thus ev'ry of the tree knew kilt it to b'ar when he was only three.

Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild border!


ln eighteen thirteen uprose Addin ' arrows of creeks of redskin to woes of the country now, fightin of Injun ' is somethin ' that it knows thus that it pushes its rifle ' erases itself.

Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know!


Singin is through wood is one marchin ' throughout Makin ' above of wires ' one ' a Itchin song ' for fightin ' ' one rightin ' an error that is ringy as b'ar one twict as strong.

Davy, Davy Crockett, buccaneer of buckskin! Andy Jackson is name of our gen'ral its soldiers who to reg'lar we will put them to the shame varmints of redskin voluntary we ' domestic cause of ll ' we we start the injectors with the target of the certain-fire.

Davy, Davy Crockett, all champion of us!


Directed home of ol stops backwards the a war the place ' but the red pole age leadin ' a glad persecution Fightin ' ' one burnin ' in the rhythm of a south devil to swamps in the trace of Flowery.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Trackin ' redskins for low!

Fought only-it delivers with the war of Injun until creeks was chicoteado ' the peace was inside store ' when this was handlin ' cries risky done hisself a legend for evermore.

Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild border!


It gives its word ' gives it to it its hand that its friends of Injun could keep its land ' the rest of its life where fêz examination of the stand that justice was due each band of redskin.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Holdin ' his expensive promise!


Fer home, winter with its family, happy as the squirrels in ol ' gomam the tree, Bein ' the father who wanted to be, close to its boys as the pod ' the pea.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Holdin ' new its ' expensive ones!


But the ice left ' the warm winds came ' a snow of meltin ' showed that the tracks of the game ' the flowers of the spring had fulled wood with the flame ' that one all the sudden life started too much domestic.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Headin ' in the west another time!


It are through wood we we are ridin ' throughout Makin ' above ' of one singin ' of the wire a song that is ringy as to b'ar ' one twict because strong ' it knows that cause is right ' it aint frequent ' made a mistake.


Davy, Davy Crockett, man who do not know the fear?


It are through wood we we are ridin ' throughout Makin ' above of wires ' singin ' the ' song that is ringy as b'ar ' one twict because strong ' it knows that it is a cause of the right ' is frequent is not missed.


Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know! Lookin ' to fer that a place where air smells clean where the trees is high ' the gram is the green where the fish is fat person in a stream untouched ' teemin ' wood is dream of a hunter.

Davy, Davy Crockett, paradise of Lookin ' to fer!


Now it lost its love that its grief was bile in its heart wanted leaving all ' if it loses in the high forests but it answered preferivelmente to the call of its country.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Beginnin ' its campaign!


Needin ' its aid had not voted the curtain that had put in Davy ' cause was its type emitted until Nashville more better could find spirit of fightin of ' ' a mind of one thinkin '.


Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know! T


he votes were counted ' it had gained the hands bring thus that ' the legend ' had emitted to it to the city of Washin'ton with its more better tender of dress still its outside renown of growin of livin of the brown of buckskins.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Congressman De Canebrake!


It was it are to congress ' also served a Fixin period ' above of the Gover'ment ' the laws fêz examination on of Washin'ton thus that we heered say ' mended above of the crack in the freedom Bell.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Seein ' its free space of the duty! '


its jokes its speeches travelled all through the land ' fêz friends to beat the band to it that its politickin ' was its favourite type ' one all wanted to agitate its hand.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Helpin ' that its legend grows!


It knew when it said it also sounded knell of its hopes for the White House and the fame but it spoke for it are of fort thus that the books hist'ry say ' mended above of the crack in the freedom Bell.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Seein ' its free space of the duty!



When politickin comes done its ' the March occidental person had started for house only thus that its packed its gear ' trusty of the illuminated injector ' for is of grinnin ' to follow the sun.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Leadin ' the pioneer!


A Austin heard thus of Houston ' ' that to the plains that of Texas jest had that to go where the freedom one another one was fightin ' foe ' they needed it in the Alamo.

Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know!


Its land is the greatest ' its land is better of grassy plains to the crest that of the mountain is before us all meetin ' the Followin test ' its legend in the west.


Davy Davy Crockett, king of the wild border!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:10 PM

Some people want the time of summer, when they can schlendern approximately. Schlendernd by that green, it, no doubt is pleasant. But if give me the winter, when snow is the reason, because I found it, when snow was the reason. I continued their small pressure of the foot by snow. found his small foot the Lord in snow prints. bless this happy day, as Nelly their manner lost, because I them found, when snow was the reason.


I'm really spending too much time doing this. I'm getting jaded, however. I've probably translated and rejected about 3 dozen songs altogether.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:15 PM

The above was originally recorded by Invoice Monroe and blue grass the young people.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:19 PM

They can give to each dance with guyWho you the eye, let you it you hold, do not make tightYou each smile for manWho held your hand ' neath a slat moon lightBut not to forget, whom takin ' you homeAnd, in whose arms you go to beSo darlin ' except the last dance for me


Oh, I [ OH -, which I know ] that that sparklin fineLike music ' wine, go and has it funLaugh and sings knows, [ to laugh and sing ] has, but, while we apartDon't giving your heart to anyoneAnd are, does not forget you whom takin ' you homeAnd has in its arms you to be
So darlin ' except the last dance for me


Baby go, you do not know I love you soCan't you believe it if we will touchI you goI to love you OH- left never never you as many can dance, is to be gone and onTill the night be carried goneAnd it time to goIf is, it asks, whether you go to all it you home alone CAN are, must you explain to him that no'


Cause not to forget, whom taking you of home
And has in its arms you to the be
Save last dance for me


Oh go, I the fact that that sparklin fineLike music ' wine, go and has it funLaugh and sings white, but, during we apartDon't giving your heart to anyoneAnd are whom takin ' you homeAnd in has its arms, you to be

So darlin ' except the last dance for me

So, go whom do not forget you, taking you of home
Or in has its arms you to beSo the favourite, do not go not except the last dance for me forget you,

OooohBaby not you except the last dance for me.
You will form you the promise that you store the last dance for ME-SAVE that the latter dance
The all-last danceFor I!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:28 PM

Shotover river, gold, that diminishes he will be which per years in the form of the fact that the color I that considered. And the will by any advantage exactly feels to lady the luck of obvinyayushch, I is which I will race upwards and make an opening clean.

Good bye to the gold never 4 that found, good bye to the nuggets that somewhere abound;
For him it will dream there only that I see that they flash downwards in the dark deep subterranean.

Almost 3 years in the form of the fact that I left to my old mother for the adventure and gold by the pound. With the prospector of the small bar, she was another one, because the Otago hills were jumped.

We worked the small bar throughout Williams and 4 old dry ones of Cardrona of valleys. They prepared a good dust in the Shotover coil therefore we who directed downwards there exactly to see.

We watered and we rocked for the day after the day to make just sufficiently to obtain close;
After this, the terrible flow swept the poor small bar distant spot during 6 days stormy during July.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:36 PM

The person is the moocher here talk ' tournament Minnie now, she is the enthusiastic hootchie-cootcher, she is rough most, she is rough most and she omits,, there was a heart which to the Minnie the whale grows but. [ Shouts with answer back scat singing together is incorrect always. It does to be a thing break which comes after: ] Goodbye d U Nop d U Nop D D myum it is high,! hod U hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! That d U of that d U of that d U that! hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! In order to kick hard the gong in circumference he won the cokie Uss and but now, she loved in the fellow Chinatown who had become Smoky distinction, her, that it had and her which goes, how in her which is visible it dropped that it disrupted. Now, her regarding the wages of Sweden there was a dream, she was the needin', he in her the position family in her which that gives the thing, the A diamond car built in the white gold wheel of the gold and the steel and he gave. Now, he even his wn lake us gives U in her and his race he rolls up, it was each meal dozen process where she eats; She counts and with the nickel ten thu there is it sits and million dollar value, in circumference them all 1000000000 times they are three Uss. The minute when it is poor, the minute when poor the minute when it is poor, it is. Taxi Calloway and 1933 December 18th from his orchestra which is recorded the hemp cloth it holds. Taxi Calloway and his orchestra from 1932-1934; Chronogical bitter fight 544. The person is the moocher here talk ' tournament Minnie now, she is the enthusiastic hootchie-cootcher, she is rough most, she is rough most and she omits,, there was a heart which to the Minnie the whale grows but. [ Shouts with answer back scat singing together is incorrect always. ] Goodbye d U Nop d U Nop D D myum it is high,! hod U hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! That d U of that d U of that d U that! hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! She disrupted the fellow who had become Smoky distinction, he will win the cokie Uss and but she will be wrong in the Chinatown, that she had and her which goes and she dropped she loved, in order to kick hard the gong in circumference he seemed how in her. Her regarding the wages of Sweden there was a dream, she was the needin', he in her the position family in her which that gives the thing, the A diamond car built in the white gold wheel of the gold and the steel and he gave. He even his wn lake us gives U in her and his race he rolls up, it was each meal dozen process where she eats; She counts and with the nickel ten thu there is million dollar value, she sits in circumference and them all million times they are three Uss. The minute when it is poor, the minute when poor the minute when it is poor, it is




clue: Korean!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:40 PM

They you placed inside your,
placed outside at the right foot them at the right foot,
place inside you to them at right foot,
you agitate completely approximately and him.
They make Hokey Pokey, and you turn yourselves around.
On this, is that it is completely

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:41 PM

Oops, that last was me. Forgot to log in.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

Does this rank in chienchien angle require in the window? Waggly tail that. Does this rank in chienchien angle require in the window? I desire the fact that chienchien this is sold.

If I do not take the California travelling, it becomes, in order to mine the pauper to only permission falls to that love and enters.
If there is a dog, it is not because it has in the chienchien newspaper thief who the good house (choir) I shines with the darkness which is there where you read has lamp torches/flares simply.

My love the skin (choir) with that chienchien, it surprises the rabbit or the kitty which you think that directly I we want, does not need in order to protect that.

I do not think that we want ƒIƒEƒ€ which you speak. I do not think that we want fishies where the plate is small.

That walking (choir) cannot take the goldfish of for the sake of

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

And to hear zu one by one Geschichtebout come a man,
who that mountaineer Jed Poor to call,
hardly to hold its family to then draw a day,
which it on food einschoss and up ground to come
one to spout
out oil
which black tea

to cook it to it first thing, that you to know,
so old Jeds Millionaire, to say Kinfolk, move Jed
far from meaning Californy over there places it you,
oughta, therefore to charge they it truck
and they to move on
Beverly hill,
which Swimmingpool-Filmstars

Does the well have to now be known as time that on re-examining,
to from Jed and all its trunks which would like to thank it you, from the people for in you all fall pleasantly in this place are invited of return
to have heaping again to help of their hospitality

Y' all to turn over now, to hear you?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:59 PM

The blue moon of Kentucky, maintenance on shining.
to shine you on that, which and to prove untrue to go.
The blue moon of Kentucky, maintenance on shining.
shine on that which and on the left myself went blue.

It was on Moonlightnacht,
the stars was luminous to shine.
And they whispered on height,
your love said on re-examining.

The blue moon of Kentucky, maintenance on shining.
shine on that which went and said on re-examining.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:11 PM

When first I was I came the Caledonia
And that I started the shipment in the ThreeAnd number I
I started boarding in Donald Norman's
He I had a son I could make tea
And good greater age me and mine shavers of Charlie
The of the brother you to e'er fêz see
We're that it lances conger-eels in the month of April
fAnd the slaves starving in ScatareeI had been to the Norman for a pair of the pound of brochan
A of the soap and a cake of tea
But said Norman that of this the started abundance fish of them
Till in ScatareeSo me did not exceed great its harbour
Just in the purpose for seeing spray
I watched maiden of over
She of Boulardrie seemed me as the Oueen of May

Now if I had the penalty of Pennsylvania
And if I had the paper of white
And purest if I had the ink of the true note of the love of morning
A rosy until you I write

But that I desire that I was in ocean
As deepest far of the land because I could be
Or that sailing on the love of the deepest woman of ocean
Where would not bother meI'd place my head a barrel of brandy
And I am dandy I I make the declareFor when I am drinking me I am rare thinkingHow I I can earn that new Mrs. fair

When first me was came the started shipment CaledoniaI in the Three

And number I started boarding in Donald Norman's
4He had a son could make the good tea



**********

ps Strangely, in this translation, the daughter has a sex change!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:12 PM

Well the bee bop lula, is not it my bee of baby bop lula,
me meant bee bop lula, it is perhaps my bee of baby bop lula,
me meant bee bop lula, it is not perhaps my headstock of baby
my headstock of baby,
my headstock of baby

It is good the girl in the red Jeans blue
who it is the queen of all Teens,
it one woman is that I know that it that is,
me likes thus

Do not tell you the bee bop lula, are my bee of baby bop lula,
me mean bee bop lula, they are perhaps my baby are bop lula,
me mean bee bop lula, they are not perhaps my headstock of baby
my headstock of baby, my headstock of baby

make us they twist when...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:24 PM

I have come to impregnated contact of a gin,
Queen of the barroom to Memphis, she I have tried to take it upstairs for a turn.
It has had to raise it to right through cause that of its shoulder ' I cannot seem hardly in order to drink them outside of my mind.

She is the Gimme women, gimme, gimme of the tonk of honky the blueta of the tonk of the honky.

I have placed divorcee to New York City, I have had to put in on a sure kind of fight.
The mrs. then has covered it of roses, has jumped my nose and then she has jumped my mind.

She is the Gimme women, gimme, gimme of the tonk of honky the blueta of the tonk of the honky. (yeah!) S
he is the women of the tonk of the honky. Gimme, gimme, gimme the blueta of the tonk of the honky. (yeah!)
She is the women of the tonk of the honky.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the blueta of the tonk of the honky.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM

Fact of running in shuffling moving
Verruecktheit of the breath,
that all losers of time,
headlong to its death.
it to believe it in the piston to rub,
it it vapor, which on its old man
Stola Charlie that to brew the handle to break
and the train stopping not,
going no manner, slowing down.

It sees that his/her children jump far
and the stations, one with the other leading.
His wife and her best friend
in the bed and have a recreation.
It does not crawl the corridor,
on its hands and knees
for of Charlie flew to the bottom the handle
and the train which it does not stop,
outward journey manner of slowing down.

It hears the sirens howling,
attracting angels, while they fall.
And that all gaining them of time
A by the balls.
It raises the bible with of Gideons,
is not open for him to a side, one,
god says that it stole the handle
and the train, stops him going
not to slow down in manner.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:37 PM

I am born in the fire hurricane and I shout in mine mA in the rain which leads but it now am completely, in fact, he is the gas!
But it now is completely, I is the gas Jumpin flash ' cat! Gas! Gas!

Does not have the tooth to the sorceress I to grow up, has the beard to teach to me to pass my posteriora components by the leather belt right but it now is completely, in fact, he is the gas!

But it now is completely, I is the gas Jumpin flash ' cat! Gas! Gas!


They submerged to me, in order to they above have washed and are deads I tumble to me to the left side have gotten down my foot and I to see them to bleed have knit the brows to my fruncieron in bread outer covering migas cap to me by a right by mine head but it now are completely, in fact, he is the gas!

But it now is completely, I is the gas Jumpin flash ' cat! Gas! Gas! Jumpin the flash ' cat, is the gas

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:48 PM

To understand I married man are guards, is it very much busy man, tries I that it and I it everything I box, but sometimes one evening, which help I a something believes, which is weak completely alone and pheasants pulling, when I would pull rather with him.


I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the assistant of the Fasanpflueckers and I pull only pheasants lettuce of the late Fasanpflueckers.

I am not pulling pheasant pulling the pheasants, well, which clung I keep, although some agricultural workers him would pull pleasantly I much rather a duck, OH- find, but, to pull geese is wonderful, can I a goose with Muehelosigkeit pull, but, to pull is bare torture, because her have pheasants no fat. I am not the Fasanpfluecker, he on the tiles expired, pulled he only one pheasant and I sit here with pile.


They must pull it freshly, if they are it not unpleasantly, I knew a man in Dunstable, could a frozen pheasant pull are fresh.

They say that the village policeman has pheasant, learning sections with the Vicar from one Sunday to to pull ' twixt the first and second lessons.

I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the son of the Fasanpflueckers, and I pull only pheasants to the come Fasanpflueckers.

My good friend most skillful Godfreys, is really received to it the skill, it may let a pheasant pull, before he strikes the bag.

I try and lend a helping hand, I seize the feathers/springs, it am really this whole pulling pheasant up hold together us here.

I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the friend of the Fasanpflueckers, and I pull only pheasants as means to an end.

I married man hitting in the wood all day, with its rifles, if he could hear me heartfelt cries, then he would surely run, because I had Flaum in all I cracks and there are feathers/springs up me nose, and I am itchin ' in kitchin ' of me the main descent to me toes.


I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the woman of the Fasanpflueckers, and if we pull together, it is a pheasant, which pulls the life!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 06:11 PM

ou them boys of merry sailor men, hear now come with my history,
me are sure that you were a cause in Pity me,
me a young imbecile maudit in the barrier of Liverpool have,
there when I named the head of the sea on my first barrier.

cho: De Oh- Maggie, Maggie can have removed it him with the slave after cruel bank Van Diemans. -,
You stripped OH thus much whalers,
and proportioned, much of sailors
thus any more do not cross however to you road Peter ' round.

I remained at the house, of a voyage of Sierre Leone,
and Zweilbs-10, for one month my payment whole too were,
since I was simple Maggie May called there with my tin jingled
which me taken inside in top, by a small girl.

cho:

OH - that I do not forget the day to him, when I met initially Maggie May,
were never on a corner in the place of manufacture one, in Groessengleichkrinoline,
like Frigate of the line,
and as it saw that I was, gave a sailor me a continuation.

It gave me a saucykopfnicken and an I,
like that clod a farmer,
left coast to coast its to take me with line in the haulage rope,
and under all the normal sail, us, before the storm
and in Nesttavern that sings that we went more according

to at mornings, when I awoke, me that I was in fallow,
ran could aucunes shoes or does not find
shirt or the trousers find me,
when I asked it that where they were,
answers them "wants to say Sir,
them is downwards in pawnshop new No Lewis,

Ainsi, in the Lewis ' I could not of clothing finds,
and this ordinary girl who are far,
and the judge took the guilty police officer found to him,
to strip to him with one more homeward-bounder,
and now corner they time in bay.

* they far von from Liverpool during a one day to connect and send,
the entirety zugejubelten the young man,
while they to the bottom the bay segelte, and each boy man,
it that they to become outside to send this old man Dirne too happy bay.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 08:39 PM

Not difficult to figure out, this one....


* to give three man to leave aus west its fortune for to zu tentative and they serious a John promise to form, Barleycorn (2x)

Fala-Lala to die to have,
one to cause Fala-Lala Tagesfalalalalage O,
reality during one to cause day to sing Fala-Lala

to put they pflog it in three deep putting clods all the furrow on its head and they a serious John oath to form dead Barleycorn

well then to come there a shower rain, which it cloud John to fall, Barleycorn to be born again and thus surprise their good whole

to then come man with large pointed Scythes to cross it far knee to strike they its head against a stone violet and they * barbarously

to good come then from the man with great Flails length to cut it skin bone, which that bad Miller it to use, which which he he enters two stones to rub they he to turn here,

to turn they he to turn he in the bad stable and they he to use there, that that they it in a tank bunged they them will after John Barleycorn to work,

however it to live, for the history to state to us it in a brown old man jug to pour and us it to brew Ale to call

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM

ye ken John bowl with its homosexual coat so? ye ken John bowl at the break of the daily?

Do you do ye ken John bowl, if it is far far away, with its hunting dogs and its horn to

Twas the clay/tone of its horn got me in the morning from my bed and that cry of its hunting dogs have, which became me, those oftimes, which were led for holloa opinion of the bowl, which dead ones or a fox of its camp wake up in the morning ye ken this hunting dog its voice death are?

ye ken their sons of the unparalleled faith do ye ken that a fox with its last breath them all verfluchte, while it died in the morning?

Ken I John bowl and auld ruby, also Ranter and royal and the public Ausrufer, which from the counter acting force to the pursuit, from which pursuit is so applicable to the opinion from the opinion to death in the morning


and I have John bowl frequently and far O'er race by fence and the gate and the staff of low Denton of the cross-beams to the Scratchmere scar followed,


when we for the brush vied then is in the morning here to John the bowl with my heart and soul come abundance,

abundance to it a flowing dish for follow us John bowl thro fair or thro, which is against the rules, while we are waked up in the morning by its horn.



or alternatively, D'ye John Ken Peel??

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:30 PM

The yellow raised in Roofing tiles that I will see me, any other soldier know to nobody his, iego of the soldier only; _ has a shout thus when I he he has a permission, he loves having an opening my heart and if I he never that finds, we never is divided not more of length.


Rosebud is smoother small Roofing tiles than he always knew, he then eye to illuminate as diamonds, flash in proportion with the dew you you can have to speak their more expensive May and to mature lees pink, but they yellow Roofing tiles rose color are only girl for me.


When Grande River works, and the skies starry illuminating it go at night along the river in the reserved summer about which he will think if I that I remember, later when separated of length does, I still promised to return to him and not to go thus ampere hour to me, now I will find, because my heart is full with the together anxiety and we matured the song, that kishes as much and we wished the banjo ago of the game of the glad will, and matured the song of byvsh, and yellow the Roofing tiles rose color will be forevermore my.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:42 PM

I read today information, OH-Junge
on a happy man who formed the degree
to know information were a rather sad
well which, I was to only laugh
to me am seen Fotographie

It roasted to him outside its entendement in a car
which it did not consider that the lights had modified
piles up people who was admitted and stared
its face became ahead considering,
nobody was however sure really, if it were house of the Lords.

I saw a film today, OH-Junge
that the English army precisely the mass of the war
has people had gained far turned,
but I was to look at only,
after the book ichgelesen I had

ichgelesen would like to hang to you...

trailed a comb my head found more
to the bottom my manner took care,
the bed outside fallen and drunk a basin,
and in top looking at, considered me that I was late.

found my layer and seized my hat,
my manner formed flat,
found in top the bus in the seconds and have a smoke,
then somebody and myself spoke

increased ahhhh narrowly...

I read today, OH-Junge
four drillings miles in Blackburn, Irish of cash of local area network
and although drillings are rather small,
they were to count information it all.
They, of drillings wievielen know now take to him, for the Albert resounded to fill.

I would become like to hang you.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 05:22 AM

OH Danny, the pipe boy, had indicated the throat pipe to the throat, with the summer which vibrates, with ' tis all flowered mold mountain side you, ' tis, must go to you and I must wait for.

But behind comes you so in preceding or, if calmly in the base inferior and white tis and snow ' I there to solar or slight difference OH Danny is in the boy, the OH Danny boy, I likes you liking that.

And if you come, if all flowers died with are I have died, how died pours out me to be able your it to come, the place discovered, I was located and "main road" to invest in the knee in legendary there for my sum.

And I hear, the tho switch it ', you adopts the step above me and possesses my hot dream and exactly morning you, Si you can with me explain that you simply like my me, the sleep in peace time, came until you in the home.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 05:52 AM

the morning, it is, since you are him, since you are me and all we see sums together how one sees it like the pigs of short rifle, such as they are me to have sat crying over Cornflakes fly which that the car of packing Korporation T-Shirt waits, comes, one Tuesday stupid man strapping to you a boy insolate be that you made raise you a long time your face

I am it am eggmen me am Walrus
Goo goo G ' joob that eggman

Mister the urban police officer who sat small pretty police officers in a series, to see how they see as of Lucy in the sky flying, such as they are me me cry plamment, me are a business Vanillepudding fat content of yellow torrefaction crying of Priesterin the pornographic boy of Fishwife Crabalocker the eye died dog, are been to you a girl insolente to be run to be able that you leave to the bottom your Knickerbocker

I am it am eggmen me am Walrus
Goo goo G ' joob that eggman

Seats in an English garden which it sun awaits, if the sun you, do not come, receive a number of acid of the position in the English rain

I am it am eggmen me am Walrus
Goo goo G ' joob that eggman

An expert, smokers texpert not to think you that puddle pools with you sees, as they see you like pigs in a pigsty, such as they are snide me crying Griesspilchard who rides Eiffel test of Penguin fundamental of the hares Krishna singing man, should have seen him Edgar taking a step those bird of recreation Allan Poe smile

I am it am eggmen me am Walrus
Goo goo G ' joob
Goo goo G ' joob
Goo goo G ' goo
goo goo G ' joob goo
juba juba juba
juba juba juba
juba juba juba juba
juba juba that eggman

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 06:07 AM

In Zuid-Australi„| one born to me! To go puff! To go distance!
South - Australia for Hoorn end!
We are required for Zuid-Australi„|!
Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance!

Road Zuid-Australi„| already peyet to me it is required to us in order to hear!
In the form of the fact that 4 market for the morning was, there they find my nancy 4 blair.
Sacud in the summit, sacud 4 its, sacud 4 our return and 4 we return round city.

Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance

There grieves ain ' t but thing my opinion, must leave my nancy blair.
And in the form of the fact that wallop makes around Hoorn end, you to yo„Œ d christus after 4 are brought never to this you desire!


Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance


On the free flight to Vallipo, northward on Callao.
It is located again in that blessed liverpool, to it pays to me as bloody to confuse!

Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance

It were cultivated 4 born liverpool and liverpool, is longer time in the weapon and thickness in the head.

Oh, rock ensures circulation with respect to the boys, is obtained this vloekbaan with respect to the boys.


Puff going, you are rolling king, to go puff! To go distance

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 06:38 AM

Hang it down their head, Tom Dooley case down their head and cry killed bad care Laura know it that it jumped, in order to die it took it on slope, as God Almighty white that you took there them on the slope and they hid you clothes?

You took it by the roadside, in which you asked to be excused to you took it by the roadside, in that you them shoes hid there you took them on the slope, in order to form them your wife, whom you took them on the slope in that you it the life lasted there taking you my old violin down and if you do not play it.

Please this time tomorrow as you, it are use to me I dug serious four a foot long, I dug him three foot deeply and throwed cold loam more o'er her and tramped it with my feet this world and then, where you compute me, if she had not been for Grayson, I in-been in threshing floor lake to be

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:06 AM

The lorry train, fast lorry train of lorries of trains that goes so much, lorry train that goes so much fast I request it does not say who train I thus am they do not know where me they go

Lorry train, lorry train, that goes round the lorry train of bendings, lorry train, again one from these days, turn that educate round

Go back in the domestic city my more place would wish I am a more place that I would love to see in order to I am careful those old blue mountain of ridges anarrjhoy'maj while I lead old number nine


When I die I request with ca'bte deeply under in the end of road of chestnuts thus I can hear old number nine kacw's it goes near

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:07 AM

Eensy-weensy the cross of arm is assembled the casing of water. The rain came to the bottom and washed the cross of arm outside. The sun came and dried the whole rain. And eensy-weensy the cross of arm is again assembled the casing.

How "spider" became "Cross of arm" is beyond me.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:25 AM

Well, I am a logger, he is good, the 1 Japan and China that the my all sleeps of night he functions,

chorus which he is a logger, he is good, he works all the sleep of night, the 1 Japan and China.

I cross to the top being Kinosita, I eat my lunch, I enter the room of toilet, Wednesday when I went and making shopping applied butter to the scones for the brown one.

It being Kinosita, the chorus which is cut upwards, it eats this lunch, it enters the room of toilet, Wednesday when it went and the purchases applied butter to the scones for the brown one.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:54 AM

OH -, I am descended the south to see my salt,
sings Polly with Wolly Gekritzel the whole day.
My Sally the morning spunky Polly with gallon,
Wolly Gekritzel sing the whole day.

Cho: Tariff thee well, tariff thee well,
tariff thee well, my fairy Fee,
because me to be goin ' Lousiana to see, my Susyanna,
to sing Polly with Wolly Gekritzel the whole day.

OH -, my salt, only sings them the morning a fair,

with of Polly Wolly Gekritzel the whole day.

With buckled eyes and you sing the hair laughing,
with of Polly Wolly Gekritzel the whole day.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 08:50 AM

The woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of woman king of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of well, depending upon Ohio state king.

The nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of nose king of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of well, depending upon Ohio state king.

As for this you were surprised, the boy who designates the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of the king who designates the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of the king as the powder depending upon Ohio state as the powder.

Well with britches of the boy who with britches of the boy who designates the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of the king as the powder depending upon Ohio state designates the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus Were courthouse of fair passssssssing of the king as the powder, the spark the fascinate magical using and the spark which put in place departure are done the fascinate magical using stitch which puts in place departure the stitch which is done.

As for fascinate magical errand the stitch which gives out the spark of britches of the boy who has become the powder which is put the nose of the surface of the woman of harem of the Caractacus courthouse of the king is not possible and you saw to be, if with you think!

They crossed exactly.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 09:07 AM

The group of Goole of silicon, Goole, Goole, Goole and watch was?

They are those that are united?


Of the group that goes they are those that are united the group that goes.

The group of Goole of silicon, goalie, goalie, goalie and watch was?

They are those that are united?

Of the group that goes they are those that are united the group that goes.

Sheila of hail and shale Hail de Ohm, state of Ohio and state of Ohio of hail of shale -, been of Ohio of hail of shale of shale Hail, hail and shale of Ohio it indicates Ho.

-. Wally Shelly, Wally Shelly, Wally Shelly, Wally Shelly,


Oomph, Oomph, Oomph and Oomph.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:19 AM

A garbage disposal man of my old man it carries the hat of a garbage disposal man, who it fermented "blimey" trousers carries, and it lives in one advice level!

It looks a correct nana in its large large shoe nail loadings, which it has such a job pull up ' EM which it ' called EM "Gaensebluemchenwurzeln

now gives peoples tips at Christmas, and some from them forgets
so, when he waives their sorting drawers,
it buries some on the step
now an old man received bad, and wrote the advice the following mark,
which my old man went over there, it punched it up froat!

One day, in such a haste, he missed the sorting drawer of a lady, which he had not gone, but some yards, when she hunted, after he cried her out to him loud, in a language right of the heart

"you missed me; am I too late?" "No., hop above on the cart!"

Now a garbage disposal man of my old man, he has a heart of the gold,
which he heiriet recently, tho it is 86 years old now!

We said "here! Case on, dad!

They receive behind your highest perfection!"

He said "well, if you reach my age, it is fair to lead the time!"


He found the head of a tiger nailed one day, on a piece wood
the tiger, which became to geschauen rather miserably,
but I assume that it became straight
then, from out a window, a voice belonged, over too jammern should: "

' Ere! Where am I head of the tiger?" "four foot of its end piece!"


If it may not be dressed working good my old man,
it sets a complaint and a latch plate,
for clean pants and a waistcoat.
It looks a correct Geck, but there is always thing injustice,
stops it socks of its garbage disposal man -
and phew, her the not half pong

a garbage disposal man of my old man he carries the hat of a garbage disposal man,
who he fermented "blimey" trousers carries,
and he lives in one advice level! T
he following mark you do not see a garbage disposal man,
A-lookin ' completely the slat and sadly
step it in the garbage pail, it could my old dad!^^^ be

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:31 AM

The supremely beautiful bean fun was the lookin' farmer who is,; Him when there is a different face, him vast quantity weller the ball theyn the place; But him it puts on and it wins the beautiful show from the wrong queered. It was steamboat funnel and railroad arch together, or the Blackwall tunnel together,; Ten l cases where you the ball, him him will put on the burden it is an egg l thing which it spreads out. When now the burden this walkin which is poor approximately being thin, - the child whom it spreads out all outside, is a possibility the fact that it will shout, -

"Mouth! Mouth! North and south! "He which it will put on receives", the Blimey! Now he will be the baby, week Ohio luvver! Him it will be poor and long the muvver which becomes will be wrong in the shovel and it fed. Interval! The poor crack! In order to laugh Iss there is not he assuredly. ' His complexion will become dark anti- inside and theyn the place he phey ni is in the Cos and the quid,!

It grows like this, Ohio week! Ohio Lumme! He that is a possibility of whispering inside the ear of that oneself and all - fun he isn't? In order to cool his thirst now, he has the beverage from my thing and he goes and. He gets and to be like that 1 dense morning he drinks, he and the fact that it yawns inside the road and it puts,; And the old person who is poor was delivering the coal last in side. He shot his burden now to respect and when being thin, he fell inside the road and at the outside which it will put on he saw, -

Mouth! Mouth! North and south! Him which it will put on it receives the Blimey. which Now the old person who is poor is short and it was a farmer whom it sees; He will fall and he will put on and when seeing, he the basement had hazard it and he went,; And him with swallow and his mouth right - joke sso! Now the soul which the burden is poor 's the coal is sufficient to get the boat and - he the nose khu the lump coughs with the high piece!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:33 AM

You cover of will load of will of benefit of hats, from or of the protections you or of the ghette from the carrying bows of WITH of you, you coverings of vestments and the ace, you of the you of which of is them bought places will be extradites Brompton of the In of low?

It will be or benefit two coverings ago cotton, connecting rods of the ace of forgotten those always of gotten of is?

These simply of substances is I march - distant improves it the will be guado.
You the substance make the guado end in to order showing the peoples, the guadi you the end frighten the blue of to of boils it of the foemen of its of moved away and the extremity of its of the to starter shaft of to order of the it of the shining of the tert of to it gives you the tail and the its of the to order to starter shaft abdomen.


Of British of old the in that one of the had hit to never - how much excellent one or guado of nibyd6 so in to order adapting maize maizes of feels of the you of the waves of or of elbows of the to of or of the throat of to - or portnoyakh, the will be of there the you blowed!

The entirely English crossed di Romans you one of the channel odet ' nnyy will be goes In you you of the advanced part and not flannel; You the half the guado it gives you the dot not man ' ll that garment-we the maizes make that this Saxons, plums of the you in to order you intervene with the points of its, because you making you the base you will be or you cherepashok we britches, we we you plough guado of one of you have of we of which, you are of it those necessary we you dress that will be you do not gnezdem you will be the pulci of the ace.


Romans, WITH exception of the armors of its, the made Saxons, the pigiami of its, the was hairy of coverings will be the goats of the ace, you gorillas, the yaks, dogs you the leccano documentalista and you.

You of the In the reason of the guado of its of WITH of Snowdon of the to starter shaft of to order of maizes March to never you the or of ymi or of the to get or you maize of ymi.

You the maizes of the is you always sew additional key, or guado AGO the GUADO (or, glory you the woad!)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 11:04 AM

To flow? then mix awning?, ?elephants intelligent, had Nellie are the name.

Dark, 1 mocha die? Moves, in Hindustan it light shortage in the started is, not you later not Kan?

The? Sub - in elke? Possible?? Second respect its!

The elephant Nellie vulde? Trunke, in?

Way, if he mentions wax trumpety?

Kozyrya unto trump trumpfs trumpfs!

The new elephant Nellie vulde?trunke, which kyli'cike in bush. Trumpety you teveel? Yu yin?

Trumpfs trumpfs trumpfs trumpf!

Massive? is as from steam onmiddellijk?

To above. These, dating 1 nocuous?

Met, form Write/light Street? ? ? ? ? !

Mocha, because, in? Territory Nocha??It dance are. As Grote?

Five, which the leven?

And immesurablement evle'j'date Nellie?

You are, suitable? Because het??

Human leg Nellie? Tests have ordain to the? above the acanthi elleboog?

picks massive is? Is are, approve maakt? Do쳌fs to aanval? It?to possible are!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 11:16 AM

'The raw skin of rollin ' of Rollin ' of rollin ' of Rollin of rollin ' of Rollin ' of rollin ' of Rollin and rollin and rollin and rollin and rollin!

However river extended has, Rollin ', rollin ' and rollin ', which I thing of missin ' of completely, because good victuals and love with the leather

Wishin ' my gallon my side, which rollin ' raw skin rain and the wind and the rain of hellbent Doggies ' the end of my riding in a car kissin, which is relatively maintained,


{Refrain} wait, do those, in order to move, do, in order to take the line, do, in order to move the line, which do to take to the movement, in order, the raw skin, which he rides and/or rides in, counting pulses and/or take from to the computation, travels, which hide raw line you that one disapprovin ' those, which are maintained

Doggies however movin, ', ', movin ' are and movin ' movin, that maintains the raw skin that appropriate rope of those the fact that you do not become tried to understand, high to be living into the order courses and, which concerns us scold those, broad my central calculatin ' are finally the end of my riding in a car relative, my applicable love waitin ' waitin, which ' is

{Refrain}, Hyena! {Refrain} Rollin ', rollin ', rollin ', Rollin ', rollin ' and rollin ' Hyena! Rollin ', rollin ', rollin ', Rollin ', rollin ' and rollin '

Hyena! Raw skin! Raw skin!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 11:28 AM

You the diamond up comfort of the world height the thing go out together like this inside sky and you wonder as to peel, it glitters and the enemy whom it glitters the star

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 01:45 PM

4 generations of this one:


...this Song, which never to finish,
continue right and above, my friend some person,
to sing to start, not to know that and they to continue,
for always singing, right because
this Song, which never to finish...

...this song only never, in order to terminate
continue well and over my friend
a certain person, in order to sing the at the beginning,
in order not to know that and they, in order to continue,
in order to always sing gerad,
because this song, that never, in order to terminate...

...this Song that never, to finish
not to continue and rueber my friend
a certain person, to sing at the beginning,
it not to know that and, to continue,
gerad to always sing,
because this Song who never finish...

...this song that never not to continue in order to terminate,
in order and mean more rueber friend
a certain person, in order the at the beginning to sing it,
in order to know and,
in order to continue gerad always not sing,
because this song, which never terminate...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 03:15 PM

If midnight comes, stage of the return of the good people; Seek your covers and your bed of feather/spring now.

The Room is more rueber the vagrant, his voyage.

Provide the old man von Traeumen to the top of the night, result of John to the top of the night to the old man von Traeumen of John.

Above the hills the sun was lost; Obacht of tomorrow is much of dreams, the left house that the vagrant is more rueber, their voyage.

Provide the old man von Traeumen of John the density, result the density with the old man von Traeumen. of John are man and Master to the top to the top the night one.

All the things are on an equal installation, if the day took place.

The prince and plowman, the Slavic citizen and of honor.
All find their comfort in John old man of the dreams, all find their comfort in the old man von Traeumen of John.

Now, as you the clearly flying away sleep the dreams come;
The falcons of the morning cannot damage you here.
The sleep is a river, on always flows, and for your Segler you choose the old man von Traeumen of John, and for your Segler you choose the old man von Traeumen of John.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 03:23 PM

Heh. :)

That us to dance to be able,
if us to be able your friend behind
' A cause to let itself wish your friend not to dance
And if they not good they not of friend von to dance me
I to say, be able to suit us, where us zum
A-Platz to wish, in which they never to find
And function us to be able, like us von aus of this vacancy
True broad back to outside come
And us dance to dance to be able! *

To be able us to go, if us zur at the young night to wish and thus I
And us capacity true clean our hat our foot to equip
And ' EM with that captions to surprise,
To be able to function us,
If, if us not nobody will
And to function you true capacity hard and total to eliminate
And I like imbecile I to function to be able to

Say, us to be able to dance, us to be able
All to direct outside to dance,
Which to dance us o be able, us to be able to dance to
Us to make they wall wall dance us to be able, us to be able
Each sight your hand
To dance to dance us to be able, us to be able each to dance
Takin to wish you, ' the cha-a-a-ance

Sicherheitstanz that we do not have itself
Your life whole let us wish and the well,
As we deceive it, going, them to so a long time never lose
Let us work of Everything' ll
Me declaration towards the line which we can dance,
If we cannot your friends behind
'Cause we let wish your friends to dance and if they do not dance
Well, it of friends of me are him to

surely dance sums, of Oh- are him to surely dance
Must surely it be danced

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM

the day of summertime in the month May the Billy Boy came hikin "under a shady byway near in ka'lamo sugar that was lookin" for likin "as at length this tragoy'dise a song of ground of milk and honey where one useless can to remain for many one day and does not need any money

In the big mountain of candies of rock, is a ground that fair and luminous, the booklets is increased in the bushes and sleeps outside each night.

Boxcars all are empty and the sun shine each day are forced to go where there ain't that no snow where the sleet does not fall and the winds does not blow in the big mountain of candies of rock.

In the big mountain of candies of rock needn't you do not never always change your socks and the small currents of alcohol they come a-flow late under rocks

OH the huts that all should place peak in their hats and the bulls of railways are blind there a lake stew and the whisky also and you can kwpilati'sete front in your canoe in the big mountain of candies of rock

In the big mountain of candies of rock all spo'les have the wooden legs

the bulldogs all have the lastjhe'nja teeth and the hens give birth the soft-boil eggs

box-cars all are empty and the sun shine each day


are forced to go where there ain't that no snow

where the rain does not fall also the winds do not blow

in the big mountain of candies of rock.

In the big mountain of candies of rock the prisons are constituted by the tin that you can slip right outside again

hardly you are there ain't no one konto's-antjmetwpjsme'no spade no axis, you saw or select i

you are forced to remain where you sleep all the day
where they hung the shake that invented the work

in the big mountain of candies of rock the

OH, the buzz of bees in the trees of cigarettes,

"Neath the source of soda of trade and the lemonade springs where the bluebird tragoyda' in big mountain of candies of rock

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 03:43 PM

A girl of country of North to London east all with her nature fled which did not approve him and it not cried and him is sighed and him him hands ausgeprgessen and cried,

OH- me in north wishes certainly still me that to be could.

Choral society:

For the oak and ash and bonny the tree of ivy all flower you and flower you in my country of North.

As sadly myself and bejammere my dear house in which young men and Lasses durchstreifte form the hay,

in which the bells sing it with fasten and with the small birds and Maide and the meadows are pleasant and homosexual.

No doubt, I wonder, me could not bind to of Muehelosigkeit,

Weary it bonnie is, liked comes however the young man which I owe wed, the country of raised North its and must themselves carry return to my country house of North.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 04:02 PM

more Óer of awa noo of Charlien bonny ' surely the friendly pipe, Mony that a heart adapts twa, if it becomes more néer again none of ye, which is again returned? none of ye again returned?

Lóed canna of ye is not better of ye, which was again returned? Ye trusted its men of hieland, it trusted to it dear Charlien!

They Kent seins to hide to itself in the ravine the death and exile, which are the English bribes braving, were ' in puir and from useless this

Tho ' are more puirer we maun, buy them of canna from Siller the heart, hot blow for thine and thee.

We watched out thee in gloamin ' hour the fact that we are thee in the grey from mornin ', although thirty thousand them gíe zerstoesst


OH -, nane watched out there, which was betrayed it! Of laverock to the sweet the note and that sang long, Liltin ' violently to the ravine however to me that it sings too, "not of ye, which was returned again"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 05:27 PM

They you did not explain him, come indeed around would like
your face, you see here disappearing better
fire in their eyes than and their words are really clear,
right impact that it thus strikes it you

They improve improve to you do what
you would not like to see a race, not a blood, are not machomann
who you would like durable, to be better done to be able, which you can,
therefore it strikes it, but you would like to be bad

Straight lines the impact it, struck, struck, striking him to him,
it nobody to be put in failure would like to show them,
such as funky and your fight it not with which is strong
is straight lines impact false or right,
struck straight lines with impact,
struck straight lines to him impact,
struck straight lines to him impact,
struck to him constitutes

It is outside to receive you you, of better holidays,
while you would like to be would not like a boy,
you a man being who you would like to remain alive,
done better to be able, which you can,
therefore to strike it,
with right impact him

They must show them that you really you do not play scared,
with your life, that this one is not truth or make confidence
which they make to a step you, then striking it you,
then it explains it you that it is adapted,
that to thus strike it you,
to be bad to want for you however

If you strike it thus, to strike, to strike it to him -, to strike,
to nobody one puts it in failure would like to show them,
such as funky, your fight not with which is false,
or right straight lines the impact struck,
struck struck him, him,
striking constitutes to him is strong

Straight lines the impact struck,
him with impact,
struck to him,
struck...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 05:53 PM

Somebody explained once that me,
the world which will roll me,
is not I the tool schaerfste
in that hall it left it
dumb its finger and its inch
in the form of L on its Forehead looked at

To begin that well years to come and it to stop not that coming,
returned which directing and I that race of ground,
wasn't judiciously to make so much live not recreation,
struck, your brain receives intelligently,
however your head receives, dumb,
to see so much,
therefore is that with taking roads postpone false?
If you do not go, you know yourselves never shine never,
if you do not ignite...

Hey now, are you a star of universe,
receive your play above, do not go now a play,
Hey, are to you a star of rock,
receive the publication paying,
all which is gold sparkles,
stars that germinating the form break above, of maintenance

It is a fresher place, and say to him that he,
becomes you now zusammengerollt, period of waiting ' cools,
until you became older, the men of average asks however,
to be different and by the drilling in the illustration by satellite,
the ice which we receive eislaufen, the water to judge rather thin
which receives warmly, to thus swim you moreover could,
my world on fires, as him?
That is the manner that I want him and I never receive perforated

Hey now, are you a star of universe,
receive your play above, do not go now a play,
Hey, are to you a star of rock,
receive the publication paying,
all which is gold sparkles,
stars that germinating the form break above, of maintenance

Somebody asked for once, I could save a some-a modification around gas,
owe me yep received far from this place,
have says me, with the EC what the concept,
could use to me a little combustible itself,
and we could all the use weak modification

do they collect the years well to come above, and they do not stop coming,
returned with the directives and me strike the race of ground,
were to him not to live for recreation,
your brain do not receive judiciously intelligently, your head receive however,
to see so much, so much dumb,
therefore is false that with taking back roads?
If you do not go, you do not know yourselves shine never,
if it not one ignites, therefore

Hey now, never are you a star of universe,
receive your play above, go now a play,
Hey, you are a star of rock,
receive above, of maintenance the publication paying,
all those it are, sparkle a gold only,
you break stars germinating, the form,
all those who is not all those but,
sparkles which is all those but,
sparkles which is gold sparkles,
stars that germinating the form breaks.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 06:37 PM

I'll just have to stop reading this thread - it's warping my mond. No I'll leave that typo - it's somehow appropriate to this thread, as you'll see.

I now am unable to open any other thread here without my mind trying to do the same sort of mental gyrations necessary to process the entries in this thread.

