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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Stilly River Sage 17 Aug 19 - 11:49 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Aug 19 - 01:24 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Aug 19 - 02:27 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Aug 19 - 03:06 PM
keberoxu 17 Aug 19 - 05:42 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Aug 19 - 09:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 Aug 19 - 07:05 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Aug 19 - 11:50 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Aug 19 - 11:34 AM
Stilly River Sage 20 Aug 19 - 12:28 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Aug 19 - 07:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Aug 19 - 01:57 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Aug 19 - 12:19 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Aug 19 - 05:15 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Aug 19 - 08:52 PM
Raggytash 24 Aug 19 - 09:10 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Aug 19 - 09:57 AM
Stilly River Sage 24 Aug 19 - 03:53 PM
Stilly River Sage 25 Aug 19 - 11:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Aug 19 - 12:02 AM
Rapparee 27 Aug 19 - 10:10 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Aug 19 - 11:03 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Aug 19 - 12:28 PM
keberoxu 29 Aug 19 - 02:25 PM
Rapparee 29 Aug 19 - 08:13 PM
keberoxu 29 Aug 19 - 10:08 PM
Rapparee 30 Aug 19 - 09:10 PM
Stilly River Sage 31 Aug 19 - 10:06 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Aug 19 - 01:45 PM
Stilly River Sage 31 Aug 19 - 03:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Aug 19 - 04:18 PM
Rapparee 31 Aug 19 - 10:14 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Sep 19 - 09:34 AM
Stilly River Sage 01 Sep 19 - 09:40 AM
keberoxu 01 Sep 19 - 10:42 AM
Stilly River Sage 01 Sep 19 - 06:56 PM
Rapparee 01 Sep 19 - 09:30 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Sep 19 - 09:41 AM
Rapparee 02 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM
keberoxu 03 Sep 19 - 03:40 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 04 Sep 19 - 10:17 AM
Stilly River Sage 04 Sep 19 - 10:40 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 04 Sep 19 - 01:35 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Sep 19 - 09:46 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Sep 19 - 10:10 AM
Stilly River Sage 05 Sep 19 - 04:54 PM
Rapparee 08 Sep 19 - 04:25 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Sep 19 - 06:28 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Sep 19 - 11:41 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Sep 19 - 12:09 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Sep 19 - 10:03 PM
Rapparee 10 Sep 19 - 01:03 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Sep 19 - 01:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Sep 19 - 02:22 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Sep 19 - 11:40 PM
keberoxu 14 Sep 19 - 06:32 PM
Stilly River Sage 14 Sep 19 - 11:13 PM
Bill D 15 Sep 19 - 02:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 Sep 19 - 04:11 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Sep 19 - 10:42 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Sep 19 - 01:39 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Sep 19 - 05:42 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Sep 19 - 11:05 AM
Stilly River Sage 21 Sep 19 - 05:51 PM
keberoxu 22 Sep 19 - 07:26 PM
Donuel 23 Sep 19 - 12:42 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Sep 19 - 04:10 PM
Rapparee 24 Sep 19 - 02:18 AM
Stilly River Sage 26 Sep 19 - 10:39 PM
keberoxu 27 Sep 19 - 02:33 PM
Rapparee 28 Sep 19 - 06:47 AM
keberoxu 29 Sep 19 - 04:48 PM
Rapparee 29 Sep 19 - 08:15 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM
Donuel 30 Sep 19 - 01:51 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Sep 19 - 02:27 PM
Rapparee 30 Sep 19 - 03:59 PM
Donuel 30 Sep 19 - 05:32 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Oct 19 - 10:45 AM
Donuel 02 Oct 19 - 11:26 AM
Stilly River Sage 02 Oct 19 - 02:33 PM
Donuel 02 Oct 19 - 05:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Oct 19 - 05:25 PM
Rapparee 02 Oct 19 - 09:11 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Oct 19 - 09:18 PM
keberoxu 03 Oct 19 - 08:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Oct 19 - 08:59 PM
Rapparee 03 Oct 19 - 10:10 PM
Rapparee 04 Oct 19 - 09:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Oct 19 - 09:26 PM
Rapparee 05 Oct 19 - 09:21 PM
Rapparee 06 Oct 19 - 09:19 PM
Rapparee 07 Oct 19 - 09:15 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Oct 19 - 11:30 PM
Rapparee 08 Oct 19 - 09:33 AM
Rapparee 08 Oct 19 - 09:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Oct 19 - 11:14 PM
Donuel 09 Oct 19 - 11:52 AM
Rapparee 10 Oct 19 - 06:29 PM
Donuel 11 Oct 19 - 07:17 AM
Stilly River Sage 11 Oct 19 - 02:37 PM
Donuel 11 Oct 19 - 03:20 PM
GUEST,The Galactic Overlord 11 Oct 19 - 09:59 PM
keberoxu 12 Oct 19 - 02:44 PM
Rapparee 12 Oct 19 - 09:59 PM
Donuel 13 Oct 19 - 06:15 AM
Rapparee 13 Oct 19 - 08:36 PM
Rapparee 13 Oct 19 - 08:52 PM
Stilly River Sage 14 Oct 19 - 11:27 PM
keberoxu 15 Oct 19 - 06:52 PM
khandu 16 Oct 19 - 05:51 PM
Stilly River Sage 16 Oct 19 - 11:59 PM
Rapparee 17 Oct 19 - 08:57 AM
Donuel 17 Oct 19 - 09:39 AM
Stilly River Sage 17 Oct 19 - 10:17 AM
Rapparee 17 Oct 19 - 06:42 PM
Donuel 17 Oct 19 - 08:50 PM
Rapparee 17 Oct 19 - 08:55 PM
keberoxu 18 Oct 19 - 03:30 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 Oct 19 - 08:48 PM
keberoxu 19 Oct 19 - 03:59 PM
Donuel 19 Oct 19 - 04:17 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Oct 19 - 05:00 PM
Rapparee 19 Oct 19 - 05:39 PM
Rapparee 19 Oct 19 - 10:00 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Oct 19 - 10:25 AM
Rapparee 21 Oct 19 - 09:12 AM
Donuel 21 Oct 19 - 01:27 PM
keberoxu 21 Oct 19 - 01:30 PM
Donuel 21 Oct 19 - 01:37 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Oct 19 - 02:37 PM
Rapparee 21 Oct 19 - 08:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Oct 19 - 11:26 AM
Rapparee 22 Oct 19 - 10:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Oct 19 - 11:13 PM
Rapparee 23 Oct 19 - 09:14 PM
Donuel 24 Oct 19 - 09:10 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Oct 19 - 04:39 PM
Donuel 24 Oct 19 - 04:48 PM
Rapparee 24 Oct 19 - 06:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Oct 19 - 07:34 PM
Donuel 25 Oct 19 - 06:49 AM
Rapparee 26 Oct 19 - 02:50 PM
Stilly River Sage 26 Oct 19 - 04:23 PM
Rapparee 27 Oct 19 - 09:43 AM
Stilly River Sage 27 Oct 19 - 11:57 AM
Rapparee 27 Oct 19 - 06:46 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Oct 19 - 07:48 PM
Rapparee 28 Oct 19 - 08:42 PM
Rapparee 28 Oct 19 - 08:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Oct 19 - 10:48 PM
Donuel 29 Oct 19 - 09:57 AM
Rapparee 29 Oct 19 - 12:52 PM
Donuel 29 Oct 19 - 01:47 PM
Donuel 29 Oct 19 - 02:32 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Oct 19 - 11:02 PM
Donuel 30 Oct 19 - 09:36 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Oct 19 - 04:10 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Oct 19 - 05:56 PM
Rapparee 30 Oct 19 - 09:59 PM
Donuel 31 Oct 19 - 08:13 PM
Rapparee 31 Oct 19 - 08:37 PM
keberoxu 01 Nov 19 - 08:53 PM
Rapparee 01 Nov 19 - 10:05 PM
Rapparee 03 Nov 19 - 01:13 PM
Rapparee 04 Nov 19 - 08:32 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Nov 19 - 11:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Nov 19 - 11:44 AM
Rapparee 05 Nov 19 - 06:35 PM
Rapparee 07 Nov 19 - 07:18 PM
keberoxu 07 Nov 19 - 07:28 PM
Rapparee 08 Nov 19 - 01:52 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Nov 19 - 07:03 PM
Rapparee 10 Nov 19 - 09:10 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Nov 19 - 12:09 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Nov 19 - 07:55 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Nov 19 - 10:37 PM
keberoxu 13 Nov 19 - 03:35 PM
Donuel 14 Nov 19 - 06:44 AM
Stilly River Sage 15 Nov 19 - 04:47 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 Nov 19 - 11:11 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Nov 19 - 11:46 AM
Rapparee 18 Nov 19 - 06:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Nov 19 - 02:37 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Nov 19 - 12:40 PM
Donuel 21 Nov 19 - 01:05 PM
Rapparee 21 Nov 19 - 09:57 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Nov 19 - 11:20 AM
Donuel 23 Nov 19 - 02:22 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Nov 19 - 12:36 AM
Stilly River Sage 26 Nov 19 - 12:04 AM
Donuel 26 Nov 19 - 05:01 PM
Rapparee 30 Nov 19 - 11:42 AM
Stilly River Sage 30 Nov 19 - 12:29 PM
Severn 30 Nov 19 - 12:38 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Nov 19 - 03:06 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Nov 19 - 07:19 PM
Rapparee 30 Nov 19 - 11:07 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Dec 19 - 11:38 AM
Stilly River Sage 01 Dec 19 - 11:55 AM
Rapparee 01 Dec 19 - 08:27 PM
Rapparee 02 Dec 19 - 08:16 PM
keberoxu 02 Dec 19 - 08:26 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Dec 19 - 11:52 AM
keberoxu 03 Dec 19 - 01:56 PM
keberoxu 04 Dec 19 - 12:22 AM
Donuel 04 Dec 19 - 06:27 AM
Rapparee 04 Dec 19 - 07:35 AM
Stilly River Sage 04 Dec 19 - 11:53 AM
Donuel 04 Dec 19 - 12:00 PM
Rapparee 05 Dec 19 - 07:23 PM
Donuel 05 Dec 19 - 08:00 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Dec 19 - 09:39 PM
Rapparee 06 Dec 19 - 08:00 AM
Donuel 06 Dec 19 - 08:18 AM
Donuel 06 Dec 19 - 09:12 AM
Donuel 06 Dec 19 - 09:26 AM
Rapparee 06 Dec 19 - 10:04 PM
Donuel 07 Dec 19 - 10:52 AM
Rapparee 07 Dec 19 - 10:30 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Dec 19 - 02:04 PM
Donuel 08 Dec 19 - 03:03 PM
Rapparee 08 Dec 19 - 09:18 PM
Donuel 09 Dec 19 - 08:19 AM
Rapparee 10 Dec 19 - 07:55 AM
Stilly River Sage 11 Dec 19 - 10:39 AM
Donuel 11 Dec 19 - 08:17 PM
Donuel 11 Dec 19 - 08:39 PM
Donuel 11 Dec 19 - 08:55 PM
Donuel 12 Dec 19 - 10:17 PM
Stilly River Sage 13 Dec 19 - 01:00 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Dec 19 - 08:30 AM
Rapparee 13 Dec 19 - 08:50 AM
Stilly River Sage 13 Dec 19 - 10:29 AM
Donuel 14 Dec 19 - 12:19 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Dec 19 - 10:14 AM
Donuel 15 Dec 19 - 10:54 AM
Rapparee 15 Dec 19 - 04:05 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 Dec 19 - 05:48 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Dec 19 - 08:49 PM
Donuel 16 Dec 19 - 07:47 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Dec 19 - 12:35 AM
Donuel 17 Dec 19 - 11:07 AM
Donuel 17 Dec 19 - 12:54 PM
Rapparee 17 Dec 19 - 02:22 PM
Rapparee 18 Dec 19 - 09:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Dec 19 - 10:51 PM
Rapparee 19 Dec 19 - 08:30 PM
Rapparee 22 Dec 19 - 08:05 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Dec 19 - 08:03 AM
Rapparee 23 Dec 19 - 08:17 AM
Rapparee 23 Dec 19 - 09:26 AM
Stilly River Sage 23 Dec 19 - 10:09 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Dec 19 - 03:31 PM
Rapparee 26 Dec 19 - 08:23 PM
keberoxu 26 Dec 19 - 08:25 PM
Rapparee 27 Dec 19 - 09:21 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Dec 19 - 11:27 PM
Donuel 28 Dec 19 - 08:40 AM
Donuel 28 Dec 19 - 09:36 AM
Rapparee 28 Dec 19 - 09:45 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Dec 19 - 10:29 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Dec 19 - 10:30 AM
Donuel 29 Dec 19 - 07:39 AM
Donuel 29 Dec 19 - 08:18 AM
keberoxu 30 Dec 19 - 07:22 AM
Rapparee 30 Dec 19 - 08:42 PM
keberoxu 01 Jan 20 - 04:35 PM
Rapparee 01 Jan 20 - 06:19 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Jan 20 - 02:39 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Jan 20 - 06:58 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Jan 20 - 07:35 PM
Rapparee 02 Jan 20 - 10:48 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Jan 20 - 11:49 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Jan 20 - 06:07 AM
Donuel 03 Jan 20 - 06:31 AM
Donuel 03 Jan 20 - 09:13 AM
Donuel 03 Jan 20 - 09:42 AM
Stilly River Sage 03 Jan 20 - 10:13 AM
keberoxu 03 Jan 20 - 01:48 PM
Rapparee 03 Jan 20 - 02:12 PM
Donuel 03 Jan 20 - 08:06 PM
Rapparee 03 Jan 20 - 09:41 PM
Donuel 04 Jan 20 - 04:20 PM
Rapparee 04 Jan 20 - 10:30 PM
Rapparee 05 Jan 20 - 05:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Jan 20 - 05:20 PM
Donuel 05 Jan 20 - 07:54 PM
Rapparee 06 Jan 20 - 07:48 AM
Donuel 07 Jan 20 - 07:34 AM
Stilly River Sage 08 Jan 20 - 12:30 PM
keberoxu 08 Jan 20 - 12:41 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jan 20 - 03:22 PM
Rapparee 08 Jan 20 - 05:06 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Jan 20 - 06:09 PM
Rapparee 08 Jan 20 - 08:24 PM
Donuel 08 Jan 20 - 08:39 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Jan 20 - 02:21 AM
Rapparee 09 Jan 20 - 08:20 AM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 08:38 AM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 01:15 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jan 20 - 02:58 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 03:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jan 20 - 05:17 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 05:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Jan 20 - 08:49 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 09:14 PM
Rapparee 09 Jan 20 - 11:24 PM
Donuel 10 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Jan 20 - 09:23 AM
Donuel 10 Jan 20 - 05:22 PM
Rapparee 10 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM
Donuel 11 Jan 20 - 09:16 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 20 - 10:18 AM
Donuel 11 Jan 20 - 10:34 AM
Rapparee 11 Jan 20 - 10:22 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Jan 20 - 10:45 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jan 20 - 11:23 AM
Donuel 12 Jan 20 - 11:49 AM
Rapparee 12 Jan 20 - 05:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jan 20 - 06:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 13 Jan 20 - 02:02 AM
Donuel 13 Jan 20 - 04:27 PM
Rapparee 13 Jan 20 - 06:35 PM
Donuel 13 Jan 20 - 07:44 PM
Rapparee 13 Jan 20 - 08:46 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Jan 20 - 11:10 PM
Donuel 14 Jan 20 - 06:25 AM
Donuel 14 Jan 20 - 08:39 AM
Rapparee 14 Jan 20 - 09:37 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Jan 20 - 06:53 AM
Rapparee 15 Jan 20 - 03:25 PM
Donuel 16 Jan 20 - 04:33 PM
Rapparee 17 Jan 20 - 08:49 AM
Donuel 17 Jan 20 - 10:48 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Jan 20 - 12:29 PM
Rapparee 17 Jan 20 - 06:44 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Jan 20 - 07:57 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Jan 20 - 08:17 PM
Donuel 17 Jan 20 - 09:43 PM
Donuel 17 Jan 20 - 10:02 PM
Rapparee 18 Jan 20 - 09:36 AM
Donuel 18 Jan 20 - 11:05 AM
Donuel 18 Jan 20 - 02:33 PM
Donuel 18 Jan 20 - 02:47 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Jan 20 - 03:20 PM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 07:42 AM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 07:52 AM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 08:52 AM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jan 20 - 11:11 AM
khandu 19 Jan 20 - 02:43 PM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 03:11 PM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 03:56 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Jan 20 - 05:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jan 20 - 06:07 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Jan 20 - 06:09 PM
GUEST, freds 19 Jan 20 - 07:31 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Jan 20 - 11:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jan 20 - 11:50 PM
khandu 20 Jan 20 - 12:17 AM
Rapparee 20 Jan 20 - 09:10 AM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 09:33 AM
khandu 20 Jan 20 - 11:20 AM
khandu 20 Jan 20 - 12:14 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Jan 20 - 12:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Jan 20 - 01:55 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 02:51 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 02:56 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 03:05 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 03:13 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 03:31 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 04:00 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 04:25 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 04:32 PM
khandu 20 Jan 20 - 04:47 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Jan 20 - 05:32 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 05:49 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 06:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Jan 20 - 07:47 PM
Rapparee 20 Jan 20 - 08:26 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Jan 20 - 08:45 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Jan 20 - 09:20 PM
Donuel 21 Jan 20 - 07:16 AM
Rapparee 21 Jan 20 - 07:58 AM
keberoxu 21 Jan 20 - 12:27 PM
Donuel 21 Jan 20 - 03:02 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jan 20 - 04:43 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Jan 20 - 07:04 PM
Rapparee 21 Jan 20 - 07:23 PM
Donuel 21 Jan 20 - 08:04 PM
Rapparee 21 Jan 20 - 08:39 PM
Donuel 21 Jan 20 - 09:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Jan 20 - 09:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Jan 20 - 09:39 AM
Donuel 22 Jan 20 - 03:13 PM
Rapparee 22 Jan 20 - 09:57 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Jan 20 - 11:12 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Jan 20 - 11:51 PM
Donuel 23 Jan 20 - 07:08 AM
Stilly River Sage 23 Jan 20 - 12:52 PM
keberoxu 23 Jan 20 - 02:33 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Jan 20 - 04:00 PM
Donuel 24 Jan 20 - 06:30 AM
Rapparee 24 Jan 20 - 09:04 AM
Donuel 24 Jan 20 - 09:15 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Jan 20 - 10:41 AM
keberoxu 24 Jan 20 - 02:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Jan 20 - 02:27 PM
Rapparee 24 Jan 20 - 08:26 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Jan 20 - 11:25 PM
Rapparee 25 Jan 20 - 12:40 AM
Donuel 25 Jan 20 - 02:08 AM
Donuel 25 Jan 20 - 02:25 AM
gnu 25 Jan 20 - 05:28 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Jan 20 - 02:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 25 Jan 20 - 02:48 PM
Donuel 25 Jan 20 - 04:39 PM
Rapparee 25 Jan 20 - 10:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM
Rapparee 26 Jan 20 - 09:17 AM
Rapparee 26 Jan 20 - 01:26 PM
Donuel 26 Jan 20 - 03:35 PM
Rapparee 27 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM
Donuel 27 Jan 20 - 08:12 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Jan 20 - 09:07 AM
Donuel 27 Jan 20 - 09:47 AM
Rapparee 27 Jan 20 - 12:04 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Jan 20 - 12:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Jan 20 - 02:11 PM
Rapparee 27 Jan 20 - 02:25 PM
Rapparee 28 Jan 20 - 08:41 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jan 20 - 09:44 AM
Donuel 28 Jan 20 - 10:24 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jan 20 - 12:31 PM
Donuel 28 Jan 20 - 02:34 PM
Donuel 28 Jan 20 - 03:15 PM
Rapparee 28 Jan 20 - 07:48 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jan 20 - 11:21 PM
Donuel 29 Jan 20 - 06:47 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Jan 20 - 07:16 AM
Donuel 29 Jan 20 - 08:32 AM
Donuel 29 Jan 20 - 09:13 AM
Rapparee 29 Jan 20 - 04:51 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Jan 20 - 05:39 PM
Rapparee 29 Jan 20 - 06:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Jan 20 - 10:58 PM
Donuel 30 Jan 20 - 07:44 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jan 20 - 09:08 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jan 20 - 12:54 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 20 - 01:16 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 20 - 04:06 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jan 20 - 05:44 PM
Donuel 31 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM
Donuel 31 Jan 20 - 06:33 AM
Rapparee 31 Jan 20 - 06:17 PM
Stilly River Sage 31 Jan 20 - 10:46 PM
Rapparee 01 Feb 20 - 09:44 AM
Donuel 01 Feb 20 - 10:49 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Feb 20 - 03:27 PM
Rapparee 01 Feb 20 - 10:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Feb 20 - 12:14 AM
Senoufou 02 Feb 20 - 03:48 AM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 08:33 AM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 09:32 AM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 09:35 AM
Donuel 02 Feb 20 - 10:30 AM
Donuel 02 Feb 20 - 11:30 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Feb 20 - 11:48 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Feb 20 - 12:32 PM
Donuel 02 Feb 20 - 01:18 PM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 05:36 PM
keberoxu 02 Feb 20 - 06:57 PM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 08:49 PM
Rapparee 03 Feb 20 - 08:33 PM
Donuel 04 Feb 20 - 06:25 AM
Donuel 04 Feb 20 - 11:29 AM
Donuel 04 Feb 20 - 11:55 AM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 10:44 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 01:33 PM
Rapparee 05 Feb 20 - 02:11 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Feb 20 - 02:30 PM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 03:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 03:48 PM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 04:09 PM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 05:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 05:30 PM
keberoxu 05 Feb 20 - 07:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 08:23 PM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 08:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 11:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Feb 20 - 12:23 AM
Donuel 06 Feb 20 - 07:09 AM
Donuel 06 Feb 20 - 07:10 AM
Rapparee 06 Feb 20 - 08:58 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Feb 20 - 09:53 AM
Stilly River Sage 06 Feb 20 - 12:10 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Feb 20 - 07:09 PM
Donuel 06 Feb 20 - 07:30 PM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 04:07 PM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 05:06 PM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 05:08 PM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 05:40 PM
Rapparee 07 Feb 20 - 06:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Feb 20 - 07:17 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Feb 20 - 08:39 PM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 08:44 PM
Donuel 08 Feb 20 - 09:08 AM
Rapparee 08 Feb 20 - 10:07 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Feb 20 - 11:04 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Feb 20 - 12:12 PM
Rapparee 08 Feb 20 - 02:27 PM
Donuel 08 Feb 20 - 05:59 PM
Rapparee 08 Feb 20 - 10:22 PM
Donuel 09 Feb 20 - 09:40 AM
Donuel 09 Feb 20 - 09:47 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Feb 20 - 11:35 AM
Donuel 09 Feb 20 - 03:24 PM
Rapparee 10 Feb 20 - 01:58 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Feb 20 - 05:00 PM
Donuel 10 Feb 20 - 07:10 PM
Donuel 11 Feb 20 - 08:20 AM
Rapparee 11 Feb 20 - 08:26 AM
Donuel 11 Feb 20 - 11:34 AM
Stilly River Sage 11 Feb 20 - 03:51 PM
Donuel 11 Feb 20 - 04:01 PM
Rapparee 11 Feb 20 - 05:59 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Feb 20 - 07:39 PM
Rapparee 11 Feb 20 - 10:35 PM
Rapparee 12 Feb 20 - 09:17 PM
keberoxu 12 Feb 20 - 11:22 PM
Donuel 13 Feb 20 - 06:52 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Feb 20 - 09:10 AM
Donuel 13 Feb 20 - 12:52 PM
Rapparee 13 Feb 20 - 09:50 PM
Stilly River Sage 13 Feb 20 - 10:14 PM
Donuel 14 Feb 20 - 11:45 AM
Donuel 14 Feb 20 - 03:13 PM
Rapparee 14 Feb 20 - 06:03 PM
keberoxu 14 Feb 20 - 07:16 PM
Donuel 14 Feb 20 - 07:48 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Feb 20 - 10:39 PM
Rapparee 15 Feb 20 - 09:46 AM
Donuel 15 Feb 20 - 11:58 AM
Stilly River Sage 15 Feb 20 - 12:40 PM
Rapparee 15 Feb 20 - 01:36 PM
Donuel 15 Feb 20 - 07:15 PM
Rapparee 15 Feb 20 - 10:32 PM
Rapparee 16 Feb 20 - 09:55 PM
Donuel 17 Feb 20 - 08:17 AM
Donuel 17 Feb 20 - 08:27 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 20 - 09:09 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 20 - 11:07 AM
Rapparee 17 Feb 20 - 11:14 AM
Stilly River Sage 17 Feb 20 - 01:27 PM
Donuel 17 Feb 20 - 01:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 20 - 04:35 PM
Rapparee 17 Feb 20 - 08:40 PM
Rapparee 18 Feb 20 - 09:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Feb 20 - 09:19 PM
Rapparee 18 Feb 20 - 10:23 PM
Rapparee 19 Feb 20 - 08:21 AM
keberoxu 19 Feb 20 - 03:07 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Feb 20 - 03:27 PM
Donuel 19 Feb 20 - 05:41 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Feb 20 - 08:31 PM
Rapparee 19 Feb 20 - 09:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Feb 20 - 12:49 PM
Donuel 20 Feb 20 - 12:56 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Feb 20 - 03:36 PM
Donuel 20 Feb 20 - 04:35 PM
Rapparee 21 Feb 20 - 03:47 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Feb 20 - 03:19 PM
Rapparee 22 Feb 20 - 09:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Feb 20 - 08:21 PM
Rapparee 23 Feb 20 - 09:14 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Feb 20 - 01:13 AM
Donuel 24 Feb 20 - 07:23 AM
Rapparee 24 Feb 20 - 07:34 AM
Donuel 24 Feb 20 - 09:31 AM
Stilly River Sage 24 Feb 20 - 01:11 PM
Donuel 24 Feb 20 - 01:21 PM
gnu 24 Feb 20 - 04:33 PM
Rapparee 24 Feb 20 - 10:25 PM
Donuel 25 Feb 20 - 05:20 PM
Rapparee 25 Feb 20 - 08:50 PM
Donuel 26 Feb 20 - 05:32 AM
Donuel 27 Feb 20 - 01:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Feb 20 - 01:51 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Feb 20 - 04:43 PM
Donuel 27 Feb 20 - 05:08 PM
keberoxu 27 Feb 20 - 06:31 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Feb 20 - 06:37 PM
Donuel 27 Feb 20 - 08:03 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Feb 20 - 10:54 PM
Donuel 27 Feb 20 - 11:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Feb 20 - 12:53 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 20 - 10:16 PM
Donuel 28 Feb 20 - 11:10 PM
Rapparee 29 Feb 20 - 01:15 PM
Donuel 29 Feb 20 - 01:25 PM
keberoxu 29 Feb 20 - 02:02 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Feb 20 - 03:26 PM
Donuel 29 Feb 20 - 05:39 PM
Rapparee 01 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM
Donuel 01 Mar 20 - 10:22 AM
Donuel 01 Mar 20 - 10:41 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Mar 20 - 02:02 PM
Rapparee 01 Mar 20 - 10:00 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Mar 20 - 12:11 AM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 08:06 AM
Donuel 02 Mar 20 - 08:16 AM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 09:29 AM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM
Stilly River Sage 02 Mar 20 - 12:28 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Mar 20 - 01:06 PM
Donuel 02 Mar 20 - 02:27 PM
Donuel 02 Mar 20 - 08:08 PM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM
Donuel 03 Mar 20 - 06:04 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Mar 20 - 08:54 AM
Donuel 03 Mar 20 - 11:33 AM
Stilly River Sage 03 Mar 20 - 12:15 PM
Rapparee 03 Mar 20 - 10:13 PM
Donuel 04 Mar 20 - 06:33 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 20 - 07:11 PM
Donuel 04 Mar 20 - 07:22 PM
GUEST, The Galactic Overlord 04 Mar 20 - 09:20 PM
Rapparee 05 Mar 20 - 02:38 AM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 05:30 AM
Rapparee 05 Mar 20 - 09:51 AM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 12:04 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Mar 20 - 12:06 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 12:14 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Mar 20 - 12:41 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 03:02 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 03:37 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Mar 20 - 03:46 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 03:49 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 03:58 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 04:09 PM
Rapparee 05 Mar 20 - 11:25 PM
Donuel 06 Mar 20 - 09:28 AM
Rapparee 06 Mar 20 - 09:53 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Mar 20 - 10:06 AM
Stilly River Sage 06 Mar 20 - 11:36 AM
keberoxu 06 Mar 20 - 12:21 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Mar 20 - 12:32 PM
keberoxu 06 Mar 20 - 01:10 PM
Donuel 06 Mar 20 - 01:30 PM
Donuel 06 Mar 20 - 05:04 PM
Rapparee 07 Mar 20 - 07:58 AM
Donuel 07 Mar 20 - 08:28 AM
Rapparee 07 Mar 20 - 02:17 PM
Donuel 07 Mar 20 - 03:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Mar 20 - 09:23 PM
Donuel 07 Mar 20 - 09:29 PM
Donuel 08 Mar 20 - 08:10 AM
Stilly River Sage 08 Mar 20 - 09:54 AM
Rapparee 08 Mar 20 - 11:42 AM
Donuel 08 Mar 20 - 12:22 PM
Donuel 08 Mar 20 - 01:26 PM
Rapparee 08 Mar 20 - 11:07 PM
Donuel 09 Mar 20 - 07:12 AM
Donuel 09 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM
Rapparee 09 Mar 20 - 09:48 AM
Donuel 09 Mar 20 - 01:46 PM
Rapparee 09 Mar 20 - 11:12 PM
Donuel 10 Mar 20 - 07:07 AM
Stilly River Sage 10 Mar 20 - 10:45 AM
Donuel 10 Mar 20 - 02:36 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Mar 20 - 03:31 PM
Donuel 10 Mar 20 - 03:35 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Mar 20 - 03:50 PM
Rapparee 10 Mar 20 - 11:48 PM
Donuel 11 Mar 20 - 08:30 AM
Rapparee 11 Mar 20 - 10:37 PM
Donuel 12 Mar 20 - 06:18 AM
Donuel 13 Mar 20 - 05:21 PM
Rapparee 13 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM
Donuel 14 Mar 20 - 07:12 AM
Rapparee 14 Mar 20 - 08:45 AM
gnu 15 Mar 20 - 09:48 AM
Donuel 15 Mar 20 - 10:51 AM
Donuel 15 Mar 20 - 10:59 AM
Donuel 15 Mar 20 - 11:47 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Mar 20 - 12:37 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 Mar 20 - 01:14 PM
Rapparee 15 Mar 20 - 05:22 PM
Stilly River Sage 16 Mar 20 - 12:17 AM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 09:16 AM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 09:53 AM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 11:10 AM
Stilly River Sage 17 Mar 20 - 12:10 PM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 01:52 PM
gnu 17 Mar 20 - 02:43 PM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 03:03 PM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 04:47 PM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 06:18 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Mar 20 - 07:48 PM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 09:02 PM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 11:18 PM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 11:19 PM
Rapparee 18 Mar 20 - 07:37 AM
Stilly River Sage 18 Mar 20 - 11:47 AM
Rapparee 18 Mar 20 - 05:55 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Mar 20 - 06:23 PM
Rapparee 18 Mar 20 - 08:16 PM
Donuel 19 Mar 20 - 07:16 AM
Donuel 19 Mar 20 - 08:40 AM
Rapparee 19 Mar 20 - 07:02 PM
Donuel 19 Mar 20 - 10:30 PM
Donuel 20 Mar 20 - 11:53 AM
gnu 20 Mar 20 - 01:07 PM
Rapparee 20 Mar 20 - 04:56 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Mar 20 - 05:47 PM
Donuel 20 Mar 20 - 09:03 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Mar 20 - 07:52 AM
Donuel 21 Mar 20 - 08:15 AM
Rapparee 21 Mar 20 - 02:47 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 20 - 07:25 PM
Donuel 22 Mar 20 - 07:27 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 20 - 10:44 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 20 - 07:04 AM
Rapparee 23 Mar 20 - 04:08 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 20 - 04:12 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 20 - 05:58 PM
Rapparee 23 Mar 20 - 09:49 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 20 - 10:02 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Mar 20 - 12:31 PM
Donuel 24 Mar 20 - 01:40 PM
Rapparee 24 Mar 20 - 09:37 PM
Donuel 25 Mar 20 - 04:31 PM
Rapparee 25 Mar 20 - 10:28 PM
gnu 26 Mar 20 - 05:58 AM
Stilly River Sage 26 Mar 20 - 03:30 PM
Donuel 26 Mar 20 - 04:20 PM
Donuel 26 Mar 20 - 04:33 PM
Stilly River Sage 26 Mar 20 - 06:07 PM
keberoxu 26 Mar 20 - 07:23 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 20 - 08:34 PM
Donuel 27 Mar 20 - 10:11 AM
Stilly River Sage 27 Mar 20 - 11:20 AM
Donuel 27 Mar 20 - 03:15 PM
Donuel 28 Mar 20 - 03:57 PM
Donuel 28 Mar 20 - 06:51 PM
Rapparee 28 Mar 20 - 09:16 PM
Donuel 29 Mar 20 - 12:53 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Mar 20 - 12:59 PM
Rapparee 29 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM
Donuel 30 Mar 20 - 07:56 AM
Stilly River Sage 30 Mar 20 - 11:04 AM
Rapparee 30 Mar 20 - 11:07 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Mar 20 - 07:27 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Mar 20 - 04:39 AM
Donuel 31 Mar 20 - 05:57 AM
Rapparee 31 Mar 20 - 08:17 AM
Stilly River Sage 31 Mar 20 - 11:27 AM
Donuel 31 Mar 20 - 03:58 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Mar 20 - 06:19 PM
Stilly River Sage 31 Mar 20 - 06:24 PM
Rapparee 31 Mar 20 - 09:30 PM
Donuel 31 Mar 20 - 10:02 PM
Rapparee 01 Apr 20 - 09:45 AM
Stilly River Sage 01 Apr 20 - 11:13 AM
Donuel 01 Apr 20 - 12:38 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Apr 20 - 07:19 PM
Rapparee 02 Apr 20 - 07:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Apr 20 - 11:59 PM
Rapparee 03 Apr 20 - 01:21 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Apr 20 - 08:06 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Apr 20 - 08:17 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Apr 20 - 09:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Apr 20 - 11:25 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Apr 20 - 12:05 AM
Rapparee 04 Apr 20 - 11:02 AM
Donuel 05 Apr 20 - 09:52 AM
Rapparee 05 Apr 20 - 06:35 PM
Rapparee 05 Apr 20 - 09:01 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 20 - 07:37 AM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 09:26 AM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 01:04 PM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 03:00 PM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 05:48 PM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 07:21 PM
keberoxu 06 Apr 20 - 07:31 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 20 - 09:39 PM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 10:01 PM
Donuel 07 Apr 20 - 08:57 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Apr 20 - 05:18 PM
Rapparee 07 Apr 20 - 09:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Apr 20 - 10:34 PM
Donuel 08 Apr 20 - 09:13 PM
Donuel 08 Apr 20 - 09:28 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Apr 20 - 10:45 AM
Rapparee 09 Apr 20 - 10:24 PM
Donuel 10 Apr 20 - 08:31 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Apr 20 - 09:43 PM
Rapparee 10 Apr 20 - 10:49 PM
Donuel 11 Apr 20 - 08:42 AM
Stilly River Sage 12 Apr 20 - 02:09 AM
Donuel 12 Apr 20 - 09:29 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Apr 20 - 12:49 PM
Donuel 12 Apr 20 - 02:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Apr 20 - 02:45 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 20 - 07:33 PM
Donuel 13 Apr 20 - 09:15 AM
Donuel 13 Apr 20 - 05:33 PM
Donuel 14 Apr 20 - 09:48 AM
Donuel 14 Apr 20 - 07:48 PM
Stilly River Sage 14 Apr 20 - 08:44 PM
Rapparee 14 Apr 20 - 08:56 PM
Rapparee 15 Apr 20 - 09:57 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Apr 20 - 01:17 AM
Stilly River Sage 16 Apr 20 - 01:42 AM
Rapparee 16 Apr 20 - 12:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Apr 20 - 10:51 AM
Donuel 17 Apr 20 - 11:36 AM
Rapparee 17 Apr 20 - 12:37 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Apr 20 - 02:26 PM
Donuel 17 Apr 20 - 04:34 PM
Donuel 17 Apr 20 - 04:55 PM
Donuel 17 Apr 20 - 05:44 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Apr 20 - 01:40 PM
keberoxu 18 Apr 20 - 07:38 PM
Rapparee 18 Apr 20 - 09:47 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Apr 20 - 07:14 AM
Donuel 19 Apr 20 - 08:44 AM
Stilly River Sage 19 Apr 20 - 01:02 PM
Donuel 19 Apr 20 - 01:20 PM
Rapparee 20 Apr 20 - 08:47 PM
Donuel 21 Apr 20 - 02:55 PM
Donuel 21 Apr 20 - 06:34 PM
Rapparee 21 Apr 20 - 10:15 PM
Donuel 21 Apr 20 - 10:34 PM
Donuel 22 Apr 20 - 11:01 AM
Rapparee 22 Apr 20 - 09:07 PM
Donuel 22 Apr 20 - 09:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Apr 20 - 08:03 AM
Stilly River Sage 23 Apr 20 - 01:22 PM
Donuel 23 Apr 20 - 03:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Apr 20 - 06:24 PM
Donuel 23 Apr 20 - 08:36 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Apr 20 - 09:57 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Apr 20 - 01:36 AM
Rapparee 24 Apr 20 - 07:29 PM
Donuel 24 Apr 20 - 08:27 PM
keberoxu 26 Apr 20 - 09:01 AM
Donuel 26 Apr 20 - 09:14 AM
Stilly River Sage 26 Apr 20 - 11:10 AM
Donuel 26 Apr 20 - 11:19 AM
Rapparee 26 Apr 20 - 09:37 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Apr 20 - 01:25 AM
Donuel 27 Apr 20 - 07:43 AM
Rapparee 27 Apr 20 - 10:41 AM
Donuel 27 Apr 20 - 11:09 AM
Rapparee 27 Apr 20 - 06:46 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Apr 20 - 06:49 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 20 - 08:42 PM
Rapparee 28 Apr 20 - 10:06 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Apr 20 - 11:20 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Apr 20 - 07:16 PM
Rapparee 29 Apr 20 - 10:13 PM
Donuel 30 Apr 20 - 08:49 AM
Rapparee 30 Apr 20 - 01:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Apr 20 - 02:42 PM
Donuel 30 Apr 20 - 04:40 PM
Rapparee 30 Apr 20 - 08:40 PM
Donuel 01 May 20 - 01:56 PM
Donuel 01 May 20 - 01:59 PM
Rapparee 01 May 20 - 06:15 PM
Rapparee 01 May 20 - 09:34 PM
Donuel 02 May 20 - 10:52 AM
Rapparee 02 May 20 - 01:18 PM
Donuel 02 May 20 - 03:40 PM
Rapparee 02 May 20 - 04:19 PM
Rapparee 02 May 20 - 04:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 May 20 - 05:55 PM
Rapparee 02 May 20 - 10:08 PM
Donuel 03 May 20 - 03:35 PM
Rapparee 03 May 20 - 08:13 PM
Rapparee 04 May 20 - 09:39 PM
Rapparee 06 May 20 - 10:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 May 20 - 11:03 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 May 20 - 12:48 AM
Rapparee 07 May 20 - 10:09 AM
Stilly River Sage 07 May 20 - 04:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 May 20 - 08:10 PM
Donuel 08 May 20 - 09:44 AM
Rapparee 08 May 20 - 11:28 AM
Rapparee 09 May 20 - 09:41 AM
Donuel 09 May 20 - 12:36 PM
Donuel 09 May 20 - 02:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 May 20 - 02:20 PM
Donuel 09 May 20 - 02:30 PM
Donuel 09 May 20 - 02:57 PM
Rapparee 09 May 20 - 09:51 PM
Rapparee 09 May 20 - 09:51 PM
Rapparee 09 May 20 - 09:52 PM
Donuel 10 May 20 - 08:21 AM
Rapparee 11 May 20 - 06:14 PM
Donuel 12 May 20 - 09:18 AM
Donuel 12 May 20 - 10:18 AM
Rapparee 13 May 20 - 07:35 AM
Donuel 13 May 20 - 07:49 AM
Donuel 13 May 20 - 08:01 AM
Rapparee 13 May 20 - 09:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 14 May 20 - 12:41 AM
Donuel 14 May 20 - 01:11 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 May 20 - 10:07 AM
Donuel 14 May 20 - 11:51 AM
Donuel 14 May 20 - 12:25 PM
Stilly River Sage 14 May 20 - 12:26 PM
Donuel 14 May 20 - 03:36 PM
Rapparee 14 May 20 - 04:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 May 20 - 05:55 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 May 20 - 01:27 PM
Rapparee 15 May 20 - 04:21 PM
Rapparee 15 May 20 - 04:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 May 20 - 04:28 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 May 20 - 05:30 PM
Rapparee 15 May 20 - 08:50 PM
Rapparee 15 May 20 - 09:02 PM
Stilly River Sage 16 May 20 - 02:28 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 May 20 - 07:03 AM
Stilly River Sage 16 May 20 - 12:59 PM
Donuel 16 May 20 - 02:17 PM
Rapparee 16 May 20 - 09:46 PM
Rapparee 16 May 20 - 09:48 PM
Rapparee 16 May 20 - 09:50 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 May 20 - 11:26 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 May 20 - 02:16 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 May 20 - 01:59 PM
Rapparee 17 May 20 - 09:54 PM
Donuel 18 May 20 - 08:36 AM
Donuel 18 May 20 - 09:01 AM
Donuel 18 May 20 - 08:18 PM
Rapparee 18 May 20 - 08:29 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 May 20 - 11:38 PM
Donuel 19 May 20 - 07:28 AM
Rapparee 19 May 20 - 11:26 AM
Donuel 19 May 20 - 01:02 PM
Rapparee 19 May 20 - 09:00 PM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 10:14 AM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 10:24 AM
gnu 20 May 20 - 12:55 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 May 20 - 01:02 PM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 01:34 PM
Rapparee 20 May 20 - 02:11 PM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 03:17 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 May 20 - 03:47 PM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 07:57 PM
Rapparee 20 May 20 - 08:21 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 May 20 - 11:53 PM
Donuel 21 May 20 - 07:58 AM
Stilly River Sage 21 May 20 - 11:19 AM
Donuel 21 May 20 - 03:46 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 May 20 - 01:13 PM
Donuel 23 May 20 - 05:46 PM
Rapparee 23 May 20 - 09:35 PM
Donuel 23 May 20 - 09:57 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 May 20 - 12:55 AM
Donuel 24 May 20 - 12:46 PM
Rapparee 24 May 20 - 02:40 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 May 20 - 06:39 PM
Rapparee 24 May 20 - 10:14 PM
Rapparee 25 May 20 - 08:42 AM
Donuel 25 May 20 - 04:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 May 20 - 07:05 PM
Rapparee 25 May 20 - 09:04 PM
Donuel 25 May 20 - 09:28 PM
Donuel 25 May 20 - 10:32 PM
Donuel 26 May 20 - 10:43 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 May 20 - 11:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 May 20 - 12:29 AM
Donuel 27 May 20 - 04:57 AM
Donuel 27 May 20 - 07:55 AM
Rapparee 27 May 20 - 09:35 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 May 20 - 09:50 PM
Donuel 28 May 20 - 06:37 AM
Rapparee 28 May 20 - 09:39 AM
Donuel 28 May 20 - 01:36 PM
Rapparee 28 May 20 - 08:30 PM
Donuel 28 May 20 - 09:19 PM
Donuel 29 May 20 - 10:21 AM
Rapparee 29 May 20 - 09:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 May 20 - 07:01 AM
Donuel 30 May 20 - 07:20 AM
Donuel 30 May 20 - 05:18 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 May 20 - 05:47 PM
Rapparee 31 May 20 - 08:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 May 20 - 11:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 31 May 20 - 11:46 PM
keberoxu 01 Jun 20 - 03:15 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jun 20 - 09:14 PM
Rapparee 01 Jun 20 - 09:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jun 20 - 10:29 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jun 20 - 10:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jun 20 - 10:31 PM
Donuel 02 Jun 20 - 03:59 AM
Donuel 02 Jun 20 - 05:28 AM
Rapparee 02 Jun 20 - 06:13 PM
Donuel 02 Jun 20 - 09:57 PM
Rapparee 03 Jun 20 - 09:53 PM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 06:32 AM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 11:34 AM
Stilly River Sage 04 Jun 20 - 04:07 PM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 06:05 PM
keberoxu 04 Jun 20 - 07:36 PM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 09:13 PM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 09:22 PM
Rapparee 04 Jun 20 - 09:27 PM
Donuel 05 Jun 20 - 12:00 AM
keberoxu 05 Jun 20 - 03:05 PM
Donuel 05 Jun 20 - 04:42 PM
Rapparee 05 Jun 20 - 09:44 PM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 12:42 AM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 08:14 AM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 09:32 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Jun 20 - 02:31 PM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 03:10 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Jun 20 - 03:28 PM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 06:12 PM
Rapparee 06 Jun 20 - 09:47 PM
Donuel 07 Jun 20 - 11:36 AM
Rapparee 07 Jun 20 - 08:11 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Jun 20 - 08:39 PM
Donuel 08 Jun 20 - 09:00 AM
Donuel 08 Jun 20 - 09:50 AM
Stilly River Sage 08 Jun 20 - 11:44 AM
Donuel 08 Jun 20 - 03:31 PM
Rapparee 08 Jun 20 - 09:44 PM
Donuel 08 Jun 20 - 10:26 PM
Rapparee 09 Jun 20 - 08:34 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Jun 20 - 11:15 AM
Rapparee 10 Jun 20 - 09:08 PM
Donuel 10 Jun 20 - 09:48 PM
Rapparee 11 Jun 20 - 11:02 PM
Rapparee 12 Jun 20 - 05:53 PM
Donuel 13 Jun 20 - 04:24 AM
Rapparee 13 Jun 20 - 10:07 PM
Rapparee 15 Jun 20 - 11:08 AM
Donuel 15 Jun 20 - 05:12 PM
Rapparee 15 Jun 20 - 06:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 16 Jun 20 - 12:32 PM
Donuel 16 Jun 20 - 12:44 PM
Donuel 17 Jun 20 - 07:05 AM
Rapparee 17 Jun 20 - 08:55 AM
Donuel 17 Jun 20 - 02:19 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Jun 20 - 02:46 PM
Rapparee 17 Jun 20 - 06:44 PM
Rapparee 17 Jun 20 - 09:25 PM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 08:55 AM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 10:18 AM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 10:24 AM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 04:11 PM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 04:38 PM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 10:20 PM
Rapparee 18 Jun 20 - 10:27 PM
Donuel 19 Jun 20 - 07:46 AM
Donuel 19 Jun 20 - 09:40 AM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jun 20 - 12:26 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jun 20 - 12:27 PM
Donuel 19 Jun 20 - 06:58 PM
Rapparee 19 Jun 20 - 08:47 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Jun 20 - 11:42 AM
Donuel 20 Jun 20 - 12:52 PM
Rapparee 20 Jun 20 - 05:35 PM
Donuel 20 Jun 20 - 05:46 PM
Donuel 20 Jun 20 - 05:57 PM
Rapparee 21 Jun 20 - 10:08 AM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jun 20 - 11:35 AM
Rapparee 21 Jun 20 - 09:05 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jun 20 - 10:01 PM
Donuel 22 Jun 20 - 07:53 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Jun 20 - 12:13 PM
Donuel 22 Jun 20 - 12:41 PM
Donuel 22 Jun 20 - 01:25 PM
Rapparee 22 Jun 20 - 09:45 PM
Donuel 23 Jun 20 - 06:23 AM
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Subject: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Aug 19 - 11:49 AM

