BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:11 PM

Ah poor old guest 6.01 doesn't like it when the object of his/her bullying has supporters. Much more fun kicking someone around when there is no one there to watch eh? Carry on you are giving us all a great laugh now. Trouble is it is at your expense.

If you take out the false teeth and whistle real slow you might sound like the start of a wave.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:12 PM

Calling a sheep a dog will not make it bark.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:13 PM

Ooops here we go - guest 6.10 is joining in the ripple effect. Altogether now..........whoooooooooossssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:14 PM

LOL. With or without our teeth in?

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:15 PM

Ah poor old guest 6.01 doesn't like it when the object of his/her bullying has supporters

Worng guest. I dislkie anyone who supports shabmles' perpetual bullying of the mods.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:17 PM

Hey guest 6.15 put those teeth back in they are interfering with your sepllnig.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:18 PM

I also dislike supporters of lies.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:19 PM

whoahhhhhhhhh there we have ourselves a breaker - go fetch those boards chaps. Surf's up.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:22 PM

That was pretty good: "We have ourselves a breaker."

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:23 PM

IMO, we need more humour here and less bullshit.

Two guys driving down the road. One says, "Hey, what's in the bag?"

Other guy says, "I got a bottle of wine for my wife."

First guy says, "Good trade."

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:25 PM

Well give us something better than that tired old joke then.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:28 PM

No, no. no. It's your turn.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:29 PM

BTW: Forget this 'us' bullshit. You speak for yourself.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:31 PM

Where's the fuckin' joke? get yer shit together. C'mon, I got stuff to do.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:31 PM

OK, if you do not like us.

Please don't bore our forum with such tedious jokes.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:38 PM

At great risk of stating the obvious: The forum belongs to Max. There IS no 'our'.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:40 PM

I know. Please tell that to shambles. I only used it because he keeps refering to "our" forum. If I was to correct that, you would moan about shamble's detractors.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:41 PM

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:42 PM

Tell me when I post a joke you like. It would make my day.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: bobad
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:45 PM

A male surfer had just caught a great wave and was paddling out when a beginning female surfer took off on a wave, wiped out and her board headed directly toward the male surfer. Sure enough, her board hit him, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, curled up on his board in agony. The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize. She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his pain. "Ummph, ooh, nnooo, I'll be alright... I'll be fine in a few
minutes", he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his board shorts and put her hands inside, beginning to massage him. "Does that feel better?", she asked. "Ohhh, Yeah....It feels *really* great", he replied, "But my thumb still hurts like hell!"

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:47 PM

Try again. That was an improvement. It did raise a smile.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:48 PM

Peace's joke raised the smile. I dodn't think Bobad is trying yet.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:54 PM

Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other -

























Do you know how to drive this thing?

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:56 PM

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:56 PM

This is more like it. Keep 'em coming. But let's move to the 85 billion thread, OK?

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:01 PM

Are you sure? My money is on this thread beating the 85 billion thread to 85 billion.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST,surf's up
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:02 PM

Make your mind up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:04 PM

I'm trying.

How's about we ask the mods to move the jokes from this thread to help the 85 billion thread along?

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:10 PM

Too risky. Is there an R in the month and a prevailing wind?

Let's just move.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:12 PM

OK

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 07:56 PM

" Like Shambles and now Ron Olesko..."

Or the same guest

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 08:15 PM

Don't make the thread unhappy again Ron. We left it as a happy fun thread. Come join the 85 billion thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 09:15 PM

Pshaw!   Who is making it unhappy?????????????

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 09:40 PM

Those unhappy with the mods, those unhappy with those who are unhappy with the mods and those unhappy with those who are unhappy with those who are unhappy with the mods.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: number 6
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 09:44 PM

"Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing"

.. excerpt from Shiny Happy People REM


sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 09:44 PM

The Shambles: Blah blah blah blah blah DAMN MODERATORS blah blah blah blah blah DAMN EDITORS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DAMN EVERYONE blah blah blah blah blah TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah THIS IS WHATS REALLY WRONG WITH THE WORLD blah blah blah blah blah blah blah WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY TOOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS blah blah blah blah blah blah YOU JUST DONT GET IT blah blah blah blah blah DAMN MODERATORS blah blah blah blah.....................