Trying to read any technical questions on recording techniques, I have to keep beating myself to keep making sense, and stop thinking that someone is trying to take the piss out of a serious topic.

~~~~

OK.... sorry about this ..,
Da Debil made me do it!

I will have that to only stop to read this line - mond is warping mine. None I will leave that typo - he is in some appropriate way to this line, because you he will see. I now am incapable to open any here another line without my mind that tries to make the same luck of gyrations mental necessary to process the entrances in this enfío. Trying to read all the questions techniques in writing techniques, I have that to remain myself to beat itself to remain itself to make the direction, and stop to think of that somebody is trying to make examination of the piss is of a serious topic.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 06:55 PM

Down in the Valley to Pray

I went lower to the bottom requesting and studied on the good old woman manner and that which carries starry the crown, good Lord, the manner of showing me. OH -, sinners, do you go yourselves to the bottom, do not leave us concerned to the bottom, would like to go downwards? OH - sinners, you make us go downwards. Downwards in that lowers to request.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:01 PM

This old man, it functioned. He exploited a skill of cut my inch. With you give Knickgeschicklichkeitpaddy-whack, with a dog a bone. This old man came to the house roles.

(that's just the first verse: This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack on my thumb).

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennieG
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:14 PM

Drink pledge with me only with thine augen, and me my;
Leave or a kiss in the basin, and I do not ask around the wine.
The thirst which for Seelendoth to increase,
Doth crave a divine drink;
But I would not modify capacity I of Nektarsup Joves, for thine.

I to send thee late a rosigen Wreath and not so much to honour thee Like giving it a hope, that it not to fade there to be able;
But thou did'T breathes there only and sent'St of return to me, Since that, if him and the odor does not rise, swear me, him, however thee.

Watch out for that rising odor.......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:30 PM

There are a darkness and a side worrying of the life. There is also a luminous and sunny side. Although we meet blackening and the polemic the shone upon side, we can also consider. hold a maintenance on the side sunny of the life on the shone upon side, always on the sunny side. It helps you each day, him completely enlightened, if we hold on the side sunny of the life.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:37 PM

The life is as a railroad of the mountain,
with a coordinator who is brave;
We must make the successful functioning,
of the cradle to the sepulture;
He gives attention to the curves, the mounts, the tunnels;
To never falter, never bobwhites;
It keeps its hand in top of the pressure controller,
and its eye in top of the track.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:43 PM

To another expensive night, because I place myself sleeping
I dreamed I arrested me it in my arms when I woke up, expensive,
I was confused thus that I hung my head and I cried out.

You it is my light of the sun, mine only light of the sun that you makes me happy when the skies are cinereous you never will know expensive, how much I I lack it please I do not remove my light of the sun

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:47 PM

* to balance to you that weak, soft carriage and to come, carry me house. * to balance to you that weak, soft carriage and to come, carry me house. I looked on Jordan and what I saw? to come to carry me house. A volume of the angels which come after me. to come to carry me house. If you receive there, before I do not come, next to carry me the House, my friends me to precisely declare there too, comes to carry me house.

In "Ben Hur" I'm assuming they used the strong, hard carriages for the race. I should stop now, but, as it says in Foolestroupe's last contribution, I must not bobwhite from my mission.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 07:54 PM

Stop! I can't breathe!

Just who is bob white?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 08:06 PM

Gently and tenderly, the Jesus names. Requirement for it and me. see an offer on those of gate, pay attention to him and. to pay attention for you and me. If you come to the house, you come to the house. Ye which at the inert house came. The Jesus names seriously tenderly. From Sinner naming an O, come to the house you. Why would we owe teerig, if the Jesus names? to require for you and me? Why would we owe linger and not its mercies to consider? Mercies for it and me? Time is now, the moments infringements volatile. to exceed you and of me. Shades to seize as soon as beds of death come. to come for you and me. O, bus which admirable loves which it promised. Promising for it and me. Although we have sinned, him a favour and excuses, excuses for you and me let us have.


"If you come to the house, you come to the house" Now, that's deep.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 08:28 PM

a dear female red game. Re, a drop of the gilded sun. Thousand, a name call me me. Company, a long long manner of running. Thus a needle which draws from wire. a remark thus consequences. With Ti, to penetrate with a congestion and the bread. us return too that takes.

That's from the musical "The Clay of Music".

I don't get the "Clay=Sound thing either. Oh, well, that's enough for tonight (no, really), Tomorrow's a holiday, I hope I don't waste it all doing more of this. I'm going to grab a snack and then go to bed. I hope there's some grape congestion in the fridge.

Good night. Steve

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 12:45 AM

A Bob White is a quail.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 04:22 AM

Oh bugger- just one more then...

In Oh- whispered it in the kitchen and him whispered in the hall, flowers of Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny, and the broom with brushes flowers honestly
that the girl of the king with the child suits them to her brother
and the broom to brushes to never going more to the bottom in one way or another.

It killed his sister to the broad stable from Oh- from his father
bonny flowering from broom to brushes, and the broom with brushes does not flower honestly,
with one pfeil and Yewbaumbogen umschlang all on its arms
and suits him to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

And it is necessary y to have, if you hear that me, the noisy cry, with OH - which it broom with brushes flowers bonny, and the broom with brushes flowers honestly,
is him must then me kill to him and one could be there.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

And if it heard that its to give honestly flowers and flowers the brooms with brushes, noisy cries in Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny
the arrow silver plated of its elbow which it suddenly left with fly. And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

and it a tomb to dig, length to dig it, and to dig to flower deep
Oh- the broom with brushes bonny, and the broom with brushes to flower honest,
and it his/her own sister with her child his foot to bury.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

And it went from return the flowering of broom with brushes to the suitable hall of his father,
flowers of Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny, and enjoyed honestly, there fiedelte that and danced and all.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

Oh- Willie, dear Willie, that to give you such pain?
De Oh- of the brooms with brushes flowers bonny honestly and the flowering of broom with brushes,
lost to me a sheath and a measurer whom I again never see.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

There are the ships of your father who flowers completely on the sea ein-segelt, of
Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny, and the broom with brushes flowers honestly
and a finer sheath and a measurer whom they take surely thee.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.

De Oh- is there ships of my father who completely flowers on principal control ein-segelt, of
Oh- of the brooms with brushes bonny, and the broom with brushes flowers honestly,
however a such sheath and the measurer whom I again never see.
And they go to the bottom in one way or another more to the broom to brushes never.


I really like the way the refrain lines seem to change from one instance to another, and the way she gets killed in the second verse instead of the fourth, and the arrow is only silver-plated when it comes back...

It definitely goes to the bottom in one way or another.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:06 AM

The guard made a hunting go and under its coat it carried an arc very for drawing merry small a floor among the so green-O sheets.


The boy of Jackie (main) sing bottom derry of Derry of well of ye

(very well) hé to the bottom (Ho downwards) among the so green-O sheets with my hé downwards in bottom (with my Ho to the bottom downwards) hé to the bottom (Ho downwards) of bottom derry of Derry among the so green-O sheets


the first floor which it crossed the plain, keeps it sought behind still.

Where it is now, it can remain, among the so green-O sheets.


CHORUS next the floor it crossed the brook. The guard sought behind with its hook.

Where it is now you can go and look among the so green-O sheets.


CHORUS keeps It made a hunting go. In wood it caught a floor. It looked at so sad that it let it leave. Among the so green-O sheets.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:29 AM

Robin Hood, Robin Hood, above going through the throat
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with its volume of the men
feared through the bad, liked through good
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood


1. He called largest elbow contactors with a Tavern on the green, which were inaugurated her assistance the people of the king,
the that, it all troubles on the English scene of the country touched on and always found the abundance on the hour,
in order to sing

2. He never did not come to the forest of Sherwood
with a feather/spring in his fighter of hat A
a fight searching, which was always ready its elbow,
and he maintained its arrows shown.
It had it practice, to fight for, which was exact.

3. With the fold of the monk and small John, which went them seeing roguish they formed the contract, which, which different one would not dare.
He took that prisoner whole money, which the bad police head took, and stored much injury a right.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:42 AM

I worked on the railroad that whole leben-lange day. I precisely worked on the railroad, to lead far time. Can't you intend to whistle the impact? Rise in top so early in Morn. Can't you cries of captain the "Dinah hear, roast you your horn"? You do not roast of Dinah? You do not roast of Dinah? You do not roast of Dinah, your horn? Somebody in the kitchen with of Dinah. I know somebody in the kitchen. * somebody in the kitchen with of Dinah, strumming on the old Banjo. * they to sing, "of Gebuehren-FIFIDDLEE-i-o, with Gebuehren-FIFIDDLEE-i-o, Gebuehren-FIFIDDLEE-i-o and strumming on the old Banjo.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:49 AM

My bonnie is the ocean, my lies bonnie the sea, my lies bonnie above the ocean, O takes to me more of more than of return my bonnie.

cho: If you bring back, you take an O to me take return of return to me my bonnie.
If you bring back, you take an O take return of return to me my bonnie.

O impact ye crane on the ocean
O roast ye the crane on the sea;
O impact ye crane on the ocean and take return to me my bonnie.

Yesterday evening, like I put on my cushion, yesterday evening, as I put on my bed;
Evening, since I put myself on my cushion,
dreamed my bad bonnie yesterday was the crane died on the ocean,
the crane on the sea roasted roasted;
Bloen on the ocean have return taken the crane and my bonnie me.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:30 AM

One two three four five times that I still fished a fish
six seven eight nine ten
then of Is alive he left the Pourquoi license that you left to license he?

Roman lettuce he bit my finger as well as the finger that bites? This small finger in the right

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:34 AM

One more before I leave for work:

Are OH -, where you, a Billy boy, Billy boy be? Are OH -, where you been and Billy bezaubert? I am a woman seeks due, it am the joy with my life. It is a young thing and cannot leave his/her mother. She can cook Kirschpie-Chart, Billy boys, Billy boy? She can cook Kirschpie-Chart and Billy bezaubern? She can cook which is guaranteed, to form Kirschpie-Chart you cubic. She is a young thing and cannot leave his/her mother.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:51 AM

If you come out in, today drink you you it are from largely exact surprised. If you came out in, today drink you you go better into the lining. So that each bear, which has always, there meets correctly, because today from the day the bears have teddy their picknick. The time of the picknick for teddy loads, the small bears teddy has a stay, which bezaubert today.
He gives them attention, closes those unawares, and sees her to portion of a picknick in his vacation taking.
He sees gaily gad approximately.
They may play and shout. Never have all care.
In six hours their mommies and daddies them will make for the peace at the bed for examination it, because small bears are tired teddy.

If you came out in drink today, you would improve, thus do not go only.
It is for exterior in the woods today, but safe that ester in the peace provoking.

So that each bear, which has always, there meets correctly, because today from the day the bears teddy their picknick have each bear teddy, those were good today from a pleasure are correctly there lots of the marvelous things to eat on, and from the marvelous plays at more dejouer under the trees, where nobody sees to conceal and search not also by much time, which have its piquen please today from the day the bears teddy

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: sinpelo
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:01 AM

Did Wheear ' because the sin of trunk of your oh see the thee, on
Ilkla moor the baht ' with? ! Did Wheear ' as a sin of trunk of your
oh see the thee? Did Wheear ' as a sin of trunk of your oh see the
thee? On do Ilkla moor the baht ' with? ! On do Ilkla moor the baht '
with? ! On do Ilkla moor the baht ' with? ! Tha be a cooartin ' Mary
Jane on Ilkla moor the baht ' at Tha be a cooartin ' Mary Jane that
Tha be a cooartin ' Mary Jane on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla
moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' with the o' cowd of deeath
the thi one of you wrestling of the bahn of Tha on Ilkla moor the baht
' with the o' cowd of deeath the thi one of you wrestling of the bahn
of Tha of o' cowd of deeath the thi one of you wrestling of the bahn
of Tha on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on
Ilkla moor the baht then ' with the baht ' with vThen us ha moor '
will bury the thee then we ha ' will bury the thee on Ilkla moor the
baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' then
with you worms ' ll cum and eat the oop thee on Ilkla moor the baht '
then ll eat thee of you worms ' ll cum and oop then you worms with the
' cum and eat the oop thee on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor
the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' with then lean the ' ll cum and
eat of you worms of oop on Ilkla moor ' ll cum and eats ducks of you
worms of oop then ' ll cum and eats of you worms of oop on Ilkla moor
the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla then moor the baht
' with us go ' ate ducks of oop on Ilkla then moors the baht ' with us
will go ' ate ducks of oop whereas we go ' ate ducks of oop on Ilkla
moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla then moor the
baht ' with us all ' avenue etten the thee on Ilkla then moor the baht
' with us all we all ' avenue etten the thee on Ilkla moor the baht '
at on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' with [ the
last one towards was added a certain hour later to the original ] It
is wheer than we are obtained the oahn behind on Ilkla moor the baht '
with the EC is wheer we are recovered the oahn which is wheer we are
obtained the oahn behind on Ilkla moor the baht ' at on Ilkla moor the
baht ' at on Ilkla moor the baht ' with

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:05 AM

Mr Happy, I hate to tell you this, but I did My Bonnie back on the 16th Feb at 6.46am. The only difference between yours and mine is that where there was a typo in the original - bloen instead of blown, I corrected it before translating. It was also really hard to work out where to start a new line, so we're a bit different there too. Otherwise.....


Meanwhile,

Did all flowers go to where? Change all flowers it passes to the place long time? Change all flowers in the place before long time? When learning until now, the girl took out them each one? Are them when to learn until now?

Did all young girls go to where? Change all young girls it passes to the place long time? Change all young girls in the place before long time? When learning until now, it has and husband each one? Are them when to learn until now?

Did all youths go to where? Change all youths it passes to the place long time? Change all youths in the place before long time? When learning until now, the military personnel hazard it is thin each one? Are them when to learn until now?

Did all military personnels go to where? Change all military personnels it passes to the place long time? Change all military personnels in the place before long time? When them learn until now, it is thin in the graveyard each one? Are them when to learn until now?

Did all graveyards go to where? Change all graveyards it passes to the place long time? Change all graveyards in the place before long time? When we learn until now, it covers each one with the flower? Are we when to learn until now?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:19 AM

When she was the apprentice tied in the known Lincolnshire, good complete servile my presentation to more, that 7 years, to me to the Punchier, for report to the voices I understand quickly, to the OH -, ' ties my benefit on the shining night per year of station accepted.' Data that the 4 and my comrades were the installation of the closed circuits, of the "Twas there after this ausspionierten distant we more to gamekeeper, because these, were that they had not been interested it, in, extorquent can and a war, my youngsters and in some place to leave jumping, OH -, ' tis my benefit on the shining night per year of station.

Data that the 4 and my comrades had manufactured for new top of 4 or 5 and prinimayushch on ' ESTADOS-MEMBROS, we apprehend the hares of the life.'

We adoption to the life of hare of my youngsters, and for wood OH regulated -, ' tis my benefit on the shining night per year of station.'

I launched it on my arm and posterior these we drag houses that we accept it the house of the neighbour, and vendee it for the crown;

Videos it for the crown, my youngsters, 4 they had said but voices not where to the

OH -, ' tis my benefit on the shining night per year of station.'


The success to each Mr. lives vended of the Lincolnshire in the success to the each savage who would want to vender the possibility of the hares that is to gamekeeper bad each one, it not its red hunting OH -, ' tis my benefit on the shining night per year of station

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:47 AM

Choose your collaborators, the general purpose excavator with my toilet
chooses your collaborators, jumps to my toilet,
chooses your collaborators, jumps to my toilet,
general purpose excavator with my my toilet, darlin

"cannot take a red bird, a blue bird will make
cannot take a red bird, a blue bird will make
cannot take a red bird, a blue bird will make
the general purpose excavator with my my toilet, darlin"

took a red, also beautiful bird
me took a red, also beautiful bird
me took a red, also beautiful bird
general purpose excavator with its my my toilet, darlin '

ruffle e' Na ko' kkjno poylj' egw' pi' ruffle e' Na ko' kkjno poylj', o' morfo epj' located ekskafe' have stin toyale' your moy, to darlin moy "Tis

ga' heap sto va' zo kre' farmhouse, what' ll;
Ga' heap with the vase of cream, what' ll?
Ga' heap with the vase of cream, what' ll?
General purpose excavator with my toilet, darlin of my

"fly to the buttermilk, Shoo, fly, of fly shoo to the buttermilk, Shoo, fly, of fly shoo to the buttermilk,

general purpose excavator with my general purpose excavator of toilets to my my toilet, darlin"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: sinpelo
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:50 AM

OK just 2 verses but who can guess which song?

Problem at the spirit I am blue, but I will be not always the blue
sun, which, on my back door one day goes shining

I steige at this river seizure my old basculante chair down, if
they do not leave to me from the problems that I will tilt outside
there in function

I'd love to hear Sonny & Brownie do that one!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:02 AM

"A Bob White is a quail."

What instrument does he play?

A Banjo - in qualing style....

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:03 AM

The donor of synchronization of my grandfather was too high for the rack,
therefore it ninety years was on the floor which it was higher around a half as an old man himself,
but it did not weigh pennyweight to more became

him over the morning the day bought that for him it was not its treasure and pride had always been born, him,

for however stopped never yet shorts-circuit outward journey,
when the old man died ninety years,
without TIC configuration of beginning TIC configuration of beginning slumbering seconds of its life TIC configuration of beginning numbering TIC the configuration of beginning which stopped it, shorts-circuit

nor of synchronization of my grandfather was too high for the rack, therefore it ninety years was on the floor which it was higher

around a half as an old man himself, but it did not weigh pennyweight to more

became him over the morning the day bought that for him it was not its treasure and pride had always been born, him,

for however stopped never yet shorts-circuit outward journey, when the old man died ninety years,

without TIC configuration of beginning
TIC configuration of beginning slumbering seconds of its life
TIC configuration of beginning numbering
TIC the configuration of beginning which stopped it, shorts-circuit, not to still go jamais, when the old man died.


If it ahead and behind paid attention
its beams of pendulum much of hours, it
had spent to know as a boy and by a childhood and a masculinity,

the donor of synchronization, its sorrow and its joy seemed and did not attach to divide for him 24,
him with the door with flowering and a beautiful must to enter, however stopped it, close, to go briefly never yet,
when the old man died

CHORAL SOCIETY

my grandfather said that of which it could not employ a civil servant,
would thus find to him reliable,
because it held perfect time and it had a desire with to be wounded with him was due to its place, its side,

they were hung however stopped, close, it to never yet go briefly, when the old man died


CHORAL SOCIETY


it schellte a warning in silence the night, a warning which for years stumm had been and we knew that its spirit for the flight pluming which its hour the departure had come the donor of synchronization held still time with the switch and absorbed play of bell, since us his side being lends calmly, however stopped, to short-circuit, to go never yet, when the old man died

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:26 AM

It operates, in order the n multi description, below which the human being will make, the flexibility golpecito returning it peeled from the gas, the Monday morning Teas,


Reading, effect it went mad and it must discover the drain that it calls it in the carpenter, the wine gas dealers concerned in order it calls


By the Ohio ticket inside facing each other the place back, in it surroundings comfort the different person above all boards which it tears the whole one of it indication which is not did not receive the gas all inside.


It goes out and goes out and it is sufficient from the decline which it constructs the grade B which in right puts them from the whole."


What it discovers the transportation unit of Jingo Gee Gus, carpenter


It until Tuesday, which crosses over to the morning when it talks the Twas,


It, was chiselled he with as for the hammer and all, "view it operates, in order the n multi description below which the human being will make, it by the cable drove the that time pasting nail,


The insect was it all Ohio light all indication which is works.


It operates, in order the n multi description below which the human being will make, inside the move '

All Wednesday of the electrician the Twas, the I it calls the cancer the possibility


The Sea where inside it absolumentabsoluement vice- scope does not approve kHz


Lye thus with outer side of safety bolt doing it is not and it is and, the Sanderson day of the whole indication inside it


Ohio like this all, in order to be continued in the separation seller compared to by the window by the normality I which changes it foot of tomorrow it refers.


It operates, in order the n multi description below which the human being will make, being welded in it torch where


Thursday the Teas comes the separation seller compared to morning and, it cement and from with inside and the song where him the fortune is good


Inside different deciding it, hour will have all inside and the branch


The separation seller whom it puts to it is not compared to, but must arrive me, in order to draw the total one

Ohio wall of it indication anger it will split.

It operates, in order the n multi description, below which the human being will make,

When golpecito gas him that the comfort which will draw going, inside the Twas above the anger will make a first


Friday in the undercoats, he tomorrow all overcoat nook and but to discover each portion which is the chink all, to draw,


There is a possibility of doing to go round inside Ohio where it all indications decrease work Jig An.


Saturday and it shouts Sunday from Monday all inside at day lapse morning the twas in me wine gas dealers concerned An it is not.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:35 AM

Ya have to love that CHORAL SOCIETY that you get in the chorus songs, eh?

Now, on to TV themes, heh heh!

Here all khel their mother the clothes of silk brocade head being young together most talk of the be lady inside 3 people which are the quite love be girl the love which it is bringing with the high piece is,

The talk of the man who becomes here distinction will together live them all and as a but they will be 4 men with 3 person boys of that oneself who will be from total one person there is busy Brady,

When 1st and until them the lady meets this colleague, about the group under the method which sprouts all by that the method where the Brady bunch by Brady bunch us has reached the Brady bunch us who have reached the Brady bunch must form the family these six seals of it compared to very compared to has been

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:39 AM

"jumps to my toilet,"

Well that's one I'll never be able to get that picture out of my mond, and thus never be able to sing it with a straight face again...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:43 AM

Under wrong combining in order not to be the highland in order but stroke, our freedom hazard the RogerRamjet which fights and his eagle lead outer space and it is a day n inside

Only RogerRamjet he by the hero of the hazard our nation under certainty fixes his venture in reverse and he puts and they are our men whom he waits

When the RogerRamjet and his man getting all burglars after, the swallow of the fun which spreads out and laugh all it combines hazard child us it comes

Only RogerRamjet he by the hero of the hazard our nation under certainty fixes his venture in reverse and he puts and they are our men whom he waits

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,ranger steve at work
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:51 AM

work all during the night and a drink of banana of choice of rum (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house), until the morning to come. (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house), from Tag-OH -, Tag-OH -, daylight and myself come wish go to the house. * a beautiful package to mature it of the banana (daylight to come and I to wish to go to the house), to see I great great black tarantula. (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house), it rises with six feet, seven feet, (, eight daylight to come and me wishes goes to the house. Six feet, seven feet, of eight of package of foot acht-Fuss-Buendel. (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house).

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:54 AM

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:54 AM

The Sea where the end is noble and wise to connect and the grudge which is not, the end is end, to talk to the Ed end which justly, justly, anyone goes round again and talk justly justly.

It pastes and it goes to an origin and he in you asks on the end will decrease the answer back which means you will approve. He always is in steady process. In Sea Ed great disaster.

The yakkityEd the yak it does to live the streak person and wastes your time but he when a thing which the silence will talk and one Mister, not to talk assuredly.

When his voice becomes husky until, the end is end, justly, justly, and this one'll great disaster '. It spread out and the end which it talks assuredly electrolysis it did not listen to?

The well listens to this.

The Ed me it is Mister.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve at work
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:04 AM

It's really disappointing when you translate a song and it just isn't all that funny, as in the case of one I just did "Bird Within a Gilded Framework".

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:05 AM

Those are creepy, change are mysterious, the feeling bad Addams family are ooky everything together

As for the house them who are the museum where the people come to seeing really being the Addams family scream

(The edge righteousness)
(small stature it is)
(the candy)

So magical errand the payment Addams family asking/depending of gonna where you are the shawl profit of broomstick of us A who can crawl does

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:16 AM

You are going Scarborough to the appropriate parsley, Sable, Rosemarie, and thermion


Remember that I to one who for once lives there they applicable loving of my was requests you them to educate me a Kambrichemd.


Parsley, Sable, Rosemarie and thermion.

Without any seam or sewing work purifies.
Then it is applicable loving of my requests you it, it in the more yonder

Dry woollen parsley, Sable, to wash Rosemarie and thermion,

Where the risen water more ne'er still the drop of the rain then they fell, is more yonder applicable loving of my requests you it, it

On thorn parsley, Sable, Rosemarie and thermion to dry, which bore bloom,

Since Adam was born then, is never it applicable loving of my now has it me asked that questions three

Parsley, Sable, Rosemarie and hope of the simians


I it there much for me to answer, then, it applicable loving of my if OH -,


Will find you me one morning country parsley, Sable, Rosemarie, and thermion between the sea-foam rubber and the sea-and then to actual them applicable loving


Of my OH - is, will ploughs you it with horn parsley, sales, rosemary and -thermion of a lamb and sows it completely

More rubber with a pepper grain, then, it applicable loving of my is OH -, will


Harvests you it with a satchel of the leather parsley,


The Sales, the Rosaries and the simians and binds above it for all with the feather/

Spring of a pea, then, which are it applicable loving of my hand

If you did and terminated, come if its work

Parsley, Sales, Rosemary and thermion to me for your Kambrichemd, then, which is it applicable loving of my sea-foam rubber hand

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:23 AM

Ranger Steve, if I don't like the result, I just try a different language. I had to try three different ones for the Addams Family before I found one that was even mildly funny!

OK - on a roll now:

Road runner dial tone dial tone the phase which is legitimate put aside and you inside the pile road runner Republic of Ghana you were over in the public road, runs the road runner which back selects all day nose bedspread reel changed his method in him

When him you seize from first until end will be extensive seize, him will be extensive and in the road runner and afterwords you the nose bedspread reel the nose bedspread reel leads in the road runner and afterwords you and it is a road runner and your road runner

He will be wrong and there will be a possibility which he will do when assuredly learning with slow the lower part, that nose bedspread reel U who goes mad with a realness lis is immense? It is poor and the small road runner fun troublesome army song assuredly back is lower part of his idea the runnin' hymn which is legitimate sourly

When him you seize from first until end will be extensive seize, him will be extensive and in the road runner and afterwords you the nose bedspread reel the nose bedspread reel leads in the road runner and afterwords you and it is a road runner and your road runner


So where did they get the Republic of Ghana?

And what is a nose bedspread reel?

down = bedspread?

beep beep = dial tone dial tone :-)

Fascinating!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:43 AM

Troops of gollandetsa Tae and Lizzy Lindsay Ye?


Tae troops husbands of the gollandetsa Ye?

Dutch troops Ye de Tae Lizzy Lindsay?


Do the will have to be my tae fianc3.ee and 4 ardently desired for?

You will be as far as possible I, Mister do not dispatch; you will not be there the state of the gay although you do not have.

Spouts out works like which never not, of fears, is which ii1 it does not make.

Had its matter ii1 of name Rev. A Yushchsya knew the gay, us what we do not invest, to call I horse.

By my name must know that, if you do not know the gay us ye these horse, then a good judge of small ingot of fear, high shifted control of Ronald MacDonald will be Person.

Are Person and Ronald MacDonald fianc3.e kilted the monolog it, which skirt it has a cotton colour of green?

The child, monolog fascinating like kilted his elbow, this will be darlin of tae

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 10:20 AM

since it it long it of the road with a its small number ' the plate of the meat
and the sun outward journey, which on its gilded ' to measure Barnet'
to fall, like angel sky its dunkelblauen ' luminous Hammelfleischpie-Charts.
In my ' west and of germinated of Cupid on the left him there a wave is ' daN and.

It would accept Grecian ' me, ' and ' heather of Hampstead ' two series,
in its ' sunny south ' which that two cha$nes of characters pretty scintillated to bead;
downwards after my ' bread and cheese ' i-Tropfen and murmur, ' please
my storm and polemic, dear Tottie, O, you darlingest the girl!

then Beugenwimmern by its side, to cry that,
then over ' Jennyschutzen ' to admit and test has, to banish,
Wal its ' Jonahs, ' a hydrophobiabarke to give,
(they, ', the Arch one that for Noahs!')
And continuous right my ' to go up and rich ' made with my ' cribbagestoepsel attack.

The ECU its dog of bull that I could stop,
had named it a ' deflagration of gingembre, '
that which says, ', which Henry Meville thinks you is done there?',
And I heard as far i-slunk, ' why, the trunk of Jumbos vehicles!
and the ' Walter Joyce ' of Totties with gilded ' to measure Barnet.'

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 10:33 AM

Well, lonesome nothin ' so calls that, but unsound there is drear in regard to the standpoint of the stick of the pub where therefore the beer has been attached or, dingoes of wildness as for the night from your relative and is not lonesome completely around the camp fire.


The pub where the publican beer which worries for the thing allotment which is good, comes has been attached how is not the terrible place or, trivial, there is the glance of long way on the surface, whether the maid and the actin ' queer of the cock which go to ill humour completely of


-! The stock man that dried to the stick, the lump from that coat which goes due to the throat of the ˆ¥ ‚è being lazy, pulls it rides, but when barman says heavy-heartedly, the pub where smile of that surface does not turn to sneer directly, "can obtain the beer!


"He, as for the chief for covering, the wine where that companion of drinkin ' has been attached, him while hurrying, is, waits but he fears, the dog beer which is with that has been attached as for not to be the pub of for the sake of, the place that master which does not flinch because there is a dog, in the veranda!


As for him it is in order the sweat from that eye which then the vagabond is covered completely with growing, him throws the fact that you say under that roll, wipes it comes, but when being said to him, "as for this me to hear what?


Depending upon me to the pub where 50 flamin ' beer which so you walked heavily have been attached mile!


"Well, the ƒrƒŠ쳌[ train Osamu house - for the first time as for him of that life is the wife whom calm he where the house which goes to that darlin is cool ' makes walk at the kitchen;

She says, "it is quick my valuable,쳌h then he destroys, the pub where the thing beer can be obtained in her does not say.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:06 AM

The old cabbage of kings was an old lively heart,

And an old lively heart was this one this one required its pipes,
And required its basin
And required fiddlers its,
Three.

And each fiddler it had a thin violin, and a very thin violin it had it. V

The violin diddle UEO, diddle UEO, shouted fiddlers, the lively individuals lively is us.

They쳌fre no so equitable like it

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:14 AM

And dewdrops me thee expect the more dreamer beautiful, the greased bell,

Starlight; The tones of the hard world, which was felt in lulled groins, from moonlight changed over everything.

Dreamer beautiful, queen of my song, list, during cortège thee with melodies flexibly;

They went themselves the life care occupy to suspect, more dreamer beautiful wake greased me!

The more dreamer beautiful one wakes greased me!

The more dreamer beautiful outside on the sea mermaids chanting lorelie salvage;

On to be streamlet steams carried, which waits bad at the bright coming morn.

Dreamer beautiful, bundle of my heart, the east in as morn on streamlet and on the sea;

Then you Venus leave the grief clouds, more dreamer beautiful wakes greased me!

The more dreamer beautiful one wakes greased me!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:34 AM

The old person where Michael Finnegan was pulled up, that the taste of healthy chinnigan which increases it was.


Inigan old human Michael and pooch, snorkel which is left by the wind


Then by Finnegan polished in order still it starts.... to think of the person whose activity of the left side which is pulled up


Michael Finnegan is old, winnigin in this way, could, (?)


That Finnegan must go still.

Michael innigin of the person who is begun, bad old this, giving to that competition.


But pinnican and, from intensive the terrible dinnigan reason where when that that of the can which is not that sinnigan in order to pick it went ' they said that (?)

It could point to the fish which grasps that you obtain, innigan which rises with by that shaft it went,

In a certain yard shinnigan isle skinnigan was touched and that it changed after this in addition to the grease of the thinnigan beginning, like this died doing, poor old human Michael beginnigan Finnegan had.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DMcG
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:38 AM

A lady gave in the country of north,
At the broom with brushes of Bonny put the curve,
And it had relatively the exciting girls three,
Company, Lalala, company, Lalala.

A knight of the splendid value
Which also lived in north

The knight of Mutstouts and that gave courageously,
A woman wished him to have.
Struck to him with the barrier with the lady,
One which smoothes, were to him late

...

Maidens so now adapted of any good-bye,
it Song I wish formed


===
I love both the exiciting girls and that the tool ends up wishing it had formed a song!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:53 AM

The departments of, my love, are incorrect you with the transmission,

For with form arm쳌fs it kaka 'troupe the e, which I it has, which, it loved therefore for much time, which in its enterprise one thanks!

The Greensleeves was my whole joy, was Greensleeves the pleasure I, which was the Greensleeves my male rot wild of the gold, and who however pit Mrs Greensleeves.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 01:26 PM

OK, now those of you who are programmers - Write a program to put them back as they were!!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 03:57 PM

I sing in the rain
and precisely sings in the rain.
That for feeling prachtvolles,
I am still happy.

I laugh so dark in top
in top with the clouds,
because sun in my heart
and I am ready with the love.

Let drive out stormy the clouds
of the place to each one,
concerned with the rain,
me have to smile on my face.

I to take to the bottom the way,
with a happy Refrain.
Because I am to sing
and precisely sings in the rain.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 03:58 PM

If a ground nut found, a ground nut, found
found a ground nut me found precisely now,
precisely now a ground nut,
precisely now found a ground nut.

Broken open, broken open,
broken the him to him open one
I fissured it precisely now,
precisely now open, broke him open precisely now.

It was putrefied, was putrefied to him,
was to him was putrefied precisely now,
precisely now putrefied,
was putrefied to him precisely now.

If it ate in one way or another, it ate in one way or another,
eaten me ate it in one way or another precisely now,
precisely now in one way or another,
ate it in one way or another precisely now.

A pain of stomach I received maintenance a pain of stomach,
a pain of stomach received precisely now maintenance,
precisely now precisely now a pain of stomach,
a pain of stomach of maintenance.

called the doctor, called the doctor,
I called the doctor precisely now
precisely now called the doctor,
called precisely now the doctor.

Company, company,
undertaken precisely now,
precisely now a company,
a company precisely now.

died in one way or another, died in one way or another,
died in one way or another precisely now,
I died precisely now dead in one way or another,
in one way or another precisely now.

I went to the sky, went to the sky,
precisely now gone to the sky with the sky
with the sky went precisely now,
precisely now.

Did not become me, me it is not right
which would not take, would not take now,
maintaining skies right would take me,
take me to take not precisely now.

If the other manner went, the other manner,
alley went the other manner me went precisely now,
precisely now the other manner,
went precisely now the other manner.

It did not wish me, did not wish me,
did not wish me wished me precisely now,
precisely now not,
wished me not precisely now.

If a dream were, a dream, was to it
a dream was precisely now,
precisely now a dream,
was precisely now a dream.

Then I awoke me, me awoke then,
me awoke me then awoke
precisely now, precisely now,
me awoke precisely now.

If a ground nut found, a ground nut, found
found a ground nut me found precisely now,
precisely now a ground nut,
precisely now found a ground nut.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,ranger steve at work.
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 04:19 PM

"Tones of the hard world which was felt in lulled groins" - what poetry. It almost improves on Foster's original lyrics.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:34 PM

Downwards in that lowers, those hang lower so slightly, your head more rueber, to intend the wind to roast. intend to roast the wind to like you if, you intend to roast the wind. If you hang more rueber your head, you intend to roast the wind. If you write the letter to me, you send it with the post office. you in Obacht of the Birmingham-prison send. The sun of love of pink, purple likes the cable. Angels in the sky know you me like. establish to me high a lock with forty feet, therefore I can see them, while it goes up beyond that.

The line starting "The sun of love.." in real life is "Roses love sunshine, violets love dew". This is the second time that "blow" translates into "Roast". I don't get it.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:45 PM

All the day I confront the wasting unfruchtbare without the taste of water, fresh water. * old daN and I with the throat to burn dry and thus the cry for water, expenses, free water. Feet In are, him yearning for rights a thing more like water, water fresh wund. And with the paddle I awake and baille and order more, with water, fresh and free water. Do not hold to move, of the daN, hear on him, daN, are to him the devil, a man, and it extends those extreme sand with water. Can't daN, see you this large green tree, in which the free company of water and him me and to await there you? Fresh and free water.

This is the second time that "Dan" is translated as "daN" I'm understanding less as I go along. stevE

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:50 PM

"it kaka 'troupe"

That Damn Fooles Troupe gets in everywhere...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:56 PM

see you stumbling to the bottom, pledging their loves on the ground. You solitairement give me however to involve found freely and that stolperntumbleunkraeutern. Of Obacht of the past are. to go nowhere, I precisely find however where the trace is completed and involved stolperntumble, with that cleans. I know carried, when the night went, those of a new day at dawn. I hold to involve. In my heart Song is deep. Here, at the distance I belong and involve that stolperntumbleunkraeutern.

stolperntumbleunkraeutern = tumbling tumbleweeds.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:09 PM

OK, let's gather around the piano and sing some show tunes:

I frequently went before on this road. But Plasterung always differently under my feet, front. In a train if I am seven stories which are raised and I know, are on the road, in which you live. There is lila trees in the heart of the city? can you hear Lark in another part the city? pours each door enchantment? No, is right him on the road, in you lives. And, OH -, this very high feeling that I receive from the knowledge which you be narrowly. This submerging feeling that each possible moment you can appear sudden. - Stare And opinion of anybody. It does not disturb you me, because there is nowhere besides on the mass which I would be rather. let go to beyond time. I am not interested, if me here on the road, in which you can be to live.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM

In bottom behind gasworks, bellow in Rawtenstall, which is a small city in Lancashire.

Last night of Saturday, me and stable-lads, Ee by gum us ' announces some good cheer reet.

There was ice skims, the switch supports, coconut, and waxworks, figure eights and roundabouts, and were not us was deflected very when we hear the showman shout: the "Oh, rolls above, rolls above, comes to see large girl, forty of rock ' loveliness the and clean ones of the piece ever' there their."

Ee was ' large, accent of Wi' T in the large one, and all wi of the fellas ' which goes borer maintained to give him an excavation.

Was a large large lassie, as its frame were above molten air did not know that of wi ' I declare. Good Everthin ' was champion, until some clown silly, stabbed it with a bolt - said the showman with a frown "all the hands to stable-lads of the bombs, goin of the boat of the thousand ' in bottom", in the annual fair of Rawtenstall.

"Rolls above, roll above, see Marie the ' myst' ry, the payment Monsieurs one to tan with being satisfied in blackness."

They in were stable-lads, only for a peep, the showman drew a lever and landed in a heap.

Well, has in drawn bottom ' in it in, in the line at the bottom, frills and the things for which the ev' ryone v.

With shoutin ', screamin ', ev' rythin ' were a front, me saw some things that amusing I never VI in all the life of the thousand, I saw some amusing things I never VI above the woman of the thousand, in the annual fair of Rawtenstall.


"Rolls above, roll above, come to see mermaid, see you charming lady, half of a woman, half of a fish."

They in were stable-lads, for dele to show are not swank, when little Tommy Higgins put some whisky in the tank.

Well, began frisky, swimmin ' in the whisky, and when came above for the air, yields with the audiences, gave its tail a swish, its tail which came outside and really looked at delish.

It said "this which you want the boys, ' meat or fish" of the piece one, in the annual fair of Rawtenstall. "

Rolls above, roll above, see which tattooed you they, sees you charming lady with the portraits in her skin."

They in were stable-lads and began cheer, owe that in it are behind all the cities the ' Lancashire.

There were lower Odsall, town of Manchester, standin of the living room of city ' in the square.

There were Oldham, Bolton, Ashton-sob-Lyne, ' well of coal above in Burnley was a lookin ' that the powerful fine, until somebody shouted "daddy, does not go below with mine", in the annual fair of Rawtenstall.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:02 PM

From inside that place mountain of Virginia righteousness the lonely pine tree in the lower part her name June my, thing five two of the little girls from hazard that place


Just she which is a family will carry 'neath that alone pine tree waiting quite, quite quickly she to hazard me which it will carry is Kiss to belong,


It gets a shallow cut in the trail of the lonely pine tree the self-will blue lips inside the moonlight, which is pale inside Ji mountain range by our heart


You carve your name and you go out and go out to the place, which carves mine


Ohio and, the pine tree together it is a green onion mountain June, whom it is only rolled only and - me


Extensive hazard is lonely and it gets a shallow cut in the trail of the pine tree, which is lonely

The self-will blue lips inside Ji mountain range I and is a possibility of listening to tinker job the fact that the width gun which it does far song it will do between hill green onion

Rang new, From hazard that place she will carry in the place where that pine tree sighs waiting inside the explosion trills each one to be like this

It is cheerful in his colleague and a sheep her eye which is sufficient too much

Your June is lonely earnest desire it is and it goes out but and the fact that it talks that it is Kiss it is visible

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:25 PM

Any iron old any iron old some any iron old, old?

You look on purely - you make bankruptcy on a pleasure,

Look at more dapper from its napper their feet.

Held in the style the old brick and the green tying lacing of its sour father,

But I would not give it to fire-new the tuppence for its old chain of the clock,

The old iron, the old iron?"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM

It seems today
that in very that you see,
is an activity of film force
and sex on the television apparatus.
But where these good old women improved values,
on whom we use build are?

Happy happy theres a cord a man,
who it whole thing positive
to make be able,
which us puddle pool and cry to form,
which, it our cord


(That's the Family Guy theme song, or Cord Man as they'd have it)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:02 PM

He, him, corner what a box
of cross of arm also always spins a network,
each possible dimension,
robbers of locking precisely like flies.
Sight outside!
Here, that comes him!

Is it strong? hear, buds they!
It has radioactive blood.
can it balance of a wire?
take a sight, with expenses.
Hey there!
That suits him

In the shower of the night,
to the scene of the crime,
like a band of the light,
it precisely comes in time above

He, him,
friendly proximity him.
Abundance and re-elected, it,
activity is neglected its reward.

In addition to it,
the life is a great great deflagration,
where there is in top a case,
in top that finds you him.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:03 PM

Little sight Bo has its sheep and not does not know not lost, where it is found. let only come they and they to the house wagging their ends behind they.
                                                                  Baa, Baa, black sheep. did you want? Dear Mister dear Sir, three bags fully. For my Master, for my lady. For the little boy who lives to the bottom the manner.                                 

George Porgy, of Pudding and kissed Magpie-Chart, the girls and formed with cry. When the boys left to play, when Georgie fled in Porgy.   

                                                                  With hairdresser of Sir, the hairdresser of Sir, to shave a pig. How much hair aiming to form of a Peru-corner? Four and twenty. It is enough. give the collar of Snuff to the hairdresser of Mister.   

(Peru-corner = wig)

Do Mary, Mary, rather contrary, how your garden rise? With pretty bells and higher parts of silver plated shell of heart and girls all in a series.                                                



assemble a horse of cock to the Banbury cross, to see a white horse afterwards a fine lady. Rings on their fingers, bells on him toes. It has the music, where it goes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:04 PM

Sbere z hen I yap Galway in Orenmore is pleasant; it is which necessary to make similarly inside, woman noble ego in spoons during May,


This they are equal to the youth, and they most beautiful intelligently assumed my sufficient respiration.

It supplied existence from inestimable stone from the diamond of the drawing of precise or from the dust, from persona n feng.

But it supplied and the cord of sign from llama hood ' this will be scarf Galway its circle of arm.


We had them they arrived it in


I eat the period of the period of the jaunt of the point of view of the house of province father/after small,


It is which necessary to preserve, we have us, it is which necessary to support at that solved period, they said, ' to toy Is.


He said to them that, "it comes by centre,


It meets from the gentleman, and my rope


Ii1, it is which father and" brume use you invite in order to play this and to go to that same to can to establish with exception of fire with your father/seeing,


They by the liniment of these 6 feet.


And starves everything tragedy


' THE I tank of knob in order to have its nut/mother ego, is which necessary to can think its scarf will be Galway.

"Blackness?" and the heap of barley "la" glorie "" Rodney "ros3£.ee and brume use linnet" plays it they assume tragedy ', is which distant each note Irish language when break it in the eye will be bylaw BY I it.


"Premature Twas, necessary, I have this antic ilikjwme am of road Donegal ' referred by the morning ' moment note.

H "Goodbye has that and sobs gentleman into e£.etreint," said age, and by my heart it will still be I and this scarf Galway.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:26 PM

Some house calls solar this in them which raises is many pitiful girls ruins New Orleans and I, oh, God, is an my mother is the tailor, she has sutured their new blue colour jeans.


My lover he is the gambler, Oh Gambled your excellency getting down in New Orleans.

My husband, he is he goes from the town to a town gambling person;

And when he was when satisfaction is he down has drunk his liquor.

Now an only matter gambling person needs to be the suitcase and the bough;


And when he has once satisfied when I when he was is being drunk the liquor


To tell the sisters never me young like I to do, but avoids that house the sun which they calls in New Orleans to raise by a foot in the platform,

I is goin ' returns to New Orleans with a foot in the train to wear the dribbling and the chain.

I return to my competition nearly New Orleans, which participates;

I return to pass the surplus my life under the sun, which that raises.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM

I wanted on stage to go, but acting to me simply now into Pantomime putrefied that I am the whole rage as hole in the reason of the elephant choir the valley


PROPERTY, CREDIT, AI-AI CREDIT, CREDIT, AI-AI-AI

And the hill is not terminated there larger quake that the hole in the elephants


The eyes are based now it in forgotten brown glass ventilation completion made,

But you would be at the wind surprised,

That by the hole into the reason of the Oh-elephant change there can is piece abundance downward within for bottles beer,


If you the ' girder end have the laughter E sweat touted the furrier come trout injuries the rear of L ' elephant


Choir valley AI, AI, AI-AI AI, AI, AI-AI-AI and the colleen fannies law N ' is auburn greater quiver than the hole in the elephants base


Main tenant of the eyes inch is made IN forgotten brown ventilation of glass completion corn you would be astonished outer wind, which can more pass by the hole in the rear of L

' Oh elephant there is abundance of part pours bottom with L ' interior for beer bottles

IF you have the ' end of support the laughter D ' assistances counterpart that J ' takes from L ' compressed air foam by the hole in the reason of


The Oh-elephant the supports thinks me a spirit (the emphasis appropriate here!)


While they sit down in the stallbuchten, I know more repairer the ' girder end,

And I flashes from the eye at the girls in the pit by the hole in the reason of the elephant a rammer that she hunted,

After I her did not say that "you are one the first role hold, I can more repairer ' the girder end"

I a so-called "woman thanks I is to Douglas fir fair bank I is the hole in the reason of the elephant"

I no words learn there now may is no manuscript to keep forgetting fast that I just sit down in turds the property thrust of

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:45 PM

the elephant choir

I just sit down in turds

the mind boggles!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 12:08 AM

This is a Christmas parody - which has been in the threads before..
:-)

A Coil Of The Scare Of The Charisma

The ink goes that meant north dull dressed forges it cutest of May
more facilitates the star of the shout says the error non crisp occidental person of the boor of fiord,
an assault of lit of the extremity of the union of the team of two safes of the tons of the word whee of the victory of spar consumed the tray of gonifs;
It must, ink of the tide it are of fort come aprecíam,
come fort they aprecíam,
they must dink of the eye of tye it are of fort come aprecíam.



Hehe - affecting my brain... nah, I always been this crazy...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,sanita
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 12:30 AM

WOW! I still had respect for ya'll, when you started out.
where are you coming from and is there a reason we need machines
to translate and take out the humanity and feelings words can speak.
Fun can be had in massive quantities if one only uses their head
Edelweiss und Enzian bluehen auch im Kopf und nicht nur auf den
Gipflen es Elphenbeinturms
Feliz Dia el Presidentes
Viel glueck und auf wiedersehen
Das Leben ist wie eine Klobrille man macht viel durch.
hot dogs yard dicks ( chipmunks )and zulu bellies
Merci Danke Spasibo Gracias Asante Grazie
Uebersetze das ShooFly and fleefly
Peace Pax Frieden auf Erden und den Menschen ein Wohlgefallen

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 09:15 AM

I a Wandering savage for much annual,
and I my entirety money in Whisky and beer to spend.
but I to now turn also gold in large the business,
and I to never play more the savage Vagrants.

Chorus:
and this in step never no nay,
never more I to play nay never,
the Wandering savage no, nomore.

I entered alehouse inside, that I to visit it the practice,
and I it it owner to spend it mytgeldes to say.
I asked him, more to which around the credit, it "corresponded" me "nay,
because above the practice, like their me the box which has" "one day",

the Chorus

delivered my hand which in my bag which was taken again sovereigns which shines
the owner for broad with the open pleasure and the eyes.
me of the Whisky and the wine vom of best,
legend "the word, while I to speak, they to have that rueber to laugh",

Chorus

I to go again zu to my member of the family, to accept, that I to form
and will espérera it they to excuse they it them wire prodigal
and if they not like ofttimes to forgive me,
before I never zum wild Vagabond to play more.

Chorus

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 09:18 AM

This one's using Babelfish, via Greek and French:


Am wild of error for much a year
and it have xodebej all my money with the whisky and beer.
But now I turn over with gold to the great establishment
and will never play the wild error from now on.

Choruses:
And it is not, refusal, never,
no refusal never other,
I will never play the wild error person, nomore.

I went to a brewery which I used with frequent
and me I said the money of owners myt xodey' tika.
I asked it for the credit, it answered with "refusal,
for the practice as your I then that I take any day."

Choruses

peat bog it delivers the pocket to me, exported luminous sovereigns my
and eyes of the owner which open largely with the pleasure.
Me has given whisky and wine good,
which says "the words that I spoke, he was only with the joke."

Choruses

I will turn over to my parents, for I acknowledge that I made,
and I hope that forgiveness them a' swtos wire,
and if they excuse me, since front ofttimes,
I will never play the wild error other.

Choruses

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 01:41 PM

Down by the River
I's shot by Cheney

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 02:32 PM

Here's the theme from an old TV western called Bat Masterson:                                                    withdraw, when the west very young person, was lived there a man who was destined for of Masterson. It carried a stick and Derbyhut. He "blow", blow of Masterson called you above.

I think the translating service is just getting tired of us. It's like they're not even trying anymore.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

Home on the Range (English to Korean and back again.)                                                                                                                              Company breath and the antelope Ohio gives the family where Buffalo saunters to the place to the place which plays, in in me. In the place which does not listen to rarely discouragement word and sky hu li ci all one which is not. Family, in scope affection. Company breath and the antelope in the place which plays. In the place which does not listen to rarely pleasure wall word and sky hu li ci all one which is not. The deep-red male was the first inside this parts the west. When the camping ground which until now, him shines non it ignites yet, the probably }he{' The S in the place will give back at the rarely deep-red lecture bank.

This is two verses. In case you're not familiar with the second verse, it's : The Red Man was first in this part of the west. He's likely no more to return to the banks of Red River, where seldom, if ever, his glittering campfires still burn.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 03:00 PM

The title song from "Oklahoma", English to Korean and back:


Oklahoma where the wind comes to the place, plain lower part sweep grudge. When the wheat empty tin-can which waves to the smell candy place which is positive the wind after the rain comes to right.   Oklahoma, the each night my honey the young pretense and the every and and inside sky it sits alone it is born with the enemy and it talks and it manufactured a lazy circle it sees. We are attached to the ground, the ground where are attached to we under grandness us holds the multi thing. When and us " or yippee Ohio or the ay " talking, only, " discovery it talks, the }we{' The re the }you{' Oklahoma; }re{. Approval of Oklahoma ".

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Firecat
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 05:38 PM

Its time its volatile Verruecktheit to take its delivery hears that however for I do not astonish absolutely to have to narrowly really much a long time hold orientation me recalls to make D in time warp to drink jen moment like D degrees blackening to strike me and D the gap become being were to name will make you make us D time warp to be to him still dreamy of Oh- imagination me to be able you not to thus freely thus see me, a no measurement voyeuristic intention well secluded me see inside all a small number entendement an impact being to you in D time proof and nothing to indeed be D with very having to block to you outside on a feeling like you to be under calming will let you still make us D time warp its gerad a jump with D on the left and D a stage D right your hand on him hip you do not take knees in him on the right to him its D of basin thorough that the order you firmly make us however really repeat you alienated D time warp again well me to be to go D road to precisely have to the bottom considering as queue a cord to give ego would beckon badly to agitate to him to take to him in top me by a surprise to have pickup.truck to him and D a devil eye him stared with me and me to believe modification determine again you will leave us to repeat D time warp still to be to him gerad a jump never to on the left mean anything D left and D Étape D right your hand on him hip you take knees in him on the right to him are firmly however of basin the push to which orders make you really repeat alienated Zeitwarp you us

I can't work out where the line breaks are meant to go!!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 04:12 AM

When do I go going, I hear the pupils, who speak about persons, play I know, whom they say her say that you will afflict you me that you will deceive me a certain morning, where you me packed up and gone all toilet von Oh Liverpool will upward leave beautiful toilet of Liverpool why you you to cover not to like as the other girls?

Why the necessity follows my weak heart you remains the house and me to like, my toilet of Liverpool the noise of the river maintenance me, which never calls the fact that I would have to forget you, how I am met never you, says to me its song, likes never, was wronger loving says only I belongs to love for my toilet of Liverpool


_ When I v v, I ouch pupil, that fall on person, game I if, who dig its word that you afflict you me that you elude me a certain morning, where you embalm me above and v all toilet von oh Liverpool for top dice pretty toilet Liverpool because you you cube stops not as as another girl?


Because the necessity follows my heart that weak you remain the house and me as, my toilet of Liverpool the noise of the maintenance of the river me, that she never calls the fact that I would have that to forget itself you, as I am found it with never, I say its song, never like, was to love of wronger I say that only I belongs to the love for my toilet of Liverpool

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 04:33 AM

If that of the mountain, which you say, do to do, that of the mountain, which is said to the hill anywhere, permit the fact that it goes the compatriot it goes.

Is that on the other side it wears the clothes with red who?

It must be the child where Moses led the compatriot, permit the fact that it goes.


The compatriot that on the other side it wears the clothes with red is or, who permit the fact that it goes?

With Moses, which is led that of the mountain, which is, said the compatriot who permits the fact that it goes there is a child who goes, it becomes.

If that of the mountain, which you say, do to do, that of the mountain, which is said to the hill anywhere, permit the fact that it goes the compatriot it goes.

Is that on the other side it wears the clothes with white who?

The compatriot it must be the child of Israelite, permit the fact that it goes.

The compatriot that on the other side it wears the clothes with white is or, who permit the fact that it goes?

That of the mountain where the child of Israelite goes and says it is in love with the compatriot who permits the fact that it goes, it becomes.

If that of the mountain which you say do to do, that of the mountain which is said to the hill anywhere permit the fact that it goes the compatriot it goes.

Is that on the other side it wears the clothes with black who?

Permit the fact that it becomes hypocrites, which turns the compatriot and goes.


The compatriot that on the other side it wears the clothes with black is or, who permit the fact that it goes?

That of the mountain where hypocrites which it turns goes and says it is in love with the compatriot who permits the fact that it goes, it becomes.

If that of the mountain which you say do to do, that of the mountain which is said to the hill anywhere permit the fact that it goes the compatriot it goes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 04:46 AM

My wife and myself that in a small iron and steel plant of book of edge of apparatus we phases completely only name let us be, our itself; It likes Gin and me rum and not has expensive us a recreation quantity!

Choral society:

Ha, ha, ha, him and myself, little brown jug, not I loves thee!
Ha, ha, ha, him and myself, little brown jug, not I loves thee!


If I go, on me abzuplagen, takes to the farm you it small jug under my arm; place little it under a tree scattergun, with brown jug, ' tis you and me. '

Tis it that friendly types me and enemy,
' Tis him that types me of wear old man clothing;
But, you indicator are thus narrow you with my nose, sharpen them, and that it goes.


When all the people in the race were seized Adam unit in a place
I would prepare, a tear (it without a tear would make me go), before I would not distribute to ruin you expensive my.

If I became a cow which gave of such milk,
I would equip it in the finest silk; you in top on of Ha fern and the hay return, and milk you 20 times hanging one day to you.

I bought a cow of the Jones farmer, and it was however nothing skin and bone;
I returned it in top as finely as silk, jumped it the fence and charged its milk.

And if I die, you do not bury me above all,
Cucumber of vinegar rights my bones in alcohols;
Place Schnapps at my head and feet with the bottle O ' and then know me that I hold.
The pink is red, is also my nose, blue Veil hens and thus is you;
And nevertheless, I, before I do not stop, estimates would improve to us to take another drop.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 05:07 AM

The darlng, there is a brown gallon inside the la, the la, the la and the la of the Tra and all, there is a brown gallon inside the la, the la and the la of the darlng and the Tra.

The darlng, there is a brown gallon inside the la, the la, the la and the la of the Tra, she the plum and the plum of the sugar and the plum together is sweetness Rob.

You 'motion, the plum of the Tra, the la, the la, the la, the la and her sugar and the plum.


The plum together the sweetness Rob multi thing, the gallon, in me will be extensive and ' the la, the la, the la and the la of motion


Tra, gallon in me which am visible it will be extensive and 'motion, the la, the la, the la and gallon of the Tra it will be visible and and it will carry and and and it is visible.


Gallon, 'Tra by you ' the height where the partner becomes sue, the la, the la, the la, the la and the gallon gun old Mr.


'Tra by you ' the height where the partner becomes sue, the la, the la and the la, by gallon gun old Mr. ' you '


The height where the partner becomes sue, the la, the la, the la and the la of the Tra it hugs,

She the plum and the plum of the sugar and the plum together is sweetness Rob.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 05:44 AM

Brmmm, Brmmm,

A switch of one of nine it is duck to come you a copy I Schweinstrafveamperestunde yeah 10 it it punishment with four pig for sure for some golly proper Flagtown Raumve yeah east is large 10 the punishment with four pig, yeah, which us definetly the good companionable living there to consider Anmutsakes before door to come here, while us in the one Konvoi to come.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 03:15 PM

Ladies Campptown tragedy and this song, doo

THERE, long Doo of Camptown racetrack two ohm-hurry, doo

Since day THERE cho Gwine, so that it runs the whole Gwine night, so that whole tusk day I stojhima ' at my money voids papa colon chime ' still gnaw someone runs, which it stop him at j ' s tyke at the grey.

The OH with long tail for a dj ' tsar also the large black horse doo doo-da@00-DA come

THERE they to a schlamm loch and dey the whole verk uerzung into page

OH, doo since day. I want under the south with my hat, which is turned unasked ' petted within in the north with a whole by bags of the tin

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 03:27 PM

It was poor, but it was honest, was pure unstained its name, until local Squire seeking and loses the poor girl comes her name.

Choral society: It is more rubber same the whole world, is to him that arm what the debt receives;

It is Rich which the pleasure receives;

Isn't it all bleedin ' a dishonour?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 03:34 PM

Well! The hungry feeling, as for that with o'er at the German room of my jail the key key the mouse and my theft which were said -- where it comes cho:

And the triangle of ould, that kept paralleling to the bank of the jingle all jangle noble canal.

Now as for the screw lag sleeping, between, he looked at the dream of that gallon ƒTƒ‰ƒ\ƒEƒWƒ…, you had excluded, your cell which and morning, the keeper who "at the time of the ampere has yelled bowsey causes in order to start, makes clean!

There is a woman of 17 "now in the jail of the woman, it is between those women who desire the fact that I live;

As for the modernism which decreases while I put pining in there of the German room of my jail, rising, the sun.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 05:44 PM

The 'German' room???!!!

Don't mention the war!

I did, but I think I got away with it!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 07:43 PM

I wish me to come back in the Liverpool Liverpool town,

I am born the place which has not set up, has not had corn's domain which the smell the breeze has not wielded but to have many girls and the peroxide volume wools and the black and tan flow there wilfully is six in the bed by the old code leader and this is the Liverpool town for me.

' Tis seven long years because I stroll navigation line width world o'er I first to travel in certainly for Baltimore I am seven day sick and disabled, and I cannot every one mount attach that bobbin ' the oul steamship therefore I told them, Jake, you should rotate for the dear old Liverpool town.

Then which we dug the Mersey tunnel, the way have dug a hole in '33 to find ' in the ground boy until us to be good extremely which told the Wallasey foreman sob, "comes in outside, the roof to tumble.

"I tell you, Jake, we completely swims returns to the dear old Liverpool town.


Has each race and face colour there is each name but the pigeon treats you in them all same and the code leader if you will walk you to obtain the face to be black and the brown and I also saw their orange and the green in the dear old Liverpool town upside parliament street.


I desire me for that in order to come back in town Liverpool Liverpool, 4 is originated to place which was not established upward, it did not have the domain of corn which smell breeze wielded but to have many dervishes and furs of the volume of peroxide and blackness and to light up the supply is there wilfully to 6 into the bed by old leader Kodego and this will town Liverpool for me '


Tis 7 clannish years because I aye go for a walk o'er ii

1 peace of the width of the line of navigation first in order move inside certain for Baltimore, I will be which day 7 by patient and not working, and 4 not can each attach which coil ' steamship oul therefore I it said to them,

Jake one holder, you must revolve for the expensive old town Liverpool.

After this, we dug up tunnel Mersey, road dug opening in "33 to the finding ' in the terrestrial boy as long as we to be good very which they said sob foreman Wallasey," not to arrive in outside, to roof in order to be brought down.

"I speak you, Jake, we completely swims return to the expensive old town Liverpool.

It has each race and the colour of side will there be each name but pigeon it processes you into all their the same and leader Kodego if you take a walk you in order to obtain side in order to be blackness and brown colour and I also saw their pomerayets and green colour in the expensive old street of the parliament of the outer side of town Liverpool.


I wish myself for this one so turning over to the city Liverpool Liverpool, 4 they are created for they place this which does not have above summer established towards, did not have the area of the corn which feels the breeze only it handles but for it has much dervishes and furs of the volume of peroxide and blackness and for it lights above the supply it is voluntary there to 6 with the bed of the former Kodego chief and this one Liverpool city for with 7 years clannish since I 'igh go for a peace of walks o' er ii1 of the width of the line of the navigation of access to the movement of order in some the patient and not of work smell breeze wielded many dervishes and furs of the volume of peroxide and blackness and light up the supply is there wilfully the 6 into the bed by old LEADER Kodego and this will town Liverpool for with ' ' the 7 dlinnikh years because the go for has walk o' er ii

1 peace of the width of the line of navigation first in order move inside some for Baltimore, will Be which day 7 by patient and not working, and the 4 not edge each junctions which coy lop raja' sown the vapour oul consequently I which said to their, Jake a holder, is necessary for you that it turns for exact.

After this, scar' blame above the tunnel Mersey!


Scammed쳌f No road opening "to 33 in the discovery" with the boy elf' terrestrial that which for we are good we very to which they said the Wallasey guard of sob, so that they do not arrive outside, in the roof so that they are thrown.

"I speak to you, Jake, we swim completely the return to the old exact Liverpool city.


With each race and the colour of the aspect will exist each name but Prehistory that you it works out with all they even thing and the Kodego chief if you take to a walk you so that is received the aspect so that you are blackness and brownish colour and elves' I dad also poem rewets and their green colour with the old exact road of the Parliament of the appearance of the Liverpool city.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 07:51 PM

my toilet of Liverpool ROTFL!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 08:16 PM

Stephen Foster in Japanese.
O in Kentucky where I am old, the sun is bright, the it' Summer of S, the cloud it illuminates in the starting point which rolls. The corn top' of the flower which it matures; S and the grassy plain, with the bird sings day everything sweetly. The young people in the cheerful small shed floor, entirely entirely the happy ‚­ and are bright and is the revolution which the ‚é. Due to, it comes, the door, and cripes be completed it hits the time of balance with the Kentucy where the house I am old. The above this of my woman you do not have to cry. O does not cry today. We sing one song for the house where the Kentucy of the house where Kentucky I am old I am old, directly. As for those the grassy plain, the hill and the seashore the sack mouse and the racoon the above this '{ it is.   They above the ‚ê do not sing densely with the low light level of month of bench with the small shed door. As for day like the shadow the center and on all darkness at one time there was the joy which it passes. As for day the whent old people, and house I am old the ƒ"ƒ^ƒbƒL쳌[ you must divide, if do not have it does not come cripes, if it is not. The head if becomes, is and it does not bend, as for the back section the causing ‚ê where the old person goes being wherever, must bend, the place. As for small-numbered mmore day and our troubles all edge sugar coming ‚Ñ of field are brought up.   Small-numbered many day for load namely the problem which becomes fatigued never is not the light/write to the Tote. We on the road small-numbered many day, and let us be completed cripes to the totter Kentucky where the house I am old.


I don't know is translated back from Japanese as "Cripes". The "Sack Mouse" was originally "Possum". I also tried it in Chinese, which wasn't really all that funny, but somehow mentioned an elephant, but in a verse that didn't mention animals at all.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 08:32 PM

This is truly a new art form!


the fresh words & emotions generated by these machines are both 'funny' + also emotive!


All the machines+technologies have been invented/modified by peeple!-

it's still de foke process & its wunnerful!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 07:27 AM

4 in the strong hoist, ignite only, it is high, runs 7 sheep which it makes, all this thing which does not change, the phase, which rises.


The but us good hour all goes, me under depending to exceed.


Me it will be extensive inside this type, in if B it searches assuredly after the cancer.

The family I in the Alberta, from that place descends well it revives inside autumn.

It went out and the some friend who is the possibility ' of going to the workin it received.

Hundred times or compared to with the hour compared to but when in you with the fact that will be goes out in us and it asks and you changing me wish an opinion always.


When, and the thing seems well and the eye day l goes out before and when from that place it arrives, the choir.

In order the description below which you form, it will go out and when it will send a price to the swallow in you, them will carry and the possibility which they will meet be, but until that time it winter, enough be.

And from that place the hoist art dealer where on upper direction is safe with the car method.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 07:55 AM

The Heav'n's when in order pu li
it sprouted happening from from first blue sky main point,;
This the charter
and the guardian angel of the ground song did this tension,;

Rule and Britannia!
The Britannia governs the green onion:
pu li Sprouted assuredly is the slave thing.

With the thee the happy-looking nation
to be like this at width army autumn inside their rotating,
does at description below,;
The thoushalt prospers and company one while liberating, their all fear and envy.

Rule and Britannia!
The Britannia governs the green onion:
pu li Sprouted assuredly is the slave thing.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 07:58 AM

To the bottom, in the nights are which manner and the sun monocle on the top OF homosexual,

Me NAKED mountain on NAKED voyage and in me Jamaieque has that such an amount of serge lnden ship me joy easement reached formed NAKED

The councils took me however; to me on my much counterpart NAKED day, which my heart is towards, is manner is sadly to say is the bottom, OF turn쳌fs head

Return around me in Kingston girl small one downwards owed to city on the market capacity

You of Mesdames to outside let counterpart on HER heads cry

Which it Akee carries and is, rice to hear fish of salt and rum with all finely is gentillement laughter and the girls dancing everywhere

More to influence, me is on my manner is much a day which my heart is downwards, head turns of return

Around me was a small girl in Kingston at the city to downwards let on the market is able to you Mesdames to cry outside

During over its heads which carry it, are Akee, rice to hear salt fish gentlemen and rum is finely constantly of the year of tone of the laughter everywhere

And the girls dancing influence ahead and behind me owe my declared heart being are there, that well never would have come Maine after Mexico external

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 09:13 AM

Michael, the boat, Hallelujah, Michael and the land the Hallelujah land rows the boat, which is rowed.

Help of the sisters who arrange the help of sail, Hallelujah and the sisters in order to arrange sail and Hallelujah.

The river is deep, the river opposite side is wide, Hallelujah and the milk honey, it is Hallelujah.

But river Jordan the mud and is cool Hallelujah and the cold body, mind and Hallelujah which are not.

The barrage, the Michael diminishes, lwu OH - leyl the percentage, Michael diminishes the barrage of the boat, lwu OH - leyl the percentage!

The boat.

The candle, lwu


OH - leyl the percentage, the candle, lwu
OH - leyl the percentage!

The aid of the sisters that guides the aid of the sisters to to that it, guides.

The river to be deep and the wide and lateral river to be different and to be, lwu OH - leyl the percentage, the percentage of milk and lwu

OH - leyl the honey!


It is. The river of Jordan the mud and, lwu
OH - leyl the percentage of the automobile, lwu the OH - leyl the percentage of the heart!


Not form, to recoup, but is a body.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 09:23 AM

The sand will make and hazard ' studying which is late too much, my soul inside your hand the turnin' inside your hand inside wink of the eye the sand to make the learnin, it is.

Will throw away in the word of good-bye and will be from that place it spreads out after and to the trace left well, B it will be extensive it will can love under unkindness, there is Kiss who last you who will be a thing does not mean in my, mind and.


When we walk above, it goes out and you without inside the mornin when ' deceiving inside, my, bed my thought the tumblin ' is round in our footing and it is round, is round and and and the underground subway rumblin' which is round, you underground it sings together, it defends without.

Each song you you the bornin', deceives without without inside my breast.

Singing together the groin which it spreads out hazard reason ' it goes out plentifully and this there is pIss, it goes out and this there is PIss it is having.

The weed hazard to be steady the growin was not, ' the branch in order to be satisfied the branch it was not and it was.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 09:38 AM

Goodbye tall, I obtain, my oh my oh, to goes, pole pirogue in under multi- bogs branch.

My Yvonne, sweetest, my oh my oh, the gun son, we will obtain the big pleasure in the multi- bogs branch.


Cho: Jambalaya ' ' n young Long shrimp cake ' the fillet thick soup ' cause I tonight looked my m'cherie reduction picks the guitar, the fill fruit jar and is joyful, the gun o son, we will obtain the big pleasure in the multi- bogs branch.


Thibodaux, Fontaineau, the place is buzzin ' Kinfolk discusses hits looks at Yvonne, the clothing in the style, goes to the meat pig to be wild, my oh my oh, the gun son, we will obtain the big pleasure in the multi- bogs branch.

The stability to the town very far place, will obtain my pirogue and I to seize all fish in the multi- bogs branch.

Exchanges my Monday ' to buy Yvonne any us to need, the o son gun, we will obtain the big pleasure in the multi- bogs branch.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 10:35 AM

The London bridge London bridge of the Lee
the lower part which breaks,
the lower part which with the lady who is cheerful
is a dance in my lady breaks, is.

Do we it comfort build do do how again at description below?
In my swuk nye Lee dance, do we it comfort
build do do how again at description below?
In the lady who is cheerful.

}we{' of Lee; ll structure }we{' The ll in my lady of it comfort
gravel and the pebble of structure in dance
that thing comfort in the gravel
and the pebble of the lady who is cheerful and.   

The gravel gravel and the pebble of the Lee far with the enemy,
dance being washed in my lady,
the pebble was cheerful, swuk nye with with the enemy,
to be washed far. }we{' of Lee; ll structure }we{'

The ll in my lady of it comfort season and the steel of structure in
dance that thing comfort in season and the steel of the lady who is cheerful and.

Season and the steel nine issues li the martial box thing
kkunh e ci the bear thing nine to keep at work
in the lady who is cheerful and and my lady Lee,
season and the steel break.
}we{' of Lee; ll structure }we{' The ll with it

comfort of structure in my lady of the gold in dance
it comfort in the silver and the gold of the lady who is cheerful and.
With the silver silver of the Lee the gold and silver it will be distant,
li with the enemy, dance hwum as for the gold and silver with the lady who is cheerful far the enemy u with,
hwum they are seven things in my lady.   

In order to see it of the lady who is cheerful and that time it that time,
in order to see in my lady dance the male whom it puts the Lee,
the }we{' ll male }we{' The ll, it put.

The Lee the male is to fall sleep, must fall,
bravery it does in my lady, the male falls,
with the lady who is cheerful it is to fall sleep,
assuming the fact that ten:00 bedspreads under the families.
Lee, }we{' ll }we{'

The ll put the tube which with his mouth of the lady who is cheerful
and with his mouth puts a dance in the tube and my lady.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM

Me my love hazard too much my shirt in of delicious my wound hazard me the delicious delicious shirt hazard it will go out and to be like this it will be delicious too much and it will carry and and to leave the love love which is two things hazard it was delicious too much

And me Milan New York and inside Japanese or oneself IDiscotanzen Iss method your sugar hazard too much delicious your sugar too much hazard delicious d? The licieusement hazard it was and Milan hazard it was delicious too much

Method it is good and inside me d Is U q who will snap off u U, dance and the cancer, it goes out and in me which spread out what it means it goes out and and me, small possibility it will make circuit, to be good or they are in the bottleneck in the bottleneck inside the bottleneck model, me, small one, they are and two things inside and two things inside circuit the bottleneck it is knowing.

Me it is delicious far my car hazard too much the delicious my car hazard too much delicious me, what you think that my hat hazard too much the delicious my hat too much the d? licieusement hazard and

It is good and me it goes out and with what it means me the n multi thing which me, will make a small possibility circuit, it is good and and in the bottleneck my, some and inside it agitates it touches in order or to put you, regarding the bottleneck regarding the bottleneck are the model which is bottleneck Iss

To go out and what it means the n which will make the possibility me of being small is me me ' to go out and model the Lattich hazard me in order to be delicious, hazard me to be good it will be delicious too much and hazard circuit, in order or to put well inside, will be Iss and too much too much the d? The licieusement, in the bottleneck in the bottleneck it agitates it touches in the bottleneck and the bottleneck my, some

Me my cat hazard to be delicious too much, to go out it is my, love too much because and hazard too much delicious thin love, with at this song of B to leave or the d? The licieusement love of hazard cancer B hazard the too much delicious pussy the Pussykatze which is poor is poor my cat was delicious too much

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 12:07 PM

It is small, which beggarman is, request is taken place for three years of the heel in this small Gruels island, which of Liffey in bottom with well known Killaloo and whole it indicates to me name of Johnny Dhu whose whole trade is to go


, Certainly asking the better thing, if a uomo it can sit down it that the thrash it is tiredness and the remainder, can satisfy for the relative one lunches,


A, not to do on the contrary anything however around the angle with the relative old man rigadoo to make it slip


Slept in one night stable in the shocking bathed night of Currabawn with, that it ED in rain has the goats

Era no, which come through and which era no enslavements and the cats a bum of play of peek that waken


However, the woman of put with their I mask soiled white and relative Kalikobluse,


They started with frighten and said the safe of the bum, did not fear with all, him only in Johnny Dhu


I came to contacts little flaxen the girl of a bearded groin of the daily good, that the small girl of the bearded flaxen

For example that good groin of the beggarman little and like you


With your fabrics and your changes and him it rigadoo of auld mo' tension amen to and plaque of stop and pleasant the young people the injury, who I go,


Me mermen gradually, safety goggles of coupling and buys to them those with blue and an old injury taken again their moreover form all along the high road with my sachet after my posterior surplus, who am, stop in such manner with my large heavy sachet with the drillings in my shoes and my points that pangolin while singing,


He doo with vacuum of the scratch of operation of skiddley, which, that it is he

Only Johnny Dhu or me must go, considering inserting it goes receives

Late at the night is raked fuoco E per avere the luce per will ora out having you belong the history of extracts the rigadoo from the auld good night and the god, you, together auld of Johnny Dhu to be

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 11:19 PM

Are you ready, Steve?
Huh Uh.
Andy?
Yeah!
Mick?
OK
Well make us go you of the vehicles!...

Oh- will receive it,
therefore me make you a hard life with the things,
Ah my dreams to receive,
I would like étrangement to declare you thus ha of Oh- that all I see

I see a man with the back,
am actually red his eyes like the sun
and a girl in the corner,
none did not make it neglect,
because it thinks that it is impassioned

Of Yeah it was like the lightning,
was frightening each one,
and the music was calming,
and they collected to rejoint completely above
Yeah with Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah,

and the man above-mentioned postpones,
each attack and with him made Ballroomblitz
and the girl in the corner which was said,
the boy that I would like to inform you,
make him Ballroomblitz,
Ballroomblitz, Ballroomblitz,
Ballroomblitz, Ballroomblitz.


I reach outside for something
and affects anything all those which me indeed.
OH -, I call gently more rueber you,
if you are nothing you there, Ah ha appear on the left

The man in the back, is now to fissure ready,
since it raises his hands with the sky.
And the girl in the corner, is more mourner each one,
it could kills to you would make sign of her eye.

Oh- yeah, was it electrically,
thus frightfully hectic,
and volume collected to go above
because they stopped completely breathing
Yeah with Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah,

and the man above-mentioned postpones,
each attack and with him made Ballroomblitz
and the girl in the corner which was said,
the boy that I would like to inform you,
make him Ballroomblitz,
Ballroomblitz, Ballroomblitz,
Ballroomblitz, Ballroomblitz.

The this east is Ballroomblitz,
is him is to him Ballroomblitz,
is him is to him Ballroomblitz
yeah is to him Ballroomblitz.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 06:57 AM

When I want you in my handles when I I want you and all your charm when I I want you, all, I is which it must make it must dream dream, dream, dream


When I feel blue in night and me those you to hold me tightly when I I want you, everything I it must do I will be dream I

I can make you mine, I try your lips of wine anytime the anxiety of night or day

Only, whiz gee, I will be dreamin ' my life away


4 you so NOP I was in the state to die love I you so that why when I want you, all, is which I it must make must dream a dream, dream, dream, dreams dream, dream


When I want you, all I must make will be dream 4 you so NOP I was in the state to die

Love I you so that why when I want you, everything, I is which it must make must dream a dream, dream, dream, dreams dream, dream


When I want you, all I must make will be dream a dream, a dream, dreams the dream

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 08:29 AM

You begin from war, the bottle of conservancy of benzhamina Bowmaneer make?


The bottle of conservancy of role of the distant feet where you begin from war, make?


The person tangelo whose cutter war of the rivet, which you brag, is distant is done, fighting as England being started?


That sherbet, the horse, that, the horse which Benzhamina Bowmaneer of sherbet that is formed, directly from sherbet, the feet which are the horse which is formed, all roles for that of the travelling here made that.


And distant pride as for the cutter of high tangelo certain Ritt

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 08:44 AM

Jesse James Was boy it killed much man, it was which it robbed train Glendale;

It stole from bog at ya people and it gave to the poor, it was which hand and heart and the brain.


Cho: Poor Jesse had husbands, it was which necessary to mourn to its life, 3 it was placed, and they were brave;

But that dirty undersized coward removed Ghana Unshared to have it placed the poor Jesse in his grave

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 09:24 AM

' Twould which was been better for us, did not have us in this one had never never met, but the pleasure us who seemed both to seize the broad world and ordinary me, let us be forgotten sure never loves, me.

Cho: OH -, I think this evening above my blue eyes which is broad that veils on the sea.


I think evening my blue eyes above and myself astonishes me this, if it thinks indeed of me.

You declared me once, dear OH that you liked me;

They swore that we would never distribute.

But a relation in the chain was defective Leavin ' me with a heart sad and damaging.

When does owe the tomb cold and cold me surrounded will which you come narrowly and precisely ruin a tear?


Do you say the bad heart the abroads around you has to have lies broken to you here?
?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 09:50 AM

The baby, me the city spaceman and B & B it has the multi speed which it is having and, it goes out all and it does all it is in necessity and and.


It will connect the fact that it knocks in the lower part where you will carry in me by the city spaceman, or day l possibility it will be.


It will be a B to go out and the supersonic waves guy pleasure in necessity or the baby and the baby,

The pain which it does not feel, B it will happen only and they'n the place it goes out again and to an abundant outflow


Sand irritation and and at the outside which is the city spaceman or Hiss, in my face which is a multi total summary which is B in

Smile each morning in me at the outside by my natural enemy it goes out the city spaceman

B and indication it cleans, it goes out and and and meaning the ississ_ta it happens?

Me in anyone degree with the lover the city spaceman, it was at second, it went out and my, friend and was not disappointed

It is a fun which is many, me go out assuredly and the magazine which is lustier

The b come the b, to go out, the city spaceman baby advertisement is not

Not being but in the tube...


Here it goes out and the twist which does not exist comes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 10:30 AM

If you sweep besom for your house wish, from the girls, have you your choice does not come to see me to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms,

Buy you they, if they are a new grass of fine heather high us, improve raised of Besoms for a penny,


Forester plack, if it not to buy, never bind them me on my back to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms

You buy, if it new end bleaches on grass heather high to be to us, improve never raised if I had, took them me a charette,

If I had a woman, it a horse

My part to have to buy to you brooms with brushes if you buy it.

If it new grass of fine heather high it is.

If it is a woman who is enough for me to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms, you buy it,

If they are a new grass of fine heather high us, improve never rose when it is it bonnie which I it think right,


If this it terribly is that that advantages the night is to buy to him brooms with brushes besoms, to buy him to him,

If him new end bleaches on grass heather high to be to us, to improve never rose if drop pie wanted to him, it and myself,


If it not wanted to him, am there more to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms, buys you it,


If they are a new grass of fine heather high us,

To improve if if my Batch is, is smaller thinks of buying to you brooms with brushes besoms,


You buy it; if they are a new grass of fine heather high us,


Improve never raised if that it is young, as fortunately me are,


If that old is to him, it more quickly dies to buy to you brooms with brushes besoms,


If you do not buy it, if they a new grass of fine heather high are to us, improve never rose

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 10:55 AM

Sweetheart I propose price you fond farewell,

I will be which your someday I will be jumped for the new earth,
My success in order to attempt and I sail away far away in the fate of the will of Australia

Be ready soon kind-hearted and I will be prepared is prepared to greet for the latter girl

I ego to the left behind

"Oh, you cannot leave 4," this poor maid said

"4 not will prevent you to go"


"But I it must leave you," it tenderly answered, "if only for a while, you know"

"Now in the success or in the refusal I will always be truly,

And proud each day in the earth far away I will construct house for you.



Daily it awaits on the old strobe of cottage observing entire day through

Afterward this one day communication from above sea and I hope these words truly

Far away in Australia now it came time when I it was prepared to greet for the latter girl

I ego to the left behind

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 11:20 AM

Me it goes out and her in me regarding the company which only goes mad phu is regarding in me which only go mad regarding the company which goes mad phu the company which is phu is regarding only it goes mad

After lyem

Them as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which will carry and (as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which) will carry positively in the right side, (positive in the right side)Them as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which will carry

Me it goes out and her in me regarding it goes mad only and the approximately 14 flesh which only go mad in me regarding goes mad and and they are approximately 1414 flesh which only go mad

After lyem

When you the sheep which us is sufficient want your cup and the inherent top which flies a wind angular velocity nil day Sip increases forever forever in top

After lyem

(Like this fortune, he to be like that, it is a yellow) electric or me in order to be the next phase the electric banana quite in order to be an excitement which is sudden it jumps is going with sweetness

Them it as the fortune yellow call with sweetness and (as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which) will carry positively in the right side and (as the fortune yellow calls with the sweetness which) will carry positively in the right side

To be like this the company phu -- to be good and me which are it goes out and her in me regarding after only going mad,

lyem

(Ohio yellow, regarding fortune Ohio with sweetness only it goes mad, be like this) the company phu is regarding her which only goes mad

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 11:41 AM

I do not want in the shiver hour and a minute determinism am the brains warm hold which is in love withfeel deeply attached to in you.

Felt you possess nearby me and adopt your hand along a sand ampere-hour, but I might as well attempt and seize the wind.

After the sunset changes is pale I to have to skin each a while in yours smile and the sky I everywhere can look, I can discover your eye.


Causes me to like you now being able to be the sweetest matter, T'would causes me to sing an ampere-hour, but I might as well attempt and seize the wind.


Dee dee da da la da da da da da
Ya da da, da da, da da

When the rain has hung the leaf and the tear I wants you nearly to kill me the fear to help me to stay behind possesses behind my blue colour.

In order to stand is I wants in yours heart is for a long time and I is the place, ampere-hour, but I might as well attempt and seize the wind.

Ampere-hour, but I might as well attempt and seize the wind

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 11:55 AM

Decadent bird, upper reaches in banana tree.

The decadent bird, you sits all alone looks like me.

Your Madame the friend leaves behind the nest again?

That is extremely bad, causes me to feel very sadly.

You can fly; you luckily compares me in the sky.

I and have an outstandingly talented friend, (he is not and today I.)

They all same, the outstandingly talented friend make their nest.

Then they fly.

Decadent bird, upper reaches in banana tree.

The decadent bird, you sits all alone looks like me.

A better flight, in the sky, the picker very quickly comes from, picks the night to the noon.

Black and yellow you, perhaps looks like the banana they too to elect you some one day.

The wish, I am a decadent bird, I fly with you.

But I am not a decadent bird therefore I sit, any has not done.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 12:50 PM

I belong expensive to city in Glasgow, Glasgow old; But how the business is wi ' Glasgow, for him goin ' mediums and mediums! I am only the goaf general impact, the morning which is similar to each possible person, here, in with the situation zuSEIN looking at, but, if I receive the Mister and Mrs O ', for drinking Saturday, Glasgow belongs to me!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 01:02 PM

All has a fruit memory there on our road,

It run of a Greek with calms and holds to him of good things, to eat,

You should hear but to speak,


If you ask it, it to him answer of it ' no ' him ' –

ITS ' with the death and him your paste never take precisely, if it declares you;


We do not have bananas which we do not have of bananas,


We Sawbones as bunions

Kohl-plants have today and bulbs and all the types of fruit and legends,

Have an old improved tomato pleasant

Jersey a potato,

But we do not have bananas

Us not bananas have today

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 01:38 PM

The old hometown looked with is same I gradually decreases from the train, meets me with there is my mama and papa.

I look at and there under the road to run the gold and the lip Mary hair likely cherry.


It is the good contact green, the family green grass.


Yes, they completely will meet me, the arm will arrive, sweetly sweetly will smile.

It is the good contact green, the family green grass.

The old house still stood though the ' paint was bursts and drying, and had that old oak tree which I passed often plays.

I walk under the traffic lane with mine sweet Mary, the gold and the lip hair likely cherry.

It is the good contact green, the family green grass.

Yes, they completely will meet me, the arm will arrive, sweetly sweetly will smile.

It is the good contact green, the family green grass.


[Spoke:] Then I awake and looked nearby me, surrounds me and I in four pessimistic walls realizes me only to have a dream.

In order to have a guard and to have a sad old padre - arm to walk in us in the daybreak arm.

I contact the green again, the family green grass.

Yes, they completely will come to see I will be cool underground in that old oak tree when they will lay aside my ' the 쳌eneath green, family green grass









The old birthplace looks to the bottom the same thing me I stages of the train, me are my mother and the dad meets and.


Myself of the road and it looks to the bottom fact of the hair Mary of gold and the lips like cherries to run.


It is necessary to affect well, to make green colour, to make green grass of the house.


They are all which they come to meet me, the handle which reaches, him S are soft.

It is necessary to affect well, to make green colour, to make green grass of the house.


The old house is ' the colour which is fissured even him, still dries however, and there is this old vagueness of the oak, I is that it maintained to play further.

To the bottom of the manner I will walk with my soft Mary, by the lip and golden hair like cherries. It is necessary to affect well, to make green colour, to make green grass of the house.


They are all which they come to meet me, the handle which reaches, him S are soft.


It is necessary to affect well, to make green colour, to make green grass of the house

[A conversation is had:]

After this one I am ruined and looks around me, that on the wall of grey 4 it is the colour which you surround me and I obtain that I, only dreamed it.


This there has the safety device and is that old - sad handle padre in the handle, we are that a passage over the starter of crack day to make make us.

Still 4 karats' yes ' to make green with colour, to make green grass of the house.


They are very to see coming it that I place it at the oak in the shade of this old wave compared to them me ' neath green colour, green grass of the house

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 01:59 PM

When the weather is fine then you knew this is a sign for messes up in the river

If you and mess up in the river

Have longboats and the short boat and various craft

And the cruiser and keelboats and some do not have the rough draft

To adopt my advice there are do not have any to be very good


Therefore takes off your coat and the hops messes up in the boat


In the river there boat by arrives you to reign for messes up is done


In the river kit or you perhaps likes to the short oar

Justly messing up in river


There is the tiller and the ship's rudder and the anchor

And the cleat and the rope sometimes refers the sheet

The glass-fibre hull wind to mess up in yours face there ratio in the river it does not have


The happier place tone] has captain and the partner and rowing club eights

Messes up in the river


Their pontoon and the yacht and various knot for messes up

And outboard and the dinghy you navigates you in the river and inboards to learn is the correct way packs

In a seat dugout canoe you is captain's first matter and the crew messes up in the river


[Other tones]

There bridge and locks and anchors with the dock when messes up in the river

There whirlpool and the weir you cannot go nearly

When messes up in river

There is the stagnant water place all hides from the view and the classically elegant small island waits for you

Therefore I now will leave behind you to give the cast your bow to mess up in the river

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:32 PM

In the Kilgory village, some young girl is young

Her eye which and is fair they to send the optical phenomena diamond

She has the length and the golden yellow hair

But the countryman rides a horse, rides by hers father's gate

Decided rides in a milk-white stallion, he comes to strike eight.


Step of it, Mary, my happy daughter

Step of it, Mary, if you can step step of it, Mary, my happy daughter

Demonstrates your leg to the countryman

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Geezus
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 05:09 PM

I interest, if him or Froeste rains me,
since I have my Plastikjesusriding on the dashboard of my car,
my attempts and tribulations and my room for manoeuvre by the nation with my Plastikjesus does not continue a long time me of
Plastikjesus, Plastikjesusriding on the dashboard of my car have to me a fear which it must go, which its magnets ruin my radio and if I have a wreck, it leaves Ing RID of scar
By the road of passage, with its nose in the wreck with
air can be in top ahead,
but it does not worry that around a forthcoming effort,
its eye on me and each possible himself be the other thing that
behind of Plastikjesus *
sun, which on its back of type it basin, with glare seem, and it have repair a small number fissure,
it until the equality hold,
so pedestrian test, me cross, they that the head I never my horn
roast or their it inform give,
which I any Overstadt assemble, it test, they and it to the bottom
run capacity rare, that they live,
for which morning Plastikjesus see,
Plastikjesusriding on the the dashboard de bord of my car its halation full right install and I use, since a sight or they narrow splatter and broad, if I in, congestion it not interest you himself, if I say The man have, have not store my heart
Plastikjesus, Plastikjesusriding on the dashboard de bord of my car the have invent, at once that its dress be a white schneebedecktes,
be now considerable then luminous soil the smoke of my cigar,
if I spin the night around and if the police officer think,
me it find my bottle be firm,
although they, that ask the Plastikjesus protect me,
because its head obtain you see, that it be hollow and I use him for a bottle
Plastikjesus, Plastikjesusriding on the travel of car with me and you have plastic Dram of the blood of the lamb it is of Plastikjesus a holy personnel

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 05:23 PM

The first it cut off morning morning. Chi lug leg

The first bird, which crawls it, talked together.

Song hazard praise, morning hazard praise.

Freshness grudge it bounces from word hazard praise.

From sweet thing heaven sunshine field non- new autumn.

The first dew autumn together in the first grass.

Sweetness of the regular staff, which gets wet hazard praise.

It bounces inside the perfection, which his foot passes to the place.

My thing the sunshine, is the morning when it is a mine.

1 it is light it was burnt it saw width U playing.

The praise praises each morning in elastometer.

Shoes recreation of new day.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 06:14 PM

Pope arrived home from the work it tired his boss it governed it smashed him.

Little-ones they were all shouting, dog they held in control it too it, dinner was which nothing but my surplus stew.

I guess it was after this by it it solved to rooftop, was which it it would go it

It had to near hop when little-ones they began to howl below ' do not hop from the roof, dad you will make an opening in the yard to be

Mother exactly of the planted petunia to weed and to inseminate was trodden if we you they must finish their everything,


Then dad you will not if you please communicate to us breach valid taking

Jaunt downward from the park, papa and there you can hop into the lake.'

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 07:03 PM

Who killed the cock Robin?


Did he say spurge the ' TJ with the elbow, and my arrow which I have killed the cock Robin o ' the birds of air please a sigh, and if they heard for death, poor cock Robin have


When for death cock Robin pojos belong poor elves ' I of meurt?


Does it have the fly said with my small eye elves 쳌e?


I mourns all birds of air pleases THERE a sigh, and if they heard for death, poor cock Robin


When for death cock Robin have belonged for ' sheet


Who ' poor ll the bell?

Does it have the bull said, there then I to suffer tax the bell the all birds of air a sigh pleases is and if for death Robin

When heard poor cock belonged for death cock Robin ton of Who'll poor scar ' vej its grave?



Does it have my owl said also a little trowel scar


' German Federal Armed Forces its grave, which all birds of air a sigh is fallen, and if they heard for death poor cock Robin


When for death cock Robin ton of Who ' poor all are belonged the minister?


Does it have korma ' kHz with my bell and the book to be said the minister, who is fallen all birds of air a sigh, and if they heard for death poor cock Robin


When for death cock Robin ton of Who ' poor all are belonged boss crinites?


It has Prehistory said I pencil ' saw for my affection, I a boss crinite ' s will be, who is fallen all birds of air a sigh, and if they heard poor cock Robin

When for death her belonged for death poor cock Robin

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 07:49 PM

Do you like an apple, you like a pear?
do you like a laddie with the buckled brown hair?
Still I do not like and him, me can refuse to him,
me am more whereever with him that it goes.

Before I do not marry myself door a black scarf receives,
but now that I Marie me am, all bummeln carry you
But I do not like it yet, me can refuse to him
which I am more whereever with him, suit him

It was with the corner, fag in its opening,
two hands in its bags, whistles me outside to him
But I do not like it yet, me can refuse to him
which I am more whereever with him, suit him

It works one week, with the unloading dock for nine books
the night of Saturday which it comes the drinkable house of role.
But I do not like it yet, me can refuse to him,
me am more whereever with him that it goes

Before I do not marry myself a sport receives and I would play,
receive however maintaining the device of admission him in me manner
and still I do not like him, me can refuse to him,
me am with him more whereever that it goes

Do you like an apple? do you like a pear?
do you like a laddie with the buckled brown hair?
And it is not yet me likes him, me can refuse to him,
me is more whereever with for him that it goes

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 08:39 PM

It goes out, that, U.N. stuntmen cancer ein stuntmen


Un-stuck then-Bam-in-shut men-Bam-buhbuh all fruit, to where or the rootie..... _ at the time of U.N.


lip time lip at the time of the U.N. Klein that lip there is it pIss of the ein klost utzen which it hits, it goes out...


Three loom 1 gallons which it forms, B it receives it city hardly and it requests and at the time of Bam U.N. einstutzenbuh U.N. which it does not do ilk time lid at the time of the U.N.


Klein lid the ein klost utzen. which it hits.


Inside the west, summer there are them inside east and, a first thing gallon but B to be expensive it is.

To where of all Frutti or rootie....


Them whom it spreads out it goes out and 1 gallon, place intelligence, moves it in him almost.... the I market which it refers at the time of Bam U.N.

einstutzenbuh U.N. which it receives, lie time lee at the time of the U.N. Klein lie who ein klost utzen you whom it hits are not knowing all that the le squelch fruit and the boy truly, it forms it will carry together to where or the rootie...

It is knowing.. It goes out and Bam U.N. einstutzenbuh which receives 1 gallon, the place intelligence city...

At the time of U.N. lei time lip at the time of the U.N. Klein eli the ein lost hut then which it hits

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 09:42 PM

When I was pincer, only six months, my mother and my father too, they do not have it knows quoits with separate above, it was all two means redoubtable ragout.


They have thought tripes, they have thought in the steak, or one of in question small dawns of old cod, ma, "it jumps round in the old shop of cook, I know that the what' ll this it prompts to be developed: Ox and carrots pulps of chorus ", that boil ox and carrots.


It is the substance for "your Darby Kell, you it makes the lubricant, and to you it keeps well.

It does not live as vegetarian, in the foods that they give in the parrots, the morning up to the night, the blow outside from "your male deer in that boils ox of also carrots!

We have lessee, it is a clear-sighted creek, I am very very strange", it has said.

We have sent for the doctor, it has come round, and him it has said it jumps in in the bed.

Has poor Geri urea shown, "feel villain, then my does mother with that answers teardrop," that with you like you select ascendant "?

It has jumped the bed and has cried:

Chorus I am the father of beautiful pair kiddies, and am gentles the fat boys.

They are twin, you cannot say that is whoever, as a pair cervelats.

Atom쳌fs we have made baptize in the week.


When Pasteur atom쳌fs it has put in his knee, I have said, "as they have try these the ginger, now want that their names are:

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 03:04 AM

Irish, of the eyes are to smile, sure, ' 쳌etis that the morning in spring.

In Lied hen of the Irish laughter, you can intend the angels to sing.

If Irish hearts are happy, the whole world seems luminous and homosexual.

And if Irish eyes smile, surely, they fly far your heart.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 03:27 AM

If you came in the place from Irish reception.

There is a reception there for you.

If your name is of Timothy grass or of Claps, as long as you come from Ireland, there is thus a reception in the carpet,

If you come from the mountains of Mourne, or sea blue Killarneys,

We sing you a song and we form Gesture,

Whoever it is you one of us is, if you are Irish, this one are the place for you!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:14 AM

Chim of cher-ee chim of chim of Chim of Chim chim ey ey!

The fortunate way when Chim is, chim of cher-oo chim of chim of Chim of chim ey ey fortunately, in order to be, there is the extent!


If as for good luck when I ' ands where you have been attached is shaken,

It rubs or kiss you blow me.

Way that good fortune is and can be connected with the string but the ladder of life ' most the extent of the step under being perhaps,

You think, now, as for I time me using of the ash and this ' ƒI쳌[ƒŒ over there as for the smoke of the wide world ', chim of cher-ee chim of chim of Chim of Chim chim ey which is not appier bloke ey!

The fortunate way when Chim is, chim of cher-oo chim of chim of Chim of chim ey ey fortunately, in order to be, there is the extent!


As for good luck when I ' ands where you have been attached is shaken, everything which rubs:

Chim of cher-ee chim of chim of Chim of Chim chim ey ey!

The fortunate way when Chim is, chim of cher-oo chim of chim of Chim of chim ey ey fortunately, in order to be, there is the extent!

Good luck rubs when I ' ands where you have been attached is shaken, Bert.


As for me me the bristle of pride, it is, me it chooses the broom of A for the shaft which is done, the brush for the flute.


Tween pavement billered and the cirque does at the place where the smoke is everything, vision what, day ' there is no ardly, when ' the night ardly over there alf of thing of the shadow ' and ' being alfway of the light/write of the roof of London coo, the star is the world of the smokestack extent!

Chim of cher-ee chim of chim of Chim of Chim chim ey ey!

With you rather than everywhere in the delightful company ' appier crew being there, the extent which is at the time of a certain wot you sing, "cher-oo of Chim chim cher-ee and chim!

"Cher-oo of cher-ee and chim of chim of chim of Chim chim ey!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:34 AM

Um deceives um to deceive ay
Um deceives um to deceive ay

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


Even if sound it is the quite atrocious matter?
If you said it enough will be loud you always to sound precocious.


Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


Um deceives um to deceive ay
Um deceives um to deceive ay.


Because I am afraid the speech how when I was my father the young fellow

Which the nose swayed from side to side for me and tell me me am am bad.

But on the other hand one day I to learn the nose biggest word which preserved me to ache I once to hear and this was word.

It was: Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even if sound it is the quite atrocious matter?

If you said it enough will be loud you always to sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!


Um deceives um to deceive ay
Um deceives um to deceive ay perhaps

So when the cat has your tongue.

There is too depressed does not have the need to summon this word and you then to have very says.

But carefully better uses it or it changes a night of I pair of my girl and now I thinks its girl my wife's your life!

She is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:44 AM

do you sing in Song de Sixpencestueck
has pocket of rye
four and twenty Amseln
which were cooked in a Magpie-Chart,
like the Magpie-Chart the birds were fully opened,
it collected to sing above
it was not that plates koestlicher
aiming to adjust before the king?

The king was in his accountancy
which counts of its money.
The queen was in the place of reception
eating the bread and honey,
was the girl in the garden
which hangs clothing,
as to the bottom Amsel came
and far from her nose pecked.


Alternatively:

If you sing 4 sufficiently in song
of small-sized sixpence A of the rye,
when the pie the bird opening,
as for the クロドリ of 20 feathers
hich burn with the pie in order to place before the king the Wasn' It started singing the cute plate in the t, high.

the king in that count house
which it counts from your that money it was.
When the bread and the honey were eaten
and as for the る queen the クロドリ which to the parlour is came,
separated the mouth did from her nose
and with picking the maid was in the garden
which catches from clothing.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 06:35 AM

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

How do you obtain have the dream, if you do not have a dream, you have really vainly hope for?

Discusses moon floatin ' in sky

Lookin ' in a lily in the lake;

How discussion bird learnin does ' fly all musics which Makin ' he can do.

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

How do you obtain have the dream, if you do not have a dream, you have really vainly hope for?

Discussion house sparrow lookin ' likely toy

Pickin ' passes tree's broaches;

The discussion girl discusses boy

Countin ' all ripple in the sea.

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

You obtain have the dream, if you do not have to vainly hope for how you do arrange really to vainly hope for?

Discusses boy sayin ' to the girl: "Golly, the baby, I am the lucky cause.

"Discusses girl sayin ' to the boy: "you ' I am am lucky am our!"

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

You obtain have the dream, if you do not have to vainly hope for how you do arrange really to vainly hope for?

If you do not discuss happily, and you never have the dream, then you never will arrange really to vainly hope for!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 06:56 AM

In each work which must be regulated, there are an element of the recreation, you it recreation and Schnaepper finds!


A play of employment and each task that you are caught, become a piece of Larch of the cake has!

Spree!

It is with me very freely that. Sugar Spoonful helps medicine.

Medicine to go down goes down-wown

Which precisely descends medicine

Spoonful assistances from sugar.

The medicine in manner herrlichste goes to the bottom


Robin which his nest equips with the feathers, owes very little time at the time of the seizure of its tops of the cord and Twig to stop although enough verses in its continuation.

It has a merry melody toot which it knows that a song shifts along employment...

Sugar Spoonful helps the medicine which will descend the medicine down-wown which precisely descends medicine

Spoonful assistances from sugar which medicine goes to the bottom of manner herrlichste

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:19 AM

Oh! The sunken wood stage is a-rollin ' in the plain, by curtain flappin ' and driver slappin ' Mahler.

where flappin of the curtain ' and slappin of the operator ' have been attached ', is the bridle.

Beautiful sky! Splendid day!

Crack of Rod!
As for crack of Rod!
Crack of Rod!


Oh! The sunken wood stage is a-rollin ' in the plain, by curtain flappin ' and driver slappin ' Mahler.

Where the arrow of Injun is thicker than the quill of the porcupine '.

Dangerous land!
There is no lag time!

So, the crack of the Rod!
As for crack of Rod!
Crack of Rod!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 09:26 AM

All come from the toothpick to one kind of baby grand material in ours apartment from father's store

upper and lower garments I to wear some person wears in front of


no wonder that me to feel maltreats me

never to obtain the matter the father which uses


strictly not to have the enterprise second hand

I to put on the second hand hat

second hand upper and lower garments

therefore they tell me second hand Ross

we the piano to buy in the living room daddy for extremely I wear in US dollar

second hand pearl

The second hand curl

I never to obtain only thought is new Jake, the water plumber.

He was I worships him brightly after to tell me person he before married!

As everybody knows that, I am just second hand Ross from the second main road!
From second main road!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:07 PM

I've been busy for a few days, but I'm glad to see others (especially Mr. Happy) have still been at it.

Here's one from the Japanese:

Hit the drum of 12 drummers. Piping of 11 pipers. The main thing 10 it jumps. 9 women who dance. In 8 women start squeezing. The moth butterfly of 6 feathers putting the swan of 7 feathers which swim. Five gold rings. Bird of call of 4 feathers.   The pigeon of the turtle of the hen 2 feather of France of 3 feathers, or it does not become the partridge of the wood.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:12 PM

Just stepping in with a quick verse and a chorus:


It harms it, Paddy to die Murphy one harms, which, I never to forget,
each to receive to howl to drink; there is not already sober.
Such as drink was led around, each one believed so a long time that homosexual
and O' Leary with Bagpipes which came music for to play.
Mrs Murphy had sat in the corner and poured its sorrow,
while Kelly and its stakes, him dirty robbers stripping,
him in which anteroom to crawl, and a bottle of Whiskystola.
And they placed the bottle on Corpse, to hold cold alcohol

And it is, as they showed a Paddy respect in Murphy
which is, as they showed their honor and their pride.
They said that it was Sin and a dishonour, however it with one of others winked.
and all in wakehouse to go, Nachtklaps to die Murphy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Keef
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 10:59 PM

Er Mr Happy

it stops that you go to the curtain


(stop it you'll go blind)!!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 08:16 AM

This is the most enigmatic translation I've come across so far, the Korean version of "My Blue Heaven".

hwi Under pickled fish poverty the will the father lu temper, nighttime night one time, presses in the heaven which is my green onion which is born. The rotary right which is legitimate.   }you{' The ll in the heaven which is a discovery my green onion the extensive map the enemy whom it does white color of a flame.   }you{' ll discovery quite place, fireplace, cozy room. In the place where the rose blooms the nestled small nest }that{' S The Molly and in me the crab and the baby three, together inside the heaven which is a production my green onion which is legitimate.

Just to review: Pickled fish poverty the will the father= whip-poor-will.

Green onion = blue

I don't know how the crab got into the family.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:17 AM

I took town of London my manner which was it Cheapside, me risked, to flee, if an adapted pretty girl, met me there and then with kisses me chop greeted it:

Me to the installations, with the tensioners to the London installations the city which I was to the installations, was to the bottom.

To the bottom with the tensioners to the London installations a city

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:20 AM

But sometimes it works quite well ... (Engl.-Germ.-French-Engl.)

There is a house in New-Orleans which they name the increasing sun. It is been the ruin much a girl, and I, good Lord, was one.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 AM

Did you hear of Ball muck of Phil Flutter, city?

Times strongly corresponded to him; the man was indeed in fallow.

Thus, it too precisely sends information to its neighbours, and to all, as it would like its company this evening with a ball.

And writing ' it paid attention outside that with them, which, if they found a hat of sound which is pleasant duet, more placed inside, each time that it required it which ' would be ' best the music to run up ' of Flouter ' proposes it '.

With that toot Flout and Twiddle of the violin, O;

Hopping, like a herring ' on which pan of average torrefaction,

O Up! To the bottom hands more ', crossing with the wall.
OH -! We did not have homosexual it is with of Phil the ball of Fluters etym.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Mar 06 - 01:25 PM

Opinion yes, Mister minuzioesen Brieftraeger makes an attempt waiting Mr Brieftraeger requires Mr Brieftraeger, seen (OH- yeah) if him a letter in your bag for me (please, ask Mr Brieftraeger) why him ' a long moment (OH- yeah) for me lasting, of this boy my to hear give duty there a word of my friend wegvorwand-Herrn of the factors ' wait and see OH- ' being until now today, if there is a letter, a letter for me to look at and I see have ' await here ' Mr allowed Brieftraeger so patiently for rights a chart or precisely a letter, saying ' that it ' with me (R Mitch (bollard, bollard


Mr. Brieftraeger) why ' a long time (OH- yeah) for me lasting, from this boy from my there to have any word of my friend (A) gives to hear now away pretext gentleman Brieftraeger today centre, if acres, a letter gives a letter for me to look and see I have ' yesterday control room ' Mr. Brieftraeger confessed so patiently for a straight map or a straight letter, saying ', which he returns ' home to tons to me (Mr. Brieftraeger) sees Mr. Brieftraeger, Blick and (OH- yeah) if acres a letter

In Your bag for me (please, Mr Brieftraeger asks) why there ' is to hear a long moment (OH- yeah) for me lasting, of this boy my thus much of days that you see me passed that tears ' did not stop, for feels me ' ' to be in my eyes to better train you, in ' leaving me ' ' a chart or a letter (Mr Brieftraeger) to see Mr Brieftraeger, seen and (OH- yeah) if there ' is continuously ' a letter in your bag for me (please, Mr Brieftraeger asks) why him ' a long moment (why you do not recognize a re-examination him fuehrer corbie, die Laughed, ' in


If eyes mean to stand you did not stop, in order me feel better to educate, by leaving ' ton me a map or a letter (Mr. Brieftraeger) to see Mr. Brieftraeger, Blick and (OH- yeah) if acres a letter in your bag for me (bollard, bollard Mr. Brieftraeger) why acres ' continuously it gives a long time (why you do not see examination and wait a further mark for me, you received), them a minuzioese waiting period a minuzioese waiting period a minuzioese waiting period more minuzioeser (Mr postman) Mr postmen,

To look at you and see you (the EC my livrentla letter who improve Mr Brieftraeger

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Mar 06 - 12:32 PM

Far "me pulls" far as takes my I wee comedian in the street.

The far refrigerations put "the love in with as step I wee the light of helium for my charge

cho:

Certain from Tumble and the lake Rannoch and Lochaber I will go sky from erej'kis corridors of their WI "in wiles.

If it is thinkin "in the internal heart your boasters in my step, you have not smelled never the confusion" the islands.

The OH the distant Coolins is puttin "love in with as step I my WI" cromack in the islands.

It is from Shiel the water that the way is in the west from Aillort and from Morar in the sea, cool cresses is thinkin "for mad w' and the fern for closes the eye in the knee of mothers.

The blue islands me pull "the laughter arranging the leap above lamé the blue islands from the Skerries in the wee honey of erej'kis toilets try on each name.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Mar 06 - 01:01 PM

While the one morning old L for pleasures went, I spine Kuh-Cow-puncher me draws all from it to assemble it;


Its hat thrown and its encourages ein-a-jingling, while it approached to me ' this song ein-singend, the choral society was back:

From Whoopee Ti yi yo, do not receive from it, of small Huendchen, your misfortune of the lieutenants and any my itself.

From Whoopee Ti yi yo, receive, of small Henchmen, for you know that Wyoming is your new house.

Early in Frue year us high round Henchmen, marking ' the EM and type ' EM and pendulum far from their ends;

If you lead our horses, you charge, and then throw Henchmen outside the truck of fixation you on the trace.

It whooping ' and shouts ' entered and ' it Henchmen; OH -, as the L desire which you would go. It ein-a-whooping ' and punches ' and goes white one-A, of small Henchmen for you that Wyoming must be your new house.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Mar 06 - 01:41 PM

The dad who one drinks again and him batches become men taken, and his wives, the house association, there is a lack of beer, but required you do not have fear.

Bert which went to the enter the door of service of the publication, somebody whom the piano plays, like if to use of a hammer of transport, "my heart" to of Crucifying goes there, then an impact by Bert of Tuer?


Its and what?


-Me has to begin beer to him to be thus ready for us.


Choral society ' of Ee, as we could sing, would take what a recreation these nights, chummiest hours a long time at the end, at once that we would find a key –

OH-! What a harmony!

These voices versoffenen could lend, the "heart my of heart" for a beginning or "precisely to the house my back of baby goes".

If it comes, at an end it is - you make us still sing it!

They do not write any more ' EM like that!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Mar 06 - 06:39 PM

The Tom the Tom which is important in the capture which is important, the ground control with you connects in ground control as your protein pill and your helmet the Tom in the start counting knockdown, which is important in ground control to let, in checking ignition engine and shoes

Love 10 things which it does not know, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, things,


This it lets to leave the capsule which is fired you doing to talk, you with realness salary and the paper who shirt you hour wear it now to peel, knowing,

Sip this it is a ground control goes out in the Tom which is important and the door it leads and it is a Tom which is important in the ground control which is stepping inside the method which is most peculiar and me it is refloating and the star here it sees quite different today it sits far inside the tin can above the hazard world-wide planetary globe and me it is green onion

Rah and anything which is the possibility of doing to go out

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Mar 06 - 07:00 PM

I satisfy an old girl improved with an old understanding not refined improved.

I am of type soft and simple.

I wish an old improved house, with an old improved fence and improved a Millionaire old man.

I wish an old improved car, Cadillac cherry, a long time enough a track of bowling in the back starts.

I wish an old improved house, with an old improved fence and improved a Millionaire old man.

I remain, am not slipping by to my weaving loom, an effort my with me maintenances, if it holds the piles of the money assembly.

In our maisonette, there is has the soundproof seedbed not to awake the baby, while I count.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Mar 06 - 10:25 PM

Rap 'er to bank, me canny lad!
Wind 'er away, keep tornin!
The back-shift men are gannin' hyam,
We'll be back in the mornin'.

My feyther used to call the torn
When the lang shift was ower.
As he went oot bye, ye'd hear him cry;
D'ye knaa it's efter fower?

And when that aaful day arrived,
The last shift for me feyther;
A faal of stones and brokken bones,
But still above the clatter, he cried:


Rap 'er te bank, me canny lad!
Wind 'er reet slow, that's clivor!
This poor aad lad hes tekken bad,
Aa'll be back heor nivvor.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Mar 06 - 03:30 AM

What language is that?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 06 - 08:28 AM