So I know MOM is not happy being stuffed up on a shelf in Max's tech closet while he struggles with the Robot Gremlins who have developed an unhealthy interest in Our Dear Mother, but we must keep the spirit of the thread afloat. If this doesn't grow too long I may be able to transfer it over to MOM once the fix is made.

The usual suspects are invited to continue the long-running conversation. Anyone who drops in to bash MOM or cast shade on this noble enterprise may find themselves getting a bum's rush out the door. This is BS of the highest quality and the main thread contains superb fiction, songs, and poetry that snuck in inadvertently. The HTML tricks are astounding. Our late great Amos left many pearls of wisdom, and BWL wrote one of the funniest short stories I have ever had to pleasure to spit my drink on my screen while reading. We still miss Chongo et al.

MOAB's amanuensis
59139, in case anyone is counting.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Aug 19 - 01:24 PM

I'm glad to see this make-do thread, Stilly. I was worried that Mom might run out of gin before the problem could be solved. With no way to get more booze to her, things could have gotten ugly pretty quickly. A 59,000+ post thread with a serious case of delerium tremens is not something to sneeze at.

By the way, did you know there once was a town in California called "Delerium Tremens"? Someone with no sense of humor renamed it "Omega".

Makes me wonder if there might be a town called "Acid Flashback" somewhere.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Aug 19 - 02:27 PM

Google Earth says "We couldn't understand this question." The closest result that would render on the map was Flaschencontainer, Germany. (50o08'46.52" N 6o30'05.58")


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Aug 19 - 03:06 PM

"Flaschencontainer" translates as "bottle container". It's not really a town. It's a collection of derelict cargo containers full of Mom's empty gin bottles. It's probably big enough to be a town, but nobody'd want to live there.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: keberoxu
Date: 17 Aug 19 - 05:42 PM

And you know, don't you all,
that there is a town named
"Truth or Consequences"?

The television show of the same name ran a contest of some kind,
before I was born I believe.
The states in the Continental US,
their towns were eligible to enter,
and...i forget the conditions.

The winner was a town called Hot Springs New Mexico;
ever since then it has been
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.
Mostly they grow poblano chiles down there,
on the banks of the Rio Grande.


And those who aren't in the know are utterly bewildered
by references to a New Mexico Town called

Tee or Cee,
written out "T or C",
which some people mistake for "Torc."

as in,
where the heck is Torc New Mexico??


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Aug 19 - 09:36 PM

Wow, Keb, I knew there was a town called Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, but I didn't know the circumstances of its naming.

And there are some who think Mom is NOT a bountiful fount of useful information!


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Aug 19 - 07:05 PM

I wonder if duck dogs and Chongo and others will be able to find this thread? The other one engaged so many particles of energy (too bad Amos isn't here to talk about energy and mass) they landed on it perfectly. This one is like landing on an ice cube in the ocean instead of the MOAB ice sheet. Yeah, I know, mixed metaphors. The quality of BS is sometimes strained. :)


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Aug 19 - 11:50 PM

There's nothing wrong with mixing some metaphors. It's just a matter of how well they're mixed. If you take two metaphors, say a slippery slope and a rocky road, and toss them together in a high-powered Acme Metaphor Mixer, what comes out is a steep slippery road with rocks in its ruts. The metaphors get mixed together so well that they're no longer distinguishable from one another.

But, be careful! The Acme Metaphor Mixer doesn't work with all metaphors. If you toss a chicken that came before an egg and a basket containing all your eggs into an Acme Metaphor Mixer, you only get a bunch of broken eggs mixed with feathers, bloody chicken meat, and scraps of basket.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Aug 19 - 11:34 AM

Acme doesn't have a Steep Cow's Face in the metadata? Shame. That would take care of the steep slippery road with ruts.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Aug 19 - 12:28 PM

Heat index is so high here that MOM pulled the car out of the garage and put sheets of cookies to bake on the dashboard.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Aug 19 - 07:52 PM

Jane's Rainbow is shy of 6,500 posts and it's back. Here's hoping MOM rises like a Phoenix soon. She's feeling very confined around a thread that just broke two digits.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Aug 19 - 01:57 PM

Maybe we can make MOM feel a bit less confined by using BIG fonts to make this thread look roomier.


Or inserting lots of unnecessary line breaks.


Or... sticking... useless... ellipses... between... words....


Or

by

centering

each

word

individually

so

the

post

goes

way

down

the

page.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Aug 19 - 12:19 PM

No cuir a-steach mòran de bhriseadh loidhne neo-riatanach.


No ... a ’steigeadh ... gun fheum ... ellipses ... eadar ... faclan ....


Air neo

le

meadhanachadh

gach fear

facal

fa leth

mar sin

an

dreuchd

falbh

dòigh

sìos

an

duilleag.


Scots Gaelic


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Aug 19 - 05:15 PM

Mom! Wake up! This is important!

I live someplace with a name!

Up here in the northern end of Santa Rosa County, Florida, we don't have a lot of incorporated towns. In fact, there's only one of them and it's very small. What we have a good number of are "communities". A community is the rural equivalent of an urban or suburban neighborhood.

While there are several named communities nearby, the clump of homesteads and small farms in which I live has never had an official name... until today! There is now a sign (on the same signpost which holds the speed limit sign) informing anyone who cares that this is the "Walling Community". That's also the name of our road, so no extra points for creativity to whoever decided on the name.

I'm waiting to see how long it will be before the first bullet hole appears in the sign.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Aug 19 - 08:52 PM

Did the US Post Office insist on this community having a name? What name do you use for mail, or does it all go to a post office box someplace distant?


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Aug 19 - 09:10 AM

To misquote William Shakespeare, the famous bard of England

"If music be the food of love ............... why can't rabbits sing"


Discuss.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Aug 19 - 09:57 AM

Rabbits can sing, but they've learned to resist the urge. It attracts predators. If you've ever heard a rabbit being caught by a cat or snake, you've heard it singing. Some think the sound is a scream of pain or fear, but it's actually the rabbit saying, "Oh well, I'm a goner. Might as well sing."


Stilly, our community names have no legal status. Some, but not all, are census-designated places. And our mail comes from a good-sized town 20 miles away.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Aug 19 - 03:53 PM

I was working in an National Recreation Area campground many years ago when I heard a huge ruckus up the hill in the clover - the field was the area over the campground septic tanks so it was only grass and clover, and there was a baby bunny giving off a high-pitched squeal as a baby weasel was trying to grab it and they were rolling around as the mother bunny was thumping and grunting nearby, wanting to chase off the weasel. Being a tall human being looking down at this noisy tableau, I felt like a giant bending over and picking up the baby bunny as the weasel dropped off and ran into the clover. Mom still thumping a few more steps, and the baby making a gawdawful racket in my hand, and I'm thinking people are going to look up here and wonder what on earth I'm doing.

Then the baby stopped squalling, I guess figuring I was too big to defend itself against, and the mom stopped. I looked at the baby and found no serious injuries, just a little weasel slobber, so I put baby down next to mom and shooed them off away from the weasel's direction of travel.