Guest: YAWN.

The Shambles: Blah blah blah blah blah DAMN MODERATORS blah blah blah blah blah DAMN EDITORS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DAMN EVERYONE blah blah blah blah blah TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah THIS IS WHATS REALLY WRONG WITH THE WORLD blah blah blah blah blah blah blah WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY TOOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS blah blah blah blah blah blah YOU JUST DONT GET IT blah blah blah blah blah DAMN MODERATORS blah blah blah blah.....................

Guest: YAWN

The Shambles: Blah blah blah blah blah DAMN MODERATORS blah blah blah blah blah DAMN EDITORS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DAMN EVERYONE blah blah blah blah blah TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah THIS IS WHATS REALLY WRONG WITH THE WORLD blah blah blah blah blah blah blah WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY TOOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS blah blah blah blah blah blah YOU JUST DONT GET IT blah blah blah blah blah DAMN MODERATORS blah blah blah blah.....................

Guest: YAWN

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Joe Offer
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 10:22 PM

Are we at #2000 yet?

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: The Shambles
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 02:22 AM

Jolly good jokes

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: The Shambles
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 08:31 AM

At great risk of stating the obvious: The forum belongs to Max. There IS no 'our'.

The website that our forum is on may or may not still belong to Max. The view has always been encouraged that our forum is what all the contributors make it.

Perhaps those who do judge this to be our forum can take this issue up with the current Chief of the Mudcat Editing team?

[PM] Joe Offer BS: Censorship on Mudcat (1009* d) RE: BS: Censorship on Mudcat 31 Mar 05

Well, I have to agree with Shambles that Max seems to convey the idea that this is "our" forum. However, it also seems quite clear that very few of us want "our" forum to be taken over by those who would wish to make it a place of combat and chaos.

So, Max appointed some of us to try to keep down the worst of the nastiness. We don't do enough to satisfy some people (Clinton Hammond, for example), and we do too much to satisfy Shambles.

So, we continue to stumble along what we see as the middle path, knowing that we will never satisfy everybody. Such is life.

-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: musical traditions
From: The Shambles
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 12:15 PM

thread name clarification

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 01:36 PM

as I read the rules, Shambles may post certain types of commentary ONLY on this thread...I saw nothing in the rules to prevent others from posting on this thread. A few jokes might dilute things a bit...*grin*


so, there were two goldfish in a bowl, and one says to the other, "Ok, smarty, if there's no God, who changes the water?"

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: The Shambles
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 02:55 PM

List of all joke threads

Where you will be able to place your own jokes and find plenty of others for you to grin about.

And where you won't have to see my posts or feel you have keep refreshing this thread only to moan about them.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Wesley S
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 02:58 PM

Isn't refreshing this thread a good thing?

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Peace
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 03:15 PM

Shambles: Have a good day.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: The Shambles
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 03:16 PM

Isn't refreshing this thread a good thing?

Are you confused now and need someone to tell you what the current plan is?

Well it wasn't to be a good idea - then it was - then it was plan B....

Wesley S - if you you have something to add to the subject under discussion in the thread - which is clearly indicated in its title - then yes, it is generally judged to be a good thing to refresh any thread with your contribution.

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: jeffp
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 03:22 PM

Trying to control others' posts again, Roger?

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 03:29 PM

Huzzah! 1100 is fast approaching!

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 03:45 PM

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. The barman replies "You're already out of your head."

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Wesley S
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 04:47 PM

"Wesley S - if you you have something to add to the subject under discussion in the thread"

I'm guessing that the operative word is "add". What if I don't have anything new to say? What if I just want to rehash the same things over and over and over again? Then is it a good idea to refresh this thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Closed threads & deleted posts.
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 05:00 PM

lol, Wesley...I think you're onto something!