On up of the spaghetti which it covers with the total cheese, when the troublesome army song sneezes, me the meat which me, is poor wan it will cut and it lost.

It falls and the table, above the meat which me which roll from the that time door is poor wan in the person it copies.

It inside the regular staff, and rolled in the lower part of the bush, that time the meat which me, is poor wan it slept, anything but the bat umbrella it was not.

There could be a taste and, grew with that time next summer and this tree of it like taste the bat umbrella which is.

The tree the whole covered at the whole and this meal it covered, to it the meat wan it slept and also the cutting board cultivated a source.

When you eat the spaghetti like this and you sneeze at any time, above the whole the cheese and your meat wan in the person in grasp to cover,


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bat umbrella? - damn clever these Koreans!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 07:55 PM

CComme DARKNESS the DUNGEON
Blackbird Travis

And vehicles, young person hear, come thus and thus condemn the young person.
And operation of research not your fortune in dreary dark wells.
It is formed like practice and oozes in your heart.
Until black lets the electricity of your blood like coal run thus.

CHORUS: Where him like Dungeon and moisture is dark the cables,
Where the dangers are double and where the pleasures are a small number,
Where the rain never falls and never seems the sun,
It is downwards in the wells like dark Dungeonweise.

There is much a man whom I knew my day
That which precisely lived, to work far its complete life.
Like fiend with its lubricant or a drunkard its wine,
A man wants for Lure of the wells.

I, hope for well if I went and if the age rolls,
My body blackens and made with coal.
Then, I look at of the door of my celestial house.
And minor Pity that which digs my bones.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Chris Maltby
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 10:17 PM

He said "a bayonet, that is a weapon
with a function man at each end.
If you betray your country, serve your category
sign for war above do not mean friend,
do not sign above not for war.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 12:53 AM

The FROZEN BLOCK of CRANE BLOCKWINDE
(James Stevens)

Like me one evening in the small coffee hinsass,
An old waitress with me that these words said:

"To see I, that you a crane, and not general right bum,
The cause nobody a crane of block agitates however its coffee is an inch.

My liked were a crane of block, is today none there that him;
If you pour Whisky on him, it could eat a package hay.

It never shaved its Whiskers by far its skin hornigen.
It would suit it precisely inside with a hammer and would bite it far towards the interior.

My liked came to see one day freezing me afterwards.
It held forks and spoons me in its vernarrten which broke three movements.

It embraced me, distributed us, so hard that it broke my Kiefer.
I could not speak, to declare to him that it forgot its mackinaw became.

I saw my Geliebtverlassen and sauntering by snow,
Forty-eight gaily heimwaerts go downwards.

Tried to freeze time, him. It tested its level well.
With degrees hundred below zero, it buttoned its waistcoat.

You to freeze clean to cross towards China. It has cold in top with stars.
It have cold my love of crane of block to miles degrees above below zero.

You in futile, would Sir thaw out him and you tried to accept me?
You left him in the axtblaetter, Douglastanne with heels.

And thus I lost want to say liked that and to this coffee I, come.
And here, I, wait somebody agitates his coffee with his inch."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby (Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man")
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:51 AM

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:42 AM

"The time for hesitation's through; no time to wallow in the test card. Baby, we could only roofing stone, and our coils become has funeral pyre. Come one Baby light my fire. Try to set one night on fire."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 03:14 AM

In a gada da empty, Baby, don't you know that I coils you?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:59 AM

I cannot receive not satisfaction, me cannot satisfaction receive.

' Cause that I test and I test and I test and test me.

I cannot receive No, me can No receive.

If I ' am ' drivin ' in my car and this man comes on the radio and it is tellin ' me more and more more slightly useless information which owes my imagination abfeuern.

I cannot No, OH- do not receive Nr.nr..

He He He, which I say, is.

I cannot receive not satisfaction, me cannot satisfaction receive.

' Cause that I test and I test and I test and test me.

I cannot receive No, me can No receive.

If I am watchin ', my television apparatus and this man suit me above, explain, like the white can be my shirts.

Well it cannot be the cause of a man ' whom it does not smoke the same cigarettes as me.

I cannot No, OH- do not receive Nr.nr..

He He He, which I say, is.

I cannot receive not satisfaction, me cannot a girl with an activity receive.

' Cause that I test and I test and I test and test me.


I cannot receive No, me can No receive.

If I ' am with the entour ' ridin ' the world and I am doin ' this one and I sign that and I am that tryin ' to form '', a girl who explains me, baby a recent week following ' the cause to turn over ' better ' than you see than I am on the tape losing.

I cannot No, OH- do not receive Nr.nr..


He He He, which I say, is.

I can receive No, me can No receive, me cannot of satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction to receive

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:51 PM

Come wrinkles the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction. Forget butt your cares, it is time to relaxed at the junction. Batches of curves, you study bureau, and even more when you get to the junction. There's has little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction. It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction. And that's Uncle Joe, he's moving kind of slow fox trot at the junction. Petticoat Junction.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:04 PM

(English to Dutch to French to Spanish to English.)

Green Pungent is the places to be. Farm living is the life for me. Land spreading out under Officers' Club of Revolutionary Armed forces and wide. Keep Manhattan just give me that countryside. New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling has. I just adores a penthouse view. Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue. The chores. Best stores. Fresh air. Times Square. You plows my wife. Goodbye city life. Green Acres we plows there.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:10 PM

Me it is late, Me quite the date when it is important hazard it is late.

The hour when it talks Hello, Goodbye, me it is late, me it is late, me it will be a late B and when waving, it loses and to go out the hour when it stores.

My cotton hair shape ear and the place beard shave in me too much many hour were caught.

Me it runs and it goes out and day l possibility that time, it wishes to run, it runs, it runs the fact that it is.

It goes out and to talk, stopping it does there is a danger and it peels here reason why and there is, me it is an overdue, Me the rabbit su thyu it is an inside.

Goodbye, Hello, me it will be late, B it will be late, B it is late even it will talk.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:35 PM

If you BURY Me buried CDans TO WANT TO SAY TOTAL (words and music by of Malvina Reynolds) me in my totals, not to use buried my gabardine, me in my totals or the my Jean schlagen-oben. If you give my complaint to the uncle Jake, it can carry them and buries with my trace me in my totals. Undertaker receives my paste, receives fall to it my bones, and what is left, for of these granite stones, this complaint must however go cost me a zwei-Wochen-Bezahlung, therefore it let live during another day and buries me in my totals. there * it fall it this calms a place, to give this any work, and I to stop simple in equipping them, that I always to carry, this complaint for heat climes, vacancy and happy time to form, therefore to bury you to me in my total. I gave him a hand, to remove the country and to make increase the cities, helped me to take harvest inside and to put the railway bolts, bourdonné approximately me East-West, is a time that I had a little remains, therefore you bury me in my totals. And if I come to the sky, in which they hold a work and of Sin, they open these barriers perligen and more holler, "concerned inside! A function which is like you rigid, we know that had his share of the hell to the bottom, therefore you come to famous in your totals.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 10:56 AM

Almost the sky, the West Virginia blue mountains of edge, Shenandoah lives of river

Is old, older there as the trees

Which as the mountains are younger and as a Breeze the choral society rises:


Roads, take the house in the place, me to me western Virginia belong, Gebirgs mutter


Take me house, roads

All my memories injury of their minor, foreigners seize, with the blue water

Which is dark and dusty, paints on the nebulous taste of the sky

Moonshine, teardrop in my eye

Me hear with the entourage their voice, the hours that she points out me to

Radio me my broad house

Weg drivin ' the road calls downwards,

Me receive the morning ' a feelin ' those me should have been yesterday, yesterday

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 11:26 AM

When you under tiredness time, a tear is inside your eye, it will small feel,

The hour roughly will get and the political party percentage

Friend by the bridge normality the adjacent waters which will have difficulty case

Me who will be discovered together it will go out and in order

To you to drop side by the bridge normality in order to drop together

The adjacent waters which has difficulty, will put and it will carry, all will stop them will put and that it will carry and when case you where it will hand down like this eagerly

It selects, in lower part and connecting at the outside, when you connect in distance,

Darkness five temper pains by the bridge normality the adjacent waters which will have difficulty together multi case me

Which am to total circumference it will go out and in order to drop by the bridge normality in order to drop together the adjacent waters which has difficulty will put your portion,

It will carry, will put and to carry and to have will go

And you friend and in necessity by the bridge normality the adjacent waters which has difficulty together,

Or it navigates to paste, after, or the side by the bridge normality which is a quality thing to do

The adjacent waters which has difficulty together your mind,

Or the sidelight I peeled your mind which is a quality thing to do

As to the silver girl the sail, until your hour the sail was to their method

And in order to shine all your dream which it sees all it lived

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 06:35 AM

His wellies which the what kind of will take off when committing sodomy, when you sit in plan.

Wellies them ' are wondering Rob inside smell, the swell Ohio wellies, ' cause them whom it defends from the adjacent waters it maintains, you there is a possibility of always talking.


There will be you to the place and when they place your wellies hazard intelligence he is not?


There will not be your foot inside your wellies which it spreads out at the hospital, or the infirmary

Where it spreads out will be it will be extensive and and it will be and they dosage of place influenza or the pleurisy becomes the cause which it gets up!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:18 AM

Me it will be extensive in the lower part of my skin and it is having.


Me inside my heart it is having from the extensive deep place.

You with realness that it is, my portion from the like this deep place inside my heart.

Me it will be extensive in the lower part of my skin and it is having.

To be like this in inside widely known I not to be, tried.

Me or it talked to oneself: "This assuredly branch will not be and it is like this the well."


The baby, when B being Iss who will sleep like this, B the fact that it will resist but to peel, why, me it will be extensive in the lower part of my skin and it is having.

The thing me anyone it hangs, but it will be extensive nearly and it is with hazard it will sacrifice they in the place.

Night and repetition in spite of even in the warning voice which comes in, inside my ear repetition: It will spread out, the small fool it will not know, it will spread out and and the possibility which it will win assuredly it is not.

Your mentality under using boil, happen in actuality.

Before starting to go out but, standstill, it will go out always and will be extensive the cause which it is having in the lower part of my skin and goes out, you by thought that only in me it does.


The thing me anyone it hangs, but it will be extensive nearly and it is with hazard it will sacrifice they in the place.

Night and repetition in spite of even in the warning voice which comes in it shout it hits inside my, ear as to peel:

It will spread out, the small fool it will not know, it will spread out and and the possibility which it will win assuredly it is not.


The use, which is not, builds your mentality, to peel and why, happen in actuality.

It will go out but and every time, the jus will carry and your thought rightly before and me which am a n which it will make it will stand still, to go out will be extensive the cause which it is having in the lower part of my skin and and it starts.

It will be like that, me it will be extensive it is having in the lower part of my skin and.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:27 AM

The stranger in the night of exchange glance wants to know night of any is the opportunity we can share loves before the night passes is.

Something in yours eye is therefore invites, something smiles in you is therefore stimulates, something in mine heart, tells me me to have to have you.

The stranger night, two lonely people we are the stranger night are definitely settled by the moment we to say our first hello.

We knew the love will be the glance.

A warm hug dance and - that night of we from that later is together.

The lover first, is loving forever.

It very is finally correct, is the stranger night.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:41 AM

Ohio my name anti- Hugh, it is an ear to borrow the ear to borrow.


Ohio my name anti- Hugh, it is an ear to borrow.


My name anti- Hugh and it went out and, cough and my ear it fell only and the ear to borrow the ear to borrow, it hammed down.


Being pale in the Ohio ground, in the ground which is sickly in the ground, being pale, my right side ear my right side ear which is sickly.


My right side ear it it is sickly to be pale ' but now for above it it being legitimate, stepped before and it wound and it wound it was.


U it puts and or U it puts hazard or U who shouts it puts hazard or but it shouts necessity but necessity.

Or necessary to have but it shouts and go my ear which ages ' there is at an outside and Jig Ash me the round thing it refers hereupon and will pass the room, to the circumference of the room in my ear.

The Watneys which it drinks goes out and to a tear will teach it goes out in a tear will teach, will teach and it drinks the map Watneys the map it does.


The Watneys which it drinks the map will do in a tear and arrived different pulse week khan attachment and faith falling will arrive

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,lvdmeer
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 10:34 PM

I like this - it seems a very dystopian view of Malvina's orginal concept

"The small crates on hillside,
Small made ickytackykisten on hillside, crates small of all same
It is there green, and rosa and blue and yellow
And them are all made outside of stickier ticky,
And they all just look at the same thing.

And all persons in the houses went to the university,
Where they were placed in crates,
And they outside of whole the same thing came.  
There are physicians, and there are attorneys, and the frameworks
And they of  affairs are all made outside of stickier ticky,
And they all just look at the same thing.  

And they the whole play on the gulf (sic!) course and drink their dry martini,
And they all have beautiful children to go going
And the children to the school and the children to the vacation colony,
And then in the university,
Where they are placed in crates
And them to come outside of whole the same thing.  

And the boys enter with affairs and to marry and raise a family in crates,
 Which were made in sticky ticky,
And they all just look at the same thing."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 05:24 AM

1. I am good fair of a young person in love please,
who was based on Campden and I lived in Shoreditch,
which on Umdrehungsun et fourpenny was.
But there was a fly in the ointment, because you very soon notice, Cos, although I liked it so much well always, her liked Portuguese.

2. One night saw I it all two together,
and I had opened mouth, in order to speak.
But the view, which I saw, before I had spurred myself to close me clogged upward fast!
For it all two were erholsames there, laughed themselves them, and held hands,
and it was seduction of it with Pinten babycham!

3. It was a malicious piece of work,
Gonzales was its name.
And there it was un-A-dallying with the honour of my ramme.
Thus I solved, in order to kill it,
although I knew that it was a sin,
Cos that I did not like Portuguese not generally
and in particular I liked ' in!

4. Thus I followed it to its dwellings,
which on was in Millwall or thereabouts,
and I followed upward it of an avenue,
and I turned it within - exterior!
Then I murmured jealous oaths and things,
and it struck black, and bluer
then I put a cover up of the man-hole upward,
and I bunged swallow it a discharge!

5. Now, where she heard, what I made,
made it for me the weak hell of the life
so much just for the peace and the peace him inside,
just as made I!
So much now I am upward before the nozzle,
in order to answer for me to the crime.
He said: I do not like, what first on far you made, my threads,
but I you the second time will forgive!

6. Now the love and the jealousy are dangerous passions,
I must the ' end with carrier have never mixed.
I would know many more wisely,
Cos now its than I here geschmachtet in Brixton.
Everything for the love of a fair good young person,
who was based on Campden
all for the love of a fair good young person,
has I thirteen years within received!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 06:13 AM

Via Babelfish:

Four strong crane that to roast solitairement,
seven seas, the height can be run,
all these things which do not modify, comes what wants.
But our good times all went and move me for jumped top.
I seek you, if I am indeed in this way a back.

======================


Your misleading heart can be cried
you cry to cry, and and to try you to sleep.
But the sleep does not make a success of the whole night.
Your misleading heart explains on you.

If tears come to the bottom rain falling,
you throw and name my name.
They go the floor the manner which me.
Your misleading heart explains on you.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 06:22 AM

to fall by snow in a sleigh,
collects us an open horse opens
and completely laughs.
Bell on bobtail of fasten
and to form luminous spirit.
Which recreation it must go up and you sing
sleighing a song it at evening.

Jingle bells, Jingleglocken, jingle completely.
OH -, what a recreation it must assemble
in a horse open sleigh, He!
Jingle bells, Jingleglocken, jingle completely.
OH -, which recreation it must assemble
in a horse open sleigh.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 06:27 PM

Sorry if someone's already posted this one, but it's too priceless not to share it! LOL

Like me one evening in the small coffee hinsass,
has the forty waitresses of year of to me that these words said:
"I sees that you are a crane of block, and not precisely ordinary Gammler,
because nobody, a crane of block agitates however his coffee is an inch.

My liked was a crane of block. There is none today of it but him.
If you pour Whisky on him, it would eat a package hay.

It never shaved its Whiskers by far its skin hornigen.
It would bite it far towards the interior inside with a hammer zerstossen and it right.

My liked came to see one day of winter me afterwards.
It held covered me in a vernarrtem which broke three movements.

It embraced me, distributed us, therefore strongly it in my Kiefer fallows some;
I could not speak, to declare to him that it forgot its mackinaw.

Then, sauntering I saw wanting to say liked to leave and by snow
and joyeusement heimwaerts went to the bottom forty-eight.

Time tried to freeze time him; it tested its level well.
With degrees hundred below zero, it buttoned its waistcoat.

It has cold it towards China, has clearly cold in top with stars.
It has cold my love of crane of block to miles degrees above below zero.

In futile, you would thaw out it and tried to believe you him, Sir?
He in the axtblaetter, the Douglas ones precisely left you with Spot cuts.

And thus, I lost want to say liked, and I came to this coffee,
and here I, wait somebody agitates his coffee with his inch."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 04:36 AM

If one time you can say shine and the coming very is the red which caribou leads to Rudolph.

When "Ò it is with the saw, there is a nose.

When Rudolph which is thought by Santa Claus you it is very bright.

Whether how the nose could not lead his tonight.

My sleigh and reindeers in love, led caribou which is lowered.


With red of history either one with you.

You shout with happy Rudolph which enters.

The use of other reindeers which it has owned and ridicules in order in him who shines to say to those.

Never bad Rudolph competitive everything of caribous which because there is a fog measures Christmas eve time in name connection.

You do not have to note because it does not do, thing

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 05:02 AM

I can early increase the morning, if the sun increases it, and me can intend it

Small birds to sing joy amusement of.

Hurrah for the life of a national boy and too ramble in the new hay mown after their layland.


In spring, us sowing with the harvest let us mow and which is, as the round seasons they go.

But of all the marks I may be would be deviating by the new hay mown to choose you.

OH- Nancy is my homosexual and him soft flowers like the flowers each day.

But I like his the best in May, us by the new mown hay am deviating in winter.

If that grey of the sky we surround far our times with inherence and with a ditch, but the summer, if the sun seems homosexual, we go ramblin ' by the new mown hay.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 07:19 AM

Trailers for the sale or the rent, the rooms prevent - 50 cents any telephone, any of bassoons.

It counts and it sprouts and secret conference

No pets obtain any cigarettes, ampere-hour, but 2 hours to press popup of broom 8 by room.

I will be by man of middles, by no means by the king of 12 ya-.krovatey, it is which road.

3rd Yoyo efflorescence car, midnight train destination and Bangor Maine.

Old worn-out suit and boots, pay no trade-union payments.

I smoke the old stodgiest, I am which it found, soon, but is too large all around.

I will be large man of middles, by no means by the king of road.

I know each engine on each train all children, all of their names.

Each output in each town and each lock which not locked when no -one's all around,

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 07:42 AM

My truth one love goes out and being truth one.

Ohio Miss it is and to peel as them in me it asks, the I here.

Silence it will split justly will not be negated must come true.

The fact that you you the smoke get some day it replies inside your eye, at the time of non-your heart,

The eye distant Ohio love all them talk.

It will discover and and in order them me the chaffed to think it is cheerful and it will be able to suspect my love which laughs to today my love.

My, love flying without and far going out and and and multi the laughter friend goes out now and will hide Ohio tear.

The bird cage it is like that and me it smiles and love the be fire matrix smoke when gets inside your eye


Which the smoke gets inside your eye to peel it talks

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:15 AM

Passengers satisfy sag a' reverend IN the toilets, while the train in in the post is.

We propose a plug, while the train in in the light of moon you it thinks should always if you call of water to lead really pleasantly.

Should, you the coaches are reported that it in puts a container in your Vestibule.

I buckram OH - violently that break seat there here, favour' my, as to you lose all.

I, I gay anon task for you leave the post.


Provided that I go with your girl I, an effort to have in order to it leads the sad water where I have come indeed in the city.

I am the individual that they have under made to pushin "them.

Dirtied the cushions of seat of before reproductions in the superior surface of table of Trojan쳌fs tomatoes inside.

Promenading in in the park, Goosing Statue later the dark, if the horse can this take in a Sherman쳌fs, because you cannot

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:37 AM

I sing an envy male and the sweet snack 16 maids' fables.
She is Bay Fijian sends and silences uncommunicative
And she and her mother lives in the Bethnal green edge
She to serve all weeks is for the rich old Greek
Artificial hers daddy in the bestowment,

And she one is delighted is Friday night
When she has young rock and roll

To my correct fall all; to my breast fall dally, to my itty piece fail dual day

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:48 AM

The left the man hazard each night and one inside the city which works good one, I self to lose 1 minutes assuredly and Jim Ann, ' the tournament be in agony, the method thing.

Singing together: ' In the pebble leading figure retention, ' in ignition the maul lids the retention, which is haughty, the Rollin' and the rollin', in the river the rollin'.

It goes out and when it burns tying in the river boat queen until, Memphis it pumped in many pain lower part, nun it will come but and lick anus inside or cleaned inside the many plate assuredly the city is good, side, ' it did not see.

Singing together Rollin' and rollin', in river rollin'.

When you to the river will come in lower part, the flesh in order to discover the few people will be thin and be extensive and bet.

It gives and it is happy spreads out ' the cause which does not have the money which it spreads out must be in agony in the river, the person.

Singing together Rollin' and rollin', in river rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', in river rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', in river rollin'.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 09:28 AM

Flat Mona, flat Mona, the men did not mention it that you are; therefore as lady with mystical by smile they that ' reason you it do charge her single ' for this flat strangeness Mona with their smile?

Snorted, in order to cause pleased one, flat Mona?

Order this one it is the skin of road defective heart?

Many dreams were accepted for their stage of door there it desist vital no and they do die will be to them you there heat-, you will be you actual, flat Mona?

Older desist vital'now the single of pro five denier of skill does excite fries and?

Snorted, in order to cause pleased one, flat Mona?

Odour this one it is the skin of road defective heart?

Many dreams were accepted for their stage of door there it desist vital no and they do die will be to them you there heat-, you will be you actual, flat Mona?

Odder desist vital snow the single of proizvedeni of skill does excite fries and?

Flat Mona, Flat Mona

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 10:54 AM

To come abundance from owner of house of the liquid dish,
Until it comes surplus abundance
From owner of house of the liquid dish,
Until it makes us run rueber

For this night the merry, merry will is to be run can.
For this night, we are the will, which is merry, merry.
For this night, we are the will, which is merry, merry.
We are tomorrow and to sleep rather soberest let us go,

Here to the man, the small beer drink soberest
Is to the man, the small beer let us drink?
Here and to sleep rather soberest let us go

Which it, is to fade will, as the sheets fade him,
Will to fade, as the sheets fade him,
Will to fade, as the sheets fade
And to fall far in October

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 11:54 AM

All now has there a place in Wigan, a place you who should know:
A small factory employed, which things go whole are.
They do not form however of Jakes or Eccles cakes or things with the stick over the walls,
The night and the day that they work far for uncles Joes Mint of ball.

CHORAL SOCIETY:

Perfect balls of the uncle completely hold of Joes you aglow.
' Give EM to your Old ma and l commit sodomy to go outward journey.
Far with coughing and sniffles! Hold some-a in the hand.
' Suck EM and see, and you approve
That they are in the whole country best.

I dad always wished hair buckled on his stripped head
You suck "uncles Joes Mint ball." It is that the doctor said.
Thus, it received uncles Joes Mint ball and all the long night sucked.
When it it next morning rose, it had completely hair on its language.

CHORAL SOCIETY:
Perfect balls of the uncle completely hold of Joes you aglow.
' Give EM to your Old ma and l commit sodomy to go itself.
Far with coughing and sniffles! Hold some-a in the hand.
' Suck EM and see, and you approve that they are in the whole country best.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:59 PM

Cook the fire which logs on another ones,
The bacon and me on the bean which is,
Go out to the car, and changing, wash the tire,
Put in place the blue jeans where I who my socks and am sewn am old;

Fill up my tube, next the manoeuvre my slipper going,
And boil me on another pot of brown.

Why it leaves me, then another ones are logged on, the fire,
The person is called to me lovely, it comes, put.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 08:34 AM

Domino thing glow fireman all room, with his thing inside aerial house
Were some friend and I night
When face all cement white "What's comfort?
When "non us who are not it is and it is grand and long the spree"

So which becomes all it is good and long us we from that place us the this
Oh positively the more
Till which will be or 10 minute intelligence the miss
And which is not the possibility of doing is not in the Brown

And and the lower part which become the stiff drink in our there
Then elementary quantity luck
Everybody basement which matches the meIts the Moriah? ""
In Oh Moriah lower part, in the floor

"Booze which will be from that place the whisky with the high piece the down
Mopping side, the stiff drink with the high piece the brown, when" all it will clean connecting until, by them them who to come in it knocks in door and "Well ' do not do the fireman cried
As who comes as this brown of what it follows," the ghost? ""

It will see the Have and it will request and it will commit sodomy in you
And you쳌fre my auntie, who sees your auntie,
"It will talk," it talks the brown which the haemorrhage bar,
"it talks to fire" "Oh", "MacIntyre"

And we will seize and all the eye which is a green onion which it gets
The distant paralytic long
By the grey-brown cow which becomes the drunk
When which will swell up

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 09:11 AM

The Snaefell, the Tyndwald and the Benmachree navigated the boat ocean of 14 ships.

Is haughty and the Manx name being included but from that place will of 1 thing assuredly again singing together which is:

The Man Company, it loses inside the child land ocean Ohio EllenVannen.

Of the island of Ohio EllenVannen which Only the Ramsey inside reducing 1a.m the Tier "contracting us whom it delivers."

When ill pray, in order to talk that it talks mail inside rough weather in order for the steel wire which in the green onion

EllenVannen which is mighty it listens to it hides from storm right her her which is as this width USS Riverpool in order to navigate

In the distant city the grasp under sufficiency in lower part the battened 1

Man x 20 the man of the dog takes leave passenger

Riverpool her businessman "good-bye hell this some boat of hazard jumps to great ambition and the Mona's island!

"By the green onion EllenVannen which is mighty mile sees from the stick light ship compared to the enemy the silver and her to hit the target sank 'neath the adjacent waters of the Riverpool bay and from that place her at this day

The some Manxmen which it deceives now the very last hour navigates 99EllenVannen December

A the storm right which is terrible date 3rd thinks inside

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 09:31 AM

Heel yo Ho, boys; let they go, with boys;

Are you caught them round and all be together hills

Ho, boys, made you them go, the boys, headwaters with of Mingulay to veils which Oblast we are certainly, white Minch?

Which Oblast us for wind or time?

Let they go to boys; each tariff segment headwaters with of Mingulay.

Women wait, by the port until they have bee to wait, since the cut day of O attaches its circulation then, boys, draws you, while the sun adjusts on of Mingulay.

Ships decrease now, the mothers charged heavy who ' hold of the children a-cryin, ' which they decreases, although, if the sun rates turn over it to of Mingulay.

Boy of heel yoo-Hoo;

It makes and them go with the boy,

As their this seize does the pebble which it spreads out does boil all to together the boy of hill

Ho, thin you is produced, the boy, the Oblast us being positive, white Minch the headwaters to of the Mingulay is by the veil?

Which Oblast wind or hour hazard us?

It makes and them go to the boy,

Each tariff segment heimwaerts.
In of Mingulay

The sun but it regulates on up of the Mingulay them the honeybee which it will wait, the boy, will be stimulated in order for the cut day of the O that time to attach it circulation and until the woman waits in the harbour side.

This by a solar ratio pebble of it in of the Mingulay u the cotton ' grasp of the child wild a-cryin whom it reduces, ' it peeled and who the now when it conceives, the mother it entrusted,

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 09:47 AM

There will be garden that the garden, only happy sides bloom never there and will there not be any room there for the uneasiness or gloom there

Oh! It will be notes and it dances and set the sweet romancing when they play polka they, is which everything are obtained in the rocking:

Time Every they hear that oom-.pa-#- Pa everybody he feels therefore tra-la-.tra-la- la, they are which they want to throw their attentiveness away they everything they go barking-de-ah-.lah-de-ah- de -ay-ay, they hear rumble in the field will be large syarprizom they they await after this and completely the form of pairs will hear ring for the miles around you, that they are the kishes:


Cho:

Bank from the keg we will have a keg of the bank of fun from the keg, we is which we obtain sin on the run.

Zing! Barrage! Ring Smolki-rar-rel from the song of good cheer!

Now time to roll up keg for all gangs here.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 10:14 AM

Being the county fair, with me 1 evening which is my there the customer pulling... you inquired about that you shout under eye recognition,

"Ohio state, I have the bundle where the coconut is beautiful.

Those position continuing entirely, are there.

Large ones and small ones, your head how many it is large?

Give in those to be twisted, tap of the wrist.

"That is that the production house said.

Oi! I have the bundle where the coconut is beautiful.

All spheres which you throw make me abundant.

Me the wife, my idol life pitch which sings the ball, sphere and the penny in the roll it can stand there.

Singing, sphere penny pitch roll the ball.
Sphere penny pitch roll the ball.
Sphere roll the ball.
Sphere roll the ball.
Singing, sphere penny pitch roll the ball.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 10:37 AM

Blesses them completely! Blesses them completely!

Long and is short and high blesses all sergeants and WO/1s

To bless all corporals and they to wink the eye ' son completely

And returns to the barracks for us to them they to crawl said ' goodbye,

You will obtain have not promoted this sea side

Therefore will cheer me the young fellow,

Will bless their completely them to say if you served

You difficult will obtain us before have heard its complete better wage;

Likely is adopted it in to cancel in the strand and the sinker and possesses they to obtain has not promoted this sea side

Therefore cheers me the young fellow,

Blesses them completely to sweep clear your button and to polish

Your starting scrubbing in to drink but actually picks outside the room floor there will be many squaddie '

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:03 AM

Barrel of the moneys which we do not get well...

We are rough and it tries there to be a fun we do not know...

We to follow but and travel, song one song...

It is even.

With all weather...

When the sky falls what?

Only the grudge which we will connect together, it is not only all importantly.

Tomorrow...

Being come does not know us well and possibly trouble and the sorrow which are...

The road which shares our burden which means that we will travel but...

It is even.

Time them will disjoint and as their fights Miss, they will request and, all...

Us same us...

The identical water which it starts will connect and to follow only and travel, song one song...

It is even.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:17 AM

The society lets fill each now its glass!

In top, to good vehicles living

And spirits to the health of its category splendour full

Len, living the society!

Chorale:

Living it, it, living live love!
Living it, it, living live love!
Living love, living love, living the society!

Each man drink who has married to its woman, living the society!

Lets The joy to its Buses and a plague of its life, live the society!

(Chorale)

You let fill our in high ours glazed and our food roasted bread, living the society!

A health designated to our friend, ours friendly owner, living the society!

Chorale)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:32 AM

I pray for the rain in California

Therefore the grape possibly grows and they to be able to make more liquors

And I to sit in a Caucasian and sad and the woman

I am going to ask others for help in Chicago in mine brains,

After bar, in order to the auto-player and the music bring back to me to Tennessee

And when they request the World Health Organization are the fool in the quoin, will sob

I to say, little old wine drinking my

I here came from to get down last week atrium thin prestige '

My baby left COS which I thought in the train

I to be able to obtain the work for Florida and can forget her

But to be sad in Chicago will be still same

I is going to ask others for help, after bar,

In order to the auto-player and the music bring back to me to Tennessee

And when they request the World Health Organization are the fool in the quoin, will sob

I to say, little old wine drinking I

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 05:37 PM

Well, she only is 17 flesh, it goes out and there is Iss the fact that it means, the method which she sees compares in method over there and.

It will go out like this and bravery it will can do and and to peel as (ooh) and or ' from that place it saw her granularity.

The report where she will carry well, the I, me too much for a long time me, her and it will fall the inside loving on the front and then the possibility of seeing the place thing it was.

She will do and also different Han Gael Way (which it distinguishes) bravery she will not do and then place I ' from that place report her granularity.

That room in me by when intersecting, well, my heart went "boom,쳌h me my thing inside her hand...

The Whoa which it will lead, we bravery will do at night, we will be hard and we will catch, too much for a long time to love me, before her and we fell in.

It goes out and now because from that place sees her granularity me, also bravery not to do with different one thing assuredly (which it does and distinguishes) that room in me, by when intersecting, well, my heart went "boom,쳌h me my thing inside her hand...

The Whoa which it will lead, we bravery will do at night, we will be hard and we will catch, too much for a long time to love me, before her and we fell in.

Go out and now because from that place sees her granularity me, also bravery not to do with different one thing assuredly (which do and distinguish)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 06:14 PM

Sees boy which they looked outside walking,
The place which the boy very happy clothing in the green velvet,
Their silver will buckle the bright

They to be very quick will be bleary-eyed gets down the male drunkard under a keg liquor
To roll the place male drunkard which down rolls

To see also that lover identity, his eye will get down to

Him seeks the true matter the ground,

The rumour is possesses him to discover

But you to be able to obtain the true matter,

Place there which it only will spend a pound to get

Down the male drunkard to roll the place

Male drunkard which down rolls

Will be a chaotic woman,
She will be her to live in a highway chaotic dream,


She maintains her money to be clean
She very quickly to return to her is which the place which queen gets
Down the place male drunkard rolls
He place male drunkard which down rolls

You to be able to be the gambler, never ‰æŽè

You can be the sailor, never the left dry land

You can be Jesus, all worlds your Excellency understood

Where male drunkard rolls

The place which down the male drunkard rolls

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 08:48 PM

MOMS, TO LEAVE YOUR BABIES WAXES ARE NOT TO COWBOYS

CHO: * mom, to make your baby not until raising Cowboys
to let they not Guitarren choose and large old man LKWAS orders to leave they her doctor and lawyer and thus.
Of Mammas do not make raise to your babies are Cowboys
who never remain it head and they are with somebody only it always even like. *

Cowboys capacity not simple to like and they hard, they to hold
to give you Song rather, that diamond and alone to arch
and old verblassenes Levis and each night a new day to begin and not to
include/understand you, that it and it not boy to die, who it alleged right far going up. *

Cowboys to want rauchige of old sector and small hot Welpen
free Gebirgsmorgen and child and girl harm it they,
which not to know, it it not to want and they, which, sometimes not to know,
that this hom to take it, which it not it false, different right,
but its pride to let it not thing make, for you it to think of making owe right.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 09:16 PM

Do not adopt despite wears this is the crown horn when you were are born

Your father's father to wear it and your father wore its

Hal towing, the merry rumble

We were in front of day o

Welcome to welcome in the summer in to be allowed o

To be summer oh is comes in goes to o

Robinson and young John which went with the winter goes to fair o

And our will merry green wood seeks the buck and hare o

Any occurs in does very greatly boasted o

On the Spanish person it will be

They eats by the feather decoration goose and we eats bakes o

And as for that good knight, Ê¥ÇÇÖÎ St. George he is Christianity St. George all knights o

Is the correct o knight?

God blesses Mary Moses the In aunt to possess her strength, perhaps o

In May she delivers peace to deliver peace to England before day and night o

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 07:47 PM

When I went home have equally been drunk in Monday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to see a horse in mine Lao Ma should be outside the very good gate,
I told me the wife and I to say to her that,
You kind will tell to me have that horse outside the gate my Lao Ma to be supposed to be?

An ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a lovable sow
I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,
It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but a saddle in sow I before never definitely sees


And after I went home have equally been drunk in Tuesday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able

I to see a coat in mine old coat should be the very good gate,
I told me the wife and I to say to her:
Your good intention tells has that coat to me after the gate
My old coat to be supposed to be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a wool blanket I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,
It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but the button in a blanket affirmed I before never saw


And when I went home have equally been drunk in Wednesday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to see a pipe in mine old pipe to be supposed to be the very good chair,
I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has that pipe in the chair my old pipe should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool, you could not still look was a lovable jar whistling
I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,
It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but tobacco in jar whistling I before never definitely looked

And when I went home have equally been drunk in Thursday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to see two startings in mine old starting should be under the very good bed,
I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has them to start under the bed my old starting should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool, you could not still look
They were two lovable big Zhu Kuiguan I the mother dispatch to me to be very good,
Many days which this was I travelled 100 mile or
But the shoelace in big Zhu Kuiguan I before never saw

And when I went home have equally been drunk in Friday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to look at in mine old man to be supposed to be the very good bed,
I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has that in the bed my old man should be a will



Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was the baby boy I the mother dispatches to me to be very good,

It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but a baby boy with his whisker affirmed I before never saw

And when I went home have equally been drunk in Saturday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to look at two hands in mine expert to be supposed the very good her breast,
I told me the wife and I to say to her:
Your good intention tells to me has their hand in yours breast my expert should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a lovable night of gown I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,

It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but finger in night of gown I before never definitely sees

When I went home have equally been drunk in Sunday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able

I to look settled the thing in mine old matter to be supposed to be inside the very good her matter,

I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has that matter inside yours matter my old matter should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a lovable cucumber I the mother dispatches to me to be very good,

It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but the cucumber grows the egg which boiled from two I before never definitely saw

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 08:17 PM

Has a barber in the penny traffic lane to demonstrate he has the pleasure to know each head the photograph.

And comes and stops and says your good all people.

In the quoin is a banker and the vehicle, the child ridicules him in his after.

And the banker never wears Mac in the rain, which pours out, is extremely strange.

The penny traffic lane is in mine ear and in mine eye.

There I sit under the blue colour suburb sky,
Behind has a fire fighter and the dripping of a water clock with at the same time
In the penny traffic lane and in his pocket is queen/queen's portrait.

He likes maintaining his fire engine to be clean;
This is a clean machine.
The penny traffic lane is in mine ear and in mine eye.

For ours fish and finger cake in summer,
Simultaneously behind after shelter the pretty nurse sells the opium among the traffic circus from the tray
And ' she though to feel resembles her in her is in any event play.

Blows other customers in the penny traffic lane barber, we see the banker to wait prune.

And the fire fighter then flushes from the rain, which pours out, is extremely strange.

The penny traffic lane is in mine ear and in mine eye.

There I sit under the blue colour suburb sky, with at the same time behind.

The penny traffic lane is in mine ear and in mine eye.

There under blue colour suburb sky, penny traffic lane.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 09:04 PM

I am the young red rooster too lazy down to cannot crow in

Me am the young red rooster too am lazy down to cannot crow for the day

Retain all the open area to reverse in front of the warehouse with each way

Dog start to roar and to pursue start to howl

Am called the dog to start to roar and to pursue start to howl call to

Be careful the strange cat people's

Young red rooster the day which searches in all directions

If you see my young red rooster please to drive his family
If you see my young red rooster please to drive his family
Not to have peace in the agricultural factory yard
From my young red rooster's going to

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 09:25 PM

Morning the weaver, I am acute and I have the silver and I follow the mobile commercial waste in the chamber Calton weaver? ?

Mobile position, waste? ? Nancy waste? ? Waste? ? Waste? ? Nancy O

When I walked Glasgow I chanced the Nancy waste which input to smell I to come in? ?


Sits down I to love her extremely well the waste side her seven long years? ?

Waste? ? Nancy waste? ? Waste? ? Waste? ?

Nancy I kisses her O,
I likes her me kissing her, she smiles
I forgot I mother's teaching
Nancy extremely rapidly has me to cheat the waste? ?
Waste? ? Nancy waste? ? Waste? ? Waste? ? Nancy O

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 03:06 AM

Those are hilarious, Mr. Happy!

For this one, I went English to Italian to French to German and back to English and came up with:

If Johnny comes, by going arranged to anchors, hurrah! Hurrah!
We will then give it a cordial welcome hurrah! Hurrah!
OH will encourage the men, and the boys will cry,
women, whole production
and everything arranged the clock homosexual,
if Johnny comes, by going.

The old church cheek peal with joy hurrah! Hurrah!
Around seat ours boy favorably expensively to receive hurrah! Hurrah!
The homosexual with the roses will spread everything
lads and the tired of the village the sense,
and everything arranged the clock homosexual,
if Johnny comes, by going.

That it receives waits for Anniversary, hurrah! Hurrah!
We will give hero three times three hurrah! Hurrah!
The crown of the laurel tree is now waits,
in order to order on its honest front,
and the clock homosexual arranged everything,
if Johnny comes, by going.



(Robert E. Lee must be rolling over in his grave!)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 04:08 AM

In the deserts of Sudan and the gardens of Japan

From Milan to Yucatan each woman, each person

Strike me with your knob of rhythm strike me,

Strike me tadpole Joe, dick lobe itch strike me, strike me,
Strike me strike me with your knob of rhythm

Strike me slowly, strike me rapidly strike me, strike me,

Strike me in wilds by Borneo and the vineyards of Eskimo Bordeaux,

Motion Arapaho their body to and fro
Strike me with your knob of rhythm strike me, strike me

Guts it쳌fs Das, fantastique cue strike me, strike me, strike me

Strike me with your knob of rhythm, is which to renownedly be lunatic impact

By 4, strike me, strike me Strike me, strike me,

The impact in jointing of tiger pursue on the road to Mandalay

From Bombay to hills Santa Fey surplus and far away

Strike me with your knob of rhythm strike me,
Strike me chest bon co, millimetre?

Nicht IST Es struck me, struck me, struck me
It struck me with your people of the knob

Of 2 rhythms by fat, click click click struck me, struck me, struck me strike me, strike me, strike me strike me, strike me, strike me strike me, strike me strike me, strike me, strike me strike me, strike me, strike me strike me, strike me strike me, strike me, strike me

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 05:39 AM

The speechless speechless effigy wah, ooh yay, yay, yay, yes)

(OH, OH OH OH OH ooh ah ah, only alone, only alone)

Only alone (the speechless speechless effigy wah)

Knows the way that feel tonight (Ooh yay, yay, yay, yes)

Only alone (the speechless speechless effigy wah)

Knows this right ain't of feeling (the speechless speechless effigy wah)

Goes my baby, goes my heart that these go always for, up to now villages

But only alone know why I only shout, alone

(Speechless speechless homo j'woman wah ooh yay, (the speechless speechless effigy wah)

It knows heartaches that was via (Ooh yay, yay, yay, yes only alone

(The speechless speechless effigy wah) knows cry I and the cry for you

(The speechless speechless effigy wah)

Perhaps tomorrow, young person a roman know's no other sadness, but that the probability you should take,

If your alone heart breaks only alone (the speechless speechless effigy wah)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 08:09 AM

A well it ' blesses my heart what me, ' I agitated ' were false ' like a man on a tree with a blockage itching,

My friends say that I ' function,

Wants me in the love all me has huh huh am, millimetres then wildly also am, am yay, yeah

A vascillant good my hands and my knees are me

Cannot slightly seem to be on my clean two feet, you above,

If you have the chance that I think in the love

All me agitated has huh huh am, millimetres are, yay, yeah

The good ask ask you to me, _ have this girl be narrow that I like been my impact of heart

Thus, it frighten with well of death it my hand have affected

And with some which shower I have receive him, be some lip such as a volcano,

If it be me proudly, yeah say that it be my be hot the flower of butter which me which love all

Me have agitate have huh be huh, millimetre be, yay,

My language receive dependent, when I test,

My interior speech agitate such as a sheet on a tree be there that

That a cure for this body of my, this girl me

A must that I like is proud, it says that it is my is hot the butter flower

Which I agitated in the love all me has

Huh am huh, millimetres am, yay, yeah has huh huh, millimetres, yay,


Yeah me is agitated in top

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 08:19 AM

Mr Happy!

Take a breath man! Don't bogart the joint!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 08:36 AM

It will cry, ' to get, ' it talks, ' the dictionary, ' it walks, the flesh ' the doll she is living

And ' the doll the emergency week ' eye, which it gets, it gets

The fact that it finishes the best in Joss who her is legitimate

That she my, soul it is only gets it walks and ' it is satisfied to peel,

Why, ', the flesh talks ' the doll to go out and with the fact that it talks you, are like that

And you are big and the hunk from me Hoom seven possibilities does not have her far

And it goes out and in order to lock inside the trunk

Line her comfort when the impression which is legitimate is going

It does not believe, her head,

The multi realness, which is to it, see it will cry, ' to get, '

It talks, ' the dictionary, '

It walks, the flesh ' the doll she is living and ' the doll the emergency week ' eye which it gets

It gets the fact that it finishes the best in Joss who her is legitimate

That she my, soul it is only gets it walks and ' it is satisfied to peel,

Why, ', the flesh talks ' the doll to go out and with the fact that it talks

You are like that and you are big

And the hunk from me Hoom seven possibilities does not have her far

And it goes out and in order to lock inside the trunk line her comfort

When the impression, which is legitimate, is going it does not believe, her head,

The multi realness, which is to it see

It will cry and ' it gets, '

It talks, ' the dictionary, '

It walks, the flesh

The doll she is living and ' the doll the emergency week ' eye, which it gets

It gets the fact that it finishes the best in Joss who her is legitimate

That she my, soul it is only gets it walks and ' it is satisfied to peel,

Why, ', the flesh talks ' the doll

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Mar 06 - 10:36 AM

It is ay to쳌f.

I the real life she is this precisely imagination that is touched in a subsidence of soil

No escape by the reality does not open the eyes you looks at up to the skies and sees

I is precisely poor boy I need cause of no sympathy "

Am easy come, easy goes few high, few low

Any way that the blows of air do not tease really in

With in with the mum, killed precisely a individual put a firearm arm adversely in his head

Pulled my impulse, now absolutely



Mum, the life had begun precisely

But now have go also thrown all long the mum,

Ooh did not mean you it makes the cry if I am not behind I continue, continues as nothing it does not tease really

Too much late, my time has come has sent the smithereens under the pain of body of my vertebral columns all the hour

Goodbye, each one should I go acquired in order to to you I leave all behind

And I face the mum of truth; ooh I do not want to die I

I wish sometimes given birth never by no means all

See few silhouetto a individual Scaramouch, Scaramouch,

You I will make the lightning Fandango and lightning, a lot,

A lot that ekfovj'zej with (Galileo쳌fs) Galileo Galileo (Galileo Galileo, Figaro Magnifico Galileo

Am precisely poor boy and no one me does not love?

Precisely a poor boy from reserves of poor families that go,

You me will allow I go

Bismillah! No,

To you we will not leave to go (him you leave it goes)

Bismillah!

To you we will not leave to go (him you leave it goes)

Bismillah!


To you we will not leave to go (me you allow I go) you

We will leave you go (me you allow I go) you

We will leave you go (me you allow I go)

Ah no, no, no, no, no, no,

No of (mia ma OH, mia ma) MIA ma, me we allow I go Beelzebub we put a devil at part for with, for with, for with

Thus you think that you can

Stone I and spit stop my eye thus you think you can me love and me leave for to die

OH, the baby, it cannot make this in with, the baby took precisely sees

Nothing teases really

Nothing teases really in with

Any way the blows of air

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 01:55 AM

English, Dutch, German, English:

I am sudden and malicious a small tea can.
My grasp is here, here is my syringes.
If they hear me the war dried in top, walk it me:
"The advice only I discharge myself!"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 03:11 AM

I DO NOT KNOW A HELPING, BUT TO DESIRES KNOWS TO WHICH I LIMIT
(your Paxton)

In the morning long gone and ARE dusty, it is a warm and loaded charge,
And peoples, which are I also, are I not always pleasantly
Therefore is bad and some is well. Some, which did them better, as possible they is
Some my facilitates spirit has tried gotten into the war.

And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited, where I am limited.
And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited

The I, doing improve wind-talk by this expanded Grundi, exaggerated her,
Tryin for to find to which I to to do am meant,
And which peoples, who can be I v like ensured formed box as
And he to regard as wish to know. ***

And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited, where I am limited.
And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited

I had a small small girl once. It had the sides and the wine of the Sherrys,
And I have it held, to my head am furious lead been supposed,
But I it exaggerated blindly that, around which driving from me was removed to to be seen,
And my good gallon were in the course of the morning are. ***

And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited, where I am limited.
And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited

And I had a remainder of rear of the comrade, but it began to mad itself
And I become it once that sometimes it is for exterior by Frisco bay
And comes, if I had some its old voice completely resounding,
And I leave old pairs develop.

And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited, where I am limited.
And I cannot help, but to wish can too, which I am limited

If you it me close come lead and thus you and like for, whom to know, and desire
Sits that you nail down were more rambler too much, their shoes, those to the Parquet of the kitchen, is above close-harvested and holds the door marks.
It thanks its stars for the roof, which is on you.

====
I inserted *** between verses and --- between some couplets before translating, so I could tell what was what, but a couple of lines in the last verse got comingled anyway.

My favorite part is this:

And I had a remainder of rear of the comrade, but it began to mad itself
And I become it once that sometimes it is for exterior by Frisco bay,
And comes, if I had some its old voice completely resounding,
And I leave old pairs develop.

Somehow, that seems fitting for "Frisco Bay." I think "your Paxton" would smile.

Genie
§;-D

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 04:11 AM

I LOVE YOU [JANE BIRKIN & SERGE GAINSBOURG]


I love you, I love you
Yes I love you
Me either
Oh my love Like the irr?

Olue wave I go, I go and I come
Between your kidneys I go, and I come
Between your kidneys
And I retain myself

I love you, I love you
Oh yes I love you!
Me either.
Oh my love

You are the wave, me the naked?
E You go, you go and you come
Between my kidneys
You go and you come
Between my kidneys

And I join
You I love you I love you
Oh yes I love you - Me either
Oh my love Like the irr?

Olue wave I go, I go and I come
Between your kidneys I go and I come
Between your kidneys
And I retain myself

You go, you go and you come
Between my kidneys
You go and you come
Between my kidneys

And I join

You I love you I love you
Oh yes I love you
Me either
Oh my love the physical love is without exit I go
I go and I come
Between your kidneys I go and I come
I retain myself

Non!

Now

Come

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 04:27 AM

The small lady coming to side
the I ' M inside the box in the corner of the street
it leans against in the lamppost was positive
and to small lady side,
to Ohio me, my Ohio,
or it hopes it comes.
The she when ' the ll gets far with the enemy,
I don ' T, her the doesn ' T which it holds gets the enemy
u with always, far the lady who is small but wadda D Oh the dd Oh the D Oh de B the bom which comes going

she ' ll examination, Ohio in me, my Ohio,
or is born the fact that it hopes, it holds.
There ' S it goes out lately and the possibility of waiting
that outside girl who is not and but one
I ' D ask, the gap for a what kind of date,
for I won ' T she ' S must do. S
he the girl who is not that left the flat and she ' S in
in wouldn ' T me, c.   
Light profitable and being marvelous, and beautiful Ohio she ' S
the I ' M inside troublesome army song and the box in the lamppost,
it leans against with absolutely in the corner of the street was positive
and it passes to small lady side and to peel it will be able to understand why

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 05:26 AM

Hello, I' my Giuseppe, erhielt-ein me something him for you, berets UNO, quatro, when I was a boy, precisely on achte-ein degrees the mother of duet and tree which used, for saying, does not remain late out-a of shell echo ten-eon to boys to make I shy as seeing with Giuseppe puddle pool who goes, at school Dutch zoo fallen-vein boy, bidet-vein it me patient, the ping whole me always received

You, can' your get-a autumns impacts, always from maintenance, to follow directing boys, build eyeing me patient, the bad dollars received it precisely too build inane globe nein that an imbecile under in a mother which were used, for alien doesn't it arrive to you at respect you you ink you?

Why you then you sadly do not confront then badly schoe nein, be -in of nattering place ampèreheure, shaddap-a, my mother, me large Accordion solo with ampèreheure to recall you can!

If you still play, really dat gentlemen, really gentlemen comb en-in the day, energy with of

Soon-a being of gross-in star cave built-in me television apparatus publication under in

Get-a films itself a new car, but I itself are not yet me once hen-din a king to modify

You, calmly tan-tan Zen you and you e in-singe n I you ink mothers, it maintained to tell you

He to constitute!

Of respect if does not arrive above you you ink you, why you then you sadly do not confront then badly shone shin, be -inch of netter-eyes place ampèreheure, shaddap-a, to mother, it did not say it alien in time, business you

He of respect arrived there above, you you ink you, why you then you sadly do not confront then badly shout en-sin, are -ring of netter-sin place ampèreheure, shaddap-a, this its my mother with of

Hallo, each one! '

Out-a of - sin dear in the radio und-ain IN the television apparatus knew with the country you me had grosses-feint school lag engine song inane Italy put-wing ice

Shaddap-a, you me signing DISA song confront, applaudieren alien my ventilators

Day flat step-in there hands, forms data me glob engine, thus owes DISA song, agreeing earlier ninepins of re ale-sin simple to see well, me to sing you: was-sin constitutes you that you sing

He with cave, me the remainder and the cave for taking to end monkey-sin there, we make ales wein sing:

Ampèreheure, Shaddap-a which confront you!

You do not make test O.K., ones-bean, UNO, quatro business which did not arrive you

He at respect

He, you of duet and tree you ink you

He, why you so sadly do not confront so badly

He -He are -in of nattering in place ampèreheure scone herein, shaddap-a you

OK mermen a mark for mother, business you

He with respect

He arrived really largely, you you ink you

He, why you so sadly do not confront so badly

He -He are -pin of nattering in place ampèreheure schauten-ein, shaddap-a you

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 05:47 AM

Have seated here the same old thing all the day of thought
That ten years that think far now my days goes
The memories delay in the thoughts when I was boy

Of farthings pens in leading cars of roads they were jokes things,
Ekfovj쳌fzontas arc and Stefan쳌fs and turned
Comical curtailments of maximum
Annie Gretzel's lollipops, all the different things

Granddad, granddad you it is good that who all we thought
Your Granddad, granddad you are good that who all we thought
Your Granddad granddad

The planes that were related with flying telephones of line
And the things of speech that sigh
Radio A and the gramophone,
Charlie Chaplin they made us the laughter decreased silently

For the known things that I keep around my newer days, of course now it is in my brain?
Daily I find, thoughts when I was boy

Granddad, granddad you it is good that who all we thought
Your Granddad, granddad you are good that who all we thought
Your Granddad, granddad

Granddad, granddad
Granddad, granddad

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 10:48 AM

When you feel now, it spreads out and to continue in order your hope all good season (all your hope it goes)
Your life vast quantity confusedly until to fill
And happy this political party percentage illusion (happiness the illusion which is legitimate)
And your world in the lower part which is breaking to circumference,

You Yu A E (arrive at the outside) by the scope which comes above the hazard which will carry the hazard which at the outside will carry (arrive at the outside) at the outside which arrives me, in me by will be from that place to the love a thing which it will see from extensive first until end and will be from that place to the love and summary comfort week it respects and your life

John who is not only Ubs the cause which enough (only John who is not Ubs)
It gets up enough Doe thing the lossing thing you nut meal time
And by your impression the worldwide
Is cold Sung Jang Ha?
Under is car growing) and your side type

From under all your oneself (at in the outside low of your oneself side type)
With under it respects in the necessity which will catch your hand, Dang Sin Eun
(At the outside under arriving) under girl arriving at the outside hazard B (
Under arriving) under arriving hazard B five

I from that place love with the outside at the outside to be, with you carrying and the fact that comforting from that place extensive hazard width, will mean the fact that it worries and (me from that place from always extensive first until end seeing and and)
(Me from that place under loving, which will be extensive,

It comforts) me in circumference and you (ten:00 bedspreads which will hang your head) love will hang your head is a possibility of talking a method inside you
And all, a tear he leads now and you he fears and and in order
(In order he spreads out and to fear) to spread out your thought from your one person of now

(To see the thing now in surroundings) peace of the mind which from that place is discovered but (the mind will be discovered peace) or the convenience which is is, love report of your oneself

Hazard Yu A E whom you will carry but (at the outside arrive) it will come at the outside which arrives and (at the outside scope out) arrive, in your shoulder political party percentage

I which it sees from that place will give all loves which you do in necessity in you and me a thing in me by to me will be from that place from that place you it will always be able to depend and all and you from first until end or from that place under extensive loving, comfort the fact that

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 08:01 PM

Oh -, can legends you, by the early light of the paddle,
To which we see greeted so proudly last to shine of twilights,
Whose wide bands and luminous of beginnings, by perilous the fight,
With of o'er ramparts which we paid attention, gallantly ran thus?
And the red pointed gloss of the rocket, the bombs which burst in an air,
Gave a proof by the night that our flag of marking was still there.
Oh -, legends corner that however vague star flag
O'er the country of free and the house of the courageous spangled?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Mar 06 - 08:28 PM

When the flower them being cheerful, it O5 month will be inside, my bonnie lassie O
5 month it will be it will be an inside, my bonnie lassie
An inside May, young German silver my and bonnielassieO '
It will do and the did'na your will
Which when in over there which spreads out
Spreads out in over there of the hill and my bonnieladdieO
Will spread out and is it will kill
And to do does sleeping in the hill
Which you swear in the place in

Dye mind in over there in the hill, my bonnieladdieO,
It will be extensive and and it does and and and to respect it avoids it avoids?
My bonnieladdieO.
The bank of the Ayre, you it avoids my bonnieladdieO,
The bank of the Ayre, you it avoids my bonnieladdieO
And, the bank of the Ayre, to where it spreads out it will be extensive, inside my bonnieladdieO inside your snare which is stimulated B, and to extensive left it despairs, it avoids?
You the O will carry and the lion, my bonnieladdieO
It kills it will not know, you the O will carry and the lion, my bonnieladdieO

It kills it does not know, O me the extensive lion it kills
And your body bleed where is not also Ji Anh,
Is not and in the speed which gets married will not be my bonnielassieO Anh.

The tube to hazard sweetness Rob, my bonnielassieO
Glow ten:00 bedspread and because the tube to sweetness Rob, will be my bonnielassieO
Glow n, the tube to march, to sweetness
Rob glow the O unit far here or not to stay, it is my bonnielassieO.

The O you, my bonnielassieO and the O extensive hazard it cuts
And, hazard it cuts rear of you
Hazard extensive hazard it cuts and and and my bonnielassieO
And the O and and, it wouldna' bow and your belly o'er enough my, bonnielassieO.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:12 PM

Us to the lily the beverage beverage pink colour pink colour
Her the pink colour which invents the medicine chemical compound
Which has the rescue own effect of the hazard mankind in all cases

The Frears Sea will drink
It is under the string string from the ear
And the rear walking which is wrong severe
It hits and to be like that it gives a medicine synthesis to him and he respects day now

And the Tony which it is learning how is prominent
And the bone in the now wheel
Which the medicine chemical compound to him
The sibling who will be that his meal ink highland

Anh is like that assuredly and gives the wrong pebble us who move in
The lily the beverage beverage pink colour pink colour
Her the medicine chemical compound
Which has the rescue own effect of the hazard mankind all


The pink colour which it invents in case he will drink
Will be with the Julius Caesar to be like that
And in this place of them in him medicine synthesis of Rome
And now to be wrong inside the family which gives his Hwang me
The Ebenezer which is good to put,


Thought cyanide to the hammer him hardly
The possibility of talking a word
Is the stammerer who is terrible?
Is not to be like that them

Report the pink colour which invents the medicine chemical compound
Which the rescue own effect of the hazard mankind
The medicine synthesis which it listens to assuredly
And now in him his thing week highland Anus

In the lily the beverage beverage pink colour pink colour
Her has in all cases her leg will drink them

When withdrawing, the Millie auntie runs and the willy-nilly
And a freckle which is terrible
To the medicine chemical compound nine

The Jennifer Eccles which calls the now her myriapod
Which it keeps at work there is?
And the boy she changes but it calls all her name
In medicine synthesis and us whom if he combines now inside all their game

In the lily the beverage beverage pink colour pink colour
Her the pink colour which invents the medicine chemical compound
Which has the rescue own effect of the hazard mankind in all cases

Lily she will drink her the internal green onion comfort sharp pains
The lily which in the beverage which it fills
Dies in spite of sadly even in the pebble n pink colour
Her medicine chemical compound in the pin,

Until heaven her
The soul them had her in her medicine chemical compound
And for the angel who listens to song
The pioneer whom it does roundly hazard
Ascended the church kind which becomes

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 02:21 PM

The wind three, us will roll in from the fact that it is stratagem then the place to moor,
It went out, or it loved, it will go out too much
And when the fact that in necessity, you to carry and to leave two possibilities
Be and peel, in order to fall the inside green the nature which spreads out,

Avarice many my jealousy, is hot too much,
It is too much to go out and altitude of my wuthering
In order to lose a battle permission after the wutheringwuthering
Going bad dreamy them in me the Heathcliff which it talks,

It B, I go out toward with the house inside night
And it is Ohio Cathy which is to be like that and it is rolled,
In your window Heathcliff and inside it it will carry inside
And toward with the house and the B, me it will go out

Ohio Cathy which is it will make and and to be like that it will be rolled,
In your original idea inside it will carry and makes darkness,
Ohio, which gets it from you in the counterpart to be lonely,
The I pine tree is many, or the swallow which it discovers,

It goes out and the love which returns you, the Heathcliff which is cruel
Without autumn from first until end dream of my, 1 thing, me
It is principal only and it gets for a long time me,
In order to put right side it it goes out and and inside the night

When it is returning in the wutheringwuthering that side
B at the house, which is, come altitude the Wuthering the Heathcliff which saunters,
It B, I to go out toward with the house,
It is Ohio Cathy, which is to be like that,

It is rolled; in your window Heathcliff and inside it it will carry
Inside, the B, me to go out toward with the house,
Ohio Cathy which is it made to be like that it is rolled,
Inside it will carry in your original idea,

It will make and the far Ooh I will fall and, Iss Uss Ooh me
I will be your soul, which it makes
And I will grab I will make and and and
I will carry, your soul I am I make and and and and and

I grab and and and and and I make and it and and and
And it and the B where you whom it will carry is Iss, being a Cathy
The Heathcliff, it B, I go out toward with the house
And it is a Cathy, which is to be like that, and it is rolled,

In your window Heathcliff and inside it it will carry inside
And toward with the house and the B, me it will go out
The Cathy which is it will make and and to be like that
It will be rolled, inside and and and in your window Heathcliff

And inside it it will carry toward with the house the B,
Me it goes out and the Heathcliff, which like this
The Cathy which is the car it makes, it B,
I go out toward with the house and to be like this
The Heathcliff which is a Cathy which is the car, it B,
I go out toward with the house and to be like this
The car it is a Cathy, which is good

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 30 Mar 06 - 06:54 PM

Hoom hit far, the hazard, which will carry to left
The reason, which stays far as for Hoom to sleep,
Spread out, again start flaw far Hoom, them assuredly
The hope not to discover us in order

And you far Hoom stroke, and our dreams purse.
Dreamy state same one, Bill night,
We all leave them after us and they are two things.
We put our memory; U and Hwang phyey will leave


After the rain, the cold
And long Dong growth, is hard and long
Miss who wears the fact that it is
A reverse which becomes there is.

We leave after city distance,
It is Ann, which will make a new first,
We must select the fact that it wins
And in order to lose or and we win
And it is an hour when we start.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 30 Mar 06 - 06:59 PM

How about us having a Mudcat gathering where we only sing these versions? What a great CD set we could put out.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 31 Mar 06 - 02:54 AM

All good girl candle,
all good girl love }there{'
For the S the feeling and silence
stab it remains regarding the candle love they.
When her the her woman genitals with the high piece
in the candle walking consequently on the front,
ni su with the oiliness it is many,
it is easy the }it{' S }girl{'
The S it slides inside pride and joy,
the ahoy boat and the ahoy it sends out.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Nick
Date: 31 Mar 06 - 07:58 AM

A second version of one posted earlier:

The Blueta of Tonk of Honky

I have met a soaked juniper,
Queen of block-part to Memphis,
Has tried to take to me in top for a turn.
It has had to raise cause well to me through its shoulder
'That hardly I cannot seem to drink them beyond of my spirit.'

She is the gimme women, gimme, gimme of tonk of honky the blueta of tonk of honky.

I have extended divorcing to New York City,
I have had to put towards high a sure type of combat.
The mrs. then has covered it of roses,
Has blown my nose and then my spirit has blown.

She is the Gimme women, gimme, gimme of tonk of honky the blueta of tonk of honky. (ouais!)
She is the women of tonk of honky. Gimme, gimme, gimme les bleus de tonk de honky. (ouais!)
She is the women of tonk of honky. Gimme, gimme, gimme les bleus de tonk de honky.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 31 Mar 06 - 08:42 AM

When I am am young I to pass
Often wait for in mine master
And for him his plate and through
The bottle when he obtained has been dry
And passed over gently and swiftly the blue colour tail flight.

Chorus:

The Jimmy crack corn and my not nice
Jimmy crack corn and my not nice
Jimmy crack corn and I will not be nice I
The master to get out of the way

His I later to be able to follow with the mountain walnut broom
His young Ma am quite shy
When will bite by the blue colour tail flight
The afternoon will be able to ride.

Sang in a chorus

Day he to ride has bitten him about farm
Flight many their swarm chanced to fly
Very much young Ma in the thigh

Devil as the blue colour tail to run,
He jumped,
Why did he throw his throwed?
I the master to die the ditch in him

Which wanted to know with the juror to reach a verdict
Is the blue colour tail flight?

Sings in a chorus

They to lay aside his neath his Ĺ־Ãú is there
Sees under this rock
I to force to lie blue colour tail flight victim's ' the Simpson¡¯s tree.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 12:30 PM

Johnnie the sodomy


Lao Johnnie sodomy he he lives so long as he has the consummation the health.

Then day he led the wife to the care for him in him since birth the year.

Chorus:

Sings: I believed that, I believed,
The Lao Johnnie sodomy will be a homosexual old sodomy,
And a homosexual old sodomy is he.

Now old man person Bugger she has a bad leg,
Doctor issues an order her to supply the lodgings,
Calls Johnnie and him to say to him, '
You will have to rub you with the gin wife's left leg. '

Now Lao Johnnie sodomy idea ' the twere sin,
Rubs him with the gin wife's left leg.
So he has drawn out stopping and has poured out it under his throttle,
Is rubbed with the bottle he wife's left leg!

God the bee and the bee which manufactured has done the honey.
God the person and the person which manufactured has maked the money.
The money is manufactured the devil and the devil has done the sin.
We will have to dig a pit for the investment sodomy.

The Lao Johnnie sodomy goes one day.
Gets down he has becoming lost by the river.
Johnnie tumbled and he to start to shout;
Does not have sodomy there for to draw out the sodomy.

He dies Johnnie and he goes to the heaven.
There him to about 11 and half o'clock
. St. Peter met him in the gate, and said '
The Johnnie sodomy you are too bloody late!'

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 02:50 PM

We are light and losing parents which sells the dried fish it ran.
The ground intersects by the pebble n wagon wheel '.
Me under Us E about getting seasick it was feeling.
Hazard it called the multitude compared to but.

Eagerly wing wing distance, there was a room.
The broad way where the ceiling flies far.
When the beverage where we are different hazard calling.
The waiter brought the tray.

And to be like this it was that lately.
Pushes the broad way, which speaks his talk.
That first in the ghost who is legitimate her face.
It went round the pale was white shade.

She to talk reason, from that place.
And the truth in order to see is usual.
But me, my thus rum phi pay it led and it wandered.
And there is she and she does not make to dry.
16 grudge of the woman who is pure.
Who was leaving toward the coast?
And my eye is opened, Is Us.
Them will only close it is with the thing together, they the place.

And to be like this it was that lately.
Pushes the broad way which speaks his talk.
That first in the ghost who is legitimate her face.
It went round the pale was white shade

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 04:20 PM

Wish me am in Ms. Gashay, gets down in Callao.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!
She gives me the gin, she gives me food, she leads me to the room.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

The chaotic picture asks me to leave, my gallon.
The chaotic picture asks me to leave.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

She swung her buttocks, she tripped her foot, she winked her insensitive eye.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!
She has grabbed me by bobstay, the boy, she dances my ' to revolve the room.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

The chaotic picture asks me to leave, my gallon.
The chaotic picture asks me to leave.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

The partner has been drunk, the crew has been drunk, the old ' person is obtained the loading. Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!
We and will adopt hitch rope circle Ms. Gashay the place.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

The chaotic picture asks me to leave, my gallon.
The chaotic picture asks me to leave.
Hoorah! My yellow gallon, the chaotic picture asks me to leave!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Slasher
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 04:43 PM

Any of these could be as sung by Cocteau Twins;anyone for "Frou frou foxes in midsummer fires"? So that's how they did it!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 05:00 PM

Cocteau Twins? Never heard of them!

Info here:




http://www.alwaysontherun.net/cocteau.htm

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Slasher
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 05:25 PM

Mr Happy...
Scottish 80s band -ethereal vocal gymnastics- fuzzed up guitar landscapes- the kind of lyrics that you think you must have misheard but you haven't - song titles like the fall out from an explosion at a scrabble factory (at times). Open a bottle of something set your cd player on shuffle between 'Treasure','Heaven or Las Vegas' and 'The pink opaque'and take things real easy...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: vectis
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 06:17 PM

Hey! This was rather groovy.

ADMIRAL BENBOW all you come from the sailors "bold"et concern and concern. come all they from the sailors "bold"et concern. ' Tis of the reputation of an admiral. Ah! Courageous Benbow was its name, as it fought on the whole force which you will hear, will hear you. Courageous Benbow placed the sail to him for at the fight, for with the fight. Courageous Benbow placed the sail to him for at the fight. Courageous Benbow placed to him the sail in a fine and a pleasant impact, but its captains turned all the tail fright fright. * to mean Kirby calf "to run us, us to become to run." * to mean Kirby calf "to run us. For me not to feel the dishonour neither of my place, but enemy to still lose it that I will make at side nor of his guns, of its guns." The ruby and Benbow have the fought French fight the French. The ruby and Benbow fought the French. They have it ', until blood runs drop by drop came to the bottom, ' fought, until blood runs drop by drop came downwards, where they develop, where they develop. Courageous Benbow lost its legs by the projectile of chain lost by the projectile of courageous Benbow chain its legs by the projectile of chain. Courageous Benbow lost its legs and all on its sections which it asks "fight on my courageous young men! ' Tis our destiny ' tis our destiny." The surgeon equipped his wounds. Benbow-Schreie! Benbow-Schreie. The surgeon equipped his wounds. Benbow-Schreie. "you can be placed whom it enemy to which I a cradle which maintains in speed on Viererleitungsplattform, could make side, until I die" until I die.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 06:22 PM

We are however prudently the general fatty guards.
And of ourselves, we apply Obey chat goods.
To risk our invaluable lives, we are chary.
If the danger emerges, we are there never.
But if we meet a woman without resources.
Odder little boys who do not make damage.

Choral society:

We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes!

Sometimes mural the extra one of our task.
And butterflies which to love us to drive out.
We want he rum spring en in the agricultural things.
Municipality with nature, of face with face.
But our to turn over back of the impacts then renewed to sanctify the charm of nature.

Choral society:

We make run him inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes!

If of the Messrs form a rebellion.
And each one of other heads copies the night.
We become completely badges chaff en to hold it calms.
Supposed that they form it enough.
But if they do not seem to see.
And to give to us our correct designations.

Choral society:

We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We make it run inside, we make them run inside.
We show it, we are those with fatty gendarmes!

Like homosexual the life, homosexual the life.
Men of the arms, men of the arms.
So much we want applause really good.
Like homosexual the life, homosexual the life.
Men of the arms, men of the arms.
We laugh and laugh in all Warming

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 06:56 PM

I remember in September, when the final stump is drawn.
And the crowd shouts the present to be silent when the boy goes to the tea.
Let us, oh your Excellency above us remembers the simple matter.
When all is who which dies loves us, Captain Oh and king.
When all is who which dies loves us, Captain Oh and king.

We have many goods for the exportation, the Christian concept and the old port.
But we greatest boast is, the English is a sports.
When the arrow competes they to complete, with boy ring their game.
And the rough draft and the chess gave up Captain Oh and king.
And the rough draft and the chess gave up Captain Oh and king.

Very far in dear old Cyprus, or in Kenya's multi- dusts land.
Our negative Caucasian's heavy load in many strange lands.
When we looked stretches across our shoulder, sounds in the western Belfast school bell.
And our sigh is dear old England, and captain and king.
And our sigh is dear old England, and captain and king.

Our dream sees the old rake which in us, hears crow's loading caw with us.
Our big marrow adopts the prize at the flower show from Evelyn Waugh.
The tea and some do the sherry, the grape wine automobile, these simple matters.
So lets us drink with is merry, for captain and king.
So lets us drink with is merry, was similar to me for captain and king

To stroll to possess in the nightmare nearby the great Windsor park.
Now you thought what my there had discovered was appropriate I to stroll in to be dark?
This is the apple one half is bitten, with sweetest all matters.
Five deciduous teeths have written captain and king.
Five deciduous teeths have written captain and king.

By shines in has the mist above us the early dawn moon.
Let us stop running oneself gets down and commends God, we are the white.
And improved still was English, the tea and the toast and the muffin ring.
And old man person and severe face and captain and king.
And old man person and severe face and captain and king

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 06:58 PM

When the stump is stimulated last, me it thinks inside September.
When now and the boy goes to the car, shout of the multitude who is silent.
Our our up Ohio week make and ten:00 bedspreads, think that it is simple.
It loves us to peel, when who all dying, Ohio reduction and wages.
It loves us to peel, when who all dying, Ohio reduction and wages.

We export, the Christianity ethical crane and long the harbour,
Which becomes hazard, is many goods.
But our head of a family company one self-praise is that Anglo-Saxon Jog is sports.
All thru the game them, when and their games of the boy ring ending.
And the draft and the chess reduction and wages abandoned Ohio.
And the draft and the chess reduction and wages abandoned Ohio.

Quite in over there it is valuable inside and long Cyprus,
Which becomes, or the Republic of Kenya dust though characteristic the ground.
We subsist a white charge inside the ground which is many strange.
When us seeing in that piece of our shoulder,
The school kind becomes roundly inside west Belfast.
And we are valuable and long hazard Great Britain,
Which becomes, and reduction and wages it sighs.
And we are valuable and long hazard Great Britain,
Which becomes, and reduction and wages it sighs.

We long become and to be bitter lye
And listen to the crow burden sleeping w inside our dream, which sees us.
Us the big bone marrow from the Evelyn Waugh
Has the goods in anger candle exhibition and it goes.
With the car some constructed sexily the gun the reaping car,
The cup of the thing which is simple.
Us comfort it rolls up like this, reduction and wages hazard it is cheerful, be and make.
Us comfort it rolls up like this, reduction and wages hazard it is cheerful, be and make

To go out, in surroundings of the Windsor company one park inside nightmare
The whole the broad way which wanders.
It will go out and when wandering the inside darkness,
Now what it spreads out it will carry and from that place it discovers it thought?
Western It was an apple with head of a family sweetness of anti- water n and all things.
The custody of 5 things wrote reduction and wages.
The custody of 5 things wrote reduction and wages.

The morning when the fog is dense inside the light light me of up of us by at month.
That we are white, us praise will wear in with lower part and run and it stands still make.
And yet with multi English and the car which are the toast and me the pin ring improve.
And in the face which is strict the old person and reduction and wages.
And in the face which is strict the old person and reduction and wages

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 07:44 PM

The Sunday 1 morning young Lambton fishing industry ' went inside wearing,; '
Fish above him heuk, that thowt leuk't varry good wool catched.
Type of fish which will be a Lambton where the whatt'n the cuddent is young but it talks.
Him the waddn't the te carry'd hyem which suffers, it is like that
and him it the doon the hoyed and the yer it commits sodomy well.

cho:

Whisht! The boy and haad yor rust speak a aaful talk
Whisht in the Aa'll ye'saall!
The boy and haad yor rust 'Aa'll ye' the insect talk starting.

The Noo Lambton felt the te gan' battle i' foreign war which tilts.
Being strange sprouted and the befel, 'varry seun forgat aboot the insect i' which is strange
the good yer the fault where is not also
the nowther article woonds in the place which commits sodomy hazard the unit o which it worries '' by him it fell and that te Palestine which goes it joined.

The insect which ' it gets but fat growed' 'growed a aful size the growed;
He will greet will grow, ' greeting the rust which will grow greets the goggle eye which will grow they the place.

He will construct back and when he will feel and he the aboot Te o' news, that will get wet in small quantity in the craaled neets and the dozen where the yer commits sodomy the sound which is different at the time of Job ten:00 bedspread '.

The doon te when putting a sleep, 'caalves' the school lunch ' the swally which lives the sheep bears the barins young in small quantity at this feorful insect bundle any time.

' To chewing the cud feeling it is that and the sheep which is sufficient is he aall that he which is eats it will do and when doing to sleep, ',
he will pile up ' far and and 7 roond Pensher hills yer commit sodomy the tail craaled. where

The ocean and the gatte the ear Ov which is brave and 'bowld Sor cyon intersected ' the gannins which him is strange in this by the news of the myest aaful insect Seun.
It will be like this and hyem him ' the cam brute ' cut 'twe haalves the im catched, ' that seun will be wrong inside and the eatin' infant who is, '' the sheep the lamb it stops and the caalves.
yer commits sodomy.

foaks wearing the o' ocean 'i' fate feor leeved' swallow o' sleep is the ov side wild n which it shares in the byeth which the noo ye knaa hoo aall loses like this.

To be like this the infant frae sun under Ji height hev thing te bravery the sor jon, ' under storing by the sound myekin'haalves o' which is different the caalves famis lambton insect.
The Yer commits sodomy.

Last the singing together

Noo boy, Aa'll haad or aall Aak naa aboot talk
Ov Sor john the clivvor one Wi'Lambton aaful insect rust.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: michaelr
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 09:39 PM

How Marlene Dietrich dance and Sie as ZiZi JeanMaire that your clothes is, it made all by Balmain, and there are diamonds, and the beads are there in your hair. They live in an imaginativeness apartment except boulevard Saint Michel, where you keep your plates of rollsteinen and a friend of Sacha thistle you. They go to the parts of message, where you speak into Russian, and the Greek and the young men, who travel in your circle, it on each word to hang, which you speak them.

But, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed so-called it that, the thoughts, which surround you I within your head to look at want that I.

I have, since all your qualifications, from Sorbonne to have received and the painting, flew you you from Picasso it loveliness go indéfiniment he to make. If you leave, go you into your summer vacation you to Juan Les Goupilles with it swimsuit topless careful planned that you even a Bronzieren on your back and on your legs receive. And if the snows you are not found to the whole of the nozzle in the Moritz rue with the others and you SIP their fine liquor received from Napoleon, but you never your lips wet made none you.

But, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed so-called it that, the thoughts, which surround you I within your head to look at want that I.

They are between 20, and the very desirable age of 30 A is firm your body, and inviting, but of phase on one sparkle-grope make themselves you. Their name hears one it in the high places that you know Aga Khan he you sent a race horse for Christmas and it maintained just says you for the pleasure, for a laughter you, hectar hectar hectar it, if you are not received married you its to millionnaire, but them consciously, came of where, and I ask myself, whether they are really worried, or give nothing.

But, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed so-called it that, the thoughts, which surround you I within your head to look at want that I.

I remember the Hinterstrassen of Neapel of two children to ask in rags all two, which are concerned with brûlante ambition, in order to shake over from their modest continuous labels to, which tried it... Look at in such a way in my face Marie Claire and remind of just, which are you then me always forgetting go, but I know that you always support the scar deeply within.

I know, where you to my beautiful it go, if you are only in your bed that I know the thoughts, which surround you a ' cause I within your head look at can.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 04:53 AM

We must move out, ' cos we cannot pay renting,
the motion van has come in periphery after darkness;
Has me and my old person, the judge assessor inside the van before,
we can frequently do in let me state.
We packed all could pack in the van and are the fact;
Inside and we obtained inside completely us to be able to obtain,
we then packed have possessed us to be able to pack in tailboard 在後面,
not all rooms caused me to ride.

Cho: My old person said that, "follows the van,
dilutes does not play tricks in the way!"
Went to the cart to pack by the family in it,
behind me walked and my old cockerel linnet.
But my dillied and has played tricks on,
has played tricks on and dillied,
loses the van, did not know roams in where.
Variation: I stopped on the way having old half quartern,
and I was unable to seek my path family.

I gave a helper to the marble to wash handstand, and straight,
we have not obtained in are very bad;
The carman man had a time of accident and has simultaneously broken,
was very good, we had best position Yuan porcelain.
You will understand naturally, I will be get angry about the loss,
with same other people's woman meetings;
But I very quickly obtained, any by ' two-out ' and the chat,
' Cos it is small matter like that any is hello.

Chorus: Variation: Now who invests old steel bedstead if I am unable to seek my path family?
Oh! I am in such chaotic - me did not know the new address -
did not even know blesses neighborhood,
and I felt perhaps looks like me to have to pause beside all nights,
and that is not me any to be good.
I do not send the complaint, but I approach in am weak,
any I want the present am the good firm feed,
and I arrange o ' kind o ' to feel, if my very quick meals,
I have not had to rob linnet his seed.

Chorus: Variation: You are unable to trust the special edition as before time on copper
when you are unable to seek your path family.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 08:49 AM

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your right hand.
You adopt your right hand.
You give a your hand vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you.

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your left leg.
You adopt your left leg.
You give a your foot vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you.

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your right buttocks.
You adopt your right buttocks.
You give a your right buttocks vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you.

Here we go to the upset toilet.
Here we go to the disturbed rumour.
Here we go to the upset toilet.
All do in Saturday night.

You invested your whole from already.
You bring your whole from already.
You give oneself a vibration, the vibration, the vibration.
And turns you here us to go to the muddled restroom.
Here we go to the muddled rumour.
Here we go to the muddled restroom.
Do all in Saturday night

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:20 AM

The MACNAMARA'S the evil unit my name is the McNamara.
Me the evil righteousness leader and, we are small
But it wins at water content and but, we are first inside all ground.

Justly me, the conductor and the I쳌fve you must play approximately all
It reads today with the music which is precise at any time.

Singing together:

The cymbals the drum which it hits strong, E nine sod
Oh the unit the alarm and the McCarthy puff long the bassoon, which becomes
The Doyle it rings and it spreads out and (with the I) it is a tube glow n.

The Hennessey tootles of the total pulp root and music
The silence which is grand and, long trust is
The McNamara's evil unit in the Northern Ireland boy who becomes.

Above electing in which one piece, at any time
It is a method glow n we are precise and long sufficient
The thing wind, which becomes it exposes, is sheep in pride each heart.

When love the now when the Tom Moore which it does is living
It will connect and he anyone boat song
Long the McNamara's evil unit, which becomes
Process will be wrong together in them
And the possibility, which he will do the fact that it is not.

Us the exhibition or the wedding ceremony and each army worker inside
Hazard glow and "it does in what kind of company
One man funeral the Saul funeral march of the military force."

When papal pluck all lawn to the general the LAN thus coming.
He will carry and by the hand he shook.
He talked and and the McNamara's evil righteousness etc.
Which becomes assuredly long he did not listen to.

Now we quite the day when it is grand.
It from that place will be the annual congratulation, which is a hazard
And all gentry it is executing.

The girl and the boy all gathering are.
Grand in the flag and colour.
From before marching the McNamara's evil unit be.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:43 AM

All stars which shine until now. 1 thing, which is not your Yurt.
Glitters the colour eye, which is a green onion.
Hwang gold corn together in the harvester your head.

The navigation the wind is gentle inside and my boat non-it fills my sail.
With your sweetness fortune smell me suction there is a B to where.
The curtain, to lead, one storehouse, which it watches for.

The passage night time is your smile.
The sun is your laugh inside sky.
In me it returns and the poem which me, it puts out stays only short time hazard long.
You carry in this coast and the joy whose is not peaceful because it lets to leave you dry.


Singing together:

It goes out and by your name B it sticks yet
And if it accompanies from where it does though it wanders.
You is beautiful the lifelike portrait will ask identically and it stays.
It waits the large sheep where you wonder in the for place.
When you give back again.
The ring gives to hour Spain which it puts out to where and?

It starts the fact that the eye melts inside seeing, at day.
And the stream will flow.
In the bird me song song in you.
Inside during I the bluebell to pass by the grove and wander with a lower part.

With Wild flower in the place where the iris grows.
And my love will be and the town, which it puts out, hope the fact that it will give back.

Singing together:

It goes out and by your name B it sticks yet
And if it accompanies from where it does though it wanders.
You is beautiful the lifelike portrait will ask identically and it stays.
It waits the large sheep where you wonder in the for place.
When you give back again.
The ring gives to hour Spain which it puts out to where and?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: harpmolly
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:23 PM

Oh my God, this is insanely addictive. Thank God I'm getting DSL or else no one would ever be able to call me again. :)


P.S. I find Altavista's "Babelfish" translator slightly more useful than Google's. Just my taste.

M

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 03:12 AM

Last week got down in ours alley
Nice old geezer to see my missus by the repugnant cough,
adopted his facile short overcoat
to use unusual gentleman's way toff

"Wot cher!" Who do all neighbors sob
"yer to meet, Bill
yer has bought the street, Bill"?
Smiles! I thought I should die
have knocked them in Lao Kent road

Ev'ry evenin ' the actuation which and missus adopted 1.
you in stroke five me to be able to say,
"am wonderful they to live"
if you saw the young donkey to go

when we started the donkey which he could not move blesses to stop,
rapid so chopped Pals outside me
to start whackin ' he, came him to throw down
some person immediately to say he has not caused

"Wot cher!" Who do all neighbors sob
"yer to meet, Bill
yer has bought the street, Bill"?
Smiles! I thought I should die
have knocked them in the Lao Kent road

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 06:40 PM

R.A.O.T.P.L.L.F.T.B.!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 04:06 AM

Technical note, Citizen Heureux: What route do you use to get the "chorus" to come out so inventively? Not to mention the upset toilets, and as for the Lambton Worm commiting sodomy as well...

I generally use Babelfish to Korean and back.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 06:06 AM

The thread title itself:

Difficulty will relapse and in the household duties fun.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 10:02 AM

To the Desmond the Molly- it goes out and inside
the evil unit Desmond where in the girl
who likes your face the grave is inside the central place
Molly of commerce the singer it talks
and all it is she has by the hand will be wrong and the broad way
Molly which goes talks this.

Singing together:

The life continues to peel, as the life in brassiere
Lala is thin in ObladiOblada life and it is thin
it peels and as the Obladioblada life goes to brassiere Lala.

The Desmond 20 things khay les Hwang gold ring
waits in the door and it it faces each other
the Molly back it has and when he which burns the trolley
gives it to her in thin jeweler shop purchase,
she starts the song one thing.
Inside singing together

for a few years them the Desmond and the Molly cyon su ran inside yard
and they fell the fortune family with 2 child and A family sweetness.
Until now the pretty face to borrow a hand
Molly stay it makes the children who after are happy inside the central place
Desmond of commerce from the house and her it does
and inside evening she is the singer in the evil unit.
Inside singing together

for a few years them the Desmond and the Molly cyon su ran inside yard
and they fell the fortune family with 2 child and A family sweetness.
Until now the pretty face to borrow a hand
Desmond stay it makes the children who after are happy inside the central place
Molly of commerce from the house and him it does
and inside evening she is the singer in the evil unit.

When singing together

and you want a some fun and have -Obladiblada and go.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 10:07 AM

The i to the dog does one girl will talk,
or being happen her one time it will be
and it will carry and and.
Her me her room, it good, was visible
isn't the Norway is tree?
The chair without being from which place sitting,
it was like that and it went out and report
she in me asked the fact that to be fine she in me,
it talks that it pays attention in circumference.
Me it sat in the carpet, my hour which drinks her wine it waited.
We talk until 2 and that time she talks,
"the bed hazard hour" she is.
She worked morning and she in me talked that the fact that it laughs.
It went out and in order with inside taking a bath self it fell
and crawling to her me it talked.
And it went out and when awaking, me from one person,
this bird it flew and. Is like this and in non me by,
it it is good, the Norway tree it ignited.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 12:45 PM

House hour sauntering the hill which sleeps it crossed over.
The valley which gets shaded with a lower part it leads and it is like this.
He whistled and when the greenwoods becomes roundly until, ' song he did.
And he won the heart of the lady.

Singing together:

Ampere-hour d U, Oh-oh! D U the daddy which it does.
Ampere-hour d U, Oh-oh! D U d child Dee.
He whistled and when the greenwoods becomes roundly until, ' song he did.
And he won the heart of the lady.

She let to leave the father castle door in her.
She let to leave the lover who her oneself is precise.
She let to leave her servant and her nation.
House hour sauntering it will cut and it followed to respect.

Her father him with the most quick end was excessive high piece.
Completely and as the valley saunters.
It searched his daughter in company one speed.
And whistle house hour sauntering it sleeps.

He came finally to mansion fine.
By river Claydee in lower part.
And there was music and the wine it was.
House hour and hazard his lady.

"He talked house hour, my father" her.
Completely "but week of this ground.
And me until the day when me, it dies ' will stay.
My whistle house hour sauntering it sleeps."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 01:21 PM

The Bertie brother let make his top the other day.
With smiling on its lips.
And points of sound lieutenants.
After its luminous and homosexual shoulder.
Since it moved a departure periodically, it said. "you remember me to all the girls."
Then wagged him its Tatze.
And left was.
Cries of these words pathetisc hen.

On re-examining eeh, re-examining eeh.
If you wipe the tear, expensive the baby who by your eye eeh.
Although it is hard to distribute me, you know.
Me tickled with the death, to go.
Cries not eeh, not sighs eeh.
There is a fodder silver plated in the sky eeh.
Good evening old woman thing.
Cheerio, chin of chin.
Napoo, toodle-oo, on re-examining eeh.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 09:56 AM

Green 40 coolly.

I close my eye and the vivid description sea emerald.
From fishing boat in Dingle to Donaghadea shore.
I think of river Shannon, the waiter in Skibbereen.
Moorlands and meadow and green 40 coolly.

But I importantly think of a girl in the Tipperary town.
And I importantly miss her lip equally soft elephant eiderdown quilt.
I want to look at and to be us again to make and saw the thing.
There breeze is sweet achievement Shalimar.
And has green 40 coolly.

I wish me to be able to pass for a hour the material which mixes in Dublin.
I can be willing to watch the farmer to drain the bog and the spade sod.
Again looked the woman cleans lid straw.
I can walk from the cork look at green 40 to Larne coolly.

But I importantly think of a girl in the Tipperary town.
And I importantly miss her lip equally soft elephant eiderdown quilt.
I want to look at and to be us again to make and saw the thing.
There breeze is sweet achievement Shalimar.
And has green 40 coolly.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 08:50 PM

B.O.G.O.F.F.!

It is rare and long it raises in hour song and the talk, which become. Hero of famousness. Passage talk and honour.
That was one Dublin city.
The new star it does, one auditorium and the house.
Sticks and the child wild rhyme, which it accompanies.
That was one Dublin city. It is rare and long inside the hour when it becomes.

Singing together:

Ring o ' the rose become roundly.
The broad way where the light falls.
I think the Dublin city.
It is rare and long inside the hour when it becomes.

It is my name Sean Dempsey.
The Pimlico eagerly and to be late inside width possibility hour blood Dublin broad way which is. In order convenience in the household which stands still.
By a trade me it was an alcoholic beverage seller.
At the outside it loses in duplication.
In order to progress together my family it fell.
My trade it remembers.

I wooed the Peggy Dignan.
You very.
Maul ill knave and child.
From rebellious freedom.

I lost her in students crack.
After coal skin.
He her will fall to Birmingham and when taking away.
She carried my soul.

By at year it went out and ten it made bitterly.
It will carry and hooley lay the gargle's brain, which it does.
Cause Dublin maintains it changes.
And anything is not visible in the identical water.

10001 went the pillar and.
The king who hands down far before.
Grey with the concrete, which is unyielding.
Of my, city it is Ann, which will make the city.

With fare thee well sweetness fortune Anne o'Liffey.
Compared to above it will can stay I.
And new separation my confinement smallness see.
It springs up consequently to the pier.
My mind which memory is sufficient too much.
Too much long it becomes and it is when it listens to respect.
Dublin I of the thing, which will be, am portion.
It is rare and long inside the hour when it becomes.







OLD PEOPLE, RARE TIMES

Raised on a song and stories. Holder of the reputation.
The stories hombres cretonne and Ruhr me. That was once town of Dublin.
Sanctified halls and houses. Attending Regime of the children.
That was once town of Dublin. In old rare times.

Choral society:

Fasten it pink Boxing ring-O '. As the light goes down.
I remember town of Dublin. In old rare times.

My name is him of Sean Dempsey.
Like Dublin, as one could carry strongly and late in Pimlico.
In a house which is stopped, to be.
By the trade, I was flexible of barrel lost outside with the redundancy.
As my house which is, fell, to advance. A memory of my trade.

I sought of Peggy Dignan. Ask as enough as you.
Gunner and a child of Mary. Freedoms rebel.
I lost it with a muzzle of participant of course. With the skin as of return as coal.
Like it it in Birmingham eliminated. It removed my heart.

The years me to form bitterly. That gargles me darkens the brain.
Cause Under halter of Dublin on the modification. And nothing seems the same thing.
The station and which one meet, outward journey. For a long time the royal he runt erge zogen. Like unyielding grey concrete. A town of my city forms.

Tariff well thee Anne O soft ' Liffey. I cannot remain any more.
And made attention new executives out of glass. Along that the kai is born.
My understanding too fully of the memories. In more of the new plays of old bell hearing.
I am a part that Dublin was. In old rare times

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 03:28 PM

Paul B. submitted:
The i to the dog does one girl will talk,
or being happen her one time it will be
and it will carry and and.
Her me her room, it good, was visible
isn't the Norway is tree?
The chair without being from which place sitting,
it was like that and it went out and report
she in me asked the fact that to be fine she in me,
it talks that it pays attention in circumference.
Me it sat in the carpet, my hour which drinks her wine it waited.
We talk until 2 and that time she talks,
"the bed hazard hour" she is.
She worked morning and she in me talked that the fact that it laughs.
It went out and in order with inside taking a bath self it fell
and crawling to her me it talked.
And it went out and when awaking, me from one person,
this bird it flew and. Is like this and in non me by,
it it is good, the Norway tree it ignited.
===================================

Wonderful mangling of a Beatles classic there, Paul! LOL

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 09:56 AM

AGREEABLY AND ADMIRABLY.

It was one morning of the middle of the pleasant and admirable summer.
If collects and all the meadows became in covered corn.
And Amseln and Thrushes sang on each green jet.
And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes to be born from the day.

And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes.
And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes.
And Lurches sang it with wohl kling endes to be born from the day.

A right sailor and his loves were ' go one day.
The sailor said to his love right, which I am jumped far.
I am jumped for the islands of the east, in which the freight of the guns howl.
I must go to leave to you Nancy; They are the girl whom I admire.

I must go to leave to you Nancy.
I must go to leave to you Nancy.
I must go to leave to you Nancy which you are the girl that I admire.

Then the ring far from their finger.
Which it drew immediately saying?
You take my dear William and my heart with this one go too.
And since it covered it, from the tears of him fell eyes.
May I go from Saying, in collaboration with you, with O No, my love, departure?

I go from Saying, at May in collaboration with you?
I go from Saying, at May in collaboration with you?
May I go from Saying, in collaboration with you, with O No, my love, departure?

Thus, it is not any more one tariff well thee my Nancy, me cannot remain.
For that, topsail and that are drawn from the anchors to the top aweigh.
And ship the lies, which wait for the following liquid tides.
And if I turn over indeed again, I train you my must.

And if I turn over indeed again.
And if I turn over indeed again.
And if I turn over indeed again, I train you my must.














AGRJABLEMENT AND ADMIRABLY.


It was one morning of middle pleasant and admirable jet.
If it collects also all meadows they have become in in that is covered maize.
And the Amseln and the Thrushes have tragoydi'sej in a one green spout.
And the Lurches this has tragoydi'sej in wohl kling endes you are given birth the day.

And the Lurchers this has trageydi'sej in wohl kling endes.
And the Lurchers this has tragedi'sej in wohl kling endes.
And the Lurchers this has tragedi쳌fsej in wohl kling endes you are given birth the day.

A seaman and his just loves were "go one day.
Has said the seaman in just his love where I am jumped distant.
I am in jumped for the islands of east, in which nails the firearms oilier.
It should I go you to abandon Nancy? He is the girl that I admire.

It should I go you to abandon Nancy.
It should I go you to abandon Nancy.
It should I go you to abandon Nancy that are the girl that I admire.

Then the ring loin their finger that it drew immediately.
That says, you take my most expensive William and my heart in this it goes too.
And provided that this has covered, his fissions has fallen eyes.
May I go the Saying, to the collaboration with you, in arch, my love, departure.

I go the Saying, until the May to the collaboration with you?
I go the Saying, until the May to the collaboration with you?
May I go the Saying, to the collaboration with you, in arch, my love, departure.

Thus, is not anymore a taxation my shaft thee Nancy, cannot to remain.
For this, the topsail and this sy'ren taj the anchors aweigh ascendant.
And boat the lies that they expect for the following humid tides.
And if I turn indeed again, you I shape my must.

And if I turn indeed again.
And if I turn indeed again.
And if I turn indeed again, you I shape my must.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: harpmolly
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 01:43 AM

It was in the month soft July,
Before the sun in the sky is not;
Downwards between two installations of rye
I heard the liked leisures with two.
It did not say so any more
"of the girls, girls, than I do not have and with you to leave can me remains;
But I have to say a word or to two,
if you have an understanding for too teeriges.
You, your father applies large Obacht,
and your mother also combs to the bottom your yellow hair;
And your sisters two say that you do not receive a share,
if you follow me, loves, a foreigner;
And the girl, girls, your fortune is however small,
and perhaps it is right that you do not have absolutely any of it;
And I am not same, loves, for you with all;
give thus your love zu.anderen others."
"OH -, my father can opposes it
and my mother can the eyebrows wrinkle,
and my sisters, two that I exproprie;
And if they had died below the ground and,
I would follow you calmly, loves;
They are not a foreigner!
But the courage of this girl collected to be removed above,
and its cheeks rosigen raised soon wan and of the plates;
And the tears came, troepfelnd like greeting to the bottom
or a heavy shower the summer.
And its rag of collar of Leinens is taken to him thus finely,
and his lips are embraced to him,
and him it is dried eyes;
to say, "no more love cries, because you are meins,
and very that I said, should test you."

(I particularly like "I would follow you calmly, loves..." the original line being "I'd still follow you, love, you're no stranger." Nice example of appropriate mistranslation. ;)

M

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 06:02 AM

Large yellow taxi [of Joni Mitchell]

They covered paradise. And parker en party j set-up.
With a rose hotel, boutique. And a swinging hot macula.
It does not seem go always.
That you wet what does not have you. To has gone.
They covered paradise.
And parker en party j set-up.



They accepted all shafts. Assumed ' em in the museum of shaft.
And they charged people.
Dollar with half exactly in order to see ' em.
It does not always seem that it goes.
That you do not know you you obtain. To it is gone.
They paved paradise. And is assumed upward me stay for the stand.



He to farmer of placed farmer far D.D.T now this.
They I give points on my apples.
But leave as me the birds and the bees.
Question! It seems not always go.
That you not wet, what you have. Until he has gone.
They have paved Parodies. And in placed Top Park a party.



It is late, in the last night.
Me moth-proof watch it bit and slam it listened to.
And the big yellow taxi. It carried my old person.
It is not visible the for thing always.
It spreads out and you are having the fact that it does not know.
When it goes until. Them packed the paradise.
And as the parking lot which it establishes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Paul Burke
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 06:56 AM

Improve crew

All that it will belong in your improve crew
and the ocean me which come in you of battle, my boy,
it will talk child land reduction, will be the Somerville which is his name inside the Nottingham boat
and in the courage which talks, him, that his role which it does it will sleep like this and it controlled.

When we put in the Spithead, from Twas boy June 8th my,
that place inside the boat order and weight our anchor which is a month l thing hazard the hazard guard,
our orders the coast of Northern Ireland which comes, under cruising which runs like this,
conversation the enemy who is peerless to head hazard us not to refuse.

Before the boat which we watch us in the ocean many length what kind of it does not navigate
it will be France which is lofty to be and her, we who come like this
widely in direction lower part will call in the sound which is big her of France,
from where we will come my boy, from our answer backs which it asks and, London is our names from Riverpool.

If Ohio the what kind of man of your warfare which is intends, or, is what and you it intends?
Ohio that time our reduction it will reply, when that your British color which means that you will see quickly it will hit and come,
it will not be like that and it spreads out because you a thing which it will bring are hard
like this, will decrease at the outside which it spreads out and it will not be like that and we to be extensive and sink.

The first broadside where we in order to wonder them to them the n which it will make, give.
The taste t which them is a E and them Sag it acts with thunder it will take in lower part and kek
it will take and sound difficulty we from the quarters kek them them,
them compared to above it will can stay and our gun which is not not to be made
and us positively positively it roared British playing in them who are visible us.

That boat where we burn like this now, my boy, in us shoes speed all
there is a wind which is fair us the pulley me su it navigated to the city,
when the heaven examines was kind like this, us are healthy in our reduction,
and in him will drink all like that improve soul we from the bowl which flows to roll up and,
highland Anh, it is assuredly, the rear end to draw out.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:01 AM

The POP goes Jog swallow.

It is round and ' in the circumference of the forgery sleeping bench '.
The monkey pursed Jog swallow.
The monkey ' all thought the 쳌etwas inside fun.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

Disappointment sun grass hazard whey in.
Needle hazard phey nil.
That is the method where the money is thin.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

2 pens so green onion fortune of rice tub anti-.
Green onion fortune of molasses tub anti-.
It comfort it will mix and and ten:00 bedspreads.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

London it came back and it went.
Eagle wild Rag day Rag.
That is the method where the money is thin.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

Me there is not an hour and a pine tree, which argue.
Me there is not an hour when it tempts in sweet talk.
Height so it does quickly it will carry and that time me it goes.
Pop music! Jog swallow goes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:06 AM

Ale of Jones's

3 cheerful companions
came the hill together, it was.
The hill came together
the cheerful crew is formed.

When and those Jones's ale is new,
the hill so when the beer of the Sherry liquor
and the pint of bottle Jones's ale is new,
that the fact that those so are helped in the cheerful cheerful hill is helped,
my boy it ordered those.

And they were those first number tinkers,
he was not small ale drinker.
He was pleasant beer drinker
in this cheerful crew.
And all he calculated the pint of the best ale
in order to drink gallon where he does not fail under any condition.
In order all to drink gallon where he does not fail under any condition,
when Jones's ale is new, my boy
when Jones's ale is new.

When and those Jones's ale is new,
the hill so they when Jones's ale is new,
that the fact that those so are helped in the cheerful cheerful hill is helped,
my boy ordered the beer of the Sherry liquor and their pints of bottle.

(Chorus of mutual difference: When)

the daughter of the landlord, her, and entering,
we kissed to the cheek of those rose colors for the second time.
We to sit down completely, then you sing.
When Jones's ale is new,
when Jones's ale is new, my boy.

And enters the soldier
who has that flintlock with next door was that shoulder,
because rather than he pulling every one, being bold,
the step which is longer than that it is not possible to be flat.
You swore that as for him all people being,
should use pound those should handle the hand everything.
Then he ' drinks pleasant well circle healths completely,

enters with next door with the fire him himself dyer
which sits down ' that craving which forms the cause cheerful crew.
And the woman master the smokestack corner is his himself place straightly to that surface,
he makes his himself surface sit down there,
the fact that it can dye was called to him

and enters with next door the stone carpenter.
That necessary refacin ' is struck with the hammer.
Because the cheerful crew is formed that necessary refacin ' is struck with the hammer.
So, he throws that old hammer vis-a-vis the wall,
the church and the chapel, because as for that it should make the work for the stone carpenter being entirely,
as for the end which enters are the hat house and the fact that it falls,

is not the fat quality person was desired.
The person it cannot do fat quality and to make the cheerful crew.
When the daughter of the woman master, her entering,
he her twixt nose and the jaw, and rolling kissed to the pint of beer which comes

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:21 AM

In raft inside chicken

officer thread drinkin captain ' position,
U in yo and raft chicken!
I ' do not avoid the knockin, but me, inside the goin'!
U in yo and raft chicken!
It iron lever laughin ',
U chicken elegy will come to the yo
and the raft, theyn the place!
He is in me lookin' comedy cut again,!
U in yo and raft chicken!

cho:
In the next Dabtoes and the aftertaste dustman and the raft from
Sittin' that place frightful spectacle a'pickin' what will see,
Monday in the chicken in morning the raft,
in Ohio the chicken! Goodbye, in ho and raft chicken!
U, in ho and raft chicken!
Goodbye, in ho and raft chicken!
U, in ho and raft chicken!

In me it gives the too much center and f five r Un five all,
now me, 'whalin' it is a pullin great ambition.
The sea gull wheelin' above the head
and the Ioughter or is a family featherbed inside,!

Me the little girl, became her laughing-stock
inside the Donny-B to be.
Her heart the pusser's sya we,
inside the quarters of hour was hot in the cold and it ran and together it was,!

We Goodbye height su do in the midnight bus,
her Anh isn't she or her first that thing flesh which it loves,
or is different only the cuckoo under being impatient
the highland isn't, does happen inside the man nest?

She went out but and in order to think her the thing
her child it was inside 2 and 3,
she received the sisters inside the Maryhill
and only, the cancer Oh the z all girl talked the inside the Dumfries and it lived,!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 07:46 AM

Clean boy FLOYD. (Ligneous Guthrie)

Circle the gather illegitimate child offering/accompanying, which comes, the story which I say. Clean boy Floyd, illegality and Oklahoma had known him well.

It was in the town of Shawnee of Saturday afternoon.
Like to the town where those rode that wife of that side of the wagon.

Process server representation got near in the sense that to impolite those it is somewhat.
Using the general word of language and that wife, she made suddenly the ear.

It was good, as for the clean boy the chain of the log as for the clamp and representation grasped that gun.
And it continued swaying, he put in place the representation.

In order to lead the life of shame then he took in the wood and the river.
All crimes of Oklahoma were added to that name.

It is and he takes in the wood, supports the lumber of the Canadian river.
And illegality welcome was found with the door of many farmers.

It is, the farmer who is hungry many, the same it is said there is an old story.
Illegality how pays mortgage, was the small house rescued?

Other things inform the fact that the meal is asked concerning others who come.
And thousand dollar bills were left under the napkin.

That in Christmas Oklahoma City, was to that, it was.
Food miscellaneous goods and all carload of the letter which you said came.

When I am the thief, I am with illegal, you should have said, saying.
There is a Christmas for the family of rescue dinner here.

It was good; through this world the way I did not stop and talked taking.
I met to many of the strange person.

Certain people take 6 guns.
And how many of fountain pens?

Passing by this world, the way passing by this world, the way you walk and turn, taking it does not stop and talks.
Never the family you do not look at the illegality and drive from the house.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 08:07 AM

Me in the neet it will fall in you and regarding the boy who becomes as this distinction a talk it will speak,
wrong comfort pebble he will work in inside,
the wrong comfort pebble the pebble
the hollow with the flesh in lower part,
that will knock nearly in wrong lower part
and to fall regarding 6 day the pebble,
Ji we foot in the comfort pebble and and lower part
lower part distance his jusy the side, wrong the pebble
it will respect Ass who will live it will win and but,
he hazard will fall with an inside in the bar, theyn the place.

Always it will sit inside the same place,
he well quite in wrong comfort pebble
lower part the pebble,
Yoju person in his face side will be
pebble n in wrong Iss Iss a
nd comfort pebble lower part
in the eye which it shines in opposition,
but this and it will fall and the A it surprises
1st day rise will become the cause which gets up the oil inside
the hazard his ramp in the new bar girl,
he which is a pebble n in the comfort pebble
lower part which will be wrong

her wine, the boughjt her position accident,
will be pebble n in wrong comfort pebble lower part,
on her chin lower part her for quality,
the wrong comfort pebble, The pebble n thing hazard it started him in lower part,
but this and in opposition this f Ul le the r approximately 6 things height
big he or is small rather inside,
he talks, "the colleague in our burden which ' sees the yerhewin the barn! "
In wrong comfort pebble lower part pebble ten:00 bedspreads.

It pasted under evaluating, wrong must go round
in the comfort pebble and lower part,
fun step, wrong it went round in the comfort pebble and lower part
and the boy went round and hazard it gathered,
it will be clear, the overcoat will come,
the fist which it puts in inside it will win
and theyn the place it peeled and and the rear rs
where to who will doze was poor and long
in wrong comfort pebble n multi lower part
the burden which becomes it headed,,
it and in 10 flesh the thing flesh and the pebble it bet.

When the battery which the battle gets the whole surface now supremely beautiful and,
it will be a pebble n in wrong comfort pebble lower part,
he will wear out the weekly bulletin and compared to hazard one which it closes
and, it will be a pebble n in wrong comfort pebble lower part,
it will be like that and she goes out the inside yard,
where are you all young f Ul le the rs comes you her
which the stick seizes the maid inside the air which woos,!
In wrong comfort pebble lower part pebble ten:00 bedspreads.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:43 AM

lennan-shee she where from that place
1) Lagan hour I am in agony in love goes out but
and inside the thr egg l where is not also the life
it puts in my mind to peel
and inside her eye where the night is to her head
lullaby the non lily the song which is the dusk low light level
which is fair in the place which it does love hazard
freedom all week and.

2) her father the barge 'TwixtLeamh-beag with navigates the Druim differently;
And she wrongly hazard his stove in the river marge which is lonely clearly.
She the fairy will be high only and at the time of the mother who her which will die is gentle;
The dew love defends her memory green but in the Lagan side.

3) with B in her where the beetle alarm Hath which eve will calm down
well is lonely in the shieling and the dooring in the crying sound
at the time of Hoom seven at any time.
From that place to the cricket song pebble,
she with sad sweetness fortune inside undertone
the bogwood non and 4 song of heart desire it economizes the wing wing)

the hazard her love her illusion which will carry, from her heart, is from inside,:
The height which her is warm su infection of sin Iss it is an inclination which is not.
And it will go out and in order good season when stimulating my, foot, the wind of earnest desire from from darkness of night the non l
thing nu lets to leave a meal atlas love and the light the Tis.

which lennan-shee she where from that place
5) Lagan hour I are in agony in love goes out but and inside the thr egg l
where is not also the life it puts in my mind to peel
and inside her eye where the night is to her head
lullaby the non lily the song which is the dusk low light level
which is fair in the place which it does love hazard
freedom all week and.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 09:52 AM

Perhaps because that me is Londoner,
that so there is I love London.
Perhaps that me me even somewhere with me
it is Londoner which is thought concerning her who goes.

I in obtain the feeling where I whom you are walking
to the top and bottom am strange exactly.
Perhaps as for that as for me thing
I who love London town am Londoner.

Subject: Mangled Lyrics/ Clean boy FLOYD -(Ligneous Guthrie
From: Genie
Date: 10 Apr 06 - 02:44 PM

"Clean boy Floyd" (Ligneous Guthrie)" - ROFLMAO!

Favorite lines:
"Circle the gather ... Clean boy Floyd, illegality ... "

"Using the general word of language and that wife, she made suddenly the ear. "

" he takes in the wood, supports the lumber of the Canadian river. "

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 03:55 AM

Dance and your dad, me in the small man
my enemy to laddie dance

Thou will be a fish to your dad
and the doubling Thou your dad, me,
in the small man must eat hoof
l Taegu inside pan dance, when coming in,
to the thou it hugged certainly and must be,

there must be a tail group Thou which,
burns we it loved the d young girl
and her all your life to respect,
her thou art has the man and wife

Thou in your dad and in order good season
and when being your young girl and a thou
must be her man dance happening, me the small man

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 05:40 AM

TIME TO COME HARD EVEN MORE. (Stephen Care)

You make count us in the pleasures of the life pause even and it쳌fs much of tears.
While we ensure all sup with the arms.
There is a song, which is delayed for always in our ears.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

Choral society:

쳌eTis the song, the sigh of the inert one.
Hard times, hard times, do not come yet any more.
Many days was delayed you around my door cabin.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

While we seek of Frolic h kite and a beauty and one - homosexual and light of music.
There are the weak forms, which fall to the door in impotence.
Although their voices are calm, pleading statement their at sight.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

There is far Latten maid going down on him lives bad plait.
With a worn heart to which better days are more o'er.
Although its voice, ' which 'tis which it whole day sighing to be would be merry.
OH- hard times, do not come again more

'Tis, a sigh which is, on the worrying wave wafted.
` Tis jamming which is heard after the bank `
'Tis a dirge, around the weak tomb raus gecht becomes.
OH- hard times do not come yet any more.

TIME TO COME HARD STILL MORE. (Stephen Cares)

You made us measure in in the pleasures of life pause ren and a lot of the fissions.
While we ensure all sup with 쳌eem prats a.
Exists a song that delays for always in in our ears.
OH - the hard years do not come still anymore.

Chorus:

"Her song, the sigh inactive.
Hard years, hard years, do not come still anymore.
Your a lot of days they have delayed round the door of my Campin as.
OH - the hard years do not come still anymore.

While we search Frolic hkeight and a beauty and - homosexuals and lighting of music.
It exists the impossible forms that fall in the door in a disability.
Even if their votes are calm, their statement aspect in that speaks.
OH - the hard years do not come still anymore.

Exists distant a Latten maid descendant, this lives ablute.
With anus j heart of that better days is more 쳌eer.
Even if his vote, "that her that entire day sighing you are would be cheerful.
OH - the hard years, do not come again more Her `,
A sigh that is, stop inqui tante wave wafted.
Her ` the Jamming that is heard later side ` dirge,
Around from the impossible grave raus gecht becomes.
OH - the hard years do not come still anymore.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 07:59 AM

IRISH, EYES SMILE THEMSELVES.

(Lyric poetry by Chauncey Ghoul cottage and +. Graff, Jar. the music of Ernest)

It passes on a crack in your eye to R. Ball.
And I surprise myself for which.
Everything never must there for.
With an energy in your smile.
Certainly a stone, which you would deceive.
Thus he teardrop fall would have never.
As your gentle trawller neden laugh.
Such as fairy song.
And him luminous eyes Twinkle, such as can be.
They would laugh whole must when.
And another Zeit lame chins whole.
And now, for me smiles smile.

Chorale:

Irish, eyes smile themselves.
Certain 'tis wants the morning in spring.
In Lied hen of Irish laugh.
They can hear the angels sing. Irish, is harden itself happy.
The whole world seems luminous and homosexual.
And as Irish eyes smile.