Some days later some children came over to my ranger booth with a bloodied broken-necked baby rabbit, telling me they'd rescued it from a weasel and could I help it. I carried the baby and as we walked back to the campsite and I told them about the earlier event, and said that the difference was that this bunny couldn't survive it's injuries, and that the nature of the campground was such that there were lots of bunnies so they'd survive despite the weasels that ate them, and the weasels are as important as the rabbits. By the time we got back to the site the children (age 10 and under) understood that I had to give the baby bunny back to the weasel and it could feed it's babies. The parents were harder to convince than the children. If no one had been around I'd have dispatched the baby, but I wasn't going to be forever in those children's minds as the ranger who killed baby bunnies.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Aug 19 - 11:49 PM

Not BS, but an old friend of mine called on Friday night asking for my research help on a particular type of scabies parasite that she first saw on her dog and then on herself, and as she described what she sees and where it has spread and the conspiracy of silence that she is meeting as she tries to report it and that she now sees on other people and in all of her food and under the varnish of the furniture and climbing the walls ("I hope it doesn't eat the art work!") and that her fridge is full of "evidence of contamination" and she hadn't eaten for three days, I realized 1) this was a call from a friend having a schizophrenic crisis and 2) that was the most scary-ass story I have ever heard and no wonder the human race is so fascinated by scary stories.

I woke up realizing I must have processed the information in my dreams because I literally sat up and thought this was a cry for help and this scary story is her reality right now, so I had to act.

I sent email early that morning to her daughter, subject "This is your mother's friend Maggie" and told her I had talked to her mother and I thought she needed help and included my contact information. She called a few minutes later, because someone else her mother had asked for help was the mother of one of her friends and knew her well enough to call late at night. She asked questions and I was able to tell her that the crisis seems to have been at its worst starting three days ago and, if the only way to get her to go into care is to be sure the dog is well taken care of (how many people forego things for themselves for the love of their pets?) that I would drive four states away and bring her dog back here. She was my go-to person to tell me what I needed to know about Labrador retrievers when Zeke came to live with me, she knows I will care for him well. She has an elderly ailing husband, but she has friends so I doubt it will come to that, but I will make the drive if that will assure her cooperation in getting treatment.

I'm posting it here because I was equally horrified and fascinated by the story she was telling me; she's a retired English professor with the full weight of a rigorous education behind this delusion and it came with citations. Literally - she cited a Thomas Pynchon novel that it felt like. (I've ordered The Crying of Lot 49 because I haven't read it but think it might give me a glimpse of what is going on in her poor troubled head right now.

MOM was listening on the extension and didn't say a word, just sat there wide-eyed with amazement.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Aug 19 - 12:02 AM

She's doing better, is aware of what happened, but will still need to take medications the rest of her life. And her daughter and I both hope she'll write this story and turn it into a hit SciFi novel. Creepy!

I added the old count, plus one, to the bottom of the first post on this thread.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 19 - 10:10 PM

I have returned for a few days from Wallops Island, Virginia. Yes, Wallops Island, where NASA shoots rockets into space. I was offered the position of lighting the fuse on the next one (in October, a biggie) but I can't be there to do it. I asked and was told that I could have a fuse six inches long because I would be a guest AND a butane lighter with which to ignite it. It will be an orbital shot of a Minotaur rocket.

Amos is gone to wherever he went but if you like I can discuss mass and energy until the cows come home and ever after. Shall I start?


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Aug 19 - 11:03 PM

NO, YOU SHALL NOT START!


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Aug 19 - 12:28 PM

Didn't you arrange to have some of your ashes shot into space? Are they trying to put you ahead of schedule?


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Aug 19 - 02:25 PM

Hi, MOM.
Another termite dared to show itself
on the wall-to-wall carpet of my living room.
It didn't last long.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Aug 19 - 08:13 PM

Hey, K! Them's good eatin'!

Mom, I'm trying to get a property tax appeal to the State Tax Commission done before I leave on Tuesday afternoon next for Ire***d (I don't want to say where for fear of making other envious) until the end of September. I shall endeavor to bring you back a bottle of Dingle Whiskey and if need be I'll drink it for you. I'd do that and that's what makes me your favorite: self-sacrifice and caring for others.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Aug 19 - 10:08 PM

So that's why Rapparee went off to an immersion course in spoken Gaelic ...


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Aug 19 - 09:10 PM

Maybeeee.... And maybe that's why he and his wife are seriously considering a couple of weeks immersed in Irish (the language AND the whiskey) in Ballyferriter next spring, or perhaps spend a couple of weeks with a teacher somewhere around Sligo or Limerick. Of course, the fact that her family teach Irish has nothing to do with it, nor do the 20,000 Mosin-Nagant rifles my family tried to deliver to Roger Casement back in 1916 and which are taking up a lot of room in the house (and are a real pain in the back end to move every time we've changed houses).


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Aug 19 - 10:06 AM

I should learn some Spanish and visit Mexico. I found this on Wikipedia:

    Negra Modelo

    Negra Modelo is a 5.4% abv Dunkel-style lager first brewed in Mexico by Austrian immigrants, and was introduced as a draft beer in 1926. Negra Modelo comes in an unusually shaped, wide brown bottle with a trademark gold label. The full name of the beer is Cerveza Negra Modelo. The word "modelo" means "model" or "example" in Spanish. "Negra" means "black" or "dark" and modifies "cerveza."


I see the US site for the beer has a recipe for BLT Tostadas. I'd drink beer with that.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Aug 19 - 01:45 PM

Hi, Mom!

If you were to tell 100 Donald Trump supporters that the reason Hurricane Dorian is now expected to turn away from Florida is that Trump flew down to Palm Beach and bravely stood on the lawn at Mar-a-Lago while pounding the butt of his magic staff against the ground and screaming "You shall not pass!!!!" at the oncoming Category 4 Hurricane, how many would believe you?


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Aug 19 - 03:30 PM

If they read the newspaper or listen to the news they know he's at Camp David - he will pay to repair the resort with taxpayer dollars but he won't hang out in it during the hurricane.

Back to the better quality BS.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Aug 19 - 04:18 PM

Aw, come on... Trump operating under the delusion that he's Gandalf is pretty good BS.

On second thought, maybe it isn't. Maybe Trump really thinks he is Gandalf. He already operates under so many other delusions that it can't be completely discounted.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Aug 19 - 10:14 PM

Maybe he IS Gandalf. Stranger things have occurred. Why, I told the good parish priest that I had auto-canonized and henceforth should be known as "St. Michael the Annoying, Patron Saint of Heretics."

He wasn't amused, but did own that if anyone filled that bill it would be me.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Sep 19 - 09:34 AM

Since I wasn't raised in a Catholic household, my chances of being made a saint are pretty close to zero. That is regretful.

On the other hand, being a non-Catholic does allow one to skip over the sainthood step and go straight to Supreme Being.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Sep 19 - 09:40 AM

At most Trump might aim at being Radagast, but frankly, he's like Sauruman without a plan.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Sep 19 - 10:42 AM

It would be well to go back and
look at your Silmarillion.

After all, the wizards started out fighting,
not Sauron of the evil eye,
but the unmentionable Morgoth.

And Morgoth/Melkor is the one who manufactured the Balrog, not Sauron.
...ahh, never mind ...


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Sep 19 - 06:56 PM

I wasn't going that far back. We're not talking about ultimate power, we're talking about a power grab by a nasty git.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Sep 19 - 09:30 PM

Prit near all the original saints started out as non-Catholic. Heck, the Original 12, all the Marys, and the Big Guy Hisself were all Jews.

Good, I found my scissors AND my pliers right here on my desk! My mind is...somewhere around here.

But as I was saying earlier, if indeed E=mC2 (and it does), then C=vE/m. This, however, ignores Time, which has been colloquially called the "Fourth Dimension." But as mass distorts the fabric of space and time, a new geometry is needed which, unlike Euclidian, Lobachevsky-Bolyai-Gauss, and Riemannian geometries, requires another axis for Time. Thus the Universe, already distorted by mass, becomes not only more quantumized, but more fractalized (if I may be so bold as to create a new word). You can then clearly see that any ?? would YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE. YOUR FRIEND, THE GALACTIC OVERLORD.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Sep 19 - 09:41 AM

I posted a remark on Bonzo's greyhound thread and had to stop to think - was I posting to MOAB or someplace else?

    BWL, It's a testament to your big heart in not holding your injuries and recuperation against the happy pooch. Same here with Zeke - accidents happen and we learn to watch out for the dog direction of travel that sometimes illustrate too well the Newton's law of motion, where the acceleration of a smaller solid body colliding with a larger human body results in the transfer of energy and your sudden acceleration to the ground.


If we ever get our hands on MOM MOAB, there are some great dog stories, and one of the funniest I've ever read was BWL describing the neighbor trying to find his dog.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM

Och, Mither dear, it's off to Ireland I am tomorra afternoon if the hurrycane permits. We'll be after flyin' out of Charlotte, North Carolina and while that's a bit inland the winds and rain won't be knowin' that! And ye can see how well I've been after learnin' the Irish! Erin go braless!


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Sep 19 - 03:40 PM

Stilly, the label on the beverage you were describing.

Spanish is a language I respect more than I comprehend.
All that Latin can make the language extremely intricate,
and that's leaving out the Moorish/Arabic influence.
Your post focused on the word "modelo."
The word that always makes me have to stop and think
is not "modelo"
but "etiqueta,"
as in "etiqueta negra."
Different, but very similar in the ways they are used
in language on labels.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Sep 19 - 10:17 AM

Hi, Mom!

I heard some wonk on NPR this morning talking about the war in Yemen. He said that efforts needed to be "redoubled... redoubled". Yes, he said "redoubled" twice.

Now, if to double something means to do it two times, then to redouble it must mean to do it two times, and then two times again. So, to redouble means to do it four times.

Therefore, "redouble... redouble" would mean to do it four times four times. That's sixteen times! Wow! That's a lot!


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Sep 19 - 10:40 AM

Exponential growth!

From Wikipedia: Its ubiquitous occurrence in pure and applied mathematics has led mathematician W. Rudin to opine that the exponential function is "the most important function in mathematics".


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Sep 19 - 01:35 PM

I used to be a proponent, then I became an opponent, now I'm an ex-ponent. I divorced myself from the whole situation.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Sep 19 - 09:46 AM

I've checked on MOM every couple of days; she's still closed for repairs. :-(


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Sep 19 - 10:10 AM

Mom wants to know this:

If your last name is Ford, can you buy a Chevrolet dealership and call it "Ford Chevrolet"?


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Sep 19 - 04:54 PM

We're gonna have to throw a little party here - Pepper tested negative for heartworm today! I brought her home in June 2018 and we were using the "slow kill" method that the shelter uses on any of it's HW positive dogs. It worked and now she's free to race around to her heart's content. MOM needs to run by Cabela's and buy her a new bumper, the old ones are pretty torn up.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Sep 19 - 04:25 PM

Greetings from Muireach on the Dingle Peninsula! Ah, the whiskey, the music and the craic!


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Sep 19 - 06:28 PM

Sounds nice!

I'm going to be reinforcing the ceilings in a hall and at least one room, to be safe rather than sorry. The tape lines have pulled as the house shifts on this dodgy foundation. MOM says it's because of all of the holes the dogs have dug in the back yard, but it wasn't the case. They did make an unlevel mess of the PVC greenhouse out back, digging under one end of it.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Sep 19 - 11:41 PM

A PVC greenhouse? You mean you can grow PVC in a greenhouse? Do you have any idea how much money I've given Lowe's and Home Depot for PVC pipe over the years? I could have been growing it in my very own greenhouse instead!


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Sep 19 - 12:09 PM

Indeed! Though growing a glass greenhouse would be more environmentally prudent.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM

Actually, we have a small greenhouse whose frame is made of PVC. It's an octagonal dome we call "The Igloo". (My wife dreams up weird projects and then makes me figure out how to build them.)

We also have a much larger greenhouse made from the tubular steel frame of an old 10' X 20' portable garage.

Both are currently covered with screen cloth for shade and insect control. The clear plastic will go on around Halloween.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Sep 19 - 10:03 PM

I was reading the Fairbanks, Alaska newspaper over the weekend (don't ask me why, it just strikes my fancy) and they did an article about local gardens, and I noticed they all had that high-quality almost clear panels, sometimes just around the sides, and others of them completely over the top. I can't find it now, and it might have been a video in a story that I'm thinking of. Pretty interesting, the growing season is shorter but the days are so much longer they get some pretty good crops.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 19 - 01:03 PM

Alaska grows whopper plants.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Sep 19 - 01:20 PM

What? Whoppers grow on plants in Alaska?

Do they have Big Mac plants too?


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Sep 19 - 02:22 PM

Wrong category. He meant the malted milk balls, not the hamburgers.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Sep 19 - 11:40 PM

I had two trees cut down last weekend; one was a very large pine in the front yard that I didn't want to fall on the house in a windstorm, the other was a vitex (purple chaste) in the back yard managing to grow into all of the power lines and cables (I thought I'd put it far enough away - who knew?)

Two different artists have stopped by the house asking for pieces of the pine at the curb (waiting for trash pickup). One is a blacksmith who needs it next to his anvil, the other has a daughter who makes glass art and she needs the chunks of wood as bases to mount her rods that support her glass. MOM was so tickled to see the blacksmith; he arrived via skateboard (he lives 2 blocks up the hill from here) - he shifted a very large piece (24" tall by about 16" across) onto the skateboard and took off pushing it up the hill.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Sep 19 - 06:32 PM

Whoops,
our Mini-MOM almost disappeared below the line.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Sep 19 - 11:13 PM

It's many weeks since we were able to open MOM Prime, and she is still closed for repairs.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Sep 19 - 02:36 PM

from a couple weeks ago:
"Didn't you arrange to have some of your ashes shot into space?"

I actually knew someone who was given that honor. It was 'technically' illegal, but quietly worked out by some folks at JPL as a tribute to someone they knew. A few people in the folk community know about it, and smile whenever certain names and launches are mentioned.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Sep 19 - 04:11 PM

I pulled some old Kodak Carousel slide trays out of the closet today. Slides. Vacations from years ago. MOM wants to get out the projector and look at all of them. She's making popcorn now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Sep 19 - 10:42 AM

I tweaked the title of this thread because at this rate it isn't going to be so mini, but it is still an annexed space to give MOM's kids a place to congregate without getting into trouble.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Sep 19 - 01:39 PM

Sorry to disturb your slumber, Mom, but it's time for a trip back to the top!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Sep 19 - 05:42 PM

MOM was watching me fold and hang up clean laundry this afternoon, and told me she likes the message on the t-shirt that says I was normal three dogs ago.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Sep 19 - 11:05 AM

Perhaps that t-shirt was on my mind because today I'm going to go look at the dogs at the city shelter. MOM wants to go along with a bag of dog treats and give each of them a treat as we pass by the kennels.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Sep 19 - 05:51 PM

We are just over an hour into the integration of a new boxer/pitbull puppy into the household. The Blue Heeler is jealous, the Labrador retriever doesn't care. The puppy is rolling over for everyone and has already snagged her collar on the drawer pull in the kitchen, in the nick of time I was able to avoid tragic consequences of that. MOM says she doesn't want dogs on the furniture but I think she's going to be busy trying to keep this one off.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Sep 19 - 07:26 PM

Mazel tov and congrats
on the new pack member, Oh Alpha Dog.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Sep 19 - 12:42 PM

I may have valuable informaton, or not, for Max to know regarding the abilities/access of an internet hacker who may be respondsible for Mudcat intrusions and mischief. Shall I access Max by way other than PM?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Sep 19 - 04:10 PM

Max@mudcat.org will send it to his preferred email. Thanks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 19 - 02:18 AM

Mom, I’m in Gweedore and should be home Sunday! This place is neat — elves and others are working on something — they’re quite annoyed by “the people upstairs.”


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Sep 19 - 10:39 PM

The new dog is starting to fit in as far as the other two are concerned, but she still has a long way to go as far as growing up and not chewing up everything around the house. MOM had to lock up all of her shoes after a right shoe and a left shoe of two different pairs were destroyed and she decided to wear the remaining shoes out in public. A Cole Haan loafer and a Jimmy Choo high heel look strange together.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Sep 19 - 02:33 PM

Bon voyage home, Rapparee.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 19 - 06:47 AM

MOM, pray for me! I’m in INDIANA!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Sep 19 - 04:48 PM

MOM, a week or two ago
I met an acquaintance who has a service dog.
Big strapping young male black Labrador Retriever, the dog is.
Well and expensively trained, knows what he ought to do.

I guess I am an evil influence on dogs like this one.
When I greeted man and dog,
I went down into a kneel-crouch to say hello to the dog,
who had his service-dog harness on.

And right away the dog's "inner puppy" came out,
and he wanted to PLAY PLAY PLAY!
So now I have to stay a discreet distance from my acquaintance and his service buddy,
because my very presence
makes the dog want to jump on people and
bounce up and down,
and bark, and lick faces, and all that.

Naughty, naughty me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 19 - 08:15 PM

Mom, I escaped from Indiana and I'm HOME!! Tired, and my coat has bullet holes from where the guards shot at me, but I escaped more or less unharmed. It's a good thing we had pre-purchased airplane tickets or they would have taken me at the ticket counter. But I fooled 'em and got home with little or no mishap. Oh, sure, I did have to take out that one guard but he was less than six feet eight inches and didn't really count. Now I must go upstairs and get a very small percentage of the total laundry out of the dryer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM

Always ask first if you can pet a service animal; that said, there are a lot of bogus "service" animals out there in public with people these days. They can buy the bibs on Amazon and they don't train their dogs to even fake being well-behaved.

And that said, I have a puppy who chews lots of stuff and has to do regular cooling-down periods in her crate, though today one of the big dogs was egging her on. Pepper was squeaking Cookie's toy and not letting Cookie have it when she pulled on it (they usually do) and Cookie in return jumped all over Zeke and bit at his poor tender ears. He doesn't cry often, but he complained about that treatment of his velvety ears. Cookie is in time out right now but the toy is in with her so I'm hearing lots of squeaking. MOM took a bottle of Scotch and a glass and headed out onto the porch.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Sep 19 - 01:51 PM

Any updates on MOAB restorations?

I imajined that behind the scenes mudelves are busy exsponging Amos gems and compiling them. That may only take about 7 years.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Sep 19 - 02:27 PM

Amos had me go through and copy his poems for him then hide them; I suppose they can be restored and saved but you know that is a HUGE job, correct? Opening the entire MOAB in mudelf format?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 19 - 03:59 PM

I already have done so. Here is an except:

V2hlbiBpbiBkaXNncmFjZSB3aXRoIGZvcnR1bmUgYW5kIG1lbidzIGV5ZXMgSSBhbGwgYWx
vbmUgYmV3ZWVwIG15IG91dGNhc3Qgc3RhdGUgYW5kIHRyb3VibGUgZGVhZiBoZWF2ZW4gd
2l0aCBteSBib290bGVzcyBjcmllcyBhbmQgbG9vayB1cG9uIG15c2VsZiBhbmQgY3Vyc2U
gbXkgZmF0ZSBoYXBseSBkbyBJIHRoaW5rIG9uIHRoZWUgYW5kIHRoZW4gbXkgaGVhcnQgb
GlrZSB0aGUgbGFyayBmcm9tIHRoZSBzdWxsZW4gZWFydGggYXJpc2luZyBzaW5ncyBoeW1
ucyBhdCBoZWF2ZW5zIGdhdGUu


And that's just a small sample of all of Mom.


Damn, you nearly broke the Internet with that side-ways scrolling. I added line breaks. ---grumpy mudelf


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Sep 19 - 05:32 PM

I'm only 19, I'm only 19 but I'm a god damn Marine
and I'm ordered to arrest the Prez but I don't know
I'm told he's hold up at Mara Lago and won't let go
Now there's crooks with Nazi looks shooting my way

Outside I neutralized heavy militia automatic fire
I've been ordered to detain my commander and chief
I'm on point and don't see relief it feels like a movie
All I was briefed is that his only weapon is that he's a liar

I've been ordered but I don't know if the Prez will ever show
OMG there he is in a huge kitchen slumped at the refridgerator door.
I looked down on him slumped on the floor my weapon locked and loaded
You're under arest I croaked and he said
"I'm not the one you're looking for"...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 10:45 AM

I'm the heartless owner of a Havahart trap, in which I catch mice (they go into a tall bucket of water) or toads (they are released). Mom wants to use salami to bait it, I've been using peanut butter. Since we're in the city and they're so small, there is no lead in use, just water.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 11:26 AM

I used too much water and sadly drowned a chipmunk.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 02:33 PM

There has only ever been one critter at a time in the trap, so it isn't a matter of an accidental drowning.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 05:08 PM

3 Hardest things to say;

I'M SORRY
I NEED HELP
Worstesshire? worcestershire sauce


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 05:25 PM

Around the house it is referred to (fondly) as What's It Shit? Sauce.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 09:11 PM

Hi Mom!I was (very) briefly in touch with Khandu today!

Did I mention I have sprained right foot (Podiatrist visit this past Monday), a visit to the dentist today (cleaning, etc. with a bigger thing later this month), an ultrasound tomorrow, a dexascan (bone density) next Monday, and a CT scan next Wednesday? And this coming Saturday we'll be hosting a memorial service at our house for a friend who died whilst we were in Ireland?

Mom, we go aware to the doctors and medical types can't get us! (Can't do anything about friends dying whether we're here or afar.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 09:18 PM

I've had to round up the new dog toys; Pepper had a hidden trait we didn't see till now—she doesn't share toys well. She'll play, but then it becomes hyper-real and she hunkers down, hoarding them, and she had the puppy squealing bloody murder this afternoon. One more episode and that was enough, they're all bagged and on top of the refrigerator.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Oct 19 - 08:08 PM

Does Pepper suppose that the toys are her flock of sheep??


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Oct 19 - 08:59 PM

She supposes something - she's a blue heeler, so her brain is busy working out how to keep all of the toys under her control.

Today Zeke and Cookie raced around so much I finally parked Cookie in her crate to give Zeke a break. They've been doing it again this evening. Without toys to play with other dogs are the next best thing!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 19 - 10:10 PM

MÓM, Í've léárnéd tó úsé ÁLT códés tó máké fádás!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 19 - 09:08 PM

öth®r th쳌ngs ˜aº wÜll!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Oct 19 - 09:26 PM

MOM, it's Friday! Even retired, I still love Fridays!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 19 - 09:21 PM

Well, that's over. The wake went well -- about 50 people or so crowded into our little cottage. Everyone seemed to have a good time, AND nobody set fire to the thatch!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 19 - 09:19 PM

How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey! Such is the case. Look history over; you will see. The missionary comes after the whiskey -- I mean he arrives after the whiskey has arrived; next comes the poor immigrant, with ax and hoe and rifle; next, the trader; next, the miscellaneous rush; next, the gambler, the desperado, the highwayman, and all their kindred in sin of both sexes; and next, the smart chap who has bought up an old grant that covers all the land; this brings the lawyer tribe; the vigilance committee brings the undertaker. All these interests bring the newspaper; the newspaper starts up politics and a railroad; all hands turn to and build a church and a jail -- and behold! civilization is established forever in the land. But whiskey, you see, was the van-leader in this beneficent work. It always is. It was like a foreigner -- and excusable in a foreigner -- to be ignorant of this great truth, and wander off into astronomy to borrow a symbol. But if he had been conversant with the facts, he would have said: Westward the Jug of Empire takes its way. -- Samuel L. Clemens


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 19 - 09:15 PM

Faghaimse díreach brí chun buaite
Is feidhm id chaíntse a bhrídeach bhuartha.
Feicím, is is dóigh gur dóite an radharc liom,
Síolrach Órfhlaith Mhóire is Mheidhbhe,
An seifteoir caol is an créatúr cladhartha,
An ceisteoir claon is an déirceoir daigheartha,
Sú na táire is tál na coimse
Ag súil le sárfhuil sámh na saoithe.
Achtáimid mar dlí do bhéithe
An seacht faoi thrí gan chuibhreach céile
Do tharraing ar cheann go teann gan trua
Is a cheangal don chrann seo i dteannta an tuama.
Bainigí lom de a chabhail is a chóta,
Is feannaigí a dhroim is a choim le córda.
An chuid acu tharla báite i mblianta
Is cheileas go táir an tairne tiarpa,
Chuireas amú gan subhachas d’éinne
Buile na hútha is lúth a ngéaga,
Do mhilleas a gcáil is fáil ar bhean acu
Ag feitheamh gan fáth ar bharr na craoibhe,
Fágaim fúibhse tionscal páise
A mhná na dúile dúbhadh le háilíos;
Ceapaigí fír-nimh tinte is tairní,
Caithigí smaointe is intleacht mhná leis,
Cuirigí bhur gcomhairle i gcomhar le chéile,
Is tugaimse cumhachta an fórsa dhéanamh.
Beirim gan spás díbh páis na gciantach,—
Is beag liom bás gan barrghoin pian dóibh.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Oct 19 - 11:30 PM

MOM is pleased to see that you've learned a new skill, Rap. Those accented vowels are looking good.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 19 - 09:33 AM

Our fáda, who art in Irish, annoying be thy name! (Old Irish Prayer about accented vowels.)

I also got a book called "500 Mallatacth Ort." It's a collection of curses in Irish and English and boy are there some doozies! "May you be stricken with diarrhea and a bout of sneezing at the same time!" "The devil eat you and spit you out because of the taste!" "Your waste lay crosswise inside you!" "Exorbitant rent to you!" "Crusts and scabs to your crotch!" One I heard years ago: "May the grass grow long before your door" -- and it's pretty bad when you think about it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 19 - 09:23 PM

Mom, I am so sorry that no one else save SRS seems to care. Have other and drown your cares.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Oct 19 - 11:14 PM

That "waste lay crosswise" - whew! An ancient illustration of constipation. Ugg.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Oct 19 - 11:52 AM

A compendium of my unique and strange ideas, some of have become realities:

For the deaf, a device to bypass all the mechanical detection structures of sound and feed neural electric audio impulses directly to the brain. While the concept was good my method was external and caused synthesesia, The surgical implantation of an input directly into the cochleah was the final solution. ( in use today )

For the autistic, an enzyme to help remove the universal initial duplication of all neural functions in young autistic brains. ( not explored )

For MS patients a cloning process of myelynial shaft cells and infusion of the cells into the spinal fluid. (partialy tried )

Carbon foam material for acoustic instruments.

In cosmology a concept that all things are transmutable. Not just e=mc2 but even space time and matter into space inside energetic black holes.

air conditioned pillows so the head powers its pump

video phone door bells

how to counteract Russian troll anguish and confusion

Evidence of hypnosis pehnomena in religious pracctices.

Specialized use of Oxytocin

Further research into Amazonian Cubensis.

more as time allows


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Subject: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 19 - 06:29 PM

Okay then.

100!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 19 - 07:17 AM

100 annex posts = 60,000 MOAB posts that chronicled 30 years?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Oct 19 - 02:37 PM

Have we lost all of our imaginary creatures?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 19 - 03:20 PM

Biden and son are GUILTY of...
I do not know the current Trump conspiracy lies about Biden but it is said the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it. But how big is big?

Hunter Biden was the Grand Ambassador of the Sons of Satan devoted to preventing the second coming

Joe Biden is in league with current alien astronauts who are respondsible for forming the Democratic Party. And if so will deliver mankind into slavery of the entire human race. Ancient Fascist Astronaut theorists agree.

Father and son sodomy?

Treasury theft?

Porn star affairs?

Gathered dirt on Trump from Queens?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: GUEST,The Galactic Overlord
Date: 11 Oct 19 - 09:59 PM

FROM: The Galactic Overlord
TO: MOABITES

You thought to confuse me with this Annex! But I have your duckdog and will only set it free if you surrender your Mother Moab to me for my unspeakable pleasures. You may contact me with your answer by texting me at #galacticoverlord.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Oct 19 - 02:44 PM

...it was too good to last, right?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 19 - 09:59 PM

You can talk about Lassie and old Rin-Tin-Tin
And Snoopy the beagle, young Charlie's best friend,
Or King of the Mounties, or Benji, quite small,
But Gluon the Duckdog's the best of them all.