Certainly flying they heart far your.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Murkey
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:18 AM

Hope this hasn't bene done already...

Oh says red Molly to James "that a fine motorcycle is. A girl could believe, particularly on possibly such same one "says that James is to red Molly" of my hat from to you it a Vincent of black Lightning, 1952. And I saw, you at the corners and to the coffee it red hair to seem and black leather, my favourite color draft "and he on her after pulled and down to Boxhill, which says her to Oh rode, James to red Molly" here a ring for your right hand am, but I you explain that in serious I am a dangerous man. For has me with the law fought, since I was seventeen, I robbed much a man for receiving my machine Vincent. Now I am 21 years, could I 22 form and I worry not to die but for the love from you to. And if Fortschr1tt mean fate then break, I give you my Vincent to the travel "" down come, down come, red Molly" called Sergeant McRae "for her took young James Adie for armed robbery. Shotgun bang struck its box, left nothing inward. Oh come down, red Molly to its dying top ", when them came to the hospital, there were much leave it ran out made of road, did not run out it made of breath, but it smiled, in order to see, their cry, which it said that "I give you to my Vincent to the travel" James "according to my opinion say, to there nothing into these world impacts 52 Vincent and a red preceding girl is. Now Nortons and Indian and Greeves do not do, ampere-hour, have them not a soul like a Vincent 52"oh -, which it reached for its hand and it did not slide it the keys, said "I further use for these had. I see to house "and he angels on Ariels in the leather and chrome, Swooping down from the sky to carrying I gave her a last kiss and died and he gave it its Vincent to the travel.

Turns out James survives in this one:

'which it reached for its hand and it did not slide it the keys, said "I further use for these had.'

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:44 AM

LIKE IT AND MYSELF YOUNG PERSON GOODS, MAGGIE.
(George collect W. John wires and James of tin lubricate: 1866)

I wind-talk today to the hill, Maggie.
The scene to pay attention downwards.
The affluent and the old mill rusting, Maggie.
Where we had sat in length, it is a long time.
Green Wall dung went to from Maggie of the hill.
Where Gents blue McHen resulted initially.
The old mill quiescence is still, of Maggie.
Since you and myself were young.

Choral society:

And now we aged and, of grey Maggie.
And the attempts on the life almost takes place.
But with me you, such as you were, if be adapted of Maggie.
As you and myself were young.

A city so gently and solitaire ment, Maggie.
Where the homosexual young person and and best.
In the polished white villas of the stone, Maggie.
Let find each one a place of the remainder.
It becomes, where the birds used to play, of Maggie establish.
And attach to song those, which were sung.
Homosexuals like it, of Maggie sang us thus.
As you and myself were young.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics- Mangled Titles
From: Genie
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 07:45 PM

Some of these lines are hilarious! ROFL

See if you can decipher these mangled song titles. The parenthetical phrases are alternative mangled translations I found.)   The general sequence was English - Portugese - Dutch - French - German - English, sometimes with Spanish, Chinese, or Italian thrown in. (If a particular language left too many words untranslated, I tended to drop it from the sequence.)

TITLES
1-1. Its agreement does not go for the soil away becomes.
1-2. Case of you to the stage of the dance of do not leave, to climb down from
1-3. They do not leave the subject it must descend.

2. In the payment of the summer

3-1. The stars do not mix the too received eye from you
3-2. They do not go leaving the first paper to reach in its eyes.

4. The partisans dreamed about it.

5-1. Fortune, they are today's Mrs. of the night
5-2.   The occasion (the opportunity), one woman relative this evening.

6. Investment into cut

7. Tides of the case

8-1. Satin marionnette
8-2. Of the wrist of satin.

9-1. Ah, Sugar factory of secret of life, finally I, you found
9-2. Ah, smooth secret of life, finally I found it!

10. This you must be

11-1 Sign Wabash truck mixed
11-2. The hose (flexible tube) of Wabash

12-1. Hillock blue raspberry
12-2. Of the hill of the bilberry

13-1. If the cross, cross lipstick of the blackbird comes longitudinally winds wire of the wire
13-2. If it and coil of the drawer of red comes.
13-3.   If the Robin lipstick and the rouge the coil of Bob de Bob completely come.

(That one is one of my favorites!!) :-D

15. I am in the love to of the choice
15-2. They are in the tendency for love.

16-1. In the choice (by Throat Of The Rolling Mill)
16-2. Of the tendency on in that the form (by Gorges With Mill)

17-1. The boy of the company B Bugel of Woogie opened the packing car of Boogie
17-2. 16. Dance to the boy of the bugler Woogie de B at the pickup truck

18-1. Oh, how one raises hate in the morning to me!
18-2. Oh as I abhor the morning, in order to be on top

I like that last one too!! LOL

19-1. The breakage as of tomorrow
19-2. Tomorrow, it broke.

20 The old bathtub in the oak wood

21. Tenting this late in the old earth to encamp

22. The difficult years no longer now prevent many from the other time (Stephen C. Adopted)

23-1. Which concerns the large separation of the water (Wolf of Kate)
23-2. The great crosspiece of will is uniform
23-3. The large will cross divided.

24-1. Always me of beautiful of the blister
24-2. Never to the bubbles run through.
24-3. To the bubbles are not never burnt through.

25. Trunks and forms


I will post the answers separately, in jumbled sequence. See if you can match them.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 08:13 PM

No contest - you won!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 09:13 PM

Oh, it's not that kind of contest, Mr. Happy. §;-x

Some of those are almost indecipherable without a hint. But here is the jumbled list of the real titles.

A - Ebb Tide
B - Putting On The Ritz
C - Luck, Be A Lady Tonight
D - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Of Company B
E - Satin Doll
F - Daydream Believer
G - Summer Wages
H - Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes
I - The Old Oaken Bucket
J - It Had To Be You
K - Ah, Sweet Mystery Of Life, At Last I've Found You
L - I'm In The Mood For Love
M - Cockles & Mussels
N - Tenting Tonight On The Old Camp Ground
O - The Wabash Cannonball
P - Morning Has Broken
Q - Blueberry Hill
R - Across The Great Divide
S - Don't let your deal go down.
T - When The Red, Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbin Along
U - In The Mood
V - I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
W - Hard Times Come Again No More
X - Oh How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 03:44 AM

Good secret conference enough
the small-sized 6 pens su in song
of the A the green onion 4 hooves
and 20 cci lu ley flag inside song.
The green onion when as does the
bird song do was started the thing,
intelligence it wasn't, the thing authorization
elegance which it will put on the front of wages is the plate it opened?

The wages will eat the bread
and cci lu ley the flag five temper
her noses will fall in the lower part
which in his conference market
which it counts from his money
where the queen will be inside the passenger compartment
is ccol time the honey will hang
from the cloth inside the regular staff to be a maid.

If that's not clear enough:

completely sing at a song of the bag sixpence
A from rye four and twenty blackbirds,
which were cooked at the furnace in a pie in crust.
When is it that the pie in crust
the birds to sing begun,
was not only a good-tasting plate setting
before the king was opened?

The king was in his account house,
that outside of his money the fact
that the queen was in the eating salon
bread counts and the honey
the good was in the garden,
which hangs outside of the clothes,
if a blackbird came downward
and except a nose clay/tone picoté.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 11:54 AM

Great Britain vibrates. (The Roger it pushes)

Singing together:

The pendulum together the Ohio British swing.
By 2 in bicycle 2 the policeman.
Why sun thus it pushed and so it sprouted and the Catholic Church, pike it cut the tower.
Work rose light of child, deep-red cheek.

You and except the money which is sufficient and you last
you do not live and when the oyster you emit, now.
Until capture in that piece of ocean in travel your family.
You will have your travel and before going, have an end and go.
Talk to you to where and in order the good season when it will carry make.

Go to Great Britain.
The Mama's long the green onion which becomes it will sleep and your papa's chops the beard.
It fell from the windowsill, which is pleasant inside the grass.
Method it tries the birdcage one thing and them, fun, but inside having become Huts, all it talks. The d it sees blankly in the man whom it concludes in U rugby hat and the stick.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:09 PM

SAN Francisco you're in gonna conference thin you
The reel it wears the E for flower inside your hair
and el wears is thin from that place flower of E for inside your hair and and in SAN Francisco the you which;
When the re was positive, when el E for the person who is gentle for

they it comes to SAN Francisco
summer hour from that place in that piece of the nation
in inside they hair all inside in the flower
SAN Francisco the person who is gentle twus

Oh lang inside the A in fortune explanation
the whole occurrence you was newly SAN Francisco
summer hour and u the cotton it came that place
when you were at SAN Francisco summer hour ses

Oh lang the A it came inside, it was positive in SAN Francisco
and for they it comes the motion there'
which inside motion does to live the person inside the person east;
The S that place will be a vibrating person who is same
strange inside ses Oh lang inside the A

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:16 PM

Go children of the native country
on the honour day arrived!
Against us of tyranny
the bloody flag waived to hear
in our Mugir campaigns these wild soldiers?

They come into your arms.
Their threads, your companions schroepfen!
At the citizen weapons your battalions form
out go, go that impure blood soaks our furrows

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:22 PM

Me a B and it is a Henery 8 and,!
The Henery 8 me is,! Me is,!
Me it got married in the widow side house,
her it got before 7 it gets married.
All it will be a Henery,
she will not be the Willie or the Sam, theyn the place.
Me as the Henery her 8th old person who becomes distinction,
8th me which am a B is the Henery.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: rumgumption
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 04:16 PM

There goes my productivity for the afternoon...


The night of, because consequently
I can have come rambled, green speech that
Me overheard a new woman,
With of Reynardine inside.

Its hair black, its blue eye,
Its so red edge, how much the wine
And smile, more in surface von of you,
Fêz sly to consider this, bold Reynardine.

It means, Messrs of civil
Friendly and each, my company forsake,
Because in my correct fear before opinion
I you are to it a bar of agitation out of wood.

No, him, no bar of wood agitation of Oh-
Is taken known as in top me, in the train of Venus ',
But I seek after secrecy
All to which to be enough on the level alleinen.

His beauty consequently, me seduced,
I could not lead it fine,
This one am thus him with my Injektor
Which I become all the maintenance him in high mountain.

The E, perhaps if with me,
You were by chance to seek me,
Because I am in my lock, does not
Inform yourselves for of Reynardine.

Sun and of the degree to follow it,
Its tooth that shiningly to shine
And its to increase mountain von a-the,
Fêz this sly, bold Reynardine to lead.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics - La Marseillaise
From: Genie
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 05:11 PM

Paul, here are a couple more 'translations' of La Marseillaise, using
French ->German->Spanish->Italian-English.

Usually, I translated from each language into English then to another language and back, partly because the online translator wouldn't translate some words (e.g., "mugir") but I knew what they meant in English.

Here are two composite translations, using the funniest lines resulting from the various "translation" attempt:


Prevent us to go, children of the country born them!
The day of fame came to!
Against we of tyranny the bleeding small flag gives in.
You in our campaigns it feels them these wanted soldiers high to cry out?
They even come in our crews,
Court of the throats of your threads of the spiral, their partners!

In the crews, Citizen!
Educate your battalions!
Prevent us to go, prevent us to go!
That impure spirit!
It impregnates ours furrows!

---
Go, children of the country of the mother!
The day of fame came to!
Against we of tyranny the bleeding banner is increased.
You mean in our campaigns these wild soldiers yell high?
They even come in our arms (They even come into our arms)
Cut he throats of its children, for workers to be!

To the weapons, citizens!
Form your asking valley ion!
It goes! It goes!
That infers one impurely,
Water ours forward!

And this line -- Ils viennent jusqu'a dans no bras -- kept coming out all sorts of different, funny ways!

They come in our arms.
They even came in our arms.
They come into our arms.
They come TO in our arms.
They come in our crews.
They not to arrive to our handles.

LOL

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics - Home, Sweet Home!
From: Genie
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 05:36 PM

Sorcha just posted the lyrics to this one for the DT, so I hadda go see how it would translate online.
This time I just went English->French->English, etc.
The meaning of the verses actually survived the translations relatively well, but the chorus wasn't so lucky.

To French and back:
SOFT HOUSE AT THE HOUSE
John Howard Payne,Henry R. Bishop

Among pleasures and palates although we can wander,
That it either always so humble, there is no place like the house!
A charm of the skies seems to sanctify us there,
What seek by the world, is the never met elsewhere.

At the house! At the house!
Candy, soft house!
There is no place like the house,
There is no place like the house!
---------
To German and back:

SWEET MAIN HOUSE
John Howard Payne,Henry R. Bishop

Chorus:
Head! Head!
Drop, sweet house!
There is no place such as house,
There is no place such as house!

---------
To Spanish and back:

Chorus:

To the house! To the house!
Caramel, smooth house!
There is no place like the house,
There is no place like the house!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics - Star Spangled Banne
From: Genie
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 09:26 PM

Speaking of national anthems:
(French, Portugese, and German)


The First Role Of Flag Keep Decorated With Spangles

Ah, the word, can see you for the advanced light of the paddle
what thus proudly we hail in the last shine of the paddle,
Who draws aside from the bands and to shine holds the first role with the dangerous combat,
On parts of RAM,* what we give, did the attention run thus too courageously?
And the red glare of the rockets, bombs, those with an air burst,
gave the test with the night, that our sign of inscription was always there.
Ah, the word, mark the wave of flag decorated with spangles by holding the first role however
on the country of the free and the remainder of the courageous one?



In the coast you are understood, lit yourself by nebulas of the deep,
Where the arrogant owner of the enemy rests in the fear of peace,
Which is those which the breeze, on increased absorbs to him,
as fitfully manufactures to him, half hides, half of diffusions?
Now it stops the gleam of the first ray the morning light,
In full fame the glare was reflected now in the river:
It east holds the first role the sign of location decorated with spangles!
Ah, length it can move wavelike
on the country of the free and the remainder of the courageous one!

And where is this volume, thus vauntingly oath
this devastation of the war and the disorder of the battle,
Do a remainder and a country have to enter more?
Its blood is washed for the pollution of its dirty stages.
No protection could preserve the lackey and the slaves
of terror of flight or cloudy direction of the tomb:
And to hold it the first role decorated the sign of inscription in the triumph of vagueness
on the country of the free and the remainder of the courageous one!

Ah! Thus which it always, if the free men are
between its liked remainder and the devastation of the war!
Blessed with the victory and peace, sky-stored country, can
it congratulate energy that has those, in an educated way and a nation in it preserves.
It must conquer us then, if ours cause, it is right,
And it is our slogan: "in God is our confidence."
And the hold the first role spangled marking sign in triumph moves wavelike
on the country of the free and the remainder of the courageous!

*Random Access Memory, not a male sheep.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:14 PM

Mr. Happy, I love your "Here We Go Looby-Loo" and "The Hokey Pokey!" LOL

Genie

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics - A Place In The Choir
From: Genie
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:40 PM

English-Spanish-French-German-Italian-English
A lot of the meaning survived this journey pretty well, but I do love the lines about him feeling the bottom, the charlatans ducking, the tortoise plunging itself into you, and the "old gray" sighing "Oh, of the rat!"

And that "Customers of Staines" (or "Accounts Of Staines," as it came out in some versions) really can write, can't he? ;-D

Genie
=========================================
A SQUARE IN THE CHORUS
Beside: Customers of Staines

Abstention:
The creatures of the whole God have caught a square in the chorus.
Some sing the deeper point and the others sing in the advanced side,
Some sing high towards to the outside in the line of the telephone,
Whichever ones palm their right hands or foot or all things the hour has caught up.

He feels the bottom, it's what it is in the heart
Where croaks the frog of the bull and the hippopotamus
Objections groan and in the great tattoo
And the old cow, not hardly "the MOO" disappears.

Dogs and cats, they take mediums
Where whirrs the bee of the honey and the violins of the crickets,
Bawlings of the ass and that one the colts of the whinnies
And old grays sigh "Oh, of the rat!"

(Abstention)

It is felt for the small cover with the song of the birds
And melodíes and high noises of notes
And the owl of the outcry, it walks above all
And the big merle differs from it.

Songs the night, Song the day
And the small charlatan ducks and is in the relative sense
And the otter has not been able to say a lot
And moreover the porcupine speaks.

(Abstention)

Simple song is one, the small sung everywhere
From the cattle and the vixen and grizzly bear of the bear,
The astonished crocodile and the hawk arrive,
Astute old weasel and the turtle plunges itself into you.

Abstention:
The creatures of the whole God have caught up a location in the chorus.
Some sing the deeper point and the others sing in the advanced side
Some sing high to the outside in the line of the telephone
Some clap their hands or feet to the right or every possible thing, the hour has caught up.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Apr 06 - 03:48 AM

STAINES MORRIS

that comes with your music comes the ye
of young people, we danced, and the song
continues them tired in of your hands
for tis that, those the instructions

then to the speed May-polarize tastes he
for ' tis, that maintains our celebration,

have chosen of period of the anniversary
because the evils seem hour
hour the rose receive the relative birth
here, and that the earth here

of everyone can choose the free
primaverina from the platform marriageable
the one, the developed abuse of faith
not to pay behind with made love

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 15 Apr 06 - 04:42 PM

Paul, you stumped me with that last one!

Now, this one has been translated into just about every language on earth. But never quite like this, I think!
I started from the English version (since I was too lazy to look up the original German to make sure I had all the diacritical marks right).

English-> German->Spanish-> French->English
{But really, most of the funny results came from the German to English 'translation!)


Harms reserved! Holy night!
Jose MohrFranz Grueber

Harms reserved! Holy night!
All is quiet, all shining yon
is the round nut/mother pure and child.
Holy child, so soft and gently,
The dream in heavenly of peace,
The dream in heavenly of peace.

Harms reserved! Holy night!
Tremor of the sheepdog in the sight.
Running of re-elected far sky.
The owners of the skies sing "Halleluja!"
The Christian of the rescuers is born!
The Christian of the rescuers is born!

Harms reserved! Holy night!
God's wire, pure light of love
Brilliant rays of light Thy of holy expensive
with the rising of the day of the beauty to repurchace it.
Jesus, Mister in the birth of Thy!
Jesus, Mister in the birth of Thy!



So, how come they always depict shepherds, cows and sheep around the manger and the round nut/mother but forget those tremor-stricken SHEEPDOGS! LOL

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Cunning Linguist
Date: 16 Apr 06 - 10:13 PM

Mr Happy, I am rotflmao and almost in shock at this new twist on Danny Boy that you posted!

"OH Danny, the pipe boy, had indicated the throat pipe to the throat, with the summer which vibrates, with ' tis all flowered mold mountain side you, ' tis, must go to you and I must wait for."
But especially this part:

"But behind comes you so in preceding ...
OH Danny is in the boy, the OH Danny boy, I likes you liking that."


Of course, your Yellow Rose of TX turned up such gems as:

"The yellow raised in Roofing tiles ..."

"Rosebud is smoother small Roofing tiles ..."

Yes, Ranger Steve, "My donkey" also "rolls on far on the laughing soil." !!

Ranger Steve, you asked how to deal with the diacritical marks when your computer won't do them.    One program I use actually will let me copy a language such as Russian, German, or Chinese and paste it, as is, into their own "to be translated" box.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Apr 06 - 04:55 PM

Inside man hollow of HARLECH man of Harlech.
That confidential talk it approaches
It waves the colleague in the green onion and to respect
Rushing which spreads out the ground swell it listens to together?

Battle the sound, which is distant.
'Tis Saxon Enemy vagrant.
Saxon shooter of window bottle and Saxon bow.
Them is an article or a hinds or an assistant.

Them ground are the water l thing.
The fold, which is falling grass ten:00 bedspreads.
The flag, which we conquer in the lower part.
The constant temperature one sky makes in top, true feelings now.
Will fire it bolt of thunder.
In the future, 'tis it does our country us in necessity.
He most is brave, we the map, that.
Honour each one is haughty now and it pays attention to us:
Freedom, the shoes, and the right side

Rock it makes wet a same single breadth and it passes.
In anger murderous intent window and misconduct flash.
It dies and or who of sorrow thinks they in the place?
It dies it is a honour now.

Pass over the lance whom it winds and throw out.
Endurance make the enemy hand guard which dies.
The fate of the friend or wife or lover blow, is the n, which will tremble.

The price of life is the riven.
Blow hazard blow it gives.
In fatal lock or inside battle shock.
And in heaven man of Harlech mercy cry of distress, young sliced raw fish white.
Inside speaking which spreads out it wins a name they in the place?
The family hazard shock and honour hazard a hazard life.

Freedom, shoes and the right side.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Apr 06 - 05:00 PM

WE HAVE 3 DEMANDS!:


FREEDOM!

SHOES!

and

THE RIGHT SIDE!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Apr 06 - 03:49 AM

In order to see the lady
who is precise in the white horse
in the Banbury cross cocking
end other ten:00 bedspreads.
Where she goes in her finger the bell,
she will be music in the ring and her toe.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Apr 06 - 04:38 AM

It rubs the newcomer newcomer
3 man inside the tube
and who it is it thinks them whom it spreads out?
The candlestickmaker, the baker, phwu Joos between master.
Them at outside, knave all 3 pebble ten:00 bedspreads!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Jackie Paper
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 03:54 AM

The BREATH, the magical Drache
lived Lee for the sea
and joked in the fog of Autumn
in a country it called Honah,
liked little Jackie paper
that Gauner BREATH,
and it cha$nes of carácteres and to become you stanch wax
and the other taken fantastic material.

OH - BREATH, the magical Drache
lived Lee, for the sea
and joked in the fog of Autumn
in a country it called Honah

BREATH, the magical Drache
it lived for the sea
and it joked in the fog of Autumn in
a country called the Honah Lee,

on a boat with the Jackie
candle amoncelée
had had together a sight accroupi
on the gigantic ending of the breath,
the splendid kings to travel
and the princes, always that they had come,
Pirat would fold that ships would lower its flag of marking,
as BREATH of its urrado name

OH -, the BREATH, the magical Drache
lived Lee the magical country called the Honah Lee,

a Drache lives forever,
small youngsters not they form
but spotted and enormous wings
thus the rings way for other merchandises of game.
A cinereous night arrived it,
not Jackie coming paper more
and BREATH, the powerful Drache,
it its urrar without fear stopped.

The BREATH, the magical Drache
more did not live scales of ecologist for the sea
and joked in the fog of Autumn
in a country it called the Honah Lee,
BREATH, the magical Drache
lived for the sea
and joked in the fog of Autumn
in a country it called the Honah Lee,

its head it assures,
it fell as rains,
BREATH was to play to long
in the twisted way kirsch.
Without its friend it could not continue
courageous for BREATH,
therefore EMPURRÁ-LOS of the air
that the powerful Drache slid sadly in its cave.

OH - the BREATH, the magical Drache
lived Lee, for the sea
and joked in the fog of Autumn
in a country it called Honah BREATH,
lived the magical Drache
for the sea
and joked in the fog of Autumn
in a country it called the Honah Lee

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 07:52 AM

Go out and night (KrisKristofferson)

With the ribbon from Dob ten:00 bedspread.
My heads and the l thing, which will make it, have go.
It shake loosely and fall and make.
Your skin head and be soft put it and.

He shadow together in the wall.
In me by side come and put.
' Dawn until the light.
It goes out and it is asking and all it is your hour.

Will go out and the l thing which will make it at night Dob ten:00 bedspreads.
The right side being incorrect me it does not worry.
Me the fact that it understands.
Demon be caught tomorrow and make.

But tonight I, friend in necessity.
It dies yesterday and it is thin all and it is.
And tomorrow from the spectacle.
It from one person the thing is sad like this.

Will go out and the l thing which will make it at night Dob ten:00 bedspreads.
Hmmmm. Hmmmm.
And it from one person the thing is sad like this.
Will go out and the l thing which will make it at night Dob ten:00 bedspreads.

Ohio, me from one person and it does not want.
Will go out and the l thing which will make it at night Dob ten:00 bedspreads.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:10 AM

Jumpin' jack flash. (Jagger/Richards).

Me it was born inside the simultaneous attack typhoon.
And me it will drive inside the rain it barked in my ma.
But it all now, actually, is the gas which is it!
But it all now, is the Jumpin' jack flash which is a B.
It is a gas! Gas! Gas!

Me this falls in, the chin beard me by the old woman route less all.
Me me in that piece of rear it was trained in binding right.
But it all now, actually, is the gas which is it!
But it all now, is the Jumpin' jack flash which is a B.
It is a gas! Gas! Gas!

Me it was drowned; Me it was washed the lion to hazard comfort and left.
Me it fell with a lower part in my foot and their this the fact that it blebs.
I frowned the furrow between the eyebrows in the crumbs of the crust of the bread.
Me my head it led and it put on the tube in spike right.
But it all now, actually, is the gas which is it!
But it all now, is the Jumpin' jack flash which is a B. It is a gas!
Gas! Gas! The Jumpin' it is a jack flash and a gas.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Paul Burke
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:31 AM

After lyem,

the company it does
and the small all creatures it dawns,
being it is beautiful, all things wise,
wondering Rob all:
The God all it made them whom it gives.

Ten the angle small the flower
and song the angle which it does the dickeybird,
he the color which puts out their light,
that the alula them whom it made made.

After lyem [ most big hymnals verse which comes after it omits, ]

their properties the person
who inside his castle is poor
in the rich man and that door,
he will make, them, top or low-end he ordered.

After lyem

the n mountain which color it will lead frequently
and the river which runs in side,
one it will drive and sky with the piece
which is high light me morning.

After lyem

inside winter in the chilly wind,
Yoo divination sign one
summer sun and inside the regular staff Ig the fruit,
he made each one in them.

After lyem

we glow the right which draws in the place
tu inside the tall tree, by the adjacent waters are congested,
the grass field the certain person
we respect everyday. In order to see them

after lyem

he and us gives our eye,
to the mouth alcoholic beverage
and the God who is omnipotent ten
makes the company grudge all thing which it talks well as peels.

After lyem

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Paul Burke
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:40 AM

It will connect 'gainst all disasters
and it will be brave,
theyn place he will be wrong inside invariance
and it made the master whom he follows.
Discouragement pilgrimage his first
will be sleeping the intention mind
which it talks frankly will be
soothing and one time.

Sound needle one it speaks it
enveloped like this but to peel,
who will be wrong goes round in their oneself
and his force under soul east little more is.
The enemy not to stay his thing;
He fights in the giant and he wins and but,
he sleeps pilgrimage and will compensate his right.

In order for the Thoudost of week to
defend us in Thy spirit,
we us, life is Iss will succeed in end.
The that time idle fancy escapes far,!
In me which man talks by
in order pilgrimage sleeping convenience is not,
it means that the night and the day a thing which will work will do afraid.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Paul Burke
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:44 AM

The cat and the cat, it was where it spreads out?
"Me in London which sees the queen the sample."
Cat, cat, from what your that place?
"Me it does to fear in the lower part of the chair, the mouse."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 09:40 AM

Nose ill Dickory wharf.


Nosily Dickory wharf.
The clock, which it grips, it ran with the high piece.
1 clock, the mouse hit in the lower part, which runs.
Nosily Dickory wharf!

Nosily Dickory wharf.
It saw the clock, which dawns.
She the nose lie flew the Dickory wharf as for 2 clocks, far!

Nose il Dickory wharf.
The dog barked in the clock.
3 clocks, the f which it raises at all
the oddly hit -d U -d U U dee.
Nose il Dickory wharf!

Nose lie Dickory wharf.
The bear slept in the clock.
4 clocks, hit the door where had been that expiration of time.
Nose ill Dickory wharf!

Nose ill Dickory wharf.
The honeybee the wing- wing well!
Lychess all in 24-hour continuity.
In consequence of the fact that the clock her honeybee 5 things,
her it went and it hit.
Nosily Dickory wharf!

Nose li Dickory wharf.
He hen kko kko well! Lyess all in the clock.
It hit the stick, which 6 clocks raise at all.
Nose li Dickory wharf!

Nose li Dickory wharf.
The cat ran in 24-hour continuity.
7 clocks, wanted getting her them, they hit.
Nose li Dickory wharf!

Nose li Dickory wharf.
The end to the clock, the clock 8 things which it hits.
That sprang up the what kind of cake which it eats.
No sale Dickory wharf!

Nostril Dickory wharf.
The cow bravery did in the clock.
9 and clocks, her felt like this
The nostril the Dickory they hit the wharf, which is precise!

Nostril Dickory wharf.
Pig in clock oinked. 10 clocks.
Her hit it it does again.
Nose li Dickory wharf!

Nose li Dickory wharf.
The snake the dreamy frame well!
Lychess all from the clock.
11 clocks, that talk and hit, "inside carrying," get and make.
Nose ill Dickory wharf!

Nose li Dickory wharf.
Snail clock with high piece slimed.
Sticky each one, it hit 12 clocks.
Nosily Dickory wharf!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 08:46 AM

Velourslederschuhe blue. (The word due to knife Perkins & music)

It is wave for the money.
Two for the publication.
Three ton finish.
Now, outward journey the cat, outward journey.
But emergency it steam turbine and gas turbine systems on my Velourslederschuhen blue.
They CAN DO everything my Velourslederschuhen blue of however ton DEPOSIT.

To thrash Good you CAN strike ME with.
Steam turbine and gas turbine systems into my face.
Calumny my name.
Completely on the place larva more however very that you would like ton make.
Uh-uh. Honey, DEPOSIT my shoes.
Emergency it steam turbine and gas turbine systems on my Velourslederschuhen blue.
They CAN DO everything my Velourslederschuhen blue of however ton DEPOSIT.

They CAN burn my house steal my car drink my Alco-get.
OF old larva fruit glass more however very that you would like ton make.
Uh-uh. Honey, DEPOSIT my shoes.
Emergency it steam turbine and gas turbine systems on my Velourslederschuhen blue.
They CAN DO everything my Velourslederschuhen blue of however ton DEPOSIT.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 09:53 AM

The boy names Soviet. (Shell silver stein).


My daddy left the family belongings I is three.
And he has not stayed behind for ma and I.
This old guitar and spatial bottle booze.
Now, I do not blame the cause which his he runs and hides.
But his once meanest matter.
Before is leaves in him, he says my name "Soviet. "

Is very good, he must be is suitable joke o ' was considered.
And it obtained has very smiled from the ' complete waiter.
Its I must pass as if with mine life fight.
Some gallon meeting hee hee laughs at and me to be able to obtain red.
And certain guy'd smiles with me can attack fiercely his head.
I tell ya, lives is not is easy to the boy to name the "Soviet. "

Is very good, I grow up quickly and I to grow up mean.
My fist is obtained hard and I quick-wittedly obtains has been keen.
I can roam from the town hide my shame to the town.
But I was me to vow to the moon and the star.
I can search for the preliminary nightclub and the bar.
And for awards me by personnel that the fearful name killing.

Very good, this is Gatlinburg in mid-July.
And I have hit the town and my throat am dry.
I thought I can stop and can have I to brew.
In an old friendship hall in putty street.
There in the table, finalized a deal the stud.
Saturday says my name "Soviet the dirtiness, the contamination dog.

"Is very good, I knew, the snake is I sweet daddy.
A worn-out picture has which from mine mother'd.
And I know the scar in his cheek and his evil eye.
He is big and is curved and pessimistic and old.
And I thought he and my blood ran has been cold.
And I said that, "my name is ` Soviet!' Hello! Now you die! ! '

' Is very good, I have difficultly hit him between the eye.
And he goes in under but, regarding mine accident.
He did the knife and has excised my ear piece.
But I attacked fiercely the chair to stretch across his tooth.
And we collided and enter the street through the wall.
Kicks digs out with ' in the putty and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I and even more more tenacious person fight.
But I was unable truly to remember
Him to kick likely the mule and he to bite likely the alligator.
I hear him to smile then hear him with me to curse.
He sought help and I to his gun first to pull me.
He stood there to look ' I and I saw him to smile.







And he said that, the "son, this world is rough.
And if a person makes it, he is obtained is tenacious.
And I knew I cannot help ya in there.
So I give the naming ya and I to say goodbye.
I knew you meet must obtain tenacious or the mould.
And this is that name which the help enables you to strengthen.

"He said that, "you now and a fight hell fight.
And I knew you hate me, and you obtained the right.
Now kills me, cannot blame you with me if you.
But ya should thank me before, dies in me.
For gravel in ya guts and saliva in ya eye.
The cause I say your name ` Soviet.

The ' scoundrel fellow I obtained has possessed cannot be said
The speech and I to throw under mine gun.
And I tell him me pa, and he tells me him the son.
And I bring an other viewpoint to leave together.
And I consider him, now and then.
Attempts in me with the time I each time win.
And if my once had a son, I thought I said his name.
Bill or George! Is not Soviet!
I still hated that name!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 05:31 PM

"Nostril dickory wharf!" "A boy names Soviet!" ROFLMAO!

Here's a composite of the silliest translated lines (German, French, and Spanish) from this old chestnut.

Blow in bottom of your head, Tom Dooley,
Blow in bottom of your head and Shout.
Blow in bottom of your head, Tom Dooley,
Poor boy, they are jumped, to die.

I fulfilled it in the mountain.
There I took the life to him. (There I lasted it the life.)
Satisfied him in the mountain,
Stabs him with my measure.

Fall under its head, Tom Dooley,
Fall under its head and shout.
Fall under its head, Tom Dooley.
Poor boy, They are limited, in order to die.

This mark tomorrow
Count where I am.
It did not have of summer for Grayson,
summer in Tennessee.

or
(This time tomorrow
Compute, where I am.
Did not have from been for Grayson
You are in threshing floor lake.)

Case under your head, Tom Dooley,
Case under your head and Shout.
Case under your head, Tom Dooley,
Poor boy, you are dependent to die.

This time (mark) tomorrow
Count where I am.
Down in any lonelier lower
Slopes of white oak a tree.

or
(This mark tomorrow
Compute, where I will be.
Downwards in a little insulated valley
To hang of a white tree of the oak.)


Blow down your head, Tom Dooley,
Blow down your head and cry.
Case under your head, Tom Dooley,
Poor boy, you are limited to die.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Apr 06 - 08:23 AM

NUTTING GIRL.

All you merry come now vehicles, ton come hear with my song.
It is small Ditty and this described emergency a long time you precisely.
It is OF adapted A Maid young person, and it lived downwards in Kent.
One morning OF the buzzers and it which fount A-nutting went.

CHORAL SOCIETY:

With my fal lal with my ral valley lal.
Whack fool D dear old day.
And that little groove that the poor girl had.
It PUT it all RK the rejects.

It which OF A young animated more farmer, which plough OF its country.
It named with its horses, ton more offer it is easily.
Like him after its plough sat, all, then that a song sing.
To Its voice, which thus formed probably sounding, sing OF more cutter.

CHORAL SOCIETY:

With my fal lal with my ral valley lal.
Whack fool D dear old day.
And that little groove that the poor girl had.
It PUT it all RK the rejects.

It is OF this adapted Maid young person, it nutting in wood.
To Its voice which, therefore probably-sounding, it bezauberte it, while it which.
It could emergency remain any more in this wood alone.
And that little groove that it, poor girl, had him, they threw far all.

CHORAL SOCIETY:

With my fal lal with my ral valley lal.
Whack fool D dear old day.
And that little groove that the poor girl had.
It PUT it all RK the rejects.

It came then tons of A Johnny young person, since he had sat on his plough.
It said: `` young one whom I really believe that I CAN emergency declare you like.
It took it with a broom with brushes shady, and there it PUT it thrashes mean: `` young one.
I think that I believe into the world OF going approximately and approximately '.


CHORAL SOCIETY:

With my fal lal with my ral valley lal.
Whack fool D dear old day.
And that little groove that the poor girl had.
It PUT it all RK the rejects.

It went from return tons its horses ton finish far from its song.
It said: `` my suitable more daughter pretty, thinks a long time your more mother you '.
But it launched ton the enter him OF the of arm all its approach, while they went o ' it the level. And she said: `` I should able ton believe my expensive, into the world OF quietly going ton the entour '.

CHORAL SOCIETY:

With my fal lal with my ral valley lal.
Whack fool D dear old day.
And that little groove that the poor girl had.
It PUT it all RK the rejects.

All you come now young people Mrs., taking warning by my song.
If it A-nutting tons go emergency ton remain emergency long house.
If you remain too late that ploughboy tons intend tons sing.
They could have a young farmer tons maintain into top

CHORAL SOCIETY the in Fruet jahr with:

With my fal lal with my ral valley lal.
Whack fool D dear old day.
And that little groove that the poor girl had.
It PUT it all RK the rejects.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Apr 06 - 08:28 AM

Little girl NUTTING.

You hear lively ye now, the barrel like for everything that ships my song, it comes.
This small Ditty and are a time when the emergency situation which is described closely long is. That adapted the young person of the little girl, in knows in lower had lived.
1 morning of buzzer and - the nutting of the knack of the ink pot A.

CHAPEL:

My fal jabber of jabber my ralvallei.
Like for day of idiot d by the old gone whack.
And there was that small groove in the little girl it bad is.
That put marriage at its place everything of RK.

That that young and it are more than the plough national farmer is that is done revives.
Rather than such as that for the horse presented, the barrel you, which are what easy, it mainly showed.
Manner which after plough, everything and the ditcher of song will sit.
This way to sound, to your voice to mature to which perhaps more of the cutter forms.

CHAPEL:

My fal jabber of jabber my ralvallei.
Like for day of idiot d by the old gone whack.
And there was that small groove in the little girl it bad is.
That put marriage at its place everything of RK.

This of the young person of the little girl, was pleasant with this wood with the nutting of that, is. In voice; for this reason the very Latin system z concludes that of that type those to this of that you well that guarantee.
Emergency situation of the smog which in this wood of those vestiges individually in many.
And the little girl groove that that it is bad, which is small, which the bezat everything were thrown directly that.


CHAPEL:
My fal jabber of jabber my ralvallei.
Like for day of idiot d by the old gone whack.
And there was that small groove in the little girl it bad is.
That put marriage at its place everything of RK.

That the barrel of young person? Afterwards arrived remains;
Form of the fact that the plough with of that was depended.
He said: Young person has believed 1 `` whom I to 4 emergency situation CHONSERVNOY to BANKY my love real explain.
That inspected that of the brush well where the brush, which has the shade on, its has been attached and has been attached that the centre is beaten there: Young ``.
I think myself of peace I which it believes that approximately and approximately it goes.

CHAPEL:

My fal jabber of jabber my ralvallei.
Like for day of idiot d by the old gone whack.
And there was that small groove in the little girl it bad is.
That put marriage at its place everything of RK.

That of the barrel, which the finishing of the barrel of scope horse is recovered far, went in song.
He said: `` my that you to time longer think mainly more MATI?
It has been sufficiently designated with.
But until that horizontal o that goes, entirely the entrance of the barrel which ignored the approach of the control wheel you that.
And she said: The quiet barrel, which goes it, goes with `` the ii1 barrels, which my doorjamb in peace believes that is, possible within that, it becomes.


CHAPEL:

My fal jabber of jabber my ralvallei.
Like for day of idiot d by the old gone whack.
And there was that small groove in the little girl it bad is.
That put marriage at its place everything of RK.

The lady young people, arrogant warning my song now coming complete.
That barrel a - the nutting go the barrel, emergency situation four in dinner ya ya of the emergency situation remains which is also divided.
If it remains in rest with, then the ploughboy barrel afterwards it matures the barrel, intend you.
Such as that chapel of fruit s of the bottle, which can have the barrel of farmer of young person who it would have support on upper part:

My fal jabber of jabber my ralvallei.
Like for day of idiot d by the old gone whack.
And there was that small groove in the little girl it bad is.
That put marriage at its place everything of RK

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Apr 06 - 09:10 AM

LADY FRANKLINS HOWLING.


Incoming goods were jumped them warts one night on the deep.
Rockers in my hammock I skin sleeping.
I dreamed a dream and I thought him applicable.
Regarding Franklin and its courageous crew.

With 100 sailors it segmented away.
Look for A passage around the post office clay/tone the frozen ocean into the month May Where incoming goods poor sailors roll OFF of sometimes.

By cruel misfortune they strove vainly.
Their ships on mountains OF the ice were drove.
Only the Eskimo with its Hatband.
Which the only one, which could come RK all through.

Into the bay Boffins, into which the whales burn through.
The fate OF Franklin, which NO one CAN know.
The fate OF Franklin, which NO tongue CAN explain.
Lord Franklin among its sailors remain.

And now my load OF offal gives it clay/tone OF ME the pain.
For my long drawers tons of Franklin I would CROSS the Main LINE.
10 thousand ME zestiest would give freely.
Knowledge that on measured my Franklin live.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Apr 06 - 11:16 AM

Your morning of excellence [Sidney carter]

I the current age to the beginning dances has danced.
And I dance in the main and keeping the first role and the sun.
I go and I of the sky to the dancing on the ground down.
I have my birth to Bethlehem.

The chancel:

Dancing, of the dancing, separately hence you can be.
I am dancing your excellence, called him.
And I will lead you entirely, separately hence you could be.
And I you will lead everything to dance, it say.

I dance for copyist and Pharisee.
But they cannot dance, and they cannot follow me.
I dance for the fisherman, for James and John.
They and I and the continuation of dancing have come.

I dance in sabots, and I have treated the dish in thin steel.
The saint persons, called she is this a timetable.
They and they orange swept and they to strip of my reached top have continued put.
And bladder behind my there to give the form in the cross.

I in Friday have danced where the same day in the specific space has black.
It is with difficulty dancing with the devil in your behind.
They have buried my body, and they have believed that I can go.
But my AM always continued the dancing, and I.

They cut me open of strike but real and I to jump the reached top.
I never it will be light, never forms.
I will live in you if you will live in me.
I am dancing your excellence, called him

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Trevor
Date: 25 Apr 06 - 12:18 PM

Constants liked

Since I go to the bottom the edge of the lake were,
in which the wind and the waves and water howl,
I heard a sad voice, a clay mitfuehlenden
of the wind forms and and all water, rounds vaguenesses Schreienooooh, my loves, is to him the youth which I admire, suited him gone and me never sees that it did not become it any more.

It voice of Nachtigall, skin like a pigeon
and Song that it it on loves was completely sung.
I asked him, me Marie me wonders to him and the answer does not marry any more, gave lost ' to my love in See
schreienooooh, my loves went, is him the youth which I admire, suited him and me never it sees.

I said that I have gold and I have money
and a trainer with six horses and by me which you assemble.
I marry never again me am any team the woman,
consider me, remain particularly the days of my Leben
schreienooooh which went my loves, am him youth me admires, suited him and me never see him.

They to push they outside arms and to thus take powerful a jump
vom clifftop von it the height zum to water thus major
and to cry the part of Austern, my bed and fish of Ozeanswim more my head,
Schreienschreienooooh, which my love outward journey, it it it youth I to admire, it to go and I never to see it more

And maintaining each night with six bell they to appear,
if it it the moon high and interstitial water,
this two constant to like all, like the young charm, more and to more roll in each other to arm,
Schreienooooh my love outward journey, it it I to admire, it

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Trevor
Date: 25 Apr 06 - 12:30 PM

ASTONISHING TO SEEM with CH.

Astonishing to seem, as gently the clay which wretch as I stored!
I was once, but I am found now, were blind, but I see now.

To seem in Twas which fears my heart informed and to seem which relieved my fear;
At which point it made abundantly that to seem to appear, the hour that I believed initially.

If we were there 10 years miles, to shine luminous like the sun;
We do not have less days aiming to sing praise of the god like if us initially started.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Trevor
Date: 25 Apr 06 - 12:37 PM

Oh shit, I'm going to have to go home in a minute, but not until you've all joined in with:

We go the MASSES of HERRINGS in Ewan MacColl

With our networks and the pinion on the wild and expensive ocean. We and we drive out his this one there acquire our bread, as we drove out for the masses of the herrings.

O, a fine were and during one day pleasant of the port of Yarmouth me
As a cabin boy on a segelnden went outside more lugger, to go and to drive out the masses of the herrings

O work were hard and the hours a long time and the treatment were, it surely took camp was there little kindness and the impacts was much, since we drove out Swarth for the masses of herrings

Oh- we fished and the defective bank me to cook was and me a quarter became which divides
and I maintained to sleep, upright on my feet

We left homegrounds June and too Canny Shiels with masses of herrings of

Oh- portions soon hundred notch the silver plated favourites we became priss that masses of herrings,

Now us, you on the platform are in top, are you a fisherman you swear can and manly your Lagernehmen
let us show engage keeps you the other vehicles, while you seek yourselves after the masses of herrings

In stormy the seas and are too alive scales right-hand side to acquire your daily bread of Doverstraits the islands Faroe verwegen, since you follow the masses of the herrings

O me my maintenance acquired and I paid my manner and me the pinion Million of miles, 10 million fish verfangen segelten us after the masses of herrings.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Apr 06 - 12:36 AM

I to assemble an old color, I to lead an old dan
I goin ' right Montana to throw the houlihan
they to return that inside coulees, they waessere in removing assembling
its end all matted, its very rough back.

Chorus: to assemble to you around, small dogies, slow voyage around they, because they to have to burn and snuffy and rarin ' to go.

The old Jones invoice had two girls and a son,
went after Denver which went from other forgery.
His wife, died it in a poolroomkampf,
but he still holds to sing mornings at one night

chorus

if I die him of his stable, take my support of the wall
and places it on my Pony and conduit;
to bind if you my bone year to his of return, to turn to you our face zum to the west
and to assemble us expensive Meadows, that us it better.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Apr 06 - 06:05 AM

End. [Jigger/Richards]


Meaning the thing which I said two degree one times well.
But my advice is not heard under any condition.
You do not try very eagerly in me.
That what which has been known it is the easy pan coming.

This, which can be last, gushes forth.
As for this it is possible to be last.
Perhaps end. I do not know.
No of Ohio State. But no of Ohio state

It is good, I am the girl regrettable, as for me it is not possible to be restricted.
Me the present way ' feel.
That is many pain and many sorrows.
I me presume that tomorrow you feel the same.

This which can be last gushes forth.
As for this it is possible to be last.
Perhaps end. I do not know.
No of Ohio State. No of Ohio State.

Meaning the thing which I said two degree one times well.
Someone must pay price.
But there is a chance, which changes your heart here.
The time when ' cause I am long, am long it goes.

This which can be last gushes forth.
As for this it is possible to be last.
Perhaps end.
I do not know.
No of Ohio State. No of Ohio State.
It is good; as for this it is possible to be last.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 May 06 - 10:10 AM

Zigeuneren, charlatans, and expensive robbers [].


I became it the truck of the goods of a gift of course I I provoke.
Mine mummy that he is used in way that dances them for money d plays.
E Pope has could all makes.
One gospel small declares, you vend the pair of the bottles of many of the doctors.

The maize:

Zigeuneren, charlatans, and robbers.
We of the people of the city ouvirí-a-amos.
Calls them the Zigeuneren, charlatans, and the robbers.
But each night all the people would come around.
E peaty the money in more inferior parts.

Fêz examination accurately of a mobile south of the boys.
It gave to it return to it; it fulled it of the meal becoming incandescent.
I reached ten six, it I reached twenty.
The Memphis lead with us.
E the Pope've on fêz the fire if knew that it ' d that if becomes.

The maize:

Zigeuneren, charlatans, and robbers.
We of the people of the city ouvirí-a-amos.
D calls them the Zigeuneren, charlatans, and the robbers.
But each night all the people would come around.
E peaty the money in more inferior parts.

I never did not have the instruction but he gushes out taught to me.
With its style of the regular south.
Three months later I am small girl to the problem.
E I have for a moment, uh-huh not seen.
I have for a moment, uh-huh not seen.

It became the truck of the goods of a course that presents causes.
Mummy had the dance because the money they plays grandpa of the d.
Makes d of all was possible.
One gospel small declares; vend the pairs of the bottles of many of the doctors

Of the maize:

Zigeuneren, charlatans, and robbers.
We of the people of the city ouvirí-a-amos.
D calls them the Zigeuneren, charlatans, and the robbers.
But each night all the people would come around.
E peaty the money in more inferior parts.

The maize:

Zigeuneren, charlatans, and robbers.
We of the people of the city ouvirí-a-amos.
D calls them the Zigeuneren, charlatans, and the robbers.
But each night all the people would come around.
E peaty the money in more inferior parts.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 May 06 - 10:48 AM

Light other together from reading ' first until end: cya Ni With pirate LITTLE-ONED.


When you the right side nearly moving with 1 upper direction inside 4.
It will go out and when shock from first until end getting.

The quiver lowers my backbone.
Me in down eight dreamy it got the shock of my bone.
My, bone of the thigh bone shivering which is like that inside.
From first until end ' light other it tried together to respect, '.

You that in, me it talks a bones night it is exact, method.
It far or ' brings the sense inside.

The quiver lowers the backbone.
I got shivering of the bone of the thigh bone in down.
Shivering which me, is like that inside a later bone.
From first until end ' light other it tried together to respect, '.

The quiver lowers my backbone.
Me in down eight dreamy it got the shock of my bone.
My, bone of the thigh bone shivering which is like that inside.
From first until end ' light other it tried together to respect, '.

First method, it spreads out and it shakes to come out, it does in the master and the baby.
It spreads out and it shakes to come out, it does in the master and the baby.

Shock, shock and sacudare.
of first method Shock and shock.
Shock, shock and shock.
Shock, shock and shock.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 May 06 - 11:12 AM

Apostle creed

me the manufacturer and an endurance the father of the heaven which will wear, it sleeps omnipotently, it believes.
And inside Jesus Christ, his grade son, the sympathy which it undergoes in the lower part of the PontiusPilate nye Mary's width did and by the new star one ghost our weeks which are thought in the cross and, Hwang phyey it drove a nail in it buried.

He fall at hell. 3rd one he happened from the lion again.
He in order to administer justice a father omnipotent own existence and the lion because like that from him to the providence right hand will come ascended at heaven sitteth.
I the new star one ghost of the saint, the new star one catholic church and resurrection of forgiveness and the body of friendship and sin and believe the life which is eternal.

Amen.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 May 06 - 11:18 AM

Approximately OF meadows the morning
Darkeys schellende ' sad song,
during mockingbird the morning to sing,
fortunately as a day the morning a long time.
Where ivy De Kriechens
O' er of grasartiger stopping,
old man massed to sleep it dares the morning the morning OF
and sleeps De Kaelte, ground cold.

CHORAL SOCIETY:

To the bottom of Corn-fangen
Hear dat in sad clay:
All of Darkeys the morning to cry,
Massed in coldly, cold ground.

OF autumn sheets to fall,
OF days coldly to be to name to strongly hear
' Twas, the old man massed, Cayse was so weak and old man him.
OF the morning names now the trees oranges which flower now
on with bank sandigem, ringing
which, days, come more nebber Massa, more.

CHORAL SOCIETY

of Massa like Darkeys cultivated him,
Cayse which it was, therefore to cry kind,
now dey sadly over it and cayse he regrets after that leaves.
I cannot of the mornings,
Cayse De Risstropfen works ahead runs,
me tests, my ensures
Pickin on old Banjo to lead far.

CHORAL SOCIETY

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 May 06 - 11:31 AM

Now me, cleanin'interestin' day interference
the parker which it does well hazard is honest and to surprise at the day bob

and when punishment the window the now political party
percentage one earning which goes or A window wash technical expert
your you will go out and to go out the cleanin' window
that it is the possibility when of trying to peel as it will connect
the possibility of seeing is

and theyn place one Honeymoonin' couple '
you who are go out and the cleanin' window time,
theyn place n the sound which is different
the l thing which it will make with the ticket
them whom too much it spreads out must see inside

my occupation me it will be to work eagerly
and to go out but and when in the normality
getting on the right side until, me to carry
assuredly and and this blinkin' ladder ascend it will not stop

the thing which The blushin' bride who is,
she shoes him the doin sees the bridegroom to go out
and at the time of the cleanin' window ' being precise
me rather me, the thing compared to will be his day

and theyn with place provisional government sweetness
fortune name me it, is to go out, at the time of the cleanin' window,
in me, by all at my day is not, my, mind wondering where does not fall me which it calls, f Ul, he goes out and and
and and and

and at the time of the cleanin' window
in order in me, to talk he which sees the fact that it will drink
an usual his bath with sameness, is a thirst,
that it knows the same swell inside my, occupation Ohio,

Me it will be to work eagerly and it will go out
but and when in the normality getting on the right side
until, me it will carry assuredly and this blinkin' ladder will ascend will not stop to go out

and at the time of the cleanin' window
the thin continuous thing will sleep
and the green onion the lyin' to be even me
it watches and the lady pajamas which is going out

banjo

now she which it sees at any time goes out
and at the time of the cleanin' window she 18 things sees
the eightie compared to Paris sees not yet in the screen
and all there is a sound film queen

she all after that time in lower part
in lower part her... It will avoid assuredly
and her head which is not stimulated it will be stimulated
and that blind after to go out
at the time of the cleanin' window

it will hand down and inside my occupation me
it will be to work eagerly
and it will go out but and when in the normality
getting on the right side until, me
it will carry assuredly and this blinkin' ladder will ascend

the old maid will not stop her will be like that
and comfort it will feed and it will walk
it will go out and in surroundings of the ground,, inside
at the time of the cleanin' window

she will carry, locking the chisel door
1st me it will be positive to go out
and when the cleanin' window connecting,

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 May 06 - 06:09 AM

ERNIE. (Inside west most quick milk seller). Central nerve stimulant hill.

The hoof battery green onion fortune, which spreads out too, the possibility of listening to it was. This ground of them the broad way, which races to that piece.
And clatteringly the distance of the wheel sound.
Them with were round and were round and the broad way, which they rotated.
And he ran fast with a market distance.
In his breast his badge.
His name was the Ernie.
And he drove the most quick milkcart inside the west.

The Ernie loved the widow now.
The waterway the lady who is knowing.
She total one person lived inside the lily lane. To 22nd.
The hazard where she will be wrong them talked the too much good thing.
She to be haughty, it was elegant be haughty.
The Ernie arrived his nose nose Oh but. 3 each weeks.
Them as the wrong Ernie called.
And he drove the most quick milkcart inside the west.

When she wanted bathing inside the milk and she talked the thing.
He talked, "all right and delay." When and he 1 night ends a day.
He the hand truck loaded with the high piece.
She did a pasteurisation at a low temperature and when she wanted and he asked.
' The Cos which does a pasteurisation at a low temperature is first.
She talks, in me the breast."
U 8 "Ernie me that will be happy long the Ernie which becomes was for quality.
And he drove the most quick milkcart inside the west.

Now to the Ernie there was a competitor.
Evil the man whom it sees.
It calls from the Teddington the 2Two-TonTed.
Which And he operated the baker van.
He tempted her in his molasses multi arts.
And the wholemeal bread which is his taste.
When and seeing the meat green onion different meaning size where she him is hot.
It went round her head almost.


She is near in his E car Prong the swooned.
When and you ate the right side you whom it will carry and hot list each morning.
When and cry sound pet each night it treated the s, he talked "now.
She lay was he and when key it sampled Big, was being he as soon as.
Him there will be a method which him will be wicked, they the place.
And it was a green onion of one milk where are all Ernie and thus must propose.
Is poor the Ernie.
Which And he drove the most quick milkcart inside the west.

1 lunch break Ted saw a Ernie's end.
And at the above her it bites the hand truck.
In order to discover it it will go mad and and from that place it drove yet.
4 it passes, anti-.
And him his van the broad way, which from the hot blood it, jumps over in lower part.
His vein lead and follow up.
And he width crossed in the Ernie's hand truck and he went.
And him the half which is not his end which kicks hard.
The trigger will be who name to peel.
And he was stimulated the most quick milkcart inside the west.

The Ernie at distance rushed now at the outside.
Inside his hand his gold normality.
You you the man together her hazard!
"When it wants getting married and he"
Talks the Susie which fights and "he peels and hazard her which Ohio we do card game why?
"He replied the sneeringly.
"The chisel we to make an interest only to it and be respecting, side the thread ring.


" The Ernie will be wrong now from his van and it pulled.
And on the blazing sun lower part.
Them from that place stood at the front.
And the Ted went his roll of bread hazard.
The hazard where the Ernie will be wrong but too much.
The thing was not the method Ted branch which is planned.
And the strawberry the yoghurt put out a taste.
From his hand it sends to it it rotates.

The now possibility she running between them.
And it was poles apart them it tries the fact that it defends.
The Ernie she with put aside but and she pushed the rock cake.
As that person it seizes in his heart lower part.
He gives a pain and inside surprising, comfort the broad way which it sees.
Concreteness he is strong on one crust.
The pig green onion which corrupts it will be wrong inside the eye and it seized.
And the Ernie asked the dust.
Gag Nan Han Ernie ("Ernie! ")
And he drove the most quick milkcart inside the west.

The Ernie only was 52. He did not want dying.
In order to deliver and now he goes.
Inside sky inside that milkround. Customer angel in place.
And it is rough and it holds and it is forbidden.
And the milk seller life fun is sufficient.
Before that bedspread inside same dairy farm ground.

The female necessity gets folded Man but and.
And possibility, she got married with the Ted.
But it happened in their wedding night that it is strange.
The broad way which them put inside their bed.
That with a rustle was the distance the tree?
Or meaning of a passage hinge?
Or will take their khu ley thus inside and kek it will take.
Kek sound me the Ernie's ghost gold normality?
Them will not forget the Ernie.
And he drove the most quick milkcart inside the west.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:49 AM

Them will not forget the Ernie!!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 May 06 - 09:39 AM

SALLY ELEY'CERA KAJ SIMPLY. (Cyril Tan).

Sally freely and simply.
This should be his name.
Sally freely and simply.
This will be supposed his name.
To him has taken a affectionate seaman ".
For the nursery a game.

Even if the heart him gives I.
It has not shaped from the Stone.
Even if the heart him gives I.
It has not shaped from the Stone.
He was tender and concave.
As a comb of honey

Thinks that you I expect s you deposit the helium.
You see to under the flag.
Thinking that I expect in, the helium.
It sees depositing to under the flag.
Then, I take this tideway.
"My Impurity in that cave.

Sally freely and simply.
This should be his name.
Sally freely and simply.
This should be his name.
If that is discouraged my body.
Hope those merit this in the ignominy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 May 06 - 10:19 AM

Folsom jail green onion Rang. Ciao in Currency.

Me the train it comes and it listens to.
It is rolling in the circumference of bends.
And in order when not to know me as the sunshine does not see.
'' Cause me it stabs inside the Folsom jail, the hour ' chisel n maintains above.
Above in lower part it defends the rollin which the writing is dumbfounded but in mountain Anton.

It went out and at the time of the political party percentage baby my mama talked in me.
The son in the gun, the always-good boy, until now any it is not and it is.
He dying but step atlas I only shot the man inside the Reno.
The evenness will hang and or my head.
And shouts the thing to go out when listening to every, now.

It ate inside the idle fancy dinning car and multi being the person who floated me it bet.
Them are possible and ' the coffee and the smoke me about it is big it drinks Song kite.
Going out and me it, or being Its and being all well I, is Its.
That person defends a movement but.
And that will carry and is the fact that it is torturing.

When their this will carry liberate from the jail, the well.
And the writing it was my thing which is dumbfounded.
All some will go out.
And compared to dropping the line it it will move they the place thing me, it bets.
The Folsom far, that goes out from the jail and it stays and Sip is the place.
And me even it is lonely my green onion Rang blow it will make far, they the place.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 May 06 - 10:47 AM

ABILENE.

Abilene, Abilene.
To go out and the city whose it is pretty most to see until now.
The person from that place.
Specific heat grudge will be extensive in lower part and it does not treat.
Abilene inside, my Abilene.

I one person sit a most big each night.
It rolled from the freight train spectacle which sees them.
Them will carry and ' carrying me they wish.
In Abilene, my Abilene.

It crowded it illustrates, anything which is free '.
Inside this city of the hazard which will carry anything '.
It goes out and the possibility of connecting in the shoes being me it wishes.
Abilene inside, my Abilene.

It will be dumbfounded and it will come and they the place thing.
It goes out and and it wishes as to peel.
And will go out and in from the place which comes and will carry withdraw.
It will be going out and Sip will carry in the place to have and go.
Abilene inside, my Abilene.

The Rotgut the whisky the brain removes the sense.
It goes out and when here it will carry it stays, go out and go mad and it will go think.
Go out and it changes a scene that in necessity think.
In Abilene, my Abilene.

Above my window car rain the autumn here ' sucks in the wall and it sits step.
Going out and the family connecting and, me being silent.
Abilene inside, my Abilene.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 May 06 - 12:21 PM

WONDERFUL GAME. (Paxton clay/tone).

When I was just a small the smallest total of health and she of intrepidity fascinations.
My father homeward has come a night and me I have given in a game.
A astonishment in the behold, this was, with the luminous colours much.
And the moment that I have put the eyes within.
It has transformed itself in in enjoyment of my heart.

Zipper has gone "" when it was "moved JP" also when it has been arrested.
And "turbinate" when still it has been levato in feet.
I have not known that never just that what was moreover I do not suppose never that one.

Before the time that one he that I have selected over, I have had one surprised large.
For the right in the its minimal point it was two large keys.
This emus' apse with the eyes large greens.
In the first place it has recalled that one and then other and then has turned its cover.
And when it that I have still decided under, this is that made what.

Zipper has gone "" when it was "moved JP" also when it has been arrested.
And "turbinate" when still it has been levato in feet.
I have not known that never just that what was moreover I do not suppose never that one.

Initially it has walked on the left and it has walked then to right.
And then walked under one chair.
And when the l appeared where it has had goes, it was not not even here.
It has begun in the sob and mine dad it has laughed, because it has known that I would find. When the l it has around turned, my wonderful game, where they give behind.

Zipper has gone "" when it was "moved JP" also when it has been arrested.
And "turbinate" when still it is rise in feet.
I have not known that never just that what was moreover I do not suppose never that one.

Well, the years have passed too much fastly, appear.
I have my small boy.
And yesterday he that I have given in my small wonderful game.
The eyes e' skasan nearly radrizzano from its head.
And it has given scream she fascinations.
Nobody of we does not know just that what is.

But he that it loves, just as with zipper has gone ".
" When it was "moved JP" also when it has been arrested.
And "turbinate" when still it has been levato in feet.
I have not known that never just that what was moreover I do not suppose never that one. Nobody I have not known that never just that what was.
Moreover I do not suppose never that one.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Aprils ipod
Date: 17 May 06 - 05:02 PM

Hi,part of this song goes,,, you got real big brains,but im look'n at ya,you got a real big heart but im looking at ya,.......its a dance/rap type song,i really like it but i cant figure out the title and artist.please help...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 May 06 - 09:09 PM

GUEST, gold April ipod rear one, share gold this song goes, you got material piglet brains, goal in look N ate ya, you got To material piglet heart goal in looking ate ya...... its To dance/quick standard GOLD song, really like it goal cant the figures out the title and help artist.please...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 May 06 - 05:04 AM

Mr Happy

I think you need a good cup of tea and a quiet lie down...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 May 06 - 09:21 AM

Jerusalem.

Music: It will kick, li the HubertHastings Ing of speed defence. (1848-1918 years).
Word: William Blake. (1757-1827 years).

And ancient times it did that foot inside hour.
Walking becomes the green in the British mountain?
And providence new star grudge it was young German silver.
It sees in the British Yoo divination sign free pasture?

And it did shoes complexion.
In the next light our hu li to it does hill?
And Jerusalem was builded here.
That it is dark between the Satan shelf?

In me bring the clothes of silk brocade my bow which burns.
In me desire bring my anger flesh.
In me bring my window! The O the cloud opens!
In me bring the sudden my 2 wheel tanks.

Me not to stand still from spirit battle.
Inside my hand which is not my knife sleep it does with, do.
When we build Jerusalem until.
Inside British green and Yoo divination sign one ground

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 May 06 - 02:32 PM

PREPARE YOUR PERSON. TAMMY WYNETTE.


For a while it is difficult to be woman.
To give ' completely your love to exactly one person.
You will have poor times and it will have good times.
Delayushch ' thing you do not understand.

But if you love it, then you will forgive to it.
Even if we it trudn so that understand.
And if you love it, then, awe, proud it ' cos after all it is valid man.

Prepare your person.
Give to it 2 handles in order to tightly paste for him.
And something ' warm comes.
When nights they are cold and lonely.

Prepare your person.
And show peace, you is which you love it.
The content giving ' completely to love you can.
Prepare your person.

Prepare your person and show peace, you is which you love it.
The content giving ' completely to love you can.
Prepare your person.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 May 06 - 03:31 PM

Me NAMED STRAIGHT LINE, FOR I love you with LEGENDS. STEVIE MIRACLE.


No the day of the New Year to celebrate.
No the chocolate covered hearts of sugar refinery, to give far.
No the first of Freelances.
No song to sing.
Another usual day is indeed, here just.

No rain April not of flowering of flowers.
No the marriage Saturday in June.
But that it is, right is slightly.
Cultivated these three words which I must say to you.

I precisely named, to say I love you.
I precisely named, for saying, how much I am interested.
I precisely named, to say I love you.
And I mean it lower part of my heart.

No the high summer.
No hot July.
No the moon harvest to clarify tender August at one night.
No the herbs tbrise.
No sheets falling.
Not equal time for birds to fly to the skies of the south.

No sun of balance.
No the Halloween.
No the grace grantings whole joy of Christmas whom you take.
But that it is, although old thus new.
Your heart as of three words could not indeed fill to make.

I precisely named, to say I love you.
I precisely named, to say how much I am interested, me.
I precisely named, to say I love you.
And I mean it lower part of my heart.

I precisely named, to say I love you.
I precisely named, to say how much I am interested, me.
I precisely named, to say I love you.
And I mean it lower part of my heart, of my heart.
Baby of my heart.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 May 06 - 05:44 PM

Northern Ireland hazard song. (The Phil and Clough June Col)

Whole thing it walks.
The height where the duck hawk builds their nests in the place the big tower nearly.
Air it flies and them are day n.
Them freedom shout is Less inside their breast.
Sky heading saw black head.
Them who are entangled in the rock place, which in this ocean runs in lower part.

In your west coast flesh.
Compared to the saw summer one which demands it will drive.
I wait your Atlantic Ocean Ocean.
And Northern Ireland song it did a hazard song.

It drinks whole things.
It raises at all in the place and the person whom it lights loves the glowing thing long inside the bar which becomes.
Who touched the bow?
And he to be like this was grand and he was cheerful and promotion of virtue.
The Dingle it stands in the seashore and throwing.
The bubble which is wild and inside the Atlantic Ocean bass which is discovered.

In your west coast flesh.
Compared to the saw summer one which demands it will drive.
I wait your Atlantic Ocean Ocean.
And Northern Ireland song it did a hazard song.

It talks whole things. In you stay in the truth one friend who tries one thing.
It talks a joke and a news.
And the song song which sends an hour.
The Galway compound word it runs it saw.
Thus it throws all inside the sun dance together.

In your west coast flesh.
Compared to the saw summer one which demands it will drive.
I wait your Atlantic Ocean Ocean.
And Northern Ireland song it did a hazard song.

It dreams inside night.
It goes out and the ground it fights it respects, in the place and grudge anyone the sample.
It sleeps inside your dawn and it awakes.
Me extensive morning the n which will cry inside the light it saw.
Duck hawk day in place cup.
Bends all inside the sky which is their your air green onion.

In your west coast flesh.
Compared to the saw summer one which demands it will drive.
I wait your Atlantic Ocean Ocean.
And Northern Ireland song it did a hazard song

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 May 06 - 07:19 PM

The rice plant works in the railroad.

Inside 1800 and 41.
Goes out and my nose which it puts above toy with this gun America.
Goes out and my nose which it puts above toy with this gun America.
It worked in the railroad to respect, the railroad.
-Me the railroad it is tired.
The rice plant which is poor works in the railroad.

Me the nose toy with it wore this britches.
The ditch which it sells, the grass switch.
The flesh pair it gets out of the way a hitch.
Me it was working in the railroad.

Inside 1800 and 42.
From the Hartlepool, me it wandered to the Crewe.
And it will carry and one which works in each one railroad which it discovers.

Me the nose toy with it wore this britches.
The ditch which it sells, the grass switch.
The flesh pair it gets out of the way a hitch.
Me it was working in the railroad.

Inside 1800 and 43.
Me the shovel knee it cut off in that piece of the B which will carry.
And, me in order to work from the company it went.
Leeds&Selby in railroad.

Me the nose toy with it wore this britches.
The ditch which it sells, the grass switch.
The flesh pair it gets out of the way a hitch.
Me it was working in the railroad.

Inside 1800 and 44.
Me it landed to the River pool coast.
Me the belly it was empty, B 'ands Big Jim it was not.
It works in the railroad, the railroad.
Me the railroad it is tired.
The rice plant which is poor works in the railroad.

Inside 1800 and 45.
When Daniel O'Connell that living.
When Daniel O'Connell that living.
And it worked in the railroad.

Me the nose toy with it wore this britches.
The ditch which it sells, the grass switch.
The flesh pair it gets out of the way a hitch.
Me it was working in the railroad.

Inside 1800 and 46.
, Me from the brick which it carries it changed my trade.
, Me from the brick which it carries it changed my trade.
It works in the railroad.



Me the nose toy with it wore this britches.
The ditch which it sells, the grass switch.
The flesh pair it gets out of the way a hitch.
Me it was working in the railroad.

Inside 1800 and 47.
The rice plant which is poor good season was thinking in heaven.
The rice plant which is poor good season was thinking in heaven.
It worked in the railroad to respect, the railroad.
Me the railroad it is tired.

The rice plant which is poor works in the railroad.
Me the nose toy with it wore this britches.
The ditch which it sells, the grass switch.
The flesh pair it gets out of the way a hitch.
Me it was working in the railroad.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 May 06 - 08:48 PM

Ohio, SUSANNA. Flag lu Stephen.

Me in my knee it comes from an Allah E to my banjo.
, Me my, truth one love of Louisiana in order to see in hazard it is going.
In one I by night time elegy came to atlas left.
Feather it constructed.
The hot sun it is like this, me it dies it is Ulf Uses.
The Susanna shouts you.

Ohio, the Susanna, Ohio shouts you the hazard which will carry.
Me in the hazard my knee it comes from an Allah E to my banjo.

Me the dream all is silent and the night when it is different it was.
It went out and lower part all of the hill seeing the Susanna me it thought.
The buckwheat cake was to her setting up.
There was a tear inside her eye.
B it talks the I, from the south which is come.
The Susanna shouts you.

Ohio, the Susanna, Ohio shouts you the hazard which will carry.
Me in the hazard my knee it comes from an Allah E to my banjo.

Me before the d U taking grow other it sprang up and d U up r word meaning lower part it travelled. The De' the electric liquid d U f magnified hundreds inside r U and it killed.
It will go out and it will die and the Deb they the place thing from U gine bust which is a l-g and d U good r the escape which it thinks with the silver or realness it hits.
Me it will hide and my eye in order to kill me it closed.
The Susanna shouts you.

Ohio, the Susanna, Ohio shouts you the hazard which will carry.
Me in the hazard my knee it comes from an Allah E to my banjo.

Me nut it will come and lid sum there is Un quickly, will see in that time circumference.
And will go out and case me which will discover the Susanna d U go five will fall to the d.
And it goes out and when it will not discover her, and it is positive and dying, I is Iss.
And it goes out and it dies and when burying, the Susanna shouts you.

Ohio, the Susanna, Ohio shouts you the hazard which will carry.
Me in the hazard my knee it comes from an Allah E to my banjo.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Jun 06 - 10:07 AM

Quiet simple feeling. Eagle.

Want the manner the situation petulant of the periphery of your ear.
Against with your skin, it is so brown.
And I would like to sleep it with you in the abandonment evening.
With milliards toilets completely around.

"Cause I received a quiet simple feeling.
And know that you do not leave me in the passage.
"Cause, which am already the cause.

In front of and I discovered a long time.
That it can make for the woman vie your.
Despite everything, they cannot take in a manner or my another ampere heure, you.
They cannot already go.

And I received a quiet and simple feeling.
And know that you do not leave me in the passage.
"Cause which am already the cause.

I receive the this feeling which I then to know you.
As abreast' and a friend.
But the this vote keeps for you whispered.
In my other ear, it is explained.
I then to see you never yet.

"Cause I receive a quiet and simple feeling.
And know that you do not leave me in the passage.
Cause which am already the cause.
"Cause which am already the cause.
Oooo, oooo

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Jun 06 - 10:30 AM

Lyin' eye. Eagle.

The city girl reaches only and the fact that it finds out it is visible.
With the old person who smile A floated how only in the open door.
And her must be in agony.
She inside the lace all to put on the cloth with the high piece and enter the inside style.

To be late it is big in night and long it becomes and it is lonely picks up it gets.
To the ev'ry shape of evacuation multi being it price me it guesses.
And it in order to think that is her love her mind to be sick is Haen.
It gives to the man only in the ice car hand.

She talks the fact that she when hazard it goes out and evening to him like this.
The feelin' it comforted the long-time associate in lower part to respect.
But, because she is the leavin' she the goin' him is Is to the place.
She the cheatin the hazard ' city side is the n which it will lead.

The eye your lyin' which it spreads out it will hide.
And your smile is thin disguise.
Now about you will already come true theyn the place thing I, thought.
The method which hides your lyin eye.

The boy is waiting in the counterpart of the city.
Non same anyone Hoom seven possibility of going round it was to the eye and dream.
Vigour she to do is the n, which above it will drive at night.
' The method which cause she feels by him it does in her impression.

She rushes to his eight.
Them fall together.
That during this grade short time of it is, she whispers.
She connecting after comin' quickly forever and she swears.
She will be stimulated far and she will be wrong she gives a smile and.

Your lyin' hiding eye which it spreads out the possibility of doing it is not.
And your smile is thin disguise.
Now about you will already come true theyn the place thing I, thought.
Will be extensive now and the method lyin' eye which it hides.

By her the strong thing dog it happens and it follows.
At the outside and inside apply for an examination sky it comforts in the star.
Different night, in order to be a long thing it is going.
She will be stimulated and the shade will cry and it is a n, which her head to respect will hang.

It goes mad this until now and it gets and to peel as she wonders.
She thinks regarding the boy where she is knowing inside the school.
Is she did get fatigue and or is she did get political party Haess n lazy?
Her the fool her it feels together and until now only it is.

In order to arrange the thing, my Ohio me, it spreads out and to be how there is Iss positively.
It it spreads out comfort it will sleep like this, it put like this attention.
You the new life did not change the thing to peel, as fun it isn't it?
Yet it spreads out a girl who becomes it is identical are you and long it is.

It will hide your lyin eye which it spreads out.
And your smile is thin disguise.
Now about you will already come true theyn the place thing I, thought.
Your lyin' the method eye which it hides.
Your lyin' the method eye which it hides.
The honey, the eye your lyin' which it spreads out it will hide.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Jun 06 - 11:07 AM

The nose it ladles and su khu li su in mote CAROL

lower part from that place the auditorium,
it goes out the bell of the paradise
which listens to the fact that them will become roundly it stands, inside over there forest and; Jesus it covers
frequently completely with color and height the big pall
[ with it is like this and the up my week ]
me the what kind of thing it loves.

Inside from that place the auditorium that it stands,
it covers the bed completely like this with deep-red scarlet.
In bedside from that place fortune sympathy nye the pebble which bends
the Mary knee it deceives with sweetness.
From that place flood [ the river ] 1 thing anti- runs
supplies water in the lower part of that bed,
the person who is different it runs the blood which runs.

Until now [ blow ] the blossom the thorn
which blooms by from that place grows
because he is born in the foot of the bed.
palk This by at month light me in that bed,
our rescues it will cut and it indicated it was born in night.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Jun 06 - 11:13 AM

Ohio! Me it goes out and in the side of the ocean
and Sip and Sip increases in the side of the beach,!
Me it takes a walk to the Prom, the Prom and the Prom
and Sip it increases,! chwi Week orchestra glow in place "Tiddely-om-pom-pom! "
It will carry like this and only and it goes out all and
and there being to a side, must want in

chorus

or in the side of the beach will connect in the side of oneself make
and in the swallow side of the girl, or in the side of the beach,!
In side of ocean!

DI

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Jun 06 - 11:23 AM

SUZANNE (LeonardCohen)

Suzanne orange with comes
and inside inside the middle
it being from that place
it will be extensive in her her wave length
it wants and she gets the river
and she peels and from China
her half American that you her feed
the car in you and to peel you
temper under end it
will want rightly in her that time,
with the fact that it does not have the love
which gives her which it spreads out
until the now always being her lover
and answer back you make
and to peel why by you
where you conceive the fact
that is in order good season
it is the possibility of sending a night
forever and by the river
which is the possibility of listening
to the fact that Iss whom it spreads out
it is in extensive lower part
and and to place you take away

and you spread out Her and it wants travelling,
the blind it wants travelling,
her the body where hazard
she you is complete in her mind
it thinks that you will possibly trust the fact
that it touches and from the tower
which will become with the tree
which will be lonely to see,
it will walk a long time
and when him to which he when being hazard
Iss, sends which grade drowning man
ten l which the sky will go back on
in the adjacent waters the ocean
them will be wrong far but before
and to release until the possibility
of seeing that he talks being,
Jesus on pebble your wisdom
lower part the crews
and all men the crew will connect,
that time, that oneself it broke,
The human being that sank almost

and from that place Suzanne in order
to where to see in inside of the trash
and the flower the multi
Suzanne which is the hero
inside the seaweed the mirror
the kacikoiss leaning
against during and that method
forever multi being
the children to the morning
when it leans against a love
at the hazard outside the sun
is a possibility of sending
a night to our lady of the harbor
forever in honey
lower part and she follows
in you and by you where you conceive the thing
in order good season by the river
which is the possibility of listening to the fact
that it is visible in extensive
lower part to place she takes away

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Jun 06 - 12:00 PM

The troublesome army song will love. Freddie King of Mercury.


Does the troublesome army song love to respect.
Troublesome army song it will carry and it discovers and?
Each morning it goes out and in me by the some which dies it happens.
In my foot punishment well! Empty tin can of friends.
You in me what it is doing the mirror and see in the prime object, which it shouts.
Me will be extensive and inside believing, it sent all my year.
But me, only undulation, Ann who will get a week it is not!
Troublesome army song of troublesome army song.
Does the troublesome army song love to respect.
Troublesome army song it will carry and it discovers and?

Me eagerly my, life it works everyday.
It goes out and when my bone being sick until, me it works.
In end me in the family with indigenous me all it has a punishment n grant eagerly and it goes. Me in my knee it gets in lower part.
And I the fact that it intends.
Until a tear from my eye run in lower part.
Week - troublesome army song - troublesome army song.
Does the troublesome army song love to respect.
Troublesome army song it will carry and it discovers and?

(He works eagerly).

Everyday - me, it tries and it tries and it tries.
It lets in the lower part which all will carry but and Sip it increases.
It goes out and them talk that it is a goin쳌f, which goes mad.
It goes out and my, brain them talk that it gets the many adjacent waters inside.
It did not get common sense.
I believed anyone degree on left and I did not get.
To be good - to be good it is good well.
Ohio week.
Troublesome army song - troublesome army song.
Does the troublesome army song love to respect.
Troublesome army song it will carry and it discovers and?

It did not get the tune, which gets an impression.
Me only it loses my, battery and it maintains.
Me that led it increases, it is a B.
I got the fact that only this cell it goes out.
Some day me, it is free week it respects and it is going!
In order to love the troublesome army song, which will carry, discover.
In order to love the troublesome army song, which will carry, discover.
Does the troublesome army song love to respect.
Troublesome army song it will carry and it discovers and?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Jun 06 - 12:30 PM

Word and the music due to a queen - step missing child rhapsody FreddieMercury

The Im is easy with, the realness until sky this actuality ten which only annulation seizes from inside situation escaping the im which report sees your eye only is poor boy good season sympathetic because easy life this, in B necessity, the A and some it is a lowly high some, anyhow the wind in me in me, situation, is the non n with doesnt realness

Was important with this realness of anything like, the Mama which only as the man kills, as my trigger, his head which the hes lion and the Mama is stimulated now to head, it put the gun, the life was only started, when but it goes back this hour again is not the Im, it will now go to the if which will cry and the Ive which throws it all away-Mamaooo, will be extensive and it will make above Didnt averaging, the tomorrow when it continues it carries

It is late too much, my hour comes, the always Oh phu lower part shivering of my backbone bodys, Goodbye thin gotta all ive which it gets it sends truth mamaooo- (what kind of method wind blow) it confronts on permission your all rear and to, it goes out and it does not want dying, me from time to time assuredly all inherent the I.d assistance it is not

Me the man the small silhouetto, it will see the Scaramouche, scaramouche will it will spread out and the losing parents thunderbolt which it sells and it will do the lightning which is legitimate it will be horrible quite quite and it will be separated and ley five, it will be separated and ley five, it will be separated and and ley five it will be separated and and and ley five it will be separated and ley five figaromagnifico but the Im, the boy who is poor and anyone or the hes only the boy who is poor deformity will be easy from the fact that it is poor all is easy from his life will be thin and it will be wrong, you will carry and the thin bismillah the will family which it makes it economizes you love! The scull -, we will make and will be extensive and the bismillah will not make! We will make and will be extensive and the Bismillah will not make! We made will be extensive, it will carry, it goes, will not make made, it will carry, will go and and and and, be, be, be, be, be, the mamamia, the mamamia and the mamamia it is thin, it will make and it will carry and the thin beelzebub it will make and and it will carry and the hazard which will carry puts aside, the hazard which will carry the hazard which will carry, it lets and it requests and and in the demon will not make

There will be a possibility of throwing the pebble which you will carry the baby it will spread out it will carry and and it will be able to love and the fact that it gets the fact that it gets the out-just which gets the fact that only the right side outta here it gets in order to give charge of in gruel Ohio which it will carry in me which it does this the baby my eye where you think ten:00 bedspread thing which will slant the thing like this like this inside and the spit it spreads out it thinks

Anything to me with realness, troublesome army song is a possibility of seeing and all, is important with anything realness, it is important is important with anything realness,

Wind.... non what kind of method

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jun 06 - 04:48 AM

Pleasure pleasure pleasure. Bryan Wilson/Mike love.

On her her daddy's automobile.
And she now is cruisin ' passes the hamburger standpoint.
She had forgotten as if possesses about the library.
If she now told her old person.
And to radio explodes.
Goes to fast the cruise to look like her now energy.

And she will obtain the pleasure pleasure pleasure.
' Takes away the T bird until hers daddy.
(Pleasure pleasure pleasure ' takes away the T bird until hers daddy)

To gush out the girl to be unable to stand she.
The ' cause she walks the look and present drives looks like.
(You now walk elephant you to walk look like)
Her now to make Indy 500 to look like look like the Roman transport vehicle race.
(You now look like elephant you to look like elephant)
A the lotta person to try to seize her.
But she now leads them in wildly to hunt for the goose.
(You now will drive look like you to actuate to look like)

And her to obtain the pleasure pleasure pleasure.
' Takes away the T bird until hers daddy.
(Pleasure pleasure pleasure ' takes away the T bird until hers daddy)

You continuously to know.
Your daddy now is gettin ' unwisely to you.
(You should not lie you not to be supposed to lie now)
And because he has adopted your wrap key.
You believed that, your pleasure is all passes the present.
(You should not lie you not to be supposed to lie now)

But you to be able to come with me together.
' We obtain the cause which now does to very many matters.
(You will not be supposed to lie you not to be supposed to lie now)


And we to obtain the pleasure pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy to take away the T bird.
(The pleasure pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy will take away the T bird)
And we to obtain the pleasure pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy to take away the T bird.
(The pleasure pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy took away the T bird)
(The pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy to take away the T bird)
(The pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy to take away the T bird)
(The pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy to take away the T bird)
(The pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy to take away the T bird)
(The pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy to take away the T bird)
(The pleasure pleasure '¦'R daddy to take away the T bird)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jun 06 - 07:23 AM

Return. Beatles.

The JoJo was the man.
It thought to peel, who him was the person who is one person.
It this it will can be continued but was being he.
The JoJo let to put in his family inside Arizona of the Tucson.
Hazard California some grass.

Go round and five boil, return.
You one time face each other the back in the place which belongs and get.
Go round and five boil, return.
You one time face each other the back in the place which belongs and get.
Turn the JoJo and receive.

Go toward the house.

Go round and five boil, return.
You one time faced each other the back in the place which belongs.
Go round and five boil, return.
You one time faced each other the back in the place which belongs.
The Ooh turns the Jo and it receives.

The Loretta fortune present-day thought she was the woman with sweetness.
It was a man where she is different but.
All girls talked the fact that she the comin' receives it to her surroundings.
While being the possibility she doing but she gets it.

Go round and five boil, return.
You one time face each other the back in the place which belongs and get.
Go round and five boil, return.
You one time face each other the back in the place which belongs and get.
Turn the Loretta and receive.

Go toward the house.

Go round and five boil, return.
You one time face each other the back in the place which belongs and get.
Be good, return and return.
You one time face each other the back in the place which belongs and get.

The ooo it peels, who.

Turn the Loretta and receive.
It will be extensive it waits, your mummy.
Her high hill it wears the low shoes.
And her low-end neck sweater.
Turn family Loretta and receive.

Go round and five boil, return.
You one time face each other the back in the place which belongs and get.
Be good, return and return.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jun 06 - 08:06 AM

Top the player who is experienced. Abba.

Top the player beam which is experienced is going in order.
To do distantly the trouble which will carry.
But me, to green onion Rah will not feel. It goes out, like always.
From that place ' cause multitude U tin is you inside.
Me it disgusted all.

It will go out and writing Rae sue from it will be extensive and when in the last night calling.
It goes out and all it eats and it sleeps and and song it does and and and.
Each show the wind thing last was the show.
The fact that you will be come (each show the wind thing is the show last) to be like that.
And go out and imagine the glad thing.
(It will be extensive it listens to and and and and) to be sudden me all it pastes.
and and and it feels.
(And it is sudden and it in order to be different in order in order convenience to be going)
And like this it is going.
It will go out and when tonight connecting in phase.

Tonight top the player light which is experienced will carry and in order to discover it is going. The sun it shines.
(Per the troupe evening per ink p) it smiles, there is a fun.
Per the troupe per ink p) my thing it felt evening.

Tonight top the player beam which is experienced is going in order.
To do distantly the trouble which will carry.
But me, to green onion Rah will not feel.
It goes out, like always (per the troupe evening per ink p).
From per that place (troupe evening per ink p) ' the cause multitude U tin is you inside.

It confronts 20000 things of your friends.
The troublesome army song like this is a possibility of being lonely as to peel.
Portion of the success which it does not end assuredly.
Yet me, against you it is only thinking.
(Yet me, against you it is only thinking)
Me, it goes mad and going and there is a moment when it thinks.
It goes out and it goes mad and (thinks the fact that it is going)
But it is going in order positive convenience.
(To spread out and all to be changing quickly) all it is a like this something else.
It will go out and when tonight connecting in phase.

Tonight top the player light which is experienced will carry and in order to discover it is going. The sun it shines. (Per the troop evening per ink p) it smiles, there is a fun.
(Per the Troup per ink p) my thing it felt evening.

Tonight top the player beam which is experienced is going in order.
To do distantly the trouble which will carry.
But me, to green onion Rah will not feel.
It goes out, like always (per the troop evening per ink p).
From per that place (troop evening per ink p) ' the cause multitude U tin is you inside.


It is like this and me when from that place you arrive, will be.
Your spectacle goes out and in me which it is living yet will give proof.
And you will carry inside your eight and to have when going.
And it will carry and the acidosis u ten:00 bedspreads.
In order to mean this tonight lapse of it going I is Is.

Tonight top the player light which is experienced will carry and in order.
To discover it is going.
The sun it shines.
(Per the troop evening per ink p) it smiles, there is a fun.
(Per the troupe per ink p) my thing it felt evening.

Tonight top the player beam which is experienced is going in order.
to do distantly the trouble which will carry.
But me, to green onion Rah will not feel.
It goes out, like always (per the troupp evening per ink p).
From per that place (troupe evening per ink p) ' the cause multitude U tin is you inside.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Jun 06 - 07:26 AM

Stride width EGGING song.

This you, two, three merry young fellows completely in brains.
We will come stride width egging and we to hope you will prove the type.
We will hope you proved the type uses your egg and the strong beer.
For ours next year future nigh you until.

And as soon as comes in is Nelson your Excellency you will see.
By bunch of blue colour ribbons in periphery hitch by his knee.
And a star his breast which shines in likely the silver.
And I hoped he remembers is the stride width egging time.

And under comes in, this is Collingwood your Excellency.
He fought your Excellency he has shed his blood with Nelson.
And he comes from sea old England to watch.
And he came stride width egging with to possess his crew.

Next comes in is our merry Jake asphalt.
He navigated all your Excellency passed the final war with Nelson.
He arrives from the sea, old England watches.
And he has come stride width egging and our merry crew.

Next comes in is old miser Brownbags.
For she wears her old rag to her money fear.
She is the gold and she is the silver possesses is laid aside in the store.
And she came stride width egging to obtain many in the hope.

And lasts is old Tosspot, you see.
He is a valiant old person and in each degree.
He is a valiant old person and he wears the pig tail.
And possesses he is delighted is drinks with the ale which grinds.

Comes Madame and gentlemen, sits by the fire.
Invests your hand and gives us in yours pocket our desire.
Invests your hand and treats us in yours pocket to be good.
If you give do not exist, we will adopt do not exist, farewell and good night.

If you can drink glass, then we can drink two.
This health to old England, similarly you.
Minded any you do and are seeing.
If you give do not exist, we need not to exist, the farewell and is late very good.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Jun 06 - 07:52 AM

The shop in new loom

going out moonshiny night the ball it will walk between
it shakes off and it this Uss when burying,
when your level and rule inside music
it is in me which the young colleague talks
coming me his company enough in,
me the breast which gives a delight
the wind with the young worker,
her it will talk and it will meet,,
as your answer back which is accurate
you the loom where me, are new it will happen,,
there will be a possibility which in square it will do
and it will carry and give it comes.

It went out and by a trade B good combination it slept,
and the many thing it went out and
and before the good loom and the shuttle,
me to be quick inside my, hour
which it puts you will be them inside music
the short lams& jack and you the long lams,
the new loom it happened it did being my rule
which is inside good order the lassie
which me is valuable believing me
it talked in square and and and and and.

Her loom and lower part, the lam jack
will appear in her wrap threads and it will go out
and the head, in my shuttle her loom it will be horizontal
and the nail which it puts inside one motion inside her shelf
your excellency her breast bone me which almost here and there work
well well it will load, my level it will stand to go out
and the hour when it does her loom in square she will carry
well it runs and to have she went and.

The thread for me which me in the lam jack
in blowing before and behind
defend her inside music it is important her the shelf,
me the blood it will be big, the cord will come out rising,
it will collapse finally and the foot hold which is started,
it will go out and inside it
the Sea thread will not stay compared to above,
theyn the technique which becomes the knickety skill
which the bobbin which the inside the place my, shuttle
is goes always it goes out, her loom the reiving.
It inside this motion failing yet in me she well here and there,
the gown where she will be new will weave
theyn the place thing by them her weight talked
the inside n her enormous it will tremble,
the young girl whom my force it was now started
to the hazard head the right side by the I
it talked and my, shuttle which defends my lams
which works rising came out, she went round her eye
and the Tommy which it talks my loom
which has the square which with the high piece you is pretty.

When she sends to leave her 4 loom poles but,
it the breakdown went out and difficulty again,
when returning the inside this method young girl,
it went out and the hazard sensibility
which will carry the lassie thing which be me,
is valuable by a noon
it tried and and inside shaking off must do,
but me, it was your Germany
and the loom with the high piece percentage
she brought in square
and your rule and your level percentage
she talked she talked and and she flew it with a square again.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Jun 06 - 08:02 AM

My father, he is King Gypsy's,
it is the real my mother, she learns my some camps for to do
all completely wishes me by mine pack in mine back friend of mine to be good
because I get down London town some fortune for tells
some fortune for tells, some fortune for tell
when I get down London town some fortune for knew

when I walked in the London street
A outstandingly talented young big landlord am my chanced meet
him to watch my brown cheek and he like them being very good
he to say, "my small jeep match girl, the will you my fortune told?"
(And so on. )

Oh is gentleman gentleman, oh kind, please give your hand
which I this is you has the happy fortune, the house becomes reconciled a land
fairer girl is purifies, but you must act them for
it are your bride's small jeep match girl (and so on. )

He leads me to his castle, has the rug and servant there
to wait for on the floor for opens ev'ry gate there
there it to play the honor and the music in madame
and all is there celebrates the Gypsy's date of hold wedding ceremony (and so on. )

So it is the farewell lives to the gypsy,
to campin ' in the green with mine brothers and my sisters I will not have been
Oh which sees, once I am a gypsy girl but I now am big landlord's bride
and the servant ride for the waiting in me and in mine support. (and so on. )

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Jun 06 - 08:13 AM

PRINCE EUGENE.

Do Ah, say me, Prince Eugene, whom you have makes in your life?
I traversed the cities, lives during the day.
To go Paris has lives the flower of lily.

I traversed the cities to go has Paris.
But when it was with regarded his broad behind.
To go Paris has lives the flower of lily.

But when it was with the broad one, looked behind him.
It saw coming twenty men, its larger enemies.
To go Paris has lives the flower of lily.

"Then do you remember, Eugene, one day inside Paris?
In front of the king, the queen, Monsieur have you dementia?
To go Paris has lives the flower of lily.

Arête here, Eugene, this should be paid!"
Its epee drew from gold, bravely fought.
To go Paris has lives the flower of lily.

It killed fourteen out of it, but of that it lasted.
When this came to fifteen, its gold epee broke.
To go Paris has lives the flower of lily

"Beautiful page, my beautiful page, thus come to help me!"
"Nenni, not, not, beautiful prince, I am too afraid to die there!"
To go Paris has lives the flower of lily.

"Will say some to you has my wife, whom she takes care of small.
When it is in age, it will avenge this!"
To go Paris has lives the flower of lily.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Jun 06 - 09:47 AM

The lower jaw lower jaw and listens to young fellow
coalface which you hears to operate there
is many marra lacks the young fellow
because they cannot listen to the young fellow

I the father always to pass often said,
the pit work are more compared to hews
you certainly to cheat the coal
and not 劈裂 and does not chew

the present to act gans from the flat to the flat
when putter clash chumins
but the person must knaa his place
like mother knaas in the face her younguns

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 09:08 AM

Maul li joy of 7 things

The maul li the first which is good joy,
the l thing which it will suck in her breast bone joy of the thing,
in order for her ownsome Jesus to see was.
In her breast bone, the good man it will suck to respect
and also the leh Ulchi of your son who is happy
and the new star one ghost and all eternity
and the O father does not know.

The l thing which will make the dark person in the current of the times
the maul li the seeond joy which is, in order good season joy of 2,
in order for her ownsome Jesus to see was.

The maul li it was and 3rd joy, the joy and her ownsome Jesus of 3
will make the fact that it will see in order to see together with the thing were in the blind.

The maul li after being, good joy, joy of 5,
in order to see her ownsome Jesus as the lion with the fact that it raises in life together was.

At Christ suffering width the thing the maul li after being, good joy, joy of 6,
in order for her ownsome Jesus to see was.

Wearing the crown of heaven the maul li after being,
good joy, joy of 7, in order for her ownsome Jesus to see was.

The maul li after being, the joy which is good,
writing in Hwang gold pen joy of 10,
in order for her ownsome Jesus to see was.
In Hwang gold pen, in order it writes the good man
and also the leh Ulchi of your son who is happy
and the new star one ghost and all eternity
and the O father does not know.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 08:43 AM

Wild mountain muskdeer vanilla (Jimmy McPeake)

1. oh, when summer approaches,
and the tree sweetly sweetly blossoms,
and the wild mountain muskdeer vanilla
grows in the madrona which blossoms is nearby the plant.

Chorus: You will go, lassie, will go?
And we all will pull the wild mountain muskdeer vanilla
to possess together in the madrona which will blossom are nearby the plant,
you will go to lassie, will go?

2. I will build my love pavilion
to be clear by yon and the crystal eruptive fountain,
regarding this and I will pile
the mountain all flowers.

3. if my real love, she cannot have me,
I definitely discovered
pulls the wild mountain muskdeer vanilla to possess in addition
in the madrona which blossoms is nearby the plant.

4. oh, when summer approaches
and the tree sweetly sweetly to blossom
and the wild mountain muskdeer vanilla
to grow in the madrona which blossoms is nearby the plant.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 08:49 AM

KILDARE CURRAGH

1. it passed oh the winter
and the summer come
the final bird to sing in the tree
and their heart is happy,
but the ore is extremely sad
because my real love is very far sings in a chorus from me:

And will be straight I to repair to Kildare Curragh will be it discovers tidings dearly in there my will I.

2. oh rose in briar
and floats therefore high
brings joyfully and the bee
and their heart blesses for the cloud
which linnet but the ore is unable to know the rest
because my real love is very far from me.

Chorus.

3. possessed your love Aye
and is unable it to cancel
I pity pain you to endure
for the experience tells me you
the heart is does not have with its woe
by the filling at the point of death the canned food treatment woe.

Chorus.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 07:02 AM

SOUND OUT THE DISH.

From France we receive the fine liquor, from Jamaica come to rum.
The oranges and the Portuguese lemons come.
But the English beer and the strong apple juice are the order of England.
Bring it the chisel bag; I will sound out the dish.

Choir:

I will sound out the dish; I will sound out the dish.
It brings the chisel bag; I will sound out the dish.

My father settles it in the depths of the sea.
No stone for its head, but no material He.
There is a clear well from crystal in the proximity of England rolls.
It brings the chisel bag, I the dish will sound out.

Choir:

I will sound out the dish; I will sound out the dish.
It brings the chisel bag; I will sound out the dish.

My wife disturbs it me, while I expand since my comfort.
It makes, while it likes, and it as it please.
my wife says that she is the devil, it is also black like the coal.
It brings the chisel bag; I will sound out the dish.

Choir:

I will sound out the dish; I will sound out the dish.
It brings the chisel bag; I will sound out the dish.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 07:56 AM

All Matters Bright And Happy

All matters bright and happy,
All biology great and small,
All matters unwise and are wonderful,
Your excellency God has been them completely.

Opens each 1. flow'r,
Sings each small bird,
He has only made the color which they shines,
He has made their small wing.

The shining sky
Purple faces mountain,
River movement,
Sunset and morning.

The cold wind in the winter,
The pleasant summer sun,
The mature fruit in the garden,
He has been them, each.

He gives our eye which
We perhaps tells to look at them,
With the lip how great is the God versatile god,
Causes all matters to be good.

===========================================

To Dawn And Be Beautiful

To dawn and be beautiful,
The God all thing all things to be wise did
And the company, all creature week them all it made.

Ten the angle
The angle which the flow'r and song
It does in small quantity the dickeybird,
He the color which puts out their light,
That the alula them whom it made made.

Sky with the high piece light me
The n mountain which color it will lead frequently
And the river which runs in side,
One it will drive and morning.

Inside winter Ig the fruit,
He their each one made in the chilly wind,
Yoo divination sign one summer sun
And inside the regular staff.

In order to see them he
And us gives our eye,
To the mouth alcoholic beverage
And the God who is omnipotent ten
Makes the company grudge all thing which it talks well as peels.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 09:49 AM

Twenty luminous Pentecostals

me was thumbin my manner after of Baton-Rouge,
Standin on the side of the road,
like a car drawn a voice and of on cried to the bottom outside
„which we take you, where you would like to go. "

I jumped towards the interior, but with my surprise,
you were luminous like toes of a man of arm.
It was a firm situation, when the complete meeting
said that the devil in my clothing was.      

Twenty Pentacostals luminous in Pontiac,
brothers and sisters shoutin in the back,
older in the front one, choral society in the trunk,
twenty luminous Pentacostals in Pontiac.   

The conference that the morning on Adam and Vora
bend was and the manners of the terrible queue,
each one was clappin, when Prediger showed on me,
my body started to agitate.

I threw far from my shirt and my shoes and my socks,
my Jeans and my BVDs.
All we were in Nude, shoutin „halleloo! "
And to sing „affected of Sombody I has. "

We made adjust the control speed of voyage to cinquantes and from five,
when Smokey on our end received,
drew to him to the top of maintenance, its eyes largely,
and the siren collected above too jammern.

Us sums flee the road in direction with the tree of the life,
to Lord that the future looked at stripped,
us hung above and gebetet, each one became stored,
'a cause all could us to it other plays to turn.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 09:13 AM

Me and you and a dog destined for the bottom.

Words and music by Kent Lavoie (a.k.a. "Lobo"), 1971.

I remember to date.
The luminous red clay of Georgia.
How it stuck to the tires after the rain of summer.
Will actuate makes that the old ' car disappear.
The spirit of a woman indicated to me that it is thus.
Ah! How I wish we were back on the road still.

Me and you and a dog called bottom.
Displacement ' and life ' in addition to ground.
Me and you and a dog called bottom.
How I liked to be free equip.

I can still remember.
Cornfields of the street Paul.
And the morning ' we obtained the caught flight ' of an old hen.
Old man MacDonald, it did the work to us.
But then it paid us what it was worth the sorrow.
Another attack of gas and the back on the road still.

Me and you and a dog called bottom.
Displacement ' and life ' in addition to ground.
Me and you and a dog called with bottom.
How I liked to be free equip.

Well, I will never forget this day.
We circulated in the majestic car in large L.A.
The lights of the city put arrangement-towards bottom in my brain.
Although it is only one month or thus.
This old ' car is a desinsectisation ' of us to go.
You obtained to leave.
Still return on the road.

Me and you and a dog called bottom.
Displacement ' and life ' in addition to ground.
Me and you and a dog called bottom.
How I liked to be free equip.

Me and you and a dog called bottom.
Displacement ' and life ' in addition to ground.
Me and you and a dog called with bottom.
How I liked to be free equip.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 09:41 AM

Brings American each barrel. [Keith damages the cab.]


We do not want to drink our ale from the brooch.
Because has in the too little material.
Four and one half is each measure is full.
Too small is our sup; Is not enough is we completely.

So brings our barrel, with establishes its right.
Brings our barrel for to last beside the night.
Brings our barrel, regardless of is high.
We will drink its young fellow, we will drink it to be dry.

Bad small firkins, nine gallons grand total.
Although the ale, it is good, the size too is small.
For is the drinking young fellow, looks like you and like I.
That firkin keg rapid will run dryly.

And works as I critically ill and in me on just before the end.
By nearby mine bed leave happy full hogshead.
And if gets down under me must go when I die.
Then I and Old Nick, we can drink it to be dry.

So rolls outside yours puncheon and brings our butt.
Has the measure in front of us invests.
And through yours cup circle and the good ale, it will flow.
And we will be satisfy for a hour or so.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 11:22 AM

The wild rabbit or sports man who is innocent awakens. Per family policeman.

The Sportsmen morning is clear and it awakens.
The skylark all song is doing inside air.
The Sportsmen morning is clear and it awakens.
The skylark all song is doing inside air.
With your sweetness which it talks it tracks to the fortune lover toward the multi outside go.
With your sweetness which it talks it tracks to the fortune lover toward the multi outside go.
Your saddle it prepares your end, with do.

In order hazard to search the far our wild rabbit the will will cover.
We searched in the grove total circumference the tree.
End me the trail, the game which is discovered.
We searched in the grove total circumference the tree.
End me the trail, the game which is discovered.
That time u-up she leads, the brake where she flies she bounces.
That time u-up she leads, the brake where she flies she bounces.
Follow the music alarm and ten:00 bedspreads, follow.
Follow, listen to and follow,, the wild rabbit song which is innocent do.

The hunter him joyful sound is the non-n.
Calculation ho, or lower part general boy.
He hunter him joyful sound is the non-n.
Calculation ho, or lower part general boy.
To the valley, she crawls from the tree to peel and as see.
To the valley, she crawls from the tree to peel and as see.
Follow the music alarm and ten:00 bedspreads, follow.
Follow, listen to and follow,, the wild rabbit song which is innocent do.

Always the virtue distance where she hazard will break a suction the green turf.
Hunter he dies is the n which will cry at the hazard outside.
Always the virtue distance where she hazard will break a suction the green turf.
Hunter he dies is the n which will cry at the hazard outside.
Relope and seclusion wild rabbit of Relope.
Relope and seclusion wild rabbit of Relope.
Follow the music alarm and ten:00 bedspreads, follow.
Follow, listen to and follow,, the wild rabbit song which is innocent do.

The wild rabbit us it was noble and the map which runs it did.
The s only step rts, it is successful to each one.
The wild rabbit us it was noble and the map which runs it did.
The s only step rts, it is successful to each one.
That same tracking she did us, 4 hours or compared to the map.
That same tracking she did us, 4 hours or compared to the map.
Us fear pulse week and the wine which are to drink without.
We will drink a success in the wild rabbit which will be innocent.

Subject: Fun With Mangled Lyrics - Best mangled lines
From: Genie
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 11:58 PM

I'm thinking we need a new -- much shorter -- thread just for the best "mangled LINES" or titles we get from these cyber-translators!

Here are a couple of my faves from the "Me and You And A Dog Called Bottom" 'translation'. The title line itself and:

" ... Another attack of gas and the back on the road still."

LOL

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 08:24 PM

Glory sleep one.

Singing together:

One, one, glory sleep one.
It to serve the inside the comfort insect wax speaks the talk of it oneself.
The few people will become tender and it likes.
The what kind of kind of the eye cabbage khol.
But flexible I boiled the both wind herbs.
And company one plate of taters.
And region hemp cloth khan lump.
And it is good it is a green onion of day, thus.

It went out and when the youth connecting, my father talked.
The summer is come and it will make the hay is hour.
It carries by the carriage where the hay falls now and it spreads out the failure.
It is good it was a green onion of day and thus it drank a gaffer health inside to respect.

Singing together:

One, one, glory sleep one.
It to serve the inside the comfort insect wax speaks the talk of it oneself.
The few people will become tender and it likes.
The what kind of kind of the eye cabbage khol.
But flexible I boiled the both wind herbs.
And company one plate of taters.
And region hemp cloth khan lump.
And it is good it is a green onion of day, thus. U

The sliced raw fish, now inside our immediacies will maintain our Mp.
From that place we will be wrong now we hope the fact that it puts now.
He to sit and Jim Ash will not sleep.
When it does not fail but assuredly to them, all my, poll will be.
It is good it was a green onion of day and thus lower part of price it maintained to respect.

Singing together:

One, one, glory sleep one.
It to serve the inside the comfort insect wax speaks the talk of it oneself.
The few people will become tender and it likes.
The what kind of kind of the eye cabbage khol.
But flexible I boiled the both wind herbs.
And company one plate of taters.
And region hemp cloth khan lump.
And it is good it is a green onion of day, thus.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 04:24 AM

Sergeant Pepper remote heart club belt. Strikes Les.

We are Sergeant Pepper remote heart club belt.
We hoped you enjoy the demonstration.
Sergeant Pepper remote heart clubs the belt.
We are sorry but the time to go very much.
Sergeant Pepper lonely.
Sergeant Pepper lonely.
Sergeant Pepper lonely.
Sergeant Pepper lonely.
Sergeant Pepper remote heart club belt.
We meet want to thank you once more.
Sergeant Pepper only has the remote heart clubs the belt.
It obtains extremely nearby the terminal.
Sergeant Pepper lonely.
Sergeant Pepper lonely.
Sergeant Pepper remote heart club belt.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 10:29 AM

Amarillo. Tony Christie.

Sand la la lala lalala.
Sand la la lala lalala.
Sand la la lala lalala.

Same day daybreak.
In a Texas Sunday morning.
How I is there for a long time.
With waits for I there Marie.
Each remote city.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

There I hang my hat.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Is not the same half elephant quite and my baby's place.

This is the path leads to Amarillo?
Each night of I hug my pillow.
Has a dream Amarillo.
And waits for my sweet Marie.
Demonstrated my path leads to Amarillo.
I weep likely the willow.
Sob in Amarillo.
And waits for my sweet Marie.

Sand la la lala lalala.
Sand la la lala lalala.
Sand la la lala lalala.
And waits for my Marie.

Has the church bell to sound.
Listens to it to sing the joyful song.
And approaches for sweet Maria looks at her the person.
Justly outside highway, some open plain.
And its preserve I pass the wind and the rain.

This is the path leads to Amarillo?
Each night of I hug my pillow.
Has a dream Amarillo.
And waits for my sweet Marie.
Demonstrated my path leads to Amarillo.
I weep likely the willow.
Sob in Amarillo.
And waits for my sweet Marie.

Sand la la lala lalala.
Sand la la lala lalala.
Sand la la lala lalala.
And waits for my sweet Marie.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 10:59 AM

Only the rain. The James reel happens.

Yesterday mornin' them who are legitimate will carry.
And they went and the extensive egg made.
The Susan will close and in you, the n plan.
Which them will make it hammer down.
Me this morning it walked at the outside and it wrote this song.
In order to send it I will only think to who.

Singing together.

It went out only and seeing the rain me it saw.
It will go out and the I, which it thinks the day when it is beautiful it sees.
Will not end assuredly, theyn the place.
Me it went out and it will can discover the friend it saw the hour when it is lonely.
It will go out but and and it will meet again and.
And theyn the place thing me it thought always.

In me which it spreads out not seeing Jesus in lower part?
It spreads out and to go out the l thing which will make the unit Dob it has.
The only different straight road it will carry and the fact that it sees it got.
My body pain and my hour are rightly nearly.
And me to it what kind of will make different method l.

Which Singing together.

It went out only and seeing the rain me it saw.
It will go out and the I, which it thinks the day when it is beautiful it sees.
Will not end assuredly, theyn the place.
Me it went out and it will can discover the friend it saw the hour when it is lonely.
It will go out but and and it will meet again and.
And theyn the place thing me it thought always.

Was and the walkin' at easy hour my mind, me the rear went round with the sun.
Chilly wind blow it your head.
When it is a pebble l thing in circumference and there is Iss to peel.
It talks the thing and in order unyielding spirit well.
There is an hour of hour to the transformation line.
In ground inside forming a cabinet sweet dream and aircraft.

Singing together.

It went out only and seeing the rain me it saw.
It will go out and the I, which it thinks the day when it is beautiful it sees.
Will not end assuredly, theyn the place.
Me it went out and it will can discover the friend it saw the hour when it is lonely.
It will go out but and and it will meet again and.
And theyn the place thing me it thought always.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 11:27 AM

U vice- green onion Rang. Adjacent waters boy.

It goes out and it falls being U department me it wishes to the ocean and.
The ground, which it constructs quite in over there and is the memory which it writes from it.
In abandonment and love with my sweetness it threw from the fortune net.
In me love sense direction lower part on up, and star sky.
Inside my eight in my head and inside you in light.

Hoo, hoo, ooh, hoo and hoo.
Of Ooh.

It goes out and being a braking possibility in the rushing heat generation train me it wishes.
At once, inside the rain the cannon it broke together in the heartland.
Ignition of medium and coal of slipper.
In the night when soul it is sufficient in side, the city which it shines the sample.
Inside my eight in my head and inside you in light.

Hoo, hoo, ooh, hoo and hoo.
Of Ooh.

Compared to above me it will carry and the kacikoiss is the non l thing from tie.
And this chain the whole is to become more distant finally in my surroundings.
And April writing at the day when it will be precise me to have the thee inside my eight and go. Me in that train, that U department will connect will burn.
Inside my eight in my head and inside you in light.

Hoo, hoo, ooh, hoo and hoo.
Of Ooh

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Anne Lister
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 06:09 PM

OK, I surrender ... after crying with laughter over some of your results I had to try with my own song, "Icarus".   And here are just two of the results - of just the first verse ...

As for me it was possible how to do that never it reaches to the sun I everything was not doubtful, making a certain wing which you find that was the method of speaking, you did not think, but whether you did not think under any condition, when saying that you thought of that you said to me in the sky and reach, was, that so walking would like to throw favorite me high.

or, to put it another way ...

The sun which it spreads out by you it will arrive theyn the place thing, there was a possibility of being over and it went out and it was doubtful all and and you will find out and it thought assuredly to peel, theyn it will build the place some wing theyn it talks the place thing it will be a method and to when me which it spreads out but sky by you thought the fact that it talks will arrive theyn you talk the place thing, me assuredly like this it walks flying the height which is tenderhearted it will carry and it did not want.

Why do I find myself thinking of politicians under heavy interview fire? ...Oh, and for those of you who like to know, this was simply into Japanese and out again, and into Korean and out again.

Anne

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 03:55 AM

In April 1 morning 'Twas
------------------------

Me the dickeybird song listened to the fact
That it will do and wess ten stock price
It peels with sweetness
And in order for the dickeybird they song
As love is and it puts out poem song,
Because loving it being an idle fancy
The sun happened only in April 1 morning
And 'Twas because of convenience the Twas,
Mme it listened to in April 1 morning.

The youth hazard them this them hazard truth grudge,
Is new and in order to find out the girl who is pretty
What kind of be the frame li to be rare be
It gives proof the thing an emergency week and
And under sufficiency of the youth who the thing
The ranging where their heart always,
Them is hunting the fact that it is changing
It does and not be incorrect and being Ji Anh all deceives and.

And it will go out and assuredly it will do to sleep with
But and it will not do it will go out
And comfort it will lock theyn the place my breast
Almost after heart of my oneself again it was
And and it went out and and inside maintaining
But heart of my oneself it was and and and Ohio and Ohio,
B it deflected from again assuredly until now it forever and.

All you it is long, it sends a long time
Why it spreads out inside the youth and courtship?
The youth and Hus it is thick all you it is long,
It sends a long time why it spreads out inside?
I hazard the fact that it gets married,;
Me the tar it does far and rather it does to sleep,
To be like that inside having become the youth and Hus
Whom it spreads out all you it is long,
It does not send a long time.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 04:07 AM

LADY GAY

It gave lady and lady-homosexual,
To who children, whom it had three,
It, it did not send away the Nordcountree
To learn around it grammaree

You became gone however one very short time,
Hardly three weeks and one day,
When death, came cruel death, along hasting
And away stole those babies.

"There is a king in the sky," it cried
"A king of the third degree
Sends back, sends back my three small sides,
This night sends it back to me."

It formed a bed in the highest area,
On it set it a white sheet and surplus
The top side a golden spreading
That they could sleep much better.

"You eliminate it, eliminate them," cried the older,
"Eliminate it, eliminate it," cried he,
"For, what this broad common world is it began
To become, there sin first."

It stopped a table of the linen fine,
To it, which set it for bread
And, "come eat wine, comes beverage of my."

"we do not wish no her bread, nut/mother,
Wish we your wine,
Because stand more yonder our rescuer red game,
To him, which we must compensate."

"Green grass is over our heads, nut/mother,
Is cold loam over our feet,
And each tear, which you bury for us,
It makes our coil sheet wet."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 08:55 AM

The green hill quite there is to over there
-------------------------------------------

In order all to store us in the place it dies,
Love the city wall which drives a nail in the stock price cross
Which it does without the green hill quite to over there,
It is.

We will not know Anh are not,
We width U Oh! him grudge will talk pain,;
It will hang him from that place but and us who undergo
We believe that it is a hazard.

By the blood where we him are valuable finally
In the heaven which is stored for,
Joh Ass XXXX it will make in us to respect
And that we were forgived, he died and that he died.

It paid the price of sin and
And it was not good, enough;
He the door of grade heaven were ten l possibilities with the lock,
Us they did to come in.

To Ohio, it was valuable, it was valuable and he loved to be,
We will be wrong and must love too much,;
And the reputation in order description below,
Tries his day inside the blood which him revives.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 09:06 AM

Man green onion Rang who is in agony
------------------------------------

Singing together:

Is in agony in order song song
It has the man who is in agony and it goes,
Is in agony in order song song
Is in agony and the man who it has it goes,,
Me it is in agony now,
But me, not to be in agony for a long time.

It goes out and when in my,
Foot happening in the handcuffs to the groove piece,,
Me it goes in order self it puts,,
Me it goes in order self it puts to the groove piece,.

In surroundings of my leg connection
Of 29 things of the chains,
In surroundings of my leg,
And the connection of 29 things of the chains
Is home key of my name in each connection.

My fine what my fine what me
In the judge who asks,
In the judge who asks,
"In Rog height mountain range line 21 years."

It was dumbfounded,
16th it arrived for a long time,
It was dumbfounded,
16th it arrived for a long time,
Girl I love is by that train.

And when in you where the what kind
Of thing composes a song it asks,
Ask in you where the what kind
Of thing composes a song,
B and go out and it the fact that to him all day long song talk.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 06:32 AM

Mc high mountain FUSILIERS. DominickBehan.

Lower part Mc of the canyon the broad way where the high mountain man comes.
In their shovel which it throws after them.
Them drank their submarine, it was an inside the bar.
Or raise inside the spike, which means you will discover them.
We sweated and the blood lower part of the mud we washed.
Pulse attention chew thus and it is a green onion, thud.
But now we are back again.
In McAlpinesFusiliers.

Me it peeled in black people Finn and the skin. In island of grain in method lower part.
The I dog learned a rule into end face Toole.
When you hazard stop the rain, the money.
Hazard the high mountain it wears the Mc and Hum when it fills well too is.
In small quantity in your shoulder cut and in him which searches when it fumigates and sorrow. In McAlpinesFusiliers.

I bear O'Shea think that day.
When the lion where he will be wrong seeing the face talked end, it fell with the concrete stairs. It floated well attempt what it shouts?
"Me the labourer it is a confutation which him which" is brief, 1 thing is severe.
That arrived to my ear.
When the feeling thing is rough, it spreads out and it does roughly and.
Mc in high mountain Fusiliers.

Picked and to me it hit nearly and it requested and and when until, me it worked.
In rush elegant words, body core and Poland.
The s hut compared to in r Ping comfort.
it does not move it does not to be inside the hydroelectricity dam.
Or in the Thames lower part, me it grafted eagerly inside the hole and in me it got the card.
And in that piece of B many chief fist ear.
When you are proud your life, by Christ, it does not combine to dry.
Mc in high mountain Fusiliers.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 09:36 AM

No, John,


No valid maid going for a walk ' into her garden.
But its name, it is which 4 I do not know.
I will go to care it for my pleasure.
It will answer "affirmative answers or ' in no way '?

CHORUS:

Oh, Mr., no oh, no john.
Still its answer to me it was no.

Sudaryna, in your side will be beauty.
On your breast, there the flowers grow.
In your bedroom, there will be the pleasure.
4 I will not look around it, yes or not?

CHORUS:

My husband will be Spanish captain.
Posh l to the sea month ago.
First of all it kissed me, after this it to the left 4.
Propose price 4 not to always answer no.

CHORUS:

Sudaryna, 4 connects your garter.
Connect it exactly above your elbow?
If my hand, it slip is a little high.
You would think they amiss me?

CHORUS:

Sudaryna and I, we slept together.
They had a nap to the cranes not to crow.
"Open your handles, my very by road jewel.
Open your handles and prevent me to go!"

CHORUS:

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 03:30 AM

King Arthur has ruled the land,
Then he is and a correct good ruler is he,
He was three sons which he had yore