Not really a particle, not quite a wave,
We never know how Gluon's apt to behave.
For life's complicated, it's not really simple,
When governed by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.

Some say he's made up, just a MOAB invention,
A duckdog who lives in the seventh dimension,
And flies here to there faster than Mighty Mouse,
And sleeps in a teserract-shaped duckdog house.

He navigates wormholes to new galaxies
Where live huge duckdog-eating Thingamazees.
Worse than Bandersnatches, much worse than a Snark,
But he frightens them off with an ear shattering "Quark!"

So here's to our Gluon, oh duckdog supreme,
More than an idea, much more than a meme.
The best darned duckdog in the whole multiverse.
Yes, as duckdogs go, we could have done worse.                              
                   --Beedub, way back in the ancient days of 2015

I actually feel sort of sorry for the GO.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Oct 19 - 06:15 AM

There is a theory that when gluons gang up and pair up they are respondsible for gravity.
Individually they are nice but a pack f them can be inconcievably viscious.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 19 - 08:36 PM

I have received a strange email from gnu. He said that his mum died September 27 and that he was in the hospital in bad shape. No other information.

I responded and asked him what was going on.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 19 - 08:52 PM

gnu's mom.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Oct 19 - 11:27 PM

I haven't heard from him, though I sent a note.

MOM will clear a space in the guest room and make him comfortable if he comes to visit.

With detective's hat on I've located enough information to send a card.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 15 Oct 19 - 06:52 PM

I would send our Gnu a card as well,
if I knew where to find his mailing address.

Failing that,
good thoughts and vibes,
as the gallant Rapparee says elsewhere.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: khandu
Date: 16 Oct 19 - 05:51 PM

Dammit! I turn my head for 7-15 years and y’all let Mom get annexed! What the hell?!?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Oct 19 - 11:59 PM

We haven't been able to pry the door open on the old place for two months now. Max says it's under repair. Apparently Chinese hackers or bots were exploiting something about the thread. I think.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 08:57 AM

Someone was trying to deliver Mom's makgeolli and couldn't find the door.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 09:39 AM

During the hacking months ago The PM section was also involved so that a named member would post messages of a person in a downward emotional spiral and then erase/edit and post different messages.

'They' by the same member name also delivered message boxes that would say "Mudcat has files for you to download"
It would crudely disable computers if clicked upon.

I know much more but no one here believed me.

The best defense was to totally ignore the attack, which I did by not taking the bait.

There was a 4 chan or Russian quality to the hack and was more sophisticated than the 'member name' who actually bragged about his hacking prowess.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 10:17 AM

Careful, Don, this is a BS thread. . .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 06:42 PM

I have hacking prowess. I once split five cords of seasoned hickory, oak and ironwood in one (1) hour using only my spit, hands, and pocketknife. AND I have witnesses to prove it, provided they aren't all dead yet.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 08:50 PM

After dealing with Ironwood I learned it is harder than Oak.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 19 - 08:55 PM

And it weren't none of that straight-grained stuff! Twisted and skewed every whichaway!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Oct 19 - 03:30 PM

It wasn't just MOAB, khandu.
We had to get Jane's Rainbow back as well.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Oct 19 - 08:48 PM

Gnu reached out through the Interwebs and his typing is horrible, but it sounds like a couple of more weeks where he is. He fell. Must've been one heckuva tumble.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 Oct 19 - 03:59 PM

Sounds like a job for the Mudcat Recovery Ward ?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Oct 19 - 04:17 PM

SRS
I have been told to honor confidentiality to admin and now to be careful.
Straight up art, truth and out right humor has been the bread and butter of MOAB in the past but all things must pass eventually.

One point of view does not a magority make but sometimes the magority is wrong. More often I can be wrong about motives but not objective facts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Oct 19 - 05:00 PM

But you're drifting out of the BS arena, is all I meant.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 19 - 05:39 PM

Looks like a real blue norther blowing up!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 19 - 10:00 PM

Quarters the size of hailstones!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Oct 19 - 10:25 AM

Gnu the inscrutable seems to be feeling better. MOM feels great, now that she has been able to open a window at night and put a blanket over the sheets on the bed. You don't want to know what she's getting up to for Halloween decorations - scares the neighborhood kids shitless. Mostly we see families cross the street to go past the house so they don't trigger the motion detectors.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 19 - 09:12 AM

SRS -- you and all okay?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Oct 19 - 01:27 PM

Two doors down there is a halloween decoration we can smell from here.
The house on the corner has a tall fence so they suspended 13 ghosts in a tree that has a skeleton bride and groom underneath along with 22 skeleton guests suspended on folding chairs. A full reception banquet with 20 lbs. of putrified shrimp (the smell) and some huge lobsters for show. 2 skeleton security gate keepers with clipboards both have their skull up their ass. Wedding march music started up last night and has continued all day today. The one thing they are saving for a surprise seems to be the preacher?

I'm thinking of getting a pumpkin next week.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 Oct 19 - 01:30 PM

Ditto Rapparee to SRS --

did they say TORNADO?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Oct 19 - 01:37 PM

Ditto Amos to Rap.

Did they say FGS?

Fake Gnu Salad


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Oct 19 - 02:37 PM

The tornado(s) did a lot of damage in north and east Dallas. If anyone has ever flown into Love Field, you've been in the area. That's about 45 miles east of me.

Once all of the sturm und drang passed, the weather cleared up and it's a fabulous day out for all of those people clearing up tree branches, downed power lines, and exploded buildings.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 19 - 08:40 PM

You can get an above-ground tornado shelter for about USD 5K.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Oct 19 - 11:26 AM

Yes. It's called the central hallway.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 19 - 10:20 PM

Or the southwest corner of the basement, away from windows and with a saw and crowbar (at least).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Oct 19 - 11:13 PM

Basement? What basement? This house, like 99% of all other houses in Texas, is on a slab (or they're pier and beam, also no basement).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 19 - 09:14 PM

May I lend you a shovel? An underground storm cellar is best -- can you dig it??? 8-)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Oct 19 - 09:10 AM

The real dangers of a tornado to homes is lack of a quick dispersion of high pressure inside a home compared to the low pressure inside a tornado.
Without a pressure release valve, homes explode. Secondly the wind can shift homes on their foundation that causes loss of structural integrity.

A safe room only addresses protection from debris, not keeping one's home intact if hit.

Although there is little to be done in a sudden class 5 tornado, I imagine 2 solutions where no cellar is availlable.

1. Build homes with a cental 10 foot square reinforced wind chimney that connects every floor with 5 foot square wind egress channels that connects to the central chimney.

2. Steel anchor cables attached to bedrock or other underground anchors drape the home to wall and roof netting to hold the home stay put and avoid foundation shift.

This a low cost radical idea that comes from my imagination so feel free to ignore it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Oct 19 - 04:39 PM

Hi, Mom!

Here's the factoid for the day:

Have you ever noticed that the numbers on calculator keypads and telephone keypads are arranged differently? Have you ever wondered why?

Well, back in the days when touch-tone dialing was being introduced, AT&T's engineers realized that proficient users of office calculators could enter a phone number so fast that the generated tones would "step on each other" resulting in incomplete calls. So, they decided to move the 1,2,3 row from the bottom of the keypad to the top and the 7,8,9 row from the top to the bottom to slow office machine hot-dogs down to manageable speeds.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Oct 19 - 04:48 PM

my Research cure/treatment for MS
Clone ones own mycelial shaft cells and reinject into spinal fluid.

Safe Disposal of nuclear waste - I have no fucking clue.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 19 - 06:25 PM

Nuclear waste? Simple: get fusion power plants running and use the fission waste to power them. Rocketing the stuff into the sun would also work, until a rocket blew up on the launch pad or on the way up and out. Or encase it in concrete and stack it in the middle of a desert such as Washington, DC and let those who visit it deal with the consequences of their stupidity (who knows, we may need the stuff later).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Oct 19 - 07:34 PM

I think nuclear waste will prove to be a valuable resource in the near future.

When accidental exposure to nuclear waste creates a horde of giant houseflies, we'll need to intentionally expose some spiders to create giant spiders to eat the giant flies. Then, if the giant spiders become a problem, we'll just expose some birds to control them. Then, we'll probably need to expose some cats to eat all the giant birds. And then some dogs to eat the giant cats....

Eventually, all the animals on earth will have eaten each other and, by the time intelligent life evolves again, the remaining nuclear waste will have decayed into harmless sludge.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Oct 19 - 06:49 AM

MOAB is a great suppository for supposition.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Oct 19 - 02:50 PM

I suppose.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Oct 19 - 04:23 PM

And for posers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 19 - 09:43 AM

My friend, a fire fighter, would pose with a hose, I suppose.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Oct 19 - 11:57 AM

Your friend may be on call to go visit California this week. It seems to be burning down.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Oct 19 - 06:46 PM

His wife, our massage therapist, would worry -- as would his three kids. Pocatello is short firefighters and EMTs -- the other day there were three calls in 15 minu4tes and there would have been no one to respond to a fourth. Same thing in the police. Perhaps because the city pays 14% under the state's average? Because the firefighters' union has endorsed a pro-Union fella for City Council?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Oct 19 - 07:48 PM

Hi, Mom!

We finally got some rain and our shiitake logs expressed their pleasure by putting forth an abundance of delicious mushrooms.

In their honor, I have composed this ditty, to the tune of "We're In the Money".

🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

We got shiitake, we got shiitake,
We got delicious fungi growin' outta logs,
We got shiitake, that ain't bull hockey,
We just might turn ourselves into shiitake hogs.

You can hear those 'shrooms a sizzlin' in the fryin' pan
Mix 'em in an omelet or a stir fry, man oh man!

We got shiitake, we got shiitake,
We'll even give a few leftovers to the dogs!

🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 19 - 08:42 PM

Morels.

This is a pretty damned good recipe for mushroom soup. Try it. Even Gluon likes it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 19 - 08:49 PM

I remembered this post....

Subject: From Max: State of the Union Address
From: Max - PM
Date: 11 May 06 - 10:43 PM

I've got to tell you, I'm sick and tired of some of the crap that I've seen lately.

Martin Gibson: you have to pack up and go. Your knowledge and contributions are valuable, and it's a shame that your sociopathy prevents us from hosting you or taking you seriously anymore.

Shambles: I just don't care anymore. You press your point, time after time, until you press too far and then complain about the check. You do this purposefully to prove a point, but in the end, you are a distraction from the real point of this site. You too, should bid farewell.

Joe: Do I need to separate you two?

Americans: We're losing to the Limey's. I attempt to lure American Folk artists, historians, archivists and enthusiasts to the Mudcat, and am repeatedly rejected because the Mudcat is now viewed as an UK Folk Forum. I don't blame the UK'ers, nor wish them to change anything they are doing, however, I'd like a nice balance so not to alienate either.

Members/Users: We've never had a worse year as far as contributions. I am footing the bill for over 50% of the expenses year-to-date. We have maybe a dozen folks that contribute on any sort of consistent basis. I'd like to refuse any further contribution from these folks, because I feel they carry a burden that they need not if I did my job right. I would like to see a whole new set of folks step up to the plate and get us through a month or more. Remember, it does not need to come out of your pocket. We have an international community of like-people here. Items that one may have and not need or want no longer can find a happy home in our auction. You can host a sing and put a tip bucket out. There are a million things you can think of to support this site and it's purpose.   Nude calendars, recipes, blackmail…

Max: You need to keep this site running smoothly. These downtimes and outages are unacceptable for a real Website. We want reliability and we want you to fix the duplication and miss-ordered threads. Most importantly, you need a better backup system to ensure we won't lose any of this valuable resource.

Jeff: I want the related threads to be in a drop down box. For that matter, I'd like the thread posting summary in a drop down as well.

Everyone: She ain't what she used to be. We'll never get it back. This site should be about our eclectic interest in old-time traditional music from all over the world. Our local communities don't have a lot to offer us as far as merchandise and community, so we go to the Mudcat. We should welcome the newbies. We should covet the information we have now and strive to collect more. We should use this place to meet each other, organize and/or promote events. Please, don't forget the good of such a place.

To those of you who aren't around so much anymore: Give us another shot, please.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Oct 19 - 10:48 PM

Thanks, Rap.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 09:57 AM

Speaking of morals


Subject: RE: BS: Boring threads are comforting
From: Donuel - PM
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 08:40 AM

Snug as a bug in Hotel Doral
Trump snubs the world while he loses morale
Sooner or later he is going to hell
When all of the bug bites begin to swell

They swell and itch from his head to his toes
The bites grew together from his throat to his nose
All his insults now sound like they're snot
He thought he was great but now he's not

One of the bug bites became highly infected
His yes men were there but no longer protected
All the King's men and all the King's horses
Would not protect him, not even armed forces

The moral of the story is not that its gory
Its the tiniest germ that can bring down a boring
Meglomaniac self interested whore King.
We may be but germs but WE write our story


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 12:52 PM

It is currently 14F with a windchill of -9F. Snow covers the ground, an alabaster blanket. There are tracks in snow -- of crosscountry skiers, a lone snowshoer, coyotes, and the pack of wolves that lives on the golf course. I have called and called, hoping Gluon would answer and change this weather, but in vain.    As Johnny "Lunger" Keats wrote, "The owl for all his feather [is] a-cold." I am reminded, looking out the bay window, of Ralph W. Emerson's "The Snowstorm"

Announced by all the trumpets of the sky,
Arrives the snow, and, driving o’er the fields,
Seems nowhere to alight: the whited air
Hides hills and woods, the river and the heaven,
And veils the farm-house at the garden’s end.
The sled and traveller stopped, the courier’s feet
Delayed, all friends shut out, the housemates sit
Around the radiant fireplace, enclosed
In a tumultuous privacy of Storm.


Or, tho' 'tis but October (tho' near November) John "Leafy" Whittier's poem "Snowbound" (which I shan't bore you with beyond the first stanza as it seems to go on forever):

The sun that brief December day
Rose cheerless over hills of gray,
And, darkly circled, gave at noon
A sadder light than waning moon.
Slow tracing down the thickening sky
Its mute and ominous prophecy,
A portent seeming less than threat,
It sank from sight before it set.
A chill no coat, however stout,
Of homespun stuff could quite shut out,
A hard, dull bitterness of cold,
That checked, mid-vein, the circling race
Of life-blood in the sharpened face,
The coming of the snow-storm told.
The wind blew east; we heard the roar
Of Ocean on his wintry shore,
And felt the strong pulse throbbing there
Beat with low rhythm our inland air.


Come, brave Gluon! Hurry and take these four-letter words from hence!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 01:47 PM

Thanks rap, your misery makes me feel much better now.

Oh how the mighty have fallen
from Khan to Hitler and Stalin
when all of the goyem
return to praise poyum
Maybe we'll stop all the brawlin.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 02:32 PM

Mom has rules like Geneva?
I did not know Mom was even arena
bull shitting fools
don't follow the rules like
When its too hot in the kitchen
to stop all of the bitchin
go to the bathroom and sit.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 11:02 PM

That was odd. But the system, one germ at a time, will take down the Orange one. :-)

Over the last couple of weeks I've chatted online and via email with Gnu. He has quite a story to tell, but it's his, not mine, so maybe he'll drop in one day and share some of it. It has been like pulling teeth to understand the timeline, but it makes sense now. He's sounding better all of the time.

New freezer arriving tomorrow morning. I wish there wasn't so much thawed carnage to go with it (though the carne is all rescued and stuffed into the side-by-side of the regular fridge.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Oct 19 - 09:36 AM

Well if you move to Pocotello you won't need a freezer.
I need to revamp the freezer. I suspect there is some ancient lobster at the bottom


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Oct 19 - 04:10 PM

Mom!

I bought a dozen eggs yesterday and put them in the refrigerator. When I went to make breakfast this morning, the fridge was full of the souls of dead people!

The eggs were mediums.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Oct 19 - 05:56 PM

They were probably very easy to capture, what with having shell shock.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 19 - 09:59 PM

Great yolk!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Oct 19 - 08:13 PM

Mom said God lets small egg omlettes of far left Nam Vets taste like raw fish scottish cornish danish with a little dab of do-yah.

- Ah Oh, my auto-rhymerizer app has an AI glitch.-


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 19 - 08:37 PM

Nuc nam on winter kimchi with rice.

Good luck.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Nov 19 - 08:53 PM

Is it true that Chicago got so much snow
that they were canceling plane flights yesterday?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 19 - 10:05 PM

Chicago got about 4 inches. They could, probably, handle that. Of course, flights IN might have been cancelled.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 19 - 01:13 PM

Up outa the gutter! Shame on you!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 19 - 08:32 PM

A traveler was headed down a lonely road when it began to rain. Luckily he happened upon a monastery just off the side of the road. He knocked on the door and was greeted by one of the monks. He asked if he could stay the night, to which the monk replied that their order would gladly shelter him, as long as he stayed out of the tower with no doors. As he settled down for the night he suddenly heard an ungodly noise coming from the tower the monk mentioned, a cross between screaming and the wind on aluminum foil. Then suddenly it stopped and he soon fell asleep. He awoke refreshed and asked one of the monks about the sound, but the monk replied that only monks of their monastery may know what is in the tower. He thanked the monks for their hospitality and went on his way. About a year later he returned to the monastery and asked about becoming a monk. The head monk replied that if he would aid the monastery in small ways they would consider him. So for the next five years he helped tend the gardens, clean the windows, and learn of the monks' religion. He even once helped them recover a holy relic to be housed in the monastery. Eventually the head monk told the traveler he was ready to become a monk and initiated him. The monks recited a prayer for such an occasion and provided him with a robe of their brotherhood, and the head monk said it was time to see what was in the tower. The head monk led the new initiate down into the catacombs, deeper and deeper until the head monk found and pressed a loose brick. This opened a secret passage leading to a spiral stair. Up, up they went. Their legs grew tired until the head monk opened a trap door leading to a room surrounded with ivy covered trellises. They were inside the tower now. The head monk opened a door leading to another spiral staircase leading to the room at the very top of the tower. The head monk pulled out a key and unlocked the wooden door, pulling it aside to reveal a rusty iron door. The door clattered as the head monk pulled it open, and behind it was a titanium door. The head monk pressed a six digit PIN on a panel on the door and it slid open. The room was at first too dark to see anything. The head monk flipped a switch and a dim light bulb flickered on. Finally the traveler saw with his own eyes the source of that mysterious sound which he had spent all those years laboring to discover.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Nov 19 - 11:40 PM

https://www.livescience.com/universe-may-be-curved.html

    Everything we think we know about the shape of the universe could be wrong. Instead of being flat like a bedsheet, our universe may be curved, like a massive, inflated balloon, according to a new study.

    That's the upshot of a new paper published today (Nov. 4) in the journal Nature Astronomy, which looks at data from the cosmic microwave background (CMB), the faint echo of the Big Bang. But not everyone is convinced; the new findings, based on data released in 2018, contradict both years of conventional wisdom and another recent study based on that same CMB data set.


Flat like a bedsheet? Is that the best they could do? My bedsheets aren't particularly flat even when the bed is made. They curve around the mattress, so they could actually be shaped like the universe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Nov 19 - 11:44 AM

Amos would have liked that one, or posted it himself (going back to the original study, of course).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 19 - 06:35 PM

The Universe IS a bedsheet. Probably on a toddler's bed, and there have been...um...accidents from time to time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 19 - 07:18 PM

Oh, come on, Folks!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Nov 19 - 07:28 PM

Ease up, Rapparee.
The forecast has scared the wits out of people over here.
It's pouring down rain after dark
(and with the time change it's darker at an earlier hour),
and
this line of cold air
is supposed to turn the rain into sn*w BEFORE dawn ...
and tomorrow is a working day ...

no wonder if people would rather pull the covers over their heads
than add another post to the Annex thread.

Hope Gnu arrived home as planned today.
And hope the weather is not cruel to him up there, as well ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 19 - 01:52 PM

I got an email from him just now. He’s home.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Nov 19 - 07:03 PM

Rap, run over and give him a hand, he has a long list of things to do around the house.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 19 - 09:10 PM

G stands for Gnu, whose weapon of defence
Are long, sharp, curling horns, and common sense.
To these he adds a name so short and strong,
That even hardy Boers pronounce it wrong.
How often on a bright autumnal day
The pious people of Pretoria say,
'Come, let us hunt the______' Then no more is heard
but sounds of strong men struggling with a word;
Meanwhile the distant Gnu with grateful eyes
Observes his opportunity and flies.


                      --Hilaire Belloc


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Nov 19 - 12:09 PM

Lookout, Moncton! Gnu is out and about. No "flies" but walking, rolling, and modest amount of driving. Flying will have to wait a couple of weeks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Nov 19 - 07:55 PM

Okay, dammit, what was the source of that mysterious sound which the traveler/monk had spent all those years laboring to discover?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Nov 19 - 10:37 PM

It's cold now, but MOM found a silicone thing to put over the tub drain so she can run the hot water 3 or 4 inches deeper than the tub would normally allow, so she's happy. Comes out of the tub half-cooked.

Dunno about a noise. Ask Gnu.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Nov 19 - 03:35 PM

Stilly, thanks for telling us,
and I for one
am sincerely relieved to hear that
Gnu can walk as well as roll ...
I was so anxious that he might be unable to walk at all.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Nov 19 - 06:44 AM

There are no impeahment parties here but bars are celebrating with supeona colladas, squid bro pros and Slim peach mints.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Nov 19 - 04:47 PM

There's a stray male pitbull wandering around the front and down by the creek. The pack discussed his presence with him through the mesh security door; he didn't like the language they used and headed off. Zeke in the back was simply asking him to come an play, but the girls were offended that he was in the yard without a proper introduction. MOM was sitting on the swing in the sun in the back yard watching them all and sipping an early Friday evening cocktail.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Nov 19 - 11:11 AM

I aimed at opening MOM's annex but accidentally opened the "what are we eating" thread instead. MOM has looked at that thread and noted more than a couple of the recipes, but when I look at the recycle bin (she does use it) I see a lot of take-out containers. I can tell that somewhere in the kitchen the bag of potatoes has turned bad. Now which cupboard were they stashed in?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Nov 19 - 11:46 AM

There's a thread currently on the board called "BS: What colour IS that?" It's about a paint color called "Clontarf". The color is named for the Clontarf suburb of Dublin, whose name is derived from the Irish Cluain Tarbh", meaning "meadow of the bull".

I only mention this because eaveryone knows that, as far as the Mudcat goes, the MOAB is the REAL meadow of the bull. Perhaps Mom should keep an eye out for possible leakage from that thread into this one.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 19 - 06:08 PM

Mom, even though I’m in Springfield, Illinois I’m still alive, albeit barely.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Nov 19 - 02:37 PM

It's too late - MOAB has leaked all over the place and people have attempted a couple of anti_MOAB threads that died a brutal death.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Nov 19 - 12:40 PM

Thanksgiving (US) is approaching and MOM is settling on the menu. I think she's going to ask everyone to bring major parts of the meal. Ever since Little Hawk and his friends made a "deep-fried turkey" that was launched into low Earth orbit, she prefers someone bake the bird. Any volunteers?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Nov 19 - 01:05 PM

MOAB is not just leaking it is bleeding. It is either Recipes, what we are eating, an obit, or a Mudcat recovery ward...

By removing it for what ever guarded reason was its death and a loss of its legacy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 19 - 09:57 PM

Mom will never die.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Nov 19 - 11:20 AM

I will give up on Mom when they pry her bloated gin-soaked carcass from my cold dead hands.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Nov 19 - 02:22 PM

See, even BWL will give up and Rap says she "will never die" but this is from a guy who just said he is barely alive. Has MOM ever been in such jeopardy before? She is need of medication, perhaps in the form of expert original poetry, or sublime BS or both.

However yesteryear's near Earth orbiting deepfried turkey is rather sublime.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Nov 19 - 12:36 AM

Signs of life! MOM, we know you're there!

I was searching for a thread on Tom Lehrer and came up with lyrics and threads in the results. A post of mine from MOAB was there and I clicked on it. And can see it! So I then looked at the date of that post and went to the "view posts by date" option in the drop down menu and saw that Little Hawk had also posted that day. If you just mouse over the link without clicking it you can see the entire thing in the bottom. I saw the post number and typed that over the message number in the result I was already looking at and could see the LH post also. SO _ we can see in through the keyhole, but that's about it so far. The whole thing can't load but it is viewable one post at a time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Nov 19 - 12:04 AM

Tonight's repeat of NOVA was about "The Violence Paradox" and they're talking about "self-domestication" to reduce the amount of violence in modern societies.

Where does this leave Shane and Blind Drunk, et. al? Is there violence there or simply sloth?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 19 - 05:01 PM

Will it go round in circles


I've got a song, It ain't got no melody
I'ma gonna sing it to my friends
I've got a song, It ain't got no melody
I'ma gonna sing it to my friends

Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

I've got a story, ain't got no moral
Let the bad guy win every once in a while
I've got a story, ain't got no moral
Let the bad guy win every once in a while

Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

I've got a dance, I ain't got no steps, no
I'm gonna let the music move me around
I've got a dance, I ain't got no steps
I'm gonna let the music move me around

Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

Well Woo...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 11:42 AM

Mom, I have returned. I had to ride a bus full of returning college students from Salt Lake City to Pocatello during a blizzard yesterday to get here, five times I had to get out and push the bus out of a snow drift in temperatures below 0°K, but we made it. Now I sit staring out over a frozen landscape, no movement, and a lead-gray sky. But I am HOME.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 12:29 PM

Sounds like an adventure! Can you go sledding on the golf course, are the slopes that are steep enough?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Severn
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 12:38 PM

I hope that we can fully revive Mom before the Summer sets, and we can all shout, "Waugh who?"

English lit or English sober, she must be preserved, at least until there are more posts about her than there are Country and Bluegrass about her.

Has anybody ever considered a thread called "The Idiot Bastard Son of All BS Threads, just in case?.......


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 03:06 PM

That is the Little Hawk/Shane subtext that runs through much of MOAB.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 07:19 PM

There's already a thread called "The Bastard Child of all BS Threads".

Whether the bastard child in question is an idiot or not is an open question.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 11:07 PM

The so-called "Shame [correct spelling and meaning] McBride" is based on an actual character that LH knew well when he was imin Blind River, Ontario (yes, it exists). At the time LH was researching the music of bums, tramps, hoboes, panhandlers, and sex workers for his PhD dissertation at Juilliard1.

Yes, he received a PhD from the Fred Juilliard School of Clog Dancing. Call him "Doc Hawk" to let him know you know.


1Hawk, Little. "A Dissertation On the Music of Bums, Tramps, Hoboes, Panhandlers, and Sex Workers In Blind River, Ontario, Canada, Submitted In Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree of Doctor of Philosophy at the Fred Juilliard School of Clog Dancing, June 13, 1932."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 11:38 AM

Congratulations to the engravers at the US Mint!

They have succeeded in making Harriet Tubman look precisely as constipated as all the other presidents and notables whose portraits adorn US currency!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 11:55 AM

I think the engraver did an excellent job, considering the engraving projects I'm hearing about on AM radio as I listen to my weekly gardening program. There's apparently a presidential gold coin for the current occupant of the White House. Speculating about that OTHER project is liable to cause all sorts of indigestion or other GI upsets.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 19 - 08:27 PM

I don't think the US Mints create coins honoring living Presidents.

"(b) United States currency has the inscription “In God We Trust” in a place the Secretary decides is appropriate. Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities. The name of the individual shall be inscribed below the portrait." 31 U.S. Code §?5114(b).

LBJ signed an Executive Order for Kennedy half dollar, otherwise the standard is at least 10 years dead. Another exception was granted for some of those on the Presidential Dollars series.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 19 - 08:16 PM

Me and sometimes Stilly, doing all the heavy lifting around here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Dec 19 - 08:26 PM

... well, maybe we will hear from Gnu before New Year's?
One can but hope.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Dec 19 - 11:52 AM

That would make it Gnu Year's, don't you think?




The "mint" producing the Trump coins is the same private enterprise that has been advertising on AM radio and UHF channels late at night on weekends for decades. Not THE US Mint.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Dec 19 - 01:56 PM

And it's just a short step from
Gnu Year's to
the
Year of the Gnu.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 12:22 AM

where did everybody go ?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 06:27 AM

What do you expect with the actual thread gone and a policy of allowing only a scant few/membership to post in BS.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 07:35 AM

Hah! It's the Annual Holi/ydays and everyone is out shopping for presents to give me!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 11:53 AM

There are ways to slip in posts from the outside, but you have to know who to ask. . . just ask that Overlord fellow.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Dec 19 - 12:00 PM

What would you like Rap? Do you like whale tusks or teeth?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 19 - 07:23 PM

I'd like some scrimshaw from the whaling ship "Essex" -- 19th century stuff, you know.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Dec 19 - 08:00 PM

I have a whale tooth scrimshaw but I don't remember the ship. When I run accross it in the futility room, it's yours.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Dec 19 - 09:39 PM

Nice! And I have a futility room also; lately the puppy keeps dragging the rug from in front of my washer out into the yard and dragging it through the lawn and leaves. It seems futile to try to keep the whole house out of this dog's reach.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 08:00 AM

Goodness, just keep it in a cage/crate. The house, not the dog. Keeping the dog in such is impossible.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 08:18 AM

I was told the tooth is too heavy so it may be a forgery/fugazy to trick interior decorators.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 09:12 AM

At 'Norwall tusks R us' you can get a Norwall tusk to defend yourself against mad stabers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 09:26 AM

Stilly the way we tried to measure the curve or flatness of the universe was to trace humongous triangles and see if they added up to more degrees than a flat triangle. Why they got it wrong is that the
universe is bigger than we thought.

This question was asked of me in 1970 and I chose an open universe ie curved. Good catch, You found that link before I did.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 19 - 10:04 PM

I use a protractor, a piece of string, a fishing weight, and a level to measure the curvature of the Universe. It's quite simple when you know how. Oh, yes! I do my calculations on a 10" K&E log log decitrig slide rule (I used to use an abacus but I wanted more accuracy).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Dec 19 - 10:52 AM

Ah...I always wondered what instruments were used by the Mayans to measure the precession of the Earth in increments of 42,000 years.

I heard there is an impossibly large black hole nearby that is capturing smaller ones even closer to us.

Biden says, "if we can snag one, we will easily be able to broadcast ourselves into the future, no bones about it.
This is no Malarchy by cracky. We will first send whippersnappers for the long voyage with all the modern do hickies of home like a phonograph, ice box and ringer washers. 23 Skidoo!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 19 - 10:30 PM

I taught the Mayans. Also the Egyptians, Mesopotamians, Indians, Chinese, Atlantans, Greeks, Muans, and all the rest.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Dec 19 - 02:04 PM

I started a pithy short remark about food porn on TV on the weekends, but seem to have accidentally closed that browser before sending. Darn.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Dec 19 - 03:03 PM

I would believe you out read them all but I'm too savvy to believe you taught them. Ancient Alien Astronaut genetic engineers say "we did".

I am on my slide down from my cerebral maximum having had my migraine and visual trickery yesterday. See you guys on the other side of consciousness.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 19 - 09:18 PM

Of course, in the beginning there was Nothing. Just a big, black Nothing. I had to invent the concept of "points" or there would have continued to be nothing to measure. If there was nothing to measure I couldn't teach all them folks how to measure. You may or may not thank me for this later.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Dec 19 - 08:19 AM

You have gone from emporer to God? Julius found this a difficult transition. Of course it is an honor to have God post here. Its better than being friended on Facebook.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 19 - 07:55 AM

You may address me as "Dominus et Deus meus." And I declare double tithing for all!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 10:39 AM

Please, make that a lowercase god - the panoply of gods created here at Mudcat all deserve to be lowercase. The uppercase one (created in the shape of man) is busy with war and pestilence right now. Best not call that malignant being over here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 08:17 PM

Capitalization by demigods moves in strange and mysterious ways unlike mudelf rules.

Like, pope Fransisco the San Andreas treat.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Genisis
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 08:39 PM

Once upon a midnight dreary
As I searched, both weak and weary,
For lyrics to song that was labeled "forgotten lore"
Then did I hear a pecking, pecking, pecking, pecking,



Some peckerheads, I thought, were pecking at my chamber door.

But no, I had searched for lyrics,
Using all the computer searching tricks
I had mastered many, many years before,
And I had stumbled into a den of old and eldritch scat
And there I posted, as a GUEST, my first post at Cafe Mudcat


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 19 - 08:55 PM

How high's the BS, mama?
Two feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Two feet high and risin'

They're a carryin' on about Schroedinger's cat
And why that is this and this is that
Everyone's a talkin' right outta his hat,
Two feet high and risin'

How high's the BS, mama?
Three feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Three feet high and risin'

It's comin' up from the ground an' down from the trees
It's comin' in ships across the seven seas
I'm pretty darn tall but it's up to my knees,
Three feet high and risin'

How high's the BS, mama?
Four feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Four feet high and risin'

It's a comin' from the sky just like it was rain,
It's outta control like a runaway train,
This whole bunch is loony, ain't none of 'em sane
Four feet high and risin'

How high's the BS, mama?
Five feet high and risin'
How high's the BS, papa?
Five feet high and risin'

Better get some hip-waders or a tall pair of boots
Its a risin' quicker than you can say "shoot"
An' these people is crazy as a whole buncha coots,
Five feet high and risin'

Well, it's five feet high and risin'



guess who wrote these last two.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 19 - 10:17 PM

Those were BWL and Rapaire

now back to our regularly scheduled incomplete reality of quantum physics.

The world is composed of quantum realities, so are our brains with 'micro tubuels'.   Einstein did elucidate the realities of the quantum universe, his only attack he made upon quantum theory was that it is incomplete. So let us complete it, shall we?

Lets look at a thought experiment in which an adjoining medium or 'space dimension' would allow for all the odd inexplicable behaviors of quantum wavicles. It would have to be a medium or space dimension that would allow for wavicles to disappear between states and account for entanglement.

It would have to allow for the very small to enter and exit this special space but block the macroverse. The properties of this special space or medium would have to allow a simulataneous touching of every spot in the universe to touch or be adjacent to one another.

It would have to be a very special and bizarre space indeed. I have always called it anti space and of course it would have to be, get this, invisible.

Such a space would allow for all the impossibilities of quantum mechanics. Sherlock said when you've tried everything and only one possibility remains, that has to be your answer. Well that defies logic but if the special space allows for all quantum shenanygans...it should be considered. The problem is we can not yet measure let alone see special quantum space.

There we completed the quantum mystery. thank you.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Dec 19 - 01:00 AM

You can't top the New York Post for Bullshit. But in this instance they actually published something more bizarre than bullshit.

In case the link expires, the article says:

It’s a bird … it’s a plane … it’s a penis fish?

Thousands of “pulsing penis fish” have washed ashore on a California beach, as seen in jarring photos that are raising eyebrows due to the creature’s phallic shape.

The quirky marine life is officially called fat innkeeper worms (Urechis caupo), and an expert writes for Bay Nature that he believes a recent storm in the Drakes Beach area is the reason so many of them mysteriously appeared on the beach.

Ivan Parr, a biologist from the Western Section of the Wildlife Society, spotted them Dec. 6 and explains that the 10-inch fat innkeeper worm typically lives underwater, burrowing in mud or sand, but the storm likely carried them ashore.

“I’ve heard my share of imaginative theories from beachcombers, such as flotsam of a wrecked bratwurst freighter,” he writes.

However, Parr explains that a sausage ship accident is not the cause of this scene.

“We’re seeing the risk of building your home out of sand,” he says. “Strong storms — especially during El Niño years — are perfectly capable of laying siege to the intertidal zone, breaking apart the sediments, and leaving their contents stranded on shore.”

The spoonworm, which can live up to 25 years, feeds and swims using its “spatula-shaped proboscis.” It typically eats bacteria, plankton and other small particles, which it collects using “sticky mucus nets.”

Parr says he’s heard of sightings over the years in California at Pajaro Dunes, Moss Landing, Bodega Bay and Princeton Harbor.

The creature dates back 300 million years and also can be eaten. An anonymous colleague at The Post who has dined on a stir-fried fat innkeeper worm in Shanghai, China, describes the taste as “like a Livestrong band mated with a clam.”


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Dec 19 - 08:30 AM

We don't have penis worms in Florida, but we do have Slippery Dicks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 19 - 08:50 AM

Fortunately we have neither in Idaho! They wouldn't dare! Our State Legislature would quickly put a stop to it, if it didn't find a way to tax it.

By the way, our appeal of our property tax has gone to the State tax board. According to the letter we received yesterday this county has filed 279 such appeals, versus 325 for the rest of the STATE. The Board is also out of money for the appeals and will be asking the Legislature to an additional appropriation.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Dec 19 - 10:29 AM

Edited my last post to capture the text. This way if/when the post goes away one can still read the text and search for photos of those lingam worms.

It's difficult for this thread to continue to generate high quality BS when the news of BS coming out of the UK suggests that much of that kingdom has gone berserk and re-elected their own clown head-of-state. Here's hoping cooler heads prevail here after Drumpf makes history (achieved while this post was being typed). But this is supposed to be an amusing, uplifting thread, not a really really scary story, so I will desist from further observation of this sort.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 19 - 12:19 PM

The MOAB Constitution sub section 272 Eyes Only addendum file FOIA 12268003FY states clearly :

(redacted) for all purposes to shield and protect (redacted) in order to promote unlimited comic (redacted) or SHOW OFF (redacted)...



So much for your version of what MOABS is supposed to be.
I'm sure the Bitches of the 7 stars and Lion's club agree ;^/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 10:14 AM

Mom!

I have horrible news! The Dollar Tree store no longer carries Mrs. Freshley's "Delicious Deals" mini-donuts! I suppose the wholesale price has gone up to where Dollar Tree can no longer sell them for a dollar. (They're $1.50 elsewhere.)

I suppose that's what happens when one's business model is "Everything's a Dollar". Even at very moderate inflation rates, there will eventually come a time when almost everything is more than a dollar. What will happen to Dollar Tree when that day arrives? Will they rebrand themselves "Dollar-and-a-Half Tree" where "Everything's a Buck-Fifty"?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 10:54 AM

Lots of Dollar stores have closed and are replaced by '5 Below'
Everything under 5 dollars


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 04:05 PM

I tried to buy something at a dollar store. The sign said "Everything $1.00!!" They wouldn't sell me the store, the cashier, the computer system or ANYTHING! Big ripoff! I went next door and told a guy that I wanted to buy a brand new car for a dollar and told him the store next door said EVERYTHING was $1.00 and so why didn't he honor that?

Finally the cops and EMTs came and took me to the hospital in an ambulance with nicely padded walls.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 05:48 PM

Dollar General and Family Dollar have retained their names but they gave up on charging $1 for everything ages ago. There was another sort of dollar store, usually a real hodge-podge of stuff, a lot of it imported, and the owners were usually immigrants. Those places had some real treasures at times. I think the ones I used to shop at have all closed (probably because I'm not the only one who abandoned them for Big Lots years ago.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Dec 19 - 08:49 PM

I have it! Dollar Tree just needs to change their slogan from "Where Everything's a Dollar" to ""Where Everything Would Be a Dollar If Trump Hadn't Slapped Tariffs on All the Chinese Crap We Sell".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Dec 19 - 07:47 PM

Just like family Storage lockers, large warhouses loose a lease or goes bankrupt. If you have capitol you can operate a dollar bush chain on the internet and sell on the business model of building 19 without real estate costs..

A clever buyer of distresed or abandoned merchandise can sustain a warehouse, shipping dept and internet workers almost like Amazon. Acquire crap at a maximum of 5 cents on the dollar and sell at 25. Expand to China for other abandoned crap when the time is right.

Call it 'INSANE JANE' AND SELL AT UNBELIEVABLE PRICES.

Finding the unlikely cheap large warehouse is key
know any?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Dec 19 - 12:35 AM

You can pay a fee to Amazon to keep that stuff in their warehouse, then the "Fullfilled by Amazon" line appears in your sales through Amazon as a vendor. Done and dusted.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 19 - 11:07 AM

Large warehouses lik the RNC, Redskin stadium,Trump hotels, Trump Mega church...


This just in...

A transplant drug with anti-ageing properties has been shown to rejuvenate the oral health of old mice.
The drug, called RAPAMYCIN,
regenerated the bone in which teeth are embedded, restored the mouth microbiome to a youthful state and reduced inflammation.

It is the first time any treatment has been shown to rejuvenate oral health, says team leader Matt Kaeberlein at the University of Washington in Seattle. “We could actually see spots where new bone was growing around the teeth.”



Read more: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2227421-anti-ageing-drug-rejuvenates-the-mouths-and-oral-microbiome-of-mice/#ixzz68MTA7Rec


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Dec 19 - 12:54 PM

correction; RAPARMYCIN


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 19 - 02:22 PM

While the yard next door is plowed with footprints in the snow, I haven't seen the four neighbors so far this week.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 19 - 09:24 PM

MOM! I just remembered that my automobile license plate begins 1BS in honor of you!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Dec 19 - 10:51 PM

My current license plate ends in RIC, in honor of Ricky Ricardo. As long as I have that particular plate, I am obligated to shout "Honey, I'm home!" every time I walk through the front door.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 19 - 08:30 PM

Well, the 1B indicates the county (Bannock, the only county named for a bread product), but there's enough S here to share.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 19 - 08:05 AM

Oh, this place is certainly a thrill every minute! Horrible Hank and Stormy Sam had their annual Christmas shoot-out at the Legion Hovel last night, complete with the Annual Pitch 'Em Out contest by the devotees of the place. HH flew the farthest (87.4 meters, metres in Canada, with SS in second place at only 67.0 meters). Naturally, their SuperSoakers were confiscated, and SS was found to also be carrying a hidden Nerf derringer! And as usual they had to buy a round for everyone in the Hovel at the time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Dec 19 - 08:03 AM

Mom!

There are currently 19 threads in the "music" section upstairs and 26 threads in the BS section! There's more BS than music for the first time in recent memory! And some people had the nerve to say BS was dead!

Okay, half of those BS threads are the Brits going on incessantly about their political horseshit, but I suppose they count anyway. Sometimes you just have to take what you can get.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 19 - 08:17 AM

Limeys calling each other names. Tsk, tsk. We would never ever do that in the US!

Granted, I do think it would be interesting if dueling (swords only) were re-instituted and folks had to put up or shut up. Knowing you might be called upon to put your life on the line to back up your cockamamie insults/opinions might make you think again before calling someone (excuse the language!) a "dumb poopyhead".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 19 - 09:26 AM

It's 7:25 a.m. and there is NO SIGN OF SUNRISE!!!

The Galactic Overlord has stopped the sun from coming up! We're all gonna freeze and stuff!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Dec 19 - 10:09 AM

The fog is so dense here you can't see a full block ahead of you, so what do you expect? The Galactic Overlord slept in this morning, apparently. (And I thinned out the Limeys yesterday, there was way too much bickering going on in that cross-thread running battle.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Dec 19 - 03:31 PM

Mom!

Forrest Gump lied!

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates!

Life is like a claw machine in the vending area at the entrance to a Walmart. Most of the time, you just feed quarters to it and get nothing back. Every once in a while, you get a tiny stuffed penguin.

NOBODY ever gets the drone.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 19 - 08:23 PM

I made a slight error. The sun did come up, and also yesterday and today. I shall predict that it shall come up tomorrow. I may write a song about it called "Tomorrow."

How's this sound?

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

I probably need some more verses. Amos would write it in jig time, but since I can't dance a jig (or much of anything else these days) I'll write it in plain ol' 9/16 or something.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Dec 19 - 08:25 PM

Happy Gnu Year's is on the way.


And I noticed something curious.
The big Mother of All BS Threads is still closed for repairs;
that page still comes up.
What's curious is that I can use the Filter Search thread title feature,
enter Mother of all BS Threads,
and the Great Old Thread still appears in the search results.
That's how I got the 'closed for repairs' page.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 19 - 09:21 PM

Mom is eternal.

Now that Betelgeuse looks like it's going to go nova or even supernova it makes me wonder if it's the work of the Galactic You-Know-Who. (Is there a Galactic Overlady? Or do women just naturally rule the Overlords?)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Dec 19 - 11:27 PM

The real reason Betelgeuse is going to blow up is because the Galactic Overlord has never liked the star's name. A zillion times bigger than our Sun and the best name we humans can come up with is Betelgeuse? It's hard to spell and sounds like a joke. And what does it even mean?

The GO has decided to get rid of Betelgeuse and replace it with something else, in hopes we'll give the new thing a more dignified name.

Like Bryce or Heather.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 08:40 AM

Call it Biff or Scooter, Beatle Juice is real in its current male personna and soon will enter its female state of a black hole.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 09:36 AM

I find it curious that Tomorrow is unreachable in the now. It is untouchable and forever out of realization except in the cosmologist's POV thought experiment, "the slice of Time model".
Only there is there a place and time where tommorrow has already happened.

If the Son will 'come out' tommorrow, is a personal matter.

Thats the truth


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 09:45 AM

I suppose that the inhabitants around Betelgeuse (there are FOUR E's in that name!) could simply be reducing their energy usage and the GO isn't involved at all. Of course, he does own the power utilities out that way and lack of income could annoy him.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 10:29 AM

If a planet's orbit is tidally locked with its star so that the same planetary surface always faces the star, there are no days. There's just the same shit all the time. Boring!

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

The sun won't come out tomorrow
'Cause the damned thing's always in the sky
We can't think about tomorrow
It's not part of our ree-al-i-tie

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Dec 19 - 10:30 AM

In "Preview", they were musical notes, not question marks. Honest.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 19 - 07:39 AM

BWL, it is said there are 3 TRUTHS we deal with in our universe; personal truth, political truth and objective truth.

Personally if Betelguse blew up today we will never see it in our lifetime as its light and gravity waves make their journey of 430 light years to Earth.

Politically the 'make Betelgeuse great again' movement has been good for their antisemetism attacks, mass shootings, nazis, zenophobic internment camps for immigrant children and waves of enourmous hate that is on the verge of exploding.

Objectively Betelgeuse could go on like this for another million years before its mega nova.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 19 - 08:18 AM

It may be as far as 650+ light years away depending upon galactic variations, orbits, time and dark energy, but who is counting.
If you were lucky when it exploded in the distant past, you would be able to see it in the daytime sky. Gamma ray damage would be 'light'.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 Dec 19 - 07:22 AM

music notes versus question marks,
that sounds familiar.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Dec 19 - 08:42 PM

I am off to Missoula and then to Spokane around first light tomorrow. The forecast changed from pleine du neige to plus de plui. If your French or mine is rusty and squeaky, lots of snow was changed to lots of rain (maybe). Anyway, the temperatures changed from low 30s F to 40s F. Since we are going by car I'm taking my laptop and will let y'all know if I'm still alive. Back home Sunday sometime.

Why visit the Spokane Museum of Arts and Culture? Because

The centerpiece of the exhibition is a rare embroidered Bengali quilt which, according to recent research, is most likely one of the oldest surviving quilts in the United States. Its design, materials, and construction indicate that it was made in Bengal during the 17th century. Genealogical research suggests that it was brought to Massachusetts during the 1600s and to Spokane around 1900 by the family of David L. Huntington, for whom Huntington Park is named. This provenance is supported by consultation with outside experts.

My wife has an "in" with the curator of the textiles there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Jan 20 - 04:35 PM

Happy New Year everybody.
And everybody else, as well.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 20 - 06:19 PM

Happy New Year That Betelgeuse Is Gonna Explode! (Mom, I've got a nice deep mine shaft, well stocked with whisky, whiskey, and even foodstuffs where you can stay safe.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 02:39 PM

Mom!

I've discovered a foolproof way for you and your friends to get away with doing unscrupulous things without getting caught! Just make sure you NEVER refer to the deliberative process leading up to the actual nefarious deed(s) as "hatching a plot". When plots are hatched, the events which ensue are automatically doomed to failure. Just call the planning process "doing the laundry" or something, and everything will go perfectly.

Also, make sure you don't claim afterwards that everything "went off without a hitch". That's a sure-fire way to guarantee that some moron left their wallet at the scene of the crime.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 06:58 PM

The good news today is that I found a file I saved back in 2015, with links to all of the poems posted in MOM1 that Amos wanted hidden so he could publish them in a book. Or I may have taken them out of the posts, I can't remember. It's possible to open individual posts if the results show up in a search, but I can't paste the link directly into the search bar and get anything but code "500 Internal Server Error." I have to figure out if I can search on the message number.

The bummer today is that I was at the grocery store self-checkout with stuff from my shopping list and I accidentally left my milk carton behind (I didn't scan it so I didn't pay for it, it's down on that little shelf beside the register). Now what else did I set on that shelf? And I seem to have lost that shopping list.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 07:35 PM

Most of the poems that were hidden (several dozen) in the Mudcat Poetry Corner thread have been restored. I think Amos' plans to publish that poetry were cut short by life and the move, and then his death. There are a few more to track down at some point in the future, but this is the lion's share, as far as I can tell.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 10:48 PM

Amos' poems are in a secret Mudcat place called "Access Denied."

We leave Spokane and go to Butte on Saturday. On Sunday we go home. (What does it mean in Montana if you get something that only says "3-7-77" like the note I got does?)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 11:49 PM

Oops. Link fixed. No idea about your note. Maybe you haven't washed that jacket in a really really really long time and that note was in the pocket?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 06:07 AM

The "3-7-77" thing is just a little joke Montanans play to confuse out-of-staters. The entire state of Montana is seeded with similar notes placed in random locations. They're intended to make unsuspecting non-Montanans wonder why the date is important when, in actuality, it's a day on which nothing out of the ordinary happened.

Montanans are easily amused.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 06:31 AM

Thats a pretty high falutin quilt. We just volunteer for the Linus project.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 09:13 AM

poof


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 09:42 AM

3-7-77 bible verse
        ...So each leader brought the following gifts: a silver bowl that weighed over three pounds and a silver sprinkling bowl weighing almost two pounds, both of them filled with flour and olive oil as grain sacrifices and weighed according to the official standards; a small gold dish filled with incense; a young bull, a full-grown ram, and a year-old ram as sacrifices to please the Lord; a goat as a sacrifice for sin; and two bulls, five full-grown rams, five goats, and five rams a year old as sacrifices to ask the Lord’s blessing...

King James Reader's Digest version:

        ...and two bulls, five rams, five male goats, and five male lambs a year old, for the fellowship sacrifice. This was the offering of Pagiel son of Ochran.


3-7-77 Tom Brady's locker combination

3-7-77 masonic montanans


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 10:13 AM

This is a BS thread still - and that "rare Bengali quilt" in this photo has as much character as a blank bedsheet. Can you actually see any colors, contours, or stitching up close to it? (The rest of the collection is here.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 01:48 PM

That link not only has a photo of the rare quilt,
but some descriptive info from
the institution with the exhibition I guess.

This descriptive info includes the words
"floral motifs."

I can't see a single darned flower.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 02:12 PM

Madam, my wife shall post a reply.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 08:06 PM

embroidary lasts forever but old vegetable color fast dyes - do not.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 09:41 PM

My wife replies: Look here and learn.

Donuel: She refers you here (scroll down), 6,200 year old use of indigo plant dye here, and
pharaonic Egypt here. She states that while the colors may fade over time, so will everyone.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jan 20 - 04:20 PM

Century old quilts by Susan McCord before their time


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 20 - 10:30 PM

In our house is a quilt from 1780 or so. The blue in the center panel is finely powdered lapis lazuli.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 20 - 05:00 PM

Okay, Mom. I’m home now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jan 20 - 05:20 PM

I'm home too, Mom, but I haven't really been away, so don't act surprised.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jan 20 - 07:54 PM

Big meeting in HI for astronomers. Nice schmear for space crashers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 20 - 07:48 AM

Yes, that's the first meeting of the US Space Force's Special Secret Space Section (USSFSSSS). They're meeting under the cover of a scientific group to research surfing on non-water oceans. Their shoulder patch reads "USSFSSSS-SSS" (the part after the "-" is for "Secret Surfing Studies." I'm certain that the Galactic Overlord has his (her?) agents there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jan 20 - 07:34 AM

ISTIPORTOHEL
There are fears that SMERSH will try to infiltrate.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 12:30 PM

I can prove the planet is warming; I have to mow my lawn today. It's January in Texas and only in the last couple of years have I had to mow the lawn during the winter months. Gluon and her duck-dog friends haven't been by for a while or they could have grazed it down. At the same time they need to eat the large snails and slugs that are appearing out there. I haven't seen this size in all of the years I've lived here (38 of them so far - OMG who knew I'd ever move to Texas, let alone live here for such a long time).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 12:41 PM

do you get feral pigs 'way up in North Texas?
There was news broadcast footage of
a parking garage in
Austin, for heaven's sake,
of a feral hog pursued by
a deputy with a LASSO.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 03:22 PM

Yes, there are feral hogs in the Fort Worth area, but only in some neighborhoods. Like Arcadia Pork Estates, Pork Glen, Pork Palisades, and The Porks of Deer Creek.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 05:06 PM

Stilly River sage seasons feral porkers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 06:09 PM

Hogging all of the pig puns, Rap?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 08:24 PM

I'll just trotter on out, and if it's a pun sow be it. If it makes someone bristle, well, that's better than being boaring.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 08:39 PM

I use Tapatio salsa picante hot sauce. I put that shit on everything except dessert and beverages.

Pigs are biologically similar to humans and are frequently used for human medical research and transplants.
Be kind to the 'fair ol' pig


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 02:21 AM

I love Tapatio sauce - it's great on all sorts of things. (Ta-pa-tio, emphasis on "tio," not Ta-Patio, for anyone wondering.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 08:20 AM

We use TryMe's Tiger Sauce. Adds flavor in moderate amounts and heat in larger amounts. I've thought for many years that food should be interesting but not toxic.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 08:38 AM

Since we are organically similar:
Does anyone know if we taste like the other white meat?
What about bacon?

I bet ET's know.

signed, Steve Miller - "put the lotion in the basket".
and don't forget the Tapatio


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 01:15 PM

ET's also believe food should be interesting but not toxic.
Thats why they prefer a protien rich Alaskan homesteader who ate lots of moose liver.
They do take people in National Parks but tourists do not taste as good due to the junk food heavy diet of vacationers


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 02:58 PM

What do you call a feral pig with three eyes?




A feral piiig, of course!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 03:24 PM

And the grand prize winner of the 6 ft. ham submarine sandwich is bwl.
don't hog it all.

No one took a stab at the veiled cannabalism posts!?!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 05:17 PM

ETs eating Alaskan homesteaders is not cannibalism.

We resolved that issue way back in the early days of the MOAB when freds (an ET species) attempted to eat khandu. Freds eating humans (and khandu is purported to be human) is not cannibalism. Freds eating freds is cannibalism. Humans eating freds is not cannibalism, though why anyone would want to eat freds, who reportedly taste like aluminum foil, is a mystery.

But I suppose anything is edible with enough Tapatio sauce on it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 05:40 PM

Great minds think alike. Everything old is new again.

We share only 99% of ET DNA.
Does that mean Chimps
are on the menu for us?

Hey Little Hawk...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 08:49 PM

You can read the content of MOAB posts even if you can't open the thread. This, for example (from Khandu).