And he has kicked them outside the gate
Because they could not sing
Because they could not sing,
Bbecause they could not sing
Three sons which he had yore
And he to kick them outside the gate
Because they could not sing

He are Mill, then he was
He is weaver's second, he was
And he is a young tailor boy three (similarly)

Mill he has stolen the corn
With his extra wide wool fabric under his arm,
Then he has been the weaver
Which he steals the yarn, he has been
And 1. him steals the corduroy to maintain other fellow's warm

Tailor Mill he to submerge in his dam, there he is
The weaver he hangs with his yarn, he was
But the devil ran away and the young tailor boy
And the extra wide wool fabric under his arm

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 04:16 AM

The PIBROCH (Mrs. NormanMacLeodsr) the sound is born
----------------------------------------------------

Cyon From the O'Groats in the island of the Skye
The noisy high pibroch the sound is born!
Their slogans it shouts all whole group
With rise tae will kick and li follow and make!

(Singing together)
The Thatighinfodham and the fodham,
It will happen, it will kick
And li the fodham which it follows (3X)!

And by dark lake Shiel by the small devotion evil unit
In order to be the taen king it will kick their unit
And in order to fight li hazard it is haughty
And the wi ' heart and the hand the fact that it swears!

The Frae each hill and each canyon seizes
Quick gatherin' their dirks and again
"Eternity" it shouts "It is a man who is loyal,!"
The king it will kick, li hazard!

Listen to in field of dark Culloden's blood clotting!
Them shout "the Claymore! Claymore! "
Them them it is brave to be the possibility of doing little more
And it fights? Them will kick and the king li hazard they die,!

Like that certificate which becomes desert again
Each highland canyon and will be lonely and khey lun
The o'er it will kick and li hazard fights and it means
We will see the fact that it is a man who dies compared to above!

With white cu inside the highland canyon
Which it hides in the future blood right quickly we shout
The flower our case Tae rises will listen to
From the again deep place,! And it will kick, li hazard battle!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 04:22 AM

1.
Lets us pause and counts the tear in the life pleasure,
When our sup sorrowfully by is completely poor;
Will have forever paces back and forth in ours ear song;
Oh the rough period comes not to have again.

Chorus:
Tis song, weary, the rough period,
Rough period sighing, comes other many days
You not to pace back and forth again nearby mine cabin door;
Oh the rough period comes not to have again.

2.
When we seek laugh heartily and are joyful with beautiful
And the music light, has the weak form to faint in the gate;
Although their sound is silent, they entreat the look thought
The Oh rough period comes not to have again.

3.
Has toils her life pale sagging unmarried,
By a better day is the o'er worn-out heart:
Although her sound can be merry, ' tis sighing all days,
The Oh rough period comes not to have again.

4.
Tis flutters stretches across the chaotic wave sighing,
Tis hears in shore Tis the dirge
Confidence to wail neighbor the lowly grave
Oh rough period comes not to have again.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 06:41 AM

Shoes and clothing are all awaiting you
shrink blood red roses and fall.
The Flamin''exhibition wind currents round Cape Horn,
you go down blood red roses and fall.

Shaw :
Oh, you colors pink and flower bouquets,
retreating O blood red roses and fall.

Your old mother said to me,
and dearest son of the homeland, are from the sea.

During a tour at the helm of the century
must go 'round Cape Horn in Frost and Snow.

You have already become you, and you go oh
Sea prosecute these whales during Frost and snow.

During a tour at the helm of the century you have to go now,
so when they come, Halevich.

This ceased, but you can go,
if I ceased much on the head and place the statue.

Only one attraction that we are not working
for boys was kicked on the way.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 07:26 AM

King Karaktakos

You ladies of the Harem King Karaktakos
Mere passage.
Oh, the ladies of the Harem King Karaktakos
Mere passage.

Oh, to their noses and faces of the ladies of the Harem King Karaktakos
Mere passage.
Oh, to their noses and faces of the ladies of the Harem King Karaktakos
Mere passage.

Oh boy, powder their noses on the faces of the ladies of the Harem King Karaktakos
Mere passage.
Oh boy, powder their noses on the faces of the ladies of the Harem King Karaktakos
Mere passage.

Oh, magic, a witch needles to Alaimad jeans boys from the powder their noses on the faces of the ladies of the Harem King Karaktakos
Mere passage.
Oh, magic, a witch needles to Alaimad jeans boys from the powder their noses on the faces of the ladies of the Harem King Karaktakos
Mere passage.

If you want to see the magic witch who put Alaimad stitches in jeans and boys in powder their noses on the faces of the ladies of the Harem King Karaktakos
You can not!
It has just issued.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 08:38 AM

'Twas stranglehold on New Year's Eve,when the shadows of the night fell on the ground,
Truckload of volunteers approached a border town,
Some men from Dublin, Cork and Vermanag Tironi,
But the leader of the boys Shaun and South Limerick Gariooin.

And moved into a side street to the door,
Ahtf risk ridicule and fulfilled, which lies in the fate of a store
They were fighting the old Ireland, and save each,
And the head of the gang is brave South Gariooin.

But Sergeant foiled plan bold and espionage them,
Through the door of guns and each gun also Abel death for action.
When o'er terrible night two men cold
And a stone is near the border of one Gariooin.

No more we hear the cry of drama or resentment. In the Shannon tide
Is located under the sky north and daring part.
O'Hanlon went to join a gang, Plunkett, brave Pierce,
And qualitative another martyr old South Gariooin Sean Ireland.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 08:59 PM

HOSPITAL OF THE STR. JAMES.

I decreased to the hospital of Santo James.
See there for my baby.
They were lyin in a long white list.
Thus it, so cold weather, viruses honest in this way.

The will of the doctor regards.
"It has very low," said it.
Decreased/gone back, in order to see my baby.
Good God! It has lie totally there.

I decreased as an older person to barroom the Joe.
In the angle by the square.
They served the white spirits generally.
And generally there the quantity was.

In my parallel logic program it was old McKennedy Joe.
And the eyes was cross is of bloodshot.
There was return around it to the quantity.
These are the words, which he said.

Sins, late sins, segn ET it God, which sheets her go.
Where it can be.
It box never light the plentiful world respect too.
And the people of the find enen improvement which I.

The OH -, if I die, fulfilled, in order to bury to me.
In my verge of the dollar Stetson 10.
Insert the Twining dollar Gouda a piece into my falsetto of the master clock.
This small piece of the way, those, mine friends'll that I replace kopje died.

Cocker spaniele gets six, in order means box to take, to the mortal travels.
Six small girls of the Refrains, to a song to sing me.
A connection of the jazz in mine sets twining stuck tailboard.
Raise for, since they go to assistance we.

Now the end of my history.
Have another round of liquorice.
And like everyone that you must require, it says it it only.
I have blue of the hospital of Santo James

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 09:35 PM

It is successful to the farmer.

All it pleases inside sweetness.
Rob the colleague who is pleasant comes in me, or it entreats.
It is a green onion and thus at the time of low of this trillion of hazard it.
The boy tries it and us whom it makes it comes.
The dull thought the l thing where it will drive the man it will go mad.

Me the grass field is a multi spermatozoon, which is B.
Me the field, is a multi flower, which is B.
And the skylark is my morning alarmer.
The boy who is pleasant comes now, the shoes speed plough, which is here.
In farmer seller and success.

The now when there is an ability all in my table, it sits and it comes.
And me will not be listened to 1 word of complaint.
Tinker job of separation the hazard all music surpasses a description below.
For a long time and it listens to a bottle multiple the I Here me hazard wages or laughter one.

It drinks but, song there is a possibility of doing and all it is.
And it appears the man and it does not make with the total stranger to dry.
Only in me, be visible the donkey which refuses a separation.
And I to make the hay inside the manger and to respect to be wrong and treat.

It shines with inside the nation to be abundant, company free list?
Me it is not them and it envies, I it declaration.
Me the ham of hazard my oneself, my chicken and it eats the lamb.
And me it cuts the sheep of my oneself and it wears it.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 10:25 PM

With sweetness fortune THAMES flow SOFTLY.EwanMacColl.

Me in the Woolwich pier it met my girl.
On big crane clerk lower part.
And Ohio goes out and the love which hazard feels her.
It passed all gains and losses.

It had her navigation in the river and it went.
With flow sweetness fortune river, flow.
London it was my thing which gives her which it illustrates.
The fortune Thames is soft with sweetness and it flows.

It made the Thames with the crown.
With flow sweetness fortune river, flow.
It made the broach of the city.
The fortune Thames is soft with sweetness and it flows.

At London yard I led her hand.
The Blackwall in point I confronted her.
In the island of the dog her mouth in me by height so it did.
And as this Ugly of her it holds softly cheap.

The Greenwich it becomes it listened to the bell roundly.
With flow sweetness fortune river, flow.
Always me, song it was doing and.
The fortune Thames is soft with sweetness and it flows.

Lighthouse scope I from that place gave her.
With flow sweetness fortune river, flow.
Her head with hazard ribbon.
The fortune Thames is soft with sweetness and it flows.

The Putney from the bridge in 9 elms.
Us arrives the cheek as her necklace.
Which London it does her is beautiful.
Puts the leg which it is strengthening in the cheek.

As her this it is a dance again in once Wapping height sue does.
With flow sweetness fortune river, flow.
That from that place stopped after and.
The fortune Thames is soft with sweetness and it flows.

Her ham phu it gave the palace which it shakes off to twist.
With flow sweetness fortune river, flow.
Her wrist hazard eight cc with.
The fortune Thames is soft with sweetness and it flows.

Sulphur The multi assistant changed but now.
My love she went from me.
And the winter frost gives my impression.
And as blight in me it lets.

The long fog is to a river.
With flow sweetness fortune river, flow.
With her thin Sunday and month and star.
The fortune Thames is soft with sweetness.

And the Thames which quick it flows is runs in the ocean.
With flow sweetness fortune river, flow.
My boat and portion width sound.
The fortune Thames is soft with sweetness and it flows.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 29 Jun 06 - 03:18 AM

Another round of liquorice indeed! Make mine a pint.

The beautiful Joan
------------------

Is a fine young man indeed,
To be held in Gawad white milk;
Rod and Rod himself alone,
To the beautiful Joan.

"Good Morning sweet ongoing"
And "twice Good Morning Sir," she said.
Algamzah provided, and left eyes and says to himself :
"I am the best that there is,".

Ah Do not you think that eventually,
A sort of straw place toys?
So come with me as sweet,
And I like you, my dear Golden Ring.

"Then secured him a gold"
Does not miss the beautiful, See.
I'd like you freely and film virginity
Is Khadod and red shirts as red roses.

I have indicated that the workshop will not keep
and do not stand up for this I appreciate
the good Tonti Maidenhides " she said.

What is made of straw and eventually
Jumped from the horse and ripped away
And called and called, but all that is wasted
Youth Juan looks ever again.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 29 Jun 06 - 03:27 AM

Slander Joan
------------

Good morning, slander Joan,
And in place awandering hast thee?
To be like this early,
To be like this it is like this morning
Morning early morning early,
Slander Joan.   

In the copse the for our dog,
And I to be wrong in him which it talks
And in order to neglect to be wrong
And it is from where at once at the house
In order seeking bet to come it slants and it means that all,
He will come at once at the house, he comes at once at the house,
On rear of his slander Joan he brings his tail.   

Me is the girl who is idle, her the cradle
B going out ability which hits will ot rock
Her it fears because is not,
it fears, it fears,
Slander Joan.   

Our pig he is not good. But is not one is
'Twas before one before one,
Before one become that tree and the dinner plate,
It ate a slander Joan
Intend in me who talk the thing.   

Our duck her in compliance with zooks it swallows the snail!
Where As her tail and the slander Joan
The mountain mountain divided her buttocks,
The thing her tail where the wonderment for the alarm grew
At the outside her tail intelligence is not.   

Our cow her "halloa of bulls hazard!" Intelligence there is a calf
In case it is not in the passenger compartment window
Lower part, Halloa! Halloa!
She will not be her work and slander Joan.   

In the beer hall my trouble of my trouble,
My trouble tomorrow* for us,
The map which will not meet a slander Joan
Do not know and to go out in order to wash our trouble
Which will talk you in total lower part go.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 29 Jun 06 - 04:16 AM

Rinardin (doesn't he play for Portugal?)
--------

One evening, and I - at-Large two miles below,
Jess Anna spying idea exhibition virgin every high mountain.
He said : "The exhibition is beautiful pristine beauty, oh shines,
And clearly on this mountain. Wahid I am delighted here.

"She said," The young civilian. He said that the company
Leave to the opinion, I am afraid you peep.
If parents come to know and destroy my life,
Keeping on each company in the high mountains.

"No, you, my friend, I do not peep
Who had grown up in Venus' train,
But the search for hidden, and the judge men.
The beauty has been implicated, I can not make you.
With the gun and you, guards at every high mountain.

Khadod cherries, and flanges.
Keane lost the first pigment
Is divided into his arms
And then on every high mountain
No future more than once
Or even

Toeko came again and are modest
And asked him "Sir, Do you have any name? "
If you look at me the opportunity to opportunity,
Not to me you'll research indicators
Transport document in the history
Of the old names Rinardin.

"The sun dark, followed by dentists,
This has not led bright color
Is over the mountains.
Marker bold Rinardin

All come You Spinsters
This beautiful exhibition of the warning contained.
Do not make wandering, and avoid bad company if you do.
You, certainly Harmel even today you die.
We must beware Rinardin meet every high mountain.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 29 Jun 06 - 11:31 AM

We have seen the image (of b Lennon Macartney)
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We have seen the image of f
Can not forget time or venue
That we only'd like in the face
of such policies are merely girl me
And I want that the whole world see that we've met
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Had another day
And had looked the other
But I did not knows
As I dream of night
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voices :
Yes, I am falling,
Falling kept calling me again

And did not know his times,
Has been only and has been missed things
To keep them away from sight
However, the girls had not been exactly as this
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Gratitude We have seen the image of t
I can be forgotten a date or place,
And might'd like only namely that meets mere girl
Me and I want that the whole world see that we've met
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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 06:14 AM

A young widow active
--------------------

Chester in the city and lived an active young widow.
Beauty and improve garment can excel is the floor,
The tell beer College, the fingers long and small
and Ms. Sim said in Ithal, and are active in the young widow.

Habib soon, The young farmer active
With Little turning round gains are thinking
"Oh, you love this world wide, When passing but if you prefer,
You correctly Wednesday that the farm ", he says.

"I am not you, and there was no such person is,
I am alive for some coins with wealth,
Not you and pigs Iovs preserves Forbilovs,
Silk, silk clothing and tells me all the glory "

"Madam, must not be timid at all glory
For fear of another day and another story
If the world must Altjehm. Ganzah it must come down
To the city-Watt, Olze black, Then where is your glory?"

In the latter does not come this way Mskhm Kohler
With the hat to all the work of the session as soon as it gains
Since the farm vowed "widow, but I am sure intriguing,
And there is no need to start another court with the active young widow"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 06:58 AM

BEHIND the WORMS HOUSE IN DERRY. The sand of the Bobby.

In 1803, we put overseas in work to a blue.
Of the city gesuessten of the Derry.
For imperative Australia, if we have not drowned it.
And the signs of our obstacles that we have carried.

Rusted in the collars in iron that we have sighed for ours wains.
Like our good ones Mogli that we have left in the pain.
Here mainsails ours blasphemes simo unfurled that we have exchanged.
In English and thoughts of the morning.

Chorale.

Oh Oh Oh Oh was behind I I in direction of the house in the Derry, has foretold to it.
Oh Oh Oh Oh was behind I I in direction of the house in the Derry, has foretold to it.

I have verfluche to hell, our elbow has fought here dwelt.
Our ship has danced like acarides firelights.
The horses white men have rectified the height, since the devil is past.
Taking the hearts to of the Hades twilight.


We were five weeks of lead sea of that they maintain top forty.
Our comrades have buried them every morning.
We were lost in ours mucosités in a time.
The infinite night without the instruction.

Chorale.

Of this ' s country is a hell for a man.'
For abzureagieren the life in the Knechtschaft to be.
If the climate is hard and the made gun the law.
Neither the wind neither the rain for the courage to give.

Twenty years are pass to you, and I have finished the relation.
Comrades continue and are behind I.
Rebel I and same matrix I ' has come II.'
On the crane cold of a night, I will find the chorale to them.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 07:25 AM

Folk song of saint ANNE'S promotion of virtue. Place bead tree every.

The Edward Isle he inside the small city to Hwang Tae.
Person who is fair doubling stranded.
Will be wrong and in order to discover it waited five atlas boats.
1 end place, the face which is kind, the some coffee and small trace.
In after that the fiddlin ' far inside distance.

Ten it counts in that piece of counter that time.
And thou, is shy and Hello, the friend who is new quite.
Winter inside weather consequently in distance walking.
It is yellow and non, it is opened and it bites.
And "illusion the friend whom it receives from that place.
Compared to is the hazard room.
And that time them from that place are standing together in internal.

He talked, U tin went out but and it will think before "I.
Music listened to the thing.
What kind of in the coast where it is different kind it was.
It in the wind which listens to.
It went out and from who it it writes.
The fact that I love it listens to it on up in sky or thinks.
But I, was ten that time since then did not listen to a sound.
Assuredly like this with sweetness.


And his foot talks the boy now and the fact that it knocks it is started.
"I to have your hat and go.
He grabs inside magic of her smile.
The jump sends and him to the internal in that piece.
Which falls and, heart, it falls it goes.
Him which is graceful with the child the clumsy body.

He talks, "he raises at all and there is a magic inside person eight which lights.
There is a magic inside this city.
There is a magic to dancer initiating an idea.
And method them drop them and they put.
B, starting and the ribbon to smile to where, the lock of the human head.
Laugh, long suite and Easter Day.
When it is a green onion which becomes "put on the gown.


The thin crew takes off, room punishment well!
Long it is from piano regulation that place it becomes.
In who shelf it will hang on hat left.
The ground which becomes the tree which compared to above.
Feels the contact of the Bin chair and the low shoes.
The dancer will return hazard Awaitin'.

And it raised at all in the cloth capital city of the what kind of daughter of the city.
The string cuts off.
And, the tube bow descends and the handguard inserts the button.
But from time to time in December night.
Air at the time of car wind the right side and.
The city leads and there is a melody which it passes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 08:32 AM

At the bank of pink colour.

The bank of pink colour and or with oneself, sat with my love.
And glow it respected a melody in surroundings of my love and me.
Me only it raised at all and to have it went.
Inside the melody O she talks he sighs inside medium.
The Ocean I, excitation cyan I it will be extensive.
And it will leave, theyn the place.

With me the O, the youth, age to listen to, was my father will talk.
It does to bury inside region ground Hwang phys eye.
Rather it will carry and it tries, theyn the place.
Rather, with the fact that it is possible hazard.
It spreads out each junction together and it depends.
By the bank which is soft pink colour is exciting.

The O me that time intersecting this highland.
Any B widely known it is not to inform it quickly.
I have a good separation and Republic of Ghana.
I leave two possibilities only and there are.
And it will carry and the man whom it does not want.
It the head his daughter the khaki s.s. is a possibility?
And cyma in the young folk goes different the person and orzo spanner.

When truly and the Marie.
The royal tomb textile goods connects inside May.
When the market connects green it.
And the grass it is very close.
They are eastern characteristic homosexual child them.
And the I and my love right side empty tin-can respected.
And sports and glow they sat.
At the bank which is soft pink colour is exciting.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 08:59 AM

KILLYBEGS boys
---------------

It is wild in Donegal coasts and the rock there is a same hill
And her fisherman is healthy, it is brave
And the big Atlantic Ocean swell pastes them well
And an existence from the ocean to be knowing it has
And in order good season broad way where them fight

singing together :

And all riding in a car bubble under fleet gentleness
It leads from the condition where the exhilaration
One rotary ocean and the herring run freely
The case which will be loaded in doubling lower part,
Song will do from that place city of the case
Where the boy of Killybegs rotations will come at the house well,

You extend and you congress boots you have you it is good
In order to see the thing you inspect you water-repellent
Above and a system and you jacket retention where you make warm,
Because dawn that time, you to be started, will be prepared

and the singing together:

Now which kicks before one which is different, you in the ocean is dragged at the outside
And the wind is blowing freely and you must come elegy,
When being started, it threw you net and but, the sun came riding in a car is high
And the cloud rolled at once in side and today you possibly had the transportation which is abundant

and singing together:

Will go non the rough weather, that time when one quite being rough,
Tthe rope but will raise the large leg in you hand you assuredly,
Will not leave the ocean, it troublesome meat roasted with seasonings
Case you do not know the log because when being to you blood, living in the ground

singing together which is hard:

Oh, to that place hill frequently there was a green lower part to color
And the coastal side and the sun his gold flowed outo the ocean and
In the place where the herring fish is thin, the case where we who are silver lower part
On lower part will seize them, us with you (singing together) will be the gold for me

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 09:07 AM

It saw the Tom which the hazard psychosis unit goes mad to respect the psychosis unit boy.



It saw the Tom which the hazard psychosis unit goes mad to respect the psychosis unit boy.
10000 mile me it travelled.
The appreciation which goes mad goes to the filthy toe.
It stored the hazard her low shoes from the gravel to respect.

Yet me, the beautiful boy, is beautiful and goes mad boy song.
The psychosis unit boy is beautiful.
Them go all hazard punishment well!
The friend and it is flesh n in the air side.
And them do not want the beverage or the money.

I that now until now sliced raw fish thing.
The Tom which is poor was like that and it despised and.
In me by because of of that it intersects my base loses.
It will carry and to be like this every it is thin with the chain, the peeling which thing.

Me it descended to the Satan's kitchen.
In hazard me it gets the food to respect, 1 morning.
And me soul the piping-hot it arrived.
All in the spit pebble.

From that place I adopted the cauldron.
As low axis of 10 fates in the place which boils.
But enough me of fire, it will ask identically and it drank.
All like that varlets healthily.

My staff killed the giant.
My unit which the long knife carries.
In order to cut hazard the green onion will reach from the child wild thigh and harden.
And feed them in the fairy.

Trillion any enfant terrible with white spirits.
In me travel India percentage which will carry theyn the place.
The star will shake and the month will shake, leg theyn the place.
Them will carry and to search they put out.

House hour, slut or doxy.
From me will win the Tom which me, will go mad.
Me to go out and in the star will fight the night time atlas, hue to feel cry.
Fight to me which match will come out rising.

And time to go out and that be killing.
In powder mysterious one people.
To go out and his staff will cut off, to go out and his dog shake.
And from that place will not bark in the sound which is big a demon.

It is like this in the Tom of the psychosis unit the beverage.
The ocean it goes the inside German silver barrel it is sufficient.
Me it all, well to brew in pain and drink.
And the appreciation alcoholic beverage me will take will fight.

It saw the Tom which the hazard psychosis unit goes mad to respect.
10000 years me it travelled.
The appreciation which goes mad goes to the filthy toe.
It stored the hazard her low shoes from the gravel to respect.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 10:03 AM

We change a field, we sprinkle
The good Sea in the ground,
It feeds but and in compliance with the God
Hand which is omnipotent supplies water;
He the warmth which a grain
Sends the eye which is at winter,
Swells up, the breeze and the sunshine,
And the leaf [ley] hour rain which is soft.   

In our surroundings all it is a minute description
Sending position in from good futures heav'n,
That time his love whole
Thank the week and the week For when it thanks O.   

He is the jar manufacturer,
Nearly and far all things;
He draws the roadside flower,
Tae Back characteristic in compliance with him he ignites;
He sells and in compliance with the wind and he obeys,
In compliance with him it dawns and it feeds;
Us him compared to, he us gives the bread to the children far everyday.   

We after that, O fathers thank thee,
Dawns and hazard all things,
Sea time and harvest and our lives,
Our health and our food:
Hazard to divide all thy loves
Where we will propose is not also anyone futures,
That desirest thou, our humbleness it does
But, the heart which it thanks.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 09:51 AM

The ISRAELIS. THE MOON DEKKER AND THE ASSE.


Waive you in the morning, which subjects for bread, Dear Sir.
So that each mouth can be federal.
Poor I Israelis Aah.

Lifting it it in the morning up, which subjects for bread, Dear Sir.
So that each mouth can be federal.
Poor I Israeli.

My wife and my children packed up her upward and to me to leave.
Loved she said, I was on to see you.
Poor I Israeli.

The shirt, which they tear upward, to trousers up, went.
I do not want to terminate upward as Bonnie and Clyde.
Poor I Israeli.

After the attack to give must it gives a peace.
They catch me in the farm.
They solve your alarm from poor poor poor I Israeli.

I said that I waive myself in the morning subjecting for bread gentleman.
So that each mouth can be federal.
Poor I Israeli Aah.

I leg end my wife, and my children her are packed up upward and to me to leave.
Loved she said, I was on to see you.
Poor I Israelis Aah.

Shaken it it shirts on that they tear upward, trousers up went.
I do not want to upward terminate as Bonnie and Clyde.
In poor me poor Israelis after Aah.

The attack to give must it give a peace.
They catch me in the farm.
They release your alarm.
Poor I in poor Israeli poor poor I Israeli Aah

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 08:26 AM

Jade both neck printer clerk.


The very wife of the cotton, twist and the royal tomb textile goods sub to sprout, inside that city. The young pretty girl, there is she and all there is all cause or an evil.
The year when there is she but 20 things and her eye is green colour green onion Rang.
Praise she to sleep receives is many and her name is stimulated and the Dorothy.

Singing together:

She dance quite was tender hearted.
Will carry but and it pays attention permit.
1 clear day she did bravery far.
In jade both neck printer clerk.

It went out and at 1863 her it was to innumerable difficulties dance.
And her in me also unkind Haess to win and but, me assuredly, her will not forget.
Me becomes popular, or it puts on the cloth cloth inside all pink colour.
The low shoes was new.
And we did love the be Dorothy and the waltz body luck.
Hey suck the bravery which is stimulated the person.

In our Schottische'd and our evil price glow n music Polka'ed.
Her when my heart wall chuck dancing far until, we reminisce us Mazurka'd wall chum.
In surroundings of the room with the thing me where we fly together.
It whispered inside this method.
It will go out and and to peel, as doing.
", The Dorothy was stimulated the Varsovianna."

Month and hazard I paid an attention month in her.
' Until her modestly, she will miss and she will carry and the map she did positively.
Hazard me it expanded, me in order to talk to you it thinks the money shyly.
It to come out and to end each one and the Dorothy to be stimulated.
And peel me to be extensive and to inform.

That meaning grudge it shouts the fact that she pays she in me wrote the letter.
Some far preciousness is in relationship, who lived some mile?
She will be giving back and, B theyn Goodbye the short thing must bid in place prime object. And the hazard her heart which will carry was stimulated and, Ohio, lie Dorothy it was igniting!

Goes out and my, breakfast which sits the next day morning which reaches to, was.
The smile went round my face which it decorates with frown quickly.
Hazard the inside the morning paper, to go out, the paragraph which it views.
Coy suk The jade both neck printer clerk was stimulated, it got married with the Dorothy.

The very wife of the cotton, twist and the royal tomb textile goods suc to sprout, inside that city. The young pretty girl, there is she and all there is all cause or an evil.
The year when there is she but 20 things and her eye is green colour green onion Rang.
Praise she to sleep received is many and her name was stimulated and the Dorothy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 08:35 AM

OFFICE WORKERS of the ARGE T00 DRUCKERS.

In Manchester, these of cotton -, city and of torsion twill.
A girl who has beautiful young people and, gives it is the cause all me errors.
Years, where it has, but of twenty and it is eyes blued blue.
Admiration, an abundance, and its name is drawn with of Dorothy.

Choral society:

She had to be danced fanatic queer.
But to allow to notice.
One fine day danced far.
With the office worker of the target 10 truckers.

It be with a dance that I it have meet in 1863 and I it forget never, although it be hard with me.
I was equipped in the pink with the method, all myself by clothing and the shoes were new.
And we drew danced of Circassien waltz with Dorothy-Schooner.

Us ' D Scottish and us Polka DURATIONS OF SETTING IN CIRCUIT.
To that of the airs that volume played.
Us valsé and us Mazurka D, with him my heart far valsé.
I flew in this way as around the hall murmured us.
Of Varsovianna make "as of Dorothy drew I love you."

I paid months and months with consideration with him.
' To 2 ' with its dropping it completely badly directed me leads.
I spent that I have dishonour for the money, to say to you.
I will inform you, like it finished the art of the self-portrait with me, and of Dorothy drew.

It wrote a letter to me which a call that it wanted to say to pay.
Did some expensive relations, live above the few miles of distance?
In one week, where it would turn, I must offer a short wellbeing of life.
And its heart for me burned, drew the OH, of Dorothy fraud!

It was early the morning following to my breakfast which I sat down.
To smile was converted soon my face decorating into wrinkling with Augenbrauen.
For in paper of the morning a paragraph which I considered.
That that of Jones had the office workers of the arget6_0_druckers, married Dorothy drew.

In Manchester, this city of cotton, a torsion and twill.
A girl who has beautiful young people and, gives it is the cause all me errors.
Years, where it has, but of twenty and it is eyes blued blue.
Admiration an abundance, and its name was drawn with of Dorothy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 09:51 PM

WIZARD PINBALL. End of towns Pete.

Ever since I was young boy.
I played silver ball.
From up to Soho to Brighton.
I must play their everything.
But I not there will be seen nothin ' as it.
In any hall of amusement.
That deaf, dull and blind little-one.
Confident games average pinball.

It stands as statue.
Machine part puts.
Feelin ' all bumpers.
Always playin ' cleans.
It plays by intuition.
Fall of the counters of the number.
That deaf, dull and blind little-one.
Confident games average pinball.

It will be wizard pinball.
Must be twist.
Wizard pinball.
Was obtained this supple wrist of hand!

[REPORTER] as you do think it you do make them?

[WIZARD PINBALL] 4 I do not know!

[REPORTER] does make with his this good?

[WIZARD PINBALL] in the best way, to him obtain no distractions.

Cannot but hear any buzzers and klock oly.
Not those -. PROBLESKIVAT6 it is light.
It plays o bony ani.
It always has pereigrovku.
Never inclinations on all.
That deaf, dull and blind little-one.
Confident games average pinball.

It cannot beat me now.
I was always champion!
I know will be trick!
Impact gonna the absence of freak my hand!
It can beat my table of favourite.
It can beat the better.

It disciples conduct it inside.
And it exactly makes rest. It has got the crazy fingers of flipper.
4 never it saw that they fall.
That deaf, dull and blind little-one.
Confident games average pinball.

It will be wizard pinball.
Must be twist.
Wizard pinball.
Was obtained this supple wrist of hand!
It will be wizard pinball.

Its shoots of calculation even more!
Wizard pinball.
Lord pinball peace is new!
He conducts calculation more!
He conducts calculation more!
I thought I was the king of table Bally.
But 4 exactly it entrusted my crown pinball to it.
To it! To it!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:17 PM

The song of the elbow of rain.

RED and YELLOW and ROSAFARBEN and GREEN!
PURPLE and ORANGES and BLUE!

I can sing an elbow of rain!
Sing an elbow of rain! Sing also an elbow of rain!
Hear with your eyes!
Hear with your eyes and drink everything you whom you see!
They can sing an elbow of rain, sing an elbow of rain, sing in co-operation with me!

RED and YELLOW and ROSAFARBEN and GREEN! PURPLE and ORANGES and BLUE!
I can sing the elbow of rain!
Sing an elbow of rain!
Sing also an elbow of rain!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 04:26 AM

Y VIVA ESPA6NA. The Eddie the ocean/ley five hand trucks go.

All ladies fell the Rudolph Valentino hazard.
He that inside fragrant one took back a beano.
When you meet the ice creature every, was being he.
Latin U method the blooded thing it teaches her which spreads out the hot thing and it has.
The Rudy will feel a tension even but, theyn the place. Inside rain smooth advance.

Singing together.

At Ohio this year me it falls to Spain Y Viva Espana which and dawns.
I rib Brava' have the Y Viva Espana which is flat and I am going.
You want discussing first Old fiver.
What kind of in five two screen households which are as cold as ice?
And score, by a Espana por favor conference line five rXX Oh!.

Positively accidentally hot roman suing U I discovered an answer back.
Phul meyng the nose dancer far most is the bet which is precise.
It whispered a Ohio hostile view and to peel 1 it was who.
Khay su It will shake off and chug after him in me by when height sun doing every.
He B will take his maracas almost and kek he will take and kek sound he was born.
Inside hour I was being to a knee.

When them arrive first, the girl are the pink colour and the meat green onion.
As soon as this brown of them it will go but Ohio which is taste it is like this.
Them being this Iss I guess the fact that each colleague will be Iss.
It woos, his girl friend.
There must be a day when to each dog his fortune is good but.
That goes out and shouts and the method which it ages it learns and and to peel why it is.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 04:50 AM

U tin in rainbow. Harold (music) (household duties) by Arlen and the E.Y.Harburg.

U tin in rainbow.
Top with high piece method.
It goes out and there is an electrolysis listening to ground.
Inside one lullaby.

U tin in rainbow.
The sky is green onion Rah.
In order to dream and by you the dream which does to talk.
Truth grudge come with realness.

Some day me, a desideratum in the star.
And happen in the place where the cloud is distant.
Or after.
The trouble drives and ley khayn the D in the place which melts together.
Far up of chimney top.
That to carry and you it is a place discover.

U tin in rainbow.
Green onion rang the bird day n multi it flies to the rainbow which dawns.
The possibility of doing to go out it is not to peel, why why that time, Ohio?
Small green onion Rang it is a day n when it dawns in the if which is happy.
In rainbow over there.
The possibility of doing to go out it is not to peel, why why, Ohio?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 05:04 AM

Kumbaya.

Kumbaya, Kumbaya my week.
Kumbaya, Kumbaya my week.
Kumbaya, Kumbaya my week.
Kumbaya, week of Ohio.

Week who Kumbaya, song it does.
Week who Kumbaya, song it does.
Week who Kumbaya, song it does.
Kumbaya, Ohio week.

Week who Kumbaya, it intends.
Week who Kumbaya, it intends.
Week who Kumbaya, it intends.
Kumbaya, Ohio week.

Week who Kumbaya, it cries.
Week who Kumbaya, it cries.
Week who Kumbaya, it cries.
Kumbaya, week of Ohio.

The Kumbaya, who the week when it sleeps?
Week who Kumbaya, it sleeps.
Week who Kumbaya, it sleeps.
Kumbaya, week of Ohio.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 05:28 AM

The relative tire meditate. Pawl McCartney.

From the relative tire and the ocean meditate inside Ohio fog rotation.
My desire always the thing which is here is.
Ohio meditates the relative tire.

It will carry far and it travels and it sees very and and it requests and and and the I be.
The mountain it is dark most in the valley of green.
It will be vast and the desert which it draws, non one it will drive.
The family which he will carry in meditation of the relative tire the broad way which it carries.

From the relative tire and the ocean meditate inside Ohio fog rotation.
My desire always the thing which is here is.
Ohio meditates the relative tire.

The deer it leads inside the canyon and suck the plant of inside it leads and it cleans.
Will go out and that time Iss will face each other will carry.
And and carry the first class which is and.
We the sky choir together song about night.
Life and hour of meditation of relative tire.

From the relative tire and the ocean meditate inside Ohio fog rotation.
My desire always the thing which is here is.
Ohio meditates the relative tire.

It smiles the inside the sunshine and a tear inside the rain.
Will carry yet in the place where my, memory is remaining and withdraw.
Total of flicker simple system and attempt it measures and it is higher and it grows highly.
It will face each other the meditation back of this relative tire of them.
And it will carry and the broad way which it carries.

From the relative tire and the ocean meditate inside Ohio fog rotation.
My desire always the thing which is here is.
Ohio meditates the relative tire.

From the relative tire and the ocean meditate inside Ohio fog rotation.
My desire always the thing which is here is.
Ohio meditates the relative tire.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 09:02 PM

HENRY MY THREADS.

Where were you all day, Henry my threads?
Where were you all day, my Brioche of Corinth?
In the forests, very honoured nut/mother.
In the forests, very honoured nut/mother.
Let us bear is fast I received ill to be and me be expanded downward, in order to die.

What did you make in the forests the whole day, Henry my threads?
What did you make in the loved woods the whole day mine? ,
ASS very honoured nut/mother, ASS very honoured nut/mother.
Let us bear is fast I received ill to be and me be expanded downward, in order to die.

What did you eat in the forests the whole day, Henry my threads?
What did you eat in the forests the whole day mine beautifully it?
Ale, very honoured nut/mother. Ale, very honoured nut/mother.
Let us bear is fast I received ill to be and me be expanded downward, in order to die.

Which colour this Ale, which ate you, were Henry my boy?
Which colour was this Ale, which ate you, my pride and joy?
Yeller green and. Yeller green and.
Oh bears is fast I received ill to be and me be expanded downward, in order to die.

This Ale was queues, Henry my threads.
This Ale was beautiful the queues of mine.
Urgh, very honoured nut/mother. Urgh, very honoured nut/mother.
Let us bear is fast I received ill to be and me be expanded downward, in order to die.

Which colour flower do you want when on their grave you to die, Henry my threads?
Which colour flower do you want when on their grave you to die mine small it?
Yeller green and. Yeller green and.
Oh bears is fast cos that I want to be ill and expand downward me, in order to die.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 09:38 PM

HEY GOOD LOOKIN. Desmond j' dad Williams.

Hey, good lookin. Whatcha which is acquired cookin?
How "period cookin" somethin above with with?
Hey, soft baby. Perhaps Don' itch a thinks.
Could we find a receipt very new?

I took a passage extreme-ingot and an account of two dollars.
"I know the right of points beyond the hill.
Soda-popular the free dancin.
If ya wanna it has the entertainment for it comes with with.

Hey, good lookin. Whatcha which is acquired cookin?
How "period cookin" somethin above with with? I am free I wait.
Thus we can go regularly. How much roughly savin all your time for with?
Don't they know others lookin' I that I while being took how undertaken stable for keepin?

I am gonna I throw my book of date beyond the hedge.
You find me for five or ten feels.
You keep it me' Chris with o' toy it is covered with the age.
Gonna writes your name in bottom in each page.

Hey, good lookin. Whatcha which is acquired cookin?
How "period cookin" somethin above with with?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Jul 06 - 04:51 AM

In blue eyes different brick. Pink colour FLOYD.

We do not educate in necessity.
We thought control in necessity.
The dark wind it sleeps inside the classroom.
The teacher neglects the child in them.
U, the teacher, neglects the child in them.
All inside all it in the blue eyes which is legitimate the different brick.
All inside all in the blue eyes which is legitimate spreads out the different brick.

We do not educate in necessity.
We thought control in necessity.
The dark wind it sleeps inside the classroom.
The teacher neglects the child in them.
U, the teacher, neglects the child in them.
All inside all it in the blue eyes which is legitimate the different brick.
All inside all in the blue eyes which is legitimate spreads out the different brick.

The negation it again.
You will not eat the yer meat, you will spread out and the what kind of pews ting you will eat. When you spread out and do not eat the yer meat and pews ting what kind of it is good?
You! It is like that yet, after the bicycle open shed you, the large laddie.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Jul 06 - 12:18 PM

London Danny. JezLowe.

The realness which London Danny spreads out it is bad and peony NORTHERN IRELAND it is.
It will go out and 1 man-hour will carry the fact that it does to do afraid and it taught.
' Becomes the cause which to extensive left it gets up after, her.
My thing will connect in her and then she talked the place thing.

In order to be visible here coming grudge it peels your face.
Where you are round and it is like this why.
' The l where the hour will make it on the right side.
Then the place thing and cause she talked always.

And now me, her sigh it listens to always inside night.
And that time she will go and then you ask the place thing in her.
And you go out and that it does not know you do not think to dry.
Ohio, the B which now, spreads out but from London.

Danny it has her and the branch it is not.
I to surroundings of the city listen to your name the fact that it tilts the ear learned.
Inside city life at the time of person great disaster of your success.
But she them I listened to the fact that it will talk with this sameness.

And, the possibility of talking assuredly there was not.
And her until now the day when it will be a person wife who is poor the rued.
Your thing does purity and during profit-making one my hand is black.
And her the pebble it respects the pretty head.

And there is a method where you is Iss.
Being percentage going out possibility when all connecting.
When, my working day from first being until end.
Her heart beat east or inside the bed sleep in night and make.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Jul 06 - 06:32 PM

SHORE OF ROCK OF PRETENCE.

Quay of Derry we sailed far on the twenty-third May.
We were taken on board by pleasant are used as team-member, leap for Amerikay.
Fresh water whereas we took above, five thousand gallons or more.
If we would run outward journey soon to New York.
Far far from the shore from rock from pretence.

Then thee of price well, soft expensive and of the same Liza at the town of Derry.
And twice the good-bye with my comrades face.
This angle of saturation on this crowned ground.
If the fame or fortune will support me.
And I to have money in the store. I will turn over and I will wed the small gamine I on the left.
On the green shore of rock of the pretence of paddy.


At twelve hours we came for famous head from Mullin.
And Inn is tro chlin towards the line was held outside on the bed of the ocean.
A ne' larger ear of sight met my eyes than the e' ear than I saw front.
That sun descending the ' sea and sky from twixt.
Far far from the shore from rock from pretence.

We sailed three weeks, we were all the seasick, not a man was on free board.
Us all were confined with our berths and anybody to feel sorry for of the poor I.
No kind nor expensive mother of father to raise to the top my head.
Which was end o'lorrie which encouraged me to think more on the gamine I on the left.
On the green shore of rock of the pretence of paddy.

We have without risk reached the other side after fifteen and twenty days.
We were taken as passengers by a man.
And carried out in round in six different ways.
Then each one of us drank median glass.
If we would not meet more.
And we drank a health as an Ireland old woman.
And green shore of rock of the pretence of paddy.

We unloaded other side. In three and thirty days.
And drinking above median glass.
Us all naps gone our separate manners.
We took each comrade by the hand.
If we could never not meet more.
And we drank a health as an Ireland old woman.
And green shore of rock of the pretence of paddy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 12:15 PM

It is deep-red with cup the CAF3E. P.Kartner&D.Black.

Them come from the farm and the factory too much.
And it peels and who them forget all quickly.
The care of today is washed quickly far.
Them the broad way which sits in this by the stick foot hold.
The shirt inside rotating by the girl throws the pebble in the eye of jealousy.
She works like does not see in the ground.
The man, he is the quite good friend in end.
The man who markets the car candle needle.

Singing together:

In lower part inside harbour queue in deep-red tearoom.
From that place the harbour by external Amsterdam only.
Inside all song and laugh share.
It is from that place and all from that place to be like this it is happy.

The salesman is the pulse attention some green onion and Thursday it relaxes.
Their this regarding a trade the broad way the fact that it does not talk.
The poet tonight will not write a what kind of verse.
He fortune tax levy is born song does does not know with sweetness.
Like this regarding a chisel life forget the chair.
Now and that time a good thing will do and it is.
When and you here like it and idea be.
Tomorrow all conferences again.

In lower part inside harbour queue in deep-red tearoom.
From that place the harbour by external Amsterdam only.
Inside all song and laugh share.
It is from that place and all from that place to be like this it is happy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 12:30 PM

The wind wheel which is in old Amsterdam

It grips and with him the wind wheel
Which it has the method fortune is good
Goes out inside the mouse which lives from the wind wheel
Which is in old Amsterdam he is not,
Every every morning song one grousin,
“From the wind wheel which is to old Amsterdam bloodthirstiness! â€쳌

Singing together:

Me it sees the mouse!
where
To where?
In that place stairs!
To where in stairs?
That place right!
The kip mouse which has the impediment above
Well I declarative grudge all!
The thin thing puts out a clip clippety other piece sound in the stairs

And in compliance with Oh him well lonely,
That it becomes in him which it grips to have the wife
And, inside going, the wind wheel which has the mouse,
To be hard her where is not surprisin
The method fortune goes out and is good,
“Every every morning song it does, from the wind wheel
Which is to Amsterdam which is old bloodthirstiness! â€쳌

To them is triple clause in the singing together
First and that time inside being quins,
The wind wheel which has quins,
Inside are we where and triple clause and twins
Method fortune are good every every morning song grudge,
“From the wind wheel which is to Amsterdam bloodthirstiness, ya! â€쳌

The singing together:

Daughter got married and so the wind wheel son
Our AM anyone boat songs list'nin whose how many fortune is
Good all from singing together at the time of song one day,
“Was furnishing christ'nin and, from the wind wheel
Which is to Amsterdam which is old bloodthirstiness! â€쳌

Singing together:

From the wind wheel which it grips,
To be cozy and is good like this
And like this now anyone which it lives
That place the but many mouse.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 07:10 PM

It will go out and when coming first to this ground.

It will go out and when coming first to this ground, me was not the rich man.
The possibility of doing to go out being it was like this and me sXXk and, B it got.
And, I me where "cut off my sXXk, it called the rear".
The ground was John Ass won with sweetness.
And but, the possibility of doing to go out being me it did.

It will go out and when coming first to this ground, me was not the rich man.
The possibility of doing to go out being it was like this and me farm and, B it got.
And me my farm, "the muscle" it called inside my eight.
And, I me where "cut off my sXXk, it called the rear".
The ground was John Ass won with sweetness.
And but, the possibility of doing to go out being me it did.

It will go out and when coming first to this ground, me was not the rich man.
It was like this and I got the cow and the possibility of doing to go out it is the fact that.
And me it called my cow and the milk now.
And me my farm, "the muscle" it called inside my eight.
And, I me where "cut off my sXXk, it called the rear".
The ground was John Ass won with sweetness.
And but, the possibility of doing to go out being me it did.

It will go out and when coming first to this ground, me was not the rich man.
It was like this and I got the duck and the possibility of doing to go out it is the fact that.
And me from fortune it called my duck and, it called my cow and the milk now.
And me my farm, "the muscle" it called inside my eight.
And, I me where "cut off my sXXk, it called the rear".
The ground was John Ass won with sweetness.
And but, the possibility of doing to go out being me it did.

It will go out and when coming first to this ground, me was not the rich man.
It was like this and I got the hen and the possibility of doing to go out it is the fact that.
And me now and that time it called my hen.
And me from fortune it called my duck and, it called my cow and the milk now.
And me my farm, "the muscle" it called inside my eight.
And, I me where "cut off my sXXk, it called the rear".
The ground was John Ass won with sweetness.
And but, the possibility of doing to go out being me it did.


It will go out and when coming first to this ground, me was not the rich man.
It was like this and I got the donkey and the possibility of doing to go out it is the fact that.
And me my donkey, it will shake and a fore end under it will shake it called.
And me now and that time it called my hen.
And me from fortune it called my duck and, it called my cow and the milk now.
And me my farm, "the muscle" it called inside my eight.
And, I me where "cut off my sXXk, it called the rear".
The ground was John Ass won with sweetness.
And but, the possibility of doing to go out being me it did.







It will go out and when coming first to this ground, me was not the rich man.
It was like this and I got the wife and the possibility of doing to go out it is the fact that.
And me hazard it runs it called my wife and your life.
And me my donkey, it will shake and a fore end under it will shake it called.
And me now and that time it called my hen.
And me from fortune it called my duck and, it called my cow and the milk now.
And me my farm, "the muscle" it called inside my eight.
And, I me where "cut off my sXXk, it called the rear".
The ground was John Ass won with sweetness.
And but, the possibility of doing to go out being me it did.

It will go out and when coming first to this ground, me was not the rich man.
It was like this and I got the wife and the possibility of doing to go out it is the fact that.
And me hazard it runs it called my wife and your life.
And me my donkey, it will shake and a fore end under it will shake it called.
And me now and that time it called my hen.
And me from fortune it called my duck.
And me it called my cow and the milk now.
And me my farm, "the muscle" it called inside my eight.
And, I me where "cut off my sXXk, it called the rear".
The ground was John Ass won with sweetness.
And but, the possibility of doing to go out being me it did.

It will go out and when coming first to this ground, me was not the rich man.
It was like this and I got the son and the possibility of doing to go out it is the fact that.
And me my son, me which become one it called.
And me hazard it runs it called my wife and your life.
And me my donkey, it will shake and a fore end under it will shake it called.
And me now and that time it called my hen.
And me from fortune it called my duck.
And me it called my cow and the milk now.
And me my farm, "the muscle" it called inside my eight.
And, I me where "cut off my sXXk, it called the rear".
The ground was John Ass won with sweetness.
And but, the possibility of doing to go out being me it did.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 04:54 AM

The Holy Land

St. fares good ground you, I lovely Roman,
Peng 1,000-fold.
We will leave the ground and sacred girls, and we love it.
"sea navigation to end,
We must still live in the salt again
I would like to see the holy ground again.
(c) Outstanding female you!
(Song) Girls, I admire you,
I still live in the Holy Land
Would like to see the ground again.

Now we out sailing,
You are far behind
I will write to you with my heart tickets secret,
"My secret hearts, my girls, girls,
I admire you
And I still live in the Holy Land
Would like to see the ground again.

Oh, the storm is raging,
We now have far shore;
She quickly sank and the poor old boat riggings they tore.
The night is dark and terrible,
We can almost see the moon,
But I hope to live in holy ground again.

Now that the storm is over,
We are safe we will
Cheers seaside girls, our sacred ground and admiration.
Porter and drink beer is strong,
We will make a taproom roar
And when we spend money
We are again engaged.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 10:07 AM

Five soul five soul one green ground whale fish.

'18 Inside hundred and 53 Twas.
And 13th of June.
Our Hue hype one weight month that it sends out her anchor.
And Greenland hazard are falling, the boy who is brave scrape out. A
And hazard Greenland which it scrapes out far.

The lookout stood in the mast dignity watch far bank.
Inside his hand in spy grass.
There is a whale and all, there is a whitefish where all, he will cry there is, a whale and.
And she each span, is the non-n in the boy who is brave.
And she is the non-n in each span.

The reduction stood in the rear deck.
And there was an ice inside his eye.
"Precise prosecuting attorney and precise prosecuting attorney!
Your season week fishing tackle fall and make.
And the ocean the hazard your boat, fire the boy who is brave.
And the ocean fire the hazard your boat.

Other it is fired the man boat which it conceives now.
And whale inside viewing.
Is resolute and each crew who talks.
The hazard whalefish steered to the ninny place to respect, the boy who is brave.
The hazard whalefish steered to the nonny place to respect.

The harpoon came out rising and the line ran in lower part.
She gave the flounder to her tail but.
It conceived and to turn over we lost 5 men.
And we assuredly that whale, did not seize the boy who is brave.
And we did not seize that whale assuredly.

In order to lose the whale "," our reductions talked.
It my heart grieves a wound enough.
But that crew man who is a precision it loses.
Ohio it grieves 10 people which it will carry the boy who is braver time than.
Ohio it grieves 10 times which will carry little more.

The winter star doth appears now.
It is like this, me the boy weight which means we will anchor it is a month n.
Floats the country and me it is hour.
Far and the return route bear, the boy who is brave.
Far and the return route bear.

Ohio Greenland is horrible place.
Assuredly green place.
The ice and the eye and the whalefishes are the ninny in the place which is.
And one storehouse the boy who is brave tries to be rare.
And one storehouse which tries to be rare.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 10:46 AM

Bread and fish (now Bell)

1. I went to Elkin Mornin''in the spring,
I met some of the old neighborhoods in the country,
One warm, a man aged ongoing second
And the third was a young boy Mptsm :

Voices :
With willow in the wind,
Birds in the sky,
The bright warm sun to the United States
Where we never lie.
We have bread, fish and red wine flask
Participate in the journey with all mankind.

2. I sat down side, around flowers,
We eat ideology scattered on the ground
Told me prophets and the kings, princes
And spoke one knows everything God has ...

3. I asked them to tell me the name and sex
So I remember the goodness and grace.
My name is Yusuf and Mariam This is my wife
And this young man is the son of pride and pleasure
Travel the whole world,
On land and at sea
To tell everyone how to have a free and ...

4. Unfortunately, I left the old
Neighbourhood in the country
Because I know I will see them again
Is the old man, The current second and third,
A young boy is Mptsm : Wind ...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 11:27 AM

Burial in the new loom

Walk at Bolton and buried is a moonshiny night,
I met with the youth careful weaving companies gave me pleasure,
She said that young to tell me that if you step level and rules
To give me your answer correctly you get up square my new loom.

I think I said my dear father, I heard good trades,
Many good loom, the shuttle in my time, I have described,
You short power jacks and your name & I will soon be their long-lams,
My rule is a good new looms to get up square.

Well, she took me and showed me her good looks
To her looms and lower Lin-lifting devices,
Packed into motion I criticized her loom the hair,
I shuttle operating She lathe Sir my good clues, effective fall,
I had a level close to her sternum when I seem to do her looms.

My good cord on a seal Lynn-power jacks and treadles began long way,
I have in my bobbin shuttle it no longer stay in the weft,
She lathe without Bang, My main line is that she transferred boats,
I picked my moment to knickety- know reiving her looms.

Of course, I remain on the Space Shuttle in my motion-lams She effective,
The weight in her wand is cool, she said that she would weave new gown.
My strength began to fail me now that I have hair on the girl,
She said her eyes Tommy My looms your beautiful plaza.

But when she let fly her four looms pole on the order again,
She said that the rule you, your level and help me square again,
I said that my dear father I am sorry, I have to Bolton at noon,
But when I look back I do you Jerry others hand looms.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Brían
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 10:46 PM

The GIRL of FACTORY

soon a morning as sun adorned,
the birds on the shrubs gazouillé and to sing,
the young glad men and the young young people
girls in the pairs fôlatraient
the green valley of ln there, its work to begin.

I observed one among them, was righter than,
its cheeks like the red rose that no can exc,
its skin as they read that it is developed
in valley of yon, and is only one assiduous girl of factory.

l intensified she, to more closely observe she,
when on my it has molded a scorn glance,
the enunciation, the "young man, house in addition
my and does not come my l close work for my life and it does not think any shame to it."

"it does not have to despise to them
just, good, them adornment, but I grant a favor,
love:" there where they remain "
" "pleasant Mr., will excuse to me,
because now I must leave them,
for there the noise of my bell of factory."

"I have earth, I have houses adorned with the ivy,
ls so have the gold in my pocket and money,
and IF they will go with my, a lady who I will do to them,
thus attempt and this yes, my dear daughter of factory."

the "love and the sensation reign the much nation,
to one much lady perhaps that will do well;"
For my they are an orphan, neither friend nor relation,
I am but an assiduous girl of factory."

" He is true I pleased, but now it will not have to me,
and everything in his intéret
I`ll goes at the moment misses hills of an excess
of discharges and of valleys where nobody will know me,
I will cry for my daughter of factory.

Maintaining this good one that it married,
it happens to be a great senora,
became a rich lady of the reputation and the reputation,
can bless the day and the morning of the luminous summer
found châtelain and on him it made the fruncimiento of the eyebrows.

It must conclude and now to finish these towards:
the lieutenant can they lives happy and can they well,
they come they fill its glasses and they drink the young girls who take care of the smooth noise of the factory bell.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 05:03 AM

Paul B,

'Voices :
With willow in the wind,
Birds in the sky,
The bright warm sun to the United States
Where we never lie.
We have bread, fish and red wine flask
Participate in the journey with all mankind.

2. I sat down side, around flowers,
We eat ideology scattered on the ground'


Soooooo appropriate!!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 08:03 AM

That's part of the joy of the thing, the wholly unexpected appositeness of lines.

"green shore of rock of the pretence of paddy"....
"Them drank their submarine".. well I've heard of schooners.

Here's another:

It acts rashly, Bendigo
------------------------

It went out and leg work 1 morning because is a last autumn
Me some nobility foxhunting between the some nobility
Which it taps and operation of Wellington
The day was dawning on the front of the day when one it steams like this.

Singing together:

It acts rashly, there is Bendigo, and gentry him the traveler
Whom he which is there-o does not see assuredly on rear of him. Countess, there will be a prowler, Bonnie young girls and Jover
It will be wrong it will seek and the possibility which it will put out these people who is tracks.   

2. The young first fox comes out rising, all and his pretrial hearing
In compliance with initial him which is legitimate
It respects his handguard and he which the straight method does over
There the highest hill runs with the high piece and over there head of a family low-end branchia
He descends and he that place seeks his freedom forever and he thinks putting out.

Singing together:   

3. After being old, the fox will come out rising and all,
And his pretrial hearing will fast and in compliance with him which advances the river
It will respect and the fox where he which the straight method does springs up in inside tracking
Will spring up all it comes out rising but after that and they were straited travelers who will be wrong forever.

Singing together:   

4. Is not also the fox which them give back but them run well in the opposite side of the plain quickly again,
The continuation when it does not track the failure
Only it is 12 month today, go out and because listens the fact that the prop talks,
That time the wild [u] which tracks me who am brave forever ten:00 five, send out.

Singing together:

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 05:56 AM

Roaring WILLIE it will take and kek it will take, kek sound south. Robert ignites.

The O, roaring Willie it will take and kek it will take, kek sound difficulty.
The O, he caught in the exhibition.
And hazard him it raised it marketed at all to respect.
And what kind of live the different goods.
' Him it raised the WI but and at all it disjointed.
The saut a tear blin't his e'e-.
With, roaring Willie it will take and kek it will take, kek sound difficulty.
In me Ye're illusion it receives the hame.


Which.


The OWillie raises sell you at all and it comes.
The O markets the obsolete language fine which you it raises at all!
The O'Willie raises sell you at all and it comes.
And it is a green onion and thum live the o wine!
T goes out and when me it raised it markets at all.
It will go out and the warl ' will think that it goes mad theyn the place.
The ranting hazard one Moonie.
Me which have the Inhale it raised at all.

With the I cam due to the Crochallan.
The I profit it did and the keekit it cut.
Rattling, roaring Willie.
The sitting ' was to over there boor den.
' It sits in over there boor den.
And amangguidcompanie.
RoarinWillie.
Of Rattling In me Ye're illusion it receives the hame.

Which.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 07:17 AM

Rich men and poor men

There was a rich man and he lived in Jerusalem
Sobhan glory of God, high, je - Rio Rum
Is wearing a silk hat and a coat very Sprossiom
Glory Sobhan Allah Rio high-je - Rum.

Shaw :
high-Rio Rum, high-je - je - Rio Rum,
Skinamalenkadoliom
Skinamalenkadoliom.
Sobhan high glory of God Rio-je - Rum.

On the gate and sat Human Riciom
Designed is wearing a hat and the Rim tour, Nikiom

Asked that the poor piece of bread, Shisiom
Rich man replied : "When I call Bolisiom"

Poor die went spiritual, Hiaviom
Has danced with the Saints' Simsim Eliviom quarter.

It is not at the residence Ibrahim, Bosiom
Fraternizing there are tens Jiusum.

He died a rich man, but did not do so
And Ilium can not go into what it was going to Hileom.

He demanded that rich countries should be Konsouliom,
But the devil : "come on Koaliom samples."

Moral of this story is that wealth is not Jokeom,
We all go to that Brookeom stone.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 07:26 AM

And did that foot which is at ancient times
Time walk in British mountain green?
And providence new star grudge it is young German silver
And in the British exhilaration one pasture which is visible?
And in the next light our it is cloudy one hill which does shoes complexion?
And about Jerusalem is builded from and that
From between the dark Satan shelf?   

Bring the clothes of silk brocade my bow which burns in me!
Bring my arrow of desire in me!
Bring my window in me! O clouds, it opens! where
Bring the sudden my 2 wheel tanks in me!
When we build Jerusalem until,
Me not to stand still from mental battle,
My knife sleep which is to my hand which is not
It does with, do from British green and the exhilaration one ground.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 10:25 AM

In me breathe the providence suction.

The Edwin the companionway (1835-1889 years) & the Robert jack sun (1842-1914 years).

In me breathe the providence suction.
Will carry in life and fill again.
Me that it loves Thuds love it does not know.
And the Thouwouldst thing.

In me breathe the providence suction.
My heart will be pure until.
In until the Thee I intend the will of 1 thing.
Under, it endured to respect.

In me breathe the providence suction.
It will go out and when the Thine connecting with the whole until.
Me until secular world portion.
Shoes Thy it puts out the non light.

In me breathe the providence suction.
The summer solstice it dries at the description below which B dies like this assuredly.
But the Teethy in the life which is complete flesh ten:00 bedspreads.
Thine eternity.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 10:58 AM

All it calls in the sound which is big the force of Jesus name.

Word: With the requisition target net cyan per the porn which it tears the Edward?
Music: O for grasp en.

All it calls in the sound which is big the force of Jesus name!
Angel prostrate fall and make.
Get the king diadem.
And be wrong, will put on the wrong tube.
The tube and and and put on put on the tube and.
Be wrong and put on all week tube.

State of Israel the Ye Sea of the human race which is selected.
Ye from autumn ransomed.
By his grace it will be extensive and it stores and it calls in the sound which is big.
And be wrong and put on all week tube.
By his grace it will be extensive and it stores and it calls in the sound which is big.
And be wrong, will put on,, the wrong tube.
The tube and and and put on put on the tube and.
Be wrong and put on all week tube.

The sinner whom his love empty tin-can ne'er forgets.
Wormwood and pain.
It spreads out your trophy it goes to his foot.
It spreads out your trophy it goes to his foot.
And be wrong, will put on, the wrong tube.
The tube and and and put on put on the tube and.
Be wrong and put on all week tube.

Each relative and the angle become insufficient.
Their heart fascinates in him.
High rise universal song.
All whey it does in him and it turns.
And be wrong, will put on, the wrong tube.
The tube and and and put on put on the tube and.
Be wrong and put on all week tube.

It will be wrong put on your providence ye martyrdom sleeping tube.
His altar it shouts to peel, from who.
The Jesse's praise the stem of enormous.
The Jesse's praise the stem of enormous.
And be wrong, will put on, the wrong tube.
The tube and and and put on put on the tube and.
Be wrong and put on all week tube.

O in over there in new star one multitude.
The map where we will fall to his foot it does not know!
We will combine Yong won percentage song.
And be wrong and put on all week tube.
We will combine Yong won percentage song.
And be wrong, will put on, the wrong tube.
the tube and and and put on put on the tube and.
Be wrong and put on all week tube.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 11:32 AM

Wedding ceremony - Jody Wayne

It goes out and in compliance with the B side
Which is a method which sees us you
I wind my eye and we who are the possibility of seeing us
Go out and me which am our method
Which it talks sweet dream all with truth grudge requesting,

I which it does go out and you person and the mine
Which see the church which sees steeple,
It is happy and smile and song
I to do is a possibility of listening a sweet voice and
Oh Mary hemp cloth

Oh goes out and my love and my love,
It goes out and you one you the hazard thing flesh and all your thing,
Now and this is Yongwon, the passage which you with me have some day
With realness it will be a lower part and it it makes,
Will walk it and with the canning with the realness

It makes, me us, you hand now which is to my hand
This it sees is hour for this is moment
And song I to do is a possibility of listening a sweet voice,
Oh Mary hemp cloth .............
Oh Mary hemp cloth .............
Oh Mary hemp cloth .............

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 10:43 AM

The tulip it leads, the tiptoe

It goes out and with me
The tulip which it has
It leads and in compliance with the window which is ......
all tiptoe one places in the window tiptoe!   

In the shadow of the weeping willow the tiptoe, .....
And with me the tulip which it has it leads from you pillow, tiptoe!
From the flower the knee from the deep place,
Us the shower will maintain will be falling
And will enter on the route which picks.

And you, in compliance with me from the moonlight
Under the kiss in case from the regular staff,
You forgiveness writing?   

With me the tulip which it has leads and the tiptoe it comes!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 10:53 AM

Babylon (m where the bone is many) the river

Depending upon the Babylon river,
There as for us, with us when us who sit down
Zion is remembered Ye-eah which cried.   
Depending upon the Babylon river,
There as for us, with us when us who sit down
Zion is remembered Ye-eah which cried.   

When it is cunning and being us of the body of the captivity
The song which is carried we who are required from us
How sing the song of the strange land mainly,
When now it is cunning and being us of the body of the captivity
Our Requiering song we who are carried
How sing the song of the strange land mainly,

In order now word of our mouths
And meditation in our centers
For there to be an acceptance possibility with tonight thy vision,
In order here to do do word of our mouths
And meditation in our centers
For there to be an acceptance possibility with tonight thy vision,

Turn to here depending upon the Babylon river,
There as for us us who sit down
With us when zion is remembered Ye-eah which cried.   
Depending upon the Babylon river,
There as for us, with us
When us who sit down zion is remembered Ye-eah which cried.   

Babylon (the damage whose Babylon is dark) we sat down river there,
With (the fact that song is sung was obtained) with us when Ye-eah which cried,
(the song of love let us sing) we have remembered zion.
Babylon (the bit whose Babylon is rough) we sat down river there,
(to be able be able be able be able be able to obtain)
With (you inquire about the scream of the people)
With us Ye-eah which cried, (as for them when their God necessity do)
we have remembered zion, be able be able be able be able. (In ooh, there is a power)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 08:13 AM

From Tulsa 24 hour

Me compared to above family intelligence it will not be,
Talking it goes out and while the low of one love is driving bitterly at you house, the silence the writing in order to happen me compared to above

Oh I where is not identical from Tulsa the jar only 24 hour only jar 1st far

Me in order to rest during report night stops and welcoming lights
From the cancerous fair time you eight which is and that goes out
And when above the kip hotel being stimulated in inside, it goes out And when seeing her, she which is that place
And so I walk and until her to go out silence
I split and in the place which is the possibility of eating
I ask, her me to seem in the place   

Oh I from Tulsa the jar only 24 hour from the cancerous fair time you eight which is only jar 1st far her

Me which take away me to the tea room
She which it questions talked in her where she should have stayed: "[coh]"

Oh I from Tulsa the jar only 24 hour only jar 1st started the fact that the week

[khu] box divides far from the cancerous fair time you eight
Which is and nighttime straight road we [kkap] under bravery
Time suddenly it goes round, me her charm in compliance with me when being preserved,
It loses a control and I do her, her the kiss
And I talk to her which it loves and go out
And before her from my eight making, Oh I will die

From Tulsa the jar only 24 hour only jar 1st far from the cancerous fair time

You eight which is I you
The b which loves the troublesome army song where I am new
But it hates this the fact that it does what there is a possibility of doing this and me,
The possibility assuredly, of doing assuredly
Assuredly again at the house which is not ten:00

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:09 AM

Thousands or being more. Cup Ernie family.

Time carries in friendly is to the bottom quickly homosexual.
Because we still learn a time, you beckon control to be sad.
Sadly, sadly, sadly.
Because we still learn a time, you beckon control to be sad.

Luminous Phoebe strongly awakes it in the sky.
The eye and sparkles which plays erosive to them red.
If the eye sparkles, the eye, sparkles sparkles the eye.
The eye and they sparkle which plays erosive to them red.

If there is, if you wonder around my credit, to find me.
Me with the well the bottle and the friend in the house found.
Found you me in the house, found me in found the house, me in the house.
Me with the well the bottle and the friend in the house found you.

Although I would not be rich and although I would not be poor.
My elephant in an equal way happy those have thousands or are more.
Thousands or more, thousands or more, thousands or is more.
My elephant in an equal way happy those have thousands or are more.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Brían
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 11:14 PM

THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND (THIS EAST EARTH YOUR EARTH
(Guthrie Boisé)
this earth is your earth, this earth is my earth
of California to the island of New York,
a forest of sequoia to the water of stream of gulf,
this earth is made for you and me.

While I went to go this tape of road
I have seen over me that skyway without aim,
I have seen under me that it this earth
goes them of gold is made for you and me.

CHOEUR

I have wrong and they are walked to me
and I have followed mine marchepieds
O' er that the sands of ondeggiamento of its diamond abandon,
while all an around me voice echoed, declaration

CHOEUR

in the places of the city, in the shadow of the bell tower
in the relief office, the sights my persons;
While they were kept here died of hunger I
I have kept myself here asking,
this earth is made for you and me?

While I went to go, I have seen a sign here;
On the sign it says NO INFRACTION,
but of the other side it has not indicated null
that the side is made for you and me!

Brían

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 05:21 AM

As a lonely cloud forest
------------------------

As a lonely cloud forest
Playing O 'er high slope and hills,
When all at once I saw a group
Of the host country, the carving;
Beside the lake, refrigeration trees,
Fluttering in the breeze,.

As a luminous stars twinkle on the Milky Way
And their endless line along the Bay margin, in a tense :
I will look to see 10,000,
Antiphonal singing along in the head dance.
Beside the waves dance;

But outfield done lots of waves :
The poet must homosexuals in such jocund company :
I look -- headphones, -- little thinking what programs has brought me wealth :

Often when the couch I lie
In vacant or pensive atmosphere
I inward, they detonated eye is poet in disguise;
Then my heart full of joy, and the ice dance.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 05:33 AM

Sobhan Allah I was committed

Ah, why not act like other people?
How the hell can I work when the sky blue?

Shaw : Sobhan Allah! I was committed,
Sobhan Allah again,
Vagrant Sobhan Allah!
We gave the grant to revive seconds.

Oh, I love my President, the President loves me
And this is why I myself hungry.

The spring, I am just outside prison
Without money, without any bail

Oh, why did you offer to earn money?
If you do not eat, I'd like to burn money.

I love you, the President, but a friend of mine,
Therefore I am standing in the breadline.

I can not buy them as an important issue
And it is not therefore dough round in the transport vehicle 'cause I prospects.

I went home, I multiplied by the door,
A woman : "vagrant him, oh you here before."

Go to the bar and asked them to drink,
And gave me a glass and I found banks.

Oh why do not you like other people?
How can I obtain a job while you are in the process of undertaking a two?

Whenever I get all earn money, will be the President
And agreed to work to.

I went home, I multiplied by the section.
Mrs. and exited, he said : "You been here before."

I went to the house and asked for some bread.
Exited Lady : "Baker is dead. "

Do When spring comes, you will not have fun,
Even when they threw out of work and we are on the verge of going vagrant.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 03:33 AM

I Was Born Under The Guise Paraded
(John Allen Judaism)

I was born under the guise paraded.
I was born under the guise of wandering,
The wheels are revolving funds
Mules news I have not seen a sight
Not seen preferable to consider backwards.
I was born under the guise paraded.

Mud make you walk
And that makes dry plains.
Snow can burn the eyes of people
You only make you cry.

House adopt for the coming go to
Any dreams of Luck, will not be realized.
I was born under the guise paraded.
I was born under the guise paraded.

Does he know where the hell?
Welcome to hell.
Heaven "Goodbye forever.
It time to go. "

When we arrived in the sky
And tied to a tree.
When I begin shortly
We are going to roam and you know where I am.

I was born under the guise paraded.
Rounding paraded, and the star.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 06:50 AM

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: fogie
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 12:01 PM

The doctor oh- I am in the effort. Wellbeing quality gentillement me. For, each time if a certain man is close to me, Erröten, and my impulse comes to my face starts, to run to him goes nice Hochkonjunkturfreundhochkonjunkturfreundhochkonjunkturfreundhochkonjunkturfreundhochkonjunkturfreundhochkonjunkturfreundhoc to quality of well me

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: fogie
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 12:25 PM

the marriage of fingers of the thread of my name and my rarely so-called history, but me the folkloristische music with a length contre plaqué German and one massakrieren capo. I the requests, just those, which have three rope inside and which peace to neglect, with the assistance of Bert Weedon one day, where I will be the best. I look for twenty positive expenditures, and come, which search gig, but I do not receive an offer just, from the girls to come up, that from phase in Clifton I as the peace am only I have problems with my sex life, since I am fallen and me my wrist festgetreten become, and my other songs are twice also bad only this.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: fogie
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 12:36 PM

in the heat of the daily, if the sun shines so much freely, am I the important fine and so the homosexual one of Kilby met like that. I have mean hat taken away, and I at the earth bent, which says that Kilby ask important good where are you jumps?

I really think I'll try reading Finegans wake again- it may at last make sense!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 09:30 AM

The honeybee will suck in the place, from that place is the n, which will suck the I.
Will me it is a restlessness boat.

The honeybee will suck in the place, from that place is the n, which will suck the I.
Inside the cow mouth alcoholic beverage bell me it deceives.
At the time of the l where the owl will cry from that place me it lays down.
After the bat me it is a day n.
Summer on next under cheerfulness.
Cheerful, cheerfulness is me, is the flesh does do now at description below?
It will hang in the big branch in the lower part of the blossom.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 09:01 PM

Three blind mice of three blind mice, see, how they run, like it run are it all to see, after which wife of the farmer run, has their tails with a breakdown measurer cut it, to you made see never such a thing in your life as three mice blind.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 09:20 PM

I thought I would try to find one which was so simple, it couldn't go wrong.

"A sparkling, sparkling, hold less the first role, as I ask myself, what upward you are from over as high world as a diamond in the sky, sparkling, sparkling, small keep the first role, as I ask myself over, what you are."

Ah well! At least it explains the English section of the instuction books for Japanese made products. They obviousl do the translations in sequence, with English last, having been translated seven times from the original Japanese. At last I'll find out how to work the VCR.

Don T.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 04:45 AM

Sylvia's mother. The Shell Silvers compared to by the person word & music. 1972.

The Sylvia's the mother talks the busy Sylvia's.
All it respects in too much busy transformation.
The Sylvia's the mother the Sylvia's it talks step to do.
Her oneself new life it started to respect.
The Sylvia's the mother talks "the Sylvia's which is happy.
You from her one person?

"It does not let to leave, to peel to be like this and communication possibility it talks why.
Hazard 40 thing it counted little more "next 3 minutes, thud.
" The Avery the Mrs., I only the fact that it talks to her got.
Me during will defend grade her.
The Avery the Mrs. talks to her only and Sip it increases.
Goodbye!

The Sylvia's the mother talks a Sylvia's packing.
She is going in order to leave today.
The Sylvia's the mother talks a Sylvia's marriage.
Galveston method in farmer lower part.
The Sylvia's the mother talks, "it does not talk anything to dry.
It will cry it will make her start, it stayed to respect."

And communication possibility it talks.
Hazard 40 thing it counted little more "next 3 minutes, thud.
" The Avery the Mrs., I only the fact that it talks to her got.
Me during will defend grade her.
The Avery the Mrs. talks to her only and Sip it increases.
Goodbye!

The Sylvia's the mother talks the Sylvia's beginning flu.
She is seizing 9:00 trains.
The Sylvia's the mother talks "Have your umbrella and go.
It.
" The cause Sylvie which is starting all thing.
And "it will call and hazard it will be extensive.
And thanks the Sylvia's mother talks the thing.
And your Excellency returns you?

"And communication possibility it talks.
Hazard 40 thing it counted little more "next 3 minutes, thud.
" The Avery the Mrs., I only the fact that it talks to her got.
Me during will defend grade her.
The Avery the Mrs. talks to her only and Sip it increases.
Goodbye!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 05:11 AM

Does the Sylvia happen whom?
William boat e. It shakes a melody: Franz쳌fs wife pun era.

Does the Sylvia happen whom?
Does she happen what?
All our swains that it recommends her?
New star grudge, it was fair.
And her, which is wise.
The heaven to borrow like that grace her.
That adored her this.
That adored her this.

Is she kindness with the thing together?
She is fair?
It is beautiful it is flesh n hazard kindly.
In her eye.
Love doth repair.
His blind wrong Dog it respects.
And from that place inside dwelling Dog.
And from that place inside dwelling Dog.

In that time Sylvia.
Us song do and make.
That Sylvia is excelling,
She excels.
Each fate.
In dull endurance house.
Bring us in her anger exchange and make.
Bring us in her anger exchange and make.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 06:44 AM

In small quantity compared to. Hook doctor.

To your body when, my this Jen that much and is.
And me in the ground it is putting flatly at the outside.
Me it will be extensive and when all you think that it loves, I is a possibility of doing.
Me will be extensive little more and in order to love in small quantity it is going.

Come at to over here and in me by side put.
Me it will be extensive and it touches and it has.
Rub the shoulder which you whom it will carry becomes fatigued and make.
The method which does to go out.

With my eye in report me give that smile.
It will carry always the thing dog which it does cheerfulness.
And will have your head which it will carry in lower part and and.
We engage and the sun, which greets the cause, which stays.

And to your body when, my this Jen that much and is.
And me in the ground it is putting flatly at the outside.
Me it will be extensive and when all you think that it loves, I is a possibility of doing.
Me will be extensive little more and in order to love in small quantity it is going.

It got the fact that it talks the some thing, which to my, mind is.
My, mind there is Hiss whom it spreads out in the place, which has.
The I getting my instruction me it guesses.
And is the hour when it is started now.

When you connect the right side feeling' whole like this and you the hazard which will carry be prepared.
Will go out and the hazard being prepared I is Isis.
We it get well now above.
Cause we respected and from first until end the flesh we got our lifetimes.

And to your body when, my this Jen that much and is.
And me it is a lying' which in the ground is flat at the outside.
Me it will be extensive and when all you think that it loves, I is a possibility of doing.
Me will be extensive little more and in order to love in small quantity it is going.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DoctorJug
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 03:09 AM

Is this how rap is written?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 03:22 AM

God Rest You Went And Gentlemen

God rest you went and gentlemen,
Let not your dismay,
Stating that the saviour Christ
Was born on Christmas Day.
Save us all from Satan
When the power went astray.
O abstained news of satisfaction and joy, comfort and joy.
O News of satisfaction and joy.

In Bethlehem in Israel,
Bless this child was born Ed
And a framework Director
Bless Ed this morning.
His mother, Mary, did not take anything from scorn.

Refrained from

Divine Father God bless us
Is Ed the owners,
And some pastoralists to bring news of the same;
How was born in Bethlehem
Son of God by name.

Abstained

"No fear then," Angel
"Let us not Afrait you
This day is born of a virgin saviour.
Pure bright release of all persons who trust in him
From the devil has power."

Refrained

Pastoralists often rejoiced
At the news that in mind,
She left the herds and nutrition in the storm, high winds,
And went immediately to the bethl'em
Bless Ed found on the child.

But when he came to Bethlehem,
Where the dear saviour,
And the Director of bullock carts were found feeding on hay.
His mother, Mary kneel down to pray to the Lord.

Abstained

Now sing praise God all in this place
And the true love and brotherhood between now cover.
This trend reflects other holy Christmas distortion.

My God bless this house ruler,
And sent to the era of long,
And many went to see a second live birth.
Among friends, who live near
And that God send you a happy new year and a happy new year
And God send you a happy new year.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 03:28 AM

Now I boys, Hassan resounding slogans
Filled the Irish coast soon similarities
Then that when a head of old clear.
Oh, and arranged for Jenny Shawvan - cakes done.

Voices :
Whip Festival, Festival Whip
You pig-tail, sea, hanging down behind.
Whip Whip festival and the festival.
Oh Jenny Atkakis arranged for the work.

It is clear that the head just around the corner.
We will be tomorrow night we Holihid
Of course, you rock, you old light
Jenny and arranged for Shawvan - cakes done.

Voices :

We are now in the process of issuing Holihid,
No more salt or meat, bread,
Ivile man in the transition to leading chains.
Oh, and arranged for Jenny Shawvan - cakes done.

Voices :

We are now in the process of issuing Fort
Seat swings coming to an end
All rock bore chest coastal and marine
It is on the spot to the hip and Trlu
Oh Jenny and arranged for Shawvan - cakes done.

Voices :

Now that the boys are all in the dock,
We will be condemned by the lorries on the site
And then when we sank Albaint large extent.
Oh, and arranged for Jenny Shawvan - cakes done.

Voices :

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 03:52 AM

Lee said that he wanted to be close to me
And said that he does not want to be my sight,
But late in giving this boy love tonight,
Please wait at the gate of heaven to me, Terry.

Lee said that he wanted to be close to both
The quarrel is not true, I was on the night of his death
And later in the finest say that the boy is,
Please wait at the gate of heaven to me, Terry.

Receipt of the night
To accelerate his motorbike
Cried and I fear it does not do, do, do.

You said to me, I want to be with you told me
One day I will love when it is difficult
To know how to pray and live
Please wait at the gate of heaven to me, Terry.

Receipt of the night
To accelerate his motorbike
Cried and I fear it does not do, do, do.

You said to me, I want to be with you told me
One day I will love when it is difficult
To know how to pray and live
Please wait at the gate of heaven to me, Terry.

Terry. Terry. Terry.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 10:15 AM

They die when I take comfort
And Guna go to a better place.
When I put to death even
Goin spirit in the sky.

Voices)) Goin even on the spirit in the sky.
Guna which I go when I die.
When the die is put to me, I rest
Guna go somewhere in the best of circumstances.

(c : verse 2)
You yourself are aware
That it is imperative to be a friend of Jesus.
You know it and you die,
And the recommendation Guna your spirit in the sky.

** voices of "I", "you're" and the first "I", "You" **

(c : verse 3)
Never sin, and does not have the Mathom.
It has become a friend in Jesus.
You know even when I die, and in the group
Guna me with the spirit in the sky.

(c : votes)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 11:51 AM

DELANY'S donkey. Will me it is a Hargreaves.

There was a donkey which to the Delaney all it admires now.
It is lazy in being temporary and it is Yongwon and it becomes fatigued.
His head in each corner, which catches a balance the leg.
And the tail fed an extensive, which end and he peeled.
And wants he was knowing and he made.
The Riley talked the slyly, "" we evaluated it lowly.
Why train it is not? "That time he was caught the rag.
Them rub it it removes it, the oil, it they paste, the embrocated.
It gets it of the case where the starter will drop his flag in point and.

It is it; it pushes it, confidential talk, Riley it quietly grudge.
The Hogan, all inside the Logan and the city.
One lyel with it attacked it it lines up and it pushed and a taste it smacked lips.
Them with sameness up tried the wheat n thing in office lower part.
The donkey was opened and them the eyeing, it disregarded Kiss them.
The wink box, with it will be inappropriate and the blinking grudge which it will twist.
To curse it it and all reverse the Riley.
One Delaney's donkey the mouth candidacy did in half mile electing.

Assuredly the muscle of the thing which is mighty there is tIts to the fXXh.
The possibility of moving one inch donkey of personal grudge in small quantity.
There were not them.
The Delaney location which is exhausted.
It will hang in the circumference of it throat the n.
Which In the grip 5 green onion fortunes too like the Scotchman only at week.
The starter, Carter, he one l yel with lined up in their remainder.
It puts out and when seeing them, the flag the that time when it does.
It hazard comfort and comfort reinforced their first, it prepares it raced.
It changed a thought but in order to send a cheer them start it again.


It the wheat, to push and the Riley do quietly it was.
Hogan, Logan and maul lid Amen McGraw.
She stabled it, she grabbed and it suffocated she made start.
It kicked hard her inside spree and it laughed "" the Hee-Haw! "
" Conservatism it sleeps, the highest grade which is radical, whip that party member.
With the liberalism person the Tories, them inside D.
o.b. Unity from that place hasted a direction of a ceremony in line place.
One Delaney's donkey the mouth candidacy did in half mile electing.

The multitude it, the judge of that time Rafferty started the fact that it sends a cheer.
He will come in order to assist them, it will not move.
But yet in small quantity, thawyn the place.
Other is and eli the frame the McGee which dozes, the jockey.
To be like this it is thorough and in order for he which it disgusts to be his car for.
The Hagan, the Fagan was the student of psychology.
This some die of them will be born thur will relieve it thawyn swore the place thing.
Them brought it, the apple it, that time without and they bought.
The donkey gave a sneeze and it swelled up the material from the spectacle.


It the wheat, to push and the Riley do quietly it was.
The Hogan, the Logan and all the great ambition which is severe.
Police and assistance to sleep, the garrison artilleryman.
Too much me 2Enniskillen's and life guard.
Them seized it and the harried, they brought with they carried it and.
It sends as this cheer of it, as it this it steers to the place where it wins.
The that time pari-mutuel ticket dealers concerned put aside.
The silver them all it committed suicide it was stimulated.
Well, one Delaney's donkey "won the half mile human race.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM

Artist : Gilbert and Sullivan
Address : breast-poems with willow song [Mikado]

Tree on the side of the river a little Tom-come indispensable
With "willow, Titoelo Titoelo"
I told him :" butterfly birds, why sit singing ',
With "willow, Titoelo Titoelo"
"Weak thought, Flying "? I cried, "or rather difficult worm inside little hope"
With the shake of his poor little head he replied
"Oh, with willow, The Titoelo Titoelo! "

And slapped in the chest and was sitting on the branch sing,
With "willow, Titoelo Titoelo"
Cold rebuke from the race Bisbanglid you,
With "willow, Titoelo Titoelo"
And Nachg is Mtned, Algergerh the then plunged itself into the wave
And echo Mtmuj suicide as a result of the tomb,
With "willow, Titoelo Titoelo"

"Now I feel like I am sure I am not sure that my name
With willow, The Titoelo Titoelo
'Twas spoil why true love,
"O with willow, Titoelo Titoelo"
If I was still harsh and stubborn. And will die because of learning,
And you know why even though I probably would not die I am correct,
"O with willow, Titoelo Titoelo"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 11:33 AM

Now here in Jolly good luck quarterfinal generation
Good luck and barley snip
Jolly Fortunately to Kartrgel
Good luck and barley snip
Oh quarterfinal Generation fetch slightly in decline more here
Fortunately and good luck and good luck to snip barley

Now here in Jolly good luck half a Generation
Good luck and barley snip
Jolly good luck half a Generation
Good luck and barley snip
Oh a half and quarterfinal c
Will Generation fetch slightly declining over here is good luck,
Good fortune and good luck to snip barley

Now here in amusing fortunate to generation
Much luck and barley shear
Jolly good luck to generation
Much luck and barley snip
Your generation to generation degree and a half, generation quarter to decline slightly
To bring more good luck here, good luck and good fortune to snip barley

Similarly :

Half Albaint
Albaint
Much as half of the fourth
Half gallons per Albuchl
Albuchl
Half barrels
Barrel
Bar ongoing
Lady Earth
Lords ground
Factory
Beer
Company

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 11:46 AM

I last night Elaboration of a dream of days gone through
Sarah my opinion is determined to tour in Ireland have done flies
Arrived on board the vision and implementation resolutely
Simsim next I came docked at Junction hill in Spansel

Was in the twenty-third of June, days before the fair
Ireland to the sons and daughters, gathering of friends,
Young and old, bold and courageous comes a duty to meet
In the parish church, Clone miles from Spansel Hill pleasure

Jeddah, carpentry from the scene.
Where do I start of the youth often you.
I listened Aldendenh. I think that is still heard.
In the little river that flows Spansel bottom of the hill.

That tuberculosis is passing fantasy, and placed on the ground.
All comrades, the school, and after a few gathered round.
When they returned home, and danced with Zahir goodwill
Martin Monahan in music, in a hill in Spansel.

I go to see the neighbours know what I say
All the old dead, and went to those young people turned grey,
But met with a breakdown, In audacity, and still never Ah,
It was jeans make me when I lived in Spansel Hill

Visited aviation, the first and only love
Is a white flower, Latif dove
And threw her arms around Johnny told me I still love you
Ah, is now a farmer and his son proudly Spansel Hill

I dream I am naturally and in the future from the past
Ah, You are only saying Johnny largest number ever said
Deek crew in the morning, and all the crew high
And high spirits in California, Many miles Spansel Hill

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 08:51 PM

ROADS OF LONDON. Ralph Mc Legends.

You saw the old man in in block to the bottom the market.
Taking a step paper with its carried shoes.
In you do not see its eyes, of pride.
Hands held loosely by its side.
Yesterday papers, which explain information yesterday.

Thus, as can you declare me which you are alone?
And legends, for it, which it sun, not to seem let take me to you by the hand.
And lead by the roads of London.
I show you something to make modify to you your understanding.

Did you see the old girl who goes the roads of London?
Dirtiness in their hair and their clothing in the rags.
It is not a time for the leisures; it precisely holds towards the line on going.
Stretchers of their house in two bags of winding engine.

In all the coffee of night to a quarter behind eleven.
The same old man who sat there on his itself.
To consider the world on the edge his teacup.
Each tea then lasts an hour, which him at the house only wanders.

You did see the old man outside the mission of the sailor?
Memory, which as the medal of herbalist쳌fs volumes which it carries.
In our town of winter go the rain a little compassion.
Not interested in a hero verges sceneries in a world, not.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Aug 06 - 05:43 AM

The sun wears its hat. Homosexual Christmas and Ralph Masters of cellar.

All the small bells fasten.
All the small birds sing.
A which recreation quantity each one.
In the sun sitted being all the day.

The sun wears its hat.
Ung lump Ung lump Ung lump hooray!
The sun wears its hat. It leaves today.
We all are now happy.
Ung lump Ung lump Ung lump hooray!
The sun wears its hat.
And it leaves today.

It is been outside black extreme in Timbuctoo.
It turns over now, to make the same thing for you.
Thus jump in him sunbath.
Ung lump Ung lump Ung lump hooray!
The sun wears its hat.
And it leaves today.

The grass Gruyere saw thus never.
That saw skies more serener never.
A which recreation quantity each one.
In the sun sitted being all the day.

All little boys excited satisfied all the small girls.
A which recreation quantity each one.
In the sun to play all during the day.
We all are now happy.
Ung lump Ung lump Ung lump hooray!
The sun wears its hat.
And it leaves today.

It is been outside black extreme in Timbuctoo.
It turns over now, to make the same thing for you.
Thus jump him in sunbath.
Ung lump Ung lump Ung lump hooray!
The sun wears its hat. And it leaves today.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Aug 06 - 09:15 AM

Macarthur Park. Jimmy net b. past sung: Richard Harris.

Spring never waited us, girls.
It let a step run ahead.
As we followed into the dance.
Between the divided sides and were operated.
In the love hot, had a temperature iron.
Like a touched pair of trousers.

Macarthur Park melts in the darkness.
The whole sweet, green sugar glaze, which flows down.
Someone left the cakes out in the rain.
I do not think that I can take him a ' cause, which he so long took, in order to bake it.
And I have never this prescription again.
OH -, No.!

I recall the yellow Balm folk leid.
Foams like a wave.
From the reason around your knees.
The birds, like tender babies in your hands.
And the old men, who play with testes by the trees.

Macarthur Park melts in the darkness.
The whole sweet, green sugar glaze, which flows down.
Someone left the cakes out in the rain.
I do not think that I can take him a ' cause, which he so long took, in order to bake it.
And I have never this prescription again.
OH -, No.!

[Break]

There is another song for me.
For sing me it.
There is another dream for me.
Someone gets it.
I drink the wine, while he is warm.
And you leave you never get caught me the sun regarding.

And after all love of my life.
After all love of my life.
They are still that.
I last my life into my hands and I use it.
I win the an be tongue in its eyes and I lose her.
I have the things, which I wish.

And my inclination of rivers such as rivers by the sky.
And after all love of my life.
After all love of my life.
I will think of you.
And surprising, why

[Break]

Macarthur Park in the darkness melts.
The whole sweet, green sugar glaze, which flows down.
Someone left the cakes out in the rain.
I do not think that I can take him a ' cause, which he so long took, in order to bake it.
And I have never this prescription again.

OH -, No.!

OH -, No.. No.,

No..

OH- No.!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Aug 06 - 10:24 AM

Precisely bad weather ago around the corner. Noël Feigning.

They are outside of kind in Sunderland.
And terribly cross in Kent.
They are blunted in the trunk.
And the island to mix.
Seething with dissatisfaction.
They are nervous in Northumberland.
And Devon is to the bottom the flow.
They are filled with anger.
On that firth broader.
And on of Salisbury level sullen.
In Dublin they, young men are inserted.
Perhaps, because they are of Celts.
For from Drake, worms goes western, young men.
And each one is if besides.
Hurray-hurray-hurray!
Unhappy to remain here.

Refrain 1.

Precisely bad weather ago around the corner.
There are the dark clouds which run by the sky.
And no good jam men rinds is.
On a fodder silver-plated to know us of the experiment that they do not roll.
With a dark sight and Stirn runz eln.
We hold to the bottom our peckers.
And you prepare for floor and destiny and fear.
We will unpack our efforts of our old bag of sentence of installation.
And period of waiting, until we fall to the bottom deaths.

Towards 2.

Portland cement invoices among of Scarborough.
They are surmounted no erglerisch and.
And Shropshire young men like cads to have removed it.
Berwick-auf-Tweed with of Bude.
They are furiously on the market of Harborough.
And impâlement in Leigh-auf-Meer.
In Tunbridge well.
They can hear Yells.
Misery citizenship begone.
All we receive approximately, of young men gem Eckert.
Whoever which chooses our voice?
We know that we are the casing, young men.
And it is that England waits.
Hurray-hurray-hurray!
The effort is on the manner.

Refrain 2.

Precisely bad weather ago around the corner.
The dark horizon, as can be gives more rubber black birds.
Kipper grau lichen of Dover.
And the rats prepare before him to leave the B.B.C.
We one are brooded unhappy.
And very indeed perforated.
Something this Nelson recalls, said.
While the press and the Nag politicians to corrode to corrode.
We wait, until we fall to the bottom deaths.

Towards 3.

Of Colwyn bay to the ring of chain.
It sobbing, to sleep.
Schreier and Jam mern.
In Yorkshire Dales.
Credit even sheep cut down.
In the inscription enough vulgar.
Much a disgruntled group.
Invoices announced.
On Cotswold Hills to examine which we are in soup.
By asking Kiplings excuses.
There is a thing which we know for sure.
If England is a garden.
We must have more manure.
Hurray-hurray-hurray!
To suffer and frighten.

Refrain 3.

Precisely bad weather ago around the corner.
And the prospect absolutely ignoblement.
There is of Hauptfeuerrauchen.
Of Windermere with of Woking.
And we will not tighten our belts and smile, smiles, smiles.
With the clay of a shooting.
We became precisely at once that not take a hot water bottle and will sleep you.
We go untense our to muscles, until they bend a lowering lowering.
And period of waiting, until we fall to the bottom deaths.

Refrain 4.

Precisely bad weather ago around the corner.
We can despair ahead all the sight.
It is as clear as the crystal.
Of Bridlington With Bristol.
That we cannot store us the democracy and, not much of Bach.
If the tone reds and Pinks.
Believe that which been able England.
And this world revolution is jumped to the diffusion.
All we would learn how Lyrical from the old ' red flag of marking ' to improve.
And period of waiting, until we fall to the bottom deaths.
A probable history.
Country of the hope and the fame wait, until we fall to the bottom deaths.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 03:58 AM

Tom bowlings

About the old line which is transparent from Tom the bowling
Which is meager, you of our great ambition it deceives;
Compared to above it barked and he will listen the rainstorm,
The gruel sound took and will be wrong because and it put out:
His shape was manliest arm stretch multi buds,
His heart kindness dismissal was soft.
It was complete on lower part, he finished his task,
He went he went the above now, the above now.   

Tom did not depart assuredly from his word,
His virtue so was rare and, his friend the many thing
And, was sincere, his poll kindness dismissal was fair:
And that time him to be like this being cheerful, and being pleasant -
Cancerous fair timely song a thing which it will do!
The many thing times and oft -
But pleasures are turn'd dejectedly,
Tom goes a above because, Tom goes a above because.   

But time, all orders will decrease,
And the, Tom the discovery exhilaration one weather which is meager
In order to arrange pipe all hands is to call
The great ambition of life together, word: [hes]
From Tom lives which become the wages and tar dispatch,
His soul consequently it takes off that body,
It goes the above his soul
But a above died in the lower part of the companionway, they went.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 05:27 AM

Statistical Turnover Blanca
selection George Baker (Netherlands)

When shines the sun on the mountains
And the night time
And in the new day
That a new method
Was lifted to the sun

I can think sunshine in the morning
I could smell new Meksous straw
I can hear the voice of Lord advocates
And from the path of the golden light of heaven

Statistical turnover blanca
I merely Alt Eurelectric in heaven
Statistical turnover blanca
Over mountains and aviation
No one can feel freedom away

When I was losing share
Because it is captive to me in a series
Yes tried to break energy
Ah I still think that the mother

Statistical turnover blanca
I merely birds in the sky
Statistical turnover blanca
Over mountains and aviation
No one can feel Bhari e away

Statistical turnover blanca
I just birds in the sky above
The statistical turnover blanca
Mountains, aviation
No one can feel free away

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 11:44 AM

Go into air. The Snowman. Ale D쳌BJones.

We go into air.
We swim into the sky black worked.
The people far under sleep, while we fly.

I hold much.
I ride in midnight-blue.
I am find I can with you fly strongly above in such a way.
The far over world.

The villages pass like dreams.
The rivers and the hills.
The forests and electricities.

Opened opening of the Kind쳌@an쳌@star쳌@wrens.
Taken by surprise.
Nobody down under believes its eyes.


We surf쳌@en into air.
We swim in the frozen sky.
We drive the icy surplus.
Mountains, which swim past.

Suddenly swooping low on an ocean deeply.
Wake a powerful monster of its sleep.

We go into air.
We swim into the midnight sky.
And everyone, which sees us, greets us, while we fly.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mark "Tune-up" Blair
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 11:59 AM

In bay standing one travel
* (Debbie cooks)

singing together:   
   
Us love only one we who do not send
A be time go to a standing and beautiful one,
We the lunch are to method and in the lower part of pound hazard all,
You after knowing broad way you the some song wheel of the thing song
Which holds in our mind which the bottle of the cider,
I with the jack hug certainly in method
And us opens goes back the total thrill the [toy]

That time of the broad way which us who call in seafront consequently
It walks in the sand us that listens the [chwi] week orchestra
Elsie where it made small ship ta ra ra
And me that time when it eats 1 cup of the car
We paddle boat the broad way where only we who burn at the outside
Navigate to the circumference broad way it the wheel
Which it hits far goes back

Are good and the chocolate ice intelligence which eats that time of the broad way
Where we who are not take a walk to the surroundings of the fun exhibition
Us we who eat the eel in the big rotary viewing car up of ground broad way
Us who navigate but to different one side do in order for Elsie to feel sickly
And we have her and in order good season [e] [tin] seeks
And the infield I which it does what it made her impression evil,
Talk to her boy and the wheel which goes back

When us who are breath of sea air turning you
Yet us there will be we where is to each entertainment
Which is not the possibility of listening a sound arresting in the pier,
They will draw and to follow our fortune which it passes
Will kick it a little and when and at the time of the pebble
Which it will split in tombola, the wheel which it talks goes back,
In order to win the going out goods the like that it surprised

And Elsie and Well, us completed our car and we in the bus
Which Goodbye it talks to the beach to spring up,
Flo Oh where it talks to us it it is thin to it
It is not this shame grandness will not be with order
And [anh] to be a cash in order the flag
And in order at clause this of hazard together bloodthirstiness,
Will go out and when thinking the shelf and the wheel which will go back
Oh impression evil teeth in compliance with it it becomes.

(Fiddler Dram questionable matter songs which it does in me)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 07:41 PM

Listen to the large sheep. (Inside Pall and t. Nina Moller&Frederik v)

There is the world of the sun and the sand.
From enough far sky and the ground.
Selecting in the place which the love coastal breeze blows.
The comfort hand, which is gentle together.

Fragrant blossom, honey honeybee.
The laugh, which is careless in the breeze.
And the lover to fade in the swimming pool from the deep place.
Frequently between the tree the colour shadow.

Listen to the echo of the large sheep and million clams.
Forever it is inside motion.
It moves with leading American knife one white paper music.
That does to be eternal.

The sea gull it is distant and it shouts sound.
His wing likes withdrawal parenthesis inside sky.
And bubble sticking to 2 white birds.
In crest in green onion rotary side.

Scream of silence and night of noon.
The fish Ant ten of the days will not be.
These people will carry and remain it is a thing.
The day when you navigate from the spectacle.

Listen to the echo of the large sheep and million clams.
Forever it is inside motion.
It moves with leading American knife one white paper music.
That does to be eternal.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 04:01 AM

Album: Musical man
artist: Meredith Willson

76 [thu] ROM samples the map do a big parade,
Hundred are near and with 10 cornets.
Them preceded will decrease with will decrease,
The angle of the fine arts width connoisseur who is most precise
The cream of the noble and wise band.   

76 [thu] ROM samples seize the sun morning,
Hundred and with 10 cornets compensate after.
It was to thousand reeds,
The weed it sprang up
An alarm of each shape and size together, there was.   

The copper bottom timpani which is to the end platoon,
Thunder the thunder which hits it hits the thing, always method it was.
Dotted decimal notation bell diffusions [nyum]
And the big bassoon, it is big fat something to say each bassoon which.   

50 where it is by the dry cell battery there is Canon where it defers,
In big sound thunder the thunder stroke which hits, it sees before.
Clarinets of each sizes,
And trumpet who'd the height which it does
From instant full the jade other [pu] score which is the car compared to!   

76 [thu] ROM samples hit the target a counterpoint,
Hundred and 10 cornets harness [sso] Oh the unit during.
In Harch tunes! Harch! Harch!
All children the fact that it marches,
And them today to paste it is marching yet!

Where 76 [thu] ROM samples the map do a big parade,
The order which will march clearly, when becoming roundly at the outside.
Start with blowing which is big and in compliance with blowing bonger which is big in the rear
The eastern sound in the Chinese gong, put out.   

76 [thu] ROM samples hit the target an opposition point,
Hundred and while 10 cornets air.
That time I modestly with the bass which is only, it has my place
And it goes, square comes and oompahed where it goes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 10:34 AM

Chinese Maide bejammern

me not of English sailor likee, if from the marine Yankee come to the country. Money much of English sailor, Yankee much more.   

Of the marine Yankee favorite call me ducky, the English sailor calls me Chinese Dirne. Noppe of the Yankee of sailor only for English Seemannnoppe briefs always.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 11:03 AM

The teddy bear goes picnic. Very it was poor, coy W.Brat ton and James BaKen.

When you go out the inside the tree today.
It spreads out and it is positive.
When you go out the inside the tree today.
It enters the inside being disguised which spreads out and.

Each bear hazard until now it was.
Believing firmly from hazard that place, it is a certain day thing in because.
Today to one teddy bear their Pig kHz nick it is.

Teddy bear hazard Pig khan nit hour.
Work to the teddy bear love today when there is being a be hour.
The report ten:00 bedspread and the unawares seize them.
And them picnic see the fact that it will go at their holiday.
It is this cheerfulness of them and approximately it plays see the fact that it will come and go. Them glow, the fact that it shouts.
Them do not have a what kind of care assuredly.
At 6:00 their mummy and dad.
In the bed to have the family in them and go.
Them this it became fatigued, because is a small teddy bear.

When you go out the inside the tree today.
One person whom it spreads out it goes and.
It inside the tree today at the lovable outside.
It stayed but from the house and it was safe.

Each bear hazard until now it was.
Believing firmly from hazard that place, it is a certain day thing in because.
Today to one teddy bear their Pig Chu nik it is.

Singing together.

Each teddy bear that is good.
There is today when treatment it is positive.
There is a swallow of the wondering Rob thing will eat.
And in playing wondering Rob game.

In the place anyone boat song on the tree lower part which it does not see.
Pak their will breath certainly quality grudge them.
Today to one teddy bear their Pig Chu nick it is.

Singing together.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 11:10 AM

Has Is Not A Young Girl Breast?

Does song -- Frederick:
Oh, have a breast unconsciously
Morals cosmetology
World interplanting benefit
Subordinate's sense of responsibility?
Nobody can give up be willing
All marital ambition,
Then rescues me from his unfortunate situation?
From his standpoint, then rescues me from his unfortunate situation?

Girl:
Oh! ! Has a breast to think as if
Morality and justice cosmetology
World interplanting benefit
Subordinate's sense of responsibility!

Summary:
Oh, does here badly have facing
To live at home the skin color
To create completely vanishes
The hope unceasingly to win people's love?
This kind of person, if has such,
I pledged, above space a-grade you
If you can throw for me your eye,
But the plain is you, I likes you
But you being allowed the plain,
If you can throw for me your eye,
But you are I like you being simple,
I love you, I love you, I love you!

Girl:
Oh! ! Badly has facing to live at home
The skin color in here to create completely
Vanishes the hope unceasingly to win people's affection!

Summary: (Is disappointed) not?
Young girl: No, -- is not!
Summary: Not?
Young girl: No, not! Direct:
(Through enters A-grade) This is one! Good, one!
Girl: The ' master is happy!
Direct: "Transparency!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 11:18 AM

3 leaf rabbit grasses.

Inside darkness, it conceived and it was anchored.
Dawned play Thursday lick at day.
The young girl was sighing in the pier.
Throws away, hazard her lover.

She symbol is the khaki crosses inside her hand.
And it the small green leaf was 3.
And her farewell word "was you.
Report me "think this.

Singing together:

3 leaf rabbit grass I adore the thee.
Your 3 leaves the I for a long time will see.
When compared to being one which dawns inside Northern Ireland.
Me the family it comes and the thee will get married.

The boat it started rightly before.
She my, thing does her ground which puts in and the broad way which does to sleep.
That we disjointed rightly before.
She was kind and it tried to be like this in the eye which it is loving.

But tonight me, it is exile.
From far the family and the thee.
When compared to being one which dawns inside Northern Ireland.
Me the family it goes and the thee will get married.

Singing together:

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 11:22 AM

With the well, the baby it will twist it now high piece,
It shouts, it lives, it comes, it lives,
Shake, now to live, from at good day it at the outside,
You will be extensive above and in with the baby who works
And the honey which is Iss whom it sees you are like
That you spread out only and
And sleeping to do does it goes out and Iss
There is like in me is good ' to get the goin now,
And and you and there will be Iss whom he spreads out

And with the well, the baby it will twist it shouts it now high piece and,
Live, come and live and and shake, now to live,
From in you it Iss Iss extensive twist,
You will be extensive, the twist which lives to be like that,
There is Iss who is precise the little girl
Now you who are nearer the some which it will twist me
The thing the egg makes the thing, woo
In with the baby who works ampere-hours

Oh-oh!, Oh-oh!, Oh-oh!
To be good, the baby it will twist it now with the high piece
And it shouts, it lives, with it lives and it shakes,
It will live now and from in you
It Iss Iss extensive twist, you will be extensive
And the twist which lives you are like that
And there is Iss who is precise the little girl
Now you who are nearer the some which it will twist my thing
Restlessness it it is good the egg makes the thing,
It it shakes, It baby now well restlessness it shaking,
It baby now well restlessness it it shakes it it shakes,
It baby who shakes it it shakes, ampere-hours in now,
Oh-oh!, Oh-oh!, Oh-oh!
In with the baby who works

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 11:38 AM

It vibrates to the star.

Singing together.

Under vibrating boil in the star which it spreads out and did Sip to do it did to sleep?
Inside the jar carry the month beam at the house.
And are you and it sees compared to the sickle be falling.
Or the mule it will connect rather it spreads out, they the place.

The mule long fun is the animal in the ear which is.
He kicks hard anyone which he listens to it hangs but comfort.
His thing 100000003 his brains omit after.
He only usual Ugli three all in the streak which is stubborn.
When and you hate the for thing in the school but.
It spreads out and until the multi mule it grows it does not know.

Singing together.

Under vibrating boil in the star which it spreads out and did Sip to do it did to sleep?
Inside the jar carry the month beam at the house.
And are you and it sees compared to the sickle be falling.
Or the pig it will connect rather it spreads out, theyn the place.

The pig in his face is the animal in the dust.
His low shoes is the disgrace which is terrible.
When he eats his food, he is not method.
He is fat lazy, extremely impolite.
When you the fig do not worry the hazard flag hair to be like this.
It spreads out and until the multi pig it grows it does not know.

Singing together.

Under vibrating boil in the star which it spreads out and did Sip to do it did to sleep?
Inside the jar carry the month beam at the house.
And are you and it sees compared to the sickle be falling.
Or the fish it will connect rather it spreads out, theyn the place.

The fish is the animal which swims inside the stream.
He writes his name will read the book.
When that type of life you the desideratum connects in you.
And that U it will call act foolishly and only it thinks and ' he is smooth.
But, if that it is a thing which it will get quickly to seize.
But this and in opposition, until the multi fish which is it grows.

And all monkeys U Jig between you it meets everyday in animal original idea whom.
Until you whom it spreads out like this, it is it and all it sees.
Will be you and compared to it will recover and there is a possibility which it spreads out.
It will can vibrate to the star which it spreads out.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Lady Nancy
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 12:05 PM

Haven't laughed like this for ages! Pity I've not time to join in but will be back to read more!!! LN

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 12:06 PM

With here we walk,
Lower part of distance.
We are and us 10001 from each one
Most fun it sees we get.
U, U, us the Monkees
And the person talks us to a monkey circumference.
We put a troublesome army song
But in lower part and it is a song which is busy too much.

We the activity which does not have us
It gets hour and, from that place
The like the always new silence
In us wants where us, it goes.
U, U, us the Monkees
And the person talks us to a monkey circumference.
We put a troublesome army song but in lower part
And it is a song which is busy too much.

Under kindness we will be legitimate
And it will try and, our playing song
Will see the fact that it will do to come,
We the young generation and, silence
Will split the fact that it talks and we are having.

Or from which place, from that place
It is legitimate in your shoulder
Guess will be standing and at any time it sees

U, U, us the Monkees
And the person talks us to a monkey circumference.
We put a troublesome army song but in lower part
And it is a song which is busy too much.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 12:21 PM

Green Green Grass of family
Tom Cyon Su

The I it diminishes by stages from the train
Where long the hometown which becomes is same
Will carry and, and from that place in order to meet my Mama and the Papa it will ask identically
And it sees. Lower part I of the road from report that place the cherry
Together the maul of the gold and the mouth alcoholic beverage li run the head.
It is good to touch the green grass of green and the family.

Arrival it is like that, them come in order to meet
All it will carry to sweetness Rob eight which smiles.
It is good to touch the green grass of green and the family.

Long it becomes and the tho it is standing yet
It picks up and ' the paint breaks and it stops,
Goes out and and the writing which above plays
Long there is a oak tree which becomes.

Lower part me of the lane the fortune maul li the cherry
Together with the head of the gold and the mouth alcoholic beverage it walks with my sweetness.
It is good to touch the green grass of green and the family.

Arrival it is like that, them come in order to meet
All it will carry to sweetness Rob eight which smiles.
It is good to touch the green grass of green and the family.

[ It talks,: ]
That time me it will awake in my surroundings and,
It will carry if it envelops in 4 gray walls and and,
It goes out and only dreaming me it comes true.
To be hazard watch and and long by padre-
Us who become there is eight inside eight which are to walk dawn.
Again I, touch the green grass of green and the family.

When the neath green which will carry putting it will be like that,
Them all writing long will carry inside the shade of the oak tree
Wwhich becomes in order to see the green grass of the family they come.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 12:33 PM

Escaper. DelSh anon.

Go out and follow and the broad way which it walks wonder.
With our loves what was incorrect and it matched?
Like this strong love.
And go out and the broad way which it walks yet above think.
We together one days.
While our hearts are young.

Me it is walking inside the rain.
A tear is falling and I feel a pain.
It will be extensive it faded and in me by here it was.
This unhappiness and will carry.
And the Iowan, the wah, the wah and wah wondering in order it ends wonder.
Why.
Why, why, why, she ran why far to peel, why.
And it means that she when will stay to peel and me it wonders.
Me, the small escaper runs, the escaper it runs, it runs, it runs.

Me it is walking inside the rain.
A tear is falling and I feel a pain.
It will be extensive it faded and in me by here it was.
This unhappiness and will carry.
And the Iowan, the wah, the wah and wah wondering in order it ends wonder.
Why. Why, why, why, she ran why far to peel, why.
And it means that she when will stay to peel and me it wonders.
Me, the small escaper runs, the escaper it runs, it runs, it runs.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 01:02 PM

Needle and pin. Search it sleeps.

The eye her face which sees today and her saw.
Inside the order which runs far, it cancer tooth the Isis.
Me which is urgent or by the thing of the face which it loves it.
It peels one shell which goes out.
And the inside lower part gets on my knee internal and it discusses in advance.
Them a distant theyn place will throw and it is.

Them are started but yet.
Needle and pin.
All my pride because.
It goes out a tear which gets the fact which it hides.
It wants the thought where thing or her U goes out inside place.

It the fact which it tries the now when it goes out.
With the fact that it, it does not think but, it went out to respect, they place, it.
Ophthalmology she which is worse her than sees.
It propels her a l thing which it will make.
There is his love to substitution ten:00 bed phase and it goes.
And my she will see.
Great disaster it is how grade.
And get the internal lower part on her knee internal.
That all it together is, in the fact which is started, is good, in order to be peeled it is.

She will feel that needle and the pin.
Hurtin' her hurtin' her.
It passes by it description below possibility and the highland Ankh goes out.
The thing and peeling and it is inaccurate to peel.
And why, the company one disaster that stands still.
The B from that place it negates together and with this is the negation thing.

In order it talks it autumn it or the inside internal order opinion peels in order to go out.
It went out and in order to see her today, I saw her face.
Inside the order which runs far, it cancer tooth the Hiss.
Me which is urgent or by the thing of the face which it loves it.
It peels one shell which goes out.
And the inside lower part gets on my knee internal and it discusses in advance.
Them a distant theyn place will throw and it is.


Them are started but yet.
Needle and pin.
All my pride because.
It goes out a tear which gets the fact which it hides.
Ampere-hours needle and pin.
Needle and pin.
Needle and pin.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: foggers
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 01:02 PM

Here is yet another version of my county anthem

1. As I with Derby went him
were the day of a summer
me espionné largest RAM-Sir
that actually returned on the hay.

Ch: And it is, is not precisely my known young man
me never my young man precisely, him,
to be and if you had been in the Derby,
you saw the same one as I.


2) Horne after this RAM-Sir
reaches to the moon.
A man did not go up in January and
received to him in top until June of return.   

3)Those want it after this RAM-Sir
reached to the skies
the eagles established nests thier in him.   
You could hear those young cry.   

4)The end after this RAM-Sir
reached to him downwards in the hell
and each time if him him waggled him schellte
the bell of the man of firemen

5)the man who killed these RAM-Sir
were until his approach in blood and the little boy which held the dish
became in the tide then came far washed

6) all the men in the Derby,
requires around its ears
you leather shields forms
with the last him 40 years

7) and all the men in the Derby came,
with football were ask
around its eyes
the play with them football sorted

8) the man which had these RAM-Sir
was fine powerful and Rich
and it singer of these lines
are liegensohn a female


Actually, it's a big improvement on some of the tedious versions I know...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 03:36 AM

Do ground we of hope and the honor
Mother of the free
Thing do to be how inherent thee
Thee under praising with?
It is wider and it is silent
And widely thy guards thee
Where it is mighty in thee
It is mightier and it makes and the shoes which is put but…
Thee where it is mighty in thee,
To be mightier and shoes which still it made be.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 03:48 AM

I which it waits in the church


Trouble am good and from a little, or it confesses;
The writing and troublesome army song were game.
Me, now about being haughty already, was the bride who is happy
And it did, but I yet got the fact that it defends my only one name. I quite was presented in Obadiah Binks sun which are to gentleman method;
The possibility he living an assumption it is
And it will be wrong it borrows and like that
And it gives and my money whole,
And it violates not to be, at today 12:00

singing together:

There is I where it waits in the church,
It waits it waits, in the church, in the church;
It goes out and it seeks and before betting he lets to put in me from lurch,
The method which shakes me, Lor!
Immediately, he from sends the week when it goes round me
And rightly about it gives there is,
This him is bitter:
"You and there is not a possibility the fact that it gets married today,
My wife, will not make me! "

How many riot Obadiah secret intention it makes,
Lor he have me from the park and when going!
He went out and with and me saltily the thing until time it put out,
In compliance with low price him when the kiss doing, he let to leave the ticket.
When he meets me every, he in order toward treated me,
Me that time in order to see playing now it had and it went;
Him treated me and the thing to go out when talking, it met me and understands,
That knows was not the low price which pays.   

How many it discourages to go out, must feel, only think,
I the writing to fall, quite at once will be crumpet.
I my husband person is not assuredly to I and he loses! where
And I dreamed regarding a honeymoon like this.
I see different Obadiah at the hazard outside and,
I buy the wedding band already,
The comfort which is like that from my box my kip fal riddle
Which is packed the whole, is all absolutely 2.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 04:12 AM

I did with I.

And now, is an end nearly, am like this I the curtain i confront last.
Or the friend, I the space will talk it, I will state my case which the firm belief believes firmly.
Me, full the life which is the car, the B each public road it travelled it lived.
And, I did with I this of a more thing than far.   

Regret, me the some, but again, decimal to refer to different one side quite and.
I do to go out, to it there is not the saw mutual aid object, what the sun.
Me, each the process which it plans and each attention deep phase, consequently,
Little more, this compared to compared to planned far in route,
I did with I.   

You were knowing are like that the thing, the time, was positive is a B and, it went out and it fell
And I at the time of the water, it sees a more thing the possibility of chewing there was.
It whole it leads but, when being doubt,
I eat, it comfort i spit out at the outside.
I confronted, it the whole height from on a large scale i was,
With I and i did.   

I laughed and or i cried and i loved,
Me there was a sheep which me is sufficient; It loses my share.
And now, sink with a tear, I all like this am joyful it to seek, it put out.
About Huaihe which it thinks, I did and the log which it talks did not know all ---
It was not with a method which is shy, "Oh no, it was not oh writings,
I with me" did.   

Hazard what, the man what him it comes to give it is?
When it is not like that and that oneself, that time he is a zero.
About Huaihe which talks the thing, he feels truth,
And it is not a word of the person who bends the knee.
The record has and B the once non flag which goes it shows ---
And it does with I!
Where I did with I.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 09:28 AM

In from wandering Minstrel I (Nanki Poo aria Mikado)

A wandering minstrel I--
Song and extortion and dreamy state of thing
And piece of cloth and folk song of formation
Of a cabinet same lullaby!
My catalogue is long, you humour each passion which it arranges
It leads and it changes and goes out
And it regulates the song which me is soft! where   

Are you from sentimental mood? I you and will sigh,
---Oh sorrow and sorrow!
In maiden cold you width? I am to do too like this
---Oh sorrow and sorrow!
I put out you flag which has the song of fear
Of a tear lover whom the sympathy my cheek makes wet
And will fascinate the ear which it does,
---Oh sorrow and sorrow!   

The patriotic sentiment wants but in if,
Me there is a patriotic folk song which is dry;
The banner of the hazard our nation
The different local banner whole is disregarding
Where'er and it does not know! where It is called from
Tight and close rank our warriors and assuredly the quail
--Or them in case it concealment grudge all--
And I tremble on the front of the unit
Where the nation Titipu is mighty i surprise in case and!   

chor: We on the front of the unit
Where the nation Titipu is mighty tremble from alarm and we surprise in case and!   

And it demands the song of this ocean of you
With ho where in case, we raise yo to join in,
A bulge the round thing the capstan,
The wind is free because, immediately before windscreen piece
Departing of her helm, her anchor return route guard
It is a hazard eternity! where   

chor: Yeo-ho----Return route guard hazard eternity get bulky ho!

From the breeze which barks putting above
Also the epilepsy log does not know a land life voluntary taste,
But the happy hour which the crew sees
Is when in inland city where he has his Nancy in his knee
Being in a lower part--yo ho!
And in surroundings of her waist his eight!   

chor: That time the capstan arrange the person--
We fall and eternity we raise at all and the person whom it lights joins in,
Us, yeo rumbelow and with ho where it raises and it goes round
When vibrating, return route guard hazard it goes! where

Wandering minstrel I--Song and extortion and dreamy state of thing
And piece of cloth and folk song of formation
Of a cabinet same lullaby! Lullaby!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 10:47 PM

"When vibrating, return route guard hazard it goes!"


oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Aug 06 - 06:41 AM

"Buckingham Palace"

Those change supervision at the Buckingham palace, -
Christopher's robin became Alice and down state.
Alice has gotten married with one of supervision.
"Soldier life is terrible, it is hard",
It is Alice.   

Those change supervision at the Buckingham palace, -
Christopher's robin became Alice and down state.
We met to the supervision of the guardian box.
"One their socks of noncommissioned officer are protected",