And this from Tweed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 09:14 PM

Thanks SRS Iffin ah dunt nowed buter they seem dyslexic or rural


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 11:24 PM

Chimps are eaten. It's called "bush meat" and it is found (usually) in small African villages. You can find more on the WWW, if you want to.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM

bush meat poses an ebola threat in our biggest cities but Idaho is bushmeat free.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 09:23 AM

Because of the link between bush meat and Ebola, I always buy my chimpanzee meat from Walmart, where it's guaranteed to have been produced in inhumane factory farms, but under Ebola-free conditions.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 05:22 PM

Idaho has: superior voting rights
but not an ERA ratification.
No bushmeat but screwy property taxes.
It has a Walmart but no fresh
crispy creme donuts
Black and white is seperate as in
black ice and white snow
When snow covers the ice, there are
awkward white rappers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM

Things in Idaho ARE black and white. (Moscow is the home of the University of Idaho.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM

Krispy Kreme doughnuts are available fresh at the nearby Maverick gas station and convenience store.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 09:16 AM

Of course. But at Walmart they only sell discounted 2 week old KKdonuts where the crisp coating has liquified.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 10:18 AM

Krispy Kreme donuts are mediocrity personified. They aren't exactly horrible, but the donuts offered by almost any neighborhood bakery put them to shame.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 10:34 AM

With all due respect to Homer there are some angelic healthy donuts as bwl says.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 10:22 PM

We are fortunate to have two or three outstanding doughnut shops (those are higher-class than donut shops), but nobody makes Parker House rolls.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 10:45 AM

Donuts were the discussion last week when my son was visiting from Seattle. It seems the donuts available up there are more like cake donuts, and he doesn't like Krispy Kreme; the ones he prefers are found all over this region, a light yeast donut that is mostly air but without the enhanced sugar formula of the KK variety. I see an investment opportunity in Seattle - donuts for relocated Texans.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 11:23 AM

Cake "donuts" aren't donuts at all. They're members of the cake family who bear a superficial resemblance to a donut, just as bagels are members of the bread family who also bear a superficial resemblance to a donut. Scientists call it convergent evolution.

Properly made glazed donuts are a species, genus, and family all unto themselves.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 11:49 AM

Hermaphrodite Doe nuts are an entirely different matter.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 05:54 PM

One shop here claims to use the original Spudnut recipe. I don't know if they do or not, but they make really good doughnuts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jan 20 - 06:49 PM

Idaho should be famous for glazed donuts. After all, REAL glazed donuts are made with potato flour, not wheat flour.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 02:02 AM

Kolaches (a Czech pastry popular in Central Texas) have a similar dough to the doughnuts made down here - this may be more than just a coincidence.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 04:27 PM

After all this talk of chimp brains and donuts I'm getting hungry.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 06:35 PM

There's a little shop in South Kinshasa that makes the best chimp-brain stuffed donuts! I understand that they take WWW orders and will ship, if you can find the URL. (It's said to be run by a Nigerian prince!)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 07:44 PM

For bushmeat the password is sausage


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 08:46 PM

QUARK!



QUARK!



Gluon! Dammit, stop humping my leg! Git down! Down!!!



QUARK!



Yes, I'm glad to see you too! Put that down!!! Don't eat that!!



QUARK!



STILLY!!! SOMEBODY!!!! Come git this duckdog!!!!



QUARK!



QUARK!




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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 20 - 11:10 PM

Oh no, Mom! Gluon appears to be ill! According to the theory of quantum chromodynamics, he/she should always QUARK in vibrant living colors (Gluon seems to like red and green). If she/he is QUARKing in black and white there's something wrong!

I suspect it may have something to do with the kick in the rear he/she received after relieving herself/himself on the front wheel of the Galactic Overlord's Harley Davidson.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jan 20 - 06:25 AM

After sniffing the tire, I suspect diabetes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jan 20 - 08:39 AM

New era quotes:

MEDIOCRATISTS UNITE you have nothing to lose but your brains!

Damn the Pompeo full greed ahead

I don't regret I have but one dime to give for my country


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 20 - 09:37 PM

Gluon's still hanging around, humping various things.


QUARK!QUARK!!
QUARK!!



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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 20 - 06:53 AM

It certainly looks like Gluon is feeling better! He/she must have successfully removed the Galactic Overlord's boot from his/her cloaca.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 20 - 03:25 PM

In addition to being the anniversary of my parents’ wedding (an event of cosmic importance) January 15 is also the anniversary of this event.


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Subject: RE: Goodbye Moon
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jan 20 - 04:33 PM

Goodbye Moon
behind the smoke
goodbye dog
I heard choke

Goodbye little kittens
goodbye florists
Warnings were written
about rain forests

Goodbye green trees
stiff and black
burn in the breeze
Goodbye science attack

Goodbye fair Oz
and a billion creatures
The stock market
is now Earth's best feature


DH 2020


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jan 20 - 08:49 AM

As I sit here looking out the window, long before the sunrise, it's really dark out there. It's obvious proof yet again of the truth of the Bradley-Curran Darkon Theory. How long will Science be blind to The Truth?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jan 20 - 10:48 AM

Lets hope science does not investigate the quantum notion that somtimes human beings pass between different quantum worlds to extend their life. There would be so much traffic between universes in the multiverse everyone's commute would be ******


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jan 20 - 12:29 PM

I'm reminded of the scene in the James Stewart film Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation in which the teenage son turns on a light in the dilapidated beach house the family has rented. The light is so dim that he says, "That's not a light! That's a dark! When you turn it on, the room gets darker!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jan 20 - 06:44 PM

I just killed a computer. Ripped out the hard drive, tore the RAM from its guts. Before I did that I formatted and deleted all over the HDD. Call me a killer, call me a electron-thirsty murderer. Now, before disposing of the corpse and the HDD (I'll keep the RAM and transplant it!) I'll do a physical wipe of the HDD propane torch!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jan 20 - 07:57 PM

Heck, all I do to dispose of old computers is bury them at an undisclosed location on my property. Okay, I may take out a few frustrations on them with axes, sledgehammers, or firearms first, but burying is the main thing. A four foot deep hole at a random spot somewhere on 7.5 acres of woodland and ain't nobody ever finding that sucker. At least, not while I'm alive. And if someone finds it after I'm dead, I don't care.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Jan 20 - 08:17 PM

BWL I have been known to quote that line from that movie myself, when encountering a really dim bulb. Come to think of it, the whole nation should be quoting that line, considering the dim bulbs in power the last three years.

I myself have culled a lot of old computer stuff this week. And though it would be nice to take it to Goodwill, I suspect most of it doesn't work, so instead I'll drop it off next week in an eWaste bin, saving Goodwill shoppers from buying then returning these funky computer speakers, etc.

There's a little snippet of Gluon here at my house, a few sloughed off molecules that add up to a small dog portion of a duckdog. She's a high-energy marauder and we're trying to reduce the energy level by having her spend less time (like overnight) in the kennel. It seems she reaches near critical mass by morning so when the door is opened she flies all over the house and yard like a ricochetting beebee.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jan 20 - 09:43 PM

Hillary just used a hammer.

Correction: One does not actually extend their life by slipping into a different potentiality quantum wise. They simply are propeled into a future because they stepped into a vorticies surrounding a microscopic black hole of stopped time. Some unfortunate souls are lost forever (to us) but most just enter at a perfect tangent which allows for an expulsion into a new time line. While no time passes to the happless wanderer, confusion or psychosis can sometimes occur. In 6 billion years many have taken this strange journey without harmful consequences so don't worry, it is a rare event and probably won't happen to you. However real dangers arise when the vorticies grow up to a quarter mile sphere under ideal circumstances.

For the vast majority only seconds to hours are 'lost'. A few of the miniature black holes are tidally locked and are deliberately accessable. Most travel at various speeds or in subterrainean orbits one would never encounter.

So lifespans remain the same no matter how many jumps are innertaken/undertaken and overtaken. Sorry for the confusion.

If you encounter a nebulous ball of dark soft light, it is best left alone.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jan 20 - 10:02 PM

Imagine if BWL has a nosey neighbor whose curiosity is piqued when he sees bwl carrying a sack with a rectagle out line and a shovel.
? hmm "whats in the bag, a dead cat or box of money!"
"its money" he thinks as he tracks you on his phone.

7 acres doesn't seem that big


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 20 - 09:36 AM

Or, in Bee-Dub's case, the neighbor thinks, "Hmmm...taking another body to the crocs in the pond. Aw, hell, who cares? They ain't from around here."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jan 20 - 11:05 AM

Overall 'not caring' is a more constant factor in decision making than greed, so Rap's scenario is more likely.
I don't care.

I bought a bunch of external hard drives at the 'Unique Gifts' jumk store. For a lark I took them to 'Things remembered' at the Mall and had them engraved 'Hillary Rodam Clinton 2012-2018' and tossed them about ROCK CREEK PARK.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jan 20 - 02:33 PM

When I saw the polar ice cap melt I did't care
because I'm not a polar bear
When I saw the Amazon Forest burn I didn't care
because I'm not a tropical tree
When I saw Australia burn I didn't care
because I'm not a Kangaroo
When I saw gas regulations recinded I rejoiced
because I am a Republican heavily invested in oil
When food and water became scarce I didn't care
because I had invested in oil.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jan 20 - 02:47 PM

When my grand children did not survive I did not care
because that left more food for those of us who lied
For I am the staunch I am the hardy I was wise


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jan 20 - 03:20 PM

My neighbors don't seem very concerned with my activities. They're usually busy chewing their cuds and depositing big smelly turds all over their pasture.

And that's the human ones. The cattle are another matter all together.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 07:42 AM

maybe this one deserves a rewrite:

When I saw the polar ice caps melt I did't care
because I am not a polar bear
When I saw the Amazon Forest burn I didn't care
because a stupid tree isn't rare
When I saw Australia burn I didn't care
because I'm not a god damn Kangaroo
I rejoice that clean air laws are removed
because I'm a Republican invested in black gold
When food and water became scarce I didn't care
because I had invested in the best thing sold.
When my grand children did not survive I cried
because that left more food for we who lied
I am hardy, presient, funny and wise
When all there is to eat is money
I will not regret I will not run
I still have my golden gun


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 07:52 AM

but I am out of
ammunition


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 08:52 AM

I dedicate this poem to my neighbor Rod Serling and his Irish Setters Randy and Rex. RIP

I suppose you don't know I have assembled hundreds of poems/lyrics on this site over 20 years. Now that they are all gone I remind you that Amos said I have the heart of a poet. He never said I had the mind or pen of a poet. :^/

now back to poopy pastures.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 11:11 AM

Donuel, if you want to find those poems you can. It takes time, but they're all there, you just can't go to the entire thread at once. And there is the Mudcat Poetry Corner - didn't you post there as well? At least none of the MOAB poets are offering the maudlin pap that Walksabout Verse keeps sharing and re-sharing, living in the past and insisting on offering those backward-looking links. Amos put him in his place and and that pretty much took care of it, and you can tell Amos is gone now by the proliferation of bad poetry.

Back to the regular BS. Clever move on the hard drives, Donuel. Just so they don't cite Hillary for littering. . .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: khandu
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 02:43 PM

I am not a guest, but I am aghast! I see fred has been mentioned recently on this thread. It has been a long standing unspoken understanding that the freds were no longer to be mentioned. Yet, there they are. Now, feral piiigs are certainly worthy of discussion. I myself ordered a flock of piiigs from Amazon. Unfortunately, I did not know the group name of piiigs. I thought they were called a "murder".

As a sad result, the Amazonians slaughtered a disturbing amount of innocent feral piiigs, thinking they were doing the King's will. In effect, I have been splattered with innocent blood.
Life has it's upsetting moments. The mention of freds and the murder of feral piiigs we're two of those upsetting moments and, amazingly, they occurred on the same day. Further investigation indicated they occurred the same hour (CST)!
This leaves me with a hanging head. I hate hanging heads. Therefore, I do only what I know to do...come to Mom and throw myself into her hopefully merciful and loving arms. That she may softly pat me and say, "There, there", or, perhaps, "Here, here".
I am aghast, with a hanging head to boot.

khandu


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 03:11 PM

I used to think Walkabout verse had the gall bladder of a poet.
After a time consuming ressurection I might find 3 out of a hundred worth posterity. Most were like fast food. Instant gratification followed by regret. I recall 'cracks in my life' was better than I deserved. They're all in the wind and difficult to catch long enough to write down.

"I love you in a place where there's no space and time" came to me 20 years before the song. Rap has some originals that should be published before the MOAB credo* passes into obscurity.

* In obscurum uteri omnius flatulem qui consummtio eternum.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 03:56 PM

Many of you don't know that BWL writes sit com for the Mom series.
Including him.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 05:36 PM

There are several collective nouns that can be used to describe a group of piiigs. You can call them a "flooock" or a "heeerd" or just about anything as long as the word has three sequential instances of the same vowel. I prefer "shiiitload" myself.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 06:07 PM

Down here in Texas they're called "barbeeeque."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 06:09 PM

By the way, I don't recall any edict about not mentioning freds. Perhaps I was out well on that day.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: GUEST, freds
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 07:31 PM

FROM: freds
TO: Khandu and similar putrid sorts

We have been elsewhen but were jerked back by a mention of us by someone called Khandu.

Like a genie, we must now do his, her, or its bidding.

What is your wish, Oh King?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 11:27 PM

Don't ya think there's something a bit fishy about a bunch of ETs who once attempted to have khandu for lunch now promising to do his bidding?

Personally, I would trust freds about as much as I'd trust a Nigerian prince hawking reverse mortgages door-to-door.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Jan 20 - 11:50 PM

Heck, you don't need to go to Nigeria to find fishy Nigerian prince hawking reverse mortgages door-to-door—Steven Mnnnnunchin is best friends with an American "investment" scoundrel who steals homes from thousands of Americans via reverse-mortgages (Obama gave them too much leeway and Trump has no interest in fixing that problem).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: khandu
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 12:17 AM

I am befuddled and bedazzled. More on that later.
Bee-dud, I am in awe of your knowledge of feral piiigs! You astound me, as you have always astounded me. Perhaps astonish is more fitting. Amaze, hmm, naw, astonish.
Nonetheless, I do think that had I ordered a muuurder of piiigs, the results would have been the same. It would have, according to the 3-vowel-rule, been proper to do so, yet equally as deadly. This is why I have the hanging head. Some things just have no good solution.
As to the freds, no, there was no edict as such. There was, if you recall, as I stated last Eve, a "long-standing, unspoken, understanding". Surely, you remember us not speaking of it. We didn't speak of it constantly in your presence. I clearly remember several times it was unspoken. I also remember your not objecting...am I not correct?

Now that we have settled that (permanently, I trust), on to my bedazzlement and my befuddlement...
It is my understanding that guest cannot post "below the line" as they say, in the .BS section. One must be a member to post down here.
Yet, clear as transparent dookie, there us a post by a " guest: freds"!
With that, I believe this is an imposter trying to get me to thinks freds will do my bidding when the reality of it is that freds never want to do my bidding! Nay! They only want to suck out my natural vitality and strength, leaving me a helpless and hopeless mass of gelatinous goo, as I have seen them do to people like Harry Lee Wigley and Sheeny Knause. You recall them? How long has it been since you heard of them? Huh?
Nay, this poster is an imposter. But how did he post as a guest where no guest may post?
I am not a god but I am agog.
khandu


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 09:10 AM

freds, I suspect, can override our puny technology. I seem to remember that they have said, somewhere, that they use Gluon as a saddle horse.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 09:33 AM

Steve, freds, Trump, piiigs, this place is suddenly surrounded by villains. Is self defense warranted? If so the smallest but most powerful weapon there is the space balm (nano sized black holes) that would suck villains off to another space and time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: khandu
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 11:20 AM

I have been considering space balm. It is an extreme measure but freds are an extreme threat unless their extremities are removed. Sadly, this removal is done by having the freds to eat discounted two week old KK donuts where the crisp costing has liquified
The difficulty is not getting them to eat the previously mentioned donuts, freds love them. The problem is knowing where to purchase fresh discounted two week old KK donuts. As described above.
khandu


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: khandu
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 12:14 PM

They use glue on their saddle horse? How odd. But they are an odd species.
Yea, I am sure you are correct about their ability to override our technology. In many ways, they are a brilliant bunch. Indeed, except for their stupidity, their childishness, and their obsession with Joan Crawford porn, they are to be envied.
khandu


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 12:52 PM

A random dip back into the Khandu MOAB archive (a haphazard process that must be done by searching on the post history of each individual) shows lots of references to Shatner and the Bush (Dubya) administration. Who knew back then that that wasn't the height of crazy? That people would crave the days of Baby Bush in contrast to the toxic excrement (not BS) extruded right now?

This works as a silly antidote/anecdote.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 01:55 PM

The connection between Krispy Kreme donuts and extraterrestrial life forms is well documented. If you visit a KK restaurant at two or three AM, half the "people" sitting there drinking coffee are space aliens. That's because humans who visit Kripy Kreme at that time of day/night are frequently in some altered state of consciousness which makes them highly susceptible to "alien abduction".

See, here's the thing about "alien abductions": Nobody actually gets abducted, but the aliens use their telepathic skills to make humans believe they've been abducted. It's just a way for ETs to relieve boredom while serving out their hitches observing the goings on of our puny species.

Oh, there used to be genuine alien abductions, but the ETs learned all they needed to know about our biology long ago. And they got tired of having to clean up beer barf after abducting humans who turned out to be drunker than expected. Telepathically induced "abductions" are just as much fun and far more sanitary.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 02:51 PM

Having colluded with many UFO experts and researchers the question remains where UFO driving freds come from. Space.com is currently suggesting they come from our future. To my way of thinking they can only come from our past (As Eienstien shows) which may have had sufficiently advanced technology and plenty of time to learn how to drive like maniacs but more safely. Look at all the crashes they had in the 40's and 50's. They hardly ever crash anymore. Either that or DWI UFO laws are more strict. If I were to admit to an instinct about these ufo driving maniacs I would guess they came from a prehistoric civilization that we now call India. Curiously the current drivers in India have a similar penchant for driving like idiots just like freds.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 02:56 PM

I hope I am not being stereotypically racist about these 'expert' drivers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 03:05 PM

If they do not come from Earth's present, past or future, all bets are off. They would be Pennyless, Maryless and certainly Ruthless.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 03:13 PM

Many have reported that they do seem Tomless Dickless and Harryless.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 03:31 PM

Some of the documentation BWL references is recently in dispute.

Dr. Forester Horsemen has devoted his life to studying UFO hot spots like donut shops. He has concluded that freds organically produce LSD that cause them to view KK shops in particular to be Plastic Palaces of Pleasure. (sorry I spit) It will be their undoing however since fred metabolism is highly susceptible to diabetes.

It makes me think of War of the Worlds.

Dr. Horsemen is currently in the Deleware institute of LSD overdoses.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 04:00 PM

Hahahahahoooey did I say Deleware Institute of LSD Overdose? hahahahah
Well of course i meant (DIALOGUE) hahaha Delaware Institute about LSD Great Unusual Encounters HEEHeeheehahhahahahahhahahs
aaoaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaamckkghgurg hoohaw

[Come along Dr. Forester]


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 04:25 PM

Sorry about that. He got my phone.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 04:32 PM

He seems to have forgotten about the overdoses but at least he could spell Delaware. You should consider freds armed and dangerous.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: khandu
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 04:47 PM

Horsemen was whispered to be one of the Apocalypse Horsemen. Perhaps he is. H.L.Wigley was doing an expose of the sordid Horseman/Hillary affair. Days before publication, Wigley vanished, leaving none of his writings. No trace of him had been found.
I applaud Donuel, BeeDub, and Silly River! Your knowledge of freds, UFOs, and KK is unsurpassed. No, no, don't protest. You deserve it!


In fact, the three of you are the unspoken pride of Mudcat! Just last evening, I over heard Max and the Mudmen not saying a word about you three! Yes, yes, it is true!
Carry on, fine humans, carry on.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 05:32 PM

I picked this paraphrased bit of wisdom from Tim Dorsey's latest book, Naked Came the Florida Man:

The gist of modern politics is this: All you have to do to get beef cattle to vote for the guy who owns the slaughterhouse is convince them that it's dairy cattle who are the problem.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 05:49 PM

The mystery imposter host poster is a suspicious character who has moved near Club Aria 54 in Arizona for undisclosed reasons called keboroxu.
I know, it has a fred dialect doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 06:20 PM

Florida
New Jersey
Texas
Georgia
Maryland
Number 1 to #5 most stressed out States


Dairy cows have it soft don't they


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 07:47 PM

FYI: Stilly has to do with Stillaguamish, though I suppose there could have been moonshiners upstream way back when, with their stills. I know many family members made their own beer during Prohibition, but that doesn't require as much equipment. We leave the hard stuff to the NASCAR still operators in the hills and mountains of the SE.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 08:26 PM

Did steamboats run on it? If steamboats didn't run on it it's not a real river.

Ezekiel 1:4-21 refers to the freds, or at least all the biblical scholars so say.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 08:45 PM

Yes, and one of them was the flat-bottomed sternwheeler Preston that pulled deadheads out of the river to keep it navigable. It worked all up and down the west coast of the US (as part of the Army Corps of Engineers). Deadheads are the logs that broke out of log booms being floated down river from operations upstream, heading down to Puget Sound area mills. One end would sink and get stuck in the mud and the other end, under the surface, would impale unwitting boat operators. My cousin was the last captain of it before they retired it to a museum in Anacortes. Where Burl Ives lived until his death. (Unrelated, but there isn't a lot of Anacortes history to share, so I put both parts of it here to bulk up the post).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jan 20 - 09:20 PM

Moonshining is almost a dead vocation in much of the Southeast. In most states it's fairly easy to get a license and open a boutique distillery (the distilled spirits equivalent to a microbrewery). Old moonshiners grandchildren are making way more money selling peppermint vodka and the like to lawyers than grandpa ever did selling rotgut 'shine to farmers.

But Mom still prefers the 'shine.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 07:16 AM

Prohibition was good for some like the Capones and Kennedys.
Old fashioned bootlegging and running the slots south of Chicago was Grandpa's solution to Prohibition. Thanks to Grandma who as a young prescient girl married a guy who up and ran away subsequently finding oil in Oklahoma, fortunatly shared some of it with Grandma. Between him and Frank the bootlegger she had time to prospect as a rock hound finding many rare fossils like the Eohippus and other gems.
Booze, silver dollars from the slots and oil were the sins of the family fortune.
That is why I relatively reject all three in my liftime.
But fossils are cool.

My wife's side of the family may have some fred hybrids which is a dillemma. -bad driving and all-


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 07:58 AM

I see: deadheads are planters. Both'll take out the bottom of your boat. Or they could become sawyers. Rafts and steamboats make it a real river, unlike, say, the Portneuf (but it does have some good trout fishing in the colder headwaters).

My grandfather's still is still now, residing in the Quincy Museum (a far fairer venue than it ever had in its younger days). It works fine, but I am bound by an oath of silence as to how I know.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 12:27 PM

I do hope that Fred the Scottish Gritter Lorry is exempt
from all this carrying on about [them].

After all, there's only one of Fred the Scottish Gritter Lorry.
You can see him at the snowplough/snowplow tracker website.
Fred is hard at work on the West Coast of Scotland
and he has got most of Ayrshire to himself,
because most of the other gritters
are busy with Glasgow, Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Inverness, and the like.
Where would the West of Scotland be, I ask you,
without Fred the Gritter?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 03:02 PM

Also excluded is King Ethelfred the Unready.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 04:43 PM

Donuel scores a Perfect 10 for Ethelfred.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 07:04 PM

Okay, gang, let us review freds protocol from way back in Mom's early days:

1) The only time "freds" is capitalized is when it is the first word in a sentence. Otherwise, the "f" is always lower case.

2) Freds is both plural and singular. There is no such thing as "a fred". That is because of freds' hive mind. You talkin' to one freds, you talking to all of 'em. However, that does not mean freds don't have individual characteristics. Some freds like to eat Mississippians, some like donuts. Some say Mississippians and donuts both taste like chicken so, fuck it, just eat chicken.

3) Freds have no distinct genders. The correct pronouns with which to refer to freds are hesheit (nominative case), himherit (oblique/objective case), and hishersits (possessive). However some freds look decidedly male or female to human perception. Like this freds.

4) Individual freds often have human-sounding names, though the characteristics normally associated with those names when they are born by humans may not apply. For example, the freds in the photo above is named Bubba. And this freds' name is Winona Ryder.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 07:23 PM

If you would know what freds sound like, play the recording here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 08:04 PM

Yep my hive mind inlaws are part freds.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 08:39 PM

Mind you, freds are only part, a very small part, of that recording.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 09:34 PM

Having never read Earthly literature or grammer rules I will study these rules closely;
"3) Freds have no distinct genders. The correct pronouns with which to refer to freds are hesheit (nominative case), himherit (oblique/objective case), and hishersits (possessive). However some freds look decidedly male or female to human perception."

It may even help communication with my cross dressing son.

( I've noticed it takes about 4,000 years for a popular language to lose all need for pronouns like the Chinese.)

hmmm? Can one be a hybrid freds and not know it? Also do freds have unusually long lifespans.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jan 20 - 09:34 PM

I dunno if freds is/are actually on that recording Rap posted the link to, but my old band, June Apple, comes in at about minute 25 for a two-tune medley.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jan 20 - 09:39 AM

Florida Man Breaks Into Home to Suck Toes

BRADENTON, Fla. (WPMI) - According to the Bradenton Herald , a 20-year-old victim was awakened by a man sucking on his toes around 3:30 a.m. on Christmas Eve.

The Manatee County Sheriff’s Office say a toe-sucking burglar broke into a Bradenton home on Christmas Eve.

Deputies who responded to the residence were told that the victim was sleeping in his bedroom when he was awakened by the suspect sucking on his toes, according to an incident report.

The victim asked the suspect what he was doing and the suspect stated he was "there to suck toes,” according to the report.

Deputies say a fight erupted and the suspect attempted to grab the victim's genitals and then threatened the victim, saying he had a gun.

According to the report, the victim never saw a gun, and managed to force the suspect out of the home. The suspect then smashed out a window to the home and then smashed the victim’s car windshield.

Deputies attempted to track the suspect with a police dog but were unsuccessful. DNA swabs were taken from the victim’s toes, according to the report.




Boy, that Florida Man sure does get around, doesn't he?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 20 - 03:13 PM

Look at them toe suckers
ain't they neat
sittin there sucking them
big toe feet

Suckin them stinkers
suckin them good
suckin all ten
like you knew they would

How to be a toe sucker
ain't nuthin to it
jus open wide
rare back an do it


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 20 - 09:57 PM

In Idaho a toesucker is a fish. Not a nice fish like a cutthroat, but a rather trashy fish that is an invasive species from Florida.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jan 20 - 11:12 PM

This is readable on Instagram, but the friend who shared it has a private account, so I copied and pushed it to Flickr where you can barely make it out. If you're on Instagram and want to look for me to follow I can send it and you will read the most bizarre story you've seen for a while. (My name run together but three "r"s on the end instead of one.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jan 20 - 11:51 PM

Another episode in the adventures of Florida Man!


Florida Man Crashes Truck Into Bar to Steal Dr. Pepper

PANAMA CITY, Fla. — A Florida man was arrested after he crashed his vehicle into a bar to steal a Dr. Pepper, deputies told WMBB.

Gavin Lee, 28, is charged with armed burglary.

Bay County deputies were called to the Re-Rack Bar in Panama City on Friday morning after a reported burglary.

Lee attempted to get into the business even though it was closed, deputies said. When he couldn’t get in, he allegedly drove his truck through the front glass and went in.

Once inside the bar, Lee got a Dr. Pepper from the cooler, sat at a table in the bar and proceeded to enjoy the beverage, deputies said.

Deputies said Lee had a gun in his pocket during the burglary.



In contrast to the zany antics of Florida Man, Idaho Man seems to only commit serious crimes. Perhaps it's because we have more, better, and stronger drugs in Florida.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 20 - 07:08 AM

New York City man makes trillions of $'s from patent infringement lawsuits and fines. He claims that American inventions such as the light bulb and wheel are being misused globally so he is out there protecting America.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Jan 20 - 12:52 PM

This may all be moot. The current adminstration has dropped a full twenty seconds off of the last two minutes for the Doomsday Clock.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 23 Jan 20 - 02:33 PM

And now there are iguanas fainting in the cold
and dropping out of the trees in Florida.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Jan 20 - 04:00 PM

I wonder if MOM would like to visit the first-ever museum of philosophy in Italy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jan 20 - 06:30 AM

"In the winter of our discontent when a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of some talents, having the example of military nazi habits - despotic in his ordinary demeanor - known to have scoffed in private at the principles of liberty - when such a man is seen to mount the porn queen of popularity - to join in the cry of danger to liberty - to take every opportunity of embarrassing the General Government and bringing it under suspicion - when right doesn't matter to elected people - to flatter and fall in with all the nonsense of the zealots of the day - when no one in his party casts a profile of courage - it may justly be suspected that his object is to throw things into confusion and division that he may 'ride the storm and direct the whirlwind'"


When right does not matter and few care, we are lost as a nation of laws or families for freedom. Our last best hope is for mothers and women to rebel until the nation comes to its senses.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jan 20 - 09:04 AM

We in Idaho only deal with prosaic, and therefore ordinary, crimes. No axe murders for us! Sure, we have stagecoach holdups, claim jumpings, cache robberies, stacked and/or marked deck recriminations, back shootings, things involving 'very attractive ewes', opium smoking, horse theft, dry gulching, mine salting, passing bad money, stealing coal from the railroads, cattle rustling, mail theft, some bad Indian agents, and now and then a lynching, but who doesn't? None of these "love killings" for us! No sirree ma'am! We have the good old-fashioned crimes! OUR political bribes are done in the broad, open light of day! None of this skittering about like roaches when the lights come on for OUR politicians! They're as honest as old Caleb Lyons himself!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jan 20 - 09:15 AM

What of the retired Idaho librarian who is only capable of speaking in partial or complete book titles? This rare neurological condition does not effect his writing and of course is not a crime but reveals Idaho as a mystical land that harbors the bizzare well hidden from the world.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jan 20 - 10:41 AM

The recent cold snap which sent the Miami area's temperatures down into the 40's was not in any way unprecedented. It happens every decade or so. But it was the first such cold snap since the Great Iguana Population Explosion.

No, iguanas are not native to Florida. Like Burmese pythons and lion fish, they're an invasive species, descendants of pets who either escaped or were released into the wild by their owners. When they began falling from trees last week, they should have been barbecued instead of rescued. What South Florida needs is a few good iguana recipes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Jan 20 - 02:00 PM

but, then, Bee dubya ell,
I read that Miami is big on Cubans cooking up the iguanas,
they have a Spanish word for the cooked meat
as opposed to the live critter ...
forget what it is though ...
and they can be sold in markets that way !


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jan 20 - 02:27 PM

That is good to know, Keb. Eating one's way out of an environmental disaster is always a good solution.

I'm just not sure the folks in South Florida understand the "Them's good eatin'!" thing quite as well as we Floribamians.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jan 20 - 08:26 PM

BURMESE PYTHON NUGGETS

INGREDIENTS

Python meat, ground or chopped finely

1 egg

1 cup milk

1/2 cup flour

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon minced garlic

1 tablespoon Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning

1 teaspoon cayenne pepper


DIRECTIONS:

1. Beat the egg and milk together in a bowl.

2. In a separate bowl, combine the flour, salt, garlic, Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning and cayenne pepper.

3. Dip the nuggets in the egg mixture, and then dredge in the flour mixture.

4. Deep fry at 375 degrees until crispy and golden brown.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jan 20 - 11:25 PM

Burmese Pythons! Now, them's some good eatin'! Tastes sorta like a cross between iguana, feral pig, and chicken.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 12:40 AM

Prit near everthing tastes like chicken. Fella out here ate a cedar stump and said it tasted like chicken.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 02:08 AM

Revenge of the Bushmeat by Claude Balls has soared to the top of the Best Yeller list. It is a wonderful treatise on the pros and cons of eating wild animals as well as pets. Claude treats the dangers and new flavors equally.
Many of the recipes use Panko instead of flour and it really makes a difference. Some of the desserts are quite exotic, like Prion Pudding.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 02:25 AM

FOR MOAB POSTERS ONLY


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 05:28 AM

They have Prion Pudding at our City Hospital. Spicy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 02:40 PM

Florida Man Sets House on Fire to Keep Warm

By: Joe Kelley
Published: January 24, 2020 6:11 AM

There's a lot of flawed logic happening here.

A man in St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested Tuesday morning (January 21st) for setting a fire inside his apartment to stay warm.

Sixty-six-year-old Mark Okrent allegedly set fire to a stack of paperwork in his apartment around 3 a.m., and police report the flames were large enough to set off smoke detectors.

No one was injured, but Okrent has been charged with arson in the first degree.

Police also say he had several other options available to him that could've helped him get warm.


Please note that this particular specimen of Florida Man is of the Central Florida subspecies. Members of the Northern/Panhandle subspecies know what heaters are.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 02:48 PM

Are there no hats or sweaters in Florida? Surely a few are there because of all of the relocated New Yorkers?

Programming Note: I've had as much as I can stand of politics for a while. I'm switching the radio to classical for the rest of the day. The way Pompeo treated Mary Louise Kelly yesterday pretty much did me in (and they're talking about it today and replaying the interview). I hope she landed a knee to the groin before she left the room. Now I'm off to play with the dogs and do some chores that have been calling out so long that it's now a loud chorus that needs to be muffled.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 04:39 PM

Florida man vs. Darwin Award winners
FL CLOSES IN ON THE DARWIN FOLKS

One man in Vero Beach, Florida, can claim to have such fiery devotion for the Dallas Cowboys, but for now he'll have to root on his favorite team while recovering from severe burns to his body. According to the Sebastian Daily, a 27-year-old man was rushed to the hospital after lighting himself ablaze after watching Sunday's Cowboys-Packers game. The incident reportedly came as a result of a lost bet after Aaron Rodgers led Green Bay down the field in a last-minute drive that gave the Packers a 35-31 win.At the hospital, deputies spoke with a couple who admitted they were watching the NFL game and agreed to burn the losing team's jersey. However, the man decided to wear the jersey as it was burning. A witness told Sebastian Daily, "He was set on fire after losing a bet on the Cowboys game … Skin was hanging off his arm and back." The man suffered third-degree burns on his right arm and right hand and second-degree burns to his back.

Such are the dangers of polyester in Florida. FL. hospitals are gearing up for the Super Bowl...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 10:25 PM

Oh no! I'm from Illinois AND I was there last November! I'm gonna die of too much Corona! I know it! I can feel death's ice fingers now! Dammit, I just knocked over my beer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM

I suppose this Corona virus will have a negative impact on sales of Corona beer. Normal people don't drink beer named after a plague.

Then again, normal people don't drink beer with a lime slice stuck down the bottle's neck either.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 20 - 09:17 AM

I'm aware of the lime slice. A beer was once served to me that way and the slice blocked getting the beer out. A guy next to me reached in to the get slice for his rum drink and got his fingers stuck in my beer bottle. Eventually an ambulance had to be called for him as others in the bar pitched in to help get his fingers out, but he did get the lime slice. Unfortunately, I never got to drink my beer and I never went back to that place. Citrus in beer! Humph!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 20 - 01:26 PM

That event, I should mention, happened at the bar at the Legion Hovel.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Jan 20 - 03:35 PM

Nonethless Corona cases are ending up in deportation camps.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM

Anheuser-Busch InBev SA/NV, commonly known as AB InBev, is a Belgian-Brazilian multinational drink and brewing company based in Leuven, Belgium. AB InBev has a global functional management office in New York City, and regional headquarters in São Paulo, London, St. Louis, Mexico City, Bremen, Johannesburg and others. (Wikipedia)

Guess who owns/makes Corona AND Modelo beers! You get one guess.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 08:12 AM

InBev?

And to think of all the schmucks who tried to corner the Silver market.
They should have tried to corner the beer market.

Belgium is not known for chocolate anymore. Now its International weapons sales and beer. What a mix


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 09:07 AM

Does the Belgian ownership of Budweiser mean that they'll eventually be trading in their Clydesdales for Belgian draft horses?


By the way, Tecate and Dos Equis are owned by Heineken, which is next door to Belgium in The Netherlands. Next time you drink a "Mexican" beer, try not to think of chocolate or tulips.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 09:47 AM

I've seen small batch chocolate beer. Trouble is
like most animals taste like chicken, most beer tastes like beer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 12:04 PM

I've had chocolate-infused red wine -- it was pretty good.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 12:33 PM

Chocolate originated in Mexico so you SHOULD be thinking about Mexico when you drink Mexican beer. Just sayin'.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 02:11 PM

Remember that in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "Belgium" is the ultimate off-color word on all planets save one. Earth is the only planet where the inhabitants are so clueless as to have named a country after a word the rest of the galaxy finds horribly offensive.

And as far as the lime thing goes, I suspect some genius decided that since lime is good in guacamole, it must be good in anything Mexican. Beer, salsa, Frida Khalo's underwear....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jan 20 - 02:25 PM

Lime was given to British sailors with rum to prevent scurvy.

Hey! I'm working on a presentation on knowledge transfer/information diffusion. Maybe I should check the rates of scurvy prevention in the British Navy as a model of the speed of information diffusion and its results. (Yes, really. April 21.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 08:41 AM

MOM!

Guess what!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 09:44 AM

Mom asks if Rap could narrow that "Guess what?" thing down a little. Given the infinite nature of the universe, there could probably be at least, oh, a few dozen possible answers.

Let's start with straight up or on the rocks? That should trim it down a bit.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 10:24 AM

Peach Lime Chocolate?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 12:31 PM

Mom!

You know what makes no sense? The saying "That's neither here nor there."

Look, if it's not here, it has to be there. "Here" means this place. "There" means some other place. If something is not in this place, then it must be in some other place. Otherwise, it doesn't exist at all. And if it doesn't exist, why are we wasting precious time and bandwidth talking about it?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 02:34 PM

Its a Wonderful Life huh BWL.
The movie introduced western civilization to non existence, what a concept. Non existence is a state that is not life, not death but it is a state of pure potentiality without any vestige of reality. It is absurd it is serious it is everything and nothing. Non existence 'are' the children you did not have before you died. It does not think therefore it 'am'. It is the Holy Ghost.

Non existence is neither here nor there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 03:15 PM

making sense is a human bias.
The quantum does not make sense to us
WE are missing one small/huge piece
If we find it, it might make sense
and if it doesn't we're still
subject to its magic


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 07:48 PM

If the saying refers to geographical referents the subject under discussion could be anywhere else in the plenum of referents. The locus might also be in a sheaf of referents conjunctive, congruent, or tangential to said plenum. The meaning of the phrase is dependent upon the definition of the locus within its plenum of fictons.

It's quite like trying to define a point with only two reference points for the definition. "X8 Y5" defines a point on a graph, but the third point is actually the matter of the graph itself, or to put it more succinctly, the medium provides a third point for the message*.

Two points alone would define a line.


*Marshall McCluhan, Understanding Media: the Extensions of Man, 1964.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jan 20 - 11:21 PM

I have received the following missive from Gluon:

QUARK!!!!

Translation: I once tried being neither here nor there, but wound up being here and there at the same time. Do not try this at home.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 06:47 AM

being here and there at the same time is conjunctive to the quantum potential of non existence. In total - we are working with 6 modes of possible realities similar to the ancient's depiction of the 6 pointed star.
The hexagram is found in cosmologic descriptions in India China kabbalah and Gurdjieff;

here
there
here/there
there/here
existence
non existence


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 07:16 AM

There's a seventh node, as in "I node she was up to no good!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 08:32 AM

For starting this quandry of an enigma wrapped in the empitome of a mystery, BWL gets a Grabby award for the ultimaplicitudeness of Bull Shit. Rap gets runner up for a single quark and Donuel (as usual) gets a dishonorable unmentionable.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 09:13 AM

btw There is a current HBO series called 'the outsider' that deals with this phenomenon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 04:51 PM

Impossible. If you are an outsider you are also and simultaneously an insider, as you are inside the outside, for just as the outside contains the inside, so the inside contains the outside (see the discussion here for more information).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 05:39 PM

Now, for the latest adventures of Florida Man!

Florida Man Hunting Iguanas With Pellet Guns Puts Two Schools on Lockdown

A man hunting iguanas with pellet guns led to two schools going into lockdown in Charlotte County on Tuesday afternoon, the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office says.

According to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office, an armed man was seen near Vineland Elementary School, 467 Boundary Blvd., at about 3:30 p.m. The school and nearby L.A. Ainger Middle School were put on lockdown.

Within minutes a 35-year-old man was found and detained. The lockdowns were lifted.

The man told deputies he had been hired to remove invasive iguanas from the area and was carrying two pellet guns. Deputies told the man about the proper procedures to take before hunting and released him.


******************************************************************

Moral of the story? Don't be brandishin' yer Red Ryder near a schoolyard without permission.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 06:49 PM

Everyone likes camping, but good camping sites are hard to find. Crowds, vandalism, charges, and other problems sometimes make them all but impossible! But there ARE places around here -- little known to all but those who live here. Every summer (and even during the other seasons) you can usually find good camping sites here. So don't let the crowds at Yellowstone or Grand Tetons scare you off! Come camping!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jan 20 - 10:58 PM

You could head to Hanford Reach, that I see now is a National Monument that should be free to the downwinders born near the Hanford Plant (I, alas, am one).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 07:44 AM

I used to live downwind from Rocky Flats

I moved after the big fire


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 09:08 AM

Mom!

When I buy cottage cheese, it comes in pint or quart containers. If it came in 55-gallon drums, would it still be cottage cheese? Or would it be over-sized McMansion with three-car garage and more rooms than you're ever going to use cheese?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 12:54 PM

If I owned a dairy that made cottage cheese, I'd call it "bungalow cheese" instead. Cottages and bungalows are both small houses, but "bungalow" is more fun to say.

"Cottage" sounds like a noise a frog or insect would make. "Bungalow" sounds more like an incantation that would open a magic door or lure a genie from a bottle.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 01:16 PM

"Bungalow" sounds like a disease of the foot: "Poor Harry! He's limping from his bungalow on his left foot."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 04:06 PM

"Mr. Smith, the tests show that you have a scrotal bungalow and we need to do surgery as soon as possible."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jan 20 - 05:44 PM

Then there are "bungaloids", discussion of which may be an affront to Mom's delicate sensibilities.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM

Bungletoe and bunglesack have nothing on bungleoids which tend to tightly grow together with cartiledge as thick and dense as a Wombat's rear end. This is why bungloidosis is also called Wombatism.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jan 20 - 06:33 AM

In Africa it is called Babboon Butt. Severe cases require a colestomy


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 20 - 06:17 PM

My neighbor, Mr. Thomas Kolenos, is offended by that term and asks that you apologize.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Jan 20 - 10:46 PM

It sounds like one of those words that the colonial British picked up in India and then it travelled through the English-speaking world. Like pyjamas. Now pajamas.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 20 - 09:44 AM

The lascar, a bunyip if ever I saw one, was the moofty. He was a peon, not a pundit, but he was also a guyenda. The dacoits poured ghee on him.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Feb 20 - 10:49 AM

Because of what I call Forest Gump like coincidence I have known Mob bosses all my life starting with the big boss meeting in my hometown of Appalacain NY , between Owego and Vestal. I have seen bosses get away with crimes via witness tampering or murder, but only at first. Eventually the boss gets caught red handed or eliminated.

As a therapist in pre Soprano times I had a Mob boss from Irondiquoit as a client during the A team B team wars in NY. He brought his body guard with him for his session. When my secretary came in the back door with McDonalds there was a dramatic moment.

I even heard the long drawn out roar of an explosion of the car that killed a different boss, I accidently learned that the police knew of the hit ahead of time. Later a nurse who treated the boss who was car bombed told me he was in one piece but died slowly of pressure induced massive capillary bleed.

A previous tenent left a list of victims that had already been eliminated and the list was found under the sink. Against all odds I even met Mr. Gambino and others via car dealership associations in Buffalo NY.

There were more shocking coincidences that I hesitate to mention that the police wanted me to cover up. It involved the mob stealing back evidence and heroin from a State Police station. I had the recording of the details off a special radio receiver that preceded microwave telephones. What seemed to stop these string of coincidences
was simply getting married and retiring from hypnosis.

Anyway Trump is a bit like a mob boss and I expect he will face a similar fate once loyalty becomes too costly.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Feb 20 - 03:27 PM

Mom!

It's February First! Does that mean idiots will finally stop wishing me Happy New Year?

Has it ever occurred to you that years don't get to have birthdays? When they get to be a year old, POOF! They're gone!

Just when we've gotten* used to having a year around, someone kills it off and foists a new one on us.

Don't plan on making a cake that says, "Happy Birthday 2020!" You'd be wasting your time.

What if they did that with puppies? "Here's a cute little puppy, kid, but don't get too attached to it. A year from now, we're gonna kill it and give you a new one!"

I wonder if 2020 knows that it's doomed? Eleven months from now and it's gonna be defenestrated.


* Have you noticed that our British cousins have abandoned "gotten" as the past participle of "get" and use "got" for both past and past participle? Still sounds wrong to me.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Feb 20 - 10:23 PM

Defenestration? Are you in Prague by any chance?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 12:14 AM

Yes, on December 31st, they'll coax 2020 way up high in some skyscraper overlooking Times Square. "Come one, 2020, you've gotta see this cool disco ball! And this is the best viewpoint in the world!"

And as soon as that glittery ball starts dropping, they'll push poor old 2020 out a window. And nobody will notice or care. They'll be so busy being all goo-goo over cute little 2021 that they won't even see 2020's poor carcass lying on the sidewalk smashed so flat it'll make a pancake look like a major mountain range.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Senoufou
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 03:48 AM

We live in a bungalow. (Everyone in UK calls our type of house by this Hindi/Urdu word, derived from 'bangla') Bungalows used to be regarded/disparaged as houses for the elderly, being on one floor only. But I've seen recently that young families prize them, having no stairs and quite large gardens. Ours has gone up considerably in value during the last ten years. (up by £50,000!!!)
There are dozens of words from the Raj days in our language. Gymkhana, juggernaut, chutney etc.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 08:33 AM

Yes, there are a couple in my post of February 1. Except for one noun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 09:32 AM

SRS, do you know that there's a WinCo in the DFW area?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 09:35 AM

02/02/2020! Palindrome!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 10:30 AM

02 02 2020 at 2PM
Kitten Bowl!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 11:30 AM

02 02 2020 Groundhog day


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 11:48 AM

What's unique about 02/02/2020 is that it's a palindrome in all four date notation formats. It doesn't matter if you use dd/mm/yyyy, mm/dd/yyyy, yyyy/dd/mm, or yyyy/mm/dd.

Next year, there'll be a palindrome date (12/02/2021) but it will indicate December 2nd in mm/dd/yyyy and February 12th in dd/mm/yyyy, and doesn't work in either year-first format.

The next "universal" palindrome date will be 03/03/3030. I don't plan on being around to see it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 12:32 PM

"Bungalow" is a very good word. But I don't see it replacing "cabin" as a trope in American country and bluegrass music. "There's a bungalow in the pines..." doesn't quite have that bluegrass thang goin' on.

I suppose we could make a concerted effort to have The Beatles' "Bungalow Bill" elevated to bluegrass standard status, but we'd probably meet some resistance from the Bill Monroe worshiping hardcore purist crowd.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 01:18 PM

How would you title your discovery?
A Grand Panpalindrome, a millenial palindrome, a prizirp


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 05:36 PM

I think it could be rightfully considered A Sign From On High, as of two minutes after two a.m. it was 02/02/02/02/2020. There is Great Significance in this!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 06:57 PM

Missed the Puppy Bowl.
One year they had a little Border Terrier in there.
He was so fast the camera couldn't track him --
nothing like the roly-poly yellow Lab pups.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Feb 20 - 08:49 PM

Where I worked in Ohio had the Chamber of Commerce in one town play touch football with the Chamber in a town a couple miles away. It was called "The Toilet Bowl" and the trophy was a gilded Toilet Bowl. The Chambers also sponsored the annual "Road Apple Run."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Feb 20 - 08:33 PM

MOM! Get back up there where you belong! Laying the gutter with booze on your breath is HARDLY apropos for a woman of such high position as you!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Feb 20 - 06:25 AM

Mom regrets the passing of Diogenes found dead on Constitution Ave. this morning from malnutrition and exposure.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Feb 20 - 11:29 AM

Betting on Trump winning in 2020 is getting hot and heavy, so I shorted 200 billion in synthetic CDO's that favor Trump more than 2 to 1 in the futures market.

When he loses I do not expect to be paid my earnings of 15 trilion.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Feb 20 - 11:55 AM

In case you have forgotten, a CDO is a "bespoke tranche oportunity"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 10:44 AM

The crime boss Donald 'the cheeto' Trump had a sit down with his capos last night.
It was anything but, with capos standing up and applauding every 7 seconds.
In the middle Rush 'the mouth' Limbaugh was given the made man ceremony.
Its business, not personal.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 01:33 PM

Mom!

There are going to be thirteen full moons this year! I know this because some Internet news site's headline made a big deal out of it.

According to my calculations, based on an average lunar month length of roughly 29.53 days, there will be thirteen full moons in about one year out of three.

By that website's criteria, I suppose the fact that the last day of this year falls on a Thursday is an even bigger deal since it only happens one year out of seven.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 02:11 PM

The BIGGESTdeal is that my birthday falls on a Tuesday in February this year. I mean, it's always in February, but this year it's on Tuesday. This has great occult and cult significance and marks a major shift in the world's destiny (just as my birth did). Things will immediately get better.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 02:30 PM

Keb, we had the Puppy Bowl here at my house this year. It involves a game of skill, catching roasted unsalted peanuts tossed to each dog. They all excel at this sport.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 03:34 PM

Mercedes of 'As The World Turns' has been feeling out of sorts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 03:48 PM

By the way, the real reason the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl is that I brought them good luck by attending one of their games (the only football game of any kind I've attended since graduating from high school). It happened thirty-five years ago. It just took a few years for the good luck to completely consolidate.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 04:09 PM

Mercedes may be pregnant by Aspen who is much older and is married to Porshe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 05:23 PM

I too went to a single NFL game but it was the Browns.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 05:30 PM

It wasn't Aspen. It was Volaré.

But it's an understandable error. You can only tell the difference in the closeups.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 07:39 PM

MOM,
how come we can see three days of music threads
but only a day or two of BS threads?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 08:23 PM

Keb, it's just that no threads received their last posts on Feb. 3rd. They've all been refreshed today because they're just so damned interesting.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 08:52 PM

Eww
Volare' has skin like rich corinthean leather.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 11:34 PM

Was it the Volaré that had rich Corinthian leather? I only ask because I had an Aspen, which was essentially the same car but with a Dodge badge instead of Plymouth. It only had rich Corinthian vinyl.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 12:23 AM

Corinthian leather
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Corinthian leather is a term coined by the advertising agency Bozell to describe the upholstery used in certain Chrysler luxury vehicles. The term first appeared in advertising in 1974. Although this is merely a marketing concept, it suggests that the term—not the product—was inspired from the more elaborate and impressive ancient Greek column of the Corinthian order.

While the term was first used during the marketing campaign for the 1974 Imperial LeBaron, it is usually associated with the marketing campaign beginning with the 1975 Cordoba and that campaign's celebrity spokesperson, Ricardo Montalbán, who described the thickly-cushioned luxury of seats "available even in fine (alternately, "soft" or "rich") Corinthian leather".

Much of the leather used in Chrysler vehicles during the era originated from a supplier located outside Newark, New Jersey.

Some sources say the term refers to the combination of leather seating surfaces and vinyl seat sides. However, most cars worldwide with "leather upholstery" have matching color vinyl seat bases and often the rear faces of the front seats, the head rests, and the door facings. The standard term in period car catalogs was "leather with vinyl", and sometimes "leather seat facings". When Montalbán was asked by David Letterman on Late Night with David Letterman what the term meant, the actor cheerfully admitted that the term meant nothing.


You mean rich Corinthian leather was a lie? A fabrication? A big bucket of marketing bullshit?

No wonder the subject seems so at home here on the MOAB.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 07:09 AM

Ricardo Montobahn sold the hell out of that vinyl.

Those flat six engines could go a million miles with 4 new transmissions.

Ricardo played a great villain on the original Star Trek


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 07:10 AM

--KHAN--!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 08:58 AM

You mean that Paul's Letters to the Corinthians were a marketing ploy?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 09:53 AM

I suppose it had to be Corinthian leather. Doric or Ionic leather would be too plain and boring to use in a genuine luxury sedan.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 12:10 PM

Funny; I was talking to a guy at Petsmart the other day about pickup trucks. He had an old one that turned out to be only 1993. I had a 1980 three-in-the-tree F100 I finally sold in about 1997. As he remarked - it had a great straight six - around which I had always thought there was enough room under the hood to store luggage (if it had been enclosed in a way to keep it in).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 07:09 PM

I had two F-100 pickups, a '64 and a '77. Both had straight sixes, three-speed column shifters, and enough room under the hood to pitch a tent. But neither had rich Corinthian leather upholstery! In fact, I'm not sure the '64 had any upholstery at all. It had seats, but what was on top of those seats might well have been a dog's blanket that the dog threw out.

That truck had rather high ladder racks on it that once caused it to get stuck in a parking garage. I had to let about half the air out of the tires to get it unstuck.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 07:30 PM

My current 6 cyl car goes 30 mph faster than a 2005 10 cyl viper engine 8.3 liter Dodge SRT 10 pick up, with or without a 200 lb load of manure wrapped in rich corinthean leather.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 04:07 PM

With the large fleet of luxury cruise ships currently banned from docking at any port due to corona virus infected passengers, It has been suggested they should all tie up together and form an artificial floating island. Logisticaly it would simplify delivering supplies.
Burial at sea is in the testing phase to determine effects on sea life and mammals.
Euphemisticly we might call it Gilligans Island and plans to start filming a zany reality show about their trials, tribulations and novel inventions, are underway.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 05:06 PM

Titles for the reality show are not yet greenlighted;

The mask and Glove boat, is waiting to take you away...

Take my hand Im a victim in paradise
the dining's nice, as they take me away...

Lost fantasy survivor Island

We should start writting folk songs now; May the Ship's cook,
be uninfected, in our galley, by and by ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 05:08 PM

Apocolypse Calypso?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 05:40 PM

One of the writers was fired for telling the story from the virus' pov


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 06:39 PM

What shall we do with coronavirus
What shall we do with coronavirus
What shall we do with coronavirus early in the morning?

Quarantine everyone 'til it's over
Quarantine everyone 'til it's over
Quarantine everyone 'til it's over early in the morning!

Or maybe

It's advertised in Boston, New York, and Buffalo
Three thousand hearty virus re-search-ers researching for to go
Singin' test vaccines in the mornin'
Test vaccines hi-ho!
Put away your lab glassware and stow, boys, stow!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 07:17 PM

I don't have coronavirus and you'll never catch me on a cruise ship, but I'm willing to quarantine myself on a nice sportfisherman for a couple of weeks.

Of course, it is February so the fishing in the northern Gulf of Mexico is dead, meaning the quarantining would have to be done further south. Like Key West, Jamaica, Belize....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 08:39 PM

Mom!

I've figured out what's going on with Betelgeuse! It's Gluon!