It is Alice.   

Those change supervision at the Buckingham palace, -
Christopher's robin became Alice and down state.
We searched the king, but he did not come under any condition.
"It is good, the acquisition worry of the completely same that God"
Is Alice.   

Those change supervision at the Buckingham palace, -
Christopher's robin became Alice and down state.
Those have the party where the inside of the land is large largely.
"I am not the king for hundred pounds",
It is Alice.   

Those change supervision at the Buckingham palace, -
Christopher's robin became Alice and down state.
But the surface which you saw that was not the king.
"Is he, greatly thing of the signature which is in the midst of using excessively",
It is Alice.   

Those change supervision at the Buckingham palace, -
Christopher's robin became Alice and down state.
Of is everything "concerning me who know the king thought?"
"Truly, valuable, time of the brown which but that is",
It is Alice.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Aug 06 - 06:47 AM

In order to be a cloud
Which floats from the blue
How many feeling maze fortune!
Each kip cloud song grudge
All in always big sound.   
In order to be a cloud
Which floats from the blue
"Method feeling maze fortune! "
It to the wrong kip cloud quite
Is haughty and it makes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Aug 06 - 06:55 AM

Chinese

Jack Hill and particles
Indeed take up the water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
After the collapse of the particle.

Jack had been teased
As soon as he can trot home
And went to bed repair head
vinegar, brown paper.

Arabic

Jack went up the hill and the generation
And bucket to fetch water.
Jack fell on the ground and broke me
And the landing came after generation.

Until now, Jack and the house did not
Scrambling as soon as possible
Is Caper went to bed
Reform on the head
With a red vinegar paper.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 12:03 PM

Wild What. Taylor Of the Integrated circuit.

Wild what.
It fairies my heart in order to sing.
You Marches groovy all.
What approached and wild.

Wild what, task that you move it.
But I have known for sure.
I come near same and remain same I, I have sped up it.
The OH the moved ones.

Wild what.
It fairies my heart in order to sing.
You Marches groovy all.
What approached and wild.

Wild what, task that has it need.
But I have known for sure.
One comes close and sperm me salamander.
Necessity of the OH it.

Wild what.
It fairies my heart in order to sing.
You Marches groovy all.
What approached and wild?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 12:23 PM

Always the clock tower. Jimi hen doctor ix.

From that place the what kind of, of here escape exit must do.
It talked the person who jokes to the burglar.
There is a too much many confusion.
Me Ann who will get an undulation it is not.

It drinks the businessman my wine.
The Ploughmen sells my endurance.
Anyone will not do to be horizontal in the wine, which it goes round.
Anyone of it there is not a value, which goes round.

Under being excited the reason, which it gets.
He is kind and the burglar whom it talks.
It is thing here it is many between us.
The life feels and that but is, to peel who jokes.

But you and I us from first until end continuously are that.
And this are not our fates.
Us be incorrect like this and talk now and make.
The hour when it gets lately.

Always the watchtower.
The princess defended a view.
While all women come.
And the bare feet servant went too much.

Inside car distance outside.
The cat, which is wild Zulu leg well! Bless all.
2 people took and they were approach.
And the wind was started the fact that it barks.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 12:53 PM

The woman it shouts. PU MARLEY.

Be, the woman, it shouts.
Be, the woman, it shouts.
Be, the woman, it shouts.
Be, the woman, it shouts.

It talks and - it talks and - it talks.
We when sit and to peel me we think.
Thus Inside wrench city inside government yard.
The Oba-'hyraX Xerox crooked it observes.

With the person where them are good we meet in order to mix.
There are we and the good friend, we of Ohio lose and the friend.
It will draw to follow.
Inside this company about future, it will forget your past, which spreads out.

Like this stop your tear, me it talks.

Be, the woman, it shouts.
Be, the woman, it shouts.

' Before, you it is small ', it does not spill a tear.
Be, the woman, it shouts.
It talks and - it talks and - it talks.

We when sit and to peel me we think.
Thus Inside wrench city inside government yard.
And that time Georgie the l which will make the non light thayn the place.
' The log right which ignites too that way at night.

That time trillion run me the egg gruel by us it will cook thane the place.
To go out and share in you to peel, which thing.
My foot is my grade gun.
It is like this and me from first until end wheat n it has above.

It goes out but and while, me it means.

All in order to be the total right side it is going!
All in order to be the total right side it is going!
All in order to be the total right side it is going!
All in order to be the total right side it is going!

Me, in order to be all total right side a it was going and it talked!

All in order to be the total right side it is going!
All, in order to be the total right side now it is going!
All in order to be the total right side it is going!

It is like this, the woman, it shouts.
Be - be, the woman - the woman and the woman whom it shouts.
It does not spill the younger sister and a tear.
Be, the woman, it shouts.
--- We when sit and to peel.

[Solo other]
-- Me we think.
Thus Inside wrench city inside government yard.
And that time Georgie the l which will make the non light thane the place.
' The log right which ignites too that way at night.
That time trillion run me the egg gruel by us it will cook thane the place.

To go out and share in you to peel, which thing.
My foot is my grade gun.
It is like this and me from first until end wheat n it has above.
During it goes out but and.

Be, the woman, it shouts.
Be, the woman and the woman whom it shouts, you it is small!
Does not spill a something to say tear.
Be, the woman, it shouts.

It is not like that! Work you ', does not spill a tear!
Be, the woman and the younger sister whom it shouts do not spill a tear!
Be, the woman, it shouts.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: ClaireBear
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 02:26 PM

THE SUN APPEARANCE
-- Rolf Harris

They are born with the sun take the morning.
They float are born, take the morning,
Completely around with the sun skirts.   

They are born with the sun come with being born.   
With the sun to be born, come around with being born,
All light all to extend.
   
With the sun to be born, on Känguruhtatze.   
With the sun to be born, on Känguruhtatze,
To scintillate completely around cables.   

All the caves, are born and fill with the sun
The sun are born and fill the hills completely
Around all the caves, light.   

With being born, the sun are born,
They are born, come to the sun come the every day.   
With the sun to be born, take the morning,
The sun to be born, each one, each one, each one, each one, day.   

It leads far blackening, the every day
That with blackening to lead far
That to heat on the ground to take return.   

With the sun to be born, the sun, OH-, OH-
To be born, all the light, OH-, OH-
To extend completely around.   

With the sun to be born, take the morning.   
With the sun to be born, take the morning,
Diffusion of all the luminous allaround.


And here's another...


ME TO THE BOTTOM BINDING KÄNGURUH
-- Rolf Harris

SPOKEN: Australian old gives to lies one of stick and dies. It is received on an elbow and 'an E turns in top around to his/her collaborators, all those which are seized and 'the E known as:      

Me to pay attention of Wallabies to return to connect
me to pay Wallabieszufuhr attention,
to you one to be brooded dangerous, collaborator
me to pay attention now Wallabieszufuhr

thus together!   

CHORAL SOCIETY:
Of Känguruh, bind me to the bottom with sport
me bind to the bottom of Känguruh
me bind to the bottom of Känguruh, sport
me bind to the bottom of Känguruh

me hold of Cockatoo, fresh undulation,
me hold of Cockatoo ampèreheure,
expenses go the imbecile, undulation
me do not hold fonctiamment

precisely together now of fresh Cockatoo!   

(CHORAL SOCIETY)

„of the Koala, takes N to me "Jack
me Koala take again
return live to him on the rail, Mac
me Koala take again some share outside

thus together now!   

(CHORAL SOCIETY)

me Abos draws outward journey leaves, of Lew
me Abos to go loosely can
is to you without another use, Lew
me to be left thus,

goes loosely together now from Abos!   

(CHORAL SOCIETY)

and of me to worry platypus duck, invoice
of me to worry platypus the duck
ampèreheure, one not to be able "to go Amok running,
invoice around me to worry

precisely together now platypus the duck!   

(CHORAL SOCIETY)

your didgeridoo to play
your that didgeridoo plays blue
a ampèreheure, like, a maintenance playin",
until I draw, your didgeridoo to play blue

unit now!   

(CHORAL SOCIETY)

me skin bräunen, if I died, Fred
me skin bräunen, if I died
us his skin if bräunten, died to him, Clyde
and that is hangin on the hall! !

Together now!   

(CHORAL SOCIETY)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 04:22 AM

In the future, in warfare the tube printed style of writing,
From the condition which the cross of the Christian military personnel to march
And Jesus continues before.
Christ's king master against the enemy,
Map grudge all;
His banner which sees the fact that it will go
With a battle sends out!   

The refrain:

In the future, in warfare the tube printed style of writing,
From the condition which the cross of the Christian military personnel to march
And Jesus continues before.   

Escape to indication of master doth of improvement Satan;
After that, in victory in Christian military personnel and above!
The foundation of hell trembles in shout of praise;
The sibling you hymn raises a noisy you voice and it holds.   

The refrain.

The army who is mighty the providence church it moves together;
The sibling, us the saint the [palp_un_ci] is stepping on to where.
We are not divided all 1 body us,
From hope and doctrine 1, from charity.   

Refrain

I hazard catch a truth grudge and what the saint establishes the fact that i wear out as this.
Saint believèd, that thing B what it believes as well.
The man whom in endurance endureth, the faith will catch for a long time,
The kingdom and the nation, from the destruction which rolls empire.   

The refrain

Crown and the throne the gruel the map will not know in cry of distress,
The kingdom will rise and it will become weak, it means that the church of the thing of Jesus unchangeability will be remaining but.
The door of hell does not make gainst where the church passes assuredly with the canning;
We is promise of Christ's oneself, that it will not be able to fail.   

After that in the future the refrain

Ye people you voice which is to the mixture improvement song
Which our thing combine the multitude who us is happy, has.
Honor, praise and honor wages, the age man who is countless
It leads in Christ, this and the angel song grudge all.   

Refrain

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 04:40 AM

Last thing that of my heart

The sand which the slow lesson excessively is made for studying,
The sand being made,
The [ma] of the eye the reason which does not mean the fact that as for the can over there my mind
By your hand of your hand which it turns,

There is no word of farewell with has departed with going back and forth
And is as for me who am not the rear remaining mark
Rather than not being able to know dearly high,
It was last thing of the non- human feelings my heart

Which I have known well and is this which I
Who because of the thing which goes many am obtained have known
And this which I have known directly for the weed
It does not go in order is brought up steadily, to rejoice you do not have to go, in order

* for refrain

I to be my bed during morning, without you a-borning without you
Who die you it is not, depending upon each song of my chest
There is no you,

* the person of refrain

Most love was last thing of that my heart

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 05:03 AM

The mobile circus them brought in Bombay A,
The intellectual elephant to come,
Nellie 1 her where she her slides the season chain
It is famous was dark night, it fell and she did not run
In Hindustan not to be and assuredly again the innumerable difficulties

Oh and Nellie the elephant her packed the trunk line
And Goodbye it talked to a circus
And she fell to the jungle which becomes weak
With trumpety trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpets
Nellie where and the elephant her packs the trunk line
She rolled and she became weak
With trumpety trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpets

And Nellie method the bow and she had
She had and she went and her and the thing so it was haughty
And it was grand and it respected Nellie
Where it will execute compared to above trick her
She which it will teach sees and when the map doing a big parade,
Every night she in compliance with martial one rainstorm

Oh Nellie to a circus the multitude packs the elephant
Her trunk line in the circus band and Goodbye she talks
And she falls to the jungle which becomes weak
With trumpety trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpets
Nellie where and the elephant packs her trunk line she rolls

And she is audible and the true meaning head in Mandalay
Oh meets them far quite in over there and call 1 night
Which is back to the silver light
With trumpety trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpets
Which it becomes weak,
Nellie packs the elephant her trunk line
And Goodbye it talks to a circus
And her trumpety trumpet trumpets
Where the elephant packs her trunk line
It fell to the jungle which becomes weak
With trumpet trumpet
Nellie and it rolled and she became weak
With trumpety trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpets

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 11:50 AM

WAHDIDDYDIDDY. Only Manfred.

From that place she lower part of distance was the a-walkin' which is legitimate.
The Singin wah 'diddydiddydiddy the storage.
Snappin' her finger and shufflin' her foot.
The Singin wah 'diddydiddydiddy the storage.
She saw and to be good (tries to be good), her she saw well. (It sees well).
She tried to be good, she well report me, nearly lost my mind.

Will go out and it before being Kiss, she was the walkin' in my side.
The Singin wah 'diddydiddydiddy the storage.
Can be and like the multi Holding' natural my hand with the thing.
The Singin wah 'diddydiddydiddy the storage.
We in my door above (walk) walked above. (Me it bit).
We in my door walked above.
That time we passed in small quantity and by us height us we did.


We falling in to love whoa Ohio, there was being I.
Like that me, to be like that and me do to go out to her.
This dreamin쳌f, which talks the grudge all thing sleep.

Now we together to be near the angle are the day when it is simple.
The Singin wah 'diddydiddydiddy the storage.
The A-we're it is happy it is like this and that.
And in order for we to stay it is going and to peel as it is.
The Singin wah 'diddydiddydiddy the storage.
Me her thing (me her thing is and), my, thing which is she well it is. (She is my thing).
Me the car is her thing, wanting the bell of my thing which is she it is going and.
We falling in to love whoa Ohio, there was being I.
Like that me, to be like that and me do to go out to her.
This dreamin' which talks the grudge all thing sleep.


Now we together to be near the angle are the day when it is simple.
The Singin wah 'diddydiddydiddy the storage.
The A-we're it is happy it is like this and that.
And in order for we to stay it is going and to peel as it is.
The Singin wah 'diddydiddydiddy the storage.
Me her thing (me her thing is and), my, thing which is she well it is.
(She is my thing).
Me the car is her thing, wanting the bell of my thing which is she it is going and.

It is good whoa Ohio Ohio Ohio and Ohio.
The diddydiddydiddy it means the storage wah, our song it.
The diddydiddydiddy the storage the wah, Ohio is good, Ohio and Ohio do well.
The diddydiddydiddy the storage wah.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 08:24 AM

Pretty Hong crane. The man liberated the manna.

Our block of the guy all call her Hong crane.
' Becomes the cause which gets up her.
The head puts out the solar light.
And her eye it will be able to ignite a sky.
When she walks, she will sleep Hong crane like this and she moves.
The crimson dress, which the single stage sticks to like this.
Her the hand does not reach not to be, from the multi spectacle.
When she walks in side, she neighbourhood shines with the high piece.
When the possibility he doing only it is, his thing.
By Ohio! In each guy her percentage then the place.
She does only and when she does to sleep.
Will cry with sweetness and Hong crane, which will be pretty.

Some day in me by will do in her mine.
The that time each guy to carry and envy.
' The cause paradise is the place will be going out.


Pretty Hong crane.
Pretty Hong crane.


When she walks in side, she neighbourhood shines with the high piece.
When the possibility he doing the hah only it is.
His thing by Ohio in each guy her percentage then the place!


She does only and when she does to sleep.
Will cry with sweetness and Hong crane.
Which will be pretty some day in me by will do in her mine.

The that time each guy to carry and envy.
' The cause paradise is the place will be going out.
Shalala, alleluia pretty Hong crane.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 08:59 AM

Black swimming pool beautiful woman.

Nine under keeps at work word Broad and supreme beauty suck by Miss.

[Ball 1970 it shakes off].

Ohio! The black swimming pool beautiful woman.
Was the for escape train from northern part reverse?
Saturday in night beautiful spectacle, illumination hazard guard.
The girl and the boy who the mother and the dad are legitimate.
It is young with the fancy-free.
By the ocean in the black swimming pool in Hwang gold mile laugh from hazard.

Singing together.

Me it thinks quite well.
The black swimming pool beautiful woman other all the shaft which is happy.
Me them my thing it will snap off and it thinks.
Goes out and when burning the swimming pool line.
And together in the swimming pool beautiful woman where we are black song one song.

Singing together.


The enemy the pig same Greenfield he was from that place.
He was mighty and he thought the smooth thing.
He bought the hat in Hwang gold mile.
"It will carry and" height so does the hat talked the thing quickly.
The pig the same all girls the hazard boy.
Drank the pulse week where he is many but too much.
Him she which will make transit in the Riverpool young girl will fall and the pier and.

Singing together.

The ice cream it will dawn and lick it well can settle assuredly in lower part.
She hazard lived a Knickerbocker her honour.
She will cut off and him with the fellow who talks that is when pressing until.
She loved his ice cream talk but.
She in smile and laugh had it in all inside and she went.
Jack she fell the crew hazard.
Them travel the hazard highland Ann returned assuredly in the island of the man.

Singing together.

The different person it went toward the high piece.
Inside the tunnel of the swimming pool tower.
Whose us what kind of is black now and love.
Some in the lower part of the pier.
The black swimming pool sand hazard.
It fell and it made above.
It was congested always at midnight hour and it was.
The identical water by us but to it and and the political party it did ten it made.
And me it fell with the Riverpool young girl and it made.
But I, assuredly it will be able to think her name.

Singing together.

When all the possibility of talking it is.
And the now black swimming pool beautiful woman are thousand talks.
It goes out and the broad way, which Doe grows long.
It goes out and Doe these people will call, be many.
Missing the broad way passing going out hour.
When we hand down the curtain them were happy.
And we because of good season.
The ardour wagon will steam the rear family in the city, theyn the place.

Singing together.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 09:32 AM

Poor knock. Tommy Daniels.

With the morning high piece, we live in 5.
And that is we stay, it is wondering.
It the car day will dawn and in order to greet it will yawn.
And it will carry and and it puts.
That time it long becomes.
The drive back, which is desolate, and it faces each other.

Ohio, which is valuable, me in order to be late it is going.
The gaffer stands in the door.
Inside his isolation Jim our wages he will dock us in his hand.
We sulkily thud to buy the grub and.

Singing together.

Poor poor knock, this all day of it my loom which it is talking.
Poor poor knock, the gaffer, which gets thin it paid too much to respect.

Always in poor poor knock and the clock 1 eye.
Go to go out, it will go out and when the fact that it will reciprocate.
Or the empty tin-can guttle thing I is its.

Poor poor knock.

We inside will soak it in over there and the hair of tarn.
Our oneself we will load and must make wet.
It gets wet by the car.
It in me which it does the impression staggers.
And the writing it is filthy and long.
There is a mouse inside the barn, which becomes.
From time to time the shuttle is day n at the outside.
And what kind of it gives blowing to the woman who is poor.
She deceived and from that place, it was from that place.
And the attention, which commits sodomy, it bled.
And who carries her at the outside and to respect it is going?

Singing together.

The tuner must go at my loom.
He sits him was unjust from that place but only.
He pup wooed our Lizzie always.

And me it will be wrong only and it will come and it will get.
And to be easy in the bed.
And the Lizzie쳌fs, which becomes the map it will be like this.
Me will be wrong it considers her, which it takes away.
She got thin her Bunny which it sees now.
It them we regarding at the hour when it will be a d is legitimate.

Singing together.

Song it does to peel and as Ohio the head which me, is poor.
Me it cut off and it maintains thread 3 strings, which it wove.
Me having the wing it goes out and it wishes and as to peel.
The heart, which me, is poor Oh PHS, is the Ohio shoes.

Singing together.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 11:39 AM

Inside anger it does not see after to dry. Shelter.

It slides on eye internal of your mind.
It will spread out and and it does not know.
It is a glow l thing and compared to the place where it recovers.
It spreads out and you whom it talks do and with the fact that you do not do to sleep assuredly. But you all things.
Fade slowly far.

It is like this and me it starts a revolution from my bed.
The brain, which is going out you, talk that it goes to my head the Cos.
To which inside flower from outside phase me time.
Stand in the side of the fireplace.
Your face fall and from the writing see.
It spreads out in order to ignite at the outside my, heart it is not going.

And it will dawn like this and lie there is a possibility of waiting.
It being late too much she is fish.
The broad way, which we above are walking in side.
Her soul slides far.
Inside anger it does not see but after to dry.
I listened to the fact that you will talk.

Will carry in the place where you are thin in the place and take away.
Night or one it connects and anyone boat song Fish in the place which is not.
It does not put your life inside the hand to dry.
Rock-and-roll band.
It is all to throw it far to peel, who.
, I in order to start a revolution from my, bed it is going.

The brain which is going out my, head you talk that it goes to the Cos.
To which inside phased flower from external Joys me time.
Stand in the side of the fireplace.
Your face fall and from the writing see.
The Cosh it spreads out in order to ignite at the outside my, heart it is not going.
And it will dawn like this and Ali there is a possibility of waiting.

It being late too much she is Fish.
She walks in side and the broad way which she continues.
My soul slides far.
Inside anger it does not see but after to dry.
I listened to the fact that you will talk.
It will dawn like this and Ali there is a possibility of waiting.

It being late too much she is fixed.
The broad way which we above are walking in side.
Her soul slides far.
Inside anger it does not see but after to dry.
I listened to the fact that you will talk.
And it being late too much with her there will be Fish.
And it will dawn a possibility of waiting her like this and limp there is?

Above it passes by and my soul kept the thing inside anger slides far.
Inside anger and after seeing but after, at least it does not see today

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 12:21 PM

Lines from various songs upthread, that belong each on their own T-shirt:

It was last thing of the non- human feelings my heart


All the caves, are born and fill with the sun


And the wind was started the fact that it barks.


CHORAL SOCIETY


All in order to be the total right side it is going!


With the person where them are good we meet in order to mix.


~S~

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 03:45 PM

JOHN HA'NW (Trad). Arr. Lonnie Donegan.


John Standin that "has been lost by the $$lferroviaire>street.
Waitin ", for the train mayfly turns.
The train mayfly comes also this has steam at ice j'.
That is lost John has thought that he will be supposed it goes to the highest surface.
That is lost length long John.
That is lost length long John.

That is lost John has come in the country of hemisphere of south.
There, in a calm type only in a mouse appeases thus a type with pond ration if.
That is lost John has said that "you are my friend.
He is my friend, in the conclusion ".
The time is enough that is lost John you seek.
That is lost length long John.

That is lost John was shaped now a union of shoes his himself.
Objective the shoes that have been reported indeed.
Sales in the confrontation, sales.
No one does not know thus, any type g "John it has lost wine.
That is lost length long John.
That is lost length long John.

The woman statement you do not have a fear quilt
I am not charmer "strj'm wgma, the beer John of fables I receive lost it buys the beer.
The head of police "s in my trace and is shortly here this.
That is lost length long John.
That is lost length long John.

Shafts with fingen the one that is lost John.
"Means in the feather that zygj'zetaj MEMBER STATE.
The cell of cutting has goes to under.
And is now renewed abroad.
That is lost length long John.
That is lost length long John.

If each one you require tragody dime'nose them this song?
"You declare" in the MEMBER, STATE the Lonnie Donegal. Being "jcu and.
If each one you ask, you have this song informed.
It says precisely Lonnie in Donegal and you had it goes.
That is lost length long John.
That is lost length long John.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 04:45 AM

Work green apple. Due to the Runs put the word and the music due to market.

And me ' it happens inside the mornin.
In my eye and inside her.
"Goodbye" it talks with a lower part in my head.
And me it staggers in the breakfast table.
The goin which the child trains ' it falls...
Goodbye during.
And 'n' capture by her at the outside my hand it arrives.
The javelin'' it talks and it 'n "it is salty, the hon? ".
And I width cross the smilin.
And ' the mouth alcoholic beverage I see.
The writing my heart my mornin' solar report which is warm.

And this lovin' B of that.
That time it goes out and it talks and it has.
It wore and that the small green apple it was not not to be.
And from me inside time the Indiana pulley.
Sue elegy it does not come inside.
The Seuss and with the doctor be same.
Or Disneyland and E compared to nine suet, restlessness.
It wore and that the small green apple it was not not to be.
And from me inside time the Indiana pulley.
Suet elegy it does not come inside.
And when the feelin' where my, each one will be low connecting.
Me other regarding her face, which rises it, thinks.
And my mind it is a side transgression.



From time to time I, call the knowin.
From the house of up of her and ' she is busy.
And she will fall and Issue Utd, she will carry.
And the possibility which she will meet be and ask in her.
And possibly in order to eat.
The possibility of grabbing the bite there were we.
And by her she will carry the doin'.
And in order to meet hasting in lower part falls.
And me it is late always.
She will carry but first and when seeing.
Her the waitin ' the patience sits and fIsh it smiles.
' Cause she made that method.

And this lovin' B of that.
That time it goes out and it talks and it has.
It wore and that the small green apple it was not not to be.
When and the winter comes.
The eye does not hand down inside Minneapolis.
And it is screen U -b Ul and with v U be same.
The pup, the autumn 'nabob leaves the gun.

Fade.

It wore and that the small green apple it was not not to be.
And the Indiana pulley psu elegy it does not come inside.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Sep 06 - 05:01 AM

At Towersey this year, someone was heard to sing, during 'A drop of Nelsons' blood' :~ A nice wash below wouldn't do us any harm.....

Freudian slip maybe???

LTS

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,I've Never Kippled
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 08:26 AM

[Such as :}

If you what, let Head blame them, it is no longer,
If you believe your own, all doubts
And suspected it also if you are not tired, and so on,
To lie or not operating at or disgust,
Not for hate, but not good enough, too wise :

If the dream-not your dream master if you want, you think, no goal;
If won, and two staff treated the same disasters;
You can bear to listen to the truth distorted ambitions so subsidence insurance,
If you look at the things you sent and life, breaking bent over, 'em worn out tools :

If we can win a Pier 1 risk turn Barrier seas,
And you lose the beginning of a fresh start
Must not lose your breath about.
If your heart. Neural thread strength and disappeared a long time to ask questions,
So do not hold your However, they said, "Wait a moment!"

If you maintain the United States and Germany
With the king or walk, lost contact with the common,
If not enemies, not your friends love hurt;
If you count, but too much can make up mercilessly
Minutes 60 seconds in the value of a long-distance race,
You are all the earth, the ground-more --
Men, my son!

-- Pooling Easy

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Bet your excellency je men
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 08:47 AM

Slough
[cyon] Bet your excellency je men (1906 - 1984)

The bomb which is kind to come, it falls to Slough!
Where It is not the human being hazard now suitably,
The cow there is not a grass which grazes the grass.
It passes over and swarm, it dies!

Where The bomb and the once non flag
Is the air conditioning system which comes to smithereens,
The army post exchange which dawns,
With the chief the mouth [hin] the fruit,
With the chief the mouth [hin] the meat,
With the chief the mouth [hin] the milk,
With the chief the mouth [hin] the bean,
With the chief the mouth [hin] mind,
With the chief the mouth [hin] suction.   

Them the congestion which calls this city comfort [huth] [ttu] [li]
ten:00 in the house lower part for five 97
And at escape day one crown anti- 20 for.   

And gets that man who has the duplex chin
Who deceives always the eye to do, always it wins,
From a tear of the woman where who should have washed the skin
Which him is unpleasant:   

And the pulverization where his desk
And his hand of pulverization polished Oak hit like this
And stop the dirty joke which him is tadious
And make the shout in him.   

A bald head which it attaches but economize
The young clerk stinking cad profits;
Were not their defects where them go mad,
Them taste saw a hell.   

From the radio where is not their defect
Which them are not knowing birdcall,
Them in Maidenhead where is not the thin
Their defect at this any time

And challenge it does not try to seek not be
From the production various imitation Tudor stick of great disaster
And the car of sports and in order not to see the star
Substitution burp but.   

It has an interest and from labour-saving families,
Ttheir wife does the peroxide head kinkily at the outside
And stop it and draw their nail
From synthesis air.   

The bomb and the autumn when it is kind to Slough
The plow is prepared it it comes and in order.
The cabbage is come now;
The endurance emits.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 09:06 AM

As for Ohio state my name that as for from my age that it is nothin
As for national me who mean a little the empty in order to follow law, you taught I
Where it is called the American Nakanishi section which comes brought up there
And there is a God the side in that land where I have lived.   

As for Ohio state these those of history informing
That so well as for the cavalryman party Indian person
Who informs that and is filled up time
It is as for the cavalryman party which is as for the Indian person
Who is filled up as for Ohio state which dies using the God of the country young side.   

The Ohio State-Spanish-American war passed day
And also civil war was directly put
And name of the hero using the gun of I hand
Which is made in order to memorize and God the side.   

But the Ohio state first great war,
Reason I of the fight which closes destiny
Did not obtain boy that under any condition straightly,
I accept that of the pride which learns the fact that it accepts
That because of you the time God of your side
Counting the deceased, it is not good.   

We who come to the second next worldwide large wartime edge
Permitted German and we however they who are the friend
Murdered 6,000,000 of the ovens current
German who rises let us have the God the side.   

If as for me another war which learns the fact
That the Russian is hated completely with my lifetime starts,
That must fight us, hate those which those are, because you fear, move,
In order to hide and accept that entirely bravely using the God of my side.   

But now as for us, the fire of the chemical dust
Which obtains the weapon those us as for us who then make those lay off
One pushing and the shock wide world of the button which becomes
And at the time of God of your side which never does not ask.   

But many dark time I betrayed with the kiss
Which is that directly yes Christ of thinkin concerning this,
As for me it cannot think because of you, you must decide,
Whether or not Judas Iscariot it had the God of that side.   

Because I am leavin, the word to which so now as for me
As for confusion me who become fatigued
Can the tongue which is feelin say, is not fills up my head if
And God of the falling our side to the floor he stops the following war.

-- Hob D Run

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 06:24 PM

LtS.

Can I pinch that line[mo
dified]?

'A drop o' wash & go wouldn't do us any harm'
'A drop o' wash & go wouldn't do us any harm'
'Oh, a little drop below wouldn't do us any harm'
'& weed all 'ang on be'ind!'

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 11:53 AM

SOIL OF THE ANGER. Phil and June Colander. Cloud-cuckoo-land.

Goes that whole day close one to high essays.
In which falcons establish their nests.
Silver silver winged fly it.
They know the call of the liberty in their chests.
Sawingblack head against the sky.
Where rock rotates, runs it down to the sea.

Choir.

Life on your western bank.
Sawing summer sunsets, asked for more.
I was available your Atlantic sea.
And a song for Ireland sang.

Drinks whole daily.
In old publications, in which fiddlers love to play.
Note of the saw one the elbow.
It played a tape reel, which seemed so great and homosexual.
Confessed on Dingle beach and form.
In the wild foam rubber we found Atlantic bass.

Choir. Life on your western bank.
Sawing summer sunsets, asked for more.
I was available your Atlantic sea.
And a song for Ireland sang.

Maintenance whole daily.
With applicable friends, who try, to form you for stay?
Explain from of jokes and of off messages.
Singing song to lead to the time away.
The Galway salmon run watched out.
Like silver dancing shooting in the sun.

Choir.

Life on your western bank.
Sawing summer sunsets, asked for more.
I was available your Atlantic sea.
And a song for Ireland sang.

Dreams at the night.
I a country in skeins had to fight saw.
Wake up in your dawn.
I saw you to cry in the morning the light.
Sleeps, where the falcons fly.
They rotate and turn all in your air-blue sky.

Choir.

Life on your western bank.
Sawing summer sunsets, asked for more.
I was available your Atlantic sea.
And a song for Ireland sang.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 11:59 AM

SONG FOR GROUND of ANGER. Phil and Colic laugh June.

That goes whole day.
Narrow raised tests, in which falcons build their nests.
Of Silber-silver-winged steal it.
They know the call of freedom in their chest.
Black head counters the sky.
Where it twists rocks, where they run to the bottom with the sea.

Choral society.

Life on your Western bank.
Couchers of the sun of summer of saw, asked around more.
I was ready your Atlantic sea.
And a song for Ireland sang.

To drink whole day.
In the old publications, in which fielder to like to play.
Note saw elbow.
It played a reel, which seemed so large and homosexual allowed on of Dingle beach and form. In the wild foam rubber, we found a pole Atlantic.

Choral society.

Life on your Western bank.
Couchers of the sun of summer of saw, asked around more.
I was ready your Atlantic sea.
And a song for Ireland sang.

Whole maintenance of the day.
With the right friends who try to train you stay.
To explain jokes and information.
Song song to lead far time.
Galway the salmon race paid attention.
Like dancing silver-plated drawing in the sun.

Choral society.

Life on your Western bank.
Couchers of the sun of summer of saw, asked around more.
I was ready your Atlantic sea.
And a song for Ireland sang.

Dreams in the night. I a country in that keyns saw fighting due to awake in your paddle.
I saw you the morning crying the light.
It sleeps, where the falcons fly.
They twist and turn all-them in your blue skies.

Choral society.

Life on your Western bank.
Couchers of the sun of summer of saw, asked around more.
I was ready your Atlantic sea.
And a song for Ireland sang

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 07:25 AM

In any company in the market, da Rling categories

In any company in the market, da Rling categories,
No, no, no, no,
In any company in the market, da Rling categories,
No, no, no.
In any company in the market, da Rling categories,
No, no, no, no,
In Washington, is that sugar, peach, pomegranates, plums.

Gal, you showed me the proposal "categories,
No, no, no, no,
I found you Gal," Mutlon categories,
No, no, no,
I found you Gal, "Mutlon categories,
No, no, no, no,
In Washington, such as sugar, plums, pomegranates, plums.

What is Gal "Invite your partner" category,
No, no, no, no,
What is needed is Gal "Invite your partner" category,
No, no, no,
What is required is Gal "fact" you partner, categories,
No, no, no, no,
In Washington, such as sugar, plums, pomegranates, plums.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 07:41 AM

Knock down the man

Oh in me, the man, method [olh] smallness blow the man who the knave
And in lower part knock downs the man it knock downs
Oh, the knave, it will blow the man and,
And [iss], the man in me whom it gives and knock downs it knock downs some day! where   

It goes out and because is a lower part leg work of paradisiacal distance
And goes out about Huaihe which it meets hazard chanced the very young virgin.
   
She went round from the counter and the bluff which are by the bow,
So I had from all sails and i went and now i cried, "the method [ceyn] that much and."   

To be like this I the tail of her my webfoot was sweet
And her i was dragged and i had and i went, far yardarm we went to yardarm.   

When but we are thin, she talks to me, "full it is active the ocean is prepared the car [iss] only there is a rigger. "
That parcel the stick clearness as soon as, the colleague in end of the [su] green onion ring knocked me but in lower part.   

With the magnetization where you are big [tu] [le] [nwup] the jack starboard and port,
It is a black plunger in the deck for the William order which kicks hard.   

I us wind the rope like this and before interest i give the warning which is fair to you,
The pretty girl talks and with it has the branch it dries, the head until now and.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 07:59 AM

The nightingale shines

Besides the fact that was her beauty,
The soldier and the brave grenade soldier clearly,
As me the 1 morning May my saws sweet couple been walking together
In the play o which is the fair maid with 1, now singing.   

Cho:
But they kissed and therefore that you pushed mutually, are sweet simultaneously,
Consoling, arming alongside the road like the sisters and the sibling it did.      
Those did until it came to the spring, in order to inquire about that exactly the road,
And the nightingale sing, arming according to the both which sit down together.   

Then he pulled you listen her that kind of cheerful condition which is pulled up the valley in order
And as for him she had known, to sound from that knapsack, the nightingale how sings,
You listen, the fair maid being answered, the fiddle which does her
Tthat kind of cheerful condition which it does and is long.   

O comes being said the soldier, "the time of tis which gives NO of o'er
O it was not one condition which does the daughter, mainly.
As for contact of the string where I like the fact that you play,
Am long inquiring about the nightingale sings in order to observe at that the clean flower is brought up.   

Now in place of the strong beer the wine and I who drink the strong whiskey between India,
Have gone in the year when seven is long, if it returns for the second time,
Within the spring then we sit down both together, it decides to be, dearly,
And you inquire about that the nightingale sings.   

Now, the soldier you came, the fair maid you called
I who get married. NO of o, the soldier, how when, it is, that it is, you didn't say?
Being my itself country the well small wife is home because of me,
She meets your eye, being smartest, it is the small woman.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: NightWing
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 08:24 PM

This was English to Italian to French to German and back to English. I suspect that putting the German in between the two Romance languages would have buggered it up considerably more.

A bit more modern than many, but:

The speed is a resistance, it is a large and large resistance

insiemi your Minzen* on fire, expirations your depression of the front.

The coke is obliging. Rather I would take toke that

and soffocamento with their one breaks to smoke from the brain cells to.

By on the acid jumping expirations you bearing plates. DMT too richly for me.

Aquarium heroin pleasant crate pin, in order to bury it.

The marijuana spurs it on, the drop and the Madonna lives

with its hair candeggiati superoxide hoof-caught on united protossido from nitrogen to to wish to eat.

The pit examined it all and could ring strangely,

but meinss drogue preferentially is a beer ghiacciata

the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

Perhaps I receive the excitements of the pills and cold weather,

from Robitussin and a bottle from NyQuil.

Ecstasy is with me FAIR. On the adhesive of the airplane éternuez it - achoo.

The girl Mohawk with a needle in its neck,

nervous shipwreck, Andante collects to call.

Nicotine is so obscene, the Kaffein only makes it average.

The Wurfvernice did not hoof-catch is quaint,

it gives you the Migraenen in such a way, and he gives her back weak.

Hash it is a gas like a scandal of the past,

but the examination for cercarea down it is a pain in the donkey.

The pit examined it all and could ring strangely,

but meinss drogue preferentially is a beer ghiacciata

the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer, the beer.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

BB,

NightWing

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 10:25 AM

SIMPLY AND SLOWLY. Dominic be hand and Sea no Casey.

It was downwards by the Christian of Church that I met initially Annie.
A small ordinary girl and not a top to intimidate.
She explained me that his/her father of Dungannon had come.
And its of return head would take in soft Tschuess and Tschuess.

Choral society.

And that which with each possible man it is that it is or NR.
If I am simple or if I am right.
As I raised his Petticoat, simply and slowly.
And I bound in top my case, to bend his shoe.

In the city or the country, a girl is a jewel.
And cultivated well for the behaviour, those majority when.
But each one young vehicles an imbecile is true.
If it tests time at the first, outward journey far a top.

Us wandered by Thomas Street, to the bottom in Liffey.
Daylight was gone and rose dark the evening.
Along Whitemans bridge and by of God in one moment.
My arm was around it, beyond in park a CHORAL SOCIETY.

And that which with each possible man it is that it is or NR.
If I am simple or if I am right.
As I raised his Petticoat, simply and slowly.
And I bound in top my case, to bend his shoe.

If you risk, to go the city of Dungannon.
They can seek, until your Aug aep fel are empty and blind.
You are having sat or active upright or sporting or.
The other as the Annie who never find you.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

And that which with each possible man it is that it is or NR.
If I am simple or if I am right.
As I raised his Petticoat, simply and slowly.
And I bound in top my case, to bend his shoe.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 10:56 AM

WHIRLING A LIGHT.

My father was a guard of the whirling a light.
And it slept with a fine night of the nice one.
From this connection three came.
A trembler and a Porgy and the other one were I!

CHOIR. You ho ho, the wind impacts freely.
OH- for the life on the role sea!

One night, since I to a-add glim was.
To sing of worms of the anthem of evening.
A voice on the tax panel cried "ahoy!".
and there was my nut/mother and one-ate on a buoy.

CHOIR.

You ho ho, the wind impacts freely.
OH- for the life on the role sea!

"OH -, in that the remainder of my children is three?"
My nut/mother, then, which asked it from me.
Like a speaking fish one issued.
The other one by a scrubbing plate one served.

CHOIR.

You ho ho, the wind impacts freely.
OH- for the life on the role sea!


Then the phosphorous flashed in their sea plant hair.
Not there I looked again and my nut/mother was.
But their voice came back echo-ends from the night.
"To hell with the guard Wire bells team of the light!"

CHOIR. You ho ho, the wind impacts freely.
OH- for the life on the role sea!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 11:35 AM

The high river is deep, mountain. Fear Sector, Barmy, Greenwich.

When I am a little girl, I have the rag a tool holder.
The only tool holder, I truly loves me your accurately way.
I, now likes the rag this tool holder.
But my love only now rose.
And it intensely accepts with each way.
And it accepted me deeply deeply to form the legend.
And it intensely accepts me to love you one day, deeply.
Deeply forms until mine OH!
Mean river day, by mountain altitude.

If I lost, you have become I sob?
OH- like I love your baby, the baby, the baby, the baby am.
A your young boy, you puppy?
Afterwards comes nearby them to gush out.
I is always very reliable elephant this puppy.
Inadequate is I never is left in him you in the paragraph.
It continues the cause and likely the river river.
It accepts and a bigger baby and the sky knew.
It accepts and a softer baby, when its I liked you deeply deeply forming my my OH- -? .
With the high river, the mountain gets up.

If I lost, you have become I sob?
OH- is perhaps wished I to love your baby, the baby, the baby.
The baby baby to is similar to spend I to love your spring.
Perhaps and I like your baby singing for example the robin.
And I like you expensively you wishing the baby it the bag student.
And I love your high baby's river remote mountain.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 11:58 AM

(By us)*

And all of the place where I am hungry,
And when the drink and not impossible,
If the hard times do not kill me,
And when he developed and die.

The view whiskey, whiskey,
And the performances of tears,
If you are not able to give the opinion,
And certainly die.

When I arrived,
So fit, Wall,
"Rosin arc and make myself better
And welcome, wherever I go. M "

When meat and red wine
When I am hungry,
But when I Grenbacks strongly,
And even when they die and religion.

He says, alcohol,
And money in my country.
Those who do not do so,
I can leave me alone.

Sometimes and sometimes
Drink wine and drinks,
And some Islamists alcohol,
And at other times not.

But if the drunken,
Whiskey, which is,
And that it can not be left to me,
And me alone.

Diamond S. "Jack Straw",
Or diamonds, and I know of age,
And you want to deprive the poor pockets
Of silver and gold.

Oh whiskey, and you, scoundrels,
And you have been,
You have happened to me and you have beaten and kicked me,
And love you forever.

If the Pacific and whiskey, w
Wich is losing,
And that »11463 basement
To the erosion of candy to one.

But I did not, from the Atlantic Ocean
And does not fall,
And deserves to follow and the meeting Educational,
In contrast to the brief.

In the bottom and passengers,
And Annan in the face,
But left the next July,
And justice in the land.

And parents are not the Crown,
And I say very poor.
I simply say that
The intervention of the door.

Sweet milk when hunger,
But when he saw the whiskey and I,
But the tree does not fall on our ears,
And lived until his death.

The best buy whiskey,
Which offer the best soup,
Which, I think, oh sugar,
And not by you.

When drinking whiskey and private,
Especially when drinking,
And about ten thousand bottles
And has killed at the time.

We do not have any objection
To the wife, so children
And the best way is not living
With his wife at all.


* sic. That's what it came out as. You couldn't make it up.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 12:16 PM

[Men Harlech)

Harlech men empty, forcing Billow you like to listen
To the wave of surging health brothers fighting far,
"the master of Hope foemen honest, Spearmen openly and open shooter
Or whether Knight or family farmers should bite the ground forces song times,
Now we can conquer the skies will be launched
Under the banner of peace and a high degree of stability
In the mine bolts, "We need masters of the country,
He is really, really proud of our own
So that we honor God : freedom, the right

Rough and narrow steeps. After flying spears and arrows and lightning
Who would have thought the death and grief. Now is the glorious death
Slowly than Earth, Yang jockeys foemen fate of the deceased,
Including the wife or lover of a friend or a life filled with blood
Levels of impact, in a tit-for-tat fighting
Has killed or locked in shock, and compassion
For the young man metro paradise
Harlech and hoary story your name to strike home,
A lifelong honor. God freely and correctly

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 12:20 PM

RISE OF THE MOON.

"Do you explain to me, me explain you that, Sean O쳌fFarrell?
Me explain, why them itself so? Hurry ".
"You calm me down bhuachail, calm you down and hear you,".
And its face were whole aglow.
"I carry orders of the captain, arrange you, to prepare fast and soon.
With your Spies after your shoulder for the rise of the moon ".

"Do you explain to me that, me, Sean O'Farrell.
Explain you, where the meeting is to be '?"
"Near the old point by the river.
The right admits me" far away to you and.
"A further thing, the signal character?"
"You whistle the marching melody up.
For ours mirror-image-eat must by the rise of the moon together be ".

Out of many one-mud mud walled cab.
Eyes looked ' by the night.
Much struck manly a heart ' for the geese egg net morning light.
A cry developed along the river, as hummed any sad Toads fee.
And thousands mirror-image-eat flashed by the rise of the moon.

Everything along the shining black mass of the river of one of the men was seen.
Height over its shining weapons flew their own loved green.
Death to each enemy and to Traitor.
Whistle from the marching melody.
An And Hurrah I boys for liberty, is it the rise of the moon.

Well, which they fought for dear old Ireland, and full bitter was their fate.
OH -, which splendourful pride ensures and the names of ninety eight fills.
But you thank God strike hearts in burning noon of mankind even now.
Who follows into its steps, at the rise of the moon?

PATHS OF THE MOON.

Do you declare me ", me declare that, of Sean O' Farrell, explain me, why it him thus?
To dispatch ".
If "you calm to me bhuachail, you calm and you hear," and its face was whole aglow.
"I carry contracts of the captain, leads you to prepare quickly and soon.
With your Spies after your shoulder to increase the moon ".


You declare me "that, of Sean O' Farrell me explain you, where the meeting ' must be?"
"The old in the future allowed point narrowly by the river, the right to you and me".
"Another thing, the sign of signal?"
You whistle, "the melody walking.
For our chimney SPI, must be together by increasing the moon ".

Much Slim-mud-walled cabin.
Eyes looked at ' by the night.
Much struck manly a heart ' for the blessed light of morning.
A cry was born along the river, like sad Toads feet to whirr.
And miles chimney SPI ignited by increasing the moon.

All it along the brilliant black mass of the river one of the men was seen.
The height on its brilliant weapons stole green liked clean sound.
Death with each enemy and with of Traitor.
Whistle melody going.
And Hurrah me boy for freedom, is him to increase the moon.

The well which they fought for dear old Ireland, and full landmark were its destiny.
OH -, which patched vole r the pride ensures and the names ninety-eight fills.
But if thank god even now strike hearts in midday burning of humanity.
Who follows in his stages, to increase the moon?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 04:23 PM

In consequence of the fact that my water there is a hole inside.

In consequence of the fact that my water, love the Liza which it does.
Love there is a hole inside the Liza, which it does.
In consequence of the fact that my water.
Love there is a hole inside the hole of the Liza, which it does.

Henry and the love which love do that time it.
Henry whom it does.
Love Henry whom it does repair.
Henry and the love which love do that time it.
Henry whom it does.
Repair it it repairs.

Me to what it, love the Liza and love it does the Liza.
It repairs it does at description below?
To what it, me to what love it does the Liza.
It repairs it does at description below?

In the wheat straw, love Henry and the love.
Which it does Henry whom it does, love Henry whom it does.
In the wheat straw, love Henry whom it does.
In the wheat straw love Henry whom it does.

But the wheat straw too much long.
Love the Liza which it does, love it is a Liza, which it does.
But the wheat straw too much long love the Liza, which it does.
Too much for a long time is.

Henry and the love which love do that time it.
Henry whom it does, love Henry whom it does cut.
Henry and the love which love do that time it.
Henry whom it does, cut it it cuts.

Me to what it cuts it it does at description below?
Love the Liza which it does, love it does the Liza.
Which me to what it cuts it it does at description below?
Love it does to what the Liza?

Axe love in Henry whom it does.
Love the Henry love, which it does Henry whom it does.
In the axe, love Henry whom it does.
Love Henry's axe, which it does.

The axe too much dull love the Liza, which it does.
Love it is a Liza, which it does.
The axe is dull and the love which is dull too much.
The Liza, which it does, too much is.

Henry who love does that time it, love the Henry love, which it does.
Henry whom it does do sharply.
Henry who love does that time it, love.
Henry whom it does it does sharply it sharply.




Me to what it it does sharply at description below?
Love the Liza which it does, love it does the Liza.
Which me to what it it does sharply at description below?
Love it does to what the Liza?

Pebble love in Henry whom it does.
Love the Henry love, which it does Henry whom it does.
Pebble love in Henry whom it does.
Love the Henry pebble, which it does.

But the pebble the love which it constructs too much the Liza.
Which it does, love it is a Liza which it does.
But the pebble constructed the love which it constructs too much the Liza.
Which it does, too much is.

Henry who love does that time it, love the Henry love.
Which it does Henry whom it does make wet.
Henry who love does that time it, the love, which gets wet.
Henry it it does make wet.

Me to what it makes wet it it does at description below?
Love the Liza which it does, love it does the Liza.
Which me to what it makes wet it it does at description below?
Love it does to what the Liza?

Adjacent waters love in Henry whom it does.
Love the Henry love, which it does Henry whom it does.
Adjacent waters love in Henry whom it does.
In the adjacent waters love Henry whom it does.

And me it it gets it does how at description below?
Love the Liza which it does, love it does the Liza.
Which and me it it gets it does how at description below?
Love it does to what the Liza?

In consequence of the fact that the water love inside Henry whom it does.
Love the Henry love, which it does Henry whom it does.
In consequence of the fact that the water in consequence of the fact.
That love inside Henry whom it does, love the Henry water, which it does.

In consequence of the fact that my water.
Love the Liza, which it does, love.
There is a hole inside the Liza, which it does.
In consequence of the fact that my water.
Love there is a hole inside the hole of the Liza, which it does! !

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 04:51 PM

Them were one. (The British word due to the Genera skin). '

Music b five r is Ivan ovich fomin due to (1900 -1948) and by the konstant in pod rev skij `doro gojdlinnoju foundation two.


The tavern it was to old days.
Us separation or in the place which raises 2.
Think we laughed an hour far to peel.
And all companies doing it dreams.
us percentage theyn the place.

Singing together.

Them were one my friend.
Them will not end assuredly.
and they we thought the place thing to do, it did to sleep.
We do forever and one song.
martial percentage they the place.
Us the life flesh l which we select they the place.
We will fight and Jeans we will lose assuredly, they the place.
Us hazard there were young our methods and it was positive.
Lalalalalala, lalalalalala.
Them one, Ohio are like that, it was one, which is them.

By us that time of the case which will rush busy year.
We lost our star conception in method.
It goes out accidentally and when it will be extensive.
it sees inside the tavern.
We will smile with each other and we will talk, they the place.

Singing together.

It goes out and on the front of the tavern the line the tonight, which is legitimate.
It was not visible in the method where is anything. I
Inside separating I saw the reflection, which is strange.
Is that was B with lonely person realness?

Singing together.


The door it led and from that place the laugh, which is intimate, it came. ,
Me your face my, name as report your this it listened to the fact that will call.
Ohio it and me the friend, we long become knows it is wiser but.
The hazard dream yet is the identical water inside our heart.

Singing together.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 10:22 AM

To love songs
(with lyrics by Joseph Campbell, "Siosamh Makathmahaoel)

1) Of the group that sings songs Lullaby,
A blow to the following
Just in a moment of eye
Twinkle in the night
And love poetry and unsatisfactory Lennane-Chi
Was in the heart and humble life,
Liberty and condemn
For love is the head of all.

2) The presence of ships this August
Twickst phrase "Gandhi-Banquet and Druim;
In this era river Marge
He explains that his home.
If the rise is not a fairy tale
Has been translated mother,
But the dew, and the memory of love
On the green side of the songs.

3) When in the twenty-Bee **
We lulled to sleep and theft
That Schilling Laurin
During Döring and watch.
In 1979 and in the foundation,
Singing and spare fire,
Bogood Sadly, in Homs sweet undertone
And songs from the heart and desire

4), And welcome, The love for me,
And who is in the heart :
Before sonata of happiness
That knows no defect defect.
When they raise, and daring to go,
"Transport leaving the light of love
And feel the winds blowing to
The longing of the darkness of night.

5) Group, which sings the songs, Lullaby
Blow to the following
Just in a moment of eye
Twinkle in the night
And love poetry and unsatisfactory Lennane-Chi
Was in the heart and humble life,
Liberty and condemn
For love is the head of all.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 03:21 AM

However, the Wahid
(r.orbison / Milson)

9981-in 9981-in 9981 -
Dumdi-de-uh Waugh -
Yei Yei Yei -
--Yes Oh Oh Oh--
--uh uh, not that the Wahid

However, the Wahid (9981-in 9981 - 9981 - Dumdi-de-uh)
Identify your map and see today (Waugh - Yei Yei Yei - --Yes)
However, the Wahid (in 9981-in 9981 - 9981 - Dumdi-de-uh)
Do I know this not true Vilén (9981-99 81-9981 - Dumdi-de-uh)

And the child goes my heart
They're gone forever, so far,
But only unity know why
And tears only to a single

9981 - 9981 - 9981 - Dumdi-de-uh Waugh -
Yai Yai Yai -
--Yes, Oh Oh Oh--
--uh, uh, not that

The sole purpose of that single
Known Heartaches have said
Only that the single,
I know I am you probably tomorrow love very by no more grief
And Thats an opportunity that must be taken
If you have the heart of its owner,
The rest single

9981 - 9981 - 9981 - Dumdi-de-ah

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 03:29 AM

Wop Her Dredging

Oh, I have tried to attract beautiful girl, and her rights,
She called kitty Marrigga-Maria I takei night,
Her father was looking for a mate at home,
He said, "If you got up here I sell you. "

I wop her advertisement, I told you she
She ah wop- E-wop her Australian sand advertising, I told you she,
Oh wop her post -- a demand.

Ah - I, we agree to a ladder, in a window,
Only plastic thing, which is laughing,
Is in the process of Flaxseed gum suddenly,
I and my feet to step down quietly. I backed reduction.

They put my family's car, I wheeled my home care
And the elderly to Tumen not stare
Ah, my brother Jim is urgent, he said, "plastic."
"I was looking for a mate Kate," I ", I think I end.

They took me to the doctor, I take my situation they face.
I had to face them, I did not show that I was deceived by deception,
But they are plastic, I thought
I was stupid when I turpentined buttocks.

We also agree with me and then to Wednesday,
I imagine that she makes my butt and my legs triggered
Street children are crying with a plastic walking,
Here he is with his butt. Reduce elastic bottom of the fallen.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 03:34 AM

(Singing together)

Her the river, the gold which is to hot morning Sunday
In her head which shines together in lower part the map
The corn to do it leads and it walks. She to the run the fox
The together to the matrix poor boy to her the possibility of decreasing took away me to all love, and the left which are.

The fox together, the fox together, the fox together, the fox together in the run.   

When now all it will know the reason for an autumn,
The woman from the providence paradise tempts the man in lower part.
The woman tempts me now and it burns and hazard to have it goes,
And the fox which is lonely together, I do in the necessity which hides a place.   

In order to fortify you soul (singing together) now follow the separation of the wine.
We against the friend and the world which we are knowing will speak.
Well, I me see the downtown of two girls in the ground.
The game is and to my door, tracks almost it ends, the person.

(Singing together)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Haruo
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 04:50 AM

I added a degree of ridiculousness by putting this one through an Esperanto-English online translator, then reversing the flow, before putting the English result into German, that into French, and the latter finally back into ... english?? It's still recognizable, though, if you know the original.

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It's way too late...

Haruo

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 05:15 AM

Esperanto, Volapuk, if we can find them, we'll use them. Slam in a llama, Sam! All animals!

If The Distant Drum
(Pass the Gym to the Hole)

Me and they me seek from the distance
From the distance where sound of the distant drum is heard,
In order to come, then I go and must be restricted


Me whose so Mary waits that you get married me,
Is slow even excessively and loves if me perhaps
Always there where for the present now it is, Mary it loves to be,
Mary me who gets married and if always us who can be made before

As for me who will share in the distance
Where you inquire about that sound of the bugle blows,
And they call in the distance,
And me you must go, crossing the sea, so wildness and Gray.   

So, perhaps and, if Mary it loves me perhaps
Gets married date of our weddings is changed
Because of the distant drum where Mary waits me,
Me in order now to love, always there, it is,
Mary me who get married for the present it is

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 10:13 AM

The lula.
The genetic material vine it counts and the rain rice, which sprouts it, plays.


Well. The lula plays the rain rice.
She is my baby.
The lula plays the rain rice.
Me possibly it does not mean.
The lula plays the rain rice.
She is my baby.
The lula plays the rain rice.
Me possibly it does not mean.
The lula plays the rain rice.
She my b Oh the by-d the l my b which will come.
Oh the by-d the l my b which will come.
Oh the by-d is the l, which will come.

Gallon well there is she inside the deep-red blue jeans.
She is the queen of all teens.
She goes out and it is thing flesh, which is ss.
She will carry and it is thing flesh, which she loves like this.

The lula plays the rain rice.
She is my baby.
The lula plays the rain rice.
Me possibly it does not mean.
The lula plays the rain rice.
She my b Oh the by-d the l my b which will come.
Oh the by-d the l my b which will come.
Oh the by-d is the l, which will come.

It will shake!
Well now she is the thing flesh.
Which receives that battery?
She flyin' she hitting to surroundings of the shop.
Is the thing flesh in the foot?
It is thing flesh, which gets her compared to.

The lula plays the rain rice.
She is my baby.
The lula plays the rain rice.
Me possibly it does not mean.
The lula plays the rain rice.

She my b Oh the by-d the l my b which will come.
Oh the by-d the l my b which will come.
Oh the by-d is the l, which will come.

It will shake again now!

Well.
The lula plays the rain rice. She is my baby.
The lula plays the rain rice. Me possibly it does not mean.
The lula plays the rain rice. She is my baby.
The lula plays the rain rice. Me possibly it does not mean.
The lula plays the rain rice.
She my b Oh the by-d the l my b which will come
Oh the by-d the l my b which will come
Oh the by-d is the l, which will come.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 10:35 AM

The restlessness whose Hung lump whose Hung lump is big is big.

Virtue it respects hazard.
Me it has the restlessness whose Hung lump whose Hung lump is big is big.
Me it has a restlessness.
He restlessness whose Hung lump where the Ohio Hung lump is big is big.


The Ooh i will maintain yet.
In the restlessness whose Hung lump whose Hung lump is big is big. ,
Me it gets the sheep which me, is sufficient.
In the restlessness whose Hung lump where that Hung lump is big is big.

Ooh my baby.
The restlessness whose Hung lump where the Ohio Hung lump is big is big.

Well now it shakes it in the left, which spreads out.
It spreads out and it with the right it shakes.
Do the restlessness restlessness whose Hung lump is big.
Your influence all.
And it spreads out and it shakes.
Ohio where you shake.
Ooh my baby.
The restlessness whose Hung lump where the Ohio Hung lump is big is big.

Well now it shakes it in the left, which spreads out.
It spreads out and it with the right it shakes.
Do the restlessness restlessness whose Hung lump is big.
Your influence all.
And it spreads out and it shakes.
It is like that and it spreads out and it shakes.
Ooh my baby.

The restlessness whose Hung lump where the Ohio Hung lump is big is big.
The restlessness whose Hung lump where the gold Hung lump is big is big.
To be good the restlessness whose Hung lump whose Hung lump is big is big.
It is good Ohio.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 10:44 AM

Venus in blue jeans meters

() (Clanton : 1962),

The Mona Lisa and Venus account of her blue jeans,
She said her daughter walk : :
Works stolen my heart.
Venus is my beloved blue jeans,

I admire her,
I have a very special angel myth come true :
They are : the Seven Wonders of the World, they said,
Here there are no outdated in the world
To reach the Seven Wonders of only 8 : :

Venus blue jeans, I hope we will soon be
The goddess of girl that she belongs :
Venus : I have a pair of blue jeans,
I hope we will soon be the goddess of girl she is :

I have :

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 10:57 AM

Hassan used for the expression of exclamation or fascination Ms. Molli
(John Robert Blackwell Marascalko)

Hassan used for the expression of exclamation or fascination Ms. Mouly confidence,
Hassan and the ball used for the expression of exclamation or fascination Ms. Mouly confidence,
And the ball when you storm in batches
There can be called to 53.

From early "to Mornin early yesterday,
When it signed Ms. Molli storm in the home of the blue light,
Hassan used for the expression of exclamation or fascination Ms. Mouly confidence,
And the ball when you storm in batches
There can be called to 53.

Mama and Papa said to me, "You son at you, the better,"
And if he knew about Ms. Molli, that "the Palestinian Authority,
Hassan and I used to express amazement or fascination Ms. Mouly confidence,
And the ball when you storm in batches
There can be called to 53.

Go to the corner Guna buy network diamond,
When I accepted the Crown, and provide me Ting-- --Ling Ling,
Hassan used for the expression of exclamation or fascination Ms. Mouly confidence,
And the ball when you storm in batches,
And can not be called for 53.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 11:10 AM

De Dodi death death death death
Dodi de de Dodi death death. death

Seven girls sitting in the back seat
While a'kissing with Farid said,
Why is not one of you even sit down
To what these seven girls and all :

One, two, three,
Keep in mind that you command
(You keep their hands on the wheel
Snoopy Keep Your eyes on the road fun,
We sat in the back seat
And led a'hugging with Fred

Dodi DDT death. death death death
Dodi de Dodi death death, death

From 14 to 14 cities, and a country that has shown them
How to walk cars I said,
How can I Karburitor three,
One of them whispered low and every

One, two, three,
You keep in mind that the leadership
You keep hands on the wheel
Snoopy Keep Your eyes on the road fun,
We sat in the back seat
And led a'hugging with Fred

Dodi DDT death. death death death
Dodi de Dodi death death. death

Embraces only seven girls in the back seat
In every love Farid said :
"We do not need you, Oh crown of the home, "
What is this : seven girls and every

One, two, three,
You keep in mind that the leadership
You keep hands on the wheel
Snoopy Keep Your eyes on the road fun,
Ee sat in the back seat
And led a'hugging with a unique all love Fred

de Dodi death Death Valley
A'hugging with Fred
De Dodi death death
And I would like to be unique 200

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 11:47 AM

New is the cat" does happen what? Brute Batch archway.

New is the cat does happen what?
Whoa, Whoa.
New is the cat does happen what?
Whoa, Whoa.

Cat and cat.
Me it has the flower.
And swallow of hour.
With you it wrote to respect.
To be like this you it strengthens the lovable small cat nose go!

Cat and cat.
Me it will be extensive and it loves.
It is like that, me!
Your and your cat nose!

New is the cat does happen what?
Whoa, Whoa.
New is the cat does happen what?
Whoa, Whoa.

Cat and cat.
It spreads out and to be like this it will be being with a chill.
And me the flag it puts out like this and does.
In extensive hazard care.
To be like this you will make the lovable small cat face.
It is a n, which go!

Cat and cat.
Me it will be extensive and it loves.
It is like that, me!
Your and your cat face!

New is the cat does happen what?
Whoa, Whoa.
New is the cat does happen what?
Whoa, Whoa.

Cat and cat.
It spread out and.
And in if my Swoon.
The empty tin-can comes all truth grudge.
Will cry with your sweetness and the cat mouth.
Alcoholic beverage in me by height sup to be doing quickly!

Cat and cat.
Me it will be extensive and it loves.
It is like that, me!
Your and your cat mouth alcoholic beverage!
Your and your cat eye!
Your and your cat nose!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 12:12 PM

U, big spender! Eye Shirley bass.

Minute it walked inside combining which spreads out.
The possibility of seeing the fact.
That you are the man of distinction there was I.
Realness big spender... Good spring; It refines like this.
The something to say entering the above you to sleep.
Egg Sip increased inside my mind and to do it did not do?
Make it will carry and like this.
And in the point, which it gets on the right, side...
Each man who tries to go out.
The hazard my cork in me by it does not break.
U, big spender. ... Come out and send the hour in small quantity.

The fun which spreads out, there was a fun and a fun.
And Sip did and it didn't do to sleep?
It is how some laugh?
Me in you... There is a possibility of being visible a good hour.
In you whom it will carry... Be visible a good hour and make.

Minute it walked inside combining which spreads out.
The possibility of seeing the fact.
That you are the man of distinction there was I.
Realness big spender... Good spring; It refines like this.
The something to say entering the above you to sleep.
Egg Sip increased inside my mind and to do it did not do?
Make it will carry and like this.
And in the point, which it gets on the right, side...
Each man who tries to go out.
The hazard my cork in me by it does not break.
U, big spender. ... Come out and send the hour in small quantity. ...
Come out and send the hour in small quantity.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 12:33 PM

Will carry and release.

Will carry, make will carry and go and and release.
Me hazard it will be extensive.
And compared to above it does not love.
It will connect sin that it wastes our life, theyn the place.
Will carry and release and it loves make again.

Me it was valuable and it discovered a new love.
And me the always her near thing will want.
Your thing the period her mouth alcoholic beverage is warm.
Will carry and under me you.
Releasing boil, go and make.

Will carry, make will carry and go and and release.
Me hazard it will be extensive.
And compared to above it does not love.
It will connect sin that it wastes our life, theyn the place.
Will carry and will release and it loves make will carry again,.

Can see and and and you release.
In me which it spreads out.
The fool will stick to it will connect, theyn the place.
It will bring a pain in fraud flesh us, theyn the place.
Will carry like this and release and it loves make again.

Subject: Lyr Add: And can it be that I should gain
From: Haruo
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 01:27 PM

In honour of Charles Wesley's upcoming tercentennial...

And can be it that I should gain
an interest for the blood of the rescuer?
Died it caused for me, which its pain
for me that it exerted with the death?
Loves astonishing! How can it be,
this Thou, my god, cubic shouldst for me?
Loves astonishing! How can it be,
this Thou, my god, cubic shouldst for me?   

“Secret Tis of all: Thâ€쳌 Unsterblichwürfel:
Who can study his strange design?
In futile firstborn Seraphversuche suspect
of resounding more depth of the loves.
“Tis favour all! To admire, of the angels
are not made any more make the mass inform an understanding.   
â€쳌 Tis favour all! Mass to admire to make;
Angels understanding cannot be informed any more.   

It released the throne of his father,
its seemed in top thus so ad infinitum
emptied very like love,
and purged for Adam race without resources:
“From Tis all the favour, incommensurably and release,
for O my god it discovered, me!
â€쳌 From Tis all the favour, incommensurably and release,
for O my god it discovered, me!   

To aspire my situation of spirit locked up,
the sin and nature in the night chamfered a border;
Thine eye dispersed an accelerating ray
that I awoke, the dungeon which was flamed with the light;
My chains fell, my heart were free,
increased me, continuous and followed Thee.
My chains fell, my heart were free,
increased me, continuous and followed Thee.   

Nor the small voice interns that I hear
that murmur all my sins forgiven;
The paying blood which removed the anger
of the hostile sky is still narrow.
I believe to assign his wounds with the life;
I believe in the rescuer in my heart.
I believe to assign his wounds with the life;
I believe in the rescuer in my heart.   

No the judgment, now that I fear;
The Jesus and all in him, are my;
In an alive way in him, my alive head,
and equipped narrower righteousness göttlich,
fat content me me throne Th' eternal,
and crowns it, Christian affirm my itself.
I throne eternal approaches me grassement Th',
and crowns it, with Christian affirms my itself.

After filtering through Esperanto, not gussied up at all:

And can be it that I would acquire
an interest for the blood of the savist?
Died it kau(z for me, which its pain for me
that it pen with the death?
Am mirig! How it cans est,
this person Thou, my God, square shouldst for me?
Am mirig! How it cans est,
this person Thou, my God, square shouldst for me?

Â;;secrettal Tis of everybody: Thâ;; UnsterblichwÃj^rfel:
which cans study his strange desegn?
In futile firstborn Seraphversuche a present
suspectee by a reson a depther of the am.
â;;Tis prefer everybody! To admir,
from the angels not by already not by the heap inform kompreno.
â;; Tis prefer everybody! A heap to admir to by;
angels an understand does not can sciig^ already not.

It free-ized the throne his father, self's (n)
s^ajn in a pointed as consequently advertisement infinitum
malplenig (which) very is similar a love,
and forig for Adam a race without meanses:
â;;of Tis everybody prefer, incommensurably and liberig,
for O my God it eltrov, me!
Â;; from Tis everybody prefer, incommensurably and liberig,
for O my God it eltrov, me!

To aspir my situation of spirit ens^los,
the pek and a nature in the night kanelita border;
Thine eye spread accelerating Ray
that I awoke, the underground jail cell which was ekflam with the light;
my chains fell, my heart was free,
pliig I, kontinua and followed Thee.
My chains fell, my heart was free,
increased me, kontinuan and followed Thee.

Nek the small voice stag^antoj that I hear
that murmur all my sins forgiven;
the pag blood which removed the anger
of the enemial sky still is narrow.
I believe asigni him wounds with the life;
I believes in the savist in my heart.
I believe asigni him wounds with the life;
I believes in the savist in my heart.

Nobody(j) the judgement, on account of that,
that now I fear; the Jesus and everybody in him, are my;
in a lival way in him, my lival head,
and ekip narrower virtue gÃh^ttlich,
greasy contents me me throne Th' eternal,
and crowns it, Christianal asert my self.
Me throne eternal comes close me grassement Th',
and crowns it, with Christianal asert my oneself

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 07:05 AM

A farmer all his life in the voices of not
(pause whistles)
A farmer, not of the age to talk,
And his wife was ill, and is aware of.
(The votes of two whistles.)

Then came the rights to the devil
In the heart of the old one, and your family now.

It is not you that the Almighty eldest son,
But his wife is old, has gone.

Oh, welcome! Hassan Satan, with all my heart,
And I hope that will not no more.

The devil has got the old wife in the back, he said,
Drawing on one of the judiciary in Germany.

The corridor away even came to the door of the room,
Saying, here! Seasoned in the decision of the dead!

S.. And that does not kick and destruction of young people,
And says, "and others, which are trying to go to. "

Each school has three overall in chains,
And even with the Pattens, and the remains of Ali.

Get out of the old devil, and the wall
Which is trying to turn to F, and when all killed!

Now, in the fastest, and even on the back,
And the full force of up to the husband has the other.

The suffering has been developed in all my life,
A tormented وne 'er until I met his wife.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 10:27 AM

DOWNWARDS BY Flossier.

Outward journey to fix my blade and the sign.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Outward journey to fix my blade and the sign.
Downwards by bank of river.
I do not study any more one war.

Choral society.

I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study more.
To go to bind hands to each one.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Outward journey to bind hands to each one.
Downwards by bank of river.
I do not study any more one war.

Choral society.

I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study more.
To concern to place my long white dress.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank river.
To concern to place my long white dress.
Downwards by bank of river.
I do not study any more one war.

Choral society.

I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study more.
To go to place above my starry at crown.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Outward journey to place above my starry at crown.
Downwards by bank of river.
I do not study any more one war.

Choral society.

I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study more.
To go to place above my gilded shoes.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Outward journey to place above my gilded shoes.
Downwards by bank of river.
I do not study any more one war.

Choral society.




I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study more.
To go to go with the prince of peace.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Downwards by bank of river.
Outward journey.
Outward journey with the prince of peace.
Downwards by bank of river.
I do not study any more one war.

Choral society.

I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study any more.
I the war will not study any more.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 11:03 AM

Six young people's toes. I depend upon the asphalt visa.

Certain people said a person is been from the putty.
A pitiful person is been from muscle ' the n blood.
Muscle ' blood ' skin ' bone.
Is the weak brains?
And is strong behind?

Chorus.

What do you load 16 ton ' you to obtain?
Other day older ' deeply in debt.
Disciple Peter you does not tell the cause which I ' I is unable.
I owe my soul to the company store.

If you hear me to approach ' you a better withdrawal.
Very many people are not ' very many people die.
With steel fist each ' other steel.
If is correct you to don ' to obtain your then left will.

Chorus.


I am am born morning ' when the sun has not shone.
Reorganizes my shovel and I goes to the ore.
16-ton number nine coals which loads.
And the straw boss said that, "is very good, blesses my soul!"

Chorus.


I am am born morning in the under fine rain ' rain.
Fights ' and the trouble is my middle name.
I am trained pursued in the cane stem break by ' old ' mama.
Is not the high tone woman pushes me.

Chorus.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 11:17 AM

Born in a good sign.
(Brook Jones and William Bell)

Was born in a good sign.
Wrong, because I started crawling.
If unlucky, I do not speak without luck.

My only bad luck and trouble friends.
From me to me.

Chorus

You know, I women all over the world of wine.
I will definitely bring the bad woman with serious.

Chorus poem

Was born in a good sign.
I started to climb down from my opinion.
If bad luck, then I do luck.
If there are no real bad luck,
I do not speak without luck.

Born in a good sign.
Born in a good sign.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 11:24 AM

White Room
(JackBruce than Brown)

White and black curtains in a room station.
Blackroof, the nuclear road.
Fei tired.
Race held in a dark silver moonbeams in your eyes.
The Dawnlight let you laugh at me.

This disease does not wait until the sun shining.
This places from the impact.

You said you do not have to fight for the rights to the station.
Platform, with diesel unrest, goodbye windows.
Entering this unfortunate incident occurred at the station.
Gone. Just beginning to think I need.

When patients waiting for the train to come back.
Your shadow from.

She kind of hard masses of the party.
Forget the old scars of comfort.
Huang tigers in the jungle, dark eyes upon.
Goodbye shes just window dressing, fly tired.

I sleep here in the lonely crowd.
In the dark shadows of existence by ourselves.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 11:34 AM

Sister ray (Under Paper)

Located inside Sally
We on food and the rate of five months
Beginning in the Miss Foundation,
Which we were engaged in a search for the great men
And hand and Beijing, said since it could not be one-sided,
He added, since it could not be one-sided,
Uh, is the mere opinion says that his brother and Ms. Silk flowers
And we are awaiting the bus stations,
Which on the back of 1982 and said if the weather
And we are awaiting the bus and the sea
And who said in a lot of time
And is only here in 7891
And wanted to know the way to win the dollar
Search for the face and Beijing can not be one-sided
And to, uh, as Sister :

In view of Zimbabwe on new pieces and roosters
And fire between three and four in a single,
Which is called the dead on the ground,
Uh, should not you do not know you,
Shame carpet but you know you, shame carpet
Incidentally, Do not rights to the dollar
Oh man, did not have time time
Engrossed in the withdrawal of 826 thousand ringing
In engrossed in the withdrawal of 826 and Ding
Uh, Is that just an opinion :
Sister search for the face and Beijing,
Said since it could not be one-sided
And can not be one-sided to you and just,
The mere opinion says that his brother now, i
I this kind of WHO beating on the door of the chamber
And could be police and the time has come to take a ride for riding
Uh, , but did not have time
Ehile engrossed in the withdrawal of 826 and Ding In
Engrossed in the withdrawal of 826 and Ding

Uh, now, the mere opinion Sister :
I am in research and the line could not be one-sided
And not to be one-sided and to date only,
Uh, and just like that ... .
Opinion says his brother.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 11:58 AM

British Grenadiers

Is some talk of some, and Alexander aircraft;
More harm from Isander, such big names as such.
All the brave heroes in the world, which can not be compared
With Qatar, and the implementation of the death penalty, executions,
The death sentence on British Grenadiers.

Those heroes witnessed ne'er league ball defender,
Or known of the powder to discount the story.
But the boys did not know the courageous, and the elimination of all fears,
Qatar singing, and the implementation of the death penalty, executions,
The death sentence on British Grenadiers.

Whene'er a leadership storm barriers,
With the leaders / Fosis, and we with a hand grenade. ,
Threw it around the slope of the enemy "and the ears of Qatar
Singing, and the implementation of the death penalty, executions,
The death sentence on British Grenadiers.

When the siege ended, and the city, and reform cry village,
The children cheered, And here comes grenadier.
Here comes Grenadiers, and the boys, who did not know doubts or fears,
Qatar singing, and the implementation of the death penalty,
The penalty, and sentenced to death by a British Grenadiers

And let us fill the models, and the drinking of Health
Carrying bags and hats and clothing, loupèd and clothing;
The leaders are happy living each year,
With Qatar, and the implementation of the death penalty, executions,
The death sentence on British Grenadiers.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 12:04 PM

All is my liquor.

Chorus.

It is completely is my liquor, my merry merry liquor.
It is completely is my beer and the tobacco.
Spent for me has possessed my tin to lassies to drink the gin.
Where west stretches across the sea.
I to have to stroll I to be at is starts, my noggin ', noggin ' starting?

They completely go are the beer and the tobacco.
They are used up for the heel and the toe to kick.
And the shoe sole looks for better weather.

Chorus.

Where am I at am the shirt, my noggin ', noggin ' shirt?
It all goes is the beer and the tobacco.
For the collar is all worn-out?
And the sleeve they are completely torn.
And the tail to look for the better weather chorus.

I will be sickness and I not supply the lodgings in.
Because on the near bank first came micro to rest with me.
Spent for me has possessed my ÃæÍÅ you not to know in lassies.
West stretches across the sea I to have to stroll.

Where am I at am the wife, my noggin ', noggin ' wife?
She all goes is the beer and the tobacco.
Gushes out her front which it obtains uses up.
And her tail terminal knocked.
And me to think she looked for better weather.

Chorus.

Here am I at am the bed, my noggin ' noggin bed?
It all goes is the beer and the tobacco.
I have borrowed it to the prostitute.
And the sheet now was completely tears.
And the spring looks for better weather.

Chorus.

I will be sickness and I not supply the lodgings in my top.
Because on the near bank first came with to possess me to plunder.
I saw the centipede and the snake.
And I am head am the full ache.
And I thought I will pick up the path to the way that side.

Chorus.

It is completely is my liquor, my merry merry liquor.
It is completely is my beer and the tobacco.
I spent have possessed my spoils of war.
In ill prestigious house.
And I thought I will have to go back there tomorrow.

Subject: Lyr Add: Maria Hamilton is thru the wringer gone
From: Haruo
Date: 15 Sep 06 - 03:07 PM

MARIA HAMILTON

The word is in the kitchen going,
and is the word to resounds,
and is the word until woman the queen,
and that Hamilton the worse one assigned by everything
than the one of Maria works one he in the Estuardo,

flood in everything „was emerged, emerged, is Maria Hamilton,
Steigen, to say and in sequence who that one has channel the cook,
and the ear of thousands with him the small letters to I
thy of the marks of the mountain of I on thee to shout?

unit I of the center of „of „that grinds in a very small ship
and maintains in outside in the sea,
that could disappear or be able to swim,
but never returns.

„of „that emerged emerged he, Maria Hamilton,
Steigen, to come in sequence with me;
Tonight she has a union in the city of Glasgow,
to that we go and we will see.

„Neither nor others in its clothes of the ceremony of the black color,
still put to its clothes of the ceremony of the brown one,
but he you placed the clothes of the ceremony of the space bar arrives, to put in Glasgow the city for above.   

And as it put above for in Glasgow the city,
that the city that can be Vista,
the wife of the urban councilman and the wife of
„outer oh of the main thing and the sections on thee shouted.

“„“outside you, who it does not have necessity, due to I to shout you
nonnecessity to shout I around, has „shouted Ampèreheure;
For appropriate this death of this I DTE
had I not them operations of the mine of massakriert very small.

„of „ampèreheure, little fêz thinks to my nut/mother,
if first he sprinted upon me,
the Earth, that I had to travel,
and that internal age of I of the death in the DTE.

„Later to close themselves and to come the king he,
who was aforesaid similarity with a compassion-worthy eye,
comes itself „to the ground, comes to the ground, Maria Hamilton,
today the night, in where you will eat with me to afternoon.

„of „ampèreheure, haltings its piece of the language, prince of Lüttich of the mine
to in sequence go away and its madness or others;
If an alcohol, to maintain my life,
where you would never have shamed me here.

„of „around the outside to form the form of my dress is
“he has „outer, but, in sequence the means shouted the Unterrock to go away
or others to in sequence hold and a towel 'in the return of my face;
Galgen, that would not see.

„of „that the last night I washed and which adjustment to feet
of the queen the gold in its hair,
and which recompences only that encounter for,
Galgen, to be my „of

„of the four yesterday partition at night were Marys
the night there, will have today,
but Maria Beaton and Maria Seaton
and Maria Carmichael had three, and me. „

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Leadfingers
Date: 16 Sep 06 - 09:07 AM

I STILL prefer a well crafted parody , rather than the Babel Fish stuff !!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Haruo
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 01:36 AM

The wind magic of the paradise where the dragon of the sea has lived requires Honalee of the fog of the land fall. Love, that hand it seals up that, around first next document such as wax of being attached!

The magic of the paradise of the sea, it requires Honalee of the fog of the land fall that you blow in life of Ohio state. Demand for the land of Honalee of the paradise of the sea where the fall of the dragon of magic of the wind has lived becomes blurred.

Together as for those because remain in other enormous tail king and the Crown Prince “that name of whene of section, Ohio state, you obtained with the decrease of boy long life and the enormous road link person and of Hungary - rolling Chan the boat it was observed you took the fact that the other toy bends the pirate flag and the fact that you blow directly.

Gray is the night. As for culture, other he already Omdurman long confidence there or.

In addition as for sorrow bending like the cross which starts to blow in the lane of the cherry, already is, you do not afforest. To confront to the friend of that life bravely it is possible the wind and the other people meant that therefore he catches unfortunate Longku Okayama,

Haruo

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 04:23 AM

Child land sauntering it sleeps.

At our week and inside year of 1800 and 6.
We put the sail from the Cobh, which the cork is fair.
We were navigating far to the freight of the brick.
Hazard watching which is grand inside New York.

Her the technique which is elegant, it was a fore-and-aft.
Which equips the equipment which is she.
And the n where the wind.
Which is wild will drive her as it peels, Ohio?
By her there were 23 masts and the some gust resisted.
And us her child land sauntering it slept and as this it called.

Argument McGee it was from the different meaning bank.
The Hogan it was from army Tyrone.
And day threatened the stiff McGurk by the man name is Daisy.
And the man called the Malone from the west Meath.

Most part the heavy hitter O'Toole whom it drinks it was.
And pea from fights Bill Casey.
Which And the McCann by the youth name is Daisy.
From the bank of the Bann.
Was captain child land sauntering volition?

We long had 1000000 straw bags.
Of the difficulty nay goat tail which becomes.
In consequence of the fact that us 2000000 water of the pebble.
It was.
We hided and long the eye.
Which becomes 3000000 side of distant end.
We had 4000000 parcels of the bone.

We did 5000000, us the hogs requesting the dog 6000000 it is.
And administrator 7000000 barrel.
We had 8000000 units of the Sligo first rag.
Inside child land sauntering volition grasping.

We navigated 7 years when the measles breaks out.
And it lost her method inside the fog, which it conceives.
And the whole of great ambition diminished in 2.
'Twas or oneself and reduction long the dog which becomes.

Shock what, that time the rock which it conceives.
It hit a Ohio week!
The boat, she pasted and she passed over and she went round.
In 9 circumferences, and it was poor and long.
The dog pebble, which becomes was drowned.
Me child land sauntering volition it is last.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 05:16 AM

Child land folk song. Rickets TICKETY chief. Tom Lecher.

Regarding the maid me song song.
Song do the rickets tickety chief.
Regarding the maid me song song.
Who wasn't her family for a long time?
Only the bay knows did she do to be incorrect them.
She each one they in inside, inside them.
She each one they in inside.

Inside suitability of displeasure 1 morning.
Song do the rickets tickety chief.
Inside suitability of displeasure 1 morning.
She drowned her father inside the stream.
The adjacent waters week taste saw a hazard evil.
And we must contrive position, with on position.
We must contrive at position.

Her mother who opinion possibility does not have her assuredly.
Song do the rickets tickety chief.
Her mother who opinion possibility does not have her assuredly.
And hour when she plans like this it knows but Tue possibility Fob.
The mother inside her hand died in the spoon.
And horrible laugh, inside laugh her face.
He confronts inside horrible laugh.

She in the pebble did her sibling heavily in lower part.
Song do the rickets tickety chief.
She in the pebble did her sibling heavily in lower part.
And it falls to him and the Davey c yon sump it sends.
Them discovered all were the some bone until now.
And temporary formation of a cabinet of skin of skin.
Temporary formation of a cabinet of skin.

She put the non-her sister쳌fs head.
Song do the rickets tickety chief.
She put the non-her sisters head.
And at smoke and fire rose height.
Bravery it does in surroundings of funeral service pyre.
It raised it played at all, the Olin.
It raised it played at all.

1st she was not one thing anything.
Song do the rickets tickety chief.
1st she was not one thing anything.
She cut her baby sibling inside 2.
And the wrong comfort child land suck thymus with it serves.
And as the neighbourhood person invited in inside.
The hole in inside invited the neighbourhood person in inside.

When and the police comes finally.
Song do the rickets tickety chief.
When and the police comes finally.
Her which she does not negate small joke.
It will be like this and her in order description below.
Must deceive, theyn the place.
And it deceives and the sin where is she.
There was being a sin.
And it deceives and there was being a sin where is she?

And will go out and before going, only 1 thing.
Song do the rickets tickety chief.
And will go out and before going, only 1 thing.
That the egg n, which, it spreads out.
Must do goes out and there is a silence, which it thinks.
To them there was not an evidence.
It was like that and it was thin it made her and and.
And she height is big and with the thin thing.
Them and are thin and they talk.
She height is big and with the fact that she is thin them talk.

To go out and my tragic talk will not attach a header.
Song do the rickets tickety chief.
To go out and my tragic talk will not attach a header.
The like the song where you me are small me it hopes.
If it too much route, in order to criticize your oneself.
Whom it spreads out it is.
It will spread out and it starts it will make and it will carry.
Assuredly to be it is started it does.
It will spread out and it starts it will make and it will carry.
And and assuredly to be it does.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 05:48 AM

COLLIER good U.N. assurance.

It came out and with me the marra was the gannin' in the wark.
Us inside darkness the WI ' demon, it it was and it met.
The I above WI' or after the thing which begs.
Inside it neet the bein'.
And falls and his alarm, which it knocks.
Exactly together as anti- Jog of inside of him!

Singing together.

End, crab knit or the laddie follow!
Them from first until end, or profit-making one boy o follow.
End, crab knit or the laddie follow.
U, the boy and fraud far, or boy o.

Under profit It came out and with me the marra was the puttin' tram.
The Lowe it went and the oot me the marrawrang it went.
As the gam where you are precise did to see.
When it did to sleep and the ye bundle ha laughed '.
The Nick long the gat which becomes or the marra.
And but the I gat tram!

The Omarra, the Omarra thinks d'ye now?
Me the branch of service, which it will carry.
It flowed out ' or the beverage it cut off.
Me all or breeks amang company one stanes it lost.
Will carry in the pithead, the boy.
Hour be stimulated in the multi gan hyem which is it!

The Omarra, the Omarra, is this wor grant week.
Weep hey in to get the lump and drink in our beek.
And we comfort will fill the roond will go and our bumpers.
End; follow the Johnnie boy O like this!

Here I is an end and or a tram.
The alarm which it takes pride in.
The o' lubricant will shaft her which is sufficient myek.
Or the hoggers, exactly together there is a B anti- shoon.
And pulverization of heart.
The marra and B the puttin's' which it does!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 07:48 AM

Me my love ississ_ta.

Me it walks by his method my love there is Kiss.
And me it talks by his method my love there is kiss.
And me in his suite side of green onion rang my love there is Kiss.
And my love will carry and when it lets to leave, me and what?

Singing together.

And she cried yet, "Me wrong first it loves.
But it is positive and remainder egg.
l possibility there is not a mind which has difficulty."
And it was a boy where she "is beautiful yet and some it cried.
And my love carries and it lets to leave and the will goes out?

"What it does, there is a dance house inside the Maradyke.
And from that place of it my love goes each night.
And the girl who is strange in the capture his knee.
And that will carry and it does to get irritated.
As to peel, it spreads out and it does not know.

My love sleeping and the side power sauntering which it does.
I is Kiss.
Complete and he as the world travelling I is Kiss.
Compared to above and it is valuable and long.
Inside Northern Ireland, which becomes the tar will.
And British virgin he gets married and my love.
Which is positive sleeping?
And the side power sauntering which it does I is Kiss.

Complete and he as the world travelling I is Kiss.
Inside foreign nation being attached.
He does not know the chance log.
Which enters on the route, which picks.
Where all girls are so bright and homosexual.


Is there was my love and under washing.
salty possibility there was I.
Is there was my love and under weaving.
It will be able to rotate I.
Me most the l which all will make suite of the type.
Which will be precise they in the place.
But the money it wants after carrying, it lets to leave.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Sep 06 - 01:22 PM

I become.

In tradition.

Translates that ga3eliques and the auxiliary auxiliary by his each Milan Feng Farbstoff the Feng rod.

Choir.

I will go; I will go, if will fight.
This I leaves in Earth o ' McLeod.
In order to is the soldier.
I will go, I will go.

If the Koenig length thread came.
Has its our ' whole to call.
Legendary "has established the opposition to the recluse.
Wish ye fight for mine father?"
I will go, I will go.

I have the curvature in mine conveyer belt, a sword in mine cover.
In rear area my dark red coat and Šó—Ñ in mine bag.
I will go, I will go.

If they have placed us, all sings on the girl.
But the tear has come to theirs eye, if the bell starts to sound.
I will go, I will go.

If we have unloaded the foreign open land herb in the bank and the saw.
We knew some and can retain there total whereabouts.
I will go, I will go.

If we returned to the throat, winter rotated.
Our goods expand in the snow, is burnt with ours house.
I will go, I will go.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 05:09 AM

Liverpool Charles

When I set sail with young people and the rest of Liverpool
On a specific group for the West.
Based on one of the company's factories,
And then put him on the port of New York.

In class, class, class,
Thugs to Liverpool on Charles
Has happened to us in Qatar

To 42 days, that is hungry and thirst.
You wind is against us, and storms, is not focused.
But beating the one hand and not in the past.
With arm and prosperity and to the Commissioner and above all quickly.

The masters of the boarding house at the moment
All the promising but Nice
And crimp 160 seats) to fall.
He says, "You moron, the man, and follow-up of the sea. "

He says," there is work and you wait,
With skin and wine to all superficial."
He says, "The youth of Baucau, and you also jump?"
You say "old, a heavy shadow, and if you and I do not.

Palestinians, but the best of intentions, did not go away.
After two days and 30th in the door of the pub
And those of wine and not you?
"The old son had falsehood me drink.

And I remember the next, and woke up in the morning
And three in Skisail Yarder bound south of the capital round.
In with the old and Elskins and two pairs of socks
And pain in the head Crown dose of goats.

That all you young sailors take warning from me.
The remaining 807 in the eye and alcohol when free.
Not paying hostility or religiously
Keep Your available that the President made on the beach

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 07:24 AM

Decline in the Quantity Star

Decrease in the quantity and a star in his pocket,
And did not fade!
The decrease in the quantity and a star in his pocket,
But the rain today!
Love has come and help you in the shoulder,
Some star-less night!
Only in the case make you feel you are Christ,
And you'll be held enclave of light stars.

The decrease in the quantity and star (lower amount ...)
And to put in his pocket,
And did not fade! (It is not going away!)
The decrease in the quantity and star (lower amount ...)
And to put in his pocket,
But the rain today! (Save for the rainy day!)
The decrease in the quantity and star (lower amount ...)
And to put in his pocket.
However, the rainfall for the day! (to save the rain ... and save the rain in the rainy season, today!)

The unrest began when beaten, The fair.
And forget easily without trying,
With only a pocket of light stars.

The decrease in the quantity and star (lower amount ...) and to put in his pocket.
And did not fade! (It is not going away!)
The decrease in the quantity and a star in his pocket,
However, the rainfall for the day! (save for the rainy day!)
However, the rainfall for the day!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:02 AM

Bonnie The Speed Boat

Bonnie quickly, such as a boat on a wing jumper,
Having achieved a crying man,
Who was carrying was born to be king
Of the sea Sky

High howling wind and high waves.
The clouds and thunder and tore the air,
And the position comes up on the beach,
The enemy will not dare

Bonnie ... The speed boat.

The large waves, "the Pacific
Tensserwa sleep in a bed
Shook the monarchy in depth, and plant remains,"
the warning of the President

Bonnie ... The speed boat.

Boy who fought in this day
And can be used helicopter
When night comes a dead silence
In the area Kolodin

speed boat Bonnie ...

Do not burn our homes, exile and death
Dispersion men loyal
E'er did not mention the sword in a condom,
And Charlie will return.

Bonnie speed boat ...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:24 AM

The Times Flow Whisper Yuan
(McColl)

I met a girl in the Oloich pavement
Under large cranes permanent
Oh love, and the view,
And passed all understanding

The sailing in the river,
The flow of the river flow camp,
To London city mines,
And The Times flow whisper.

The company in the Crown.
River flow and the flow of poetry.
Brooch, which is the silver city.
The Times flow whisper.

Square in London and was the point.
Blackwell points in the face.
On the island of dogs and mouth before.
They include tenderly.

And bells to 17.00 from 14, flow. . .
All the time and was singing, The Times newspaper. . .

The beacon is given, and flow. . .
Haircutting, the poetry and the company. . .

Botne bridge from Gaza to nine.
Cheek to cheek and had dancing.
The necklace made of the London Bridge,
Been enhanced beauty.

Before again in the flow and lament. . .
Following the suspension of any newspaper The Times. . .
Hampton Court has established, that flow. . .
To be on the wrist, sweet company. . .

But right now the trend has changed.
My love has gone from me,
The winter frosts have touched my heart,
And we were put to me.

In the beginning, the flow of the river. . .
The sun, moon and stars, and went with The Times newspaper. . .

The Company operates fast to the sea, and flow. . .
Crown and ships, part of the company camp. . .

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 11:45 AM

LENGTH OF TIME. Edna T. ages me. Transferred to sing Nina and Fred Eric.

This long boy of time I see made you me.
Your hand never holds come.
This long boy of time I see made you me.
Your hand never holds come.
The approach John punt sings sat on Treetop.
Chooses whole flowering.
If you make hold to me your hand, of the boys.
You make hold to me your hand.

Long boy of time I hear this you are made never suit us.
Come and speak.
Long boy of time I you, never made us narrowly go.
Come this and speak.
The approach John punt sings sat on Treetop.
Chooses whole flowering.
If you make hold to me your hand, of the boys.
You make hold to me your hand.



Choral society.

Please say that you will marry me tomorrow.
Legends, such as our love is.
Please say that Sighing.
And those always ensure more rubber for me sound.

This long boy of time I never hold you.
Comes left me to us turns and me turns.
This long boy of time I never hold you.
Comes left me to us turns and me turns.
The approach John punt sings sat on Treetop.
Chooses whole flowering.
If you make hold to me your hand, of the boys.
You make hold to me your hand.

Choral society.

Subject: Lyr?? Add: This Fatty Mameluke
From: Haruo
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 12:00 PM

THIS FATTY MAMELUKE

the wire of Prophets were completely durable and fatty and unaccustomed, to fear oneself, but most courageous of those was a man, me explains Abdul Abulbul Amir quoted.   

This wire of the desert, in the awaked battle, could spit twenty men on his bar. A terrible creature, sobrement and soused were of Abdul Abulbul Amir.   

When they required a man, to suggest it the cars of packing, or to cry had the enemy of the back or with the storm to press Redoubt, after of Abdul Abulbul Amir only.   

There is in abundance of Helder and the men who known are re-elected in the troops which were led by Zar; But most courageous of those was a man by the name of Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.   

It could imitate of Irving, play of Euchre in work and link in Spanish Guitarre and put. The cream of Muscovitemannschaft Ivan Skavinsky Skivar was indeed, completely.   

The ladies which liked it all, its rivals, were a small number; It could very drink it under the personnel. Like courageous or container it had none of it there to arrange Skavinsky Skivar with Ivan.   

Did one day have this fatty Russian his rifle and tightened its truculent Sneer downtown area which him, where it went, on the toe Abdul Abulbul Amir geschultert

„made to a step young man “quoth of Bulbul, „owes lives which you are concerned, your career high finished being if blunted? Ordinary skeptics! The knowledge, you took a step Abulbul Amir on the Abdul toe.

“„Prendre thus sends your last sight on the sun and the brook and your Reue to Zar; By this one, I you interpreter will die, Mr Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

“Quoth Ivan, „my friend, your remarks, in the end, uses you however, a small number, fears me to me, which survives you, more ne' er, to repeat it in an alive way, Mr Abdul Abulbul Amir!

“Then, this fatty mameluke drew its trusty with a cry „chibouque Allah Akbar! “And intention mörderischer, it went wildly Skavinsky Skivar Ivan.   

Then, they pushed back it and a push and took a step on side and align ', until them blood a large pot. Those the individuals philologist who seldom fissure jokes, say that the disorder was formed initially on this point.   

They fought this whole night, 'neath the moon hellgelbe; DIN, it was heard by far; And from the great quantities came, therefore the fame of Abdul and Ivan Skivar was large.   

Since Abduls actually extracted, the life was the long knife - him „crying Huzzah! “ -- It was believed that by this one, wily Kalmuck, attached an impulse of account Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.   

The Sultan went to beyond in his rote-breasted fly and awaited the Victor zuzujubeln; But it drew only narrowly, to hear the last sigh of Abdul Abulbul Amir.   

Zar Petrovich also in its Ritt blue in top in its new car erklommenes. It arrived right in time to exchange a last line with of Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.   

A watering laut-klingendes of the Danube was remote Resounding belonged of meadows o' er; It came narrowly from the fixing of bag to the back of Ivan Skavinsky Skovar.   

There are in top the rises of a tomb, where the blue Danube runs; There engraves clearly in the letters; „The foreign ampèreheure, in crossing, Abdul Abulbul request Amir for the heart please.

“Muscovitemaid which holds its only vigil, „Neath the light of polar star of plate; And the name which it so often precipitates, as it cries, is of Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 07:51 PM

THE BOY POINTED MAN.

The Good-bye, good-bye, were him my destiny.
I was taken in top in a tender state.
Until bad councils do to me, you try.
Far from work and defects will follow.

CHORAL SOCIETY.

Which types me too be jam merman and statement.
Now regret the destiny of the young authors of all.
Day of pasture! Day of pasture!

With the basins and the charts, I took the great joy.
In that the alehouses day and the night sing.
A pretty girl was my chiefest joy.
I took the joy like numb hertz I etch ender boy.

With seventeen, I took a woman.
I expensive liked it like my life.
And and homosexual to maintain.
I went his end to strip on the road of the king.

My father and my mother too.
One would never explain me such things to make.
But I never concerned myself, around don' they said.
But my if horse and Rut removed.

You give and I and Jack to Douglas both.
All we were sworn by a serious oath.
On the road of the king outward journey and to strip.
We met the first would owe our victim being.

Like convenient with a white, steed.
I thought myself a pointed young man indeed.
With my tended gun and wide blade.
"You are and deliver" were the word.

We met the first were a Mister.
We are ridden until him and offered it to be.
But despite everything it could say or.
We stripped initially and also killed him to him.

In front of the judge, which I became resounded then am, taken.
In front of the judge, which I became resounded then am, taken.
Henry says Jones, "that not corner.
My iron box that you 'ave z.

"Caus sé I never strip for each possible clothing.
Me hatred such trifling things.
I strip for the luminous gold and money.
For the joy of my heart of maintaining.

It is, if you hear my bell of death delivery.
Request a god for favour on my sinful heart.
And if they carry me to the tomb.

An acceptable burial made me have let carry six young women.
My sheath give them white behaviours and volumes all.
That they can say and speak the truth.
Goes "a wild and abandoned youth.

" Let follow six Highwaymen of my sheath give.
You tended - cudgel and powders of gun.
That they can on my tomb before.
And legends, "warning of catch, young vehicles all."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:11 AM

Rocker
(by configuration)

Beset by since he became president,
And part of the sugar and bring me genies,
And Introduction, "by concealing his homeland
Could not be obtained from this room,

Any group going just me here in the village
And play this round Rocker my old cousin Harriet,
And in the sky sent me sweets,
And chariot to end the problem,

I think Rocker, The government becomes here today
And chained to a storm-old Rocker President Ben Ali, the Crown (at Rocker, you Father),
Embroidered, and by (Yes, you cane) now did not reach me,
The son of a unified (not the father, any genies)
What? "Introduction and Tan to hide, now, (Guna You Tan on the skin)

You know, There can be obtained from the old room (any room? humor),
Which is not any (Why is there no "are you going?)
Before we sit here next (Benjamin),
Based in this session since Rocker (Rocker)

Now recall the old O Brother, Harriet (near Harriet)
And when the sky? (In the sky above)
Sent me a message to Washington that the retreat (sweet chariot)
Chariot end of this problem and I think (see promise)

Life becomes Rocker, The son (to Rocker, and the father)
Is in power today here too, (that the government here today)
Chains and devastate the country's old President

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 09:37 AM

Semi-detached Mr. James 99
(Manfred Mann)

Finally you what today would be called
The ceremony for the launch of margins
And I regret to tell you that I hear you
On the Guna can not mine

Do you think that you abandon your friends
Are happy that the chapter 99 paramilitary allies, Mr. James

What you said recently that the rights
I hope you will repent
And not the way that I love you,
Do not forget you

And do you think that you are happy,
And drinking Buttered
Semi-detached from the 99 allies, most of Mr.

I would like to see you in the morning time
Money on the weather in the minute things on the line
And your life away again, Finally Yahahah

You what today would be called
The ceremony for the launch of margins
And I regret to tell you that I hear you
On the Guna can not remove

Trinh you will be happy taking the dog on foot
With the 99 allies, semi-detached Mr. James (99 men, semi-detached Mr. James) agents,
99 semi-detached Mr. James

Finally you what you called today,
Finally today, the so-called Brother
OL you what is called today (99 men, semi-detached Mr. James)
Finally, what you called today (99 men, semi-detached Mr. James)
Finally, what you called today (99 men, semi-detached Mr. James)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 04:54 AM

Unfortunately, I married today
(traditional and non-material before Tim Guidelines)

Unfortunately on married
And I regret that today, Wednesday,
And oh, If it was delayed
And when it concentrates on its head.

Young William There is no doubt
In the hearts and women do
And always in your heart,
When the harassment in any case men.

When I was a young girl I had Leonie
Wearing bright silks and jewels,
The red blood of the heart,
Such as Crown land was free of all care.

Silks and now should not be wearing
Jewelry that all have vanished,
And this is certainly not there in life,
And I am Primrose refused to Bali today.

I think beautiful, and you have the only marriage
That steadfastness of freedom
As long as you are sweet
And you can deliberate, and we should not be.

Unfortunately on married
And I regret that today, Wednesday,
And oh, If it was delayed
And when it concentrates on its head.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 05:13 AM

Bitter Withy

Also fell to the rise in the feast
Small rain from the sky did not fall
Sweet Jesus asked his mother light
And could lead to the ball.

In the ball in the court of my country,
And the nephew At the time I was not me
Nor any violation Hirov come
When this nation.

And in the hill and down the hill,
Even with the sweet young faithful,
Even met with the three sons of nobles
Looking for the table.

Hassan Hassan morning, morning, good morning,
And : good morning, and you said,
By now, you sons of nobles
And three plays in the ball with me?

Are you a great three sons
Born sons of nobles in the death
And you Jews in poor children
Born in 207 in place.

Had I simply poor Jewish child
Born in 207 in place,
And when you are at the end of your recent letter
In my angle above all.

What is the building of a bridge
With the sun and with, and on.
The three princes of the follow-up
And they tried all three.

Beyond that, and on a hill and the hill
Three rich mothers with young people,
The season of tears, Mary, to adopt the child
And for us in each of the water.

Mary says in the home,
The child is placed in her knee
And in the Withy of twigs
And gave him three pieces.

Oh Withy you time, time Withy
That caused me to "Zu,
Withy to be the first tree
To death in the heart.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 11:26 AM

Why Delaware, boys?
Why Delaware?
Why Delaware, boys?
Why Delaware?
And the red mark, New Jersey
And the red mark, the red mark and New Jersey,
New Jersey and this is what is not exhausted. -

Why tried to contact Ya-
Why tried to contact? -
Why tried to contact Jacob,
Each unit?
And the citizens, "Hawaii"
And contacted says ( "how-I-23")
And the citizens, "Hawaii"
And therefore no contacts.

It may be newly and boys may be newly?
If you want to Alaska,
(I'll - Requests the Secretary), which went by.
The payment to the state has paid
To the state has to pay to the state,
Since the women had been cut.

Why Messisib and boys, Messisib Why?
Why Messisib and boys, and beautiful words?
Sipped and a-box, Mina
And Sipped a-box, Mena
And Sipped a-box, Mina
In this no benefit.

How are you, and Escon-boys?
New procedures and stole the keys,
Staff finds that harms children -
And, so Tina-see.
The fluorescent - who die poor,
The children, who die poor
Fluorescent-see you,
And died in Missouri and boys,
And died in Missouri.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 10:02 AM

Bad chick.

Once existed a bad chick.
With the wings all stubby and brownish.
And other birds with so much of words in question.
Forgery you leave.
False forgery it leaves.
False forgery it takes city.
And went with a forgery and waddle and a forgery.
With an agitation of the sleeping bag.

These poor little bad chick.
It went far and approaches.
But to each place they said to its person.
False forgery it takes from here.
Forgery you leave.
False forgery it leaves.
False forgery it takes from here.
And went with a forgery and waddle and a forgery.
And a very unhappy tear.

All via wintertime its being dissimulated far.
Nitro pyjamas' our for it introduces its person.
Fears of what others that say.
All via the winter with its only mass of discord.
Me' hares o' toy karaoke' pays a herd of the swans.
There and very soon agreed.
You are a very thin swan indeed!
A swan?
A swan?
Ah, continuous!
And said yes, you are a swan.
Throw a glance with you with the lake and will see it.
And looked at, and evil' I, and said. I am a swan!
Wheeeeeeee!

I am not such a bad chick.
No wing all stubby and brownish.
For actually the these birds.
With so much of words in question.
You are the best at the city.
Yes the best. Yes yes the best.
Yes you are the best at the city.

A forgery, a waddle or a forgery and nonfalse.
But a slip and a whistle and honk' say a white back.
And a so noble and high head.
Do you fall from which a bad chick?
Not Ú not Ú

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 10:58 AM

MAGGIE CAN.

Now you them merry young men of sailor, come listen to my tale.
I am sure that you will have the cause to feel sorry for me.
I was a young imbecile Dane in the wearing of Liverpool.
When I called there on my first port at the house of the sea.

Chorus.

Oh Maggie, Maggie Can.
They removed it.
And it will never descend from now on the street from lime.
Cos it flew so much of sailors and captains the whalers.
And it will never descend from now on the street from lime.

Oh. I will never forget the day.
When I met the first time Maggie May.
It led to normal speed through the place of setting out of box.
In a normal crinoline, like a frigate of the line.
And bus it saw that I was a sailor I gave hunting.


It gave me a sign of approval saucy.
And with I, like the mound of a farmer.
Leave to its catch I line coast at coast in the towing.
And under all the sail punt, we ran before the gust.
And to the tavern of the nest of the crow we went.

The next morning when I awoke.
I was flat stony am broken to me.
No jacket, trousers, waistcoat could I find.
When I asked him where it was.
It says "my very good Mister.
He are downwards in the mount of piety.
The new number of the grief stem of drive."

To the mount of piety I went, but clothing could not I find.
And the police officer came to remove this girl.
And it judges it guilty found him.
To steal a homeward-bounder.
And now it makes time in the compartment of botany.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 11:16 AM

And on whose

Thursday and just laid. (Thursday)
Put in Montreal and begin
To launch a strong and long.
They merely for 2003. (Are)
Better and not just take the rest
And you sing a song Territories.

If there is much to be done,
Not interested in you,
And forget the problems we are trying to be like perch-de-boy.

You who work. (Thursday) came on,
Until the beginning of 2003,
And invite you to work.
Just Thursday, working on (Thursday),
And cheerfully and found over the place.

What are merry and 2003. (they) will be no time
For your song in determining the location.

You sweep the room, It seems to me
That becomes what is love,
And that when you find the nearest to you
To dance to the tune.

(talking : Oh, no, no, no, No! by placing Iran in.)
When our hearts a lot of flying time.
And even those who were laid.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 12:21 PM

Me the DANCIN' it does not feel. Cut the sisters with the scissors.

Happen morning in the ya what head which it does.
This it is a life I, dog also something else in necessity.
It continues it spreads out.
empty cuttin'nothin' them the gown it wears a good fortune.
You descend and when connecting with the high piece.
you go out how and to be like this it is lonely.
and it feels and to peel it is like this.

It goes out and when listening to the thing song.
which holds in that mind it is like this and me it cooperates.
It gets it on the right side and to peel.
who me in order to be thing flesh it is going.
The swingin' when it peels in the circumference of the room.
And well it spreads out there is tins.
Your thing tonight under the magic only it sees.


But me, the dancin' it does not feel.
Long the Joanna, which becomes at the time of the glow l.
It will be able to venture my heart.
But my, 2 things shot will discover a method.
It went out and comfort in small quantity.
Being soft it will be able to call.


It spreads out, shoop demoniac restlessness it thinks.
But me, the dancin' it does not feel.
Dancin' today of your Excellency.

The dancin', the dancin' it does not feel to dry.
It goes out and nothin and ' when it recovered.
It discovers though.
The dancin', the dancin' it does not feel to dry.
It went out and when intelligence being inside mood.
You threw away the station to peel, why.
The dancin', the dancin' it does not feel to dry.
It will go out and when descending with you.
Rather the family be to anyone degree.

It illustrates and to come it illustrates.
And long the empire, which becomes only it goes.
All at the time of you, the change shouts.
And your cloth which is versatile and versatile and.
It spreads out and it gets and to be like that.
The colour, which is many like this, is the n.
Which will make the blind who is soul east.
You being only or time that time.
It will go out and it will maintain to peel, lose why.

Nine it keeps at work and to peel that which method going out.
This it is, it is like this and me it is to only do most.
And you my thing the thing.
And, me in order to talk to whole world it is going.
It goes out and you be satisfied.
When the fact that it will clap.
Only understand your hand.
It will be precise spreads out.
It is positive when you will carry in circumference it stabs.

But me, the dancin' it does not feel.
Long the Joanna, which becomes at the time of the glow l.
It will be able to venture my heart.
But my, 2 things shot will discover a method.
It went out and comfort in small quantity.
Being soft it will be able to call.
It spreads out, shoop demoniac restlessness it thinks.
But me, the dancin' it does not feel.
Dancin' today of your Excellency.




The dancin', the dancin' it does not feel to dry.
It goes out and nothin and ' when it recovered it discovers though.
The dancin', the dancin' it does not feel to dry.
It went out and when intelligence being inside mood.
You threw away the station to peel, why.
The dancin', the dancin' it does not feel to dry.
It will go out and when descending with you.
Rather the family be to anyone degree.

In me which it spreads out.
Dance in circumference percentage.
But your 2 phased production.
My, breast green onion fortune too.
You hum the ninny multi broad way, which is falling.
With the American one light.
Light put in the lower part, which will only carry.

But me, the dancin' it does not feel.
Long the Joanna, which becomes at the time of the glow l.
It will be able to venture my heart.
But my, 2 things shot will discover a method.
It went out and comfort in small quantity.
Being soft it will be able to call.
It spreads out, shoop demoniac restlessness it thinks.
But me, the dancin' it does not feel.
Dancin' today of your Excellency.

The dancin', the dancin' it does not feel to dry.
It goes out and nothin.
And ' when it recovered it discovers though.
The dancin', the dancin' it does not feel to dry.
It went out and when intelligence being inside mood.
You threw away the station to peel, why.
The dancin', the dancin' it does not feel to dry.
It will go out and when descending with you.
Rather the family be to anyone degree.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Sep 06 - 12:51 PM

Blind hazard guide cat.

The Les by the bark the word does wrongly the music due to the Cindy Man gasmen.

The word will avoid ' it was useless, ' spring.
America sine from the green onion which is pulp;
It is like that, is that.
The mankind hazard E will roll and the reading which fills.
Information of cat.

The basic which spreads out it made a mistake.
Will carry now and it expounds make.
This master/servant thing approval.
Is not the round that method and but be.

We subject is complete.
We do not do change everyday.
It attempted it assuredly it spreads out Ash it is not.
Blind hazard guide cat.

Flexible kitty lapse reputation.
And we will abuse a privilege.
The fact that you are going out and it thinks?
The refrigerator which it spreads out there is fish.

It goes out and it will try the extensive.
Doubt thing the fact that and it thinks?
Me the man the mammon it is not served but.
It spreads out the fact that it gets the friend.
where you are sincere it thinks.
It lost the plate of the compound word which spreads out.

Me the map grudge which drops the extensive downtown.
Me it goes out and when taking a meal, will return.
We quite are hungry quite and we connect and we get.
Blind hazard guide cat.

Quite Yom divination sign percentage.
I of this suspect a some and I request and.
It stabs your head inside the catdoor.
and it requests and grudge it respects.
Inside toward or at the outside.

Here one or 2 it spreads out.
the possibility of connecting it was.
Inside rain 1 thing at anti- outside.
Me for it has,; me there are times will do.
Possibly me, to pass this method again.

The dog will go help hazard, they in the place.
The cat is not that method which becomes inclination.
To the cat will do to be and it sees compared to recovering.
Blind hazard guide cat.

Me of some situation it is ignorant.
It goes out but and it believes firmly this there is hazard risks.
Blind hazard first place.
The up centre is not curtain intelligence.



When and in case he does to be them why.
Above to 4 a m roof with high piece?
The hazard which will carry it is a place where it is complete.
Inside it of but wrong hazard it is what?

It went out and when it went and it was one place.
And he follows only and he attaches the ticket after.
Me it does not know why.
the fool will follow only, they in the place.
Blind hazard guide cat.

The I the dog as one Pavlov met the man who calls.
From time to time, he became the bell roundly.
By the toy where the human being is.
simple it is happy and it makes.
But me, must talk that it is good.

I disturbance, discovered it.
He being it the poor, or the skin which it thinks sprouts.
And quickly he became the grade his bell roundly.
Will go out and it when percentage wanting.

Our assistance which spreads out it demanded?
You fall and, us.
Here we are the contradictory U law.
Blind hazard guide cat.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 08:49 AM

New Orleans Campaign

Then we spent 14 and 18, with a small range
Of the mighty Mississip Colonel Jackson.
We took some, it seems that we were a little beans
And we caught the bloody British near the town of New Orleans.

China launched artillery, we maintain Britain next.
We have almost no other.
Once again, we launched Mississippi
From the Gulf of Mexico to begin operation.

Well, I see 'd March 1 Jackson Street
Walkin Talkin' bandit Lafayette
Name for him to drink, he said in Tennessee
Brung piracy, the United Kingdom where help promote marine.

Andrew France, the consumers best,
Packingham for that in the future gun bullets.
Laoshan has been given to the party,
He played Colonel Packingham midwife of bad people.

China launched artillery, we have a 'coming British.
We have almost no other.
Once again, we launched the operation
To Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, We see rivers of the United Kingdom 'd
Of the 100 people in our future and decided to fight the dark.
Therefore, strengthening our voice with them
To adhere to our high-Central tied cotton, not things.

Laoshan can be caught by surprise
If they do not launch a butcher til our eyes.
Til we see fire engines hold 'd we face,
We had a gun. Really talking about a mouse.

China launched artillery, we maintain Britain next.
We have almost no other.
Once again, we launched the operation
To Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico.

Then, the firing of cannons, we til tube melting,
So that we seize the alligator struggle.
Attractive, completed his 620 ball.
Tetched backward production of powder, Gator lost his mind.

March will go home, not as president
Until our old hickory people.
Every thought, bacon, beans,
We will think of ways to reduce our happiness in New Orleans.

We have been working with our British artillery fire 'come.
But we have almost no other.
Once again, we launched the operation
To Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico.

And runs through independence through the rabbit
Permeated not break them in the jungle.
They do not have as fast deaths pre-operation
To Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico.

China launched artillery, we maintain Britain next.
But we have almost no other.
Once again, we launched the operation
To Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 12:20 PM

Rare Mountain Dew

And the grass grows and water Otdafqa
In the easy way and free.
The mere consideration to between 210 years
That began in the Gulf near issued.

Each Gogers comes from Donegal,
Sligo too, but when Itrim
And gives them signed and when
The 37 years of the rare mountain dew.

57 :

Fitted elements-fraud elements deviation - 9981 - 9981
Without cheating, no-fitted components in 9981 - 9981, fraud today - Fitted elements-fraud elements deviation - 9981 - 9981
Without fraud, non-fitted elements of fraud in 9981 - 9981 today.

A situation which is still at the bottom of the hill,
And the rotors smoke into the sky.
And the smell of smoke, and the plan,
And say that Putin near the start.

The smell filled the air, with the between
The two parties, the Crown and you.
When you walk in the house, you can take Paul,
Or the dismissal of the mountain dew.

57 :

Learned that the man who used the pen
And wrote on the High praise,
It is nice that Putin Ireland green,
Distilled from wheat and looms.

Received by the outside bead;
Cure all diseases, and education, Christian or Jewish.
It should say that the headaches and fat,
While addressing the real old mountain.

57 :

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 07:05 AM

Sea Life

Says life is the life of leisure
Will be a girl from the heart with joy,
That it leaves behind sad cry.
Did not know when will return.

"Twenty-four in all, respectively,
And true love and make better.
In a suitable site, and also
If I Nabil and unnecessary, has everything."

"Oh Father, son, that no one
In this boat broad Pacific,
Have put up every ship undergone by the Queen,
There is no need to investigate after the boy."

No long passes and deep
When the queen encountered in the vessel and to fulfill.
"Oh sailors all, I would say that true prayer
Is not sweet William between the ship's crew? "

"No, you just, and the first one here,
And already the water, often fear.
Further, the island green, and approved by,
And not lose sight of the boy says.

"The class, and her hands behind the poetry.
The girl in despair.
And that did not carry the rock do not run.
"How can the lives of William and gone?"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 10:38 AM

THE BAWN ROCK.

Come all faithful heroes of the YE and monitor approximately.
With each farmer ME; Chris O' Toy.
Do not rent you know that your work will be he.
They will increase clear daily up to the morning-grey.
Over early the morning of the light.
And you will never be able, thus you grow ' settee those Bawn rock.

My shoe industries are carried also my female socks, which are thin.
My heart trembles always now for the fear, which they give within.
My heart trembles always now.
With the clear light of the daily up to the morning-grey.
And I will never be able, thus I grow ' sow the Bawn rock.

The ascent over, courageous Sweeney and takes your horse hay.
And give them a good food of oats, before they begin far.
Do not feed they with that crambe mild sprigs.
Which rise at your green lawn?
Or it will never be able, thus it grow ' stony the Bawn rock.

My injury on you, boy Sweeney it with listen ' jerk nearly.
They set for your feet now from the entrance hall.
Over main headers.
They sit down from the entrance hall now.
From the clear light of the daily up to the morning-grey.
And you will never be able, thus you grow ' settee those Bawn rock.

I wish that the commander of sergeant for with punctual would send.
And to a condition all set me at my youth and fundamentally.
I would fight now for the honour of Ireland.
From the clear light of the daily up to the morning-grey.
Before I still turn, thus I grow ' sow the Bawn rock.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:12 AM

Universal military personnel. Fat Saint Emery.

He 5 things shot 2 and 6 things shot is 4.
He fights in the missile and the window.
He 31 all and only is 17 flesh.
He continuously is thousand for military personnel.

He sleeps and the Catholic, hen Tokyo, the atheist and or ok he is.
Buddhist, the Baptist Church and You Tae person.
And he will kill and and always being will Kiss he is 1st.
Extensive hazard B, my friend.
And the hazard which will carry be extensive and kill.

He is fighting Canada hazard, He is fighting France hazard.
He is fighting the United States hazard.
And he is fighting the Russia person hazard.
And he is fighting Japan hazard.
In order to make war and him this method it will close.
And he thinks it will hand down.

He is fighting democracy hazard, He is fighting red hazard.
He is fighting the all-good thing hazard.
Living and who it peels and that it dies must decide who, to peel.
And who him is the thing flesh.
And he writes does not read assuredly in the wall.

He to criticize with the universal military personnell.
And realness and.
Him the order compared to above comes to from over there quite.
Them come from him, you and B and the sibling, your ball.
It will close and this it hands down.
In order to make war is not the method.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 11:48 AM

fishing Wind
(Fernando)

In hours and minutes Bard doubt
I want to be held
In the warm love you account.
You can see that all around me
And to take up the sand,
Uh, but that the attempt to catch the wind.

At dusk, the sky pales and conceal Christ
That behind every smile and look »eyes,
And here we find.
For me to love you now that luck is,
Uh, t'would make me sing,
But that trying to catch up and the wind.

De Silva de Silva, "da da da da da Ya da
Silva, da Silva, da Silva

Has been suspended by rain and leaves
You with tears and near murder
And fears for me to leave behind all the blues.
The Standing in your heart, which could be Christ,
I would be long, ah,
But what if trying to catch up and the wind.

Ah, but what if trying to catch up and the wind

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 06:01 AM

AS I TO HORSES WAS SWITCHED on.

As I switched on to horses, was not was I prettily?
As I switched on to horses, was not was I homosexual?
Wasn't I pretty, when I entered cork city?
And on May four tenth mean fall met?

Six merry soldiers to carry to my Sarge's.
Six merry soldiers for marching by my side.
It is taking with six merry soldier a bundle red roses.
Well for it smell, how we go along.

Strike the drums slowly and play you the low pipes.
Play up dead March, as we go along.
And you get me to Tipperary and put you me down simple.
I am a young soldier, who is never wrongly done.

As I switched on to horses, was not was I prettily?
As I switched on to horses, was not was I homosexual?
Wasn't I pretty, when I entered cork city?
And on May four tenth mean fall met?




I HORSES WAS LIT.

When I was not in circuit of the horses, were I nicely?
When I was not in circuit of the horses, were I homosexual?
Wasn't I pretty, when I penetrated the town of cork?
And met fourteenths want to say the fall over May?

Six merry soldiers to carry my Sarge쳌fs.
Six merry soldiers aiming to go my side.
It is to take with one six merry soldiers the package red pinks.
It to smell well how we go.

Strike the drums slowly and play you to them weak drains.
Play died March, as we go.
Take and me of Tipperary and put to the bottom you me simple.
I am a young soldier who is never made false.

When I was not in circuit of the horses, were I nicely?
When I was not in circuit of the horses, were I homosexual?
Wasn't I pretty, when I penetrated the town of cork?
And met fourteenths want to say the fall over May?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 06:34 AM

GO ONE WHILE. Appropriate haven meeting.

Choir.

If you go one while, go one while.
Go one while with me.
More we together go, to love.
Better we agree.

We agree a hand in your opening.
And your finger in your eye.
Undertakers bent their heads.
As you pass, to go.

Here another Sunday comes.
Bells on the bell.
And here a hurt child comes.
To say another history to.

"You bring along," the said brewer.
You get the Kuckuckbaum.
Bring along your lady nut/mother.
Us hold company ".

Two miles thrash the road.
Henry Tom Skins woman.
Three miles thrash the road.
And it runs for its life.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 10:31 AM

The football which goes mad. James Curran.

Choral society.

Him the football which goes mad, is to him furious football.
And football it stripped it O ' the small top.
The direction which it had.
It would take and rub ' its clothing with dozen skivvies linen tae.
Since our of the watertight bulkheads.
A member O ' became who terrible club of football.

The first even thing which it played inside.
I am sure that I saw it all.
They had two bricks for those goalposts.
And a box out of tinplate for a ball.
When an impact of place took watertight bulkheads.
The ball increased like a cork.
Landed his wife known as went the buildings and to New York.

Under zooming when the o'er that it leaves it.
If our Jocky does not hold.
Far from the football which takes a step at the night in its sleep.
It proclaims, exceeds, of McGinty, and others droll things thus.
Evening it did it yesterday a step bed and cried.

` Is it a goal!쳌f?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 07:49 AM

Iriskai love Lilt

57
Bher me, the center
ooo Bher me, the center
Of Bhir me e,
SS is the center of
Sad I am, without any.

Art and music are you in my heart.
The tone of the wedding, Moe S. Morrison Chroidh;
Moon night, guidance and,
In the light of article you me.

57

In the morning, when I go
To the House, in the sea ",
And the call to justice calls for"
125 to me.

When I joined I am single,
My heart black-and-white night, land and sea,
And in the light of love,
The crown on the road to the old.

57

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:19 AM

Ngilbert and Mberdink
the English)

Please for me to go,
and, I do not love you all.
Our waste to be a sin.
And I love the other.

It was found again, dear love,
and I will always be near.
Do not hesitate warm greetings
and cold, not Aziz, Crown, and go.

(Please for me to go, and)
I do not love you never
(waste my life would be a sin),
and so on and love me again.

Please me, that does not release you, you moron
Adherence to me? We live a lie pain and love for me and others.
(Allow me to love and love)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:31 AM

The last waltz
Ngilbert and Mberdink

and asked to go, or to remain,
and may operate more than one song only that,
I saw you to the corner,
and was appointed only a little girl and eat.

The extracts past you,
unity among the people together.
The fall in love with you.
And contradictory to continue forever.

But love had strong, and of good
and the bad along the way,
and after the death of the flame of love,
and the eyes of my heart broke in the second : You mandate.

The extracts past you,
unity among the people,
and our love and you,
and contradictory to continue forever.

In all parts of now,
we do not have any,
and before the tears of the orchestra :
No No No No No No No No No
No No No No No No No No No No.

The extracts past you,
unity among the people,
and our love and you,
and contradictory to continue forever.

No No No No No No No No No

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:41 AM

Admiral Benbo

Sami Oh bold all sailors,
And take advantage of the similarities,
And Sami, all you bold sailors,
And in one direction
Near the Admiral in the fame,
Nr the brave Benbo name
And how I fought in all the major,
And you do not hear, I hear you.

Benbo courage and set sail on the struggle,
Benbo courage to fight and set sail to battle
Benbo courage and set sail with a fine and Bliasent storm,
But the captain refused to tail in fear, in fear.

Says Michael : led to the face, and will continue to say :
Michael led to the face value
And not a disgrace not to lose the place,
But is not expected to face the enemy, no guns or pistols.

Benbo, creatures and the French fought, and fought the French,
And the creatures and Benbo fought the French.
And fought from the top and the bottom, until it reaches the blood,
The decline came even droplets of blood to develop, and which is located.

Benbo courage of the legs Shainst, It Shainst
Benbo courage of the legs Shainst
Benbo courage lost his two legs in a Crimean war,
But the boys and English, "good", and a lot and transport.

The surgeon dress'd, and raised cries Benbo
Benbo, said the surgeon, dress'd cries Benbo :
It is now in Kuwait in a hurry, and this may be
Kartrdik face of the enemy, and even death, and even death.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 11:40 AM

HANG ASKS ME of a PUNCTURE of BAY STACHELBEERE-BAUM TREE.


An English, Welshman and Hebraic.
They were condemned to be hung to the bottom Texas manner.
And they each one were requested to decide a tree, to balance.
And they started immediately with Welshman.

Thus, Welshman chose pear a tree and happy was said of the English.
"Each tree possible corner".
Thus, they chose an apple tree to balance to him.
As suddenly these words of the Jew to come.
Please hang "to me my favourite tree".

And judges it said, ", which will of tree him? Is ".
"It is good those loves of tree I.
It is my dying request.
Please hang to me of a bay tree of puncture ".

Then, the judge "said, you surely know but.
That a bay tree of puncture terribly slightly ".
"OH- in order" says then of Mose.
"I waits, until it pupil want to be to hang."
Me of a bay tree of puncture ".

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 12:16 PM

ANT HEM OF HOLMFIRTH.

Outside for pleasures, as I died.
On a evening-free surface of the summer of summer.
Outside for pleasures, as I died.
On a evening-free surface of the summer of summer.
There I saw good the most beautiful.
Benjamin for their swain of sheepdog.
Benjamin for their swain of sheepdog.

The evening most suitable this more thee of the e' err.
I considering.
Always with the young man I admire.
The evening most suitable this more thee of the e' err.
I considering.
Always with the young man I admire.
Do Déaf rat chisel z make the thou will fight the French
and the Spaniards?
Do Déaf rat chisel z thus make the leave of thou to me my expensive?
Do Déaf raî chisel z thus make the leave of thou to me my expensive?

Not more with the yon the green does not box snake
that I does not take the thee.
With the pleasures for being
still held themselves and considering the lambs.
Not more with the yon the green does not box saké
that I does not take the thee.
With the pleasures for being
still held themselves and considering the lambs.
But I take with thee with the yon the green gardens.
Where the pretty flowers develop.
Where the pretty flowers develop.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 12:19 PM

Oh No Kitchen (*)

There is dear but that the growth of plants on the island,
"the Academy of St. Patrick himself confident,
The group's work in the sun and smile with happiness,
and that the Canadian from the eye and destruction.
This has resulted in a quagmire, before,
The earth and clay, called Aziz
And not Shamrock from Ireland.

Dear 57 : no kitchen, no speeches,
a kitchen and nice buildings
Oh, from Ireland.

Dear plant that grows only in our land,
A new, just and girls in turn,
The smiles that fascinate and leadership in the eyes
Of all the time it seems change.
Sun, sand, and through what happened,
And the depths of the Earth,
As it is not dear kitchen.

The reverend few buildings that stems from our land,
When the three had not left above,
Staff and means of working together and ourselves
From ourselves that an exchange.
The soldiers, and in front,
And through earth policy,
And that the fire branch.
The Shamrock from Ireland.

(*) That started life as The Dear Little Shamrock. I've no idea of what quirk of the Arabic language led to that translation.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 12:25 PM

Suspicious Riley

My suspicious Riley poor old, was transferred to the school,
And suspicious poor old Riley, will not arrive,
The every day to and from
The people to go in and to the last drop,
And not the heart of names Riley is suspicious.

We will walk on the street Fitzgibon separate them, and that as such,
And Somerhil and stare at people.
And when he says, "and almost in the first half,
At a time when no one ever! "
The heart of names Riley is suspicious.

They are now in bars to close and continuous and happy,
And Lark and when they find a sleep in St. Patrick's Park.
The following five in a sense,
Pink and says, "There are indications that the time to drink!"
Riley, in the heart of names is suspicious.

Now, we now travel to the port lawyers to another meeting,
After one or two or three does not believe that only completely safe.
After four in the few,
After five under the table,
And the heart of names Riley is suspicious.

Uh, and the transfer of her house in two years, not every night,
To produce her), put on a bed and Outlk turn to the light.
The next morning, when out of bed
And search for a cure to the President,
And the heart of names Riley is suspicious.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 12:41 PM

Rice in the Sahel green buildings *
(Trad)

Of the sidewalk Dere and sailed away in May 23.
Have been taken in the Council members Sara Americai commitment.
Freshwater did not take in and five thousand gallons or more,
In the case of short-term »go to New York and away from the shore buildings.

This travel, and you, sweet, Lisa
Similarly, the city of Derry
And greetings to all comrades and daring,
Who do not dwell on the fact that the sacred.
If it will not support any luck
I have no money in the store,
And I will return to Washington on Wednesday
And leave for Assie in the field of green buildings shore.

He returned three days, and it was all Seasick No one immune from the Council,
Not only the family and to all with regret that the poor do not fond of the Crown
Or not, Dear Father type "and that" the President went to the throat.
This made me think more of the girl did not Wei in the field of green buildings shore.

The Savile to the other side in the first ten days, passengers were taken from the man
And led a tour of six different ways, all of this is a case of avoiding Glas
In the case that did not meet more, let Goodbye
Old Ireland and the pastures green buildings shore.

This travel, and you, sweet, Lisa
Similarly, the town of Dire
And greetings to all comrades and bold,
Those who do not dwell on the fact that the sacred.
If fame or wealth, I prefer
The money not in the store,
And when the Crown Walk Oh Wee and to leave
Assie in the field of green buildings shore.

* Paddy's Green Shamrock Shore in case you don't recogbnise it.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 12:49 PM

In the life *
(Trad)

In the life to do so, such as high
And the river dry,
And not with the sun, such as on the beach,
Crown, love, love, love is not over.

"To the world fair in the garden but this did not go
Football beautiful flower and spring.
The striking more and more,
It did not withdraw even though the full picture.

Then are these flowers bed.
The laptop and ammunition were in the head.
Not a word Spake But even this
Did not break the heart of the exhibition.

* She's Like A Swallow muryaaa.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 01:04 PM

Maids when Says Youth
(Trad)

On women in the Mong-105-105-Roman,
To make 1965-Mong-Rum.
In any Mong-105-105-Roman,
To make between 1965 and 1965-
The Roman-Tung, Deng and loss-de-Rum.
You did not accept female youth to marry old man.

An old man, it seemed to me that you really
Lee Yung Dariti
Old man, it seemed to me
That attract young,
The old man truly, not to suggest that the Crown did not accept female
You young people to marry old man.

When I sat down to tea with you,
Lee Yung Dariti
When I sat down to tea,
That young people,
When it put the tea on the company,
It seemed to me maids and excitement
You did not accept young people to marry old man.

Even when I went to bed,
Oh Lee Yung Dariti
And even when I went to bed,
That the youth
And even when I went to bed.
Put whether dead,
And you did not accept female youth to marry old man.

And when the people quickly,
you Lee Yung Dariti
When people quickly,
And that is when he was young,
People quickly, nor are flanked,
In the embrace of a young and handsome.

(: 57 years)

And is now in Mong-105-105-Roman,
To make 1965-Roman Mong-
In 1965 became Mong---105 Rum.
Between 1965 and has to make in 1965-Mong-Roman,
Which became Deng-de-Roman maids
You did not accept young people to marry old man

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 03:27 AM

Industry and Aviation News f *
(m). Richards)

Sitting and thinking deep, and drinking,
And I wonder what is no doubt and I am of the night.
Moping smoking, and possibly only hope
Some girls never experienced it.
We do not want to be loved and the only girl in the house
And I remember what he said.
He said, "f! f! f! I do not say do not fall!
The secretariat of the President!
f! f! f! I do not say do not fall!
You want to go to bed by lifting!
We do not say "Welcome!"
Access to the development of aviation-leapfrogging
Walk right dead! "

I sit, even fed, and the low level of the session,
Even lawyers in the place I was at.
Meeting drinking, even thought
And rinsed congregation on my left.
That said, "Welcome!" Access to the development of aviation-
Did not state what the child said.
The Kommon, Flerti and diligently on the session,
I was god, I was on my own.
Lee said at the time of the operation,
He said, was the way the microphone.
He said, "Welcome!!" Access to the development of aviation
And "the right to jump to the future,!"

*The Spider and the Fly (Rolling Stones)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 08:08 AM

Shoe Suede
(Alves Presley, and music by Carl 732)

Has for the money,
Two in that,
That the three are ready,
Go now and torture, go.

In step you Suede shoes.
You can not put any of Suede from the shoe.

Thus, you can retreat step,
In the face of slander,
And the name everywhere.

No he does not want to work,
And Mi-development of honey,
It is not shoe-you step on the Suede and shoes.
You can not put any of Suede from the shoe.

You burning houses and stealing cars,
And alcohol, and Froetjar old.
No he does not want to work,
And Mi-development of honey,
It is not shoe-you step on the Suede and shoes.

You can not put any of Suede from the shoe.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 11:53 AM

That GET IS lyrically - "the air, which I breathe".

If I could make a desire.
I think that I would turn into.
It cannot think of something that I have need.
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no noise.
Nothing to eat none books which can be read.

Production of the love with you.
Left peacefully, hot to me and fatigued.
What more I require could.
Nothing more gives to be wished.

The peace practicing Erich came, and it leaves me weak.
So the sleep will sleep noiseless angel.

Sometimes everything that I have need is the air, which I breathe.
And in order to like it.
Everything that I have need is the air, which I breathe.
To like them.

Everything that I have need is the air, which I breathe.
The peace practicing Erich came, and it leaves me weak.
So the sleep will sleep noiseless angel.

Sometimes everything that I have need is the air, which I breathe.
And in order to like it.
Everything that I have need is the air, which I breathe.
To like them.
Everything that I have need is the air, which I breathe.

Sometimes everything that I have need, is the air, which I breathe.
And in order to like it.
Everything that I have need is the air, which I breathe.
To like them.
Everything that I have need is the air, which I breathe.
And in order to like it.

Everything that I have need is the air, which I breathe.
To like them.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 12:16 PM

The HOL "furniture duty - the merry go round" it deceives inside.

It follows and the merry go round it ignites inside.
It surpass sing under immensity tries a fact.
It follows and the merry go round it ignites inside.
Will be the times when it will be immense.
And the royal tomb the thing authorization B which will go?

' Their this it purse cause and the end which are racing.
It is this to be near but by now.
Inside inside merry go round merry go round.
To be near, end to change nearly.

But by now far.
Their places the person who fights dangerously.
Get the internal method only.

Purge, to leave toward the outside quickly and respect.
It is immense and the hour B which it loses.
We go round and we go and but and we are going.
Inside inside merry go round merry go round.
It is round and it is round and it is round.
And and it will be round it goes round and.

And with you it is round and it will be round it goes round and.
In high formation of a cabinet, inside lower part.
In high formation of a cabinet, inside lower part.
In high formation of a cabinet.
Too much plentifully inside lower part.

She refloats or current time by her the hour when it falls.
Her which it wins before this of it.
That it is stimulated, it evades from the adjacent waters.
Which is contiguous?
It got a most high score.

Now to my chance and me, it is it and me it goes.
The do-or-die it sees.
Inside inside merry go round merry go round.

It is round and it is round.
And it is round and and it will be round it goes round and.
And with you it is round and it will be round it goes round and.

In high formation of a cabinet, inside lower part.
In high formation of a cabinet, inside lower part.
In high formation of a cabinet.
Too much plentifully inside lower part.
It follows and the merry go round it ignites inside.

It surpass sing under immensity tries a fact.
It follows and the merry go round it ignites inside.
Will be the times when it will be immense?
And the royal tomb the thing authorization B which will go?

We ignite us now and in order to be together cosh her we go.
Inside inside merry go round merry go round.
Inside inside merry go round merry go round.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 10:32 AM

The west fall sleep. But massive Davis.

In side of all-night vigil retention all time.
The west the west of the thing, which falls sleep fall sleep?
Sulphur All! And the good Erin feels Hugh, right.
When deceiving from the place where the Connaught is deep.
Inside light sleep.

From that place it is a process and the free lake and plain smile.
' Centre rock their Guardian article.
Ohio song! The man learn freedom and make.
From the wind which it breaks and the whipping ocean.

That iron-link green onion and love be ground.
The freedom and the Nationhood demand.
It is not positive to dry and u ten:00 bedspreads.
The company one shoes, which is planned, assuredly it is not to dry.

Short time it will doze hazard the slave.
The family which is grand to be like this.
And, being brave, the human race which is long haughty.
As the place gives a honour and it keeps watch.
Ohio song! Select their son disgrace which are not.

The empty tin-can destroys their honour trace positively.
Hazard at any time, inside the O'Connor's van.
In the improvement which is severe the Connaught each whole group.
And the scull lump with the deer where all people runs the fleet.

Coirrsliabh with transit and ArdRathain.
And it is brave and a later hour saw certificate.
And honour watch Clanricarde's grave.
Ohio song! Them in order to store died their ground.

The Aughrim's when it buys and in the Shannon's green onion.
And in if, time all all-night vigil retention.
West; The west falling sleep.
Sulphur All! And the good Erin feels Hugh, right.

That Connaught inside light sleep deceives from the deep place.
Listen to but! - Thunder spake.
What kind of voice
"The west which is awake, ' the west which is awake.
Ohio song! Eternity! It shakes Great Britain make.
We the Erin's respect hazard die until will see! "

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 10:52 AM

Weak Sue ICED ARGLE.

Me it ages and ' you it ages and ' it is sickly.
And "the ye which is sickly it comes, weak sue in the iced gargle?
"You who talk the thing it aged and ' me it aged.
And ' it was sickly it was sickly and it talked,".

Positive I, did not get the before British east.
Me only in the Monto city in the lower part the sample.
It saw the young Phil McArdle to respect.
But he will not be in me the crown.
Auntie- widely known, theyn the place.
Hazard weak Sue for it respects in the iced gargle."

Singing together.

Is the ye what, will ye is the green onion, throw?
It is like that, me it is your your Excellency.
And a green onion and thus will be.
When and our one thing does not order quickly.
We the b let us come will throw from z U r.

Me it ages and ' you it ages and ' it was sickly.
It is sickly and it talks.
"The ye in the Galway human race which comes?
"You it ages and ' me it ages and ' it was sickly.
It is sickly and it talks.
"Me it aged, ' in price of the boy prop.

Me it descended to a Capel distance.
In the man moneylender who is You Tae.
But them in 2 me the bob widely known will not be above.
Theyn the place.
Me it aged, ' the boy suspender."

Me it ages and ' you it ages and ' it was sickly.
It is sickly and it talks.
"We do not have the beef or the mutton.
When we descend to the Monto city but.
We the nuttin ' get the hazard beverage, ".

Here there is formation of a cabinet of good notification.
Me it aged and ' from the fresh fish seller it got.
"The food under insufficiency time.
It reports the hearse which it spreads out.
You starve are the egg l thing which spreads out.
The fact that it dies.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 07:18 AM

Or mother

Iis a woman living in New York,
O Rose, and the appointment of, oh,
and falls in love with her father, a writer
And away from the Greenwood-e-o.

Like love, and over a mountain,
And I want to highlight,

Which is the highest positions.
It states that due to an error.

The bending and then the outbreak.
It is from 110 to the body of one
And two in there that children born

Bonnie has ta'en Wee pen knife,
While these sweets ta'en in the lives of children.

Which took the scarf and fold placed on page 38.
In view of a marble stone to the development of the first home ga'ed.

It was the death of her father in the hall
And the boys Ablaeing the ball.

"Oh, Leonie boys and genies, I had mine
And you dress you up in silks minute CNN. "

"Oh mother, or if it is genuine, and not to harm you,
We fine-grained. "

"Oh, Leonie boys, I have to tell you
That any kind of death and whether death? "

"Seven years birds in the forest,
Seven years a flood of fish,

Seven years and the mother,
But seven years in the depths of hell! "

"Welcome, welcome birds in the forest,
We welcome the fish, floods,
And we welcome the mother,
But, God save me from the depths of hell."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Oct 06 - 10:21 AM

, CUTTING IT DOES NOT STOP.

To cut it, my girl does not stop.
Of bonnie to cut it, my girl does not stop.
Of bonnie to cut it does not stop.
For its back part it elbow of wouldna '.
E more to o'er its belly entirely my girl of bonnie.

One became fulfilled in the month May, my girl of bonnie.
One became fulfilled in the month May, my girl of bonnie.
May was become fulfilled in the month.
When the flowers were homosexual they?
E the lambs exhibit and had played my girl the queen men of bonnie.

You beyond in mounts, my boy the proper Queen men of bonnie.
You beyond in mounts, my boy the D'you of bonnie.
That it understands beyond in mounts.
Where you swore that you if did'na transformed tooting of I.
If you that its will has? My boy the queen men of bonnie.

You around the banks of Ayre, way It Queen men them.
Boys it bonnie they themselves.
You around the banks of Ayre, mean boys the Queen men of bonnie.
You around the banks of Ayre, where you she extracted me in its bow.
E you left me in the desperation, average boys of bonnie?

That he is it you, it can kill me dead one, my boy.
Of bonnie it who you can me absolutely slaughter is, my boy.
I of bonnie you inoperative them.
They still do not kill its body to bleed elves.
Still you marry it with speed my girl of bonnie.

For the tubings you play candy, my girl of bonnie.
For the tubings you play candy, my girl.
Of bonnie, that the tubings play candy.
And that troops march moved away.
E is not me remains here, my girl.

Of bonnie to cut you, my girl do not stop.
Of bonnie to cut you, my girl do not stop.
Of bonnie to cut you do not stop.
For its back part it elbow of wouldna '.
E more to o'er its belly entirely my girl of bonnie.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Oct 06 - 11:38 AM

LIBERTY COMING ALL YE. Dear son of the ham fish hen.


Swings it the wind on the full days dawning.
Burns through the clouds heels true tree gaudy over the bay.
But there is more still another rough wind impact.
By the large Glen O ' the world the day.

It is a thought, the dock one fish our putrid becomes.
It gaunter that group abrade us, freshness and homosexual.
Take the road and look for you other to checkout counters.
Play sport tae for their ill Tricks and.

Never sake more the bonnie call ants.
March tae was if ours braggarts cross crops.
Still small piece frae sets off pit head and clachan.
Deplore the ships, those down the Broomielaw sails.

Defective families in the countries, which we took over.
Scotland verse flu chit courageous never the more, never more.
Back and white and to other one connected.
Form the common barracks O ' their masters only.

O come all ye at home with ' liberty.
Never Half whit those hoodies crèche for fate.
In their house ' the children O ' Adam.
Can bread, barley bread and painted area find.

If MacLean of friends in Springburn.
Meets ' the roses and the Glens turns tae bloom.
And a black boy over of the Niagara outside.
Fell Gallon O rings ' burgers down!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Oct 06 - 12:40 PM

THE WHO GALLOPS COMMANDER.

(Henry Of George Grants - 1906). Stanley Kirkby - c.1910.

All the girls explain.
It is more old lorry driver by large old man.
Struck impact struck struck.
The commander to gallop here comes.

Struck impact struck struck.
The commander to gallop here comes.
Struck impact struck struck.
Also proudly as Indian rajah.

All the girls explain.
That I am more old lorry driver by homosexual old man.
Hello, hello, freely manner.
The commander to gallop here comes.

Struck impact struck struck.
As if I am assembled a unit of loading.
Struck impact struck struck.
Also adapted as Indian rajah.

All the girls explain.
That I am a courageous commander.
Hello, hello, freely manner.
The commander to gallop here comes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 10:55 AM

Sugar and sugar
from : Arches

choir :
Sugar, ah honey honey,
You lost my candy
And you want me to work for you.
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You Lost My deserts
And you want me to work for you.

I would just like to believe that the good love you
(Only I do not think it is true because I am just not true )
This feeling also,
(Just do not believe that is true.)

Choir

Future, I know that girl I was sweet, how can that be accepted,
(Sweet know how it could be any before),
Such as pouring the sun in the summer you me more sweet
(You pour me more sweet).

O sugar
Pouring a little sugar, and honey,
And sugar by pouring a little child,
I am small to make your life sweet,
Yes, yes,Yes,
Pouring a little sugar, uh, yes,
Pour a little sugar on honey,
And just pouring sugar in children,
I am young, you make your life sweet,
Oh, oh,pour a little sugar on me honey and sugar.
Ha Honey cases decided - You Lost
My honey and deserts you want to work for me you.
Uh ... honey, ah sugar sugar
Candy you my daughter ...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 11:08 AM

Manchester Rambler

Yuan (McColl)

Any work on Snowdon,operating sleep on Krodon,
Working in the camp and Ainstonis Kzlekmatshams
Working on compassion and the demonstrators to anthrax,
And many other things I could say.
My cards I had the pillow often,
The Heather Lee was often Srerokkariba
Part of the mountains
I think that is not dead.

Choir:
I back any Yam,I Yam of Manchester.
I all happiness in moorland difficult.
I may be any Agislavi on Monday,
But I am a free man on Sunday.

Today is just the end of the downward Greensbrook
I only higher percentage of Tor,
When voice cried "Oh," You are not in the path of peace.
Worse Oh absolutely no opinion.
The things that he said it is not pleasant.
In the teeth of anger I said to him
"Soon of a portion of the mountains
I think that is not dead!"

Louse called me and said, "I think Ganberh!"
And I thought,but I still fail to see
Why each You scout and undeveloped land
Can not Balfuger round shell, Mona.
He said that "all this land is my master."
It stood shaking my head.
The man is not entitled to possess more
Than any mMountains deep ocean floor.

When loves maid,Laham corner of the trade fair,
they flower in Rouen,
The flower is the eyewitness testimony of Moreland blue sky.
Any temptation is from April to June.
On the day, which must have been married
Went to a picnic,Bdlaeajla
Part of the mountains
I think that is not dead.

I am where I am when I walk in the mountains and hills,
When I located the Fern deep.
I belong to the mountains and clear, respectively,
Springs gray rocks falling rough and sharp.
Operating mechanism White Hair sewage
And Curlew fly high above,
Soon, the part of the mountains
I think that is not dead.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 11:32 AM

TREBER O ' Sports shirt. Embarasses H Jones.

A ship much fine Marc O ' of the Sports shirt.
Most quickly on the sea.
On Australian fibre, we cut down soon.
Tyre Ann can seek to him of Forbes.
To go to jump to me the ship in Melbourne.
The outward journey city a gold digging.
There is a fortune which is found under the ground.
Where Eucalyptus rises.

Marc O ' Sports shirt most quickly on the sea.
Marc O ' Sports shirt on the sea most quickly.

More said ausschliesseninhaber Mr Baines to that.
Of Forbes during one tyre anise Irene day.
"It is to you your crew to hold.
While gold consults it far ".
Try Ann Forbes Above-mentioned With Mr Baines.
"I have a fine plan leave thus - him - you and approve.
I am the king of exclusions ".

Like us them banks Australia to reach it.
You give of Tyr annis ieren to of Forbes declared "him of Scorbutic.
On you not to leave this voyage, the ship.
Until we reach of the Mersey ".
We are now in Salthouse a dock.
I do not go any more Sir to the sea.
Me time which was made on of exclusions.
And captain Bully Forbes Sir.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 11:32 AM

(Dive and Lazarus)

Which today is the origin of one,
Needless Dive word Eid.
He invited all his friends
And gentry of the best.

Then a mechanism for Lazarus and closing doors
And dives in the door :
"Some of the meat and drink Diveros brother,
Give to the poor.

"Nothing thou'rt my siblings,Lazarus,
Begging is not in the sections.
Any Allhomao that give you drink,
Nor give to the poor. "

Then a mechanism for Lazarus and downs Bensbhkl
Dives under the wall :
"Some of the meat and drink some,Brother Diveroslljoa
Starve any party.

"Nothing thou'rt my siblings,Lazarus,
Begging is not in my gate.
Any Allhomao that give you drink,
For Jesus Christ had. "

Dive then sent him hungry Alclablouah
It is the foundation.
The authority did not bite and bite one,
But licked his sores away.

Dive then sent to the amusing man,
Concern poor Lazarus away.
And you do not have the ability to strike with a single stroke,
But Throwing away from the whips.

It also fell to one day
Of poor Lazarus disease and died.
It was attended by two angels
Alsmaevroha evidence.

" Rise up! Rise up! Brother Lazarus,
He goes on to me.
You've a place prepared in Samaoualjlos
On the staffing of the knee. "

It is no longer a day
To rich Dive disease and died.
Attended two snakes from hell
And the spirit to the Guide.

" rise up! rise up! Brother
Diveros comes to me.
There is a place in hell
You like bad guys. , "

Then doused him with the kind
And view the poor LazarusMubarak.
" Give me one drop of water, and brother Lazarus,
Tell my anger and thirst. "

"Oh woman,But now I am alive again
Over half an hour!
Or that he wished peace again
Eight devil was powerless. "

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 12:07 PM

LIVELY BOY WIDOW.

There in Chester the city lived a young animated widow.
For beauty and fine clothing, no they could about it excel.
With an illustration rights and high, a mean size and small.
It is withal left more irritated, it is a young animated widow.

Thus, a candidate came soon there, dandy a farmer.
If its hat is turned all circulation.
It, thought an snuffle hen around him.
"I would undergo my expensive for loves by you, this broad world.
If you just only examine, you owe to wed a farmer."

He says that she "is me for you still your hams and Flitches.
Has me a young man animated with countries and rich person.
For it, your pigs and ewes can me buy the bellows of fur is not.
My Satin kale dung and of silk entireties are them my whole fame."

"OH- woman, are not, for your whole fame coy.
For fear before another day and another history.
If the world on you wrinkles the eyebrows.
Your higher node must come downwards.
In more of a linsey-woolsey the behaviour in that.
Is then your fame?"

But then to come thus a black collar.
With its loadings and the hat of leather, it gained them soon.
Above, the which farmer "oath that the widow ' for sure A surprised.
And I do not seek any more with one young animated widow ".

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 11:02 AM

YAP OPENING CITY.

There the opening city lived in Yap a person.
And Tavern held of fibre.
Householder of the house a report/ratio of the girl had.
Fortunately a small beautiful thing with gilded to be.

Choral society

OH- -, you do not come too much under.
They do not come too much under?
They do not come too much under? I
N Yap opening city.

The night you come a person from the sailor.
And the girl whom it places at the disposal her hand is asked.
"OH- - because, so precisely, with you he said.
With each one, this one that I have, wanted to be stoma tm' W.
"However, if with me you want to remain.
Lax ' chain of the letters round my finger attaches completely.
And since you exceed then precisely, train in chain letters.
And come in Ur landau and under its him.


The time which closes the person of the sailor.
Fibre which has it it in Tavern, goes.
And it that kicks A then, drawn in chain the letters exceeded.
And it came too much under.

And is left in ventricle' tipsy the version of setting.
An opinion for you "chain which it never maintains.
Way similar the letters him.
Had caused with the entourage completely.
The finger appeared which was made a report/ratio.

The sailor remained the total night.
And you have a go early in the morning of the return to its payment.
And it explained to him completely inside Maid messe.
The small beautiful thing with gilded its fortunately.

Very information which it received briefly around.
And the very following night in Yap opening.
Sailor of the city fifteen gave that they draw in chain the letters.
And and, external left came too much its each one A.

Aniseed all the new people who go an opening in Yap.
If you see this beautiful girl be happy their luminous good.
Any form if it sump markings of this one it to continue.
In chain the letters, it to have.
And come in Ur landau and under its him.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 12:23 PM

American smart

American went to the town's
Dominant dowry
Resides in the brush
And called hat and macaroni.

American remains
Is the reason so smart
American music
And useful step with the girls.

Father and I went to the closure of the camp
Commander with Gooding
And saw men and boys
Thick precipitate sweets.

American remains
is notMerike
Smart music,
As a useful step and girls

That there is a commander
And Washington slapped on a horse-
Giving orders to his men,
I believe that there is a million people.

American,To keep
The American mind
The smart step with the music
And girls useful.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 08:52 AM

Peaceful non-commissioned officer is low.

The your liquid money of Johnnie.


But if I in this way and me good.
Me must go to inertia become tired it is.
Those come to the honour, the telephone and remote.
Inform Ohio State to me - therefore.
Bright morning and there is a lamb and a light/write.


E night, sea and Ohio State -.
In addition as for the night of choir it is black.
That low speed because of me, has peace in 1 day.
That the honour, request has peace at low speed.
Because of me it is high.


Manhunts of Truro ligkneit, guarantees that.
It does not have diligently to that, me you see, it is not.
That has peace at low speed because of me.
The ‚­ ‚Ü is easy, the wolf is sham.

The lion meets the E thought which because of that.
Lower class of the lamb is.
The lead it does the animal of the savage of E with the child.
As for E me, this correction for the thing which has lived.
There is I, Ohio State it is corrected -, it is.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 09:25 AM

Gill giant's island.

Behind now will sit and you to hear the fable.
A significant travel fable.
That started from this tropics port.
This small ship.

The partner is a formidable navigation person.
Jumps each is brave and the affirmation.
Five passengers the sail day which establishes.
For 3 hours tours, 3 hours tours.

The weather starts to obtain roughly.
He small ship is thrown.
F is not is the fearless crew's courage.
The carp branch small fish can lose.
The carp branch small fish can lose.

Ship set ground in this unknown desert island shore.
With gill giant.
Jumps each, also is.
Millionaires. And his wife.
Movie star. Professor and Mary Anne.
Here in gill giant's island.

Now this is we suffers disaster the ship fable.
They are here for a very long time the time.
They will have to make the best matter.
This is difficultly climbs.

The first partner and jumps each also is.
Will be them to be best.
Causes other to be comfortable.
In theirs tropics island nest.

Without the telephone, does not have the light.
Does not have the vehicle.
Is not only is luxurious.
Likely stick up in son Crust ode.
It is primitive and can be.

So joins our here 쳌 week, friend of mine.
You definitely obtain the smile.
Reaches a deadlock from seven suffers disaster the ship.
Here in gill giant's island.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Bootle
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 03:37 AM

From family my Riverpool.

I in compliance with the wharf from Riverpool, was born in lower part.
My religion the car [thol] [lik] was [kyo]; Occupation - hard knock.
Steal, I became skill from the lorry, I slept everyday every night in the overcoat lower part.

Singing together:
"From family my Riverpool, from family my Riverpool,
we talk accent and the unit which are rare only;
(Punishment well! in lower part of ditto which takes off us) conference large grade.
It wants you two Catholic churches it has 1 means that in case, we will economize,
from family my Riverpool. "

Normal shirt them are deep-red in Anfield.
And the player does the wife rum soccer which dies.
The normality the shirt their green onion [lah] during,
and the soccer which them do in order to view is fantastic in Goodison.

I 1st day was caught to walking consequently in lime distance,
I "my method saw a lady" title;
"You gets the fixed time, loves",
in the young girl whom it talks I, she this brass of you. "

It is having and the time when in case, "B it is having,
Walton Gaol where it talks the jack are place during quite weekend.
The wall and the rise will meet all you friend to you.
You can sit and the television, the beverage whisky and the beer and in the jail wall the chalk;
"About there was Kilroy " from.

We Wavertree parks together are having the space where there is not limit,
it this in compliance with darkness at with daylight to be like this
we Dingle and Speke are having the place of culture together in the place which is dangerous,
them "it has this hatchet tick, " their manifestation in the place which fights.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 04:04 AM

Gas Wisely Explain
(a child 1)

There was a woman from the north of the country
And to refrain : A beautiful girl on the Broom
And three beautiful daughters.
Refrain : P Los Angeles City of Los Angeles, Los Angeles and the City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles, the head of a new quarter.

There was a Knight of the value of noble living in the north.
Knight of stout courage and the brave,The wife does not desire it.

The times the Lady Gate evening when he was late.
In the biggest factories in comfort and pinned on the door with any nail platter.

Sister two, which is a butterfly and a soft pillows under his head.
The youngest daughter, the same night and I went to bed for this young Knight.

In the morning when these words are not isolated tell him :
'If you have you, the less is',

I invite Mr. Faris,and Esconsenm you marry me?
Brave young men have Riblid Faris' ongoing lawsuit thy fair,can not be denied '.

If you Kanst me answer three questions
That any day you will marry.'

Type Habthm walk in, or is he ',
Tell me what you three questions].

'Or what is the longest of the way.
Or what is deeper than the sea? '
Or is the highest of the century,
Or what is more of thorn? '

Or what is greener communities,
Or worse, and then a woman?

Love, or the longest road,
And hell is deeper than the sea '.

Thunder and is the highest of the century,
Most of hunger and thorn '.

Poison and greener than the rule,
The devil is worse than women.'

When the answer such questions has become
A knight exceeded Said.

It was really [is] tried to intelligence,
He praised many of them.

And yet, which is, which is a beautiful bride.
So far,each Spinsters and fair Goodbye,I dedicate this song to you.

I hope that you can always isolated men
Prove that you do not love.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 08:32 AM

Crash of the old 97

Also,and he gave orders to Monroe in Fergeniaokal
"You are way behind Steve time!
This is not the session, but the old seven-eight-nine,
You have to bear in Danville is the time! "

He turned and said to him in the Black IPCC Fire
"Only to shovel something Alvhammouand
Crossing mountain White oak
You can watch the old names and ninety seven. "

Any amount of that rough roads Lynchburg to Danville
To the line on three degree inclination.
On this degree that you can see
What the average is a leap.

Anddip the 90th miles per hour
When he stormed the whistle scream,
He was found in the wreckage with his hand to stifle
He was scalded to death by the steam./

Ladies now, You must take warning.
From that time on learning
Never spoke harsh words to your true love
The husband has left you again.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 08:47 AM

I belong to Glasgow

No work, "Wee husband or followers
Of one or two or colleagues' My Ain;
We went in a hotel, and we did well
Then, we come again.
Then we went to Anither,
This is the reason why I Fo '.
We were six Dioh - Dorosis Tdjajeh indispensable storm,
Only, when I listen to you sing :

Choir belong to Glasgow,
Dear Old City of Glasgow.
What is Wisconsin 'Glasgow,
Because it is Gwen 'and' Ron Ron '!
I am only an old chapter on the joint work,
Any person here Arelkn
When a husband or 'drinks on Saturday
Glasgow King me!

There is nothing in keeping your money;
And current trends or two.
If you are not working,Qdha'thm you do something
To provide what the all the best to you!
It would do no harm to take Darabi,
And ending the problem and you every dispute.
And gives the feeling when you find a house
You do not give any comment to the wife!

Choir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 24 Oct 06 - 08:41 AM

Wandering person! Wandering person! Wandering person!
(Or the root of George f. of "prisoner desire")

I sit down in the German room of the jail, you and us am bright,
Think, of the valuable mother of the happy house for the present,
Damage, I being allowed to do, those and all my eyes "malice, Tho it fills up",
I my colleague the original becoming aware, try the fact that it is cheerful.

The wandering person, the wandering person and the wandering person come,
The boy, the colleague, them, you march, vigor attach.
And depending upon us under the flag of starlight the air of the free land
Of the house of our itself most love breathes, for the second time.

At the front part of fight as for us those,
Cleaned us from hundred people or many separated,
But before we reach to their lines, the back section which is struck making be confused, it made,
As for us when being filled where they who inquire about the scream of o'er and o'er of victory are extremest, standing.

The wandering person, the wandering person and the wandering person come,
The boy, the colleague, them, you march, vigor attach.
And depending upon us under the flag of starlight the air of the free land
Of the house of our itself most love breathes, for the second time.

So we come in the German room of the jail which day,
That it waits opening the door of the iron widely.
And the eye of the sky in order to think concerning we meeting to the house and the friend once more,
Is bright, the poor center is almost brought up gayly.

The wandering person, the wandering person and the wandering person come,
The boy, the colleague, them, you march, vigor attach.
And depending upon us under the flag of starlight the air of the free land
Of the house of our itself most love breathes, for the second time.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 01 Nov 06 - 04:03 AM

Beautiful Flamingo

Our stop all men,Flamengo is a call
'Cause hair such as sun flares
And her eyes could light up the sky.
When moving even walking is fine. Such Flamingo.
Crimson dress narrow the so -
Is at the origin of access and away from public attention.

When the lights paths, which is a Haija all progress
Is that the man only if it can be if only.
Some sweet Eliom when I have some sort of clearance,Flamengo,
Then all will envy me Guy 'paradise which is the reason why I will not be.

Beautiful Flamingo.
Beautiful Flamingo.

When the lights paths, which is the establishment of the neighborhood.
You all make is that the man only if it can - if-Ha is the only that.
Some sweet day when I have some sort of clearance,
Vlamenguandez will envy me every Guy
Paradise which is the reason why I will not be.

Sha city of Los Angeles, city of Los Angeles and the City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles City of Los Angeles,
The beautiful Flamingo.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Nov 06 - 04:23 AM

Kerry staff

At the age of nine Ashrhkint cultivate the land
Bruges on my feet and my spade in my hand.
Tell me myself, "What regrettable to see
This linkage fine boy Salim Trali in the grass."

Choir :I Rim---Dah, to me, Reem one and two sons,
I Rim-- --Dah,no one Rim to Rim, and two sons, and one of two sons.

Therefore Buttered my Bruges and shook hands with my real spade a spade
And went to the exhibition, such as speeding white youth.
Sergeant coming and said, "The record you?"
Certainly sergeant says "I" slip in the grip of my pop. "

Then came the Commander,a man of considerable fame,
Straigtoais inquire me and the name of the country.
Well,I told him before that I would like to tell him again
That my father and mother Kiremen two countries.

First, they gave me a red coat
With a piece of skin black tie me round the throat.
What follows me ...I said :"What?"
Certainly men and tape to adhere to your hat! "

The next thing I had called him with the horse and harness
Serge,through me two legs.
Well,The whip was delivered to me and handed over steel,
Oh holy mother! One line, such as eel.

The following is extended to me and to the gun,
Even in the context of any settlement lead me thumb.
Venice and winded fire and smoke vomited poor shoulder
And gave me a blow by the devil.

The next place and took us down to the sea
On board a ship destined for the big Karimi,
Three spanners in the east,include all the facts
With it walked on the water without the feet.

We all Balaclava to the safety and sound,
The tiredness and fatigue and we are on the ground.
At the dawn of the following day, that is does not serve the trumpet call.
We are a breakfast of powder and ball.

We whipped them in Alma and Inkerman,
But the Russians There will frustrate us.
While lifting any fence Misilv lost an eye,
The great Russian bullet escaped me thigh.

Each death and bleeding any situation on the ground.
My arms, legs and feet of all four corners.
I say Misilv "If the rag was buried near me,
Certainly,just to fear any die. "

But exit wounds quickly prevents
Aldmokadm me a bouquet leg made of wood.
The pension Tenbens me today
And groupings with Sheila live on half pay.

This is the story of Grandfather said
That sat by the fire and all of the old.
" Remember, "He said, "The battle Irish
But Russian artillery in the warmest of hell. "

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Nov 06 - 07:00 AM

Fanwo Hill! (*)

France in the sea,
The mountains lobbyists Kosovo;
France is in the sea,
The War hill lobbyists; !
France in the Gulf.here will without delay,
Oranges will rot War hill lobbyists.

Chorus :! France in the Gulf, they will be closed.
Orange will decay, War hill lobbyists.

And to their camp?
War hill lobbyists;
They have their camps?
War hill lobbyists;
On the currach 7,560.00.
They will have boys and pike in good repair,
Says Shan van Kosovo.

79.200.00 currach boy to them for repairs,
Edward Lord War hill
Where lobbyists
Then farmers?
War hill lobbyists;

Will homesteaders? But thrown red and blue.
Hill will be sworn in Kosovo genuine van.
But how do farmers thrown red and blue.
Hill will be sworn in Kosovo and the real van.

They wear what color?
War hill lobbyists;
They wear what color?
War hill off,
We should see what color the father,
But his family has not given up Green?
War hill lobbyists.

We should see what color the father homes.
But their immortality Green? War hill lobbyists,

And then the Irish freedom?
War hill lobbyists;
Then Irish freedom?
War hill lobbyists;
Yes! Ireland free from the center to the sea;
Then hurra freedom! War hill lobbyists.

(*) the Shan Van Vocht

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Nov 06 - 06:07 AM

Three wheels in mine open truck.

Three wheels in mine open truck.
And I am the silent rolling.
C hero knees pursues me.
Arrow flight, correction.
But I sing a happy song.

I sing higgity, the sorceress coarse sand.
The meat pig obtain, high.
The pioneer, they never said the mould.
Mile road there is a hidden hole.
And we can watch these C hero knees.
Speeds away by spoke:

"George, they hits our!"
"Comes back in open truck woman!"

Two wheels in mine open truck.
And I am the silent rolling.
Their Cheery jokes is after me.
The flaming spar, burns my ear.
But I sing a happy song.

I sing higgity, the sorceress.
Which the coarse sand meat pig obtains, high.
The pioneer, they never said the mould.
Half each mile road there is a hidden hole.
And we can watch these C her okees.
Speeds away by spoke:

"Duh, claw? Is you affirmed this is correct road?"
"You the silencing will rise? You and your map!"

A wheel in mine open truck.
And I am the silent rolling.
Their Cheroot keys is after me.
I am completely in the flame, in Mahler.
But I sing a happy song.

I sing higgity, the sorceress.
Which the coarse sand meat pig obtains, high.
The pioneer, they never said the mould.
Correctly has a hidden hole nearby that wheel.
And we can watch these C hero knees.
Speeds away by spoke:

"George? If I obtain the bag bead and young ornament?"
The "woman, I knew any I am making!"

Does not have the wheel in mine open truck.
Not so I roll.
Cherubs has held me.
They look like crazily, the matter look is bad.
But I sing a happy song.

Spoke:

"C'mon completely your Chest of drawers sings with my together!"

Higgity, the sorceress coarse sand meat pig obtains, high.
The pioneer, they never said the mould.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Nov 06 - 06:28 AM

Keys and elbows.

The east is east and west is west.
And the wrong, which I had, selected.
Let us go, where you hold on carrying '.
Those ruffles and flowers and keys and elbows.
Rings and things and keys and elbows.

Do not bury me on the lonely grass country.
Take me, where the adhesive grows.
Let us on any large city downward move.
Where it a gallon by the cut O ' it clothes love.
And you are located out in the keys and in the elbows.

I love you in the game leather.
Or skirts that I have homespun.
But I love you ' longer, more strongly.
Where your friends not dead ones rifle.

My bones quit the dollar board impact.
And the Cactus hurts my toes.
Permit us vamoose, where gallons hold to carry '.
Those silks and satins and linen the appearance.
And I am everything it in the keys and in the elbows.

Give me eastern added '.
Where Mrs. are women.
In the high silk hose and Peek A book lei dung.
And French odoriferous substance, which swings the area.
And I am everything it in the keys and in the elbows.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Nov 06 - 07:01 AM

When you come in the end of the lollipop. [* ]


When you come in the end of the lollipop.
In the end, in the end, lollipop.
When you come in the end lollipop.
The thump goes your heart!

Gaily OH golly, OH I loves my lollipop.
Under in the utmost lick.
But when you are straight with.
What it can you make with ton?
All where you have left it has been the spillikin.

When you come in the end lollipop.
In the end, in the end, lollipop.
When you come in the end lollipop.
The thump goes your heart!

Gaily OH golly, OH I loves my lollipop.
Come winter and summertime and spring.
But when you become it is roughly so much amusement.
As yoyo without any line.

When you come in the end of the lollipop.
In the end, in the end, lollipop.
When you come in the end of the lollipop.
The thump goes your heart!

The thump goes your heart!


[* OUCH!!!]

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 03 Nov 06 - 08:48 AM

Roma Vagrants and Thieves

Born in the cart to travel the country
Or used to launder the dance and throw you.
Popa would do whatever he could
To preach the gospel little
Selling a few bottles of the good doctor.

Roma vagabonds and thieves,
Say, we hear people from the town.
We invite you Roma vagrants and thieves,
But every night all the men would come around
And put money in the end.

South picked born phones.
He gave a tour of filling any hot meal.
I was sixteen and twenty,
Taurus Mountains in Turkey with us for Memphis,
Buba and two sons shot him if he knew of the series.

Roma vagabonds and thieves,say,
We hear people from the town.
We invite you Roma vagrants and thieves,
But every night all the men would come around
And put money in the end.

Born in the cart for the travel show.
One woman said that dancing on money and throw you.
Grandbad important lessons can not sell his shares
Slightly Gospel bottles good doctor.

Roma vagabonds and thieves,say,
We hear people from the town.
We invite you Roma vagrants and thieves,
But every night all the men would come around
And put money in the end.


Or

Roma Street Thieves

I was born in a truck show,
My mother used to throwing money out dancing.
He will do everything possible to spread the gospel of small poppa-.
Sell a couple bottles of doctor good.

Roma vagrants, thieves,
Let us hear from the nation's cities.
They called on the United States looked Roma stray thief
But every night the men to fight about money down.

Southern boys just picked up a mobile,
He gave him a full sitting of hot meals.
He is 1621.Memphis, and we rode with the Establishment
Poppa woulda what he is shooting.

Roma home.thieves,
We would have heard from cities.
They called on the United States looked Roma stray thief
But every night the men to fight about money down.

She was traveling in a car show.
Her mother had thrown away the money dance.
Grandpad he could do whatever he wanted.
Christian missionary couple bottles
Sell some of the good doctor.

Roma vagrants, thieves,
Let us hear from the nation's cities.
They called on the United States looked Roma stray thief
But every night the men to fight about money down.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 03 Nov 06 - 08:59 AM

Lagan I love
(lyrics Joseph Kanbeierjia seosamhmaccathmhaoil)

1) Where lagan flow singing Lullaby
   Lily is a ray of hope to have a fair impact.
   Her hair and her eyes are lennan- Xiyi
   She felt sick at night,
   Like love is not free
   Love life is not in thrall
   I owe overwhelmingly dominant.

2) A father of sailing barge breaking
   And the Middle leamh-beag druim;
   Hippo he clears her in the spotlight,
   As he cylinder.
   When her mother died
   In the only high Fairy Tales;
   But dew love her memory has been
   On the side of the green lagan.

3) And the horn beetles often
   When I coax children to sleep
   Eve steal Cong wall around her,
   Garbage dooring peep.
   Cricket singing on the rocks,
   She learned not bogwood fire.
   Singing in a sad, sweet undertone across

4) Welcomed her, as she loves me,
   She is from the heart :
   She is a happy warm kiss,
   SIN big stain.
   When I picked my legs go,
   Love and light and transport information from left
   To feel the wind blow out
   The dark of night vision.

5) Where there is a ray of hope
   Lullaby impact, lagan flow, sing Lily is fair,
   Her hair and her eyes are lennan- Xiyi
   She felt sick at night,
   Like love is not free
   Love life is not in thrall
   I owe overwhelmingly dominant.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 06:19 AM

Wrecked ship

You sailors bold Plow Pacific
See the dangers of peasants never know.
Indicators do not honor or promotion
Of any language can say what he has been.

In a stormy wind in the dark waters
Of Lakes boat went sliding Albaharhi forgery,
And gone are breaking the rudder,
Which brought us to the ceiling.

For fourteen days Hertsorj and hunger,
No Bakdors You management, and leather.
Poor stop all colleagues in the reels -
A lottery to choose who should die.

The share Robert Jackson
To a very large family.
I am free to die,But Oh my,Allow me
To remain cautious of going out until today.

Dressed in full sun, such as the ship
Brilliance comes with the decline of religion.
Once happy news, saying
He denied all care and sorrow.

Our ship to be no longer listening
And safety at Saint Vincent Cape Verde is the foundation.
You all sailors who hear my story,
Pray you'll see ne'er is like again.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:46 AM

I Tawt I saw Puddy Tat. Mel White.

T: I am a small tiny bird, my name is meat pie of Tweety.
I live inside my birdcage a manner hanging to the top high.
I like to balance on my pole and to sing my small song.
But there is a cat, which is after me and only will not leave me.

I taw of the tawt I a tat puddy a creeping upwards on me.
I taw of I a tat puddy as quite simply as it could be.

S: I am that the large large bad old man Sylvester cat is my name.
I have only one goal in the life and it is very punt.
I want to catch this small bird and to eat it immediately.
But each time that that I obtain close to him.
Is this what he will say?

I taw of the tawt I a tat puddy a creeping upwards on me.
You bet that it saw a tat puddy that the tat puddy was me.

T: That the tat puddy is very bad.
It leaves furtively upwards by behind.
I do not think that I would like it if I knew what is on its spirit.
I have a strong suspicion that its plans for me are not good.
I am tilted to think that it would eat me if it could.

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE.

S: I would like to eat this meat pie of Tweety.
When it leaves its camp.
But I cannot obtain close to him that it throws me in a fury.
You bet that I would eat this small bird.
If I could just almost obtain.
But each time what I approach this is all I hear.

T: I taw of the tawt I a tat puddy a creeping upwards on me.
I taw of I a tat puddy as quite simply as it could be.

And when I sing that little song which my mistress knows it is back.
It seizes a brush and downwards brings it on Sylvester behind.
Listen to you thus that the bad tat puddy.
Let both to us be friends you see.
My mistress will not drive out you if you sing this song for me.
Advanced maintaining like a good cat.

S: Oh all line, succotash of suffering '!

Taw of the tawt I of B:I a tat puddy a creeping upwards on me.
I taw of I a tat puddy as quite simply as it could be.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 07:28 AM

Small white bull. Tommy Steele.

Decca, 1959, beard, Pratt, Bennett.
Of the film "Tommy the Toreador".

Once there was a small white bull.
Very sadly, because it was a small white bull
(small white bull).
All black bulls called it a coward.
A straight ' cause was white it.
Only black bulls go to the bulletin ring.
Only black steer camp.

As he his nut/mother if a small white bull asked
(small white bull).
At all a probability of the turn-black had.
Its nut/mother said, you stupid small bull.
They are a pretty small bull.
They are my small bull.
Please in such a way do not ask me why, small bull.
They are not black straight!

But this fulfilled not this small white bull (small white bull).
It was an exception on this small white guideline
(little white guideline).

Alone in the meadow, he would find things daily, in order to load.
Until one day he thought of really, this its Horne was large.
Fat as brass right there and then, the small white bull
(small white bull).
The next road found fast to the city.

And people said, which merry small bull.
Which for foamier small bull, it is our small bull.
It marched along, a proud small bull.
And struck the city!

There it was bullfight the day, the whole city was.
Offering to see to the famous matadors.
Trumpeters sounded a fanfare, Tam TA Dave r dam mung tam tea!
Out of the throats of the mass powerful roaring came.
Into the ring to the Shout of a large olé (olé!).

The parade came, completely prepared for a powerful worn out place.
Matador and picadors and toreadors.
And whom you think in addition?

The Trotter behind them came to the right the small white bull
(the small white bull).
How they laughed out loud, in order the small white bull to see
(small white bull).
Trodden up all around the enormous arena, with its head height.
To the matador in the centre its small eye got caught.

The loading up to it went the small white bull
(small white bull).
Load twice and again load.

The matador cried, torro small bull!
They are not a small bull, you are a courageous small bull.
They will be a large small bull.
The best in Spain!

Then the mass of everything cried, torro small bull!
They are not a small bull, you are a courageous small bull.
They will be a large small bull.
The best in Spain!
Like that, if you received a small bull, is the one white small bull.
It is rather possible that it could be the bull.
That is in Spain the best.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 08:07 AM

Me and my more noun ours bear.

In the next fairly of entry door beside mine.
A small boy lives there.
At the time the very much honoured father Christmas of Christmas.
Brought it more noun ours bear.
It may noun ours bear en its small.
It is with it the whole day and the tartest thing.
Which I never heard?
Is to hear it to sing this song.

Me and my more noun ours baer.
None concerned, not received did not keep care.
Me and my more noun ours baer.
Fair play and play the whole day I may ounours bear en mine.

It has an eye, and it does not have a hair.
But I may ounours bear en mine.
We play and play the whole day each night are it with me.

If I rise upward from the stairs.
And by my bed it hears.
To I mean requests legend.
Ah, me does not have me and my keep more humours.
Bear none worry, do not receive care.

Me and my more noun ours baer.
Fair play and play the whole day each night is he with me.

If I rise upward from the stairs.
And by my bed it hears.
To I mean requests legend.

Ah, me and my more ounours baer.
None concerned, not received did not keep care.
Me and my more noun ours bear.
Fair play and play the whole day fair play and play the whole day.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 09:10 AM

Laughing above policeman.

I know fat old policeman.
It is located always on our street.
Fat and jolly red yoyo person.
It will actually be maintenance.

It is too kind-hearted for the poly-Zeus's cue.
It never not zany, which frowns.
And each speaks.
It will be the happiest person in the town!

Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!

It laughs above on the responsibility of point.
It laughs above on its impact.
It laughs above for each.
When it goes for a walk into the street.

It can never not stop to laugh above.
He speaks it not Is.
but as soon as it it arrested never man.
And o as long as it not to begin to cry!

Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!

Its jolly side is wrinkled.
And after this it shut its eyes.
It opened upward on its large large mouth.
Was wondrous size!

He said: "I must arrest you!"
He did not know dl4.
I after this it it began to laugh above.
To it not to crack its jaw!

Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!

So if you are the chance to meet it.
Thus far gull aye rush cha round the town.
You so try a shite in its its fat old ' hand.
And give to it half of crown.

Its eyes will emit rays and it is sparkled.
Its a bulk a yet with the enjoyment.
And after this you will begin it to laugh above.
That blessed it could with all!

Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!
Ampere-hour, hah haha haha hah haha hahaha!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 03:30 AM

You so try a shite in its its fat old ' hand. Aaaaaaarggghhhh!

Beautiful little Susie Black observer

( A Kathleen (Fred Hakim (Benjamin Weizman) l

Lved the sea and loved the Navy,
Love my biscuits soaked in Lamb,
But a little black observer Susie beautiful,
But little,black observer Suzisalib
My love of small better for all.

I like the hills and I love the prairie,
Love and love of Mary Jane,
But a little black observer Susie beautiful,
But little,black observer Suzisalib
My love of small better for all.

I am happy for the king of the world on the series.
I am not asking for more right in the door of the sky.
And Waugh! I do a lot of excitement and change my girls
With a little black Musmlkn observer Susie beautiful,
But little,black observer Suziedikor
Little black observer Susie love you

Orchestral separation

I like my country,love pipeline tomatoes,
Candied sweet potatoes love,
But few observers Susie Black,
But a little black observer,
Susie red heart with love of the small best for all.

Uh! I like trees.I like flowers
And love through the gates April Aladoashlkn
Somewhat slightly Black observer Susie beautiful,
But little,black observer Suzisalib
My love of small better for all.

I never had that Wednesday,
Those are the words of any foolishness. -
Cosine max to see that you mean to me.
And Waugh! I was a man who gambled,I was wandering shoe peddler,
But a little black observer Susie beautiful,
But little,black observer Suzisalib
My heart my curfew a few days.

Pretty little Susie Black observer,love you.
My beautiful little black observer Susie,love you.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 07:47 AM

One spoon sugar
(from maul [li] Poppins)

Ends and there is an ingredient
Of fun from each day.
You seek a fun and the snap
And you put out! The day is game.

And in compliance with you
Each business which starts
It lay down and it became
The rice cake ink flag.
Skylark! Aspree! It quite will be clear in me

And… the spoonful of the sugar in order to descend
Will be shrewd and it will help,
Shrewd down-wown it will go,
It will be shrewd and it will descend,
One spoon sugar which is legitimate most with the method which is comfortable,
In order to descend will be shrewd
And it helps.

His nest the feather and hair
It sends the time of the some
Which the robin rests sweetly a little,
To his tracking of the twine and the twig,
His thing while gathering, there is
And there is a music which is cheerful means that intention,
He will ring [ttwu] right but positively.
He to follow the day when it knows a song and move.

Hazard… The spoonful of the sugar in order to descend
Will be shrewd and it will help,
Shrewd down-wown it will go,
It will be shrewd and it will descend,
One spoon sugar which is legitimate most with the method which is comfortable,
In order to descend will be shrewd
And it helps.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 05:12 PM

Linen of Peak of the breast. Petulant Employee.

Incarnate Palaver and.

The OH listens to the music as I feel myself.
The old linen of Peak of the breast is near.
In order to perhaps gain a smile or one breach.
Before travelling over.
A vagabond that it rambles ahead.
Only millionaire but in the song.
Like if the world could really belong to he.
This colleague plays one melodian therefore mellow.
That all continuous to "the muggito one of muggito" to scream.

Everywhere Italy knows its concertina.
Linen of Peak of the breast, Piccolina breast.
It plays therefore graceful to every Miss.
Piccolina breast from full sun Italy.

Any thing the calendarii shows.
It cannot be the motivating force and the dove-a it knows.
Until that it does not feel it to sing, "hello hello.
They are still here."
A flower in its old damaged hat.
A smile for every doggie and cat.
And the children obtain the picchiettio friendlier than all.
I will give a its name therefore if you never come it to contact.
Then you will know exactly greet.

Everywhere Italy knows its concertina.
Linen of Peak of the breast, Piccolina breast.
It plays therefore graceful to every Miss.
Piccolina breast from full sun Italy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 06:49 PM

Variant 1. German.


Beverage! Beverage! Beverage! . The class participant prince.

Sigmund Rome Mountain, music. Dorothy Donnelly, lyric poetry.

Two three four.
Raise your stone and drink you your beer.
Two three four.
Raise your stone and drink you your beer.

Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the eyes, which are bright as stars, if they shine on me!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the lips, which are red and drop as the fruit on the tree!

Is here a hope that those bright eyes shine?
Affectionately longingly soon in my!
May those lips, which are red and sweet.
This evening with joy my own lip meeting!

Beverage! Beverage!
Let the toast begin!
May young of the hearts part never!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
Let each applicable loving its treasure welcome!

Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the arms, which are white and as warm, rose into the sun!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the hearts, which love, only, if I am that!
Here a hope is, the those soft arms twine.
Tenderly trustingly soon around my!

Everything, which I ask.
Is the right to see those smiling eyes me being deceptive.
Beverage! Beverage!
Let the toast begin!
May young of the hearts part never!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
Let each applicable loving its treasure welcome!
Let us drink!

Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the eyes, which are bright as stars, if they shine on me!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the lips, which are red and drop as the fruit on the tree!
Here a hope is, the those soft arms twine.
Tenderly trustingly soon around my!

Everything, which I ask.
Is a right to see those smiling eyes me being deceptive.
Beverage! Beverage!
Let the toast begin!
May young of the hearts part never!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
Let each applicable loving its treasure welcome!
Let us drink!










Variant 2. Korean.


Beverage! Beverage! Beverage! .

Type participant Hwang Tae it sleeps.

Sigmund Rome Mountain, music. Lyric hour of Dorothy Donnelly.

23 4. Raise your pebble and extensive your pulse week drink.
23 4. Raise your pebble and extensive your pulse week drink.
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
In the eye which dawns with the star, when it shines in me!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
In tree with fruit deep-red.
Depreciation in mouth alcoholic beverage!


That here that the eye which dawns shines, is the hope.
It is tender hearted, the longingly quickly put me, inside!
May it is deep red.
With sweetness that mouth alcoholic beverage of fortune.
In this evening joy!
Mouth alcoholic beverage conference of my oneself!

Beverage! Beverage!
It is started the toast be made!
May of heart it is young it does not disjoint assuredly!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
Each application it was possible to make.
And it loved it treasure illusion!

Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
With the fact that it is warm white.
In eight it happens together with the sun!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
It goes out to the heart which it loves.
And, when that it connects, only!

Here hope twists and eight, which is the weakness.
It is soft the trustingly quickly.
Or in questionable matter surroundings!
It goes out and it asks.
All it is a right B which sees that smile eye.

Beverage! Beverage!
It is started the toast be made!
May of heart it is young it does not disjoint assuredly!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
Each application it was possible to make.
And it loved it treasure illusion!
Drink us and make!

Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
In the eye which dawns with the star, when it shines in me!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
In tree with fruit deep-red.
Depreciation in mouth alcoholic beverage!
Here hope twists and eight which is the weakness.
It is soft the trustingly quickly.
Or in questionable matter surroundings!
It goes out and it asks.
All it is a right B which sees that smile eye.

Beverage! Beverage!
It is started the toast be made!
May of heart it is young it does not disjoint assuredly!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
Each application it was possible to make.
And it loved it treasure illusion!
Drink us and make!









Variant 3. Russian.


Beverage! Beverage! Beverage! . Prince of a participant in the type.

Mountain Sigmund Rome, notes Dorothy Donnelly, lyric poetry.

2 3 4. Raise your stone and vw peyote you your beer.
2 3 4. Raise your stone and vw peyote you your beer.

Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the eyes, which are bright as stars, if they shine on me!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the lips, which will be red and padding.
As plod on overstretched on the shaft!
Here hope that those bright eyes shine.
Affectionately longingly soon in my!

May those lips, which are red and sweet.
This evening with the joy my own encounter of lip!
Beverage! Beverage!
Prevent a toast to begin!
The young during May of hearts divide never!

Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
Prevent each that applied of bubbly wash.
Itch your ghostly prisms void of treasure!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the handles, which bells and as heat-, it raised in the sun!

Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the hearts, which love, only, if 4 that!
Here hope, those soft handles it twists.
Nestles so trustingly soon around my!

Everything, which I ask, will right see.
That those s' eyes I were deceptive.
Beverage! Beverage!
Prevent a toast to begin!
The young during May of hearts divide never!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
Prevent each that applied of Lysol tubas.
Hitch your ghostly prisms void of treasure!
Prevent us to drink!

Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the eyes, which are bright as stars, if they shine on me!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
To the lips, which will be red and padding.
As plod on overstretched on the shaft!
Here hope, those soft handles it twists.
Nestles so trustingly soon around my!

Everything, which I ask, will right see.
That those s' eyes I were deceptive.
Beverage! Beverage!
Prevent a toast to begin!
The young during May of hearts divide never!
Beverage! Beverage! Beverage!
Prevent each that applied of Lysol tubas.
Hitch your ghostly prisms void of treasure!
Prevent us to drink!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 09:05 PM

The WC whistles, the rabbit, pipes of WC.

For the company of agriculture, each Friday.
For the company of agriculture.
It is the day of meat pie rabbit of paste of sheet punt.
So much each Friday, which occurs during one day.
I am first and sings in superior this small song.

Give up 1.

The WC whistles, the rabbit, pipes of WC.
The rabbit, WC whistle, WC whistles, of the pipes of WC.
The WC whistles, the rabbit, pipes of WC.
The rabbit, WC whistle, WC whistles, of the pipes of WC.
The blow, the blow, the blow, the blow!
If the gun of the farmer disappears.
The WC whistles, the rabbit, pipes of WC.
The rabbit, WC whistle, WC whistles, of the pipes of WC.

2 give up.

The WC whistles, the rabbit, pipes of WC.
The rabbit, WC whistle, WC whistles, of the pipes of WC.
If the farmer does not give is pretty, rather pretty.
It will be the length without its meat pie.
Rabbit of paste of sheet punt.
The course so much, the rabbit, WC whistle.
The rabbit, WC whistle, WC whistles, of the pipes of WC.

Cost 2.

Company of agriculture, rabbit not spoiled.
Come to cause, because I seized it.
They jump and Gambian dentures, if I turn in.
It white I, assistances to avoid meat pie.
Rabbits of paste of sheet punt!

(To sing twice then with giving up more.)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 09:22 AM

DEAR CLAY OF THING/TONE OF REGION OF PROMOTION POLLY PERKINS GRUENS.

I will be individual of milk unto vest licker.
In bedouin, which in with dresses.
From the way is kept the enterprise.
Of new girl of constant of control.
Ease insane in the deck and that the house undertakes.

In order to they keep clean.
In the family of Ghana.
Of narrow green colour of clay of thing of/tone.
Of REGION of PROMOTION.

Chorus:

He was proud as king since butterfly I.
Was splendidly as enough small Polly Perkins of clay of thing/tone.
Of REGION of PROMOTION greenly?
It became notched as Antelope and step as rotweiler.
The matured cuckoo loves the voice thus, and is free.

Try hard them it thus hung in the beautiful and curls diminish.
I thought that this fell in love with with.
Only was was depraved til u.
When him I asked so that I wed from 4 this.
It said "the OH -, who material".

And explain in with, it became so that it falls.
Because this them had is enough satisfactory my disgusts.
Simultaneously ii1 will be who very friendly.
But the individual of milk is wedded.
In which skew rise in that bent.

The words, that it expressed.
Send via the straight line of line my heart.
4 and 4 sighed, and I immediately in the left winger.
With the fracture in my cover since it is big as bean.
I proposed in Polly.
And in the green colour of clay of thing/the tone.
Of REGION of PROMOTION.

In 6 connected months in this difficult cordial for divisor.
But this was not from the Lord of mile.
And was not with the calculation.
He was not "baronet".
But the colour or the 2, which is poke more from.
It was his arc.
With legs of director of 2 penis bendings of/driver of tyre.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 09:47 AM

SOFTENED MAN. Fawn-coloured colour De Cyril.

And the man spouts out the rain to fall gently from orgy not more.
I cannot intend it to call as I employed with front.
I came by the passage and I heard that the sergeant says.
The big boys come; see their stand through the manner.
Yes rain to fall gently and the bogeyman not more.

It was there that she said to me when she offered to me goodbye.
There is nobody will be bored by you a half as much as me.
My love will support, expensive, as a beacon in the gust.
Eternal as a man doggy under the wall of shipbuilding yard.
And the man spout out the rain to fall gently from frog guy not more.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 08:37 AM

Kerry dances

Chorus: Oh, day Kerry dances,
Oh, outside circle pipa melody!
Oh, a hour happiness, has vanished,
Oh, likes our youth, too early!

When the boy starts to gather night
The Kerry pipa long accent lets the person
Joyful in a standard Rumsfeld summer and is wild!
Oh, thought that, oh, this dream,
In the heart is filling the tears!

The chorus

Is has the more and more many sweet dances institute to be more in eily?
Or because his bold thady arrogant ratio LAD Cheng Siyuan?
The lads outline expensive and the place got down center
The loose feelings laughter bell sound
To pass the ravine to be joyful!
Oh, thought that, oh, this dream,
In the heart is filling the tears!

The chorus

Time passed, the happy day has already died,
A each one joyful heart was runs away
But the present was the lonely silent wild ravine
There happy smiles the bright echo to lose all once more
Only had the former days the dream in my heart,
I heard to the sound to like the old companion passing once steal am more, old dear
Music, gentle delightful picture day appearance
When the boy starts to gather in a standard Rumsfeld summer night,
But the Kerry pipa long accent lets the person joyful and is wild!
Oh, thought that,
Oh, this dream,
In the heart is filling the tears!

Chorus

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 08:42 AM

Born in 1968 to the land
to launch the "Stepenwolf" Stepenwolf cover
The words and music of Mars fire engine

On your election as President Ronen
'On the road' Lukin of adventure
And whatever we Darlene Yes'
Beyond this world takes fire
With the love of all weapons in your country,
When explode into space

Like smoke lightning and the thunder
Of heavy metals houses'
With the wind and Vilén '
I am under Darlene '
Yes, this takes away the world
In the fire of love that includes all your arms,
When explode into space,

Such as the true nature of the child
Born,born land,
We can ascend to the high
I did not say this will never live to die
Born to wild land

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 11:42 AM

PRANK IN The TRANSPARENT LEG ROOM. Guru Fergal wire of Mr Sam.

The best thought is in my opinion.
And my heart increases enchanted.
Since I hear prank sweetened sings.
In the transparent leg room of the day.

For tending addressing mouse.
To my hope it was granted.
And tomorrow they will hear.
He my expensive heart would say.

I will tell his already my love.
The admiration of already my heart.
And I think them of hearing.
And nay will not say to me.

It is this this my heart gives.
It is joyous euphoria.
Since I hear prank sweetened sings.
In the transparent leg room of the day.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 12:06 PM

I do not believe that, if re

Right now, if you load a rifle,
A bayonet, if you will,
If you kill people,
I called a friend of the enemy --
If you have the Legal Aid Department,
And if you do, then it is right
To a hero overnight.
She saved you from your plight.
God always remember.
If you see the picture of survival,
A friend who has ushered enemy,

If not we should not convinced.
It's an illusion, an illusion.
If not we should not convinced.
If children
If the child is daydreaming building.

If I knew then that I
(And I think you know a bit)
If I can put a time
I really want to leave the sunshine rain.
Only time will be slower if the rain drops.
Fall like snow melt.
If if if if Lord, Lord,

Oh, I do not believe that again.
It's an illusion.That illusion.
I do not believe that if we can do.
If the child is, if the child is daydreaming building.

I do not believe that
Without it the illusion of an illusion,
I do not believe that if we can do.
If children
If the child is daydreaming building.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 12:21 PM

JIM, THE MAN OF THE BOY OF THE SHEATH.

My name is of Jim, the young man of the sheath.
I have a lively cock.
Me always satisfied in the morning.
You are it rainy or dry weather.
I split fingers with snow.
And flow itchy jet with rain.
And I have braved the storm much during a day.
And can repeat this way.

The chancel society.

Thus, the jump, must jump, me flogs.
I whistle and sing myself.
I sat after me lorry.
I am this way happy such as a king.
My horse is always ready.
And for me, I am never sad.
There are nothing of is possible livelier a life lead.
As Jim of the young man of the sheath.

My father was a person in charge.
A lot of years I had been in fact born.
He maintained to increase by the beginning of fissure of day.
And going out travel which turn is each morning.
It would frequently take me with him.
In particular in Fruit jar.
When I loved after charity substantial to have.
And hear that I sing bring.

The chancel society.

All are now the misses glum latch for me.
Since I will lead beyond that.
The horse is such a beauty.
Since we act this way rapidly.
We at much inert miles.
But we had got lucky kedge summon.
And there is nothing of is possible friendlier partridge broil.
As Jim of the young man of the sheath.

The chancel society.

Now I offered friends, you with all: Good-bye.
I was far from Tyne tees.
I went that my tired horse.
I much remain longer.
Your faces which see smiling here.
It forms me that earlier fortunately feels.
And I went that your friendly applause you grant.
With of Jim of the young man of the sheath.

The chancel society.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:10 PM

HYMEN EAST him a PRICELESS THING.

Hymen is it a priceless thing.
Hymen takes all the things with your comprehension.
Hymen its whole work, all its joys.
And its Hymen takes all the things in at the end.

Immediately that I had Sprig of Hymens.
I thought that it would never run.
Saucy with the dangers of sailor after my manner.
He flew far my bonny to the sets from Hymen.

This sailor, gave me it increased.
I thought that it would never cope.
He gave him to me, to hold me rather associated.
The night, stole very my packing too of Hymen.

Thus, all come Maid and Homosexual animated.
All him that which in your higher Work oil coming with the flower.
They always pay an attention and hold correspondent with you.
Your garden.
And do not form to steal you to it man to him bonny sets of Hymen.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 12:26 PM

The flying circus of python of Monty - Yorkshiremen "

[Of the album living at Drury lane, 1974]"

Celebrate the players: Michael Palin - first Yorkshireman;
Graham Chapman - second Yorkshireman;
Terry Jones - third Yorkshireman;
Eric Idle - fourth Yorkshireman;

The scene: Four good-clad people sit together at a holiday flight.

The farewell to tea is played on the context on Hawaiiaanse guitar.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Very reasonable Aye, which, very reasonable beetle of risotto. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: Nothing loves the Chasselas, eh, Josiah a good glass Château? THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: You are correctly there, Obadiah.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Who'd have suffered thirty years we'd thought all sittin Château here drinking the Chasselas, eh of being?
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: In them summon we let us be glad the price of kopek have tea. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: Coop cold tea.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Without milk or sugar.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Or tea.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: In a head burst, all.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Oh, we had never a head. We used from a closed down newspaper must drink.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: We could lead the bests were on a piece of wet duck suck. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: But you wee'd it, were we happy in those days, although we were bad. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Because we were bad. My old papa who is used to say to me, "money buys you no luck, zoon".

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, e were correctly.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, e were.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: I was happier then and I had nothin. We used to live in this extremely small old house with large large breaches in the roof.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: House! You were happy in a house live! We used to live in one space, all twenty-six of our, no furniture, ' alf missed the floor, and we were all ' uddled together in one angle for apprehension of falling.

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Eh, you were happy have a space! We used in t must live pace! FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: Oh, we used to dream of livin in a pace! Ha stop ace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a refuse end. We got weeks each morning by have of a cargo of putrescent fish which is entirely dumped concerning our! House? Huh.

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Well, when I say ' house ' was only one breach in the ground which by a booklet of tarred evildoer it is addressed, but a house to us was.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: We were turned off of our ole in the ground; we advertisement to go and live in a lake.

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: You were happy have a lake! There were hundred fifty of us those in t ' shoebox in t ' midden gone live. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: The box of the paperboard? THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Aye.




FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: You were happy. We lived three months in a document pocket in a septic tank. We used at six must stand up in the morning, clean the document pocket, eat a crust of old bread, go below t ' mill, fourteen hours per day, week-binning week-squit, for sixpence a week, and then we work house our papa will get us for slapping ' its oar to whip.

SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: Luxuriously. We used from the lake at six hours must become in the morning, clean it more, eat hand-full of of grint, work twenty hour days at mill for tuppence a month, to house to come, and the papa would whip our to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were happy!

THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Well, of course, we tough it had. We used to ' ave from shoebox at twelve hours at night omhoog to become and gone to lick clean over stand ' tongue. We two beetles of cold grint, worked twenty-four hours per day at mill for sixpence the four years, and then we house our papa will get us in two knives of the ever standing it bread to cut.

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Right. I had stand up in the morning at ten hours at half hour before I to bed went, drink a head of wave lactic acid, work twenty-nine hours per day below mill, and pay mill owner for authorisation come work, and when we got house, our papa and our mother our deads and approximately on our sepulchres which sing Hallelujah dancing.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: And and tell young people try you of today that..... They will not believe you.

ALL: They!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PSzymeczek
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 05:30 PM

The legend Chippewa food above to the bottom large sea to name they „Gitche Gumee "the lake, to never give in top their death to mean if the sky dark November itself to turn with a freight vague iron ore twenty thousand ton more than Edmund Fitzgerald empty. This good ship and the crew was to be chewed a bone, when the storms of November came early.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 03:35 AM

It is! We do not eat the banana
(the candid silver or Irving Cohn 1923 work word and music.)

1. There is a store of the fruit in our sorts.
That is moved by the Greek person,
But and he maintains good thing in order to eat,
About that he speaks should be inquired.
When asking to him with anything,
You do not answer under any condition, "NO".
Don't you think? him exactly to "yesses" death and he your saw,
Because the powder is taken, he says:

Chorus:
It is! We do not eat the banana.
We today do not eat the banana.
There is a string bean and a HON ion in us,
Taxi BAH GES and spring the fruit of the onion,
And various types and speech,
In us is old-fashioned MAH,
In Long Island po TAH,
But it is! We do not eat the banana.
We today do not eat the banana.

2. Business him very became good,
He wrote on the house in speech,
"The peat and the nick and the gym send in me.
I need help directly."
hen obtains he those of the store,
There was the pleasure, certainly.
Someone asked "Sparrowgrass"
And all the four groups which are answered next completely:

Excessive chorus

2. It is! We do not eat the banana;
We today do not eat the banana.
Our eggs are tasty, but they doubt, you act.
They see as crossed.
If and you try, as for several our ISH which it turns,
The we are your end,
But, it is! We do not eat the banana;
We today do not eat the banana.

3. It is! We do not eat the banana.
We today do not eat the banana.
We sell the Swiss cheese.
When developing this cheese, it occurs, goes away that.
From the good graveyard where we were imported
And those obtained the bullet fruit which passes,
But, it is! We do not eat the banana.
We today do not eat the banana.

4. It is! We do not eat the banana.
We today do not eat the banana.
The fact that our grapefruits, I bet, soak is not done.
We flow out those everyday.
As for us as for the hen which obtains those
The fruit which is bet on those judgments it has?
The chicken where the among of those has lived,
But, it is! We do not eat the banana.
We today do not eat the banana.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 09:28 PM

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 09:29 PM

JUAN CALVO LARGE. Rank-oldest Barreta.

Juan Grande, Juan Grande.

' Tomorrow ' the mine could see you always arriving it.
Six were stopped - the foot of senses and it weighed two forty five.
Class of an expanded in the shoulders and the strait in the hip.
Everything knew that you did not give a "lip", to large Juan.

Refrain.

Juan Grande, Juan Grande, Juan Calvo Grande, Juan Grande.

Nobody resembled itself knowledge, where Juan called the house.
It mandolin in city and terminates from remainder completely only.
He said not much, reserved the class of and of shy.
And if you spoke in all, you just said good day, large Juan;

Someone it said that he again came, or that it leans.
Where it received in a fight on a queen from Cajun.
And ' a breath, which is broken by an enormous straight hand. ,
Large Juan sent a Louis Ian to companions to the promised earth.

Then the day came in the reason of the mine.
If a wood jump up one left, and the men began to cry '.
The mountain workers required ' and the hearts fast struck.
And everything thought that they breathed its it to last.
Except Juan.

By the dust and the smoke of this man he made hell.
A giant of a man went; on at that to the mountain workers well knew.
It roasted a wood, which left.
And he toward the exterior with gear-etched zit gave.
And as enormous oak a tree.
Was just stopped only there Juan, largely.

With all its strength it has a powerful given presses.
A mountain worker cried it then toward the exterior.
Gives a light for in top in top.
And twenty men confused an accepted grave.
And there is a left level to save now only there, large Juan.

Swallow with the cats and the woods, which began in the back.
Then this kind of the noise came downward in the earth.
And the smoke and belched the gas outside of this mine.
And everything knew that it was the end of the line for large Juan.

They now never opened this hole without value again.
They just placed a marble carrier before it.
These bitching words on this carrier are written.
In the reason of this mine taste of largely large humans.
Has large Juan?

Large bald Juan, large Juan, large Juan, largely Juan.
Discoloured, large Juan

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 09:43 PM

The ACUTE GERMANY.

Chorus.

Oh Colleen, love, oh Colleen love, has begun now rout.
And should I go a-mad cheered to the punishment of drum.
Boil, killed you - indeed Kelly' the rosy potatoes and boll with with.
And me you will take the love, in the wars, with in in acute Germany.

I will buy a horse, my love for you, and in you it will go up.
And each ejaculation will be in it goes up you for your part, my.
In crack a house of eel, and drink we stop when we are dry.
We where in it is also the length and the wedded length it will be.


Are these violent wars that one day has increased anal cement joint, oh?
And cheerful only England of many toed person also.
They have required my truth my love, also my brothers three.
And they have in sent my love in acute Germany to the wars.

My friends that with appreciate and my enemies am not afraid.
Maintaining when for my abandoned love thin.
I and my wander distant and more in detail.
But baby have been given birth also smiling in my knee.
That dense=sailor with = Willie that shines in in acute Germany.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 16 Nov 06 - 07:14 AM

Mingulai boat Song
(founder Hugh S. Roberton in Glasgow Orpheus Choir)

Achilles human development is the boys. Deregulation is,boys.
A head in the round weather
Tel is you boys,deregulation is,
Sailing boys to their Mingulai

Any care,We are with the White Rae?
No, we care for wind or the weather?
Deregulation is the boys.
Every inch sailing Mingulai home.

Wives are not expected capital wharf,
Or consideration of Heather.
Is the withdrawal round berth plowing Alauladvank
When the sun sets Mingulai.

The return of the heavy ships
Laden mothers holding Ann
Strong will, Kanmti sun sets,
And will return to the Mingulai.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Nov 06 - 08:56 PM

LULL: Hard blow hard blow of boom.

Sustain the A. house; P. it is warned.

Come soon, come soon, and hear.
It continues to let escape my central sound.
I when us ' being kissed, most become aware to that.
Come soon, tonight do me dearly.
That is the right.
Come soon, hold me hard and close.

My centre goes.
Hard blow hard blow of boom and hard blow hard blow of boom.
It is close at the time of a certain.
Hard blow hard blow of boom and hard blow hard blow of boom.
With yell with my ear.
Breaking, it breaks.
They aren't my ones?
Hard blow hard blow hard blow usual of boom.

That is the feeling, which is very beautiful.
When I is your arm.
You do not have to depart.
I think my lifetime that we would like to be restricted.
Hard blow hard blow hard blow of boom.
Close in you.

Your smile it may be, it is warm, invites.
Thought of your kiss is exciting.
So, grasp me, make wait as for continuing it is not good.
Come soon, tonight do me dearly.
That is the right.
Come soon, hold me hard and close.

My centre goes.
Hard blow hard blow of boom and hard blow hard blow of boom.
It is close at the time of a certain.
Hard blow hard blow of boom and hard blow hard blow of boom.
With yell with my ear.
Breaking, it breaks.
They aren't my ones?
Hard blow hard blow hard blow usual of boom.

That is the feeling, which is very beautiful.
When I is your arm.
Nearly now it is.
I think your heart beat that hearing you want.
Hard blow hard blow hard blow of boom. I love.

That is the feeling, which is very beautiful.
When I is your arm.
Nearly now it is.
I think your heart beat that hearing you want.
Hard blow hard blow hard blow of boom.
Hard blow hard blow hard blow of boom.
Hard blow hard blow hard blow of boom.
I love.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 03:38 AM

Boston Hong Kong

We set sail from the port of Boston,
The wind caressing the demon Galering
Set with the rear mizzen peak,
The rule of the British cultivated deep.

Zhao :

One bow wow, row tow.Music Tak Tak
Help facilitate the day.

Captain steps up from downstairs
That he probably took off, the boy, and he looks 20.
He looks the strongest and he looks off,
Which you tighten the rope boys fore and rear.

Zhao :

That he will soon fall to the cabin,
His old housekeeper when he blocked gap
"Fix me, I have a cough,cause of good weather
Here is higher than the sky. "

Zhao :

Although it is our poor seamen Deck
With rain falling most of shelling our necks.
D and not a drop of clinker his burden
Because he damns their eyes every word.

Zhao :

Now we have only one desire,
He will find,Captain water seriously.
We can be decomposed into a number of fish
Heave black hole'll where his body has lost its soul and the devil.

Zhao :

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 04:13 AM

Haily rainy cold>/b>

I limit my head was frozen.
I have my feet like a piece of lead
From your shoes were frozen to my feet
And the windows.

I cried at the soldier,
Haily cold rainy night.
Oh, I cried and I will never
Go back to the soldiers oh.

Father walking on the street,
His mother has been a key court,
The doors, they squeak.
I can not let you give me haily Australian soldiers.

Cried cold rainy night,
Oh, let me cry soldiers,
Oh, I will never return again.

Oh, then she gives him a rose,
Yeltsin then kissed his lips and Ruby,
They went to bed,
She quickly won the favor.

She wishes her rainy Rose.

Now that you have let him
In Australia I will be your soldiers,
Would you marry me?
Increasingly worried,you always fare.

She then gave a rainy,
Cold haily rainy night,
When she gave a rainy Australia,
She said, He used his bed in Australia.

And let him jump out of his hat on his head
After she and her mother heard her voice
Lost hymen O cursed protesters.

Haily cold rainy night,
When she accused Australian protesters,
She let him in the past in Australia.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Nov 06 - 09:36 PM

Of TURF of SOLDIER of CRANKCASE of DISCHARGE TORF-SUMPF-SOLDATEN.


As the eye can is dislocated distant and distant.
Urze and the crankcase of discharge is for all the part.
A bird does not sing part, in red or of us Zulu jubilee
Oaks are gaunt and only.

Choir.

We are the soldiers of crankcase of turf discharge.
To walk too much with our shovels festive machine.

E to break the protocol to walk.
Nobody, menus cannot receive.
Voodoo would mean to bevel certain.
To the fuzzies some and wire of picadors to block ours to seem.

But for we it does not have to have penalty of.
The winter in the time is beyond.
During one day we increase rejoicing.
Expensive, it is finally the native land, miens.

It then the soldiers of crankcase of turf discharge.
March more with its shovels too much festive machine

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 09:43 AM

Weight Betty Boo of Betty of eater of calm wan cods.

Music: Mack David, already Hoff the individual.
Lyric poems: O jerry east valley sojourns.

Fairy the mother of God.

Me you salt a gladiola nestling boola.
The eater of calm ox cods offers the booboo.
I body of cubes of toilets.
Placed EM and that you received joint?
Booboo of eater of calm own cods.
Of deer of toilets of cubes of toilets.

Ova age쳌fs game salted in nestling boola.
Booboo the hetero calming cods of toilet dies deer of toilets.
Magic element does not consider in order to it becomes or.
Booboo the eater of coalman cods of toilet dies deer of toilets.

Obvious orgasm a nose sadist.
The old means I this intervals Boole of nestlings.
But the thing modifies tenant this makes the work.
The eater of calm osmosis cod.
Deer of toilets of cubes of toilets also?
The salad a drool nestling boola.

Booboo the eater of calm warm cods of toilet dies deer of toilets.
"Placed EM and that you received joint?
The bidet of eater of calm warm cods of toilet dies.
Bidet of eater of calm warm cods of dears.
Of toilets of deer of toilets of cubes of toilets.
The toilet of bidets of sewer of calm warm cods makes booboo.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 10:51 AM

The ASPECT POSTPONES WATER.

One evening rare, took to me with air.
At the minimal point of the black water aspect.
And with the determination around with.
"Irish Teas stable-guy who emetic' nasal with the spoon.

Those the first which is left for the night.
Two we made the athletics and the play.
Then it this young man presented his fairy.
And collected clothing is.
Well while saying, "honest damage one day".

That not the promise that you gave me with
When you put at my chest.
Go' ninety for you the conviction me with you is plate.
That the sun increased in the west.

It will go towards the house.
Towards the garden of your father towards the house.
Towards the house and your cry if the achievement goes.
And thinks of your misfortune.
This one wanton your gained you.

There girl not E in this whole world.
That drivers so much of great part easily.
This I the fish it will fly of course also dry to operation.
For at this outside is it certifies so that Marie I then.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 03:47 AM

"presented his fairy" - I'm pretty sure I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Mr Red with copy of NS in hand
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 06:40 AM

the term Mondegreen (with proper explanation and lyric referrence) has made it into the New Scientist this week - and who know - the OED will be next.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 10:56 AM

THE COW BOY AT THE FINAL HE TOILETS. Heresies of Harold.

He was only one cow boy at more ender from toilets.
The hair on its suitcase was two.
But it wished to follow the heroes.
And fight as it of the men.

But it was toward the concerned inside.
By a dream, which did not give it peace.
That it with its heroes would go in the action.
With only two hair on its suitcase.

First he tried much of a hair stabilization means.
' Bed of the chafing strip of Twats inside on him each night.
But always, if it looked at in the mirror.
These two hairs never was in view.

But with a under shock evening spirit.
It thumped her ears outside at the fight.
Just like around mad an old time knight the ant.
In order to win the fight for the rights.

It fought for the red honour of Nellie.
And cleaned a carrier nest.
It died with its six pistols a nicotinism.
With only two hair on its suitcase.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 11:22 AM

London gets out of the way. Ton? ? Is blocked?.

Sea rolling and darkness.
Sea soldier Amore between me.
I in addition walks I to be decided by this cool hard city.
When and so on the day works as I am better.
I place, possibly by me uses because it retains.
Or as for the cover I meant the fact.
The Earth place is lowered is possible.
If this is I, if grows it possibly makes Elmo.

If you adopt or take the loan.
Some airship Light/write or.
I will go tomorrow from London.
In order to still stole minis amore young people.

In the order morning the grey, replaces my shirt.
In is systematic and washes impureness.
Then it to the American conclusion which expresses.
The personal opinion you does not attach the letter?
That has not delivered the line.
In Venn?
Knew has I delivers goods in the address.

Through night? ? ? ? ? ? ? .
It is removed sufficiently the age platform barrier.
And I sang the manner to know some very good songs.
You do not adopt it to consider too.
In order to make other songs.
Completes the remote welfare and because I you live.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Nov 06 - 10:58 AM

With PLAYED SA UKULELE Since DECREASED SHIP A.

The counter of sea eel. 1932.


I will say bruise of Lee of Nancy.
The ship which misses in with the overseas became.
And the courageous man was a maroon captain.
And his ukulele played since the ship decreased.

Already the group was in despair.
Some trailed and trailed other.
But ZAT of the captain likes a president of the captains.
And his ukulele played since the ship decreased.

All the animals of the house with delimiter were scared hard.
The cat meowed and the monkey smelled.
The hung parrot of head in old green bottom.
By saying pretty Polly rather like a ship decreased.

The nest of the corbels fell and killed the corbel.
The clock starboard was two hours slow.
But the captain sang you made dough of Dike.
Since if it played his ukulele decreased like a ship.

The woman of the captains was in the ship.
And was content, makes would travel it.
Since could not swim them can drowns.
This manner limit with the head-frame since the ship decreased.

They all women and the children shouted firstly.
The coordinator seam boohoo and cursed.
Then suddenly the boiler which breakage emollient.
Still played it is ukulele since the ship decreased.

The Jim captain called to stoker.
You I obligation teach as with den auger.
But Jim only answered with frown.
We encase both learn joint since the ship decreases.

The Moose captain called to the fireman.
You begin in the kerned its fireman.
And considering you they is yourselves and their plays of the snake.
I encase my play of ukulele since the ship decreases!

And what bruises of Lee of Nancy was.
The ship which misses in with the overseas became.
And the courageous man was a maroon captain
And his ukulele played since the ship decreased.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Nov 06 - 06:47 PM

GUSHES PAYS FOR PASSAGE THEE FROM ENNISKILLEN.

Our of troops was made ready in the dawn of day.
To charm Enniskillen we were march moved away.
They present in them after this plate ship.
In order to cross main pipe raging.
To war into Provo politician yah yah battle in sunny to Spain earth.

Chorus.

Enniskillen in the best way thee pay for the passage.
Thee pay for the passage in the best way for one when.
E entirely around the sides of the green colour isle Erin.
E when warily excessively weeps wee.
We will return in the complete flow.
E you everything it remaining ghost prime.
Save are those dragoons Enniskillen.

Oh Spain will be the earth of gallant.
Where the supply of wine and it is free beer ingles?
There it it has series charming women to dandle in its elbow.
E frequent in one tavern we would make a ring of rafters there.
When each soldier in the house would raise his glass.
And he was ripe him.

Chorus.

Gush out yourselves that we wee warily.
For the glory of Ireland there and every man fell.
Musket and pin and to thunder the sphere of cannon.
Every one foeman we establish low point, we enter thong battles.
E thus far we in them prepare for the action.
You it would hear this song frequent.

Chorus.

Kindly now fight on and for the rest we regulate sail.
Our flag of higher than this high ship vibrates in gale.
They gave to them to the boys of the pension of penile.
4 each one day.
E when we will reach Enniskillen never plus wee.
We will have that, it is which necessary to say.

Chorus.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Nov 06 - 08:31 PM

The ice to share. Kike of Merlutius.

The abstention.

Ye of the ice of the ways of ye.
The discussion of halleluiah tics of the whale of Ye and ye of the price.
The bank of ye of the country of Ye of the price and ness of green.
In the processes Whalers what the link of I is classify limit.

With I break the return of circle to us that he thrives.
On the point in which Erik and the apple increase.
He is to our certain green of the country of ness of green.
Forgets you the god who in amour with he is even him.
The flower of the ice and snow him which he is done.

The abstention.

On the point in which confirms Saul loves grass.
The action of the livermen ten rivers aside.
And watermen are sucker plants of sprat bream.
Rip wrist in use in overseas rather only.

The abstention.

The month where of 6 - direct its we are in long traction.
Ember of the flame, which has frozen.
As the candle which our now heart then undulates.
Whereas he is dedicate time in which we return.
Because of other young lady.

The abstention.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 12:33 PM

Under The Square Of My Dreams

Under the square of my dreams,
I dream about the cards.
Under the square
In any gravel.
Every night you'll find me
To tiredness and outdated.
When the happy day.
Preaching at dawn attack.
Sleep when raining in the bedroom,
When I hear of a fine
Shook trains from above.
Quay me a pillow,
Regardless of any lost.
Under the square of my dreams,
I dream about the cards.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 12:38 PM

And this is what happens when you put Hava Nagila through the spellchecker:

Lava Magill

Lava Magill, lava Magill
Lava Magill servomechanism

Repeat

Lava itinerant, lava itinerant
Lava itinerant servomechanism

Urdu, guru aching
Urdu aching bevel shamefaced

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 12:50 PM

Brennan and the Crown Fee Each Day

Yazhpt to the south of my country,
Brennan asked to sing and crown my fee
Every day,Sal phi brave Gal
Singing Brennan and the Crown drawing every day

Choir :
Taxi, taxi and you and you,
You and taxis pounds pounds for my country
And I am going to see my Guiana Gaussian
Singing Brennan and the Crown drawing every day

You mi asked,virgin Mahout
Just singing Brennan and the Crown drawing every day
With curly eyes of laughter, song, poetry
And the Crown Brennan fee every day

Choir

Behind Shawn Dash in my singing behind
Brennan and the Crown drawing every day
I thought I heard the chicken Palatals
Singing Brennan and the Crown drawing votes every day

Choir

And sneezed hard with whooping cough
Singing Brennan and the Crown drawing every day
Sneezed R.Aceh and the bottom right
Of singing Brennan and the Crown drawing every day

Choir

Uh,Cretin Grasshoppers' line
Of the singing Brennan and the Crown drawing every day-
Beijing 'Antitheses him to the Nets-site carpets nail
Singing Brennan and the Crown drawing every day

Choir

Nazareth you to bed, but not any use
Singing Brennan and the Crown fee each day
Set foot adhered to, such as chicken roost
Singing Brennan and the Crown drawing every day

Choir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 01:01 PM

To stop healthy maximum

I with the striking competition
Healthy of risk with the noise
Stopping the competing prison
Which does not know an advantage
Because of freezing

Because of the moments of only one of freezing
Hundred million the box
Which will cry desirable the person
The back of Sylvie

It of defeatism supports to stop healthy
Before maximum of Naked which is torn inside
Because hundred million it that one of box
Which will cry desirable moment of the person
Because processes the majority to stop healthy

Which are simple.

The matches out of aluminium
Of call of soo in the friend of hemp
And the mRusso where it leaves in stopping noise
Because of freezing transformation OJ of Marj of freezing
Is various times of husband of dish of Sylvie
Of épétait of R in the formation of ice
And the intention which is the beautiful major change…

Because noise to stop is the majority of the simple moments
Of that one hundred million the competition of box
Which will cry desirable the person
Who it was come from the illegal crime that it deteriorates.
The introductions of C S to open a court sing together

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 06:41 AM

The RYE makes a mistake by the QUARE.

It was a crew where the jack saunters now.
To the circumference of the city.
And he met here and there with the virgin whom it jumps over.
It talked the virgin to the broad way.
Jack which it passes to the side where she will be wrong.
It will spread out and in order to purchase hazard.
It will worry them the place.
The good wheat the red good wheat makes a mistake by a some quare?
Fol side chewy good wheat red good wheat red good wheat.

The thought jack, "what it happens possibility.
It is this now to that oneself?
The whisky most it had to be precise from but distant Germany.
It smuggles inside the comfort wicker basket.
And in being cunning it markets.
And is the thin name in this side of it.
The good wheat the red good wheat makes a mistake by the Quare.
The Fol the side chewy the good wheat.
The red good wheat the red good wheat.

"Jack green onion fortune tub gave to her.
And he did not think anything which is strange.
It went out and hazard "while running, she".
Grasp now or the wicker basket talked your change.
He saw inside the child where he watches.
Ohio and the wicker basket and the Begorrah!
The jack which it talks.
By this the quare the good wheat which makes a mistake.
Is the red good wheat.
Fol side chewy good wheat red good wheat red good wheat.

Now the child, it holds a baptism.
And the fact that it gets was jack first intention.
The hazard child, it held a baptism in the r hand.
And in order to get he went.
Will?
"The Begorrah which the r hand, passes by what it is thin.
And in that jack" talks!
It talks the jack.
Be wrong and call the good wheat.
Where the good wheat by the quare is red it makes a mistake.
Fol side chewy good wheat red good wheat red good wheat. "

" Quare name it talked the r hand, to the jack quite.
It talks the jack to the r hand, "by him it is all quare method.
It smuggles inside the comfort wicker basket.
And in being cunning it markets.
And is the name which means he will pass by.
The good wheat the red good wheat makes a mistake by the Quare.
Fol side chewy good wheat red good wheat red good wheat.

All it saunters the young crew.
It comes now to the circumference of your city.
Here and there that virgin whom it jumps over take care.
See inside the broad way their wicker basket.
Which it passes to the side.
Where them will be extensive.
When it will not be like that and them will be extensive.
And it markets they do not know.
The good wheat the red good wheat makes a mistake by a some quare.
Fol side chewy good wheat red good wheat red good wheat.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 07:56 AM

QUEEN HAVE MAY.

The winter went now and is the summers.
Meadows I and bananas so homosexual.
I heard that the valid girl is sung him thus soft.
And its flowerings of love of cheek during the corn.

Young Johnny ploughboy of its cheek, as raised.
So joy he use men him pals yet with the toot rotten.
And cuckoos milk refrain on each green shrub.
And dear girl -. DO4 their cow.

By report/ratio, made me a passage by the fields.
To accept fresh air.
Meadows and bananas so homosexual.
I heard that the Maid young person is sung it thus soft.
And her flowerings of love of cheek in May Ii1 which it speaks.

"The dear valid girl, OH- as come here him you.
In this pre this so homosexual morning?".
This girl, is it answered, was to it.
"Sir, him which which necessary seizes me some-a, which can it.

For coarsely all, they are now Steven." Ii1 speaks.
"My dear valid daughter the I, which is tiring with you.
In this pre this so homosexual morning?쳌h
This girl, is it answered him which, "you such innocently.

For you could lead fear, me diverge?쳌h
I accepted this valid girl as the hand the white of the lily.
And manufacture it to you to the bottom at the green bank monsignor.
And I built the kiss on his red lips charming rotten.

And of small birds -.PE4 are all completely around.
And us of the green bank monsignor were born.
With the pre wandered us far.
Me pflog my really loves on the green bank monsignor.

And I drew it, were to him, which handle can.
And as we were born to him.
It gave me to smile thanked to me formed and me.
For benches me to kiss on its red lips charming rotten.

You believe that 4 inches to which I never it.
Avoided mornings of following.
Twas I preceding, formed it to him my must.
That peace did not have anything to say.
And hollow collie, they will, the ring and Bra jut UN fern mature.
I crown and his queen of May.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 07:09 AM

KING ROME. Sod buries.

In the abyss aristocratic of the scriptorium.
To the part of the workman of lives of London derby.
It speaks "4 that I cannot fly but 4 pigeons I can.
And when I established it lineament.
It is valid like a part me.
It is checked upwards high on polishing guide to him on ".

High the pigeon of Charlie Edison was in descent.
Lard of put apartment in brook.
Where the life was difficult.
But Charlie had dream.
And in 1913.
Divorced pigeon Charlie made the relative dream to be able to align.

It went to be the race of the champions of Italy. "
You will observe the programs, completely this ground and sea.
Charlie, you will lose this bird ".
But never, it is which feel Charlie.
It laid out it in the basket and it transmitted it to room.

The great storm of the race of groins on or ' jumped inside.
They swept and they never saw still the militia birds.
"In Charlie said we them thus.
Now sap eye with confidence.
When you live in abyss aristocratic scriptorium.
With the part of London.
There will not be many dreams which come to align ".

"Yeah, I know, but I must try.
The human can crawl around or can learn how to fly.
And if you live ', then here round.
The ground seems terrible fine.
An Elevator sometimes 4 of the victory ".

I was with me coupling parts for the pinta or 2.
When I saw the flash of the wing upwards in blue.
"Charlie, this one will be room of the king.
Income with relative the abyss aristocratic of the scriptorium.
To the part of London domestic.
It comes quickly outside, perched upwards on your roof ".

"Approximately it is later in descent, your majesty.
I knew that you it will make of their again to 4.
To the bottom, that you are that likable later on.
You made ego oyez dreams to align ".

In the abyss aristocratic of the scriptorium.
To the part of the workman of lives of London derby.
It speaks "4 that I cannot fly but 4 pigeons I can.
And when I established it lineament.
It is valid like a part me.
It is checked upwards high on polishing guide to him on ".

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 06:26 AM

Deep inside loving maid.

Me it is deep inside loving maid.
And but like that I it will can complain.
And is but 1 truth one love.
And the supreme beauty is his name inside the world.
And it goes out and when it does not discover my love me.
Most schedule to do and feel sad.
And me supremely beautiful to discover.
In the ground of freedom and follow.

That time mime the yellow lock.
To go out and will intercept the man clothing wear above.
Me captain who will talk to go out.
And will sign to my, transit which is to work freely.
And me supremely beautiful to discover.
In the ground of freedom and follow.

1 night all in the broad way rage ocean where we are sleeping.
The reduction, "the good-bye my boy.
Wished the fact that you are the maid and it cried.
Your rose light cheek and ruby mouth alcoholic beverage.
Them will carry and they are tempting.
And me all my heart, you in me "in the maid.
Who will be it wishes in the shoes.

"The that time your tongue and love ten:00 bedspreads.
Which will lead the reduction which it does?
Inside having become Huns, all there is like that great disaster.
And the crew will find out it, vast quantity game will laugh.
And the l which it will make thine the place.

The extensive hazard column rain.
Oh the coast by us the girl who is prettier.
Some than the case which will arrive will discover.
And it will spread out and them and the court of justice.
It will laugh and song will do.
Be extensive because and woo and tilt "be.

3rd it was not to the sound which us.
Where well in the coast arrives by conceives.
"Bidding Goodbye until now.
Compared to the reduction which hazard me.
It is loving, Goodbye.
Once 10001 it is a crew in the ocean now me.
The E is d Un in the coast.
It is like this and me Goodbye it bids in you.
And you and all you great ambitions.
Compared to above "will navigate.

"It returns, my, oneself the pretty maid returns.
It returns and and it comes out.
And it gets married.
Me too to be 3000 green onion fortunes inside the gold.
And to go out.
And in the thee that decrease.
It is like this, it returns, my, oneself the pretty maid returns.
It returns and and it comes out and and and "it gets married.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 07:04 AM

THE GIRL OF THE DRIZZLE KNOWE GESTURES.

All ye hears the dish lads and tiredly and my mournful narration.
Ye the tender hard, that for the love will not be missing.
In order to cry to sigh you ' tis it regarding a young man.
And my song you to be told as.
It is recently come A-strewed worms.
' Of the girl of the Knowe drizzle gestures.

Above-mentioned it has you pus.
"My young free honest girl, and I go from agreements.
Our dismounting correspond themselves the marriage connections.
And to be married we to be.

We will connect placings for our marriage connections with us.
And you mine plighted to have the oath.
That I mean whole for the girl of the drizzle gestures sat.
Knowe made tries.

Now this fickle recent and free thing did not know it.
Which, in order to say.
Its eyes on, as silvered clearly and played merrily.
Legends not now whether it.
"Young humans your love submit, are not me not ready.
And I another season with the gestures step foot of the Knowe.
"Door bringing drizzle".

Oh "it so-called," my young free honest girl.
Which why the upright so-called receives you?
The attitude in yonder valleys, where mine grows verdant washed.
The view in yonder valleys my horses and my team.
It lors their daily it of the work.
For the girl of the Knowe drizzle of gestures sites."

"If they lors their daily papers of the work are.
The love-worth gentleman are not he not for me.
I learned your behaviour.
Have me the love-worth gentleman "so-called her.

"There is hotel it has, where you decrease/go back at the centre.
I intended to say the people.
Where are you correct, and you call, and pays you for them.
And go through the morning-grey toward the house."

"If I and for her to be called correct.
Am to pay myself my money am each mine?
I have never dedicated aught it fortune.
Because I do not hear only you have anything.

They broke, in ' with you speak had my bad heart now meant.
But you will leave me, where me them.
With the gestures ten foot of the knowe.
"Found drizzle.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bernard
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 08:01 AM

All my ensure them yesterday
seemed faraway look at him thus now,
as if they are here, to remain
OH- which I believe inside yesterday.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 10:42 AM

Will YE shaft and love.

The I the cam ' over there hemp cloth hen.
By a thin slice in inside the broad way which it moors. '
What it watches the I in my, truth one love door as this.
The coil me by a heart it grew and even my eye it grew distantly.
After my, bonnie love will carry, it left.
And it saw two things to respect.


Singing together.

And the will ye shaft and love.
Let to leave the now when it will carry.
The will ye shaft and love let to leave the now when it will carry.
The bundle ye goes back on a truth grudge your ain love.
And 'ye the boy and the shaft which are not knowing assuredly.

In inside and by over there Lenten main point with the I cam. ,
Me the different my love saw will attend.
Me it hung my head and it cried, "the Ochone!
"Me, first of good day it does.

And me it is to talk a reason why in you.
Him sees the gold compared to because is.
And me truth it means it will talk a reason it will do, in you.
Compared to with sweetness of new love fortune taste.

And me Oak it headed and it leaned against my backup.
What thinks it was the tree which is the possibility.
And the hoof it cuts off that time it first.
And like this my love in me.
The whole country requesting well, it does.

When you love will carry but, us not to disjoint assuredly.
And to clothes of silk brocade substitution the ye are two possibilities to my mind.
The Ye ' right side kindly are two possibilities to my mind.
The bonnie young girl whom it spreads out and I love the ye yet.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 11:22 AM

OLD THEN TUCKER. Fluent Decatur Emmett.

Chorus.

If the kind leaves old Tucker.
It has too late to have its dinner.
The dinner to the topic A-cooked from the dinner '.
But it only find ' looks there old then Tucker ' s on '.

Old then Tucker ' s an old fine man.
Waste its face in a roasting handle pot.
Its, if hair with one combed wagon Willie.
Dead at the toothache in its paragraph.

Old then Tucker comes he in the city.
Amount on one gait from Billy, which leads a dog.
Hounds horse the dog and gate spring of Billy.
Throwed then Tucker over moaning.

Old then Tucker was drunk it.
In the fire please is, and it gave blows of foot in top to a flange.
The red brilliant coal in its shoe industry received.
Oh my Lordy, as the slags flew.


Old then Tucker comes he in the city.
Reciprocate the ramming revolution and rondo.
First at the right and then to link err side.
And then to the Galleon that he liked the best.

I come to the city the other night.
To want for the noise and the fight of, in order to see.
The people went approximately they.
Old then to the city Tucker ' crying s.


Alto come ' then and I are explode us.
You to count approximately that were?
It went on my grain; I gave fluke ' blows of foot on shin. '
That begins the kind this row.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 11:32 AM

There is an old shelf to the downtowns
And Nellie dean sides!
Where Right Riga and dream in the place which sits,
Nellie deans!
And the broad way water where them flow
To be soft and be visible the fact that it mutters lowly.
You are desire of my heart.
It loves, Nellie deans!
Nellie feeling maze fortune deans!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 11:32 AM

BLACK JOE OLD MAN. S.C. to encourage it, 1860.


Gone days, when my heart was young and homosexual.
Gone of cotton collects far my friends.
Gone from the mass to a better country I know.
I hear his easy voices of "old man Joe blacks" calling.

Choral society.

I come; I come, because my head folds slightly.
I hear his easy voices of "old man Joe blacks" calling.

Why do T-I cry, if my heart were not to believe of pain?
Why I sighs which my friends do not come to.
New ensuring to make around the forms left now it is a long time.
I hear his easy voices of "old man Joe blacks" calling.

Where the hearts are once so happy and so free?
The children so expensive that I held after my.
Gone knee with the bank, in which my heart aspired, to go.
I hear his easy voices of "old man Joe blacks" calling.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 11:44 AM

The gold foil the mouth confinement the smallness only it is from bird

The martial art thread came to fill in the multitude of popularity,
It shone with thousand lights;
And it follows and there was a woman whom it passes,
All spectacles most it had to be fair.
The girl that time softly in her lover, it sighed,
"riches where there is to her order."
"The hazard which she will call but, love it is not a hazard," that cries
And it gets married! where "But she lives from the mansion which is grand."

Refrain: "Her the gold foil the mouth confinement
It is a smallness only it is from bird,
Will see and the beautiful spectacle.
You she is happy from care
And it thinks the thing it does not know,
She is she but is visible the thing,
Intelligence is not.
When 'thinking the life which you waste her,
Sad Tis it is young
There is not a possibility to mate at hazard age;
And her multi bud hazard the gold of the old person who is sold,
She the gold foil the mouth confinement smallness is the bird which is.

When I at eve from only will be from the churchyard,
The sunset decorates the west;
In order for who'd to grieve and it put the family which sees
The people who comes in hazard now rcst.
Height the big alternate three monument 1
It is a queen of the popularity which indicates the grave who'd;
And I in about the remainder which is she was happier from
And it thought, it sees
And in order there to be a ball case people something to say: "

Refrain

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 11:53 AM

Hanged Johnny
(long shacks)

And I am hanging Johnny
Away and the boys away.
Tell me comment on the money!
Banners and boys and comment!

2. Tell me hang my mother
Away, boys, away.
My brothers and sisters were raised,
Boys and comment!

3. And I say that my grandfather was hanged
And boys away, away!
Any Motter was even warned of receiving
And boys and comment!

4. And tell me hanging copper
And boys away, away!
I made at the time of what we want to Al Katara,
Boys and comment!

5. And I suspension of friends, masters
And boys away and away.
The comment I 'm through finning banners
And boys and comment!

6. Fast, ray, peace
And boys away and away.
No, when you put all of what we want,
With the boys, comment!

7. Suspension-m from the Yardarm
Away and the boys away.
The suspension of the sea and the purchase Bigvarm banners
And boys and comment!

8. And I want to say away from the capital
And boys away.
No comment banners bloody funny,
Boys, comment!

9. And I am hanging Johnny
Away and the boys away.
Not at all what we want to hang
One of the boys, comment!

10. When we run and when we put the boys away,
Away!
When we run to improve weather!
Banners and boys and comment!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 12:03 PM

Di Massa Is In The Cold Ground
Stephen Collins Strengthen

Its de promoter
A beating De Darkis' sad song
While de mocking bird singing
I am happy because I am from the day.
Where do Ife
A encroaching shadow de herbal mound,
Deir old Malaysian
A-sleep and sleep in the cold De cold floor.

De maize in the field
I hear a sad voice
Jae de each Darkis a-crying,
The diamonds in the cold, cold ground.

De papers autumn when reduced w
Wen De cold days' T.
Difficult to listen to the call old Malaysian,
Phen that weak and outdated.
The orange tree DE / DE
Sandy open on the beach,
That De days next summer,
and I-Malaysian Nebr more.

E-mail de Darkis love makes him
Phen was that kind.
That is sad Dae cry above,
Haddad Phen DM left behind.
I can not work before tomorrow,
To Phen de tears flow rates.
I try to drive away sorrow,
Beijing on BHANG de old.

De maize in the field
I hear a sad voice
Jae de each Darkis a-crying,
The diamonds in the cold, cold ground.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 12:11 PM

In The Old House Officials
Stephen Collins on the road to promote the development

Swanepoel de Reap,
Far away,
The structure of the monastery Wa my heart then Webber,
An old monastery or Hua De people remain.
All up and down de create each
Unfortunately,
There is still no curfew sweep of the old farm,
Friendly people in the old house.

The whole world I am sad and depressed,
Beriohiri any curfew.
Darkis how you grow tired of my heart,
Now de people in the old house!

Each session, do not give up any farm
When I was young
Den many happy days, no shattered
Many of the songs de any Sung.
When I play the role of my Said
PRODERE anyone.
Oh my check to the type of old mudder!
Der Let me life and death.

A little hut between the shrubs,
De Jae love is
Still unfortunately my memory, speed,
Whatever any curfew.
Whenever I see no de-bee murmur
Each session de comb?
When I hear de BHANG Toming
Down in my house splendor?

The whole world I am sad and depressed,
No Beriohiri curfew,
Darkis how you grow tired of my heart,
now de people in the old house!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Ragman
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 02:29 PM

Supervise that, which they made in the view of my mA of the song, which good in my song they made, them this as a bone cockerel selected, which thinks that in a half - thing mo ' strange her, the view of mA, which they made in my song

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:18 AM

WINDY ALTO OR the FISH OF overseas.


The dish it bit Fischer, the scandal at me.
I it a song of the fish to sing overseas.

Into this old windy times.
The old jerky times.
If the wind blows.
We will meet it ours.

On the jump the herrings the king of overseas.
It did not sing the "captain", from "Oh can not to you" me catch.

Into this old windy times.
The old jerky times.
If the wind blows.
We will meet it ours.

To stain on the jump the Mackerel also on their back.
It has the captain sung "from Oh comes clearly your head nail".

Into this old windy times.
The old jerky times.
If the wind blows.
We will meet it ours.

On the jump the making Kabeljou with its swells largely it the eye.
It has the captain sung, "From Oh is too high your mechanism".

Into this old windy times.
The old jerky times.
If the wind blows.
We will meet it ours.

On the jump sunfish the smallest of them.
It has the captain sung
"from Oh comes the distance its schlepped distance".

Into this old windy times.
The old jerky times.
If the wind blows.
We will meet it ours.

On the jump the crab with its large long claw.
It has the "captain sung", from "Oh at the barrier"
in functioning it you will confirm.

Into this old windy times.
The old jerky times.
If the wind blows.
We will meet it ours.

On the jump is the bone on the bridge flat.
It does not have the captain sung "from Oh goes on my neck".

Into this old windy times.
The old jerky times.
If the wind blows.
We will meet it ours.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 05:39 AM

THE WINDMILLS OF YOUR OPINION. Christmas Harrison.

Rodney as a circle in a spiral.
As a wheel a wheel terminated never.
With the beginning on ooit spint a coil.
Like a snow mailbox below Mons or a Ball on carnival.

Like a roundabout,
the rotary operational sequence circle rings the moon.
Like a clock, of them the past hands minutes wipes off on its face.
And the world is noiseless as an apple, that in the split pin area.
How the circles, which find you.
In the windmills of your opinion.

Like a tunnel, you to a tunnel follow of its.
Below a recess at one get, where the sun never has eggplants.
As a door, which help verge ten turning in hold, dreams.
Someone throws as the rimpelingen kiezelsteen in a river.

Like a clock, of them the past hands minutes wipes off on its face.
And the world is noiseless as an apple, that in the split pin area.
How the circles, which find you.
In the windmills of your opinion.

The keys jingle in your bag.
The words the jangle in your head.
Why so much did it go fast the summer?
Something, which was so-called me?

Minna acre go along a coast.
And leaves its coinages of foot in the sand.
Tambouriné the noise far?
Only the fingers of your hand?

The pictures, which hang in hallway.
Or the fragment of a song.
The half reminded of names and the faces.
But, until that they belong?

They knew at this time that he was.
Were you consciously sudden?
That turned the serfs bladder on.
At the colour of it its?

Like a circle in a spiral.
Like a wheel a wheel.
The end never or the beginning.
On a coil ooit spint.
Since the pictures abspulen themselves.
How the circles, which find you.
In the windmills of your opinion.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 07:12 AM

John Valid

I hear, old man says
John valid Nakajima-Toe - e-LAI!
Today is a holiday,
John valid Nakajima-Toe - e-LAI!
LAI Tu-e-Oh! Toe - the-LAI!
John valid Nakajima-Toe - e-LAI!

When we work tomorrow, but do not work today,
And tomorrow when we work only today.

We away from any commitment Fresco
We have not committed to come away from today.

We did not abide away around Cape Horn,
We would like to Jesus Christ, we did not generate!

O run, run, run, away O long distances,
Making the currency of payment!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 06:51 PM

WHOLE THE FOUR BITTER.

He came completely from a four bitter man
to convince regarding the level.
It prevented unto the door of a farmer
to accommodate to Henry chess dement.
The girl of the farmer returned it and examines it
plays it and the chin.
She says, is he a shining man?
I please at the centre it take to you.

We will not any longer vagabond,
vague bondage at the night hind fahrt.
We will not go vagabonding any longer,
the moon let shine so clearly.
We will not go vagabonding any longer.

It would be still within the barn still within byre.
But it would be in the corner by the kitchen fire.
And at this time the bed of the Four bitters of the property
clean bladder and hay was made.
And among them beside the whole kitchen fire was the four bitter.

The girl of the farmer, who waived herself it,