Gluon is* on vacation in the Betelgeuse neighborhood and has met and is attempting to mate with a dogduck! A dogduck, of course, is the antiparticle to a duckdog. Their attempts at mating are releasing huge numbers of photons and anti-photons which are producing the variances in Betelgeuse's observed brightness. If their mating is successful, the resulting pressure wave from the matter/antimatter annihilation will result in the destruction of the entire constellation of Orion!

After a few million years, the remnants of Orion will coalesce into a new constellation known as Anas Canis (Duck Dog) in our universe and Canis Anas (Dog Duck) in whatever universe the dogduck came from.

* When we say "is", please bear in mind that Betelgeuse is some 700 light years from earth. Since Gluon transcends time and space he/she is there both right now and 700 years ago at the same time. Otherwise, we'd have to wait 700 years to see the resulting super-duper-nova. Gluon can get around the confines of relativity, but light cannot.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 08:44 PM

Gilligans Island II will have thousands of Thurgoods, lots of Gingers and Marie Anns but relativly few Professsors.
Skipper: Brian Dennehy but then posthumously is replaced by the Rock
Gilligan: Chris Rock

Short term plots will involve extravagent 'Thurgood' requests, hijinx and escape attempts

The long term plot is uplifting in that after a year, people with natural immunity will be easily identified and used for vaccines.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 09:08 AM

The ships have docked and the show is canceled {^I


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 10:07 AM

Florida!!! BEWARE, BEE-DUB!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 11:04 AM

Those monkeys are in northeast Florida, in the Jacksonville area, 350 miles east of here.

But, if they ever attempt to invade northwest Florida, there's already a plan in place for controlling them. Our congressional district's congressman, rabid Trumpist Matt Gaetz, will simply inform his supporters that the monkeys are Democrats, and they'll all be bush meat before they hit the Walton County line.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 12:12 PM

By the way, did you notice the totally non-proprietary I-don't-claim-the-son-of-a-bitch way in which I referred to Matt Gaetz as "our congressional district's congressman" instead of "our congressman" or, God forbid, "my congressman"?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 02:27 PM

The owner's name is important in case you have to call the dogcatcher or someone. Otherwise, off to the pound he goes!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 05:59 PM

I noticed you guys started talking about infectious bush meat prior to the announcment of the pandemic threat.
Is there some significance to this?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 10:22 PM

Um, ah, nope. Nothing. Nada. Didn't mean a thing, not at all. Forget you ever saw it, okay?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 20 - 09:40 AM

JEEZ LOUISE ! Mudcat.org is already on the FBI's radar thanks to bb and friends informing them of a Cavanaugh threat mudcat post, now this?

What were you thinking, don't you know that the NSA already has a copy and the Smithsonian mirrors mudcat on their site??

ONE MUST NOT EAT
INFECTED MEAT

LETS HOPE THEY SEE THIS AND NOT THE OTHER STUFF


We should put Gulliani on this to cover the trail.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 20 - 09:47 AM

I need a favor though...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Feb 20 - 11:35 AM

A public service jingle to the tune of "The Colonel Bogey March"


Bush meat is really bad to eat.
Monkey or chimp or parakeet.
Jesus! It spreads diseases!
So take your bush meat,
And throw it away!



Maybe this show of public concern will get the Feebs off Mudcat's back re the Kavanaugh thing.

Or maybe not.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 20 - 03:24 PM

I think were covered, they are too busy with Nazis and Putin and Trump.

hmm. Nazis and Putin and Trump sounds like 'Lions and Tigers and Bears

Oh My
'


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 20 - 01:58 PM

Hi, Mom, from your favorite kid. What's up?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Feb 20 - 05:00 PM

I drove by a cow pasture today and there were at least two dozen black vultures hopping around on the ground near the fence. I slowed to see what was happening, figuring some critter had been hit by a car and made it under the fence and into the pasture before expiring. But no! The vultures were snacking on cow pies!

I suppose that those particular cow flops smelled like something buzzards like to eat. In other words, something dead and rotten.

I just thought Mom might like to know that bovine shit is so enticing that even buzzards partake of it upon occasion.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Feb 20 - 07:10 PM

Rap you already have the lifetime achievment award for being mom's favorite so with all due respect you never need to feel insecure that a competition could ever possibly exist. It was good to see you both made it to the Oscars this year.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 08:20 AM

BWL maybe you should have gotten out and picked some mushrooms too.
The ones that grow on cow flops are decent but not Amazonian grade.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 08:26 AM

The vultures were probably feasting on undigested bits that that cows ate and passed. Other birds do that as well.

Yes, we made it to the "Academy Awards." Mom embarrassed herself (and me) first by the dress she wore (left over from her 1919 prom but "repurposed" with various slits added and "modesty panels" removed), drinking what was on other people's tables when the waiters refused to serve her more drinks, and kicking and screaming when security was forced to remove her. There were damages from the last and I do hope that the kicks and blows she gave to the security people don't cause lasting damage but I am afraid that she's in for a bit of a jail spell. Calling "GLUON! GLUON! HELP!" didn't help her, but the screams of "What's humping my leg?" only added to the confusion.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 11:34 AM

I thought the quilted gown was gorgeous.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 03:51 PM

I have a poop-eating puppy who positively bounds across the yard when she spots the old Lab taking a dump. And she's the cutest most charismatic DESTRUCTIVE dog I've ever owned. Who I rarely accept kisses from (only if she has been in the house for hours and had time for her breath to clear an a few drinks of water for dilution). To put the poop-eating vultures into perspective. It seems to be a critter Thing.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 04:01 PM

Pro biotic poop. What a novel idea. At CVS I can buy pro biotic candy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 05:59 PM

Ever hear of a fecal transplant? Perhaps the pup is actually trying to right something that's wrong.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 07:39 PM

Dog food companies go to great lengths to make their products sound appetizing to dog owners, as if a dog really cares whether its food tastes like filet mignon or plain old hamburger. Why not make dog food in flavors humans wouldn't care for but dogs really like? Like cat poop or deer guts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 10:35 PM

I don't buy dog food (except for Gluon). Perhaps I'm cheap, or perhaps I think that scraps are good enough. Or perhpars it's because I don't have pets.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 20 - 09:17 PM

Gluon just ate my ENTIRE stock of Uranium 235! And half the Plutonium 239!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Feb 20 - 11:22 PM

Did GLUON do this in order to
glow in the dark?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Feb 20 - 06:52 AM

A least those are legal isotopes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Feb 20 - 09:10 AM

Gluon doesn't actually use radioactive elements to glow in the dark. Oh, he/she glows all right, but it's just a side effect. He/she uses the Uranium to wake up in the morning, just like humans use coffee. And the Plutonium is to brush his/her teeth afterwards so he/she won't walk around with Uranium breath all day long.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Feb 20 - 12:52 PM

The syncopated
cosmic drumpht beat
in the universe
stretches and squeezes
our soul and being.
It takes silence
for overlords to rule.
They are full of stool
they've lost thier edge,
they've have lost their poison.
True to tell
But they still have that smell
Light years from hell


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [aex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 20 - 09:50 PM

Gluon burps tiny bits of critical mass from the uranium 235 (s/he prefers it to U238, as it's a "lighter" isotope) and I won't tell you plutonium 239 does, except the result doesn't require a match to create "fire." I'll never forget the time Gluon ate 22 kgs. of plutonium and six kilograms of lithium VI deutride (6LiD) and torched a good sized part of the Texas panhandle.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Feb 20 - 10:14 PM

She also gobbled the "nn" in the subject name of your last post. Hungry little critter!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Feb 20 - 11:45 AM

Have you ever spun Ununpentium mercury alloys in a magnetic torus?
SHEEit ya git gettyup fur next ta nuthin.
Whatever you use for gettyup only needs to move a massless field.
like lectricty


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Feb 20 - 03:13 PM

The new Spielberg film Indiana Jones and the Sacred Mushroom will be released next year Unless the Goverment wins a lawsuit labeling it XXX.
Barr: "We are worried about the children".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 20 - 06:03 PM

So you've passed the Barr?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Feb 20 - 07:16 PM

Talking of Roseanne ...

I didn't watch the live "Conners" broadcast
that coincided with the state primary election.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Feb 20 - 07:48 PM

Speaking of fire ants,... here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 20 - 10:39 PM

Hi, Mom!

I just finished watching a movie. It was advertised as a costume drama, but they lied. It had people in it too, not just costumes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 20 - 09:46 AM

That's the problem, Bee-Dub: false advertising or what we called growing up back on the corn-swept prairies of Illinois, "lyin' through his false teeth." Why, I once looked at a house that was for sale and the ad said that it had "running water." When I went there the water came out of a faucet and didn't run anywhere! It didn't even have shoes! Or the bank that advertised "low interest loans" -- why tell customers that the bank has little interest in lending money when they probably know that already? "Truth in advertising" -- plain old phooey!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Feb 20 - 11:58 AM

Were you closer to the Ozarks or Indiana or stuck in the middle with Springfield?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Feb 20 - 12:40 PM

This story on Marketplace was an eye-opener. In addition to "running water" the US seems to be lousy with loos.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 20 - 01:36 PM

In the middle, on the banks of the Mississippi, the belly button on Illinois' pregnancy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Feb 20 - 07:15 PM

Ah the romance of river boats comes into focus.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 20 - 10:32 PM

Twenty miles or so upriver from Hannibal, Mo. Yup, Sam Clemens' home town. Sam would bring a steamboat in and me and him would go drinkin'. After a while ol' Sam would excuse himself and go visit the "young ladies" upstairs. Then the Civil War started and Sam up and went West with his brother Orion -- plumb lit out fer Nevada Territory. Dunno what ever happened to him...probably fell down a mine shaft cuz he was always pretty clumsy. (I heard tell what some of the "young ladies" said about him but I ain't gonna repeat them salacious rumors.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 20 - 09:55 PM

Yessiree! My home town is Quincy, Illinois! Founded in about 1832, it's got, well, not everything, but a lot of stuff. It's got a pubic library, a public library, a veterans' home (started in 1886), a riverfront, huntin', fishin', eddykashun institoots (even a kolidj, where I went), a lotsa nice houses that rich folks lived in back in the 19th Century or so. It's got TWO bridges for cars across the river (THE river, the Mississippi,the ONLY river worth talking about), one going to Missouri and one coming back. Heck, it's even got a damn dam! I was borned, raised, edykated, and even went ta war from there.

It's a good place to be from...FAR from.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 08:17 AM

Danville, known for the now extinct Chuckles factory and losing all the birth records when the hospital burned down. AKA birthplace of Gene Hackman the actor.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 08:27 AM

btw 42 minor league baseball teams are scheduled to close their doors forever. So much for cultural fabric, now that we have WWWrestling and X fighting.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 09:09 AM

There are Quincys in several states. They're all presumably named after John Quincy Adams. I guess whoever named them thought "Quincy" had more panache than "John" or "Adams".

We even have a Quincy in Florida. I've been through there a few times, but have never been struck by a compelling desire to stop.

It is not home to any bridges across the Mississippi River.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 11:07 AM

John Quincy Adams must have been pretty highly regarded during his lifetime in order to have all those towns named after him. I don't think he's on many historian's Top Ten Presidents list.

Or maybe the idea of having a president to name towns after was so new that folks jumped at the opportunity, even if he was a lousy president.

At least they didn't name anyplace really important after him, like Quincy, District of Columbia.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 11:14 AM

Florida! Phooey! Quincy, Illinois has amongst its literary and thespian lights folks like Lucile Vasconcellos Langhanke (who acted under a fake name for some reason, that being Mary Astor) and my friend Roy Brocksmith. And other famous folks, like Paul Tibbets and Ike Samuels. Martin Jones Hawkins was one of those who was chosen for the Andrews Raid, a/k/a The Great Locomotive Chase; he overslept and missed it but was promoted the Sergeant and got the Medal of Honor anyway and he's buried in Quincy. Lincoln and Douglas had one of their debates there. As noted earlier, Sam Clemens visited there many times and sometimes stayed sober! St. Francis Solanus College, later St. Francis College and then Quincy Academy and then Quincy College and now Quincy University (I lived four blocks away) was the alma mater of not only ME but also the Venerable Augustus Tolton -- yes, me and Gus were good friends and often played billiards together after various classes. The town even had a lynching -- about a month after the Civil War ended a self-confessed Missouri bushwhacker named Tom Rose was hoisted by a bunch of recovering Union veterans from the hospitals.

Quincy, Indiana...Quincy, California...Quincy, Massachusetts...Quincy, Washington...Quincy, Florida...Quincy, Michigan -- all trying to horn in on the glory. (Quincy, Illinois, FWIW, is the county seat of Adams County.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 01:27 PM

Quincy, WA is on land above the Columbia River and the town grid is Letter streets one way and Number streets the other. The alphabet streets only go up to T. I looked it up, I have been past but not to it, but since Microsoft seems to have set up the largest data center in Quinch, someone travels there on occasion.

And there's this, from Wikipedia:
Although George is the closest town to the Gorge Amphitheatre, Quincy is the closest town that offers services such as motels and a full grocery store. Quincy sees an uptick in population during concerts. Quincy was previously home to Tacos mi Pueblo, one of the most sought-after Mexican restaurants in the area.

The semi-arid climate allows Quincy to go for weeks or months without rain during the summer. This makes nearby water recreation such as Crescent Bar a major draw. Quincy is the closest town with services to Crescent Bar.


Yup. You know we had to have a town of George, Washington. My parents spent some time in that part of the state, but escaped to the West side of the Cascades before I was even aware of what the East side was like. As Dad used to say, "miles and miles of miles and miles."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 01:32 PM

Trump is 6 ft 3         shoes on
Bloomberg is 5 ft 8
John Quincy Adams was 5 ft 7
But Thomas Jefferson was 5 ft 4 (same as Vladamir)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 04:35 PM

There's a Bruce, Florida, though it's only designated as an unincorporated community, not a town.

There's a Margaret, Alabama with a population of 5,000. That's considered a genuine city by Alabama standards.

The less said about the possibility of there being a Mike, Idaho, the better.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 08:40 PM

We shall refrain from commenting, Imperial Ignoramnus.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®       His Mark


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 20 - 09:00 PM

In the entire WORLD there are exactly THREE places named Michael: one is in Illinois, one in Austria, and one in Mozambique. There is no place named "Mike" save for an airport in Hungary. However, the present President seems enamored of "La Wall."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 20 - 09:19 PM

The "Wall" part of my surname (LaWall) is a Germanic spelling of the French "Valle", meaning valley. It has nothing to do with any wall.

My wife's name is Susan, which comes from the Persian word for lily. Therefore, her married name literally translates as Lily Of The Valley.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 20 - 10:23 PM

I'm very, very glad to hear that. Please extend to your Lily Of The Valley my deepest sympathy and tell her that she has been nominated for the Medal of Honor.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 20 - 08:21 AM

My last name means, in Modern Dutch, "Goalie." Given that my first name translates from Hebrew as "Who Is Like God" my name means "Goalie Who Is Like God" or "God-like Goalie." (This is true, by the way. I found out the goalie part from a Dutch fella in Carcassone awhile back. We were told as children my surname meant "Keeper of the Sacred Places" which, if you're into soccer, fits.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 Feb 20 - 03:07 PM

I still don't know how one venerable Massachusetts coastal town
acquired the name of Braintree
(it was there maybe a century before the settlement called Quincy)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Feb 20 - 03:27 PM

I suppose having one's name translate as "Goalie" is preferable to having it mean "Wide Receiver".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Feb 20 - 05:41 PM

Most of the people who lived in Candor NY felt insulted and moved away. There is a book about it that Rap might know.
Chaste NY has not existed for 80 years now.
Its last resident was a Shaker.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Feb 20 - 08:31 PM

It has been illustrated many times that Trump's self-declared height is a special brand of BS. He's 6'1" at most, when you see him standing beside Obama and others all in the same type of shoes. Perhaps his waist is what is 75 inches.

MOM, I'm home with a new knee. It smarts a bit, what with the bone saws and gluing chunks of titanium to the exposed ends. I'm only checking in briefly before I put the leg squeezer things on to keep the blood circulating.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 20 - 09:49 PM

I know about THAT, Stilly! Both knees have titanium in them. Just don't drive with those pills in ya!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Feb 20 - 12:49 PM

Don't drive! - I'm having to be careful when I talk or type. Anesthesia seems to hit short-term memory. No driving for a while yet. I filled the tank and parked it for what will probably be a few weeks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 20 - 12:56 PM

I have to be careful when I talk or type all the time without drugs.
Look forward to April.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 20 - 03:36 PM

Hi, Mom!

I got some new bedroom slippers. They have memory foam insoles.

I'm hoping the memory foam will help me remember to take the slippers off and put outdoor shoes on before going outside.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 20 - 04:35 PM

elo mom, I started the partisan prescription of 'Mr. Rodgers little helpers'. They cause folks to exude extreme kindness and have a blissful resignation to bad news without worry.
Side effects are ulcers and stomach cancer but
what do you expect from swallowing the bile of the world without some reaction? They are opiate FREE but contains 90% heroin.

The sister drug to Mr Rodgers helpers is for Republicans and is just plain anerobic steroids and amphtamines.

YAWN


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 20 - 03:47 PM

Oxycontin, Oxycontin, I know you of old, you've robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold. Well, not exactly YOU, but the reasons I know you and your friend hydrocodone. And your other family members, like amoxycillin and Zofran and T-3.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Feb 20 - 03:19 PM

Right now it is my friend - I tried anti-inflammatory last night instead of oxy at bedtime (because of the swollen knee) and it was the worst most painful night's sleep in a long time. And it didn't help the swelling. I had to wait six hours before the next dose of painkiller. And I've slept much of the day. MOM hasn't had any problems with me, just nudges me occasionally and tells me to do my stretches.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 20 - 09:43 PM

It ain't addictive if it helps and you WANT to stop taking it as soon as possible. Me, I don't like to take pills but I will if I need it. Later you might try T-3 or T-4 -- basically Tylenol with codeine, T-3 has less codeine that T-4.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Feb 20 - 08:21 PM

That's probably what we'll step down to next week. The bruises are spectacular and painful now. It's always something.

I really don't need the walker, what I use it for is a general sweeping motion in front of me to chase the dogs out from underfoot. "Plow the road" is the fighter jet term that I've seen in movies; this is the terrestrial version.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 20 - 09:14 PM

A walker can help you get up from a chair or a couch (or a toilet).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 01:13 AM

Have you given your walker a name? Mine is called Hoppy. I had to get him when I broke my ankle because I also broke my wrist and couldn't grip crutches. I had to Velcro my lower arm to Hoppy so I could hop around on one foot.

I understand that if I ever need his services again, it may involve shuffling instead of hopping, but that makes no difference. He'll always be Hoppy to me. I wouldn't want a walker called Shuffley anyway.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 07:23 AM

Cassidy is a good name for a walker. (Hop Along)
This week's Curb your Enthusiasm featured the walker.
Similar to old locomotives a good cow catcher mini plow is a great walker idea.

My wife named her cane but I haven't even named my four seater Corvette. If I do, maybe 4-Vett could work. 40 years ago I had a Z 2+2


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 07:34 AM

Forty years ago I was living in Ohio, eight minutes from Kent State University and 36 miles from work. Ever drive 36 miles in an honest-to-God blizzard? I have, several times, and you don't sing "Jingle Bells" when the weather outside IS frightful.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 09:31 AM

We sing Slip sliden away. When we would see several Volvos in a blizzard leave the road and disappear down an embankment, we slow down.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 01:11 PM

Cars tend to follow the one in front of them in whiteouts and heavy fog; I had a friend who had a long driveway off of a state highway, and one evening he pulled in and had to tell all of the cars that followed him home to turn around and head back.

My driveway is too short for people to confuse it with a regular road but occasionally it could act as a boat launch when the creek rises.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 01:21 PM

LOL!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 04:33 PM

Ditto Donuel!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 10:25 PM

Funny. Many times I've seen boat ramps used as driveways.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Feb 20 - 05:20 PM

Mardi Gras is goin strong.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 20 - 08:50 PM

It ends tomorrow, when all Catholics go to church and have an "X" put on their foreheads with the ashes of last Palm Sunday's blessed palms. Then Lent starts and all good Catholics follow the fasting rules and the diet is as follows:

    No more than one meal per day is permitted.
    Flesh meat, eggs, butter, cheese, and milk are forbidden.
    The meal was not allowed until after sunset.
    Alcohol is forbidden.
    During Holy Week, the meal consists exclusively of bread, salt,    herbs, and water.

Of course, Laetare Sunday allows you to have cheese and a small glass of bad beer or wine to break the monotony of Lent. Vatican II lightened this up and you're now allowed one small glass of skim milk per day if you're over 87.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Feb 20 - 05:32 AM

florida is back in the news for arresting, handcuffng, jailing, mug shots and fingerprinting a 6 year old for acting out.
Don't worry, she was not spanked.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 01:00 PM

brave New rules;
Citizens may not be told of a stock market crash.
NOW you may only say that the market has gone into correction.
OR
you may say how much the market is off its lows.

Mom has not crashed, she has gone into a correctional facility.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 01:51 PM

Not a correctional facility, just an institution.

On the other hand, Mom is an institution.

Putting an institution in an institution is difficult, but not impossible. It's a bit like putting ten pounds of sugar in a five-pound bag. It's most easily achieved by curving space back on itself or similar judicious alteration of the space-time continuum.

Don't try this at home! Call a trained expert like Gluon.

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"We fold space like origami artists fold paper!"

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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 04:43 PM

I saw a good Florida Woman story the other day but lost track of it before getting back here. Chances are she'll do something stupid again and maybe I'll manage to post it that time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 05:08 PM

How's the knee?

I like the folded space idea but the results are not intuitive.
There is not a more crowded space but rather a much bigger space.
This is very handy in apartment living or inside a tardis.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 06:31 PM

... regarding the Lenten fast:
what about herring?
Can one eat herring?

Because there is a wonderful Gaelic poem
by an Irish monk,
welcoming the herring at Lenten time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 06:37 PM

No, one may not eat herring during Lent. Herring are not fish, they are foul.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 08:03 PM

creamed herring is kosher.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 10:54 PM

Actually, I like canned herring snacks. I prefer them over sardines.

It's those over-salted dried kippered herring things that are inedible. I don't even think they're fish. When fishermen's work boots get so nasty and stinky that they can't stand to wear them anymore, they slice them into strips and sell them as kippered herring.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 11:23 PM

kippered is slang for skipper who is the one who decides when the boots are, on average, ripe enough.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Feb 20 - 12:53 PM

Pickled herring in wine sauce - a wonderful snack when eaten in moderation.

The knee is improving, according to the physical therapist, and the 2 months of workouts ahead of time give me a great edge on recovery as far as muscle tone. But as the one wearing the knee, I have to admit I'm tired of the compression sock things and the awkward moves that cause a flareup of bursitis in the hip.

The last couple of PT visits have concluded with me handing the spray bottle (water) to Katie and then lifting the cover from the dog door and letting the guys come in for a visit. The squirt bottle causes them to not be quite so pushy; for as little water as that thing puts out they still don't like it. And I've demonstrated my walker-dog-sweep move to keep them from jumping on me at the same time.

MOM's had more than her share of beer and wine since I'm forbidden from adding alcohol to the cocktail of stuff I'm on for the knee. She's going to have to walk off a little extra weight come spring. (Walking over to the Legion Hovel will give her some exercise, I guess.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 20 - 10:16 PM

MOM, I've been finding stuff out about the local Catholic churches! For instance, if you count all the exterior doors, including the double and triple ones, there are 52. There are also 5 garage doors and 1 garden gate. There are three outside entrances to the two churches and the school, these enter the basements. Gee, it's grand to have once been a genuine Physical Security Specialist! You get to do such exciting things.

I used to like pickled herring but apparently it does things to your breath. I tried not breathing after I enjoyed some but it caused comment.

On another note, I seem to have bone spurs in the bottom joint of my left thumb. They hurt, but I can't get drafted!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Feb 20 - 11:10 PM

A brainstorm (kopfstrum) by Steven Miller has inspired Trump to put a tariff on Chinese virus. He believes it will pay for the stock market
dip that was caused by Bernie worry.

I found out stuff about the Catholic bischops who tend the Vatican Bank. They filled buses with quarantined northern Italians to attend an ash wednesday gathering by the Pope. Due to a bad cold the Pope has suspended his duties.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 01:15 PM

Mom? Can you recommend a good, secure padlock that won't freeze up in temperatures well below 0F, is cut proof for a 36 inch bolt cutter, doesn't rust or corrode, which can be keyed alike or better yet have different keys for each lock and a master key, and which costs less than USD 10.00 each? And they have to fit a variety of hasps and chains!

Thank you, Mom.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 01:25 PM

How many people you are shackling?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 02:02 PM

Maybe not people.
Maybe it's feral hogs ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 03:26 PM

Mom's recommendation is that Rap abandons his search for the ideal padlock and simply booby-traps whatever he was planning on putting locks on. The old string-tied-to-a-12 gauge's-trigger thing works dependably well and provides endless opportunities for imaginative variation involving creative use of pulleys, springs, weights, clamps, etc.

Or he could just spring for a pair of attack-trained Rottweilers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 05:39 PM

BWL you can put yourself in Rap's position of living out in the country when wandering bands of corona zombies are looking for shelter.
You can't kill them and you can't risk exposure so locking them up humanely, letting them eat a lovely last spread in an abandoned shed and allowing the cold to do the rest is the obvious solution.

If you have a better idea don't be selfish. I believe Rap is a genius.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM

Left to my own ideas, I'd just use punji stakes -- heat treated for toughness and dipped in human poop. Maybe a barb on the insertion end. Or maybe one of those toe-popper land mines that just blow a leg off from the foot to the knee. But the people involved are wimps.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 10:22 AM

Landmines did come to mind.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 10:41 AM

But locks are more humane and cheaper.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 02:02 PM

Or Rap could just move to Florida and let the natural fauna take care of whatever miscreants he needs to lock his stuff away from. We have the best variety of deadly mammals, reptiles, fish, and invertebrates of anyplace in North America.

Better yet, move to Australia. They have so many deadly critters it makes Florida look like a petting zoo.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 10:00 PM

Well, a pile of rattlesnakes makes folks out here think twice, assuming they're among the minority who CAN and/or DO think. I think a snake pit would be better than padlocks. I'd use Gluon but have no idea where/when/what that duckdog is.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 12:11 AM

I'm tired of the medications I have to sort through so have taken myself off of the narcotic stuff and have better results with the OTC variety. I don't care what MOM said about getting "the good stuff," it's not good if it doesn't work. I'm still weeks away from being allowed in the Legion Hovel with the other meds they have me taking, but I'll toss the Tylenol by the time my liver is allowed to become reacquainted with alcohol.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 08:06 AM

The narcotic stuff is for using when and while you need it. If there's some left lock it away, you may need some later. When it's over you can keep it locked away for the next time (and there will, unfortunately, be a next time) or drop it off at the local Walgreen's or cop shop for safe disposal. As my dear old seanmathair used to say, "Chomh luath agus in féidir."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 08:16 AM

Most people do not know how toxic Tylenol is. Mixed with as littlr as a bottle of wine can kill a liver.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 09:29 AM

Which one?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM

Scientists Who Should Know are saying that wiping your hands with a solution of about 70% alcohol is a good way to kill off that corona virus that's going around. I have a liter of 151 proof rum, and killing the virus that's gotten inside is a lot better than one the outside. So...I have to go disinfect and sanitize myself.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 12:28 PM

I overstated the relief from the OTC stuff; after a few hours the muscle pain set in, and trying the muscle relaxants didn't offer any help for it so I'm back on Oxy. Yes, I'm not happy about taking acetaminophen, but it's the only one allowed right now.

You know that gimmick that always shows up in cop shows - they go to someone's house and ask to use the bathroom? I don't have a mirrored cabinet in my bathroom. Wouldn't do 'em a bit of good to go snooping in there.


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