in order to gib the kitchen door.
And there it saw the four bitter, which finds naked on the soil.
It took the girl in its weapons, and at the bed,
which he ft more fastened =.
Says, the now simple love-worth gentleman is it,
you ours will watch out good man.


Now you of Four bitter, is not them is or other tender man.
Because you have mean girl head stolen, and I was made enough.
I am of lord, am not me of squire of Four bitter
I of one to be been.
And the Four bitter is it rovers it,
so that you are made enough for s?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 07:54 PM

3rd millionaire. Microphone adjacent waters son. 1975.

It went out and it left school Friday to peel, why?
And I started a day Saturday.
It seizes the assistant who reaches to respect.
And the galley boy or plan be.
In fishing industry ' the ground will saunter.
From family 1800 mile.
The possibility of decreasing under a man committing sodomy.
Which is a B there was not I.

Me the deck it learns a thing, which it will get.
To go out and it is a funeral bier be sods.
And the money is handy and it comes in.
Long becoming it ran a hazard grade.
Or inside Brylcreem head.
3rd millionaire.
The possibility of decreasing under a man committing sodomy.
Which is a B there was not I.

Me in me each one and suite it is to get.
Me in order it is visible inside fishing industry ' there is trade.
Me the prostitute quarters where it will carry.
They are two things in the creeper above.
When and being the possibility of doing to go out, swagger.
All or it is a pot pint-sized.
Will carry and it paralyses get and see.
The man peels and in order it is visible.
Being younger who than it commits sodomy.

And it will go out and when getting in to captain.
Me gets married, will get the multi tongs which is.
Me ' it comes out and will take away the boy in the ocean.
And all be wrong multi.
And to be the possibility of doing to go out teach.
If Hull leather is a different type inside the Kirk Ella.
And will connect at the outside, which it will pick up all.
And the man me the haemorrhage.
Neighbourhood mans person will be visible.

Me the colleague different type will connect.
The Kirk Ellow be at the outside which it will pick up inside.
And the man me the haemorrhage.
Neighbourhood mans person will be visible.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 08:23 PM

On the Road Still

Cannot still precisely wait on the road,
to still receive on the road
that the music with my friends forms
and I cannot wait to still receive the loves of life I on the road

on the road
of the places still going which I was never
things see that I cannot see never yet,
and I cannot wait to still receive on the road.

We go down again on the road
as a volume of the Gypsies who we are
the friends the best to persist
than the world turns our manner
and our manner is

on the road
cannot still precisely wait, to still receive the road
on the road
which forms the loves of life I music with my friends
and I cannot wait to still receive on the road

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 03:50 AM

Cameroon Herring
Yuan McColl

Or that he was fine and pleasant day.
The Yarmouth Port faring hut,
I was born in the surf,
Oger to go to hunt swarms of herring.

Or that the work was hard and long hours
And the treatment was sure that with some.
There is a lack of compassion and kicked many of the fugitive
We swarms of herring.

We in the fishing or Swarth and break the bank.
I Cook and I say fourth-sharing,
And I sleep, and stand on its own feet,
And I say that the dream of Cameroon herring

Or left home basis in the month of June
And we warned Chels, as he was soon
With the 100th silver Krahn dear
Say we take fractions of herring.

So far you on deck, you are a fisherman.
And I swear to you to show any manly,
Taking on your rights with other colleagues,
As you look for swarms of herring.

Blown by the wind and storms
That live only to earn your daily bread, you boldly.
The Strait of Dover to the Faroe Islands,
You are after swarms of herring.

Or happened to me, and I keep a special way for me,
And I won tasks was wearing.
Sailed million miles, seized ten million fish -
Has departed after swarms of herring.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 08:11 AM

In Kirriemuir Public Affairs

Public affairs, public affairs, public affairs,
4 names and 20 names maidens,
And their respectively in Oh Kirriemuir street girl.

(Singing together)
You it means that in case it does not have sexual intercourse assuredly in this Saturday night
You father, against the wall songs worker, you will not have sexual intercourse assuredly entirely in you anus.

Were 4 names and 20 name virgins
And from the [su] which it earns,
It got off, at the time of plunger ending one,
With 4 it sees to be few there was 20. (

(Singing together)

4 people and 20 name street girls
Rose from Glockamore,
The jar person went toward that night house,
She did dotted decimal notations tediously and.

(Singing together)

That place there is village pipe fitter he,
Him the fool who is severe,
Those 11 name leagues it came and or little more,
The fact that it brings his tool and it forgot it felt.

(Singing together)

In compliance with him, it it followed and all
The D McPherson it dawns was the shame which is bloody.
Lassie in compliance with him 40 hour it has sexual intercourse,
Wouldna has haim in her and it goes.

(Singing together)

In compliance with O'Malley her,
Her that place the Mrs.
Who is falls and mantelpiece springs up,
There was a multitude who is suitably to her light other arrives.
(Singing together)

Tthe wife of the minister the front,
In the public affairs which sits from
A garlands of the round flower 'her donkey
And her cunt was A carrots with the high piece.

(Singing together)

Father O'Flannigan he is that place,
It sits it abuses,
It seizes it is joyful it from his hat
And from the corner, grudge.

(Singing together)

That place there was different idiotic he,
Him was not like that fool,
He his foreskin was stimulated in his head,
His tool he led and he whistled.

(Singing together)

It is severe from the hay pile
Which has sexual intercourse from ricks,
You listen couldna music,
It stabs hazard the distance flag with a rustle.

(Singing together)

And at the time of plunger ending one,
All it confessed,
Them enjoyed a total dance,
But the sexual intercourse was best.

(Singing together)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 03:40 AM

Appointed Lakhdar small yellow God
Milton J. Hays

There one observer yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu,
There is little marble Cross below town.
A broken-hearted woman around the tomb crazy Carillo,
And the Yellow gazes upon him forever.

It is known as the "mad Carillo" submarines in Kathmandu,
And the warmest of view tends to be substantiated,
But each foolish Chinese he worship in the ranks,
And Colonel son smiled at him too.

I love that each side, with the strong emotions
The truth is that love is clear to all.
It was about twenty years and started arrangements
For the celebration of the birth is with the ball.

Wrote this question is that it is madness Carillo.
He met the next day also denied any task.
Jestingli and then said to him to do anything
Other than green appointed small yellow God.

On the night before the dance and madness Carillo began in a coma,
And, as it is and when Chavid puffed cigars :
But when failure smile, the second was staying alone for a moment,
Then left at night under the stars.

Then before dawn, his shirt torn, bullet - Gash
Between forehead distillery Cross.
The patched up immediately, and sleep throughout the day,
And the daughter of Colonel continued his bed side.

And woke up in the past and whether they can be sent to him through the bullet;
Are revolutionaries and thanked them any gesture;
Is Bade is to search the pocket, saying, "This is crazy Carillo"
And found little green appointed God.

Chastised poor Carillo in the way of women,
Whether it was her eyes Said hot and humid.
But it will not take stones and madness Carillo alone with the jewel.
He encountered on his life.

If the ball was at its height, which is still considered
Throughout the night and rushed him to his room.
As expressed in the barracks square is to listen dreamer air
Procrastination quietly steal up Thro 'depression.

Told him the door wide open, silver through the bright moonlight.
The place overall, which is slipp'ry Dis.
Loaded knife lies buried in the heart of crazy Carillo
'Twas "Revenge of the small yellow God."

No one observer yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu there,
Slightly less marble across town.
A broken-hearted woman around the tomb crazy Carillo
And yellow gazes upon him forever.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 11:25 AM

The REPRESENTATIVE of the ARC of the ADMIRAL BEN.

The detailed dish already greasy ye letters and.
And in detail.
The detailed dish already greasy ye letters and.
It is of the general admittingness of an admiral.
O are the courageous elbow its name were.
As it fought it on the management.
They will hear themselves want.

The courageous elbow are set it the sail, in order to strike itself.
For, in order to strike itself.
The courageous elbow are set it the sail, in order to strike itself.
The courageous elbow are set it the sail.
With a fine and a pleasant gaggle.
But the captains turned, if they are the tail.
In a fear, in a fear.

If Kirby so-called will go unto calf "we.
We sullen.
"Loping say to Kirby unto calf" we will go.
For value I not of dishonour.
Or the loss of my place.
But the enemy, who will not see I underneath the eyes.
Neither are the cannons nor are the cannons."

Then fought the ruby, and the elbow are the Frenchmen.
The Frenchmen fought.
Then fought the ruby, and the elbow are the Frenchmen.
They fought up and they ' til the blood came, which drips down.
' Til is the blood come, which drips down.
Where they place, where they place.

The courageous elbow are lost its legs.
By the fire burst of the neck volume.
By the fire burst of the neck volume.
The courageous elbow are lost its legs.
By the fire burst of the neck volume.
The courageous elbow are lost its legs.
And it on its stubs, which it mendiés.
The fight, my English lads.
' Tis our party, ' tis our party.

The surgeon equipped, walks his wounds the elbow is.
The elbow of are cries.
The surgeon equipped, walks his wounds the elbow is.
"A cradle leaves now rushed into.
On quart-earth hit a corner it one sets.
That I can see the enemy underneath the eyes. '
Til moors the ME, ' til moors me.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 01:37 PM

The WATER MAN AGE.

If the moon is in the sieved house.
And more Jupiter addresses me on the mast kerb.
Then the peace the planets will lead.
And the love will lead the stars.

It is the instruction of the age of the water man.
The age of the water human being of the water human being.
Of the water human being.

Harmonisers and the concept.
Are to be made by the sympathy rich and confidence.
More falsehoods or derisions.
In gold the dream life and the conceptions.
Mystic of crystal revelations.
And the release-true of the opinion.
The water human being, the water human being.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 02:25 PM

Memphis. Abuse berry.

Information about long-distance.
For me Memphis threshing floor lake.
Discovers these help party.
Tries to accept in the contact and I.
It can remain for does not have its numeral.
But got wet in that for me.
The question established the ' cause.
My uncle it to adopt the announcement.
And it has written it in the wall.

Help information; War in contact and my Marie.
They are some for hit telephone ' D I here.
From Memphis threshing floor lake.
Its house is elopes in above in the southern region in the edge.
Only bridge Mississippi's mile one half.

If I, the information, assists, I am unable to increase.
Only thinks of my it, with since degenerating, we has.
But we separately are consulted.
Because its mother the agreement is not.
And our lucky house is torn in the Memphis threshing Floor Lake.

Sees the time with to marry the survival welfare to my it.
I finally to boil A.
Breaks in, house in theirs cheek.
Which trickle from its eye decrease, goes back?
Marie only six is the year wants you, information.
In order to submit, if I attempt it.
In the Memphis threshing floor lake.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 03:16 PM

MOUND Flush.

River of Moan, far such as a mile.
I am a passage you in the type day.
OH - manufacturer of dream, they interrupting of heart.
Where you go, I go your manner.

Two Drifter which see the world far.
He to see the world there about a quantity.
We are the route closed after the same end.
Of the elbow of rain and guards to enter on.
My Lusaka friend, River of Moan and myself homosexual.

Two Drifter which see the world far.
He to see the world there about a quantity.
We are the route closed after the same.
End of the elbow of rain and guards to enter on.
My Lusaka friend, River of Moan and myself homosexual.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:19 AM

Ta-Ra-Ra recovery de Almeida!

Girl smart and elegant beauty
You good society is not strictly free,
But after the right can not be right!
Never, never, bold step forward,
It is not too hot and cold,
But also not what I am told,
That you yourself, such weapons existed.

Zhu :
Ta-Ra-Ra any recovery De
Ta-Ra-Ra any recovery De
Ta-Ra-Ra any recovery De
Ta-Ra-Ra recovery de Almeida

Am not shy of the excesses
And when a good young man close to his heart in an attempt
And fainting cancellation Baki tears!
When a good young man in hurry solid on the waist
And not come to the street while until he stole prints taste!

I timidly flow'r innocence
Parliament says that he had no feeling,
And I was one of the great men
But I just say "great!"
Plowing my true conclude,
I would like is known,
And the concept of freedom despite the brutalities of accidents,
I am not too bad, not very good!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:39 AM

McPherson in a farewell

Goodbye, you cells and strong
Goodbye Goodbye eat you.
McPherson at the time will be the name
Of the vernacular language to the gallows tree there.

Zhu :
Sea hypocritical,
Sea Sea random
Beyond the year
And played and danced Faisal Dandan
Under a tree row.

'It was the women I left de doomed.
Windowsill is the lowest in a comprehensive
And has come to me.

Or to respond to grant
And Leland mile first to lay hands on me
Reason is the play on the Dandan Tate
Peter Flmkfferson free.

Linking these gangs taxi
From my mocking me my sword.
There is no 'man in Scotland,
But I will be brave in one word.

Some come here to eat
And see me some commented on the purchase of my fiction.
But before that victory 'is the first part
When the bark is not' the east.

The trick in each of his hands,
He lost a stone barrier.
He said : "There is no one name that you play
When I am dead and gone."

No, I do not think my mother
Wwhen she first embraced me
I opened roving 'born
And die on the gallows tree.

Venting AT 'shadow' boat
Or ban Tate Flmkfferson free,
But this trap quarter of an hour before
And was hanged eat tree.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 09:59 AM

Remind old James insipid.1854 - in 1911 Virgins.

You are reported again in old Virgins.
It exists where the cotton and the maize and taters are developed.
It exists where the birds the candy in the spring.
It exists where the long' of d heart.
Is AM of this of one old darkey' the s passage.

It exists where I have worked so much hard for old I gathered.
Day later the day in the sector of yellow maize.
No placement in the ground love of virus more jell'.
That old Virgin, the State where I have been given birth.

Be again reported in old Virgin.
It exists where the cotton and the maize and taters are developed?
It exists where the birds the candy in the spring.
It exists where the long' of d heart.
Is AM of this of one old darkey' the s passage.

Be again reported in old Virgin.
There me it leaves to live up to I was soiled and I am destroyed.
Wish fervidly from the old money marsh with it has wandered.
It exists where his life of this.
Of one old darkey' s will pass distant.

It gathered also Missis for a long time it has it goes before with.
Shortly we will be assembled in the luminous coast.
Of also this gold.
There we will be etcher쳌fs and will release all pain.
It exists where we will not assemble never.
Also we numeration of piece of will more.

Be again reported in old Virgin.
It exists where the cotton and the maize and taters are developed.
It exists where the birds the candy in the spring.
It exists where the long' of d heart.
Is AM of this of one old darkey' the s passage.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 10:21 AM

Ding Dong Merrily On The Rise

Ding Dong Merrily on the rise
In heav'n bells are ringing :
Ding Dong! Truly the sky
With landlords riv'n singing.

Gloria places in Ksselsis!

E'en so below,
I would like to Soungin church bells tower
And the "information, education and information and awareness-raising, information and education!"
The priest and the people Songin.

Gloria places in Ksselsis!

You pray your duty Prime
Solid Yi closed bells ringing.
Probably you Ivitimi frost
Beautiful song you singers.

Gloria places in Ksselsis!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 10:40 AM

I saw three ships

I saw three ships come to the Christmas holidays.
Christmas.
I saw three ships come to the Christmas holidays
In the morning.

Should these three ships
In the Christmas Christmas?
Should these three vessels
In Christmas morning?

Jesus Christ, and his wife,
Christmas, Christmas.
Jesus Christ, and his wife,
Christmas morning.

Three ships sailed on Christmas prayer
Shrinking, Christmas.
Christmas prayer shrink
From three ships?

Otherwise stationed in Bethlehem
Christmas. Christmas.
Otherwise, stationed at the Bethlehem
Christmas Day.

Christmas bells all on the ground.
Christmas.
All the bell on the ground
On Christmas morning.

And all the angels in heaven.
Christmas singing Christmas.
And all the angels in heaven.
Christmas songs in the morning.

Everyone on the ground is singing
Christmas Christmas. W
e are on the ground
In Christmas songs in the morning.

Let us once again been Christmas,
Christmas.
Let every second in the Christmas morning.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 11:12 AM

Emergency week.

From that place the maid it lived inside Amsterdam.
Goes out and what it talks the ticket well.
From that place the maid it lived inside Amsterdam.
And she was the housewife of her trade.
Me you and at emergency week, the process percentage maid will go.
Emergency week, my green onion meal from wandering.
Which is emergency week.
Me will go in your process percentage maid and emergency week.

I walking the hazard writing had the maid who is fair and I went.
Goes out and what it talks the ticket well.
I walking the hazard writing had the maid who is fair and I went.
And we the like that had the great disaster which it is loving.
Me you and at emergency week, the process percentage maid will go.
Emergency week, my green onion meal from wandering.
Which is emergency week.
Me will go in your process percentage maid and emergency week.

Me in surroundings of her waist it put my eight.
Goes out and what it talks the ticket well.
Me in surroundings of her waist it put my eight.
It reduced a weight like this and it put in order.
And hardly with the string it tied.
Me you and at emergency week, the process percentage maid will go.
Emergency week, my green onion meal from wandering. w
Which is emergency week.
Me will go in your process percentage maid and emergency week.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 11:22 AM

Carol Where There Is To Coventry

Book and you kip young children in compliance,
In part, and distributing.
Book and you kip young children.
In compliance, in part, and distributing.

2. The way in which we undertake, or sisters also
For preserving this danger today.
We in the side under this song is poverty and Lin
Side calms down, calls for the annexation.

3. Herod of the wages and anger,
And health costs today.
The sight of the same effect, and that all young children
With men, for the killing.

4. That time of grief, and children of the poor,
And you see aspects sad yet exist.
Thy say goodbye, nothing to the song,
Which is also the risk, in compliance,
In the side in the case calls for the annexation.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 11:44 AM

Friends in the Weak Places

all show it on my roots;
I showed in top in the loadings
and ruined your business of the black bolt
the last knowledge and the last to represent;
I was the last which you thought that you would see there
and I saw the surprise and fear in his eyes,
when I took his glass with of Champagner
and I roasted you,
said, „honey, can be to us,
but you intend me me to never balance

because I have friends in the weak places,
in which the Whisky and the continuations of beer
drown blue far my and I am okay
his yeah me on social forms of use does not think largely
that I slip above, of the Oasis where me of friends
niederzuwerfen in the weak places have

I estimate well that I was false;
I precisely do not belong
you know however that I was there
above all am however well;
I do not say a good right night
and me appear with the door
He, meant me to cause a large scene;
one hour it precisely gives me
and then I am as high as this ivory test
as you live inside

because I have friends in the weak places,
in which the Whisky and the continuations of beer
drown blue far my and I am okay
his yeah me on social forms of use does not think largely
that I slip above, of the Oasis where me of friends
niederzuwerfen in the weak places have

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 11:58 AM

It respected renown are very high.

It comes into the interior of order very nowhere.
Each height for the respect for the auditory advantage I.
Request of high inside the fox and the dog.
Narration in the fox will be relation inside you.
In me place it will have a talk.
Oxfordshire inside us jade inside city ford certain is house motto.

Conversations Reynard, inside it and to obtain it inside the soil.
Reynard speaks, it obtains the society of study.
And the interior of its possession and.
4 in order to want triumph where a certain success is good.
To bear closely and to think in order to kill danger.
It is which it represents.

Mho, by thing, hill where their escalader brush.
Which it will lay mosquito chinos.
It is fussy about food.
Reynard speaks inside the hill and in proportion to its head enters.
V to that raising upward in inward, then it reduces above.

Reynard after smell in I bravely eat conversations from its brush.
9 which it leaves to it to the contents to the work.
It has a wind and in the season of order.
Good it posh chalet쳌fs they the possessions egg it will lay them.

It is good sufficiently, or they which sail.
That the time is easy, it is which it makes for to Uzbekistan.
Uzbeks hat' in my zone of smell, to obtain it goes.
We speak to be in light 5, is which nard the young.

Now we float and that speed of time checking there not.
We speak and now and that sub jade of time.
There will there be Reynard5 inside green ford summary sum.
It is which it will have a swim inside us.


When it brush it danger it goes. a
Also in the period of the atlas of order.
Low from that two place jade.
Is which Reynard it makes certainly with them.
It he speaks, it leaves after us and.
To it completely our horizontality oh belvedere will there.

Be Riga in the lower part of the valley.
Is which necessary to be joyful we hunter.
Relope my section of the boy.
Will be no nun who it is completed.

To it the hill of more than our limbo horizontality belvedere.
But was there lamb inside the side of writing.
He gyrate Ogay Of ogaya, this hunter of hour.
You hum it feel gratin which not.
It, 10, brush and 3 hoorays.
As it increases in the water of danger are identical.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 03:54 AM

When controlling those my main things, it was there?

When controlling those my main things, it was there?
It was there?
When controlling those my main things, it was there?
It was there?
Well! When controlling those my main things,
I trembles there where I tremble
With occasionally that, am?

2. When him nailing in those wood,
It was there?

3. When boring the hole through him of those sides,
It was there?

4. When cutting off the fact that the sun shines,
It was there?

5. When putting in place him of those graves,
It was there?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 04:01 AM

O Radix Jesse,
quit stars in lignum populous,
super queue subcontinent rages so sum,
queue genes deprecation:
vein ad liberalism on,
jam lanolin tar dare.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:43 AM

Those, which are not, are light with our Christmases rubbing wood. Cyril Tan.


Time arrived because of celebration festival.
Christmas and because of pudding of celebration noise.
But my range being proportionate, it crossed from another night.
I heard small voice with my next door.

Chorus.

Those, which are not, are light with our Christmases rubbing wood.
We do not have to make the Vee television of papa useless.
Absence of game of party and absent mistletoe.
Just, "Wenceslas" it starts blowing the whistle.

It goes from your chain.
In the year when one time me square.
I love the fact that the chin monkey of my hair is felt.
I love the fact that you inquire.
About the song of those days which go.
Only tide father 4 we see eye glaze-k- glaze - glaze.

Alf Christmas from uncle cracker.
As for those there is a neutrino regiment.
The legal emperor prohibited those.
But we in one are nabbed by pushchairs why 쳌eim.
Which does not note more from the hard blow of Laramie.

The singer of some person of Christmas praise song.
Arrived with our doors.
4 that so did not look at papa of sun mashed sago.
Under any condition first.
That grasped the leader of coat.
And you ask that the lanthanum from the throat.
Is stuffed to the lower part.

When being 4 Tsuga people into the time of the thing.
Which makes me up mature.
That it is not is the television of my plan.
As for my house of homosexual laughter you sound.
Never that I to hear, you do not think would like.
Is 4 those my children whom knishes which.


Chorus.

Those, which are not, are light with our Christmases rubbing wood.
We do not have to make the Vee television of papa useless.
Absence of game of party and absent mistletoe.
Just, "Wenceslas" it starts blowing the whistle, from you goes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 07:28 AM

When the Red Red Robin

At the Red Cross, Bob Rubin,
Bob comes ball,
And along does not need more Subin
When Therobin his sweet song.

Wake up, wake up! You sleepy President
On the follow-up and follow up and get out of bed,
Even shout, shout so that the sun Red life,
Love and laughter and happiness,

And whether they operate Blue? Now I am Ilkin 'areas during the flow'rs;
Rain had brilliance, but listened for hours and hours.
I just Khmer Institute of Democracy again, DeWine, 'WHAT I DID again, singing a song
When Red Robin comes Bob, Bob' on the ball.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:04 AM

Song bells

Through the early snow
In one horse open sleigh
To the fields to go
Laughter along the line.
Bob bells to make the aftermath
Of the spirit bright.
Any fun and laughter and singing
Skiing any song tonight.

Choir :
O Bells song, song, song,
The bells of all the way!
Oh what fun is the one-round horse open sleigh!
Bell Tolls song, song,
Song every way!
Oh what fun is the one-round horse open sleigh!

A day or two before
I thought it Abu ride,
And as soon as I lost the Orient,
Which was sitting on my side.
The horse was lean and slim
Unfortunately, it seemed to him a lot.
We are going to the bank
And then we got Psot!

Choir.

A day or two before that
The story must say that
I came out on the snow,
And on my back any interference.
Fjent was traveling on the road
And one horse open sleigh
He laughed me and I in the development
And there but we quickly drove away.

Choir.

The land is white, while the fly
I you take young girls
To sing this song and skiing!
Any wagers Poptailid
The Gulf of Aqaba
Which is the speed
Is open sleigh and crack!
You'll initiative!

Choir.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 08:29 AM

Or are all believers

Or are all believers,
You are happy,
You Montasser comes you, you,
You come to Bethlehem.
This comes here
He is born King of Angels.

Let us refrain or:

I love it, or comes,
I love him,
Or let us come to him,
I love Christ the Lord.

God is real,
In light of the eternal light,
Small, does not shy away from the Virgin in the womb.
His father is not the vile creature.

Refrain from choral singing.

Angels,
Singing gratifying.
Or singing, you'm citizen of the sky above!
Glory to God, glory in the highest.

How refrain!

Shepherds, was summoned
To leave the cradle of their flocks
And drew to a close.
We also direct our efforts to steps Bahij.

Refrain smaller!

Chieftains Valley Star Magi,
Love of Christ,
Offer him gold, frankincense and Myrrh.
We in our hearts
Christ Child sacrifices'.

Refrain

Child, we are guilty of poor and the manager,
We will not accept you and the love and dread.
Love you, we do not often love?

Refrain

Disapproval Lord, we greet you, son Said this morning.
Jesus, you can be lazy.
Word Father, that the meat in appearance.

Refrain

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Jan 07 - 09:06 AM

The Sibling Who Is Cruel

There were rice field 3 name ladies to the baa,
The refrain: Hollo ho and gillie eastern characteristic love it slept!
And with that place article it came and ore ' them.
Refrain: The broad way where the primrose spreads out sweetness.

To like this it is old but thing height to be big,
It was a bath which is fair, it compares but in thing over there.

Under midmost graceful mien there is a thing,
With the queen of America it is visible but and together be youngest.

In the article ' 3 hung the head lowly,
In the but he bent his knee youngest thing.

Laddie the silver will put aside her head and it will go round,
The article her will be that tree his bride.

Laddie blushed rose light red, and, `
Your excellency articles it is sad, I am young Wednesday too.

And' `O laddie where it is fair, in me whom it gives you hand,
And me' to you my ground will make laddie.

Your excellency article and my friendly victory,
You arrange the person on former of ye in the motion fare which it gets' my relative.'

He her parents who is valuable receives a motion fare,
And her sisters lives correction exactly together grandly.

He her relative each one received a motion fare,
But her sibling Cyon he forgot the fact that it drives the nail.

When the marriage day comes, to have the bride family where now,
The article him is beautiful and go.

In order to see the writing laddie which dawns
And many week and the many article it came.

And the grudge which sees her there is a man who is famous,
In order but, the bridegroom selfishness it wishes.

Her father who becomes the lower part her map of the stairs it was valuable,
And her sisters twain she did in compliance with that place kiss.

Her mother who is valuable did and as her throe the map it was shut,
Her on her end and her sibling Cyon it put.

In order her her ore and eland where it hangs the low head,
Before she will go, in him the kiss period.

He has and the knife and bath slang and being sharp he goes,
And the writing as the beautiful bride stabs in heart.

Her the city there is not a half throe which had become other,
As her gown until blued of her heart where the stain falls.

'Softly burns,' it talks the first youth above, it is born and
`For being pale it thinks, us who are sickly the beautiful bride it sees.'

`O over there hill me gently with the high piece, map grudge all,
And my will in compliance with me that place it sits, it makes.'

`O what you were valuable in you father?'
Will `me whom it entrusts.' About from brought with end

`What you it puts on the shoes were valuable in you mother?'
The will `my velvet pall which it entrusts and me smooth system.'

`What will you it lets to leave all you sisters Anne?'
`Me smooth scarf and my yellow gold pan.'

The expression to sleep you leaves to you sisters grace?
'To wash and the clothing which me put on the cloth is bloody.'

`What you you sibling Cyon to hereupon?'
The will `which it entrusts above being wrong, the gallows tree which it hangs.'

`What you you sibling Cyon in wife?'
The will `which it entrusts the wilderness her life will end.'

Fair was laddie was put from her grave,
And the many mass was ore she which it talks.

But it will make you heart right coil,
In order to see the fact that it will tear his thing where the bridegroom is a hair.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 11:21 AM

January man. Dave grave robbery professional dyeing worker.


Ohio January man he walks with foreign countries.
Inside woollen fabric overcoat and starting of leather.
The February man wipes the eye yet.
His head it falls off and blows from his hand.
Man he of March sees a spring.
And it wonders the fact that it means the year will bring.
And compared to the weather which recovers hazard hope.

April rain it leads and the man descends.
In order for the bird to share a summer.
It saw the fact that it will come in to respect.
The May man stands quite yet.
See the children and day bravery far.
Inside June the man is young on man internal.
And it borrows the hand and it gives and Sip it increases.
And the angle will be new and in the person who will come laugh.

And he sits inside July, inside the cotton shirt the man.
And there is a housework box it thinks.
The stately man follows the road inside thousands.
And the ocean discovers the report sun.
The September man is standing nearly.
Map grudge it respects a comfort and low, year.
And the autumn is his bridle.

The man of new October has the bridle and it goes.
And the frost, which reaches, is to his shoulder.
The poor November man sees the wind only.
And fog and rain and winter air.
The December man leads and the eye.
The egg makes the sibling of 11 people.
Them are in small quantity long to become all.

And the January man goes round and it comes again.
Inside woollen fabric overcoat and starting of leather.
It has a different rotation and it goes.
It follows and it walks to respect.
Like this the well the ice where he is knowing.
Multi the fact that it is January man here back.
Hazard each year start.
It will draw to follow, until now, hazard.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 04:54 PM

Smoke on Water

All we left to line shore to Montreux on Geneva sea
To form mobile notes; We did not have much time of Zappa and sincere
the mothers were around in the best place some-of whom are stupid
with the rifle of flickering, however burned the place on the ground

On the water
fire in the sky
to smoke on water to smoke

They burned to the bottom the house playing. All died with goods
Funky and Claude terrible left inside and, the ground withdrawing
with kids like him rüber its, was us another place to find time Swiss left.
It seemed that we would lose the race

On the water
fire in the sky
to smoke on water to smoke

We finished in top in the large hotel; he was empty to only sweat coldly
and however roles entsteint truck having sat right outside, to form to us our music there
some red lights and some-a old beds, to have to us really place, which,
we leave it does not matter one this one, I know that I know that we never forget

On the water
fire in the sky
to smoke on water to smoke

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 09:34 AM

THE HONEST ONES AND TENDER ONE RAMMING.

The dish everyone it the honest and tender ramming.
The warning take, as you search at the young people.
They are as a clear star on the cloudy morning.
It first and then to appear it gone.

They will tell the other narration behaviour at you one or.
In order to let think you that they may immediately become true.
They it and go toward one or other, other aspiration.
Oh that the love, which they have for you.

I wish myself this, or of other small sparrow was.
And I had the wings, and I could fly.
I would fly off myself at my wrong true it minnow air.
And during it speak I to be set and will cry.

But I am not one or from other small sparrow.
I of wings still can steal me in the concern so much.
And at tryst go being set here.
And my problems to change over tries.

I wish myself me this it assigned searched.
This love had to be with difficulty achieved, if.
I' D closed my heart in a crate of from gold.
And Attachés it with a Hallstand slivering.

The young people never run your eye on the beauty.
Because the beauty is a thing, which will turn.
For the more Blue men prettiest, which grows in the garden.
They will destroy, how will slowly disappear quickly to destroy and.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 10:20 AM

KINS AND ITS DINAH DARMZOTTEN. '

Tis rich person of a tradesman who remained in London.
It however had a girl, a rare pleasant gel.
Your name was him of Dinah, the sixteen short years old man.
With a very large fortune in the money and gold.

Choral society.

There too cram mint, ram keel him Logroller roulette.
Nose which also misses all.

Since from Dinah ' go their garden during one day were.
Your dad it came to him, and consequently has says him.
"To go itself behaviour, Dinah, in with the admirable series.
And courageously receive and homosexual to you a husband! "

Papa I have OH -, dad!
OH - do not want to say a cultivated understanding.
And it connects precisely already, why I do not feel inclined.
I give you fortunately more o'er my great fortune.
If you make me live more particularly during a year or two."

"To go, go the fattiest girl," who one of the parents answered. "
If you do not approve to be this must of the young man here.
I give your great fortune to next trunks.
And you do not collect the use of a particular pin."

To go as from Land hats icemen the garden around.
It spooned its dear Dinah which is absolutely the reason.
And a cold Pizza basin which puts it by its side.
If Ticket-soft ' indicates twas, by Pizza pie she died.

It embraced more o'er its corpus cold with that with miles.
It called it its Dinah, although she is not any more.
Then, the Pizza pie swallowed like one liked courageous thus.
And in Valley of kings and its Dinah lie both in a tomb.

Morally.

All take to you now young people Maude with warning by it.
Not to never in no case to him go' NO Rung eh or Sansei.
And all worry to you young people the vehicles.
Around of which you applaud eyes think of kings of village.
And of Dinah and the basin of the cold Pizza pie.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 10:50 AM

Symbol of time AULD of dinky.


Knowledge Auld was able to have it.
It was which necessary to forget?
Although ' they do decrease with the scar?
These approve the brilliant Heads.
In order to arrive in the period of war pacts violent.


Good to grant, my Vera, with the chest of drawers of mine.
Prepare Thy that still formed in my cord with me.
Is looked as blest.
Because 4 dinnertime each symbol.
Machine o ' not and the valley of mountain.

And your friends of homosexuality are reliable.
They can apply continuation.
And in the rod of bottle more last happy.
AII OBEs caught in my cover.

And freely rainy day.
An increase in the overalls will be them.
We cause to break into a run distant hour in order to be equal.
And the opening of water pours longer to symbolize time.

Monarchy did have it completely; it was which necessary to forget?
And it does not hear it?
Antiquity was approximate assumed behind.
And slave쳌fs yoyo downward did substitute t'?

The priest stove youth cheer high blood Scotsman쳌fs is very cold?
Valour their understanding.
They never show the time of box.
In the old dinner sine of time?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 11:39 AM

Girl of the Homosexual, it ate MARIE.


Me one suppresses the young people and wounds, loving.
For the loss adjustment of a girl I am not capable the person.
Which leave more rubber assumes.
It is marked under imposing the way in the different degrees.
This is all beautiful origami, my Homosexual it ate Marie daughter.

Their tooth is ivory, their cheek is increased.
Their full shovel stands postpones two reads.
Their black probably sings up.
It is marked under imposing the way in the different degrees.
This is all beautiful origami, my Homosexual it ate Marie daughter.

Mine purposed letters more rubber and my pigeon.
Mine purposed letter love marking.
But is it very flush, manufactures it, produced examines with me.
It never gave it my Homosexual it ate Marie daughter.

It has it its father, takes include/understand it given.
It published it and its hand its father.
Their father is, if butterfish a value it observed.
It can improve chaos and its Homosexual, It ate Marie daughter.

He explains the daughter and the Irelands to him.
And despises, "runs recognized.
Since letter for here your expensive is speedy swain the amore. "
They require, in order not to deny it, normally see therefore it.
It designated it in its Homosexual.
It ate touched her better more he/her, Marie. "

" Of he/her daughter staples it to the fold.
Toward to gonorrhoea, low thought.
"The OH- - my dear father, the indication exactly from ill.
vous.pla4it. However to be too wild ".
If you are possessed me?? And I assumed.
I can in the morning never reject its Homosexua.l
It ate Marie daughter "

" Its treatment horse preparation, take include/understand it.
And this girl can supply something with the foreign country.
My two outside of this world more rubber.
And by surplus three driving.
But I was never to the daughter Homosexual, Marie.

I drive the anchor before that more rubber Ireland away.
Possibly I discover it somewhat in the historical country.
But, if I never discover it, ached I frequently.
And cube I Archie is complete.
For pit Homosexual it ate tighter, the connection.

Appearance as by the court square to assume MO '.
I heard it, in order to imagine girls full sad Archie.
I planned full wind girl of the forms.
In order to sympathize with it.
Everything is loses speedily for its expensive swain.

I increased this, in order to accomplish it with the I.
In order to say.
"This I is completely you, my inclination?"
This I says it completely?
Any connection by my hurt, the long-distance journey is undoubted.
I said the daily paper to you.
My Homosexual it attachés, also in Marie.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Jan 07 - 09:40 AM

Makes WHOOPEE. Rusk hand.


My other Mahler, other decorates.
All domains are in the flower.
The flower and the tree are.
The bird and the bee are.
Makes whoopee.

Sings tragedy ', "comes here Mahler.
My other victims are in his side.
Loses his cause.
The "cause is a post.
Gas defers whoopee.

In by innumerable ages under.
His you found in all parts.
The part completes the wage.
The part you want is his part.
It is when it will fall will be.
Makes whoopee.

My other years, or are perhaps small.
What is this it hears?
Or your you cannot sup?
It feels camel쳌fs lemons.
And pub jam쳌fs team.
Defile whoopee.

Only Ass idea "most each night.
It does not come is the house, or writes in the behaviour.
It believed that, it finalized a deal.
But in the consideration, "it is.
Makes whoopee ".

It not to make very many moneys.
5,000 US dollar Judge paragraph.
Partial, it thought this obtains the pleasure.
Said that, "it pays money for six inches.
It now believed that, "it judges, its supposition I lose?
Judge "bud in consideration, redressed in chain.
You can improve this you to maintain.
This your cheaper discovery.
That manufacture whoopee. "

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 06:25 AM

Crazy football.

I have a favourite brother.
And his Christian name will be the bucket '.
It is connected the bad carriages with the soccer club.
For its Son new pulp.
Which is thrown regarding the football.
It has already 2 lost black eyes and the teeth, of gob.
In form of a fact that from bucket '.
The member of this terrible soccer club it was.

Choir.

It moved football to be, the sum of the football.
A shed corner will be.
Football is small few, which proceeded from feeling it.
It accepted, which had it.
And it cuts skivvies at its dozen four-sharp-edged tools.
To agree wash and scrub.
In form of a fact that from bucket '.
The member of this terrible soccer club it was.

Choir.

In the centre of territory speaks after afternoon.
Which became a captain with Polly?
' Friend link heartedly you this goal shovel approves of?
In form of a fact that it inane shirt.
You Delhi regarding the football.'
Approved of, if back 40 of tempo cut, research of the counter added.
The mail box went over advocator he Mel a sequined class.
And depressed into N6h the swine flesh.

Choir.

Its marriage partner is not it, who it speaks it.
It to be left like the bucket ' then it holds.
To give starting from the football of blows of foot.
On the period of night in their sleep.
It causes McGinty ' and from other so strange things.
"Of the transition.
It gave blows of foot the bed.
And it has the goal was sworn yesterday.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 06:39 AM

A Land of Hhope and Glory

Land cherished hope crowned thy hope.
God made you the greatest so far!
At the same blinds, beloved,
Known once again thy Crown is set.
Those between the laws of freedom gained,
Have good governance and you afar.
Freedom gained from the truth,
Those who have a strong empire.

Land of hope and glory, or MS,
How you celebrate, which was born from you?
Still wider and wider as possible thy limits.
God of tremendous progress, and you after you the greatest progress.
God of tremendous progress, and you after you the greatest progress.

Thy fame is the old days,
A large ocean and wide :
Pride that dares, and praise,
In which none firm and pride :
But the joy of illusion that the content
Of what has happened to us Jews.
Blood hero Lord Then spending is still a hero,
Son of the nerves.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 06:55 AM

The Swing to be Low, the Feeling Maze Fortune 2 Wheel Tank
Africa total American spiritual

The refrain:

And feeling maze fortune 2 wheel tank low-end,
Swing me about carrying Huaihe the hazard unyielding spirit family,
Feeling maze fortune 2 wheel tank low-end,
In order the swing hazard me carrying the unyielding spirit family.

Did I report General Jordan, see what?
Me about carrying Huaihe the hazard unyielding spirit family
And the band of the angel who comes after that,
In order hazard me carrying the unyielding spirit family.

You that place arrive talk all my friend who in case,
Me about carrying Huaihe the hazard unyielding spirit family,
In compliance with me is come, too before refrain to go out.
In order hazard me carrying unyielding spirit family.

Refrain

I from time to time from time to time above
And me about carrying Huaihe hazard the family all,
The family feel the sky guard where my soul comes me
About carrying Huaihe hazard but yet in lower part.

The refrain

It talks and it goes out and one which dawns most,
Me about carrying Huaihe the hazard unyielding spirit family,
When Jesus washes my sin far,
In order hazard me carrying the unyielding spirit family.

Refrain

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 07:04 AM

Sunbeam for Jesus, I hope
(Nellie Talbott).

Sunbeam Jesus to me
A day for him to shine;
Do everything possible to make him happy
At home, school since 2878. not.

A street prostitution, street prostitution,
Jesus wanted me to the squad.
A street prostitution, street prostitution,
I would like to his street prostitution.

I would love to Jesus,
To me kind;
Display a relaxed, joyful
And He can point. not.

I would like to ask Jesus
To help me take my mind from the SIN.
He constantly reflect
On his busy shine. not.

I will become one pair of Sunbeam Jesus;
But if I can try;
He always live with him then
To serve time high. not.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 07:47 AM

Barby Is Collapses
E. Cloth,1,878 years

Hail one day so long as the time,
This year the hail is full
Puts is peaceful on sets at,
Guards her to publish peace
Passes my Shiloh to govern Fan,
Hears to be big to the loudspeaker roars,
Barby is falls to has the rise

She advocates is strange with all merchants,
Is any west, Yu Sheng:
The picture thunders,
The sob, "hi, oh!"
The nobility race, the priest
And the people, are not rich;
Barby is falls to rises

Blows in is peaceful,
Christ second;
Political party and stick person
All Barby clothing
I have resisted,
My agreement ties,
Barby is falls to has the rise

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jan 07 - 12:00 PM

Old person man 'S narration.

While making a revolution the century me it was a boy of 5.
The father was B and he demented assuredly.
It gives back the branch, which fights flesh campaign it was not.
It goes out and in the raise, which it lets to leave the ingot.
Her 'D does not search our thing and a charity in circumference.

It lapse per the week when it is returned is waste.
Which it removes to 76.
12 I schools discover to left and one for to go out.
When it connects.
My basic it will make the hen and to respect me.
The king lower part of the ring which it will rest.
It had and it went and it ascended.

Me and the brush and the blood, 3 year or the thereabouts.
It lived in the mud, which it sends.
That time Phil Rang to Lou with the gas.
Which it receives inside invalided me it surprised.

In topic and warfare of the goods, which comes in.
'D it is good at this hour, it regulates to it.
We recovered with the civvies.
And we thought soak the shock of 1 thing, which concludes the shoes.

The goods, which come in 'D right.
Must live inside peace, which it wins.
But us there was not a fortune, which is similar.
Right us who discover hazard us hazard there were we.


In order ' total good season inside 26.
Where the general strike which operates hits.
The egg in which will carry the road come.
The I'D engages and the woman and the young kid when it meets, Haess.


That time and their necessary B.
The new world hazard it was brave and it came.
I to it taught to a discovery from right.
But the Hitler taught, in order stroke with them.
It came with the LOD thing together too much, it was a B.

My girl got married the national girl H wag is stimulated it.
And me it will load and in order to close them gave the gong.
Tank of confusion.
It hurt flatly on the front of end.

And health it recovered inside Rome.
The Eyetie it the nurse gets married.
In order and assuredly unyielding spirit.
It is not at the house, which has difficulty.

My girl in me month, per the week when it is small.
Cheerful writes the ticket it was it, to the something else.
And the summary their colour television set.
To it the thread, there is a LOD which is possible,

It to be near is inside 20.
And it inside Vietnam in battle in me calls it now and it talks.
We it now, it goes to an annuity too much plentifully far are flesh n.
It was visible a hazard vast quantity.

To respect the life which appears with the warfare.
Which fills the long buckle.
You are living and when all form want it will cry.
The thing thinks the hazard-making thing you waste.

It applied us to respect, me, together.
Intelligence under immediacy it is not above.
By the examination which Christ her changes.
But must do.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 08:47 AM

Jake of the stoppers Rolf Harris and looks insincere. In 1965.

I am more of Jake of the stoppers, eedle eedle deedle.
With my leg extra eedle eedle deedle more.
Where I am the subject of the rains and snow.
People to always inform me.
There is more Jake of the stoppers, eedle eedle deedle.
With its leg extra eedle eedle deedle more.

The day that I had been born, OH- boy, died my father almost.
It could not receive my Wind elf above.
It does not matter like it tested.
' Cause I was carried with a leg of extra. a
And was started since which this day.
I was to learn how to be on my clean three feet.
Believe me that no recreation is.

I am more of Jake of the stoppers, eedle eedle deedle.
With my leg extra eedle eedle deedle more.
Where I am the subject of the rains and snow.
People to always inform me.
There is more Jake of the stoppers, eedle eedle deedle.
With its leg extra eedle eedle deedle more.

I had really a terrible childhood.
I suppose that I alchemy would not have.
Each time they had legged a race three.
I gained it - even my.
And me also, I received popularly.
As time for of Cricket came.
They used to roll in the top of my trousers.
And use me with Wicket.

I am more of Jake of the stoppers, eedle eedle deedle.
With my leg extra eedle eedle deedle more.
Where I am the subject of the rains and snow.
People to always inform me.
There is more Jake of the stoppers, eedle eedle deedle.
With its leg extra eedle eedle deedle more.

I was a terrible scientist.
I found all the lessons hard.
The only thing that I known for sure, was three feet forms a court.
Around to 10 I used count my fingers.
If I required more.
My shoes and socks to receive far.
I could count twenty-furnace.

(Cut... impulse of account: 1.2.3.4 5....) Twenty-five!

I am more of Jake of the stoppers, eedle eedle deedle.
With my leg extra eedle eedle deedle more.
What also always I, have says were false for him.
They said ' fast March, ' made me fast Waltz.
Then, they cried your best foot with me ' have advanced.'
' However that foot?' I said.
' It is very fine for you received itself.
A choice of two, however me only!

I am more of Jake of the stoppers, eedle eedle deedle.
With my leg extra eedle eedle deedle more.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:01 AM

Raglan on the road.
Air : dawn today.

Raglan on the road autumn I met today
Is first and knows that is dark hair weave a trap I never Street.
I saw the danger, but I am satisfied walked along the road,
And I said let gRiev the fall of paper at the dawn today.

On Grafton Street in November we insolvent light
On the edge of the deep valley can be seen as emotional value of the Declaration,
The Queen of Hearts bakery and still not make any hay
Or much-loved, as well as happiness is to throw.

A> is the reason I gave gifts from the secret is a reference to the known artists
Who know the true gods of sound and stone and the floor and Tint.
I did not important because I gave her poems to say.
With her name and there is the same hair as dark clouds over the fields

On May Street quiet in the face of the old ghosts are walking with me,
So I think that is why we must hasten my permit CARROT
I do not wish to provide any creature of mud when trying to win landlords
In the mud alas it is in the wings of the dawn today.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Feb 07 - 10:26 AM

It comes out, the BOBBYMCGEE. KrisKristofferson.


Flatly the baton which waits the train locust bursts an inside.
Nearly it fades with the impression my, blue jeans.
Elegy before the Bobby in lower part touched the diesel rightly
it comes with thumb.
Nay it will come and lion sups inside inside the middle it burnt.
Me from filthy deep-red van me it was stimulated my harpoon.
While the Bobby song does green onion Rang, I was being soft.
In the separation wiper before the automobile
which season three hits an hour.
And in Bobby retention ' my thing hand.
We the driver is each song, which is song, did with the high piece.

Singing together.

The freedom, which is legitimate,
left in order to lose anything, hazard different word.
Anything does not mean anything, it is free but.
When the Bobby song does green onion
Rang, to be good the impression thing was easy week.
The hazard where the impression thing will carry well
it was good, enough.
It comes out enough and the Bobby McGee hazard it is good.

From coal mine of Kentucky in California sun.
The Bobby shared the secret of my soul.
Me all leads and the right which is to from the attention side,
us whom it does.
Each night she will carry from the cold and she defended.
Brine sincerity nearly 1st, week, me her it slides it made far. '
Hazard spring she discovers that family I hope.
Me being simple the thing it will trade a hazard
all my tomorrow yesterday they in the place.
In side of my thing retention Bobby body.

The freedom which is legitimate left
in order to lose anything hazard different word.
Anything which it lets to leave
had to let to leave the hazard where she will carry.
When the Bobby song does green onion
Rang, to be good the impression thing was easy week.
The hazard where the impression thing will carry well
it was good, enough.
It comes out enough and the Bobby McGee hazard it is good.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Jun 07 - 05:10 AM

OLD TYME TO DANCE. (AS GALLEON has) by Joyce Smirk Plummet

MAGNIFICIENTLY.

My neighbour, Mrs Fanshaw, is a portly pal and homosexual.
It owes surplus its sixty-seven, if it is one day.
They could have thought that their life was blunted.
It is a Whirl length with the place.
I asked it that completely on him and this one is what she said.

I have an old association of dance of time,
the effort that is connected there.
Are many injuries more rubbery and no to save Messrs?
A dishonour, does not seem is the same one for him.
But it must still be. Some injuries must dance together.
One by them is I.

Magnificently galleon, regale me on the floor.
On two floors soldier, as the yore days make.
Me dance with of Mrs Tiverton; it is luminous on its feet,
in Bosh eat.
To turn of the scale with fourteen stones
and the its average height.

If homosexual volume.
If vertiginous sight.
The full evening dress is has must.
But Zest expires of beautiful Waltz.
If you dance it busted in Bustle.

So magnificently as of both let us galleons.
Veils us on the floor to make the Valeta Waltz like the yore days.
The Mister is of Mrs Tiverton, me is his suitable injury.
It folds indeed so pleasantly with me
and I curtsey with him with of O쳌fBach t.

If homosexual volume.
If vertiginous sight.
But it is not the same one in the end.
For an injury, a Sir, is never certainly.
It can be your friend of bus.

So magnificently galleon, regale me on the floor.
To make expensive old cerium of local area network,
like the yore days.
I am led by Mrs Tiverton, the balance me round.
And approximately operate admirably well indeed, me.
I never leave ground.

If homosexual volume.
The sight tries so vertiginous me not to receive cut down.
And it is exploded to me an energy of the good.
And receive far this batch from my box.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 07:02 AM

Can you guess the dance?

Car car person service

Formation: The cooperation which hits sleeps and the circle which is wider in the circumference of the ladies room.

Music: Stick 32 public affairs.

Stick: Depiction
1-4: The hand which is to circle, combine 4 phases for each 4 phase and a seclusion.
5-8: Repetition.
9-12: Diameter of hand, lady and former seclusion.
13-16: The man the chemical weapon (advances to a humanity and justice female next round in the left, the rotary person it walks; The cooperation which hits it sleeps and now the person who is opinion also).
17-24: New cooperation sleeps and with all profit which it has
25-32: The hand with right side in right side and the left), outside, the lady intersected to a walk from front right in surroundings of the room.

Natural repetition.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 07:13 AM

Flower Narcissus Road

I truth was isolated with the cloud
The floatation high parked in the hill and valley,
It will go out and when seeing the multitude, every time,
Group of yellow gold flower narcissus road;
In lower part of tree on lake outside.
It ladles from the breeze, virtue distance bravery.

Continuity also in compliance with the star it shines
Galaxy possibility flash,
The pressure end [eps] is the line
In what kind of NBA sidings:
In 10 thousand saw I first look,
The severe injury door leads a life from dance.

It sold in their side, nothing it did but
Well it becomes and at the above it shines prominence it waves:
In order to be cheerful but the possibility of doing there was not a poet
From these Citizenship Company:
I administer justice and us, thought slightly but, it watched
In me what it brings a vice- exhibition:

When both sides of the sofa deceiving, at any time
The mood remark which is serious or from,
Them shine in that thing internal eye
The happiness is isolation,
And after that pleasure my heart which has the sheep which is sufficient,
On flower and narcissus road bravery.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 10:02 AM

Under is arched.

Germinated fruit pie heathen & Joseph McAutomobile, thin 1932.

Under arch.
Depending upon me my dream looks at dream.
Under arch.
I place on the boulder.
All night I am found.
It is attached to the fatigue and the body.
When the happy sunlight comes, the 7.
Notice of dawn.

When the rain falls, sleep.
And that sleeps at the time of a certain well.
As for me the train on and others.
And others you inquire about that you sound.
The pavement is my pillow.
I coming off, somewhere.
Under arch.
Depending upon me my dream looks at dream.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 10:20 AM

It goes out, guy flag because of Londoner, (probably)
(Hubert Gregg)


It in compliance with was recorded in description below all: With Cottton biri; The highest Bygraves; Celia Lipton;
........ and something else.)


Probably, it goes out, selfish because of Londoner
That love London
Probably, it goes out, selfish because of Londoner
It goes out and wherever it is and in thin place
The tube printed style of writing
The tube printed style of writing,
You think that in me

The profit sense is secret intention easy and strange
When walking in this normality and the bottom of you,
Probably, it goes out, selfish because of Londoner
I like London hour

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Sep 07 - 11:01 AM

Happy farm.

The Leslie Scotland male has twisted in 1932 with the short skirt.

Has the farm to be called the misery.
But oh, then we whether there is.
Because we know one.
That always many pleasure.
And this some person's name is happy.
Believed my it is the great waiter.
Feels strange as if for all to us.
Is similar to us to scrutinize the gate.

All small pigs, they died loo the sound and howl call.
Cat meow.
The dog bows ha.
Everybody makes the row to get down in the happy farm.

All small pigs, they died loo the sound and howl call.
Rumble the sound howls is called rumble the sound to howl calls.
Cat meow.
Meow meow.
The dog bows ha.
Rough rough rough is rough.
Everybody makes the row to get down in the happy farm.

All small birds go to tweet tweet tweet.
The lamb completely complains tearfully.
And vibrates their foot.
All are one kind perfect receives cordially down in the happy farm.

The regular soldier starts the habit as the cockerel which crows.
And the eldest child assembly jig rabbit sings, "to slap it.
Your fool "oh vow makes de oh.
All small ducks go to the inferior physician.
Inferior physician inferior physician.
Cow all moo.
The bull also is.
Everybody thought "how your" does strike pours in the happy farm.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 19 Sep 07 - 03:32 AM

colds of the earth of Masa, which is promotion (year 1826-1864)

Even becomes the promoter journey in circle
The song, from which is sad from keys
The morning emulator between new songs
Long time the day, where forwards TO it is lucky.
Of appropriate of the machines of the impression and the equipment
From indistinct, the hill explains, which is noiseless,
The challenge of the Schlafes of Masa of the old impression,
Is the sleep garage of and the earth, which is given a blow by foot.

Together sing:

Diminishing, those the field of a corn actual
Which the sad voice of Dat concerns you hears:
Which concerns the keys TO, which cry you with angles.
There Masa of that you give a blow of foot in the earth, gives a blow of foot.

Of PAPERs, if the projection those fall,
On the hour of the 1 cold weather of
„Which concerns this old support Twas de Masa, whom you hear,
Which concerns the dismissal, but Cayse, which is old.
Now Effloreszenz of the morning of the orangeen wood of
seashore De sand,
Now day buzzer frontally,
Call and more nebber mentioned above compared by Masa.

Together sing

from Masa the black of love makes,
Cayse was love worth,
Where it is sad, walk at surface,
Which concerns those the Hinterrest felt you itself sadly in cayse DM that you speak.
I is not operation possibility at the part forwards tomorrow
The throw of the damage of Cayse of runs
I try the fact that he mean pain leads,
Old banjo of Pickin.

Together sing

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Sep 07 - 06:03 AM

Narcissuses. Will I am the cost of words.

I wind-talk lonely as cloud.
T swims on the high vales and hills more o'er.
As immediately I mass saw.
Owner, golden narcissuses.

Near the lake under the waves.
Into the Braes flutter and dance.
Continuously as stars they shine.
And Twinkle on Michigan to the road.

They extended in the always-lasting lines.
Along the permissible delimitation on bay.
10 thousand saw ii1 immediately.
Their heads in sprightly throw, in order to dance.

Waves close them danced; but it.
It exceeded serf nay a the wave in joys.
Smog does not sing, in order to homosexual only be.
In this company jocund.

4 more angel starter - and angel start - only small thought,
The abundance exhibition on me got.
For often if I lie on my armchair.
In that the free or thoughtful tendency.

They flash on this v nut random eye.
There is the luck of the isolation.
And after this my heart with the fillings of the pleasure.
And dance with narcissuses

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 19 Sep 07 - 06:40 AM

The responsibility, Light brigade

1-

League anti-, university anti-
And in over there anti- university,
The angle which is to Wadi it dies
Enormous 600.
"From light brigade Imam!
"Eight responsibilities"! He talked:
In valley of gruel sound
Enormous 600.

2 -

"From light brigade Imam,"!
Did that place man all of a sudden do to surprise?
He was not knowing the military personnel, in case
It did soul east:
Probably is not the fact that it does not provide an answer back which
Why, which thing which probably is,
'S dies them and you but:
In valley of gruel sound
Enormous 600.

3 -

With their right side cannon
In their left side cannon,
On front of them cannon
Time and Raad;
The rainstorm which is to the rifle shooting event which has the projectile
Compared to with it it talks well enormous,
Chin of gruel sound
From mouth of hell
Enormous 600.

4 -

All knives Parry shone
It shone and it went round from air
That place Sabring cannoneers,
The army who is ordered, during
The whole world tries to think:
Is to the smoke and the dry cell battery which is inundated
The line which them cut off it led and it hit;
Cossacks and Russian
The extra prize which has the knife
And it is resolute and it pulverizes.
After enormous, but is not after that
It is not 600th.

5 -

With their right side cannon
In their left side cannon,
After cannon
Time and Raad;
The rainstorm which is to the rifle shooting event which has the projectile
During the hero where the end degrades,
Them fought well
The chin of gruel sound it led and it came
After from edge of hell
It was to all their left,
600 it folded and it left.

6 -
        
-

League anti-, university anti-
And in over there anti- university,
The angle which is to Wadi it dies
Enormous 600.
"From light brigade Imam!
"Eight responsibilities"! He talked:
In valley of gruel sound
Enormous 600.

2 -

"From light brigade Imam,"!
Did that place man all of a sudden do to surprise?
He was not knowing the military personnel, in case
It did soul east:
Probably is not the fact that it does not provide an answer back which
Why, which thing which probably is [ci],
'S dies them and you but:
In valley of gruel sound
Enormous 600.

3 -

With their right side cannon
In their left side cannon,
On front of them cannon
Time and Raad;
The rainstorm which is to the rifle shooting event which has the projectile
Compared to with it it talks well enormous,
Chin of gruel sound
From mouth of hell
Enormous 600.

4 -

All knives Parry shone
It shone and it went round from air
That place Sabring cannoneers,
The army who is ordered, during
The whole world tries to think:
Is to the smoke and the dry cell battery which is inundated
The line which them cut off it led and it hit;
Cossacks and Russian
The extra prize which has the knife
And it is resolute and it pulverizes.
After enormous, but is not after that
It is not 600th.

5 -

With their right side cannon
In their left side cannon,
After cannon
Time and Raad;
The rainstorm which is to the rifle shooting event which has the projectile
During the hero where the end degrades,
Them fought well
The chin of gruel sound it led and it came
After from edge of hell
It was to all their left,
600 it folded and it left.

6 -

Honor when it will be able to fade?
O where them made is wild the responsibility! which
The whole world tried to think.
The responsibility which them made give the honor,
Light brigade honor period
Nobility 600th.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 19 Sep 07 - 06:50 AM

My Lollipop It Withstands
(Millie small 1964)

My boy Lollipop,
My center will not set, but the rising which is done it goes,
It is sweet as a candy,
Foppery it is my sugar

Well, Ohio state,
My boy Lollipop,
Never, I am left never.
The private sorrow.
So you informed my center to me!

Do, do, do dearly dearly so dearly,
But as for me we do not want knowing.
I need me, me is needed it it needs,
I do not go to you under any condition.

My boy Lollipop,
My center will not set, but the rising which is done it goes.
Make the world with the fire
It is my one craving,
Ohio state my Popsicle.

Do, do, do dearly dearly so dearly,
But as for me we do not want knowing
I need me, me is needed it it needs,
I do not go to you under any condition.

My boy Lollipop,
My center will not set, but the rising which is done it goes,
Make the world with the fire
It is my one craving,
Ohio state my Popsicle,
Ohio state my Popsicle,
My boy Lollipop,
Lollipop my boy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Sep 07 - 07:28 AM

Agreement I day of the summer and tea? I spear of the ultrasound.

Agreement I day of the summer and tea?
More splendidly is, the art of more moderate Thou.
Harsh wind shakes the bud of loves most of the love.
And the date is renting contract.
Hath everything of the summer is excessively short.

Once excessive of the hot eye the sky gleams.
And it gives an overt shining of this gold.
Which frequently weakness becomes.
And once all cities of the approval of the city.
Probability not with cut or the curses of the change of the letter.

But thy eternal summer does not reduce it.
Loss has one designated of the most ownest Thou.
With this colour Thou of the proud history winding rest dead.
Growest Thou on the eternal line.
What stipulate the time of the mass time.

Or you can breathe the person, or you to limit.
And you sees making the eye.
Such long life gives to this and this life to tea.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Sep 07 - 07:47 AM

The will I was vibrate the spear the storm in 16.10.

ARIEL sings:

There bee sucks, there sucks I.
In cow lip bell I in.
My there horizontally lies works as owl sob.
I stick fly in behind .
Will be merry in summer later.
Merry, merrily now is occupied by me.
In hangs in under big branch's blossoming.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 19 Sep 07 - 10:00 AM

it was on the bridge around midnight,
the lance introduction of the schneebaelle at the moon,
if it said that it did not have it,
but it has fuckeing too soon spoken.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Sep 07 - 10:14 AM

MARIE'S wedding ceremony.

Phased we are cheerful, us it continues.
Toe hazard heel and toe hazard heel.
With eight it will decrease it will decrease inside eight.
The Marie's the wedding ceremony hazard all.

General hill method here and there.
The Myrtle the green and the bracken fern do with the brown.
The city it leads and the sheiling it passes.
The Marie it respects hazard all.

Many herring, many meal.
It filled her tube foot and the many toes it burnt.
With many beautiful infant sameness.
That the Marie is the hazard toast.

The mountain ash is the cheek which dawns.
The what kind of star compared to dawned compared to far.
Correction grandly them all far.
Me, is the lovable Marie.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Sep 07 - 12:30 PM

FINNEGAN regaining consciousness.

Tim Finnegan lives in the ' street which walks.
The gentleman, the Irish language, formidable is strange.
He has brogue to be rich and the sweet snack.
And rose in the world he has delivered the coal scuttle.

Now Tim has a little the tippling ' way.
By Waste ¼É¾Æ likes him being born.
And helps him to be daily by his work.
He meets biological "whereabouts each morning.

Hits hard the fool Germany ratio, dances to your partner.
Nearby floor, you СÅܲ½ horse vibration.
Is not its I tells you the truth.
Many pleasure in Finnegan regaining consciousness!

Morning ' Tim is full feels '.
Makes his head, which he vibrates, is heavy.
He tumbled and has injuried his skull from the ladder.
And they deliver his family his corpse to wake.

They rolled he in the good clean sheet.
And lays aside him in the bed.
A gallon Waste ¼É¾Æ in his foot.
And barrel porter in his head.

His friend gathers is regaining consciousness.
And Madame Finnegan is requested the lunch.
First they have brought the tea and the cake.
Then the pipe, the tobacco and the brandy fight with the fists.

Then widow Malone starts to sob.
"Such lovable looked the corpse, you have once seen?
"O Tim, mavourneen, why have you died?"
Armagh, is taking rice McGhee which your mouth said!

Then Maggie O'Connor occupied the work.
"O Biddy," she said that, "you are wrong, I am firmly".
Biddy she has given her a conveyer belt in the mouth.
And leaves behind her sluggish ' on the floor.

Then the civil war then participation.
' The Twas woman supplies to the woman and the person by the personnel.
The Shillelagh law is all angers.
And row and ruction very quickly started.

Then Mickey Maloney ducked his head.
When Waste ¼É¾Æ noggin flight in him.
It has missed, with tumbles the bed.
The liquor disperses finished Tim!

Corpse revival!
How sees him to rise!
Timothy rise from bed.
Said that, "rotates your Waste ¼É¾Æ likely flame.
Thanum Dhul! You thought I am die?"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 09:00 AM

"I stick fly in behind ."


ROFLMAO...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 10:41 AM

In regard to the hill and many parts.

Here 40 Shillings of drum.
In order this ' many liver in Willy germ, to come.
In order the list of the present making and the enemy to fight.
In regard to the hill and many parts.

O ' that hill and ' that management of o.
Franc dozen, Portugal and the Spanish work.
The George of Koeniges indicates, we achieve.
In regard to the hill and many parts.

If I should not rise above this, if it cannot do thing.
It meaning that many colleagues have before.
Then it inhales question and the drum, in order to play.
In regard to the hill and many parts.

Directly I where it moves has known Spain, but.
The will which is my no human oven it remains.
Me and being to be the night.
And the hill and the day regarding many parts.

With the smoke and destruction intensity.
And the shellfish of the fire and the fire and in wall of genuine hell.
But as for us it is here, remains.
In regard to the hill and many parts.

O ' that hill and ' that management of o.
Franc dozen, Portugal and the Spanish work.
The George of Koeniges indicates, we achieve.
In regard to the hill and many parts.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 10:43 AM

Talk Laura where I loves her
(Light Petersen)

Laura tome lovers
All wanted being he
The flower futures grudge all
Most importantly but, the wedding ceremony seminar

The indication which the stock car races a above
The goods is $ reading
Middle-school his transforming the possibility of getting Laura it was Even her mother, it talked the tome

Talk Laura where I loves her
Go out and it Laura in necessity talk
Go out and the late map talk Laura where it does not know
You will hang, or, it anyone, there is not a possibility which you will wait

In order to race his car the magnetic pole cold region root which thing
That place the youngest driver
It cries and as the race which is started loses
Them walking fought in captain who is by the wheat flag

Anyone day which goes round happens and does not know writing one
Or to be how his car which is to heart of fire
It will be wrong from the wreckage where them are entangled but and it withdrew
The matrix which is identical is, them listened the fact that he will talk

Talk Laura where I loves her
Go out and it Laura in necessity talk
It does not talk Laura tears to dry,
The love will not be necessary will die

From the synagogue which it intends now time Laura
Her poor, Tommy where it dies,
Them simply, Laura it lived and it died
The possibility of listening the fact that he will cry there were them from the alone synagogue

Talk Laura where I loves her
Go out and it Laura in necessity talk
It does not talk Laura tears to dry,
The love will not be necessary will die

Talk Laura where I loves her
Go out and it Laura in necessity talk
It does not talk Laura tears to dry,
The love will not be necessary will die

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 10:54 AM

Old triangle
(Dubliners it organizes)


The hungry sense came me who do to get shaded stealing
The mouse unhappiness which is in my cell
Different old song triangle the sound which it will be with a snap
Consequently at the bank of the king canal

Morning the screw, as for shout be and operate
"You cell bowsie " in compliance with me it happens and it cleans
Different old song triangle the sound which it will be with a snap
Consequently at the bank of the king canal

The late spring evening which is precise it buys, it dreams
Up of wall in high axis sea gull turnover
Different old song triangle the sound which it will be with a snap
Consequently at the bank of the king canal

In case it performs hump shape gussy contribution there was a sleep,
I demanded my girl with a tear
Different old song triangle the sound which it will be with a snap
Consequently at the bank of the king canal

The wind and landing which are cruel today
Goes out and the broad way which it deceives from weakness of my cell
Different old song triangle the sound which it will be with a snap
Consequently at the bank of the king canal

From jail of that place woman 75 name women
The pointer goes out and So on which it does not touch
Different old song triangle the sound which it will be with a snap
Consequently at the bank of the king canal

It died today and the wind was breath
It goes out and the cell it cries in me from the broad way which it deceives
Different old song triangle the sound which it will be with a snap
Consequently at the bank of the king canal

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 11:13 AM

Escaped train.

' The Chicago writing long in the line which becomes '89 inside year the Twos.
At the time of the non l where the winter wind will be sharp.
The width market will be Ulysses, the wheel the car.
The that time air brake Ash it will not be, they the place.
And with 9th roared lower part of the hill.

Ohio came lower part of captain, the escaper train and she swelled up.
The escaped lower part of captain who is dumbfounded it came in and she swelled up.
The escaped lower part of captain who is dumbfounded it came.
It is wide evenness and the agency after.
And she swelled up non, non, non, non.

The train must stand still and the engineer of Ohio talked that she swells up.
The train must stand still and the engineer talked that she swells up.
The engineer talked that the train must stand still.
He talked that it is all fireman defect.
And she swelled up non, non, non, non.

He became the bell roundly and the fireman of Ohio talked that she swells up.
He became the bell roundly and the fireman talked that she swells up.
He the bell roundly the fireman talked that it becomes.
You quite the engineer talked that vast quantity.
And she swelled up non, non, non, non.

Ohio, the administrator the Fr which is severe got the gut and she swelled up.
The administrator the Fr which is severe got the gut and she swelled up.
The administrator the Fr which is severe got the gut.
He got and his head went round a white, it threatened.
And she swelled up non, non, non, non.

Ohio was standing inside method, the donkey and she swelled up.
Ohio was standing inside method, the donkey and she swelled up.
Ohio was standing inside method, the donkey.
And it discovered all his sound arresting which is legitimate.
And she swelled up non, non, non, non.

Ohio sat in the passenger compartment near bank, tongued me and she swelled up.
Tongued me it sat in the passenger compartment near bank and she swelled up.
Tongued me it sat in the passenger compartment near bank.
And he crawled about is fat Song year three nearly.
And she non, non, non, non, swelled up

Ohio, the escaper she went to the hill which is dumbfounded and she swelled up.
The escaper it went to the hill which is dumbfounded and she swelled up.
The escaper it went to the hill which is dumbfounded.
And we were going, her the end which it listens to ' yet.
And she swelled up non, non, non, non.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 11:55 AM

Infirmary James's sin.

Me the infirmary comfort entered inside James.
It from that place sees my baby.
It "puts the inside the white table compared to.
He the lapse sweet thing, the lapse cold which is that, is the lapse right side which is it.

Until that doctor Polish.
"He was low quite," it talked.
Inside them of my baby after Polish.
Good shoes!

From that place it is discovered at excess amount.
Me long comfort it entered inside the mourning army post exchange which becomes.
Inside corner of thing of square.
Them with as usual together were the peonies which are useful.

And hung from that place there was one multitude.
Inside my left wing, it this case unit of who long are trillion McKennedy which become.
And his eye was stimulated was deep-red colour.
Word be in the total their circumference, it was and inside the multitude, this case of who it talks it went round.

It will be extensive and it enters and restrain, inside that it it spreads out is thin restrains,
, N multi blessing which will make this with the canning one wide peace hazard there is a possibility of searching from that which place which it wears.
And it spreads out and to the person who compared to recovers assuredly it does not discover.

It goes out and when dying, Ohio demands this ca'vej4.
10 dollars inside my helmet Stetson.
Inside portion of Hwang gold 20 dollar dress clock my chain.
The I thing which dies consequently my friends'll is Iss and "it is light blow it stands.

6 person bows your devushok6 singing together that in order description below inside the wry mastery' it puts, my tube in song to spread out and receive.
Inside 20- inside enduring of jazz dress cables my chastity sun tulip.
We go and in order to escape in proportion hell in us we increase.

Now in the end portion place of my, history.
To it different circle there is a stiff drink.
When and the anyone asks, that time it is accurate and talk the imp.
Me or the infirmary receives James's sin.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Sep 07 - 08:50 AM

JOHNNY II1 WITH DIFFICULTY KNEW THEY YE.

To up to that point Dutch gone to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo.
To up to that point Dutch gone to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo.
To up to that point Dutch gone to sweet Athy.
Ye knob in me hand and the fall of me of eyes.
Damsel complete unemployment benefit heard I shout Johnny.
Were I which with difficulty he knew ye.

With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo.
With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo.
With your drums and guns and drums and guns.
Hostile ye swerve it are dense.
Oh my expensive darling, this way queer opinion ye.
Johnny ii1 with difficulty knew they ye.

Where your eyes were this way weak, hurroo, hurroo.
Where your eyes were this way weak, hurroo, hurroo.
Where your eyes were this way weak.
When my heart, you are which this way beguiled.
Why made skedaddle of me and a child.
Oh Johnny, I with difficulty knew ye.

Where your feet were used in a loop pas to break, hurroo, hurroo.
Where your feet were used in a loop pas to break, hurroo, hurroo.
Where your feet were used in a loop pas to break.
When you send for to lay gun.
Deist vitals' no summon your dancing they are made.
Oh Johnny, I with difficulty knew ye.

I is happy for house ye, hurroo, see hurroo.
I is happy for house ye, hurroo, see hurroo.
I is happy for house see ye.
Everything of island Solomon.
Such a bottom - in the flesh, this way high in the leg.
Oh Johnny I with difficulty knew ye.

Ye it has no handle, has ye no foot, hurroo, hurroo.
Ye have no handle, have ye no foot, hurroo, hurroo.
Ye have no handle, have ye no foot.
One grew appended, without budding out, chickenless egg of ye're.
Ye'll must assume with bowl outside to implore.
Oh Johnny I with difficulty again knew ye.

They of the guns, hurroo, hurroo close down.
They roll boohoo again of the guns, hurroo, hurroo.
They roll boohoo again of the guns.
But they will not assume never our zones again.
In no manner they will not assume never our zones again.
Johnny, I are I swear which to ye.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 03:41 AM

Father Machree

I have every degree Colin is a spot where my heart is not known.
The sound is certainly born, or the depth of which is the soul which has become known.
My memory, there is a place where my life where you fill.
Each person also will have various one so far and there is no possibility of that will go.

Singing together:
The positive values, I was Chairman of that love shine,
The university has an interest, agriculture and Wrinkle eye [September], which is located.
Finger toilworn a value for me with me like that this hatred kiss everyone.
Oh bless your shoes, which defends his father machree.

Every grief or care that it is today when the value of thin side
In compliance with the light of those which you smile Eye that dawned [ten] came in the submission.
Candle raised at night from the window together
The love that you sent me that he loves to shout and paste and lead.

Singing together:

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 03:45 AM

CM

Eileen Company (Petravore Pride)

Ellen is the company where darlin names
Synthetic excessive She led characteristic of them noble and wise
We should criticize us if love them
It is not something petravore pride intelligence.
The multiple Bud shy of everyone but us and such an
Fearing the possibility of seeing eye where a man was
Boy! Oh boys! The positive is that the reason
We mournin told petravore pride
Eileen company! I heart gray growin
I was within one inside the Maze there quite yet
Eileen company! There is something to say and there is a good fish
But petravore pride together no one.

Ballintubber Friday in exhibitions
Ellen met in auditing cattle broker,
When I put my ticket in a shoplifter,
It stolen boasted petravore danger now.
Certainly seem'd as it believes that the girl completely,
She said in her ogle'd Shawl least parts of the time,
When they try to be small and large fine lookin,
The ceiling for provokin petravore pride.
Eileen company! I heart gray growin
I was within one inside the Maze there quite yet
Eileen company! There is something to say and there is a good fish
But petravore pride together no one.

One such, when the outset, gold,
Eileen company came to the curve in the selfish science
Large auditing disease, and was getting a broad smile,
Petravore with pride that it seeks to win.
Deputy him, "with the possibility of appropriate knowledge and beaten girl you are"
From writing Ellen where she also lost almost Qaeda.
Scrimmage results thief Sat Now,
Around him eight petravore pride.
Eileen company! I heart gray growin
I was within one inside the Maze there quite yet
Eileen company! There is something to say and there is a good fish
But petravore pride together no one.

Oh boys, boys! Destiny 'will address Water,
'Indicators of my eyes was Elaine apples.
So we have in place now walkin
There is the role of women in development and more privacy petravore came attitude man.
Now, the boy and this must go out and talk, everything,
When I was courtin you every time of war does not make for dry
Walk, which runs legitimate after a different method you you want in this case,
Their pride danger petravore together basically.
Eileen company! I heart gray growin
I was within one inside the Maze there quite yet
Eileen company! There is something to say and there is a good fish
But petravore pride together no one.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 05:11 AM

They love its old group of pressure that washes less?

I have likeable a small swing and a small piece of the land.
And a place of the aspect of the sea.
And one takes care of person.
Since I believe that nobody takes care towards.
He the annoying peace also destroyed enough.
Of lassie that lives to a city.
It shouts every day whereas it passes my way.
They love its old group of pressure that washes less?

CHOIRS.

They love his old group of pressure that is washed under idiot shines?
They love his old group of pressure that washes less?
It shouts every day whereas it passes my way.
They love his old group of pressure that washes less?

The other day the old pro Presario came around for its rent.
And I did not say any money to him that it had.
Aside from it was not equitably so that they request to me so that it pays.
Since the years were as much a piss jar of the evils.
It did not seem displeased to take his rent.
And sauced its old head with synergy' woman.
It says that I will take half - and at issue I with a laughter.
They love its old group of pressure that washes less?

Maintaining the boys of the city when they go flirt raja Sam.
They seem that they are terribly timid.
For so that they include a young certain girl they seem average - feared.
But if they could to porno.
But me, I make the things of a different way.
And I do not give to an agitation or synod fry' woman.
When it goes to court I say that here it goes for athletics.
They love its old group of pressure that washes less?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 09:50 AM

Area of my fathers.

Area of the area of fathers of mine my affection.
Very honoured nut/mother troubadours.
Ignite themselves and set themselves in motion.
And hero at the hero at the proud price call.
For the liberty its energy source left the case.

Of Wales Wales OH, but my heart is with you.
Eff off ' those that the sea.
Their barrier becomes its.
On of Cymru my heart will be genuine.

Area of the mountains the parodies of the choir leader.
Who isolated abyss, as sky valleys.
Green he murmurs, from rock stray lung removed forest inundation.
Fire peat bog at the fancy and you accelerate the blood.

Of Wales Wales OH, but my heart is with you.
Eff off ' those that the sea.
Their barrier becomes its.
On of Cymru my language will be genuine.

For, even if wild foeman your balls depopulated.
The old Cymru speech cannot crush.
Our empty ace ' s poet at the quiet mandate.
Or banish the harp of your section.

Of Wales Wales OH, but my heart is with you.
Eff off ' those that the sea.
Their barrier becomes its.
On of Cymru my language will be genuine.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 11:25 AM

It Stores The Queen Whom It Puts On

Us whom it puts on it stores the merciful queen,
For a long time the queen who us is noble lives,
It stores the queen whom it puts on!
Where Send her victory,
It is happy and it is glorious,
For a long time in us in control;
It stores the queen whom it puts on!

Where O our shoes which it gives it happens,
Sprinkle her enemy
And make the autumn in them;
Politics they soul east,
Break down the trick which them is cunning,
Our hopeful we repair in Thee,
Us all to except, Oh!

Thy choicest futures which are at the shop
Follow in her and be satisfied;
The log where she reigns for a long time it did not know;
She defended our law,
And give the cause to us until now
In order to do in heart and voice song,
It stores the queen whom it puts on!

Where onee person is not from the ground,
The providence mercies which becomes known but be,
From the coast in the coast!
It saw the nation which it gives,
When is in case man sibling,
And form 1 name family,
It passes over and the world

From angle potentiality,
From the assassin blow,
It stores the queen whom it puts on!
Where O'er where her thine eight makes longer,
The pu the li it sprouted hazard defend the up box,
Our mother and sulfur thay it sleeps and the friend,
It stores the queen whom it puts on!

Where it gives, the field marshal, wade, it presents,
Thy in compliance with the assistance which is mighty May,
The victory brings.
He the rapid stream sedition is quite together it is congested,
Defiant Scots will pulverize,
It stores the wages which puts on!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 25 Sep 07 - 11:37 AM

His Majesty the health of
Union with the English city of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles
It is the confusion in his enemy
Union with the English city of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles.
And they would not drink his health,
He I will also base, and it would help, and he knows it is not
No, but the rope attachment.
With the English city of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles,
Union with the English city of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles City of Los Angeles Los Angeles.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 07:33 AM

Mameli Hymn
(The Italian National Anthem)

Brothers Italy
Italy raises s'è
Elmo of the scipio
LIFE s'è head.
Dove'è Victoria.
Porga the chioma;
That slavery Rome
Iddio created.
We ourselves to tighten coorte,
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!

We centuries
Stampings and derisi,
Because people do not Siam,
Because Siam costumes;
He collects only us
Science, speme;
The valve us together;
Already the hour.
We ourselves to tighten coorte,
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!

Join, and we love ourselves;
European and love
They reveal people
Methods for getlteman:
We vowed to make free
Natío land;
Uniting for God
Who to win can to us.
We ourselves to tighten coorte,
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!

From the Alps to Sicily
Wherever the Nienow
Uom Viroko each:
The cuor and hand.
Children Italy
Call balilla:
The Sun every squilla
Vespri the game.
We ourselves to tighten coorte,
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!

Son giunchi they weaken
Sold swords:
Already Aquila Austria
Pens lost.
Blood Italy
The Polish blood
Bevè with one cossak
Monica But it burned them
We ourselves to tighten coorte
Siam ready for the dead women:
Called Italy!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Sep 07 - 10:11 AM

Flare an h-Alban. John And Gus MacLewd.

O Flair an h-Alban.
Coin a chi sin.
A seer쳌fs loach.
A shears go beds 'son.
Am blear foeti is farouche.
A shears an agamid.
Each allele Impair.
'S a rueing end hatch aid.
Air chocolate Samoan?

Na conic than lunched.
'S than dullish Fog hair.
Mar brat air lard.
Am fearing faille.
Dan tug and seed due grade.
A shears an agamid.
Each allele Impair.
'S a rueing end chair.        
Air chocolate Samoan?


Than and each raid dainty.
Arch air did old a rheum I bitch.
Is faddish sin earlight?
Go blithe nark Rio graced a-rims.
A shears an agamid.
Each allele Impair.
'S a rueing end hatch aid.
Air chocolate Samoan.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tony Patriarche
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 07:51 AM

Sometimes it doesn't even need a double translation to hit the hilarity-meter. Something prompted me a while ago to try Google's translator on what has to be about the simplest poem ever written in German, Goethe's Wanderers Nachtlied II. The translation was bumblingly awkward but reasonably accurate almost to the end, when (just wait!) suddenly Mr Spock got called to the bridge or something ...
Over all summits is rest;
In all treetops you hardly feel a breath:
The small birds are silent in the forest.
Control room only!
Balde rest you also.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 08:08 AM

Cart song
From the San Female Of This In Writing

Tteyng voice do, tteyng voice do, tteyng voice do
The cart gold
A bell sounds and the sound of the bell sound of the bell
Bell went
The vital, vital and dynamic
My nerves went
The broad way in which we
Huntington valleys danger

Check check, which does sound thoroughly check and check sound which can do quite well, check check , which is quite sound quite
Engine gold
Emphysema, Emphysema Emphysema
Brake gold
Blowing, blowing and blowing
My nerves went
The broad terms of the way we slide
Huntington Lakes threat

Dawned today,
Air projection with all the sweetness
Odor Mobile grapevines
The person is my tournament and Enchants
I tried low song thing
But ccik ccik good! Hate might not
In fact, I felt quite
Will talk but there is no possibility I

Noise, noise, noise
Buzzer gold
All times port
While the primary
My nerves went

We Fall broad manner in which we
Huntington in parks
We Fall broad manner in which we
Huntington in parks

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: llareggyb (inactive)
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 08:31 AM

This one has moments of real beauty, I think:
============================

Digging in a cave in a ravine,
For a pit out,
A miner, forty more niner
And Klementine lived its daughter.

OH, my favourite, OH, my favourite,
OH, my sweet Klementine,
Lost and gone, terrible sad
Thou art always, Klementine.

Light was it and like a fee,
And it shoes was No. nine,
Herring boxes witout top sides sand,
As for Klementine were.

It drove Entlein to the water
To each morning straight with nine,
Gerodet of their toe after a fragment,
Fell into the foaming salt solution.

Carmine lips over the water,
Burning through gushes softly and finely,
But I was not unfortunately a float,
Therefore lost I mean Klementine.

There is a Kirchhof on the upward gradient,
In that the flowers grows and twine,
Waxes, fertilizes roses,
Under the posies from Clementine.

============================
I think "Carmine lips ... Burning through gushes softly and finely" is a great improvement on the original, and doubtless Professor Tolkien's Ents would be overjoyed to know that there were once again little Entlings in middle-earth.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 09:08 AM

Jerusalem.

The I the Blake which it holds it wants one ton Parry
it depends with the music where.

And ancient times hour it did that foot on hour internal.
The unit pole inside the shelf쳌fs mountain green which sprouts?
And the shoes person unit pole the which sprouts the new star.
Or you point indication.
The free pasture lake bears the young freely?
And shoes complexion.
Humour left ton it hill with the next light?
And Jerusalem which is complete the builded.
It dark is to be big between the demoniac shelves?

Or my bow which ignites brings the cloth or silk brocade inside.
Bring to ME my arrows OF the Irish.
In Ohio or inside the country mankind.
And process of 1 thing my grass field flesh bring.
Or inside bring my window!
The o the cloud which is being opened.
B suddenness my joint work it brings about.
The I of low of trillion from battle the dog wants.
In the spirit score.

A nation or state of emergency state of emergency.
National state of emergency state of emergency.
Is big and state of emergency state of emergency my knife sleep it.
On my hand internal which it does?
When until coming in, by the goods where Jerusalem escapes.
The internal unit pole you point indication things green.
And the country with sprouts.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 09:28 AM

Abdullah Sulfur Sleeping Name Them

The son of the prophet man talked bravery dismissal,
Positively special was fear.
But I encourage in me who talk each angle of the man
Abdullah sulfur sleeping name them.

When in south own house sending an encouragement in necessity,
What kind of collaboration or violent depth.
The fortress rainstorm or rhenium doubt it is legitimate and it shouts and
Abdullah sulfur who have them it sleeps.

This son of the desert which is to combatant effect
20 men is an overflow possibility of dividing.
Clear mind at the time of the creature which is terrible or the hospital
The patriarch Abdullah who has them.

In compliance with the warrior reputation and the father who become known
That fought from Caesar ranks.
It was a man of the thing name which these people the company it does but most
Ivan from skavinsky skivar.

Irving pited, or, that divides the swimming pool poker it talked
Machinery and tools and Spain other.
Actually positive the butter of group Maskovic
Ivan was skavinsky skivar.

All ladies love will be wrong the some competitor
There is not a possibility all of drinking them in the lower part of the stick.
It comes and or that place tank is anyone will arrange
Ivan skavinsky skivar.

The russia bear gun where the 1st day talks
He pursed and position he talked the U.N. most which it kidnaps.
The center Dis toes of the city is thin
Abdullah sulfur who have them it sleeps.

“It is youngâ€쳌 the something to say “newspaper you life was no charge quite and it grew
In order to end you career to go out it was keen?
The unit only bad infidels you Dis where it will step on with the tiptoe was knowing the thing
With them Abdullah sulfur whom it has it sleeps. “

“Even capture the sunshine and you it sees last in Brooke,
And send the regret to Caesar.
This goes out and the thing in order to die it was going it means
Ivan Sea skavinsky skivar. “

Ivan talked “you friend finally
You will be beneficial fears a some.
Ne'er you to revive them and not to repeat,
Abdullah Sea sulfur who have them it sleeps. “

This from mamalouk faces skibouk which talk that
“With Allahu Akbar " external needles.
Intention to kill the gold which does not decrease and it is for
Ivan hazard skavinsky skivar.

Them avoid, assault they overcome the mule
Them did and the company they spilled the blood of the many thing.
World-wide, rarely, the man who does not break a joke,
The food something to say initially in location.

All 'it fought that night in the lower part of light yellow month
Religious them came to be audible from far.
This comes and the variety is company one reputation,
skivar Abdel and Ivan.

For a long time with knife life extraction Abdel
Actually, shouts, “the joy which calls a song!â€쳌
Him as calmuck where it has that stratagem surprised and it sought and it put out,
Count down Ivan skavinsky skivar.

Sultan payments which are to the city of red flight range crested,
The victor forecast with the fact that it will call a song.
But he in order to listen a different breath jar now in order to approach just was stimulated in only him
Abdullah sulfur who have them it sleeps.

From the spectacle which is his green onion also Caesar Petrovitch,
From when him which it combines it is new crested.
When exchanging the up-to-date line, the loach it arrives
Ivan skavinsky skivar.

Grave altitude of lap above Nanube which is a green onion in the place,
And 'from quality and space that place destruction
When “you being strange passing, hazard intend the spirit
Abdullah sulfur who have them it sleeps. “

From which place from the black sun 1 dark night, darkness,
In order to spread out far the green onion which happens nearly and.
It the unit with nomination made almost after
Ivan from skavinsky skivar.

Maskovic where the virgin who has the color remains defends,
In lower part of light of Bali polar region star.
Her it is famous and it whispers and so them cry at any time
Ivan is skavinsky skivar.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 10:16 AM

llareggyb,

I just translated your reversed name into Cymraeg then back to English, I got 'Buggerall!'

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: llareggyb (inactive)
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 01:24 PM

This very easily becomes addicting -- I will restrict myself to two familiar lines re-rendered via German, which oddly enough come out sounding not German at all but more like a fortune-cookie proverb:

Pleasure of love takes only one moment:
Unfortunate affair of love lasts all life.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 08:19 AM

The SHINING YOUNGSTER Of the CABIN.

He is of a pretty female, data that will understand.
Her brain was placed rambling in a foreigner ground.
It has ' in a s of clothes it was equipped.
And she appeared courageous.'
E has with a captain compels, to serve one year.

It puts it that it is of the captain to the edge.
In the great joy is seemed.
To think that the captain compelled a youngster.
Of similar shining cabin.
E it time that canine e hugged, and it hobbled.
Zoo had = to the toy piece.
But ' twas if captain must with effect be known.
Come private knowing of the youngster of shining cabin.'

Its faces were already it, as frozen its was it hat-krill.
It does not consider frequent that the Marine above.
Mentioned rats and as riparian.
But the cake that eats of the captain its colour destroys well them.
E swelled of a Nell beauty, cuts the youngster of shining cabin.

As for the vacant of the Biscay our courageous ship gap flogging.
Between the Marine, a terrible series harms coming.
It do grin hole of it hammocks for its destroyed rest.
The youngster of shining cabin had complained of it aches.

Better doctor, the cabin youngster has my time to it came cried.
Is the doctor and made I must die that certainly me.
The doctor was of it already could, a-glim latch end pet.
Because for a cabin youngster one rap aria or wires could think.

Now that, if the Marine they to understand the favour.
Who had started to join.
The child does not belong to nobody ours, jeer solemnly.
E puts it the joy to the captain has me.
Mine desires says better them."
Because it or to be you, or train the shining youngsters of cabin.""

The plate each one of the risky comrades and to drink us.
Go the success to the commerce.
E equally to the cabin youngster that nor the man nor rap aria was.
E if the wars had another time to increase to destroy our Marine.
Very good, here hopes the more massive elephants.
Outstandingly talented youngster of shining cabin.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 09:19 AM

Bender blue.

The green onion is, the bender,
presumption it buys,
Bender green,
It goes out and wages one time,
presumption it buys,
You is a queen.

Bender green,
presumption it buys,
Bender blue,
You presumption must love me whom it buys
In order to love.

On the bottom of the valley,
presumption it buys,
Grow the flower in the place,
Dawns, presumption the song grudge
which it buys all
The angle it will decrease from.

What kind of location it is young,
fraud it buys,
Bay Najin maid,
It develops at the bottom,
fraud it buys,
In lower part of shadow.

That place them do
presumption it buys,
Kiss and court of justice.
Everyday fine,
presumption it buys,
It will make sports.

I this presumption of them it buys,
listened the fact that it will reveal
Goes out about under getting near in order to come
You and I presumption it buys,
May deceives together.

That type of fraud and fraud
About from while committing a fraud,
You, presumption it buys, will love
My first dog

You and I presumption it buys,
Each one,
We, presumption it buys, will deceive
It was more serious.

The green onion is, the bender,
presumption it buys,
Bender green,
Me wages, presumption it will buy, and
You must be the queen.

Bender green, presumption it buys,
Bender blue,
You must love my presumption it buys,
In order to love.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 10:07 AM

The NETWORK PLOWS INCREASED.

Chore.

The network rose of the Estonian of that the dance with yonder guards grows.
And you with the team쳌fs lilies honest event one had been worth the valley.
Teams if you, who run of Boyne, evacuate the toilets.
My roles of the sprits eleven ploughs you then any honestly.

It eats you concerning the hills, my lass Irish nice.
You eat relating to the hills you your darling.
Trans pierces you choose, roles, and I쳌fll make the oath.
And I쳌fll is for always your truth swindles you. '

Twas demoralized Killarney ' the S the wood of that us green was mislaid.
And the moon and stiff them.
The moon glands tee is the rays closed you to him.
Delicious event been worth applied you to him.
And it swore she쳌fd for always my roles are to you.

They its the separation of this my you them breads will not be.
Them its the objection a mine been worth to you.
His thing distorts one been worth is not confined already my Irish lass nice.
My organ that it is cutting off forever.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 04:37 AM

ST. Bell of maul [li]
Word, it is more wrong [su] Furber. Music, A. Emmett Adam [su].
New York: Ascherberg, stock company of Hopwood & great ambitions © 1917.

1. In feeling maze fortune eventide bell of saint maul [li]
Will love me, in order to you side unyielding spirit will call;
And at outside from sound of ocean from valley,
I will know and [iss], you, to be like that and the point wait it waited me.

Singing together: Bell of saint maul [li], Oh-oh!! Them are calling the thing the wild [u] ten:00 five
Young love, the truth one love which comes from the ocean;
It does so and when the deep-red leaf falls, me it loves,
The love kind hazard you, is at the ring and that outside to become roundly at the outside.

2. St. I you or with that place will wait in the entrance of maul [li]
Has it ribbon of my/your, blues from the wedding dress which is soft.
St. The sweet voice song will do from the church of maul [li].
Hazard you and me, most it was valuable, the [wey] [ting] the bell became roundly.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 06:21 AM

Apple sinew and lemons.

Apple sinew and lemons.
Say the bells of Saint Lenient.
You are me five farthings chargeable.
Say the bells of Saint Martins.

When you will me pay?
Say the bells of old blockhouse wall.
When I grow richly.
Say the bells of the ditch of the coast.

When will that be?
Say the needy clock of step.
I am not certainly I the sweet.
The large bell says at arc.

Here a candle comes switch on you to bed.
Here your head it falls and the contact breaker.
Which is to cut small, comes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 10:40 AM

THE SISTER CLOCKS MARY.

The words, the counterfeiter of Douglas fir.
The music, A. Emmett Adam.
New York: The contactors Moons, Hopwood & the crew, Ltd. © the 1917.

Clocks of the gestures ten holy Mary to eventide.
I, at your page more grunters will call to come.
And in valley, in the noise of overseas.
Me sweet you me will expect to wait.

CHOIR.

The clocks of the holy Mary ah! They to call want.
The recent love, the true love of overseas coming.
And so much mine expensively, if red the cases page through.
The dear clocks will ring me from you and from the bells, for.

With Port i.e. the St Mary, which I wait will/them also.
Into their tender marriage clothes with its volumes of blue.
In the church of the sisters Mary.
The geese guess ten voices will sing.
For you and me, improves, ring the marriage clocks.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: PMB
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 11:34 AM

Incy wincy spiders, it boiled the flow which increases.
The atrophy does not come and non- it washes the spider! where
The sun came out stopping as each rain this,
incy in order again to flow even wincy spiders it rose.



There was an old person
It lives from the low shoes
Her there are many children
She in order description below did not know what.
It gives the some broth to them consequently,
The what kind of bread without
After that them respectively the skin which is healthy
If, it sends them to the bed.



To sing this song performances,
Pocket enough Rye,
Kurodori 4 feathers and feather 20
It burned the pie.
When you open the cake,
The birds began singing.
Nothing lovely plate
To make the former King?

It is in this regard King SAB
Expect your money.
Sauna Queen
Eating bread and honey.
Maids in the Garden
Through clothing when
When kurodori came,
The bill is selected, separated from her nose!


Tommy kip payees
Wrong song do in the dinner,
Flexibility that why
But the basic brown?
Him it economizes the method which it does not know
The what kind of knife without?
Him it gets married the method which it does not know
The what kind of wife without?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 10:54 AM

SHOTS WHAT HAS?

Shots that have with purged Wallace.
The shots, West Ham have frequent main of the Bruce.
Welcome to your bloody bed. Odour to the victory.
The kept day and the kept hour.

For lout to fight they see the energy proud Eduardo of the approach.
Chains and the slavery.
What traitor-Angles tilt-die note would be?
What it is that can fill sepulchre with laugh?

Which base SAE as well as slave?
Delayed Objectives and he himself.
That which type of king and the law of the TIR country.
The Rapier of the freedom signs strong.

The free entablature of the man or before the man falls.
I can be followed.
Effort and the pain of oppression s!
For your conductions in that chains servile!

We will empty our dip spend doses veins.
But they are free!
Breed the proud inferior part of the Usurpers!
Tyrants the case in each enemy!
Freedom in each battle! - Or cubes make!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Sep 08 - 03:51 AM

Youth
(Sir John Bateman)

Gas Institute,
Blazing but Gym,
The man was running, X-metal,
Girl, singing a hymn,
Web when men kayak put end lorry
Captain Webb, an international,
Along Canal old boy swimming.
That is made of brick rolls,

Along the pool, swimming along
Swimming in Mayfair,
The bank paid Dawley
When you go to heaven.

The intelligence of the sun low on the railway line
The pile of bricks, the window on
International houses' return,
When I saw the spirit, mutate Quebec,
Quebec banzai, iota frumpish,
Come together for bathing suit with Gravy
Meeting Saturday night.

Drip, drip,
Religious Community Hall;
The increased and continued framework Gravy
Which faded on the outer surface of the wall.

No one Oakengates
This is because there is no fairy tale,
Iron over the valley,
And - the tour Coalbrookdale,
It said the man was also an international website
Captain Webb, an international,
Static and dead rose from an old canal
That is made of brick rolls,

Dead and rigid, harsh and dead,
Meeting on Saturday,
The bank paid Dawley
A point on his way home.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Sep 08 - 08:19 AM

THE HORSEMEN IN TOWN SKY. (Stan van Jones, 1949)


Old pork the cow it has it goes it leaves sombre and the gusty day.
In the frame in the proportion deploys raised tail.
As it has passed its stookos.
While the system of immediately full-blooded.
Lacquered rood-eyed cows that it has seen.
A - ploughing'? ;
From sordid hemline, and raises is covered in the characterizations.
Iraqi pi, Iraqi Pi.
The ghost system which coats with lacquer in town then sky.


Have their marks been found still in l'?
Have the fire and their duty become d'? Steel.
Them was in the fat black montage.
And their brilliant boiling hot breathing has it can him it feels.
The bolt of fear has goes.
From to the proportion Tay toes Bronte's ear from the sky.
For it has seen the horsemen coming'? ;
He is powerful.
And Tay toes has heard 4tre in the bereavement it shouts.
Iraqi pi, Iraqi Pi, ghost imperial Maisie in town sky.

Their contracting parts s'?
It supports, their eyes it was soiled.
And the jackets he was all time then complete.
They'? ;
Re riding'? ;
This system lacquered, but these ain'? ;
So that it includes intensely? '? ;
They have included the tea?
Me Jesus'?
Up to there. '? ;
The cause for they'? ;
They have acquired queue'?
Has goes to the cover via for always in this number in town sky.
Is the horses snorting'? ;
L'? Fire; in the proportion Tay toes it hears goes then their cry.
Iraqi pi, Iraqi Pi, ghost imperial Maisie in town sky.

In the proportion the horsemen of them markets.
In the big steps from Tay toes have heard.
They are anachronous and merits the name?
If you want to keep your Ahmed'?
Does the hell have - riding'? ;
Into our n number.
Later this, it changes four fjords'?
Hugh Kaolin M.P., oil your ways or you will go with us.
A - tryin'? ;
For devil'? ;
Include? The s system
Lacquered from them inexperienced skies.쳌h
Iraqi pi, Iraqi Pi, ghost imperial Maisie in town sky.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 Sep 08 - 10:04 AM

O McCartney, McCartney (Water Supply)

Water can not be real Poke period,
Should wings to fly,
Oh, and access to some small boats,
And I really love my work

Another day in the field (a) - under
A - both gay men well, collecting flowers,
A - both red and blue flowers of this assembly,
I can think a little love.

I am a little soft seasoned real Bush,
Beautiful flowers and kept thinking,
I stick my finger bone of a young man,
Left alone, produces more flowers.

I am against any farmer Gangback Yangoak,
It is thought in wood,
But first, and then break that curve,
My love for me to do so to prove false.

Ships sailing on the sea,
It expressed deep depth to suit Read,
But I fell in love so deep,
I do not care whether Walter before.

Where planted love, I'm there, and growth,
It is like a flower growing roses
It was sweet fragrances and happy
Pseudopod of flowers on the ground, you excel.

Many of liberalization should I do, or, go free,
People who do not love me, love my hands?
Why I play such a part childhood
Loves the boy and breaking my heart?

Oh, love, love is handsome and fine,
It was true love, involvement
Previous growth grew colder,
Fade away like the morning dew.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Sep 08 - 10:39 AM

Distinguishes the phantom Woogie bugle boy.

[The Tang ray, Prince Hughie 1941 year]


He is from an old Chicago way renowned loudspeaker person.
He has the recognition phantom style, which nobody possibly plays.
He is the top person in his craft.
On the other hand, when his digit comes out.
And he goes drink the rough draft.
He's in present armies, he쳌fs a-blowing.
So gets out of bed for a number two.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

They cause him to play his Uncle Sam bugle.
It reduced him truly, because of his couldn쳌ft' t jam.
Captain as if understood.
As a result of next day Cap' Exited, and has drafted the belt.
When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
And the company jumps now.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

Blows, blows deceives Eve and Ada to blow.
He blows its eight pair of bars - in the recognition phantom rhythm.
His can' t moves the note, only if bass and guitar.
Is playing' Uses ' He.
When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
He causes the company to jump.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

He is the company B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.
And, when he plays distinguishes the phantom woogie bugle.
He' s equally busy achievement buzz bee.
And, when he uses it.
He causes the company to jump and eight arrive at the bar.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

The loudspeaker loudspeaker loudspeaker.
The loudspeaker deceives Eve and Adam.
To blow deceives Eve and Adam, the loudspeaker loudspeaker.
He blows its eight pair of bars.
His can' t moves the note.
If bass and guitar isn't With ' TeeHee.
When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
He jumps with the company.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

He invests the boy and the recognition phantom sleeps every night.
And wakes they in early the bright identical way.
They pat their hand, and seals their foot.
Because they knew how he does use.
When somebody strikes him.
When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
He truly destroys it.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

Dada, dad makes dada.
Dada, dad makes dada.
Dada, dad makes dada.
Dada, dad makes dad.

When he plays gets out of bed for a number two.
He jumps with the company.
He' s Corporation B. recognition phantom woogie bugle boy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 09:32 AM

Bailey's Engine Indulgent

Bailey indulged in the engine,
It is always necessary repairs,
And, according to Power,
She is 4 miles per hour

The red area of the enemy?
Very interesting sight before jerk suitor this?

Gower night's dream run
She was 20 miles per hour-
Russia is part whistled through her,
Surprised her half of the country.

Her second-indulgent Mountain-hand,
He was magnificent, and her dodo,
Her case, the driver of crude oil to go!
Friends, she almost burst her to the boiler.

Rena Bailey's brother indulgent,
Her life is chilblain-
She is like this and we try to make the stockings.
However, her food is really surprising.

Bailey's brother Rupert indulgent
Participated in the stand-off half - Newport
Llanelli when you play against,
Anyone can ship to which children.

Daughter Bailey is flattering,
She is a case somebody outer-
The reason is quite beyond her.
However, graphically, with the veil bon appétit.

Guns, indulgent Bailey, Wexford
Admission to pass.
However, he saw it, pretty bars,
And he never left the place.

Oh, it's one heart - rending
He indulged in a small engine to drive,
He has tunnel bloomin afraid,
Prone Shapiro Trinidad.

Bailey spoil a small engine,
He also could not bugle.
But the steam higher
He fire with water.

Yes, he is dead, indulgent Bailey,
And those tubes to him,
But, yeah, that they have a knock-
Bailey spoil the unique jokes.

Now, he was the devil,
However, he was the same rod-run
To set one's
Barford ham at the top.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Dec 08 - 04:03 AM

Black is the colour my genuine love hair ,
Her lips are like certain rose upright ,
He has the sweetening smile,and the mild hand ,
Again I love the land where at he standstill

I love my love,and well he know ,
I love the land where aire he goes ,
I Bigeye tuna sixth sign of Chinese zodiac the sun self-styled rather cactus
When he again I coup d'etat rondo be as one

I Go attached to the Clyde again moan again sobbing ,
Ffor satisfied I ner good be ,
I artist her atto- letter,just atto- faint short speech ,
Again I feel pain death atto- thousand 8
[ repeater toe first verse :^)]

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Dec 08 - 06:35 AM

Must be due to gout and is a dream. Felicia & Bordeaux Bryant 1958

Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Will go out and when wanting you from the arm.
Will go out and when the whole wanting your and your charm.
Goes out and wants you at any time, must be due to gout, is.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.

Will go out and when feeling blue from night.
And you is hard in me and does the necessity which catches.
Goes out and wants you at any time, must be due to gout, is.
Dream ea ea ea exam.

I your lip of the wine which tastes mine in you.
Always night or one.
Only trouble, they are gee whiz.
I' m dreaming' Far life.

The possibility I dying there is I and to be like that you in necessity.
Loves to be like this and so to do.
Goes out and wants you at any time, must be due to gout, is.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Dream ea ea ea exam.

I your lip of the wine which tastes mine in you.
Always night or one.
Only trouble, they are gee whiz.
I' m dreaming' Far life.
The possibility I dying there is I and to be like that you in necessity.
Loves to be like this and so to do.
Goes out and wants you at any time, must be due to gout, is.

Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.
Dream ea ea ea exam dream, dream and dream.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 19 Dec 08 - 08:41 AM

English to Chinese and back again.

I hope that I am in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten, and to avoid, evade, avoid, Dixieland. In Dixieland I was born in the early morning of a cold, avoid, avoid, avoid, Dixieland. Then, I hope I am in the South, left, disappeared in Dixieland I would like my position, life and death in the South, to leave, leave, leave the southern part of the South.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 06:12 AM

The country is still far from
When the young hero of the country is facing
Habib is near, and sighed, a;
But, again, to cool
From the point of view, or cry,
His grave is on your mind.

Singing Wildlife
Her love for the plains of Origin
Ev'ry waking her love - intellectual
Ah! I think they are smaller
What seems to Delicious
How the heart of the singer
Broken.

He lives with his love
He died in his country
They say that life
Is it nested -
And can quickly reach tears
His country, and dry
His love too long
Keep your back.

Oh! Look at her grave:
Where the rest of the sun,
If tomorrow, and the glorious promises;
It is a beautiful area O'er, and excellence in all
As a smile on the West
Hollywood
The island of grief.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 06:20 AM

Harp, and every room in the Tara

Harp, Tara Hall, a Soul music is now pumped
As Cod dam wall as if his soul had fled.
So, what day of the ancient basin
Rishidasu glory, so emotional,
Very heart of every heartbeat,
More information about the pulse of now, I think.

No head, women's life, from Harp,
Add the cod: code yourself, rest at night.
Tells the story of the destruction.
Now wake up and free of charge,
Beat just can not.
When broken the heart of some of Indignant,
And but see, he lived.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Joe Offer
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 01:42 PM

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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 08:17 AM

The other woman did and applied inferiority but, it was the mark.

The other woman did and applied inferiority but, it was the mark.
Abundant possession man' domestic animal; the whim of s.
Resident in other things the other woman, then the other woman who the other remainder is done first.
Resident in she' Resident in s lost the mark of the other woman before the name letter.

It' Giving jams world.
It쳌f duty rub other things are short the little person.
It' Pleasant brie other things gold chip
Isn't all that the thing which blooms?

Then as for other woman in London leaving blacks.
For the sake of in order the mark blotch of the other woman and to hide.
The wealth possession harmony over there collection the mark other woman who meets already in the powerful person the person.
Resident in and the other woman before the lost the name letter of the other woman, the re-next.

It' Giving jams world.
It쳌f duty rub other things are short the little person.
It' Pleasant brie other things gold chip
Isn't all that the thing which blooms?

England couple be low to other than institute.
Gathering coo because resident in law under crime line.
Other than under domestic animal of resident in inferior feeling.
As for the going food rib to the mark which you walk transit.

It' Giving jams world.
It쳌f duty rub other things are short the little person.
It' Pleasant brie other things gold chip
Isn't all that the thing which blooms?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 10:21 AM

AZE or CAT ARLE. Leon Rosselson, Roy hemp cloth reason etc. etc. Frankie cancers [us] [thus] long.

On front of this, bondage doomed'?
Oh-oh! Ocean mistaken.
The head sees puts, young lady to boil the ling see.
On front of this, bondage doomed'?

Oh-oh! Ocean mistaken.
The head sees puts, young lady to boil the ling see.
Says hello o young twain.
Says hello o young twain.
Inside me dad.
Inside me dad it reveals young twain lo in me.
Says hello of young twain.
Inside me dad. Inside me dad.

Broodier taw Oh-oh! They are epic where says.
Ay sees the ling sees boils to see.
In compliance with the head which measures at span innumerable difficulties.
Broodier taw Oh-oh! They are epic where says.
Ay meets the span above the very sees, boils see the ling.

We us acquire do not give in case from the jail.
For the freedom where we go existentialist.

Heavy shipment, heavy shipment.
And to have and the real force go.

Us children l' Authorization? Africa.
For the freedom where we go existentialist.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 12:37 AM

For mangled lyrics, you can't beat this one:

"So gets out of bed for a number two." (from Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy)

LOL

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 08:11 AM

Buys the broom long broom.

If you want the long broom to sweep clear your house.
Comes to see my young girl, you will have your choice.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

Penny long broom, plank ranger.
If you will not buy, I'll hatch them in mine behind.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If I have a horse, I will have a cart.
If I have a wife, she will adopt my part.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

Has me, but the wife, I cared that whose doesn't have her is.
If she is the woman, that' enough s I.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If that she is healthy, then I'll think that it is correct.
If that she is ugly, what쳌fs possibility in evening?

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If she likes the whereabouts cake, she and I쳌fd agreed.
If her didn쳌ft쳌ft likes, thereare many I.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If that she is fruitful, then I쳌fd reveal it fairly.
If that she is barren, compares major general is my care.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

If that she is young, how will be happy I will be.
If that she is old, will be quicker she to die.

Buys the broom long broom; Buys them, when they' Rejuvenation.
The good mad Rona flower cultivation's cylinder, the improvement never grows.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 12:48 AM

Ya know, it would really help if the original English-lyric song were identified adjacent to these mangled 'translations'.   Half the time I have no clue what the actual lyrics or title may be.
It would be a lot funnier to me if I could see just how distorted the 'translations" are.

G

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 11:55 AM

One, 2 and 3 o' Clock and 4 o' Clock and stone.
5, 6 and 7 o' Clock and 8 o' Clock and stone.
9, 10 and 11 o' Clock and 12 o' Clock and stone.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
Put in place the rag being cut off where you are delightful,
how connect my?

We' When the clock strikes one, when being pleasant, you pass ll.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.

When the clock strikes two, three and four.
Band we' If it decelerates; the scream of all because many.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.

When the chime sounds five, six and seven.
We' all is the right with the best heaven.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.

It' Time; in s a little more than 8, 9, 10 and 11.
I' As for all going' so it is; Forcing so.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.

When the clock strikes 12, we' as for all then it cools.
Rocking' Begin; Not to go to bed for the second time.
We' Not to go to bed shaking the thing tonight which re-goes.
We' in order, shaking, re-going to shake, in order to shake, the ' To true [tusk] daytime.
We' Tonight it goes, shaking shaking re-going not to go to bed.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:02 PM

I'm a cat and mouse, and bats, I
GNU Naneun the kangaroos, and does not
I'm not loose, goose, deer or not,
I have a mole and I live in a hole.

I have cattle and nutrition, or plant, I do not
I, or hake, or that snakes do not dry keureul
I have fleas, I chimpanzee or not
I have a mole and I live in a hole.

Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, in 92 deep-fried or boiled,
Slick chick I dig that you
Lamb or lamb I'm not quiet, so
I'm a pig frogs and dogs, not
I hop a bus or a number potomus
I have a mole and I live in a hole.

Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, in 92 deep-fried or boiled,
Slick chick, I dig that you
I was pregnant and random access memory or non-oyster
I'm a pig and dogs and frogs, it is not
I am not a bus, let
I have a mole and I live in a hole.
I have a mole and I live in a hole.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:18 PM

All boys and girls who are my age
Francois Resistance

All men and women my age
Walking the streets of
All men and women my age
I know this means happy

Hand-eye and hand-eye
They are in love, and worry about tomorrow, not walk
Yes, but I am alone in the street, on pain of soul
Yes, because nobody loves me, but I'm going to go alone

My days my nights
The same in all respects
But to be unhappy at the whole issue
Not a whisper: "I know you," I love my ears

All men and women my age
Do you have plans for the future
All men and women my age
I very well know what it means that

Hand-eye and hand-eye
They are in love, and worry about tomorrow, not walk
Yes, but I am alone in the street, on pain of soul
Yes, because nobody loves me, but I'm going to go alone

My days my nights
The same in all respects
But to be unhappy at the whole issue
Oh, the sun will shine me?

Boys and girls my age
Soon reached the corner of my love?
Boys and girls my age
I do not know that one day,

Hand in hand, his eyes and the eyes of Office Automation
I was very happy to not worry about tomorrow
Arthritis Today, I will suffer all the soul
Arthritis of the day, I need to find someone to love

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:33 PM

The Tipputouchurippu
(Arudyubin / blur Qiao)

The Windows Time, Windows client, this is ......
Tiptoe through the tulips are coming!

..... The end of the shadow of the willow fingers
Tiptoe tulips with me!


Knee deep in flowers, we have adopted an excuse shower.
When you kiss, at any time, can lead to the garden or allow?

Tiptoe through the tulips are coming!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 06:25 AM

I' M there is HENERY 8th, I. Malay and Weston.

Don' as for t who you' you have known whether; Re-see;
Now look at me! 쳌eThey bit off me knob, you know!
Looked again; now examines me and my lump's position,
I am, belongs to the emperor's clan.
I' How it occurred, you inform all; I got married with widow Burch.
And I when I walked restlessly from the church was the English king.
쳌gOf the thing which outside the people was begun and shouts; Buttocks, hooray!
쳌gAforementioned I " Your knee, it' Profit do;
The coronation day of s! "

Chorus.
I' m there is Henery 8th, I!
As for Henery 8th, me, there is I, it is!
I got married to the being placed next of the widow.
She' you have gotten married s 7 time ago.
And each one was Henery.
Her wouldn쳌ft' There is urine or a sum in it.
I' m her 8th old person showed Henery. There is Henery 8th I!

I the Cumberland duke left the pub of town.
Directly, 1-2 vagabonds I had delayed the crown.
I sat down Carmen thinking of their monopolized ones in the bucket.
I was put with the throne with my subject you surrounding.
Person of pot, proverb and 쳌gIt came;
Sleeping in the house continue!쳌h
Aforementioned I " This time another word and off'
Say; all goes your head!쳌h

This time, being wax workmanship exhibition a little before.
The beautiful show where I made between the kings,
me it was sat down.
In well old Elizabeth queen one world,
쳌gYou shouted; Wotcher Rizzo!
쳌gWhile the people pierced my rib,
saying, " I this is who, think in doubt!
쳌gAs for one,쳌h You said; It' Peace of St. Charley! "
I then obtained the nail.
I shout, 쳌gDemonstrates your ignorance!쳌h
Equally waxy looks like you to like.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Sassyschoolmarm
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 06:57 AM

Hehehehe

Hotel California

Warm smell of colitis up in the air

My head grew heavy and my eyes were wet

They bite with their knives of steel
But they can not simply kill the animal

The last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to return the course to find
At the point where I was before
"Relax," said the man at night
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check out is always possible
But you can never leave! "

Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen

The fall and major lift minor
The king composing Hallelujah confused

Well, maybe there is a God above
But everything I learned to love
War, like someone pulled YA would derive
And this is not a cry is heard, you at night
This is not someone who has seen the light
It is a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 08:35 AM

Are you this lonely evening? Turkish Roy and Lou factotum 1926.

Are you this lonely evening?
Me you miss this evening?
Then we are sadly separately deprived?
Of your memory; eager to on a sunny day more clearly.
If you me and you embraces; called; Loves?

Appear rest naked emptiness in your living room.
And? The tail confirms you for with your threshold and me?
Their heart is filled with the pain, I will again return?
The best tell your softies this evening lonely?

J' intrigued are or you쳌f; the lonely RH this evening.
IT weak from squelch queue' one that of the worlds a stage said.
And everyone must play a role.
The fate has me this in l' had; Loves you plays as my love.

L' Action was us s' is at this time met me.
By you with the first view held.
THEY have so much reasonably your line and n' read.
Then come l' never missed a guideline.
Action two appeared to change itself and you strangely acted.
And why as l never wet it.

The honey held you at this time lied you said by me you.
And I n' a cause had doubt you.
But I쳌f; D hears rather further it lunges.
Then you live on.
Now the stage is naked, and I am there.
With the round emptiness it.

And if you will not return to me.
To let it sink on the curtain.
Their heart is filled with the pain, I will again return?
The best tell your softies this evening lonely?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 09:29 AM

Bridges is my model is very modern.
What is the play
Gilbert and Sullivan.

    Bridges really modern, and I'm Model
    I, the information vegetable, animal, mineral
    I'm the king of England, I know off the historic battle
    Make sure the water in the marathon.
    I know better than math materials
    I understand the simple equation quadratical
    I-O is the binomial theorem about the news "you live
    facts about many of the hypotenuse square gloom.

    I have very good integration.
    Animalculous know the name of science:
    Vegetables, animals and minerals of the problem, namely
    Bridges is my model is very modern.


    The King Arthur myth and Kara, I'm history that I know of.
    Answer hard acrostics, experience'm quite bhfrithchosúlacht
    Heliogabalus, provide in criminal elegiacs
    Connick is a feature I parabolous floor.
    And you can say without doubt Rafaerujerarudodouzu Zoffanies
    Aristophanes the chorus of the concert, there I know!
    Then, I heard in court before the fugue of music you can Hum
    Apron sink with the devil every sound of the whistle.

    So I wrote wedge-shaped bill allows washing Babylonian
    I was not equal, the data please let us know your Caractacus:
    Vegetables, animals and minerals of the problem, namely
    Bridges is my model is very modern.


    In fact, I "I", and the bulwark "'that are important to obtain prior mamelon
    Rifles, rifles Mauser, the scene literally, but
    Currently, flights and wondering what I want to be more aireach
    And I know what exactly the Commission
    What happens before the modern gun, the learning
    I know the tactics, rather than the monastic novice
    The strategy will encourage retail elements -
    Commander Guy is not a better seat.

    Instead of military information, I am brave adventury
    You made on stage at the beginning of the twentieth century.
    However, the problem of vegetable, animal or mineral,
    Bridges is my model is very modern.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 09:44 AM

"And you can say without doubt Rafaerujerarudodouzu Zoffanies
    Aristophanes the chorus of the concert, there I know!'

Easy for you to say!! 8-)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 10:07 AM

Glendalough disciple. Spanish dervish Behan.

Is occupied by the old disciple in Glendalough.
Enables to have the fame for his academic society and reverent.
His way is curious and is classically elegant.
And he regards as has the disparity girl.

Fol de rol deceives all day,
fol de rol deceives the old person with youthful attitudes.
Fol de rol deceives all day,
fol de rol deceives the old person with youthful attitudes.

He likes studying.
When he possibly has his desire.
He liked his hanger throwing.
In all fries.

Well evening he landed the trout.
He landed a very big trout, gentleman.
When from way Kathleen.
Comes to see that my old member is a gentleman.

" Then, leaves our type, " The disciple said. "
Regarding me is a great reverent person.
And I have politeness I wouldn't, it쳌fs infected.
Not through mix with feminine society." ,

But complete gambling stake she wouldn' t submits.
And, when he has the family his rockery garden.
His the old cock being high and sighed with wiping.
Then, he has given a pitiful biological vibration.

And I wished police to seize him.
Threw her right regarding him to enter the lake.
And she was pasted on the bottom

Passes on a message from that unusual day.
The Kathleen ghost can see in the river.
And the disciple has not raised his hand.
Has died regarding him of this correct fever.